CONTEST: Write Your Own SGE Rap

10th April 2019

What’s up Evs & Nevs!

Hope you guys all enjoyed the Big Bad Rap — we’d like to announce a new contest piggybacking off the Rap, which if you haven’t seen yet, can be caught here:

For a SIGNED copy of “A Crystal of Time” and a note from Soman, come up with your best School for Good & Evil rap or rhyming-poem, in the Comments section.

This can be of any length, but usually, multiples of 8 rhyming lines are your best best. So 8 lines / 16 lines /  32 lines, etc.

No worries if you’ve never written a rhyming poem or a rap before. The important thing is to just have fun and come up with some silly rhymes that are SGE-themed.

As a bonus prize, we will force Soman to rap YOUR winning composition live on EverNever TV.

It will be embarrassing. It will be hilarious. It will be YOUR doing.

We will announce our grand-winner on EverNever TV. Submission deadline is May 1st, so make sure to get your rap/poem in by then.

As a reminder, you may not feature any explicit language or content in your raps.

Happy rhyming everyone, and we’re looking forward to reading your submission!

– Jun

250 Comments

  1. This is the updated version because I made some spelling errors. Ok so for this poem every two lines has a chapter title from the first book. Hope you enjoy. I will CAPETALIZING the chapter title.

    Once upon a time there was a PRINCESS AND A WITCH,

    until a man came along and helped them make a switch.

    He showed them THE ART OF KIDNAPPING,

    and their destiny’s started overlapping.

    He took them to a school but made a GREAT MISTAKE,

    which made them both feel like a real fake.

    Then they met THE THREE WITCHES OF ROOM 66,

    who played all kinds of tricks.

    The Ever realized that BOYS RUIN EVERYTHING,

    and the Never decided she wanted a future king.

    But she was out of luck because she was DEFINITELY EVIL,

    and everybody thought she was way to medieval.

    She was so evil,

    she was soon called GRAND HIGH WITCH ULTIMATE.

    Meanwhile, her best friend was saving WISH FISH,

    by giving them there greatest wish.

    Sophie showed off in THE 100% TALENT SHOW,

    where Hester was delivered quite a blow.

    Both witch and princess were in a BAD GROUP,

    where they began to snoop.

    They tried to figure out THE SCHOOL MASTER’S RIDDLE,

    But someone got in the middle.

    They found many DEAD ENDS,

    And made some new friends.

    Sophie got sentenced to the DOOM ROOM,

    where she lost her beautiful groom.

    They went to the Good and Evil garden where they learned THE CRYPT KEEPER’S SOLUTION,

    and Sophie began to have some dilution.

    There was a challenge and Tedros had to CHOOSE A COFFIN,

    he used his heart to pick and began to soften.

    Sophie got a henchman and her CUPID GOES ROGUE,

    They trapped Grimm at the bottom of a Well but he was prorogue.

    THE EMPRESSES NEW CLOTHES made her grades go down,

    which really made her prince frown.

    To bring up Sophie’s grades Agatha and Sophie turned into THE ROACH AND THE FOX,

    and Sophie met Tedros by the rocks.

    She went to Agatha and said “I HAVE A PRINCE”.

    Her prince, she did have to convince.

    Agatha realized Sophie had SECRETS AND LIES,

    and could no longer look in her green eyes.

    Sophie got into the TRIAL BY TALE,

    and she was finally unveiled.

    She began having NEMESIS DREAMS,

    and she and Agatha began to break at the seams.

    Agatha finally saw MAGIC IN THE MIRROR,

    and her life began to get clearer.

    She found Dot and HOPE IN THE TOILET,

    and she tried to help it.

    Sophie’s SYMPTOMS started to appear,

    and everyone started veer.

    Sophie won the CIRCUS OF TALENTS,

    which really tipped the balance.

    Sophie had PROMISES UNKEPT,

    which Agatha finally had to except.

    Sophie became THE WITCH OF WOODS BEYOND,

    and she was no longer blonde.

