29th April 2019
1) *Berry and I sit down with a plate of cookies and a plate of potato chips*
MAN, we've been neglecting to watch EverNeverTV for THIS LONG?
"Well, we gotta binge-watch everything we missed from where we left off, and the sooner we start the better."
*we hit play*
2) *when we see the beet put over Soman's face we both bust up laughing*
3) *our eyes widen and we gape in wonder*
OH MY GLITTERGLUE. This intro is AMAZING.
"I know, right?!?!"
4) YES. MAKE THAT THING.
"MAKE THAT GOFUNDME OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED!"
RAMON DOES NOT DESERVE A BORING OLD QUOTE UNQUOTE "REAL JOB" AND WE DO NOT DESERVE TO DIE A LITTLE INSIDE EVERY TIME WE HEAR ABOUT IT.
5) OH MY GAHHHHH
"WE GOTTA FIND THE TARGET VERSION SOMEWHERE! WE NEED THAT CHAPTER!!!"
6) "Book 6 starts with the Coven???"
....................................y'know, I thought those boys sounded unusual until I remembered that the two of US aren't technically related but WE--
"--finish each others sentences, I mean--"
*in unison* SANDWICHES
"--all the time!"
Except we don't look similar though.
"I can fix that! *Berry raises her wand*
What?! No, no, no--
*there's a poof of magic dust*
*i cough and rub at my eyes, then look at Berry and then myself*
*our hair is now halfway down our backs and light brown instead of mine being dark brown and shoulder-length-ish and Berry's being golden-blonde and b.utt-length*
*while usually she has green eyes and I have brown ones, I notice now that her eyes are hazel, which means mine must be too*
*our clothes are identical white t-shirts under identical rainbow-colored jumpers with frilly hems (why do we both get the frilly hems? I HATE THEM), plus beat-up sneakers*
*i notice my teeth have straightened themselves out and my overbite is gone (I thought I said I LIKED my teeth the way they were!) but we now both have my chewed up fingernails*
*neither of us says anything for a long time*
Change us back,
"...Okay. But we do need to try that spell again sometime."
*she quickly waves her wand and changes us back to normal*
*i give a big sigh of relief*
*Berry simply smooths her skirt and flips her hair, which I take to mean she appreciates havign her normal appearance back too*
Welp, that was a weird tangent. Back to the show!
8) CAMEL!!! XD XD XD
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA! XD"
9) Ohhh, it's pronounced like "REE-ahn?"
"We've been pronouncing it like 'Ryan' all this time!"
"Oh well! Now we know!"
"HOW DID SHE GUESS THAT????"
11) "OMG, Pumpkinpaperweight!! We've seen their stuff on Tumblr!!"
Yeah!!! And it's so good!! I never knew she was on here!!
"'AllTheGoodUsernamesAreTaken...ha ha haaa, that is a GREAT USERNAME...XD"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa...! XD
"That IS a real interesting idea they had."
Yeah. They come up with some great stuff.
13) THEY CHANGED HIS NAME TO BOB?!?!?!?!
"WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!"
*Berry's eyes bulge*
"WAIT. WAAAAIIIT. You don't think this has something to do with Bob the Alien, do you?? What if when they changed the script to name him Rafal like in the book, the original idea of Bob, a separate entity from that, got crazy mad and traveled back in time and stole our 12th puzzle piece to spite the series and its fans because of that??????"
*Berry and I sit in silence for awhile, gaping into space, then at each other*
...We...we need to think about this some more.
14) *after the episode has ended*
*i fall back in my seat*
Man. It is just SO refreshing to watch EverNeverTV again!
"I know, right? Come on, let's head to the next thing in the School News section!"
I still haven't read book 5 :(
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Bob. Not as evil and scary-villanish as Rafal, but still, hilarious
Bob the alien! Yasssss!
i didn't know any of that! the bob part was funny (:
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