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Tedros: *gets a paper cut* ow
Agatha: lol loser
*Later, with Camelot’s c…[Read more]
Notif! The one in court- hot milky 🤣, and the one in the vent- I am laughing so hard inwardly right now but I’m in class so I can’t laugh out loud
the best, ever. These are hilarious. I especially love this one:
Agatha, from inside the vents: bless you
Tedros, gasping: god???
Rhian: why are you two always out during rainstorms?
Japeth: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of fresh rainfall.
Aric: Japeth bet me twelve dollars that I couldn’t get struck by lightning and he’s WRONG
a Homophobe: It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
Rhian: you need to Adam and leave
Hort, running in: Hey! Hey!
Agatha, whispering: Be quiet! Sophie finally fell asleep!
Hort, whispering: oh sorry
Agatha, whispering: it’s okay. what did you need?
Hort, whispering: there’s a fire
Agatha, crawling into the kitchen at 3 AM: wHere is the AppLey juiCe
Tedros, hitting her with a broom: STAY AWAY FROM ME DEMON
I CAN’T. THESE ARE HILARIOUS, AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH IN CLASS!!
Sophie: When I was born, God said “She’s too perfect for this world”
Tedros: Please, when you were born, Satan said “finally, competition
The School Master, after kidnapping Readers and putting them into fairytales: I have made the perfect students
Gavaldon: You messed up perfectly good children is what you did. Look at them, they’ve got anxiety
Oml tysm for these, like seriously these really brightened my day and were utterly hilarious 🤣 😂
“Japeth: My favorite bath bomb is a toaster” HRBTBTJJTNEBRBRBBEBE HAHAHAHAHHA
Tedros: Three years ago, I married my best friend
Tedros: Agatha was understandably upset, but in our defense, Chaddick and I were really ***** and thought it would be hilarious
sweet home alabama
I honestly just now remembered that Tedros and Chaddick are related—
My brain blocked it out
Agatha, quietly: the plot chickens
I- AND THE LAST ONE XDDDDDD I LOVED IT
Agatha, pulling up to the restaurant: Can you grab us a table?
Tedros, running out of the restaurant carrying a table: START THE CAR
PPPPPFFFFFFTTTTTTT THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THESE HILARIOUS MEMES OR ANY I FIND ON THIS STU.PID WEBSITE OMGOMGOMG
Agatha: I did that thing adults can do where you buy a whole cake and then eat it.
Agatha: I am eating a whole cake.
Agatha, later: Update: there is more cake than I imagined
Agatha: I see now why my mother didn’t let me do this
aaaah yes, those are good
Japeth, posting a picture of him and Aric on Instagram: happy six year anniversary!
Rhian: i love your top
Aric: I have a name, you know
Rhian: …i meant his shirt
11 PM (or…[Read more]
tbh im with hort on that i would have poured boiling water in my eye if he didn’t clarify that XD
Tedros: hey ngl i think dragons kinda suck
Agatha: I will kick your @ss so hard your vertebrae will pop out of your mouth like Pez
Agatha, thirty seconds later: i want mac n cheese
Tedros, shaking in fear: o-okay
Sophie: Hey, Agatha, do you have a bag?
Agatha: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes, and they are specifically designed to carry the weight of my existence
Sophie: Literally all you had to do was say no
AU of how Agatha and Tedros got together:
Agatha, sprinting into the room: Hey, Tedros, if I married you would I get diplomatic immunity?
Tedros: Yeah, but what did you do?
Agatha: Wedding now, questions later
Tedros, getting up: ok
Tedros: How high are you?
Agatha: I have no fear
Tedros: Agatha i’m gonna go buy eighteen big macs brb
Agatha: One (1) fear
Agatha, trying to flirt: i like your name
Tedros, being equally bad at flirting: thanks i got it for my birthday
Sophie, whispering to Agatha: You sure you want this one?
so much surfer talk-
ahahhaah angel those are amazing, as always
Tedros, raising his voice slightly to get Agatha’s attention in the other aisle at the grocery store: Hey, do you want some chips?
