CONTEST: Write Your Own SGE Rap

10th April 2019

What’s up Evs & Nevs!

Hope you guys all enjoyed the Big Bad Rap — we’d like to announce a new contest piggybacking off the Rap, which if you haven’t seen yet, can be caught here:

For a SIGNED copy of “A Crystal of Time” and a note from Soman, come up with your best School for Good & Evil rap or rhyming-poem, in the Comments section.

This can be of any length, but usually, multiples of 8 rhyming lines are your best best. So 8 lines / 16 lines /  32 lines, etc.

No worries if you’ve never written a rhyming poem or a rap before. The important thing is to just have fun and come up with some silly rhymes that are SGE-themed.

As a bonus prize, we will force Soman to rap YOUR winning composition live on EverNever TV.

It will be embarrassing. It will be hilarious. It will be YOUR doing.

We will announce our grand-winner on EverNever TV. Submission deadline is May 1st, so make sure to get your rap/poem in by then.

As a reminder, you may not feature any explicit language or content in your raps.

Happy rhyming everyone, and we’re looking forward to reading your submission!

– Jun

249 Comments

  1. It's me, Agatha,

    Old but new,

    Nothing's really changed, still not interested in shoes,

    But heart has changed, I see him everywhere,

    I dream of his eyes, I dream of his hair,

    I made a wish, I made a mess,

    And there's something I must confess,

    I'm in love, can't deny it any longer,

    He's the one who makes me wonder,

    Oh, what will Sophie say?

    Why can't I pick both,

    Why can't I live my own way?

    That was another poem by Agatha in the second book talking about her love for both Sophie and Tedros.

  2. Once upon a time, in the endless woods

    There was a school for evil, and a school for good

    It used to be ruled by two twin brothers,

    Who used to love and trust in one another

    But one day the brother on the side of evil,

    Handed the good one to the devil,

    Too bad for Rafal, cause it was a mistake,

    Now the balance is tipped and he has to put it back in it's place

    Now here comes Sophie, ready to be a princess in pink,

    When scary Agatha would rather swallow ink.

    One these girls could make evil win forever,

    But which one is the rightful Never?

    Now only time will tell

    Read the books, and fall under the author's spell.

    That was my sge-themed poem/rap.

    It was kind of in Rafal's point of view.

    Anyway, I hoped you liked it, and good luck to everyone else.

  3. It all started in Gavaldon with 2 girls you see

    One hoping for a change of fantasy

    With princes and fame and all of that tea

    The other was as big as a hermit you can be

    A witch a princesse can you see the difference?

    Well one was named Sophie and loved and all things pink

    While the other named Agatha and loved things the colour of ink

    When the day came for school master choose the good and evil to learn to duel

    It was obvious Sophie would be good and Agatha evil it was the it world of course it's simple

    But when things changed and made a twist

    Everyone turned to the Storian the pen who decide all of this like"What?"

    If you want to know the rest then go get the S-G-E books that decide all of this

    By Cookie10

    I hope you guys liked it thanks for reading!!!

  4. This is my rap. It's about Sophie having a crush on Tedros in the first book.

    I see your handsome face

    not a hair out of place

    and I know that you're the one

    oh this is gonna be fun!

    It's the prince of my dreams

    I don't even have to scheme

    because I know he's mine

    oh this is so divine

    Agatha doesn't know that I need a Prince Charming

    the thought of going home is so alarming

    I want to be kissed I want to be loved

    I fly so high, as free as a dove

    he's my true love and I know it

    he's my true love and I'm gonna show it

    I walk right up to him and take a seat

    hey Tedros do you want some of my pigs feet?

  5. Once in a land ruled by pen,

    There were some bunch of men,

    Who sat back waiting

    Because every year some child was taken by someone they be hating.

    School Master is his name

    Kidnapping children is his game

    Every four years a child got there instead of here

    One with a nasty sneer

    One pretty and all

    All the children sweeping the hall

    Trying to de-beautify, trying to look bad

    Because if they be taken they be worse than sad

    Now all the kids be feeling the word scare

    While pretty Sophie thinks about hair

    Wants to be gone

    She'll be gone by dawn

    With her best friend Aggie

    Who ain't gonna go "whoo-hoo" like she

    Dark shadow goes past Aggie's house

    Quiet as a mouse

    But she see it and come to sweet Sophie without a second glance

    Sophie in a princess stance

    "What did you see?" asked Sophie. "He a hottie, is he?"

    Aggie glares, Aggie glares, says nothing to Sophie.

    But then a shadow swoops up and throws 'em down on the water

    Aggie really misses her schoolteacher

    She's in the good, Sophie in the bad

    Could this have had

    A happier ending indeed?

    Now real the real thing, can Aggie to a good deed?

    Yeah, read the real thing, read it now.

  6. There was a pain in her that was like swords,

    Because Sophie was seriously getting bored,

    On her own,

    Sick of being in her dome, all alone,

    She wants a boy,

    To be her little toy,

    She ain't getting all serious,

    This time not going delirious,

    Falling in love,

    Ain't being called their lil dove,

    She's an independent woman, yo,

    She definitely is gonna take it slow,

    To make a new friend,

    She ain't gonna take any bends,

    She's still not okay,

    And if you take her you're gonna get slaaayed.

    By gracieofevil (Gracie R) based at end of Last Ever After/beginning of Quests For Glory

  7. Straight from the endless woods, came here to say

    There’s a school on some cliffs way far away

    One side for good and one for the darker side

    One of them be honet and one always lied

    Graduate, break through make the story book

    Be a princess or a witch but remember life she not how it looks

    If the crown fits do it your way

    It’s all up to the storian that little pen, hey

    • Really good!

  8. Love is Undefined

    By: Ashley Higuera (aka goronatty3)

    Since the beginning of time, came a mysterious power,

    An ability so pure, it’s with us every hour.

    So what is this feeling that goes beyond and above,

    It’s all around us, the gift of love.

    A princess, a prince, and witch together yet apart,

    Find a way back to each other’s minds and hearts.

    A story retold unlike any other,

    A Never Ever After true to The End one after another.

    Many call it sacrifice,

    Many call it pain,

    Many call it a sprouting flower,

    But giving love a name deprives it of its power.

    A magical beauty inside their hearts,

    An unexplainable expression that never parts.

    A distinct guiding light they always find,

    That is why their love is undefined.

  9. Here’s my rap hope you enjoy it

    Here’s a story of two small girls

    They weren’t rich or have many pearls

    One went good and one went to evil

    One liked cuties and one liked weevil

    One had good taste one had bad

    One was quite prissy and one really rad

    One liked pinks and one likes blacks

    Soman wrote these books now there’s stacks and stacks

  10. This is told by Sophie

    I'm in the wrong school

    Supposed to have a kingdom to rule

    A voice like a dove

    A prince to love

    But I'm stuck in the muck

    A dead goat!- yuck

    This isn't where I'm meant to be

    Somebody's swimming towards me

    A boy who looks like a rat

    Worse than Agatha's cat

    Agatha is in Good

    Where I should

    Be chatting with my fellow princesses

    Swapping lipsticks and trying on dresses

    I'm a princess in pink, can't you see

    I need a prince to rescue me

    • I love that rap! it's so hard to think of the words.

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