AROUND THE SGE WORLD INCORRECT QUOTES!
So sadly I am quite busy this week and trying to get more sleep so the chapters are probs gonna be spaced apart BUTTTT I decided to continue these! Anyway this is a multi-fandom incorrect quotes but if you have any specific fandoms you want me to do, commenntttt
Alicia: *trying to see the past* urghhh
Tash: Last chance to back out
Tash: Quitting! It’s like trying, but easier!
Vanya: And that’s poison ivy, and that’s poison ivy-
Andric: NOT EVERY PLANT IS FRICKING POISON IVY VANYA
Listening to the news! Again?”
“Well, it changes every day, you see,
There’s a tree,” Starflight said, jumping up. “In the forest.”
“No way,” Glory said. “A tree? In the forest?”
Alicia: *speaking to Wanda & Connor* We don’t want to draw attention to ourselves
Alicia: *knocks Tash off boat*
Everyone: *looks at her*
Alicia: *turns to twins* I told you not to draw attention to yourselves, *looks at people* You try to lead them right..
Connor: There’s no i in team but there’s one in pizza
Axel: So you’re not going to share?
Connor: I’m not going to share
*warning, unnecessary Evan Hansen part that makes no sense*
Amber: *annoying everyone* It’s your senior year, Connor, you are not missing the first day.
Connor: I already said I’d go tomorrow. I’m trying to find a compromise here.
Piper: *thinks their roleplaying* Are you going to get involved here or are you too busy on your email, Andric?
Andric: *reading a book and just continuing it* You have to go to school, Connor.
Lauren: *stomps over to him* That’s all you’re going to say?
Andric: *throws book at her* What do you want me to say? He doesn’t listen. Look at him. He’s probably *drinking too much sprite cranberry*
Wanda: He’s definitely *an eternal*
Connor: Ducky you
Wanda: Goose you
Lauren: I don’t need you picking on your brother right now. That is not constructive.
Wanda: Are you kidding?
Lauren: Besides, he’s not *an eternal*
Connor: *shape-shifts into Sprite*
Lauren: Are you AN ETERNAL?! We have talked about this, Connor. You are not going to school AS A SUPERHERO!
Connor/Sprite: Perfect, so then I won’t go. Thanks, Mom!
Lauren: DON’T CALL ME MOM
The end! (P.s another genre to suggest if ya want is incorrect quotes based on my conversations)
*realizes I didn’t edit two of them* ah whatever it’s fine
Hey! It’s time for the second episode of The Weekly Ham, so as co-host can you please write a short introductory paragraph and possibly an outro? 🙂 you can also write skits and things, but that’s up to you!
Oh okay! (Sorry I had something important to do yesterday! Also stupid last minute question but erm how do I know what it’s about exactly?)
HELLO THE PEOPLE OF THIS EARTH! (And duh, Mars) AND WELCOME TO THE WEEKLEY HAMMM! The place for incorrect SGE Hamilton quotes and articles! It’s the place to be for all the fellow theater geeks, nerds and fans here! So anyway here is the absolutely AMAZING edition of the Weekly Ham!
AND THAT WRAPS THIS UP! We all had our laughs during this didn’t we? Right? Well tune (tag) in next time for the third edition of the WEEKLY HAM! Thanks for reading!
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