Agatha, screaming loud enough to make eardrums bleed: DORITOS
Agatha: There’s only one thing worse than dying
Agatha: *rips paper away to reveal the word “Tedros” above dying*
Tedros, gasping: me
Agatha: *sneaking home with a giant coat on*
Tedros: What’s in the coat?
Agatha’s coat: *meows*
[Hester as a doctor]
Hester: You need to eat healthy
Hester: The last patient that didn’t change their diet after I suggested it died
Hester: In a plane crash
Patient: That sounds unrelated
Hester: I’m the one that crashed it. Don’t disobey me
AHHHH ANGEL THESE ARE AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE HESTER AND ANADIL ONE- 🥺😭 This was so hilarious! Please continue tagging me! : D 💕
Sophie: How did you lose a cello? A whole cello? A cello as big as you are? How do you lose that?
Hort, with a perfectly straight face: Are you going to resort to… violins?
Sophie: That was actually pretty good
I am ashamed to admit that I don’t understand this one in the slightest-
HAHAHAHA OH GOSH THAT IS SO UTTERLY OBVIOUS 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Agatha: I need some serotonin.
Tedros: *stands up*
Tedros: *sits back down*
Tedros: I forgot what serotonin was for a second and I was willing to go get some for you.
Agatha, happy: No need, I just got some.
Sophie: I’m making my own silk! And I’m doing it the old way!
Agatha, being supportive: Great!!
Sophie: It was difficult, I mean I have to raise WORMS, but at least I got to kill them at the end
Agatha: SOPHIE NO-
this one is ✨handmade✨ so it’s not as good
Hester: How dare bacteria get into my body without my permission. It makes me sick
Kiko: Haha, it literally does make you sick! 😀
Hester: Wow, haha, you’re so right! I should’ve made a joke about that!
Dot: Agatha, look! I trained this chicken to talk
Agatha: Really? Cool!
Dot: What’s a male deer?
Dot: What’s 200 pennies?
Chicken: buck buck
Agatha: Oh, haha, very funny
Dot: No wait, it gets better
Chicken: it gets way hecking better, Susan
Agatha: My name isn’t Susan
Tedros: Look! I taught this dog to name the seven deadIy sins!
Tedros: See? Wrath!
Agatha: Haha, very funny, Tedros—
Agatha: what the f—
Hester: Hey, Nicola! Want to commit a felony with us?
Nicola: Hester, what the heck?
Dot: Oh, sorry, guys. I got this.
Dot, whispering: Nicola, do you wanna commit a felony with us?
Nicola, whispering back: Yeah, of course
Hello guys, gals, and non binary pals! (And yes, i stole that off youtube)
HURRAY ITS PART TWO OF EPSIODE 7 😀
*we all begin to dance in the confetti that bursts out of the ceiling* come around now, let me telleth you a story
Jk jk im not doing that. Sorry its been a while, its been stressful and it really has been stressful.. *worlds tiniest…[Read more]
My pronouns are she/her, btw!
also I told my little brother about this and he thought The Agga Of Tha and Minty Man were very amusing
YES KING (Angel I’m stealing that)
moi pronouns are she/they
Minty Man Imaooooooo
Also, DO YPU GUYS WANNA GO TO THE NO BALL OR THE SNOW BALL (i have a secret plan hehe and im taking a vote)
I’d pick the No Ball for sure. It sounds like WAY more fun!
I loved it!!!! My pro nouns are she/her, and I’d go to the Snow Ball (if anybody would ask me, XD!)
I would go to the no ball 100%, and hopefully end up murderer not victim!!