    She turned the BEAUTIFUL EVIL,

    which she said was primeval.

    She and Agatha finally got their NEVER AFTER,

    and disappeared thereafter.

  2. Ok so for this poem every two lines has a chapter title from the first book. Hope you enjoy. I will CAPETALIZING the chapter title.

    Once upon a time there was a PRINCESS AND A WITCH,

    until a man came along and helped them make a switch.

    He showed them THE ART OF KIDNAPPING,

    and their destiny’s started overlapping.

    He took them to a school but made a GREAT MISTAKE,

    which made them both feel like a real fake.

    Then they met THE THREE WITCHES OF ROOM 66,

    who played all kinds of tricks.

    The Ever realized that BOYS RUIN EVERYTHING,

    and the Never beloved she was decided she wanted a future king.

    But she was out of luck because she was DEFINITELY EVIL,

    and everybody thought she was way to medieval.

    She was so evil,

    she was soon called GRAND HIGH WITCH ULTIMATE.

    Meanwhile, her best friend was saving WISH FISH,

    by giving them there greatest wish.

    Sophie showed off in THE 100% TALENT SHOW,

    where Hester was delivered quite a blow.

    Both witch and princess were in a BAD GROUP,

    where they began to snoop.

    They tried to figure out THE SCHOOL MASTER’S RIDDLE,

    But someone got in the middle.

    They found many DEAD ENDS,

    And made some new friends.

    Sophie got sentenced to the DOOM ROOM,

    where she lost her beautiful groom.

    They went to the Good and Evil garden where they learned THE CRYPT KEEPER’S SOLUTION,

    and Sophie began to have some dilution.

    There was a challenge and Tedros had to CHOOSE A COFFIN,

    he used his heart to pick and began to soften.

    Sophie got a henchman and her CUPID GOES ROGUE,

    They trapped Grimm at the bottom of a Well but he was prorogue.

    THE EMPRESSES NEW CLOTHES made her grades go down,

    which really made her prince frown.

    To bring up Sophie’s grades Agatha and Sophie turned into THE ROACH AND THE FOX,

    and Sophie met Tedros by the rocks.

    She went to Agatha and said “I HAVE A PRINCE”.

    Her prince, she did have to convince.

    Agatha realized Sophie had SECRETS AND LIES,

    and could no longer look in her green eyes.

    Sophie got into the TRIAL BY TALE,

    and she was finally unveiled.

    She began having NEMESIS DREAMS,

    and she and Agatha began to break at the seams.

    Agatha finally saw MAGIC IN THE MIRROR,

    and her life began to get clearer.

    She found Dot and HOPE IN THE TOILET,

    and she tried to help it.

    Sophie’s SYMPTOMS started to appear,

    and everyone started veer.

    Sophie won the CIRCUS OF TALENTS,

    which really tipped the balance.

    Sophie had PROMISES UNKEPT,

    which Agatha finally had to except.

    Sophie became THE WITCH OF WOODS BEYOND,

    and she was no longer blonde.

    She turned the BEAUTIFUL EVIL,

    which she said was primeval.

    She and Agatha finally got their NEVER AFTER,

    and disappeared thereafter.

    Hope you enjoyed!

    • This one is really good!

      A few suggestions if you want them, if not you can ignore them

      1. The part that says “she was so evil, she was soon called GRAND HIGH WITCH ULTIMATE.” does not sound right FYI. Try, “GRAND HIGH WITCH ULTIMATE she was called, at the end of this story she was even bald.” or something.

