anadilforever7

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    anadilforever7 posted an update in the group THE EVER NEVER HANDBOOK Talk 1 month, 4 weeks ago

    I listened to the Ballad of Sara Berry and immediately thought of Sophie in the Circus of talents so I just made this, with the coven singing to a bunch of kids….yep I edited the lyrics to match so yeahhhh here

    Coven: *performing in front of kids* Woah-oh-oh-oh, Oh, Oh!
    Anadil: Down on your knees before the Queen.
    Coven: Woah-oh-oh-oh, Oh, Oh!
    Anadil: Down on your knees before the Queen.

    Hester: Sophie Woods was a popular *oreo*.
    Dot: (Mm-hmm.)
    Hester: Hot ***, hot boy, cheer captain, plus she was rich.
    Dot: (Oh, yeah.)
    Hester: *grin* That girl had everything till hiccup and hitch:
    Agatha Camelot gained a talent in a wreck.
    Dot: (Wi—sh—fu—ll)

    Anadil: The nominations for Circus Royalty came
    Hester: (Uh-huh.)
    Anadil: Our Sophie’s Senior Year, and Queen was her claim—
    Hester: *casually scrolling through phone* (Uh, duh.)
    Anadil: Till gossip stirred the student body would name
    Agatha Camelot, Queen of the Prom.
    Hester: (Pi—ty—vote)

    Hester: “Sophie,” her lover said, “Life is a Circus.
    I know you won’t disappoint me and Mom…?” *Vanessa*

    Coven: You taste the silver, Sophie! You taste the crown.
    You thirst for blood from the roses in hand.
    Coven: You spoil for sash and scepter, music to dance,
    As they crown you Queen of High School Land.

    Evers: (Check Sophie, Choose Sophie, Vote for Sophie Woods.)
    Nevers: (Check Sophie, Choose Sophie, Vote for Sophie Woods.)

    Anadil: *thinking* So obsessed, our Sophie near lost her mind.
    To life un-Prom-related, Sophie was blind; *cut her hair*
    Anadil: She shoved her squad, her clique and boyfriend *Tedros* behind—
    Still one-talent Agatha held to the lead.
    Hester: (Poor, poor Aggie)

    Hester: *grinning* Soon Sophie’s sanity was hung by a thread,
    Her B.F.F.’s *coven* proclaimed her socially dead,
    Hester: Till then, at last, her boyfriend texted and said:
    “I’m taking Agatha to the Circus.”
    Dot: (Love, love Aggie)

    Anadil: “Sophie,” her lover said, “Why be so calm?
    There’s just no future for a Princess at the circus…”

    Coven: *re-telling the story, fully into it* You taste the silver, Sophie! You taste the crown.
    You thirst for blood from the roses in hand.
    You spoil for sash and scepter, music to dance,
    Coven: *frightening new students* As they crown you Queen of High School Land.
    Hester: Woah-oh-oh-oh, Oh, Oh!
    Anadil: Down on your knees before the Queen.
    Hester: Woah-oh-oh-oh, Oh, Oh!
    Anadil: Down on your knees before the Queen.

    Hester: Some girls are rational but Sophie was not
    She stared in mirrors thinking one single thought:
    Anadil: (Aggie)
    Hester: There’s seven reasons this crown’s not good as got—
    (Anne, Eunice, Raquel, Marianna)
    And so the night of Prom, mercy! Thus went her plot: (Patricia, Quiara)
    (Thus went her plot!)

    Anadil: “N” is for Nicola, drinking poisoned punch.
    Dot: “E” is for Beatrix, dashed on a rock (crunch)
    Hester: “V” is what Kiko screamed when Sophie bludgeoned her brains
    Anadil: And “E” is for Millicent’s marinated remains.
    All: But! But!

    Hester: “R” is for Reena, quiet, drowned in the pool.
    Dot: “S” is for Mona’s pieces spread round the school
    Anadil: But for the easy way in five minutes tops
    A talented girl can bring an end for end by calling the cops.

    Anadil: You got your silver Sophie, you got your crown
    You got their blood on your roses in hand
    Anadil: You donned the sash and scepter, doing a dance,
    As you crowned you Queen of High School Land!

    Coven: Woah-oh-oh-oh, Oh, Oh!
    Hester: God save the Queen…
    Coven: Down on your knees before the Queen.
    Hester: God save the Queen.
    Coven: Woah-oh-oh-oh, Oh, Oh!
    Hester: The Queen of High School Land.
    Coven: Down on your knees before the Queen.
    Hester: *freaking the newbies out* The Queen of High School LANDDDDDDDD

    Anadil: He wrapped your wrists in silver, she took your crown
    As they washed your ****** fingers and hands.
    Anadil: Into a tight straightjacket, small padded cell,
    As you screamed, “I’m Queen of High School Land!”
    Anadil: At least in your head, you’re Queen of High School Land
    Pity the dead! You’re Queen of High School LANDDD

    Coven: (Check Sophie, Choose Sophie, Vote for Sophie Woods.)
    Coven: (Check Sophie, Choose Sophie, Vote for Sophie Woods.)
    The kids: …..
    Hester: *evil grin*
    Sophie: *walks in*
    Kids: Who are you?
    Sophie: I’m Sophie of the woods beyond….duh?
    Kids: *mad screaming*
    Kids: *run out*
    Sophie: Why are Aggie’s kids so scared of me!?
    Anadil: *shrugs* No idea
    Hester: *nods and shoves microphones away* Yep

        erinwolf replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

        Oh my god 😂😂😂

        lalagiza replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        tag me if you do any more this was A LITERAL AND BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE I’M SPEECHLESS I-

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