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Our very own Soman and his good friend Victoria Aveyard (RED QUEEN) are making a comic together, with a story written by yours truly, Jun Sekiya and illustrated by the great Joel Gennari! Reader discretion advised, for ages 13 and up — visit https://red-school.com/ now to reserve your *free* digital download or signed collectible copy! Part 1 r…[Read more]
So I wanna talk about Dean Brunhilde..XD🤔
What is your guy’s favorite part of sge6. Personally, l love the knights of 11… I love how it’s all lead by women. And every single one of those characters have lost someone they love to the snake. I feel like in a way they avenge all those who have died. (Like: Lancelot, Anadils rat, Millicent, Betty, Dovey, and SOOOO many more!)
Yeah! That’s one of my favorite moments as well as when Anadil and Hester get closer. And Borden and William. I find it soooo cute for Wogden!
I love the knights of 11 too! And the camel: “Trust is the way…or death is the way.” For some reason I crack up whenever I read that! And all the ships like Hestadil and Wogden and Hophie basically being confirmed-
And the part at the end when it’s Tagatha’s wedding and Yuba yells at the kids eating cake- XD hahaha
Oh, and everything about…[Read more]
The part i didnt like about the knights of 11 (dw i loved ALMOST all of it) was when beatrix said who she lost, she said millicent. WAIT WAIT WAIT. ITS NOT THAT I DONT LIKE MILLICENT!! I just thought that Reena should have been the one to say millicent, and beatrix shouldve mentioned chaddick
Josey wasn’t the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. “Who is the creator of the universe?” Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, “God almighty!” The teacher congratulated her. A little later the…[Read more]
A married woman is walking through a desert cave one day when she comes across a magical genie lamp
She rubs the lamp, and a genie comes out. “Thank you for getting me out of that cursed lamp! I… I was so crowded in there. Listen, to make it up to you, I’ll give you three wishes”.
The woman is overjoyed. She jumps up and down excitedly, but…[Read more]
Sophie: During lock-down I have mastered jigsaw puzzles.
I have just completed my first one in just over 10 and a half weeks.
I feel so proud of myself, on the box it says 5 to 6 years.
A Hindu, a Rabbi, and a Priest are lost. They wander across a farmstead and ask to spend the night.
“I only have room for two, so one of you will have to stay in the barn,” says the Farm Owner.
The Hindu immediately volunteers. However, a few minutes later, he knocks on the front door.
“I’m sorry, but there is a cow in the barn, and they are sac…[Read more]
Wait so Hester and Anadil are… a thing? That’s what I thought and I tried to convince my sister it’s true but she demands me to give her evidence. Can anyone give me like a line or two from the book abt how they’re a thing? LOL I’m too lazy…
In Piffle Paff Hort’s dancing around practically nak.ed and the guards are just like, “OK what’s your point” and then he’s like, “YEET I’m a man-wolf” and the guards suddenly want to kill him LOL Poor Hort.
Well, I mean, in New York City, if there was some cr.azy guy who was dancing around na.ked then I doubt a lot of people would react unless he started trying to talk to them, but if he started turning into a fREAKING ENORMOUS WOLF then I expect people would notice
Yeah, but this isn’t New York. It was Piffle Paff Hills, and did you see how civilized everything seemed? Doubt it’s like that in New York. (Not trying to be mean or anything no offense)
Hort: When…[Read more]
I just read it somewhere, and it seemed hilarious. (Yea, it’s a re-post)
I KNOW it’s offensive, but anyway.
A priest sits next to a well dressed woman on the plane.
Woman: Father could I ask a favor of you?
Woman: I bought a hairdryer for my mother but I am afraid that my purse is becoming too heavy and that air…[Read more]
The Hort one tho… Sad and Funny (idk if I get the second one or not lol)
I THINK I know what it means… but I don’t wanna believe it (if it’s what I am thinking about… then we learnt it recently… honestly wish we hadn’t…)
A soldier rushes to his captain and says: “one enemy ship is approaching us”
Captain Replies “David, Go Bring My Red Shirt”
Soldier Gets Shirt For His Captain.
Enemy Ship Comes In, Heavy Rounds Of Fire Are Exchanged.
Finally The Captain Wins.
Soldier Asks: “Congrats Sir, But Why The Red Shirt?”
Captain Replies: “If I Got Injured Then My B…[Read more]
He’s SO scared… What does some ppl do when they’re scared???
Tedros: I once killed an enemy soldier by cutting off his feet.
I defeated him.
King Arthur: Our parents say alcohol is our enemy.
Jesus tells us to love our enemies…
The phone rings at KGB headquarters
“Hello, is this KGB?”
“Yes. What do you want?”
“I’m calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his firewood.”
“This will be noted.”
Next day, the KGB goons come over to Rabinovitz’s house. They search the shed where the fire…[Read more]
Sophie *angrily* says to her husband (aka Hort) ” I should’ve married the devil he would’ve made a better husband than you!”
Hort responds “you would’ve been arrested because marriage between relatives is illegal in this country.”
I am using nationalities, but I mean no offense or disrespect.
3 men die and are sent to ****. American, Bhuddist monk and a russian. They meet the devil. The sevil says:
“I will allow you to leave and go to heaven, if you can endure 3 lashes from my whip without screaming. You can use 1 object to cover yourself with.”
A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him ‘Nice perfume, which one is it? I want to give it to my wife!’
Lady: ‘Don’t give her. Some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her!’
Hort: My love, you remind me the sea…
Sophie: Why? is it because of my beautiful blue-green eyes reminding you the ocean’s water?
S: I know, it’s because of my curly hair, reminds you the waves.
