EverNever TV: A Merry EverNever Christmas

20th December 2019

31 Comments

  1. 1) Why did we not watch this right when we first saw it come up??? Pretty close to Christmas???

    "Beats me. But anyway, can't change the past, so let's just watch it now."

    *sees one of the comments* Wait, there's a new member???

    "What??? Hit 'play,' hit 'play,' hit 'play!'"

    *i hit "play"*

    2) "Hiii Christinaaa!" *Berry waves at the screen even though y'all can't see her*

    Jeez, you sound like one of a bunch of schoolkids who just got introduced to a new classmate and got told "class, this is so-and-so. everybody say 'hi so-and-so!'"

    "That's what I'm going for. Nailed it!"

    3) *waves hand in the air* I live in NYC!

    4) XD XD that biking person her face is photoshopped onto...

    5) "JUN'S ONE OF THE VERY FIRST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD TO READ BOOK 6"

    LUCKYYYYYY

    6) People had SOMAN themed drinks? Cool! XD

    7) "Daisydaisy1880. Cool rhyme!"

    That drink sounds awesome!

    Including the weird side effects XD

    8) "Yuuummm, that hot cocoa sounds DELICIOUS. I want some!"

    9) FROG PAJAMA FRAPPE ASDFGHJKL

    "1 vial of Hort's tears oh my god XD"

    AND it helps you forget that his pajamas were lost! Sweet!

    10) Wait, they were torn up?!?!?!

    "NO!! They WEREN'T! You remember somecreature on this site wrote about what really happened to them, right? All the adventures they had?"

    Yeah! They can't have been torn up, they can't! I will NOT allow this. I am putting both of my feet down! *stamps both feet on the floor* HORT'S PAJAMAS AREN'T GONE, DANGIT

    11) "KAYLAKULIK!"

    SHE'S OUR FRIEND! WE KNOW HER!

    12) YESSS that is great!

    "Yeah! Great job Kaylakulik!"

    13) "Ooooh, grand winner is coming up!"

    *i do a drumroll as best as I can on the table*

    14) Ooh, that's good!

    "Yeah!!"

    15) Hey--you did remember to include why Professor Anemone's still alive and human even though she didn't get asked to the Snow Ball by a boy, right? I haven't forgotten, Soman. You said the reason was scandalous and we want to know.

    16) "That sounds AMAZING, Jun!"

    What she said!

    17) Warming the hearts of children just isn't Soman's thing apparently.

    "Well, I mean, there HAVE been heartwarming moments in SGE. Just a few. Slipped in there. Hidden in the midst of all the insanity."

    Yeah.

    18) XD XD XD butt ornament

    "XD !!!!"

    19) "Hey, do WE have any holiday stories to share?"

    Well, there was that time the Christmas tree fell down!

    "Oh yeahh! XD XD !"

    Yeah, I was just, like sitting there on the sofa, reading or using the computer or iPad or something, and then suddenly, the tree is like slowwwwly tipping over and then it just CRASH, hits the floor and some of the ornament break and I'm just in shock.

    And then we had to pick the tree up and re-fasten it in the tree stand only better, and clean up the broken ornament pieces, and we can look back on the tree falling and laugh.

    I also wonder if the tree felt pain. Like, if trees feel pain when they fall.

    "I mean, they probably do, in SOME way, just...can't be totally sure if it's the kind of pain humans feel...it's interesting to think and wonder about..."

    20) Ayyyy! Can't wait to see the top 10 video!

    21) "Oh my gosh you two are so cute in those videos!!!!"

    22) OH MY GAH CUTE DOGGOOOOO

    "<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!"

    23) Seriously, this video is great!

    "We oughta subscribe to them!"

    24) Welp! Time to go to the next video!

    "TOP 10 2019 ENTV MOMEEENTS!"

    YEAH!!

  2. YAY! New member!

  3. Sorry for late wishes. Hope that you had a great Christmas. Happy New Year!

  4. Happy belated new year!

  5. Oh...and a happy new YEAR!!!!

  6. Merry Christmas.

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