      2. Try rearranging it in an order that makes sense like (i’ll just put the capitalized stuff)

      PRINCESS AND A WITCH, THE ART OF KIDNAPPING, GREAT MISTAKE, THE THREE WITCHES OF ROOM 66, BOYS RUIN EVERYTHING, DEFINITELY EVIL, GRAND HIGH WITCH ULTIMATE, WISH FISH, BAD GROUP, THE SCHOOL MASTER’S RIDDLE, DEAD ENDS, DOOM ROOM, THE CRYPT KEEPER’S SOLUTION, CUPID GOES ROGUE, CHOOSE A COFFIN, THE EMPRESS’ NEW CLOTHES, THE ROACH AND THE FOX, I HAVE A PRINCE, PROMISES UNKEPT, SECRETS AND LIES, TRIAL BY TALE, MAGIC IN THE MIRROR, HOPE INTHE TOILET, NEMESIS DREAMS, SYMPTOMS, THE 100% TALENT SHOW, CIRCUS OF TALENTS, THE WITCH OF WOODS BEYOND, BEAUTIFUL EVIL, NEVER AFTER.

      3. Do you mean “and the never believed she was destined for a future king” Instead of “and the never beloved she was decided she wanted a future king”?

      Other than that this was AMAZING!!!

  3. SCHOOL FOR GOOD AND EVIL RAP

    In a town called Gavalon,

    2 children disappear,

    every fourth year.

    One's heart is black as night,

    The other is full of light.

    ….But not all is as it seems

    Where the dead lay in rest,

    Lives a girl thought to be darker than the rest ….Agatha.

    She is the town's choice for evil,

    ‘cos she causes upheaval.

    In a house in town.

    Lives a girl with a beautiful gown….Sophie.

    She has a glow of good,

    But is not well understood.

    The girls have come of age,

    They are taken from the stage.

    Agatha placed in good,

    Sophie in evil,

    That doesn't seem believable.

    They must keep the balance between good and evil because …..

    “In the forest primeval

    A school for good and evil

    Two towers like twin heads

    One for the pure

    One for the wicked

    Try to escape you will always fail

    The only way out is through a fairy tale.”

    Through tales of love and tales of woe,

    You never know which way it will go.

    Tales of failure and tales of joy.

    Wars rage between girl and boy.

    A quest for revenge.

    A quest for redemption.

    A quest for a crown.

    And quest to save a life.

    ~THE SCHOOL FOR GOOD AND EVIL~

  4. Reunite Hort

    There are many of Hort's traumas

    but nothing as bad as losing his frog pyjamas

    His father made them you see

    and he can't sleep without them

    Stolen by a lovely femme

    with hair the colour of a honey bee

    And here in the EverNeverArmy, with help from llamas

    Of all the ways we could reunite him, we have several panoramas.

    ….yup this was a disaster

  5. Two girls from

    A town named Gavaldon

    One in Pink

    Who gave all the boys a wink

    And one in Black

    Who scared everyone with her cat

    One is Pure

    One is Wicked

    One longed for a prince

    Surely she'd be fit for an EVER After

    One just wanted to be left alone

    Surely she'd be fit for NEVER More

    But switched they were

    A "Princess" in the horrible moat

    A "Witch" in the beautiful lake

    Fate had other plans

    Agatha's only wish: GET HOME!!

    Sophie's only wish: GET TRUE LOVE'S KISS!

    One boy in between

    His choice between Truth and Beauty

    Falling for the Witch

    He makes a grave mistake

    It took Half a Book to realize

    Agatha's the true Princess!

    Two Challenges that determine Fate..

    A Trial by Tale,

    That gives a real shock!!

    And a Circus of Talents,

    That transforms Many!!

    To Find out what Happens...

    Read the School fo Good and Evil,

    Where the Only Way Out is Through a Fairytale!!!

    ....... I hope I get the signed Copy!!............

  6. Tow schools two girls.

    Make a perfect match

    One for the wicked

    One for the pure

    You don’t want to know to much drama

    In between

    They fall into a storybook

    Best friends they are indeed

    Agatha as pure as Doveys crystal ball

    Sophie as wicked as Captain Hook

    The school for good and Evil!

  7. The Legend of SGE

    @EVERNEVERAGATHASOPHIE

    Once upon a time there was a town,

    Ugly, boring, and misfitted, it was called Gavaldon

    There was Sophie, gorgeous, dreamy, and hot!

