CONTEST: Write Your Own SGE Rap

10th April 2019

What’s up Evs & Nevs!

Hope you guys all enjoyed the Big Bad Rap — we’d like to announce a new contest piggybacking off the Rap, which if you haven’t seen yet, can be caught here:

For a SIGNED copy of “A Crystal of Time” and a note from Soman, come up with your best School for Good & Evil rap or rhyming-poem, in the Comments section.

This can be of any length, but usually, multiples of 8 rhyming lines are your best best. So 8 lines / 16 lines /  32 lines, etc.

No worries if you’ve never written a rhyming poem or a rap before. The important thing is to just have fun and come up with some silly rhymes that are SGE-themed.

As a bonus prize, we will force Soman to rap YOUR winning composition live on EverNever TV.

It will be embarrassing. It will be hilarious. It will be YOUR doing.

We will announce our grand-winner on EverNever TV. Submission deadline is May 1st, so make sure to get your rap/poem in by then.

As a reminder, you may not feature any explicit language or content in your raps.

Happy rhyming everyone, and we’re looking forward to reading your submission!

– Jun

250 Comments

  1. In the forest primeval

    A school for good and evil

    With students as hailed as heroes

    Or students labeled as weirdos

    Two towers like twin heads

    Two brothers with different ends

    They fought against the strong layer of love

    Because for one brother, enough was enough

    But there were two girls who broke the divide

    They relied on each other, never taking a side

    One that was evil, one that was good

    They never were apart, together they stood

    They were thrown into two different schools

    Agatha a princess, Sophie a fool

    But they were not where they belonged

    To them, the School Master had been wrong

    That’s what they thought when they fought against aggression

    They went to the School Master who asked them a question:

    What’s one thing Evil can never have but Good can never do without?

    They both knew the answer, without a doubt

    True love’s kiss was the answer to the riddle

    They worked together because they were in a pickle

    How was a Never supposed to get true love’s kiss?

    The answer was simple: win the love of a prince

    Tedros was the handsome prince they sought

    But it wasn’t as easy as they thought

    Sophie wanted to stay with ‘The One’

    But Agatha knew that the lie was spun

    Tedros discovered the deceit during the Trial

    For a while, both girls were casted in exile

    But Agatha soon caught the love of the prince

    But they were not in eternal bliss

    For the Circus of Talents had just begun

    And Sophie wasn’t about to run

    For she wanted Tedros to be hers alone

    This witch wasn’t about to be overthrown

    Agatha entered the Circus of Talents in glory

    Sophie, however, was another story

    She looked like the evil witch she was

    And her talent wasn’t simply a faux pas

    Sophie was enraged her prince wanted someone else

    Her old friend was about to be under great distress

    She let out a scream that caused animals to attack the Evers

    It sadly wasn’t just a endeavour

    Everyone screamed as the ravens attacked

    Agatha knew she had to act fast

    The once-friends fought against each other

    Nothing happened to one another

    Sophie left and started a ball

    It called all Nevers to Evil Hall

    As Evers attacked, trying to kill the witch

    This is what Sophie wanted, her plan went without a hitch

    She and Agatha started to dance

    And Agatha’s prince started to advance

    Sophie filled his heart with betrayal

    And Agatha couldn’t do anything, she was unable

    The two once-friends faced off one last time

    The two girls were both each at their prime

    But the School Master interfered, trying to marry Sophie

    But Agatha didn't want her friends as a trophy

    She screamed for Sophie to hold on

    And Agatha chased her, the friends were gone

    Agatha thought everything was going to be fine

    But Sophie had died, and death wasn't kind

    Saying a final goodbye, she kissed her friend

    And Sophie’s eyes opened, it wasn't the end

    The two friends held each other in golden light

    An witch and a princess were gone in the night.

    • Excuse me the beginning of your rap does not belong to you my friend wrote that opening line how dare you! My friend worked tirelessly to finish and this is how many repay her?! Soman and friends please look closely at peoples raps because over 40% have some plagerized elements and it is not fair to the original writer

    • Actually @catlover3000 the 'in the forest primeval a school for good and evil' is a line from the original books

    • actually CATLOVER3000, thank you for your support but that line really is in the beginning of the book.

  2. From faraway Putsi comes this dress,

    A nightmare of feathers and silk.

    With a rump so high,

    It touches the sky,

    And a hem as short as can be.

    And below,

    OH NO!

    Garters sparkling

    Shimmering, glittering.

    And a purple panty hose.

    And oh, this dress,

    It fills with destress

    There was never a dress as queer.

    But fear more,

    You cannot ignore,

    Its crown of chandelier.

    And below,

    OH NO!

    Garters sparkling

    Shimmering, glittering.

