CONTEST: Write Your Own SGE Rap

10th April 2019

What’s up Evs & Nevs!

Hope you guys all enjoyed the Big Bad Rap — we’d like to announce a new contest piggybacking off the Rap, which if you haven’t seen yet, can be caught here:

For a SIGNED copy of “A Crystal of Time” and a note from Soman, come up with your best School for Good & Evil rap or rhyming-poem, in the Comments section.

This can be of any length, but usually, multiples of 8 rhyming lines are your best best. So 8 lines / 16 lines /  32 lines, etc.

No worries if you’ve never written a rhyming poem or a rap before. The important thing is to just have fun and come up with some silly rhymes that are SGE-themed.

As a bonus prize, we will force Soman to rap YOUR winning composition live on EverNever TV.

It will be embarrassing. It will be hilarious. It will be YOUR doing.

We will announce our grand-winner on EverNever TV. Submission deadline is May 1st, so make sure to get your rap/poem in by then.

As a reminder, you may not feature any explicit language or content in your raps.

Happy rhyming everyone, and we’re looking forward to reading your submission!

– Jun

250 Comments

  1. This took me forever to post since I also wanted to write at least a verse for book 5, but then the deadline is so close and I don't have the time to work on more stuff so this is just stuff from books 1 - 4. I am very embarrassed and I don't think I'll win, but I'm giving it a try.

    ~

    Once upon a time, there was man and pen

    The pen the Storian, writing fairy tales.

    But on Good and Evil, many were men

    Fighting hard for fame, sadly with heaps of fails.

    Wait a second, don’t forget Gavaldon

    Where our two girls Agatha and Sophie,

    Were dropped off to School, both stuck with a pin.

    This specific pin mocked them sassily,

    Saying, “Ugly’s Good, pretty is Evil,”

    Or else the two sides will be in upheaval.

    Few had succeeded in their fairy tales,

    Yet our two special girls somehow prevailed.

    The School Master had left them crumbs of trails,

    Restarting their story, and battling sailed.

    One fought for a prince’s love, full of hope

    While the other wanted their best friend and home.

    Evelyn Sader had tightened the rope,

    Breaking the two and leaving them to roam.

    With a searing kiss, Sophie has Rafal,

    Dooming all to Evil’s new protocol.

    After two hundred years, Evil is back

    With an intent of destroying all of Good

    No matter what, from white to gray then black.

    Even with Merlin’s help pulling on the hood,

    Success is fleeting - there’s only one chance

    That rests on the ring of Sophie’s finger

    Good must destroy the ring to end the dance

    Or else Evil will forever linger.

    While preserving the remains of Good, they

    Still have a shot to win over the bay.

    Evil is gathering the Old and New,

    While Good recruits the Good and the Evil.

    The unrest in the Woods unlike a silent pew

    This is not the time to stay medieval

    Agatha and Tedros did what they could

    But Sophie and Rafal love each other,

    Acing their love to the highest level, would

    Not Sophie cherish it with him together?

    Soon Evil would win, with Good nearly dead

    Instead Evil’s blood was stained black and red.

    All had thought the fairytale had come to an end,

    Yet none had considered what happened next.

    Evil had risen up, up for amends

    With Good who happened to be rather perplexed.

    The Lion and the Snake has begun the tale

    Twisting Truths and Lies into something new

    Students were sent on a quest with a male

    Called Rhian, who turned out to be quite the shrew

    Pretending to be Good, uniting the Woods

    Fooling everyone while gathering the goods

    ~

    O.O Sorry if it's bad...

  2. Ok, so I've only read the first two books of SGE, and I'm about to read the third book, so this might be not be 100% caught up with SGE. But this goes out as a HUGE thank you to Mr. Chainani (sorry that I call you Soman in the rap).

    Sophie, Tedros, there's more to the team.

    Agatha can't choose - or so it seems.

    Help in this endeavor,

    Help her be clever.

    Help Sophie know if she's really a Never.

    Good with Good and Evil with Evil

    Agatha with Tedros and Rafal with his Queen

    You could say it's not as complicated as it seems.

    There's The School for Good and Evil,

    A World Without Princes,

    The Last Ever After and The Quests for Glory.

    Oh wait! There's another one! I forgot 'cause it's so new.

    It's got a pretty cover; it's A Crystal of Time!

    I'll bet you a dime

    That there will be more

    'Cause Soman's a great writer

    And that goes to the core

    The School for Good and Evil is the best school there is

    Thanks for all these books and entertaining us kids!

    • Sorry I didn't upload the full thing in the first rap. Here is the full one:

      Sophie, Tedros, there's more to the team.

      Agatha can't choose - or so it seems.

      Help in this endeavor,

      Help her be clever.

      Help Sophie know if she's really a Never.

      Good with Good and Evil with Evil

      Agatha with Tedros and Rafal with his Queen

      You could say it's not as complicated as it seems.

      But then you'd be lying, 'cause that's not true

      Rafal's an evil villain and he'll make one of you

      Tell us who will die.