    Then Aggie, ugly, moody and a princess she was not!

    Best friends, best friends, good and evil,

    This threw the town in upheaval!

    And on November 11, every four years,

    When the school master took kids, there were plenty of tears!

    The devil! The devil! The devil they called.

    They imagined him red, evil, warty and bald!

    Sophie thought that she would be accepted into good,

    Aggie into evil, now that everyone understood!

    “Eat my diet cookies, Aggie!” Sophie screeched.

    “They’re disgusting and gross!” Agatha preached.

    That night Sophie, packed her bags.

    And Agatha was destined, to become a witchy hag!

    Sophie flew away, with a gorgeous man,

    Aggie latched on as they ran, ran, ran!

    But oh, a terrible mistake was made,

    Sophie got dumped into evil and “help me!” she prayed, prayed, prayed!

    Agatha scowled, wearing a pink pinafore.

    Sophie dreamt of boys and surely Tedros was the cure!

    Gorgeous, blond, and the prince of Camelot,

    But if she got him there would be no plot!

    “TIME TO KILL SOPHIE!” The Coven cried.

    “I HATE TEDROS!” Agatha lied.

    She didn’t know it yet but he was her true love!

    Meanwhile, Sophie, was as gorgeous as a dove!

    Booties, stilettos, halter tops.

    Dang! Somebody needs to call the fashion cops!

    Now everyone knew about herーKylie Jenner, Justin Bieber, Cardi B!

    “It’s just that i’m… TRENDY!”

    Tedros was now on the edge of taking Sophie to the ball.

    Let’s just say… He dumped her, even though she wasn’t evil at all!

    “Liar.” Tedros repeated with a blackened rose.

    Next, what she did was low!

    Now all she did was attack Evers and sneer,

    Tedros and Aggie hated her now, but she didn’t shed a single tear!

    “Will you go to the ball with me?” Tedros proposes.

    Now Agatha loves him and Sophie knows.

    “I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!” Is what Sophie screeched.

    That’s what envy is for a bald, warty, girl who was bewitched.

    “ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!” But EVIL attacks and good is supposed to defend.

    Then their plan failed when they tried to make amends.

    Long story short, they got ever after

    It was Sophie and Agatha together again, with plenty of girlish laughter.

    This is the legend

    This is the legend of SGE

    The legend, the legend, of SGE

    Greatest tale that ever existed,

    This book will leave you flabbergasted.

    • THIS is only the first book BTW

    • wow this is really good i feel like it should win

  8. Two best friends in the battle of life

    They fall and rise with the tides

    There the best of allies

    Their two besties till the end of time

    Sophie knows how to socialize

    She gets all the guys

    She seems to have spies

    But she gets many prizes

    Agatha is the best of her kind

    She seems to have a great mind

    But isn't confined

    Shes in the best of mind

    They gained and lost friends

    There were some boyfriends

    They had to amend

    But became together in the end

    Tedros he's the man to be

    He ain't no wannabe

    He can't be beat

    He's the perfect guarantee

    Hort loves his foggy bottoms

    He has now blossomed

    He's got no problems

    Beside Sophie who's exotic

    Nicola is the bravest of them all

    Someone you won't want to have a brawl

    Very spicy and kinda small

    Only first year and been through the long hall

    Hester she cruel's

    But also cool

    She'll use you as a stool

    She rules the school

    Beatrix is a blonde

    For Tedros, she was very fond

    Her and Millicent had a bond

    Now shes helping from beyond

    Anadil iconic rats and white hair

    She has this flare

    That makes you stare

    She has cold-hearted blare

    Dot she's happy

    And kinda sappy

    All very nappy

    But just wants her pappy

    Rhian or Japheth, always confused

    Both very bruised

    And oh so abused

    But also kinda fused

    Bogen and William with their tarot cards

    One from Camelot and one from a backyard

    Both aren't real guards

    But they send their regards

    Lesso and Dovey bestfriends

    Just like Agatha and Sophie

    Just back then

    Bestie friends till their end

    Merlin a Camelot Wizard

    His voice is heard

    He can cause a Blizzard

    And turn you to a lizard

    Chaddick and Tristan were Tedros right-hand

    Both died in the end

    And now they're just sand

    But now they're in a dreamland

    This chapter is not over for them

    Just wait for the time to come

    They are not scrum

    And won't make you feel some

    - Eden

    [email protected]