OH MY LORD THIS HAS TAKEN FOREVER. If u are new to my series, u can start here. i dont go on a timeline and there might be some spelling mistakes, so yep sorry about those! Sorry guys, for the two month wait on the next BTHASGE. I just pushed it back until i finally had some time. Ok this is part 1 of epsiode 7 of the Fan Special Ever Never…[Read more]
Ugh never have a smooth assortment of tags bc at least one of them decides to not work every time i post!!
Lol This was great! As always, hilarious! What part are you gonna do next? Cuz whatever it is, I know I’ll LOVE it! Don’t worry about not posting for a while! This was DEFINITELY worth the wait!
*Hasn’t posted and/or written the next chapter of an RP in over a month even tho I knew what would happen next but was just too lazy to write* SO, (Lol)…[Read more]
😆😆😆 At least I am not alone…
*Has also joined like 10 RPs since then and thought of like 7 RP ideas…* 😆😆😆
For the challenge, I think I might do the Evergirl uniform School Master Era, or Nevergirl uniform Sophie Era (but I am an Ever so… AND I don’t rely wear dresses either so… XD) Either way, I think I might have some chocolate in my pocket or maybe a dagger for defence purposes… Loo
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh this is epic, and, as doublen says, definitely worth the wait!!!!!!!!!!! Everything is so tru, especially about the archives ****. To answer ur question, nevergirl Sophie era any time!!
Next episode comes out in maybe 1 or 2 weeks due to me forgetting the handbook at my grandmas house ;-;
Guys i am sorry, geisha robes are not Chinese culture, they are japanese culture. I am sorry for being gone for so long but the part 2 of the series is coming out TODAY *confetti sprinkles down from the ceiling* also, i have a google doc link but since we aren’t allowed to post them here anymore, you can contact me at [email protected]
The doc is…[Read more]
@doublen I MISSED TALKING TO YOU TOO also *realizes that i didnt post it yesterday* I have no excuse, I was just making cookies guys im sorry REEEE-
I MISSED TALKING TO YOU MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Lollllllllllllllllllllllll *Poofs into your house, steals some cookies, conjures a cookie monster GIF in the air, disappears* XD it’s FINEEEEEEEE
@doublen dont try that game with me, bc everyone knows i missed u more 😎 and whats kinda creepy is that I BAKED COOKIES YESTERDAYY SOOOO-
@take2007 Oops- It seems I’ve forgotten now one, but TWO things! A – I timetravelled using @/CoraEm’s help, and B – Even the aliens know I missed YOU more!
@doublen you timetravelled?? TELL ME HOW please 👉👈 (i hate myself for using those emojis)
Yeah, here is the 6th episode of “Being a Total Hester about The SGE Series”
I just- thank…[Read more]
Lol, that was hilarious !!! If i could do anything in the Schools, i would eat the whole of the candy classroom! Joking, joking *my mind thinking it over* Actually… XD 😆
HILARIOUS! LOVE IT!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥰🥰🥰😹😹😹
Me: *dying of laughter on the inside cuz a family member is sitting right next to me* 😹😹😹😹😹
I love Tedros’s new nickname! “Minty Man” fits PERFECTLY! (¬‿¬)(¬‿¬)
Also, I agree! Aric doesn’t DESERVE those pretty little violet eyes and he CERTAINLY DOESN’T DESERVE being Lady Lesso’s son! He should’ve STAYED in the cav…[Read more]
Lol… That’s OK! *nearly bursting out laughing cuz I didn’t even notice* 😹😹😹
The Agga of Tha i am WHEEZING—
But yes, I despise Aric with my entire heart and soul. I have seen people posting things about how in the second book when Tedros had been tortured there were no marks on him and they were throwing around the idea that Aric had somehow vioIated my son and if that were true I would astral project into the afterlife a…[Read more]
I compared a serial killer to a prince. And I picked the serial killer. MAN, THAT SAYS A LOT ABOUT TEDDY-
This is great! Do the ever never roundtable from the handbook and u will go far! My advice, go speculate what sophie said 2 hort XDDDDDDDDDDDD
If I could do anything at the school, I would make myself the school master so I can then do a load of other stuff: Become a teacher, putting all my fave characters from the series in my class (yes, even…[Read more]
I think that’s a GREAT idea; I vote for School Master @cattyrose! 😁😁👏🏻👏🏻😋😋😋😸😸🥳🥳🤪🤪
@doublen dont worry, i understood u lol!! 😂 you should see how my friends write
Its like: “He stepped away while backing up.” It makes sense just not the way u need to say it aaahhhhhh
