CONTEST: Write Your Own SGE Rap

10th April 2019

What’s up Evs & Nevs!

Hope you guys all enjoyed the Big Bad Rap — we’d like to announce a new contest piggybacking off the Rap, which if you haven’t seen yet, can be caught here:

For a SIGNED copy of “A Crystal of Time” and a note from Soman, come up with your best School for Good & Evil rap or rhyming-poem, in the Comments section.

This can be of any length, but usually, multiples of 8 rhyming lines are your best best. So 8 lines / 16 lines /  32 lines, etc.

No worries if you’ve never written a rhyming poem or a rap before. The important thing is to just have fun and come up with some silly rhymes that are SGE-themed.

As a bonus prize, we will force Soman to rap YOUR winning composition live on EverNever TV.

It will be embarrassing. It will be hilarious. It will be YOUR doing.

We will announce our grand-winner on EverNever TV. Submission deadline is May 1st, so make sure to get your rap/poem in by then.

As a reminder, you may not feature any explicit language or content in your raps.

Happy rhyming everyone, and we’re looking forward to reading your submission!

– Jun


  1. *Clears throat*

    King Teepea yea

    King peepee yea

    I said his name wrong

    oops but this is just a rap song

    Aggie's cat is cool

    so are Anadil's rat's rule.

    Don't forget Hester's demon

    or Sophie's scheme'in.

    I didn't forget Tedros

    he just likes to boast

    or Rafael

    the stories who he tells

    The two snakey bros over there?

    It's a sight I can't bare.

    The gang will defeat them

    Because they can do it on a whim


    (mic drop)

  2. i wrote a rap but didn't want to enter the contest thingy, so here you go!


    well it started in woods beyond

    with two best friends

    a princess and a witch

    who'd never end

    but one had a dream

    break free and fly

    and the other,well she just didn't understand why

    then the big night came

    where children hid away

    except for our two who were taken

    without a break and

    they were dragged into the woods

    it wasn't good

    when they looked up and understood

    though they'd done everything they could


    • i didn't meant to post this and i can't delete it

  3. Oh.. I will try but I will fail. It's more of a poem, to be honest.

    The tale of two readers

    Sent to magical realms of stories

    For them lots of frowns were all they got

    'Cause they really stunk

    But they had no choice,

    The school master forced them,

    Now they're stuck

    They made history

    Into her-story,

    'Cause they could be anything that they wanted to be

    That's when they made a change

    To the reigns of evil and good

    Maybe they shouldn't be there at all

    But then they saved the lives of a million people


    Agatha of Woods Beyond


    Sophie of Woods Beyond

    Together they were friend and foe,

    they unbeatable

    The duo, of a century

    The starter, of disputes and wars

    Never put down a book

    Of the legendary


    That was bad, but I tried lol. Good luck everyone!

  4. We’ll start out gavalon

    Where things will soon go very very wrong

    We me agatha sitting in a grave

    Next to sophie who is trying to behave

    Then they are carried away from the school master

    Can I write any faster

    Sophie was put in evil because she could

    And the cover said she would

    Agatha went to the other one

    Isn’t this so much fun

    What happens next-- oh I forgot

    I haven’t read this book in like… a lot

    Now on to book 2 it’s boys vs. girls

    Sometimes it seems they are from two different worlds

    I haven’t read this one while

    So that all the plot I remember let’s run a mile

    Now on to book three where the trailer says it’s the end

    But they made two more books thanks for lying to us Soman

    So Sophie is in love with Raphael

    And he looks 16 what a twist

    But Shophie helps her friends and he dies, Dies, DIES!!!

    Sorry there I forgot to rhyme

    Now Tedros and Agatha head on to Camelot

    While Sophie became oh come on ...I forgot

    We come to book 4 where...oh yeah Sophie is dean

    Even though she’s acting like she is queen

    Things in Camelot are not going so well

    A snake is terrorizing towns isn’t that swell

    In the end Rian is working with the snake

    Agatha is running, Sophie has a sword to her back, everybody else is locked up, and everything Rian said was fake

    Now there is a way start book five

    Agatha is still running for her live

    This book I haven’t fully read

    But I heard Tedros roared in the end

    Okay so I haven’t heard the rap

    But I think I can run a victory lap

    Okay so I’m trying to keep up the rhyme

    I could only think of lap to go with rap and I’m out of time

  5. Yo, there are five books in the SGE Series,

    But I'll explain 'em all,

    Don't fear my dearies.

    Book 1 has fun,

    But danger too,

    Aggie's Good,

    Sophie's Evil,

    Much to their rue.

    They meet a prince named Tedros,

    He lives in Camelot,

    Aggie thinks he sucks,

    But Sophie does not.

    They date,

    It ain't great,

    Tagatha comes late.

    Book 2:

    When Aggie and Tedros are together, the world spins round,

    But Tedros wants to put Sophie where she won't be found.

    It's boys vs. girls,

    gotta end this war,

    Cause life without Sophie

    Would be such a bore

    Peace is landed,

    But hold up, who's that?

    Book Three comes the School master

    In his evil hat.

    He tries to marry Sophie,

    But Aggie won't have that.

    Now he's gone forever,

    Good riadance,

    Says Sophie,

    I think he made me fat.