  9. Once upon a time, in a place pretty far

    There was a town that was really bizarre

    The town was full of children who were all standard, I guess

    Except for two girls who stood out amount the rest.

    One girl was pretty and fair

    While to other one was witty and could give you a glare

    Sophie and Agatha are their names

    They were best friends who would play many games

    One night they were taken from their home

    And found that they were not alone

    Dropped off at the School for Good and Evil

    Caused the girls a great upheaval

    Agatha who often wore black

    Woke up to find a fairy biting her back

    She was at the School for Good

    She had to withstood

    Pretty Princess and heathy food

    She just wasn’t in the mood

    Meanwhile at the school for evil

    There stood Sofie who was confronted by a weasel

    He wouldn’t go away

    Even after she tried to go separate ways

    He stood there looking at her with beady black eyes

    He said, “hi I’m Hort wanna be buddy’s ?” At least he tried

    To Sophie he seemed to kinda needy so she shook her head

    And left with a hurry her head full of worry

    Now it’s time they met again

    Sofie and Agatha fighting for what to do

    All a sudden a boy intrudes

    His name is Tedros and

    Sofie thinks he is kinda dreamy

    While Agatha thinks he better not come near me

    Soon the pin starts righting their names

    Their world starts going up in flames

    The book if filled with betrayal and trust

    For every one dose what they must

    How the story ends you have to read

    It will fulfill your greatest need.

    The end☺️

    Had fun writing this hope you liked it!!!

  10. SGE RAP:

    To the backing track of “Alexander Hamilton":

    *BUM BUMBUMBUHBUM BUM BUM*

    *oooo*

    [SOPHIE:] How does a dauntless, beautiful, girl who spent her life day dreamin’. Get mixed up at the school; these fools are schemin’! With lotions and potions and hairbrushes, I had the notion I was sealed. Into the school with the ‘Good’ flag to yield.

    [AGATHA:] The tenth scholar. Who told me I was at the wrong school got a new spool of knowledge: I know, no need to holler. I thought my friend had taken this spot, left me to rot, but ohhh no. I had to be the new star of the show.

    [TEDROS:] Of course now back to me. You see, I need a queen, yo. My kingdom in debris? No. I’ll battle oversea foes. Preferably a blonde. Abscond that plan, actually. I would like to see a menu of enlistees.

    [HORT:] Hello my name is Hort. I have a sort of itch on my backside. Girls would rather date a camel hide. Some of my interests include Sophie (what would I not give for her to be my bride!)

    [SOPHIE:] Hort, that’s a total aside!

    [LADY LESSO:] Now the word got around, they said “These kids are insane, man! Get them back to their schools or send them back to their land.”

    [CLARISSA DOVEY:] But get your education from this school and you will learn. The skills to turn your names to legends. What are your names, girls?

    [SOPHIE & AGATHA:] Sophie and Agatha. Our names are Sophie and Agatha. And there’s so many things our story holds. So just you read, just you read.

    [EVERYONE:] Sophie and Agatha!

    *BUHBUM*

    [end of song]

    (I did not use the full song because this would become very very long and I wanted it just to be an excerpt.)

    • THIS.IS.AMAZING

    • THIS.IS.THE.BEST.THING.I.HAVE.EVER.SEEN

    • THIS.IS.THE.BEST.THING.I.HAVE.EVER.SEEN.PLEASE WIN YOU DESERVE IT

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