bdub-panera

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    bdub-panera posted an update 2 months, 1 week ago

    Hello darlings!
    This is not your usual post. I am not Bdub Parena, or whoever’s account this is. I am Sophie of Woods Beyond! You may know me as the Witch of Woods Beyond.
    Oh, who am I kidding, everyone knows me!
    Especially on this site. I seem to be everywhere I look!
    I do adore this site, don’t you?
    So, the reason I came is, I heard from… a source… that the actresses who are to portray Aggie and I have been selected. Of course, I never complain– if you know me, and you probably do, you would know that. 😉 But I can’t help but ask:
    Why was I not considered for this role?
    Oh, and needless to say, I am referring to the role of the Grand High Witch Ultimate, Circus Crown Winner, Dean of Evil, Queen of Evil, Sophie of Woods Beyond! Also known as– you guessed it– me.
    Surely, they must have considered me for the role at some point. I am, of course, THE Grand High Witch Ul–
    Okay, it’s too much work to type all that out again. I really do have too many titles…
    Anyhoo, when I was pondering the strange depths of the casting director’s mind, I came to a certain conclusion:
    I WAS cast as Sophie!
    The name of the actress has not been released to the public as of yet. So, far all you know, and for all I know, the role of Sophie will be played by Sophie! In other words, ME! 😄🥰
    Of course, the people in charge most likely forgot to inform me– it’s no big deal, something like that can easily slip your mind. I’m sure they will realize their mistake and quickly rush to tell me the news, which I will, of course, have already figured out. They’ll whisk me away by stymph to the movie set–
    Bless my stars, where IS the film being shot? The real School for Good and Evil would be best, of course… but I doubt that would fit the budget.
    Excuse me a moment, darlings–

    Alright, I’ve just asked Hort, who seems to know everything these days (he’s quite ecstatic about the upcoming film, to put it lightly). Hort says it’s being shot in the United Kingdom. Sounds like an uncharted realm. These film directors sound dangerously bold.
    I like them already!
    I’m sure we’ll get to be wonderful friends, once I’m on set. I do hope Aggie will be playing Aggie. But, come to think of it, she wasn’t ver enthusiastic about playing herself in the production I wrote for us back before our second year… Oh well, I’m sure she’ll cave if there’s snacks provided.

    See you on the big screen!
    Correction: You’ll see me on the big screen. 😁

    Love to All My Adoring Fans,
    Sophie of Woods Beyond 😘

    … They don’t have a pink heart on the emoji list?!

        poco replied 2 months, 1 week ago

        that is so accurate it isn;t possible

        anastasia32 replied 2 months, 1 week ago

        Omg I love this!!!!!

        effie replied 2 months, 1 week ago

        That’s so great.

        kittylicks replied 2 months ago

        Wow

        skylark14 replied 2 months ago

        If you ever make something like this again tag me

        jafaristhebest replied 2 months ago

        Yes yes! And Uncharted Realms XD

          kittylicks replied 2 months ago

          Uncharted Realms?

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