H: Not really.
S: So it’s my perfume? reminds you that fresh air near the beach?
S: So what is it then?
H: You make me sick.
Some random guy: My girlfriend’s parents called me a disgusting creep just because I am 36 and she is 24
What a horrible thing to say on our son’s 10th birthday party.
IDK whether that age is the part I’m meant to get… 😂😂😂 Yes, I am stupid, I get that now lol
Hmm, well, it is strange…and he’s a lot older than her.
They’re mad at him.
Top 20 shocking facts you need to know about Triskaidekaphobia!!!
Number 13 will scare you!!!
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “NO! I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the students in the library started looking at the guy; he was pretty embarrassed. After a while the girl walked quietly over to the
guy’s table and said: “I study psychology, I know…[Read more]
I remember it (I think u posted it b4… still makes me laugh tho Lol XDDDDDDDDD)
Me: Still in disbelief over this covid19 situation …
Want to rub my eyes and wake up, but afraid to touch my face.
A woman was caught with drugs in her hand by a cop while in the bathroom of a nightclub
The woman swears that the drugs are not hers and promises that, “They aren’t mine – I found them here and I tried to flush them down the toilet. However, every single time I flush the drugs down the drain they just keep re-appearing magically in my hands or m…[Read more]
Ok but like who cried because after you read book six cause you realize you grew up with these charecters and they grew up with you and now they are gone. Like it amazes me how much these characters impacted all of us and now it’s just all over! It feels unreal. I remember the first time I read book one I was like I’m not going to like this. Four…[Read more]
I’m not an original fan but I still really didnt want the book series to end
AHHHHH I cry when things I grew up with end. Like Avengers, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter and Wings of fire…so jsut gonna say if you want to be happy about it listen to “We are” by Keke Palmer and look at photos from your favorite book series and then jsut take in everything while listening. I cried at the end of Avengers endgame becuase they’re…[Read more]
Wings of fire haven’t finished yet. Tui T. is writing the 14 book of the series.
*raises hand with everyone else who’s raising their hands* Yeah. I mean, I didn’t grow up with SGE, exactly, (read books one-five in a week as they were already all released, then read OTK half a year later when it came out) but it still impacted me so, so much! (Like any book series, really, that’s good) Like, I legit cried when I finished the…[Read more]
IKR!? Sge, Avengers (The first movie that made me cry) and Percy Jackson made me cry of pride (Like how the characters had so much growth over the years) sadness and longing for it not to end
I always cry at the end of my favorite book series, but this was different. I grew up with the series, so… I guess it impacted me differently than harry potter, or the hunger games, or eragon. SGE is special to me, so it ending… it makes me sad and happy at the same time I guess
Sigh thats me with every book I like it makes me cry bu it makes me smile at the same time like they moved on but they are more than just books
*raises hand* When I finished OTK I cried and was in shock for half an hour because I was just thinking about how it’s really over and I couldn’t believe it. I haven’t had a book series quite like SGE and I love all the characters so much! I’m so sad that it’s over and I really hope the movie is at least half as good.
I know @goodiegoodie10135 I am worried about the movie *starts biting finger nails nervously* I hope it’s a good cast that’s all I’m asking
I don’t know if you know already but Agatha and Sophie have been casted
How many times have y’all read book 6?
Once, I really wanted to read it again though😂. How many times have you?🙊
Twice and now I am actually reading it for a third time. Although I have read the entire series, (excluding the 6th book (this was before it came out)) 6 times. I just reread it every day!
Whaaaat girl that’s crazy! I don’t have the strength 😱😱
how have you done that
Ive only read each of the books once and that took me ages
Hehe, I just have so much time, so I spend it on reading sge and practicing my acting skills. Literally all I’m doing is to TRY to make it into a movie (specifically sge). I know it’s a small chance, but still.
@doublen no I do not sadly… I live in California! It’s a 9 hour and 20 minute flight to the UK. But I would gladly move to the uk just to audition. Even if it means leaving my friends behind here… I would sacrifice almost anything. Really. Just for a chance.
Girl you are gonna be in a movie even if it isn’t sge it seems like ur willing to put so much work in and that’s amazing!
@anastasiaofwoodsbeyond866 awwww, thanks, that is true though. I put a lot of work into my acting. Y’ all are so nice!! Thank you for believing in me! Everyone here is so supportive! Also, looking back at my post, it’s not entirely true. I have read the entire series 4 times (I think) but I’m close to my 5th time. sorry bout that, my mistake!
Okay children! Time for a rant! Get ready!!!
OKAY, SO AGAPHIE. BEAUTIFUL. And I am so freaking mad bout how it turned out. The sister twist was dramatic, yes but unnecessary. They almost never show any hint they are more than best friends, and only talk about it once for like, three sentences. And they are so cute together, AND YOU CANNOT LOOK…[Read more]
But like, can’t gay be both and lesbian is only girl+girl? Eh. I don’t rlly care tho so it’s fine
lesbian is only girl and girl, gay can be both girl and girl and boy an boy
Arctic… That was… Ok idk what I’m saying XD But maybe you could do a Fanfic about it or smth if u want
Yeah I will! Anyways. What was it? Strange? Odd? Dumb? True? Lmbo
Not sure… but definitely NOT DUMB! 😆😆😆😂😂 BtwTag me for your Fanfic pls!
Yes, I hate it when they just kill Japeth and chop off his head and there all like “yay ur heroes!” and they live happily ever after and aggie and tedros (i hate tedros infinetley) get married and everything is YAH!!! normal! and the only official homosexual couple is Aric x Japeth, and there evil! I mean, thats kinda like suggesting that like……[Read more]