Harry Potter on vacation! Part 2
LAVENDER: My little Won-Won!! Are you done packing those suitcases onto the car?
LAVENDER: OK Let’s go to the airport Won-Won
And they went to the airport without any trouble or issue
Lol. The next story will be right down.
Harry Potter in Universal Studios Part 1
@/HESTEROFRAVENSWOOD5281, I wanted to say that I did not copy your skit with the SGE. I just got inspired to write about the universal studios since my last skit was about getting ready to go on a vacation and also since I have experience going to the universal studios. I am sorry if you felt that I copied your idea.
HARRY: Why are we here?
GINNY: Because this is the first stop on our-
HARRY: OMG IS THAT MINION????
GINNY: Yes Harry that is.
HARRY: WE NEED TO RIDE THAT NOW!! OR ELSE I’LL DIE.
DRACO: I’m not riding that
HERMIONE: We can go to Jurassic Park or Harry Potter or-
DRACO: HARRY POTTER?? WHY IS HARRY POTTER HERE
RON: Because he’s famous you pureblood ferret.
DRACO: How dare you!! You redhead!!
(Ron and Draco fight while Hermione and Lavender stop them)
GINNY, HERMIONE, LAVENDER: Where are we going then??
RON: HARRY POTTER
DRACO: ANYWHERE BUT MINION AND HARRY POTTER
GINNY, HERMIONE AND LAVENDER: *sighs* We’ll go to spiderman
HARRY, RON, DRACO: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! WE’LL BE NICE
GINNY, HERMIONE AND LAVENDER: So where to
HARRY: HARRY POTTER
GINNY, HERMIONE, LAVENDER: How about we split up. We’ll meet at the Cat in the Hat place at 3:30pm.
HARRY: YAY MINIONS!!!*run to minions and Ginny follows*
RON: YAY HARRY POTTER!!!! *rin to harry potter and Lavender follows*
HERMIONE: *drags Draco to Harry Potter with Ron* We’ll come as well, Lavender.
DRACO: NOOOOOOOOO!! Wait! Do you think I can buy new brooms????
HERMIONE: You can try.
(at Harry Potter)
HERMIONE: SQUEEEE *runs to Scrivenshaft’s Quill Shop* AHHH SO.MUCH.QUILLS!!!!!
DRACO: *follows Hermione* *swishes from left to right avoiding people* Eww muggles.
RON: Huh? Lav!! We’re in the USA right??
LAVENDER: Yes my Won-Won. What’s the matter??
RON: THE HOGWARTS CASTLE IS HERE. AND THE MUGGLES CAN SEE IT.
RON: WE NEED TO SEND A LETTER TO MCGONAGALL RIGHT NOW!!!! *runs to the owl post* WE NEED THE FASTEST OWL!
THE EMPLOYEE: *grabs a random owl off the shelf* Here.
RON: *hands 10 sickles* Thank you.
EMPLOYEE: HEY!! IT’S 25 DOLLARS!!!
RON: *tries to get the owl to fly but it can’t since it’s stuffed* WAIT HEDWIG IS THAT YOU!!! LAV WE NEED HARRY NOW.
*Draco and Hermione comes with bags and bags of quills, ink and parchment*
RON: HERMIONE THE HOGWARTS CASTLE IS HERE AND THE MUGGLES CAN SEE IT SO I TRIED TO SEND A LETTER TO MCGONAGALL BUT THE OWL IS DEAD AND SHE LOOKS LIKE HEDWIG SO WE NEED HARRY NOW BUT I DON’T KNOW WHERE HE IS!!!!!
DRACO: *gasps* B-but how did the Hogwarts Castle even get here!!
HERMIONE: Calm down geniuses. The real castle is in London safe and sound. This one *pointing at the on in front of them* is a fake, or a replica of the real Hogwarts. Now for Hedwig, she is resting in her grave we made for her. This owl is also a fake or a replica of Hedwig. In the muggle world, people like to make fake animals that look like the real one.
DRACO: OHHHHHHH. BUT HOW DID THE MUGGLES KNOW HOW HOGWARTS LOOKS LIKE?
HERMIONE: Did I mention that we are a character in a book?? Nearly every single Muggle read it. We’ve also been made into a movie.
RON: Ya I already knew that.
HERMIONE: Sure you did.
LAVENDER: Wait!! That’s our uniform!! And that’s the dress you wore to the Ball!!!
HERMIONE: Same with the dresses, robes, brooms, wands. Everything that is in this place is a replica of our own clothes, wands, robes, brooms, everything.
DRACO: We should totally prank Harry and Ginny!!
EVERYONE EXCEPT DRACO: I’m in for Harry but not Ginny.
DRACO: Fine but we’ll tell her everything when she goes to the bathroom with Hermione and Lavender. Speaking of, it’s 3:20. We should get going.
GUYS I AM SO SO SORRY I DIDN’T POST LAST WEEK!!! I had a busy week!!!
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