So uh anyway I am a lazy couch potato human who wants to take a week off so if you be tagged for my fanfic that you probs forgot about, I’m taking a pause from that! Anyway I decided to do a much easier and shorter fanfic/skit thing with the sge peeps reacting to shows/movies. Yep here (suggestions are greatly accepted in the comments if manage to read the whole thing)
-The sge characters watching the first episode of Gothammm/Batman begins intro *with attempted no spoilers*-
Agatha: *Turns on tv* Yay random girl, climbing walls, is she spider man?
Tedros: This is DC
Agatha: They said MCU
tedros: N- no they stand for different things
Sophie: Why does the thief outfit look so villain chic in that light?!
Hester: *shrugs and throws popcorn* When do people get murdered?
Tedros: It”S tHe PaReNtS
Chaddick: *who is there too* GaSp
Hester: What? What? DO THEY DIE?!
*five seconds later*
Hester: WOAH YES BLOO.D HAHAHAHA YESSS MuRdEr
Anadil: he left the child…HES A WITNESS! HES A LIABILITY YOU *oreo*
Sophie: …..he isn’t that cute tho, why you run?
Agatha: GUYS! He’s like 9!
Tedros: Nah hes 12
Agatha: Shut up
Chaddick: *scarred* So besides the point that spider woman-
Tedros: CAT WOMAN
Chaddick: *clears throat* Black widow, is stalking smol child but anyway, I forgot what happened after that…
Agatha: death, safe, good, riddler, promise, pepper and salty peeps, IvY, YEAAA
Sophie: Black widow only had like three scenes!
Hester: *cough* Sooooo anyway yea Penguin
Anadil: *giggle* Fish *snort* Moony
Dot: *steps on foot* That could be someone’s real name!
Hester: *snort* Falcone, their pronouncing it wrong
Tedros: AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT
Hester: *casually burns batman movie CDS* It’s spelled that way
Sophie: I lost track after Spiderwoman went away…
Agatha: THEY SAID MCU LIKE THREE TIMES
Tedros: IT DOES NOT STAND FOR MARVEL CINAMATIC UNIVERSE AGATHA
Agatha: *throws chips*
Hester: *more laughing* Fishy Moon
Anadil: *falls over* the comedian
Hester: *giggle* PeNgUiN
Anadil: *continues laughing and snorting* with dat frickin umbrella
Sophie: guys shut up
Agatha: The intro and outro are soooo boringggg. its just police lights!
Tedros: ITS A CRIME SHOW
Chaddick: 😅 Can we change the channel?
Hester: NO THIS HAS GO.RE AND BLOO.D
Anadil: *snorts again* and Fishy Moon *snort* plus Mr. Pepper but that isn’t that fun
Agatha: Don’t forget the small child villains
Tedros: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE FORGET BATMAN!?
Sophie: He’s 12
Agatha: HE TRIED TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF
Dot: Correction he was looking down from the roof and then sat down
Sophie: Black widow is still stalking the small child…
Tedros: He also has literally no friends or family left so poor child
Hester: Eh hes fine
Anadil: AND DID YOU FORGET HES A BILLONARE
Tedros: And none of the loser billionaires here have decided to become batman huh?
Agatha: Honey, your one of the billionaires
Anadil: And you have two dead parents (:
Tagatha: We both do
Hestadil: Well so do we
Hester: But we’re not so rich are we?
Chaddick: Can we just watch the show?
Tedros: FINE THEN I’LL BE BATMAN THEN!
Sophie: *turns off TV* Wanna watch something else?
Chaddick: And that was only the pilot…..
I honestly didn’t try but eh have fun reading whatever I created at midnight
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