My Ranking Points
SPECIAL THANKS TO @redslippers
Agatha: Look, Sophie, I found this new trend on MeTube…
Sophie: What is it? Praises for Dean Sophie?
Agatha: No, it’s slime…
Sophie: What on earth is slime?
Agatha: It’s some kind of gooey thingy that feels really good when you touch it.
Sophie: I don’t like where this is going…
Agatha: Yep, Sophie, we’re making slime.
Agatha: Would anyone watch EverNever TV if the great heroes are behind the trend?
Sophie: Let’s go, darling.
Tedros: Go where?
Agatha: Making slime.
Tedros: You don’t want to create a monster!
Agatha: Noo, it’s not the kind of slime you see on video games…
Sophie: Yes darling, it won’t attack you by jumping over your head and drowning you with its goo.
Tedros: Fine, let’s go.
Hester: Go where?
Agatha: We’re never going to get there in time if there’s suddenly everyone wanting to cram the slime workshop…
Anadil: Don’t worry, I brought the pig, weasel, and bookworm along.
Dot: I’m not a pig-
Hort: I’m not a weasel-
Nicola: I’m not a worm.
Sophie: It’s just a metaphor, darling. Surely you know since you read so many BOOKS.
Sophie: *adds lots of white glitter and pink dye to her unicorn slime*
Agatha: *adds black dye and some neon particles into her heat sensitive color changing slime*
Tedros: *prepares battle with his mud slime*
Hester: *finishes her blood red sand slime*
Anadil: *plays with grey spider web slime*
Dot: *tries to turn her chocolate slime into real chocolate but fails*
Hort: *fails to make his diaper slime*
Nicola: *experiments with her glow in the dark slime*
Sophie: I think that was quite satisfying!
Tedros: NOT ME!
Everyone turns to Tedros, who’s fighting with his monster slime.
Agatha: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Tedros: I used my fingerglow to make it-
Agatha: I BET YOU SLIPPED SOME MAGIC IN IT BECAUSE OF THAT FINGERGLOW-
Hester: GET OUT OF THE WAY, DIMWIT! *tries to unleash demon*
Sophie: *walks over to the slime, grabs it, opens the door, goes outside to a very open field, drops it, and unleashes high pitch scream, calling in crows, wasps, and other animals to attack it*
Everyone watches in dismay and clasps their ears as Sophie lets out higher notes and monster slime dies.
Agatha: I thought I’d never see you use your talent for another century or so.
Sophie: Thank you, darling.
Anadil: For once she uses her brain,
Hester: Don’t forget about her guts-
Dot: and talent.
Nicola: I’ve only seen it in your storybook.
Sophie: Of course you have, sweetie. Now let’s go before the slimy thingy attacks us again.
Hort: But it’s dead…
Sophie: A slime never dies, Hort.
Returns To House
Agatha: Hey guess what the new trend is?
Sophie: Oh god.