      Tell us who will live.

      Hurry up the writing 'cause we know there's more to give!

      There's The School for Good and Evil,

      A World Without Princes,

      The Last Ever After and The Quests for Glory.

      Oh wait! There's another one! I forgot 'cause it's so new.

      It's got a pretty cover; it's A Crystal of Time!

      I'll bet you a dime

      That there will be more

      'Cause Soman's a great writer

      And that goes to the core

      The School for Good and Evil is the best school there is

      Thanks for all these books and entertaining us kids!

  3. SPOILER ALERT!!!!! If you have not finished the series or started A Crystal of Time

    I know some things happened a different way (Sorry if it autocorrects names)

    Thank You Next Sophie Addition

    Thought she'd end up with Tedros, but he wasn't a match.

    Wrote some songs about Rafal now she listens and laughs. Even though they almost got married.

    And for Hort she's so thankful.

    Wish she could kill Rhian cause he is a devil.

    One taught her love, one taught her paticence and one taught her pain.

    Wow! She's so amazing.

    She's loved and she's lost.

    But thats not what she sees

    So look what she's got!

    Look how you wrote her.

    And for that she says..

    Thank you next (next), Thank you next (next), Thank you next.

    She's so, she's so grateful for her ex

    Thank you next (next)

    Thank you next (next)

    Thank you next

    She's so she's so

    Spending time with Aggie

    She ain't worried 'bout nothing.

    Plus she has to like someone else,

    They've been havin' worse discussions.

    She knows they say she moves on to fast

    And this one won't last.

    His name is Rhian

    She's annoyed with that.

    He taught her negotiating, He taught her haterid, He taught her pain

    Thats so annoying

    Thank you next

    • I love this it's so unique and good! I love the take on the rap, and I think it should win! I would love to see Soman rapping that lol

    • this neeeeeeds to win its so good and funny lol

  4. That didnt type up the way it was meant to so i tried posting it again but it didnt work either, hope you can still understand it thought .P.s the other one i posted is easier to understand.

    • I meant the second one i posted is easier to understand

  5. ok thiis is more of a rap of someone reading book one for the first time and telling it to their friend at the same time,

    And the beat is very spiratic but thats because its as if someone is talking.

    Once apon a time in a town named Primevil two girls were taken to a school for good and evil        

    but woops there was a mix up                             or at least that's what they thought                     they were put in the wrong schools                     but later realized they were not                           but im getting ahead in the story                         so lets rewind                                                         you see both good and evil wanted the glory     so they fought all of the time                               then our two heroes learnt of-a-pen-and-a-school-ma-ster  

    living at the top of-the-school-ma-sters tower                  

    wanting to swich schools was what they were after        

    but they couldn't get up                                        because there was no ladder...                             gotcha, that wasn't the reason no, not by a long shot      

    but it's much to long, and would take a-lot       of talking talking talking talking and ex-plai-ning                

    so lets just fast forward while theres still time re-mai-ning

    Agatha was sent to the groom-room                 where she lost her stair                                       and Sophie was sent to the doom-room           where she lost her hair

    Then Tedros, (who liked Sophie)                         but now all he does is glare                                 began to like Agatha                                              and Sophie said it wasn't fair                               so she filled up with anger, hate and rage           and she would show it off, on a stage                 she let out a never-laughter                                 cause she wanted her ever-after                         long story short                                                     Sophie dosen't like Hort...    (cry)                         so moving on, Sophies a real witch                     and now everybody else                                        is in a real stitch                                                     Agatha reaches out to Sophie                             and tries helping

    but Sophie kisses the schoolmaster                   then her face starts melting? (Wait what)         ok well then theres a battle                                   between the two schoolmasters                         and it looks like it'll be                                           ha-pi-ly ever after                                                 but wait what sophies dead                                 no it cant end like this                                           but then Agatha gets an idea                               she'll wake her up with a kiss                               so now everythings fine                                       and its all right as rain                                           but its not an ending                                             if it dosent end with a bang                                 when they think good and evil can get along,cause their living proof                 Tedros reaches out his arm                                  and then they go poof.

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  6. Ok this is more of a rap of someone reading book one for the first time and telling it to their friend at the same time,

    And the beat is very spiratic but thats because its as if someone is talking

    Once apon a time in a town named Primevil two girls were taken to a school for good and evil           but woops there was a mix up                                                 or at least that's what they thought                                         they were put in the wrong schools                                         but later realized they were not                                               but im getting ahead in the story                                           so lets rewind                                                                           you see both good and evil wanted the glory                         so they fought all of the time                                                   then our two heroes learnt of-a-pen-and-a-school-ma-ster   living at the top of-the-school-ma-sters tower                         wanting to swich schools was what they were after               but they couldn't get up                                                    because there was no ladder...                                             gotcha, that wasn't the reason no, not by a long shot           but it's much to long, and would take a-lot                             of talking talking talking talking and ex-plai-ning                   so lets just fast forward while theres still time re-mai-ning