    Book 4

    Rhian rises,

    What the heck will we do,

    Crap, he's got Sophie,

    And now the kingdom too.

    Book 5

    Rhian's brother


    is king

    But we find a totally essential ring.



    Storygirl out.

    • Lol funny stuff

  6. In the mysterious woods beyond

    There is a small town called Galvadon.

    The School Master comes by every year,

    And kidnappes two children, full of fear.

    A girl called Sophie is pretty in pink,

    While another, Agatha, is a great big stink.

    These two girls, so different in looks,

    Would find themselves in revolutionary books.

    I hope you like it!

    • I do like it!

  7. All starts in the endless woods

    Where two friends live in the neighborhood

    Agatha an ugly girl

    Sophie a pretty girl

    All Sophie could wish for is to be kidnapped

    And Agatha wants to be napping

    Both girls go different ways

    When the school master takes their prays

    Sophie to the evil school

    Agatha for good school

    Why go there when it's very opposite

    To what Sophie thought all so inaccurate

    Sophie wants Tedros the King's precious son

    When Agatha tries to reach for the sun

    Convinces Sophie to leave from this awful mistake

    When Sophie is a quake

    Ending ends with a fight

    Between the schoolmaster and it's disgusting zombies

    Risen from the dead with their legends

    The good against the evil seconds

    Sophie reforming to evil

    Whilst leaving Agatha awful

    • agatha goes with Tedros

      Oh god Sophie dean of evil

  8. Story starts in the Endless Woods,

    Where good and evil reigned,

    Fairytales scrawled inside the books,

    Ensured the balance stayed.

    A village town named Gavaldon,

    Inside the woods was tucked,

    Every four years after the sun,

    A pair were cruelly clutched.

    Victims varied in height and age,

    In looks and body shape,

    Would it be Alice, Bane or Sage?

    Who would the Master take?

    Sophie, daughter of Stefan good,

    Sang songs and dressed in pink,

    Give corsets to old hags she would,

    At Radley would not wink.

    Facial cleanser of fishes’ eggs,

    Cucumber pouches stored,

    Potions and lotions she did beg,

    Feared the sight of a pore.

    Agatha lived upon Graves Hill,

    Shunned outcast from her birth,

    Craved the tales from old Deauravilles,

    Was solemn with no mirth.

    Greasy black dome of helmet hair,

    Brown eyes resembled bugs’,

    A gloomy soul, filled with despair,

    No waves or smiles or hugs.

    The two were close as girls can be,

    Though not without some strife,

    Sophie dreamed of being a queen,

    Agatha loved her life.

    One night whilst children snored in sleep,

    A figure cloaked in black,

    Across the village square did creep,

    Holding a magic sack.

    Cookie crumbs and glass slipper heels,

    Ensured the duo’s fate,

    From Gavaldon the girls did peel,

    Villagers shouting wait!

    Astride a shrieking stymph they flew,

    Across the forest green,

    One tower glossy, pure and new,

    With a shimmering sheen.

    Sophie prepared to be released,

    From the stymph’s cuspate claws,

    Yet Aggie plunged into the deep,

    Whilst Sophie looked forlorn.

    The latter dropped into a moat,

    And with a strangled scream,

    Saw runty Hort and head of goat,

    And yelled out loud A-GGGGIIIIIIEEEEEE!

    This began an action sequence,

    The Storian scribbled down,

    Old faces come with some new ones,

    And love, fights and crowns.

    • This is really good!

  9. Ok so I won the last contest so I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna win this one but I still wanted to make an entry so here we go.

    Now this is a fairytale all about how

    an ugly girl's life got turned upside down

    and I'd like you to pay attention and put down the Royal Rot

    So I can tell how Agatha (almost) became the queen of Camelot.

    In a village called Gavaldon born and raised

    In a graveyard is where she spent most of her days

    chilling with her cat, lighting matches all cool

    and not believing the existence of a good and evil school

    when a blonde named Sophie who believed she was good

    got them both kidnapped by a man in a hood

    they were brought to the school and dropped from the sky

    But it was Agatha who went to the school that was bright

    During the years a lot of things happened to her

    like finding her prince and learning Sophie was her sister

    There was also that time she found out her cat was a king

    But she thought " we'll I've seen crazier things"

    Now she sat with her Fiance near a grave

    as he roared into the sky with vengeance and pain

    They would soon be at their kingdom with their all friends

    Their Story closing with a Happy end.


  10. SGE SPOILERS in a poem

    SGE is nice

    But I'll give you some advice

    There are spoilers ahead

    So beware and be prepared

    The witch girl is actually good,

    While the princess has a rotten heart

    When they disappear in the woods

    Sophie meets a coven and Agatha farts

    A roach helps a fox,

    Agatha's smile is scandalous

    The beast cuts some hair locks

    And F is for Fabulous

    At the Trial by Tale stuff

    Sophie and Teddy ally

    But then Aggie gets the guy

    To Sophie's envy, that's enough

    To cut long chapters short,

    Sophie gets some warts

    Evil gets a No Ball

    And wins the theater, after all!

    The School Master is Evil

    And that's why Good gets to win

    Years ago, in the forest primeval,

    The guy had killed his twin

    Sader makes a sacrifice

    And so does Sophie for her friend

    Agatha kisses her, and in a trice,

    They go home but it's not The End

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