CONTEST: Write Your Own SGE Rap

10th April 2019

What’s up Evs & Nevs!

Hope you guys all enjoyed the Big Bad Rap — we’d like to announce a new contest piggybacking off the Rap, which if you haven’t seen yet, can be caught here:

For a SIGNED copy of “A Crystal of Time” and a note from Soman, come up with your best School for Good & Evil rap or rhyming-poem, in the Comments section.

This can be of any length, but usually, multiples of 8 rhyming lines are your best best. So 8 lines / 16 lines /  32 lines, etc.

No worries if you’ve never written a rhyming poem or a rap before. The important thing is to just have fun and come up with some silly rhymes that are SGE-themed.

As a bonus prize, we will force Soman to rap YOUR winning composition live on EverNever TV.

It will be embarrassing. It will be hilarious. It will be YOUR doing.

We will announce our grand-winner on EverNever TV. Submission deadline is May 1st, so make sure to get your rap/poem in by then.

As a reminder, you may not feature any explicit language or content in your raps.

Happy rhyming everyone, and we’re looking forward to reading your submission!

– Jun

248 Comments

  1. i'm here at the school for good and evil for many you can see,

    i bet none of you are as evil as me,

    i'm the queen of the school and i'm really really cool

    all the boys look at me and they drool!

    yeah i'm Sophie!

    lost in his eyes in this disguise,

    do i really belong? no it's only a song!

    dark. black, moldy, old,

    do u actually think this image can be sold?

    ever never can't you see?

    this school doesn't really suit me!!

    yeah yeah im Aggy! yeah yeah!

    beautification lessons are all i ever need!

    all I've ever wanted is to ride a noble steed,

    where's my prince? i need him too

    stuck in this tower i dont know what to do!

    save me ! save me! save me! save me!

    when we get back you'll be one one knee

    yeah im Sophie!

    Aggy is my name and evil is my game,

    no offence but this song is really lame!

    gotta find Sophie, im hurrying,

    just hope sophie's not worrying!

    WORD

    DROP THE MIC AND EXIT!

    (THIS WAS WRITTEN ABOUT THE FIRST BOOK)

  2. If you pass through the reader forest,

    There will be great upheaval,

    When you eyes meet the 'Shool For Good And Evil',

    A castle for good,a castle for bad,

    Don't get send to the Dorm Room,It'll make you sad,

    When you're in the Groom Room,you will be bestowed,

    With grace and beauty,your amazing looks will be showed

  3. Sorry guys the net was working slow so I couldn't see my first post and thought it wasn't posted so I made a new rap. I'm so sorry

  4. Agatha is out on her first date,

    And oh she's running late,

    For comfort she goes to Sophie,

    Who gives her her favourite toffee,

    Then she rushes off to the park,

    Where tedros is waiting for her watching a skylark,

    He is a bit annoyed,

    Cause an idiot just called him Lloyd,

    After that they lived happily,

    Fortunately not too snappily

  5. Agatha is getting ready for her first date,

    And ooops she's a bit late,

    For advice she goes to Sophie,

    Who gives her her favourite toffee,

    She cheers a bit up,

    And rushes to her date in a zup,

    Tedros is waiting for her at a table, annoyed,

    Cause an idiot just called him Lloyd,

    Then they both lived happily,

    Fortunately not too snappily

  6. Agatha’s coming cuz tedros is gonna die

    Sophie can’t help her this as she’s gettin married to da bad guy

    The coven is in trouble as they might die too

    Nicola and hort are going out to

    Hort still likes Sophie and wants to go out

    But if nicola knew boy would she shout

    Rhain didn’t lie , he told misleading truths

    Japheth is a Knight ( he probably wants rhain dead too)

    Dovey gonna die and join lady lesso

    Beatrix is still snobby but kiko still cares

  7. The school for good and evil, with its enchanted glow

    Two deans, one good ,one evil

    Sophie, trying to create a show

    Dovey trying to retain the old-school balance

    Full of students with spells and lances

    Bottom-ranked students become greens

    First-ranked students become leaders, who strains for a good future

    The school of good and evil, with two twin towers

    One black and murky

    One white and pretty.

  8. Agatha just ran

    She wished she had a plan

    To save her true love

    They'd fly free like a dove

    But she did not

    She was shamed by Rhian, who looked hot

    Sophie was trapped with him

    Worries high and ankles slim

    Sophie saved Hort

    They had a love of some sort

    But then he was attacked by a scim

    Now he had worries high but not ankles slim

    Meanwhile, a spoiled girl named Nicola who was in love with him

    Thought hard

    Then she oofed to her death

    • I just read this, And I am laughing sooooooooooooooo hard! I love it!

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