    Agatha was sent to the groom-room                                       where she lost her stair                                                       and Sophie was sent to the doom-room                                 where she lost her hair Then Tedros, (who liked Sophie)                                       but now all he does is glare                                                     began to like Agatha                                                                 and Sophie said it wasn't fair                                                   so she filled up with anger, hate and rage                             and she would show it off, on a stage                                     she let out a never-laughter                                                     cause she wanted her ever-after                                             long story short                                                                         Sophie dosen't like Hort...    (cry)                                             so moving on, Sophies a real witch                                         and now everybody else                                                          is in a real stitch                                                                       Agatha reaches out to Sophie                                                 and tries helping

    but Sophie kisses the schoolmaster                                       then her face starts melting? (Wait what)                             ok well then theres a battle                                                   between the two schoolmasters                                             and it looks like it'll be                                                             ha-pi-ly ever after                                                               but wait what sophies dead                                             no it cant end like this                                                             but then Agatha gets an idea                                                 she'll wake her up with a kiss                                                 so now everythings fine                                                           and its all right as rain                                                             but its not an ending                                                               if it dosent end with a bang                                                   when they think good and evil can get along,cause their living proof                                     Tedros reaches out his arm                                                     and then they go poof.

    • Sorry for correcting you, but the name of the town was Gavaldon.

  7. School for Good and Evil Rap

    Once upon a time in a fairy-tale

    Once upon a time in a fairy-tale

    Do you want to know what the story entails?

    Once upon a time in a fairy-tale

    There were two girls, best friends, even sisters

    they would always stick together, letting in no misters

    they were taken to a school, one for good, one for evil

    surprised were they, yes, with no escape or retrieval

    Agatha

    Sophie

    Tedros too

    princess

    witch

    prince

    right on cue!

    But do you really know which is which and who is who?

    There once was a girl called Sophie,

    who loved to be pretty and rosy

    but when she was evil

    she was very very evil

    but she did end up winning the trophy

    Her best friend was called Agatha

    who wasn't quite a fan of the camera

    but when she looked in the mirror

    her beauty was more clearer

    so that nothing could ever compare

    Once upon a time in a fairy-tale

    Once upon a time in a fairy-tale

    Once –

    Once upon a –

    Do you want to know what the story entails?

    Once upon a time in a fairy-tale

  8. Black is the new pink, pink is the new black

    The good defend and the evil attack

    Sophie doesn't waste any time to think

    She loves anything pretty and pink

    Agatha is said to be evil

    But when they enter the forest of primeval

    Agatha is in good and Sophie is in bad

    Then Sophie gets like, really mad

    Hort wants to touch Sophie's hair

    Sophie thinks that it's not fair

    Agatha's room makes her want to wince

    Sophie falls in love with Tedros "her" prince

    Sophie gets in an argument

    Evil says that she's 100 percent

    School Master gives them a question

    Both have the same suggestion

    What is the one thing evil can never have, but good cannot do without?

    Before they had the answer they were in doubt

    Love was the answer, love was the key

    Love was what they needed to be free

    Tedros is what they needed to get them home

    But in their forest group with the gnome

    Tedros picked Agatha always

    Which made Sophie crazy in some ways

    And then she goes to the doom room

    Where her hair is cut and she wants to die in gloom

    So she spices it up, with her homemade make-up

    Agatha gets Sophie's ranking up

    Till the trial by tale

    Will she win or fail

    Agatha comes in

    So Sophie can win

    They use their fingerglows to mogrify

    Agatha saves Tedros when Hester is disqualified

    Tedros dumps Sophie

    But it comes with a fee

    Sophie pranks the evers

    While Agatha endeavors

    Tedros asks Agatha to the Snow Ball at the circus

    And Sophie storms in with purpose

    Destroys half the school

    Makes her not cool

    Agatha's a kiss sends them back

    Their happy ending is right on track

  9. Beyond the woods there was a village,name gavaldon. In that village there was a girl that was the fairest and there was a girl that was the grimiest.

    There names were Sophie and Agatha.

    And when they went to the school for Good and Evil, they found their density reverse,with Agatha in good and Sophie in evil. They thought it was a mistake but it show their true self. With Sophie being the witch and the snake in the fairy tale and Agatha the good ,pure princess

    But no matter what their differents are,there aways together on every single quest, together

    They will aways be together, no matter what happens to each other.

    Even if they break apart they will always come back together

    For they will always be best friends until the day they die.

  10. Deep in the dark wood,

    There are two towers,

    One for the good,

    The other for evil, hungry for power,

    The balance kept as it was,

    Until one day two girls from the Woods Beyond,

    Sophie the precious,

    and Agatha the second,

    Sophie had beauty shining golden,

    but her core was rotten,

    Agatha who loved to fart,

    was the one with the purest good heart.

    At first they thought there was some mistake,

    but then they realized all along Sophie was the evil snake

    Agatha was the good soul,

    Two girls that made a whole,

    after all they were friends the very best,

    and promised to be there for eachother during their glorious quests.

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