    And a purple panty hose.

  3. In the forest primeval,

    A school for good and evil

    One for the pure,one for the wicked

    But our story don’t start here

    It’s starts in a town filled with fear

    With prissy,pink Sophie

    And her “good deed Agatha”

    In the time with no light,

    The schoolmaster lurk through the night

    Filling every house with fright

    He steals Sophie whisking her away

    And Agatha as a stowaway

    But,they find there roles reversed,

    If you wanna take my lead

    And want to hear what happens next,

    You’ll just have to go and read!

    • Mine is not too good in my opinion just wanted to give it a try!

    • You plagiarized the beginning of your tap from my friend how dare you!!!!

  4. My last one was a mistake sorry!! :(

    In the Woods Beyond is where our story begins

    With two girls so close they’re practically kin

    Sophie loves glass heels and dresses made of satin

    Obsessed with Good Deeds, she’s committed no sins

    Her life is devoted to winning a prince

    She’s a storybook princess, pretty and prim

    Agatha couldn’t care less about shoes made out of glass

    She sees through Sophie’s delusions of being in her own class

    When it’s her turn to go to SGE she wants to pass

    She’d rather spend time with Reaper the Cat

    One the classic fairytale hero

    She knows she’s meant to be in the School for Good

    The other? Everybody knows that she’s doomed to be a zero

    But is it possible that she’s just misunderstood?

    On kidnapping night the friends’ fortunes are reversed

    Sophie dropped into Evil

    In which she’s not well versed

    Agatha plopped into Good

    So mad she might just burst

    But is this mistake really a curse?

    The friends apart in their respective schools

    Forced to abide by their respective rules

    Sophie had to room with the witches of ‘66

    While Aggie had to deal with Beatrix

    Now the Storian

    You know, the story pen

    Was watching A and S to see how their story’d end

    Because a princess and a witch can never be friends

    Now it seemed like the girls would fin’ly have eternal bliss

    If Sophie sent them back home with True Love’s Kiss

    See, the School Master had given them a riddle to solve

    And they’d finally gotten it, full of resolve

    But Sophie started getting just a little too attached

    To the prince of her dreams (well who can blame her for that?)

    An alliance was formed between Sophie and Teddy

    To win the Trial together but they really weren’t ready

    In the end it was Aggie who saved Tedros in the Trial

    And that was when Sophie really started acting vile

    Her prince wouldn’t look closer; he looked at someone else

    So she started paying attention to Evil spells

    To get revenge on Tedros she started a fight

    Pulling pranks on Evers night after night

    Now the friends had learned that no matter how hard they tried

    In the end they would have to embrace their true side.

    (Sorry it’s only like the first half of the book I didn’t want it to be like three pages XD)

    • (Ugh forgot the line again :( )

      Now with Aggie as the princess and Sophie as the witch

      The Woods knows they weren’t meant to switch.

  5. In the town of Gavaldon

    Lived two girls, wait, hold on

    First thing's first

    Long before their birth

    Lived two brothers, one was good

    But the other

    Was the worst

    They were twins, just like Pollux and Castor

    They fought each other

    Evil one killed his brother

    Before this all they had a school

    But now Evil's the School Master

    Back to the town and the two girls

    One was Sophie, with pink and blonde curls

    Wore her mother's pearls

    But Agatha likes black, they say she's a witch

    Then the tide turns, the roles are switched

    The School Master comes to kidnap one

    He picks Sophie and Agatha, but the story's not done

    In the forest Primeval

    Agatha's in Good

    But Sophie is in Evil

    BAM

  6. his is about Rhian and Sophie and the book itself and only really talks about ACOT but I had so much fun writing it:

    This author likes to write, wait a minute, now I’m writing back

    Hort said he wanted to love Sophie forever but he fell down and crashed

    I liked Rhian, now I’m taking it back

    Made them destroy their rings, they didn’t think of the facts

    Asked Sophie on a date and she didn’t pass

    They just met be he’s already arranging a marriage

    Like stop, just hold up

    Get off your knee and stand up

    I know sophie’s Who you need but you just need to back up

    Oh wait, who’s in the dungeons?

    Looks like all of our friends

    He said Sophie could save one from the end

    She didn’t save Tedros, she saved her friends

    Oh no

    A new pen

    How many rings have we lost? Like ten?!!

    Rhian will rule when all rings are gonna and he’ll stop then and only then

    Agatha did her best to get Sophie away, but people were left so Sophie had to stay

    But after that they all got away

    And at the end of the day

    SGE is slowly moving away

    Is there a new series what? Hey?

    Let’s go again on that awesome ride

    Because we can keep this story alive!

    Boom

    Xxx

    • OooH i like that one!

    • Good!

