CONTEST: Write Your Own SGE Rap

10th April 2019

What’s up Evs & Nevs!

Hope you guys all enjoyed the Big Bad Rap — we’d like to announce a new contest piggybacking off the Rap, which if you haven’t seen yet, can be caught here:

For a SIGNED copy of “A Crystal of Time” and a note from Soman, come up with your best School for Good & Evil rap or rhyming-poem, in the Comments section.

This can be of any length, but usually, multiples of 8 rhyming lines are your best best. So 8 lines / 16 lines /  32 lines, etc.

No worries if you’ve never written a rhyming poem or a rap before. The important thing is to just have fun and come up with some silly rhymes that are SGE-themed.

As a bonus prize, we will force Soman to rap YOUR winning composition live on EverNever TV.

It will be embarrassing. It will be hilarious. It will be YOUR doing.

We will announce our grand-winner on EverNever TV. Submission deadline is May 1st, so make sure to get your rap/poem in by then.

As a reminder, you may not feature any explicit language or content in your raps.

Happy rhyming everyone, and we’re looking forward to reading your submission!

– Jun

250 Comments

  1. Agatha just ran

    She wished she had a plan

    To save her true love

    They'd fly free like a dove

    But she did not

    She was shamed by Rhian, who looked hot

    Sophie was trapped with him

    Worries high and ankles slim

    Sophie saved Hort

    They had a love of some sort

    But then he was attacked by a scim

    Now he had worries high but not ankles slim

    Meanwhile, a spoiled girl named Nicola who was in love with him

    Thought hard

    Then she oofed to her death

    • I just read this, And I am laughing sooooooooooooooo hard! I love it!

  2. too bad its done

  3. I made this just for fun:

    Sophie’s plan

    There was this girl named Sophie

    And she had this plan to marry

    A man to take her hand and

    Show her all around this land

    Bright beaches with white sand

    Twittering birds flying at twilight

    The tundra of Avalon to

    Glass mountain orchard

    Around Nottingham

    To and turn her plan

    Um...that’s all I got

  4. I made this just for fun:

    There was this girl named Sophie

    And she had this plan to marry

    A man to take her hand and

    Show her all around this land

    Bright beaches with white sand

    Twittering birds flying at twilight

    The tundra of Avalon to

    Glass mountain orchard

    Around Nottingham

    To and turn her plan

    Um...that’s all I got

  5. Sophie was a girl full of beauty and sass

    Agatha would more likely say "I'll pass."

    Sophie told Aggie that they would be a fairy tale

    On Sophie's boat, Aggie wouldn't sail

    Then came the night to get kidnapped by the School Master

    When Agatha found out she said "It's a disaster!"

    The shadow snatched Sophie

    Aggie tried to set her free

    But she failed

    It turns out the boat sailed

    They made it to the forest

    Got snatched by a big bony bird

    But Sophie got thrown in Evil wasn't that so absurd?

    If you wanna know the rest,

    Read it! It's the best!

    • aw man its over :(

  6. Oh, the contest is over..

    • NOOOO!!!! I really am good at poetry and wish It was still up :(

  7. @EVERNEVERSOPHIEAGGIE

  8. hey yall, I could not finish it because it was too long to do but it was really good.

  9. Sorry it is really long.

    I was going to enter but I ran out of time.

  10. Contest winners have been announced on this week's EverNever TV:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAcnE4TYVqs&feature=youtu.be

    Thank you to everyone for your awesome submissions, you guys are all crazy creative!

    -Jun

    • Crazy great freestyle JUN (btw ,this is for JOANN, I LOVE HAMILTON TOO and I can rap my shot really really fast) thank u for your hard work in everything p.s WHERE IS RAMON

    • Since the contest is over I just made one for fun:

      Based on book 4:

      There was a woman named Vennessa

      Who's name meant butterfly

      She really likes Stefan

      But she could never catch his eye

      He really liked Honors

      But she couldn't see why

      So she went to Callis

      Who lived nearby

      She explained the situation

      A love potion she did sign

      After she drank it

      Stefan looked at her, marriage he did reply

      After they were married

      A child did they try

      But ended up with 2 dead boys

      Their dreams were meant to fly

      Until secretly she had 2 girls

      But left one there to die

      Callis came and picked her up

      The baby let out a cry

      The twins met at a later age

      As the days went by

      Kidnapped to a strange,strange school

      Split Good and Evil then Girl and Guy

      Finally was Old and New

      School Master said "My,My,My"

      Strange things will happen here

      His smile filled with wry

      Sophie took his ring before

      She knew it was a lie

      He assigned her to teach a class

      It wasn't as easy as pie

      Her twin and fiance convinced her

      To let the school master die

      Tedros would recive the throne

      If he could try

      To complete his father's test

      But failed and didn't know why

      Until he met Rhian

      Who was in disguise

      He pulled out Excalibur

      And raised it up high

      Now he is queen and Sophie queen

      "Was this the right guy?"

    • wait! i'm confused! do you really have an account on here!

    • @THEREALCLARISSADOVEY

      You can't actually reply to yours, so that is kind of a bummer, because you did really well with this. I hope you are able to see this, but if you don't, then at least other people will be able to see how creative you are.

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