Lol XD!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣😅😅😹😹 Sorry again for making a mistake… I should start re-reading my comments before I post them… XD! 😂😂🤣🤣
@doublen im doing swell lol. Hbu? Im watching Gordon Ramsay rn even tho u didn’t ask kfjgldj my arms and legs ache and idk whyyyyy. Hope ur doing well! 😝😂
It’s GOOD to know that you’re doing swell!!! I’m goood, Thx for asking! I hope your arms and legs get better soon! I hope you have fun watching Gordan Ramsay! I don’t really watch cooking but like… Eh! Lol! Anyway, hope your Summer’s been going good!…[Read more]
Also, i updated my avatar and it looks so weird!!! I got my haircut a while ago so i thought why not change it. Im starting to regret the changeeeee ahhhhhhh
That’s OK! You can always change it back! It looks pretty cool… 😅😅😅😸😸😸😸😋😋
It only looks weird because you’re not used to it and comparing it to your old haircut:) In a while it will look fine to you!
@/cocostar wiser words were never spoken XD
Sppt, i have a secret to tell u guys. The 7th episode is coming out tonight or whatever ur timezone is. Basically is an hour
Ahem question… WTH HOW DID U GUYS FIND THIS A MONTH LATER??????????????????????????????
Well, a notif brought me here… And this IS part is Ella’s (SORRY if that was wrong) and yeah… XD
“Being a Total Hester About The SGE Series” #4
Today I am doing a nice review on book uno! Book number one for the people who can’t speak Italian. (Psst, im joking)
LOL!!! I loved it, so funny! I would probably switch places with Agatha/Reena, because i”’m quite like both of them. Reena’s is awesome, but doesn’t want the spotlight, and Aggie is like a me, but just lived in a graveyard. If I lived in Gavaldon, I would probably be the Witch, I love alchemy, I dislike Valentines day, and don’t wear makeup! 🙂
I despise valentines day. Last february (the day before my birthday, my b day being the 14th) i was at school and my friends were trying to pair me up with some of the ***** boys in our class. I was in gym trying to get away from them and they found one boy (he is tall, dark and really shy but kinda weird) and practically DRAGGED me to give him a…[Read more]
LOVED IT!!!! THIS WAS HILARIOUS! I know you said you were “losing motivation” but I still think it was REALLY AMAZING!!! The WHOLE SERIES IS! I think I would maybe switch with Dot. Not because she is fat (sorry Dot) but because she a) LOVES chocolate b) is nice and friendly most of the time c) she isn’t afraid to show her true self!…[Read more]
AHAHAHAHAA YESSSS GURL YESSSS
i would prob switch places with Agatha. I love her heart and courage
I do too, but i thought “would i really want to be in the future queen of camelot kind of situation? Nah, i would rather be a small and secret witch minding my own business in a private town
OMG! THAT SOUNDS LIKE TOTURE! I FEEL SO BAD
As a matter of fact I have a similar story
Oki so in art class i used to sit next to a rlly cute guy (tho i didnt like him cause my best friend used to like him so i thought i would be awkward) and we had good times laughing and stuff and so one day the teacher made us all new seating…[Read more]
Lol! I honestly feel bad since I know that that’s really embarrassing (I really don’t understand why people would do that, knowing that it would make you feel embarrassed 🙄)!!!! I am kinda empathetic right now cuz some people are just super annoying when they do things like that!!! 🙄🙄😶😫
lol, that sounds embarrassing, hop its not too awkward now! 🙂 I have never done that to anyone/had it happen to me, but I have listened in on some REALLY awkward conversations! Its normally about who the girls like/ going to ask out, and then they say not to tell anyone to their besties they’re talking to! And I am literally just standing in the…[Read more]
OK… so I rlly dont wanna seem unsupportive bc I still loved all these but I can never stop myself from being honest (still cant work out if thats a flaw or not XD) so yes, these weren’t as good as the others but dont lose motivation cuz were all gonna encourage u! I would swap places w Hester bc she is just the coolest most amazing character…[Read more]
@doublen i getcha. I realllyyyy would like to do simple witchcraft like oils and crystals and stuff but im in a religious Christian family so i cant do it 🙁
Lol!! I think i’d switch places with Agatha just bc i would love to be her and to fall in love with that mity sweating roblox character:))
Wow- but of course. Who wouldn’t be attracted to *looks at tedros with a nervous smile*…that…?