  7. In the woods primeval

    a school for good and evil,

    in this school two towers,

    for either pure or wicked powers.

    In a village called Gavaldon,

    just before the break of dawn,

    A school master would haunt the town,

    And take two children that he found

    And in this story

    in all of its gory

    Its about two girls, one fair and one frightening

    They were opposites, one evil and one enlightening

    Sophie was a girl who know what she wanted

    Her looks was what she often flaunted

    She desired to attend the one and only school

    For good an evil but ended up as a cesspool

    Everyone thought she was a princess

    And when she saw herself she knew in an instance

    To get to good she did "good deeds"

    But all it did was show her greed

    Befriended a witch with a heart of gold

    when kidnapped their destinies were sold

    Agatha found herself in good

    But tried to get home as best as she could

    Slowly disappearing into her story

    finding love, adventure and glory

    But can they both tame the witch inside?

    Only they have themselves to confide.

    Try to escape you'll always fail

    The only way out is in a fairytale.

    Thank you! xxx

    • That was creative!GOOD JOB!

    • Ana-Jae, I don't mean to be rude, but half that rap is mine! You are such a plagiarizer. My friends and I spent a week writing this rap and it is not fair if you just take the credit for all our hard work! You are plagiarizing! Soman and friends, please look at the times on each submission.I also specifically stated at the bottom of my rap for people not to copy me! Please write your own rap next time.

    • Ana Jae how dare you half of that rap belongs to my friend write your own rap! Soman and friends please look at the time stamps my friend worked for hours trying to impress you guys she is such a big fan of the books and even got me ( a person who usually hates Fantasy books) to start reading them it’s not fair to her and in my opinion the fact that others copied her just shows how good her rap is over 5 people have used parts of my friends rap usually the opening line “ in the woods primeval, a school for good and evil” please recognize this comment and take cheaters into consideration please

  8. These raps are so creative!

  9. In the woods primeval

    a school for good and evil,

    in this school two towers,

    for either pure or wicked powers.

    In a village called Gavaldon,

    just before the break of dawn,

    A school master would haunt the town,

    And take two children that he found,

    one for each school he'd take,

    and leave pure fear in his wake.

    This happened every 4 years,

    and at this time the villagers' fears,

    were that their child would be taken,

    when the school master awakened.

    Sophie was a pretty girl,

    living in this dreary world,

    she hoped to be the one he'd take,

    so that her life she could escape.

    But instead of walking through good's halls,

    she found herself trapped in evil's walls,

    while her friend Agatha, the witch, the outcast,

    was the one learning how to dance and juice fast,

    Agatha just wanted to go home with her best friend,

    but the school for good Sophie wanted to attend,

    And friendship wasn't enough for Sophie anymore,

    she needed love and someone to adore,

    she set her sights on Tedros, king arthur's son,

    because she was sure that he was the one,

    but when Tedros chose Agatha, dear Aggie had to run,

    because Sophie was a witch now, come to spoil all their fun.

    Will Agatha and Sophie remain friends?

    Read the book to find out how it ends!

    *****please don't copy me

  10. In the Woods Beyond is where our story begins

    Two girls so close they’re practically kin

    Sophie loves crystal heels and dresses made of satin

    Obsessed with Good Deeds, she’s committed no sins

    Agatha couldn’t care less about shoes made out of glass

    She sees through Sophie’s delusions of being in her own class

    One the classic storybook hero

    She knows she’s meant to be in the School for Good

    The other? Everybody knows she’s doomed to be a zero

    But is it possible that she’s just misunderstood?

    On the night of the kidnapping their fortunes are reversed

    Sophie dropped into Evil

    In which she’s not well versed

    Agatha plopped into Good

    So mad she might just burst

    But is this ‘mistake’ really a curse?

    The friends apart in their respective schools

    Forced to abide by their respective rules.

    Now the Storian

    You know, the story pen

    Was watching A and S to see how their story’d end

    Because a princess and a witch can never be friends.

    Meanwhile...

    it seemed like the girls would fin’ly have eternal bliss

    If Sophie sent them back home with True Love’s Kiss

    But maybe she was getting just a little too attached

    To the prince of her dreams (well who can blame her for that?)

    An alliance was formed between Sophie and Teddy

    To win the Trial together but they really weren’t ready.

    In the end it was Aggie who saved Tedros in the Trial

    And that was when Sophie started acting vile

    Now the girls had learned to embrace their true side

    But between them there was an eternal divide.

    (This is just the first half of the story, I didn’t want to make it sooooooo long) :D

    • (One more line ack I forgot!!)

      Now with Aggie as the princess and Sophie as the witch

      The Woods knows they weren’t meant to switch.

    • Good luck!

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