*big gasp*!!! What made you change your mind? I find Tedros ok, when you empathise his situation you realize that he has a lot of pressure!
I still find him really annoying, he needs more character development, he needs to be more grateful to Sophie, she saved him SO many times.
I just feel like he could have been a better character towards the end. To me, Sophie was the best character because she had major character development, Aggie didn’t change much and Tedros had a few emotional scenes but he never got his head in the game(get it? Well he never stepped it up).
Also, working on the 6th episode (this was the fifth, i messed up)
@cocostar i totally get what u mean. I dont wish harm upon him, he just needs to have a TON of character development
@take2007 Can’t wait for your next episode!
Also, this whole conversation about Tedros’s character development is just… WOW! Lol.
Also, I don’t mean to be rude! I just think it’s kinda funny how EVERYONE agrees on the fact that he has the least development; I mean, even people on like, Youtube (for example) think the same thing! Again, not tryna be rude or anything, I agree with y’all! 😁😋😎🤣🥰
“Being a Total Hester About The SGE Series” #4
Yep today i shall be doing a beautiful, nice, definitely not attacking Tedros or Hester, review of the 2nd book :))) (yes i have read OTK and i will always have a little resentment for him just bc it only took (blank) to make him realize he needed to man up. But also bc its fun making fun of…[Read more]
This is THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I’VE READ SINCE YOUR LAST POST!!!! I’m DYING OF LAUGHTER RN!!! 🤣😅😂😂🤣 (Maybe not on the outside tho, just so that no one hears me, but 100% on the inside…)
Honestly, I think I would be an Agatha because she always tries to be Good and sometimes gets in the way of others since she trusts herself over anyone…[Read more]
Tag me please! I laughed SO hard! 🙂 I would probably be Nicola, because i look like her, I love to read/bake and i am really smart ( I like to brag a bit), and i am very confident (that doesn’t mean i have friends though/ or am popular!) But yeah, cant wait for your next one, if you’re doing one! 🙂
I DESPISE THE TERM “MAN UP” FOR SEVERAL REASON WHICH I DETAILED IN MY ACTIVITY
honestly, I think I’d be Kiko.
Hehe I’m happy now XD
I honestly think u should do all of them and as quickly as possible pls! (That is one of the reasons y im Hester, the others being I’m super smart – and not modest XD -, ambitious, sarcastic and cool – NO ONE TRY TO TELL ME HESTERS NOT COOL).
Im working on the #5 today and should be posting it soon! Its a beautiful review on the first book 😈
Hello homo sapiens of the SGE website it is I, Eli, with the first chapter of Evilest of Them All, because I had nothing better to do than write all day. We are getting right into the drama with a bang!
If you are interested in reading this story it would make more sense if you read the bios of my characters. If you want to be tagged just asked.…[Read more]