(It is September 1st at King’s Cross Station, platform 9 and 3/4. Frisk appears.)
Frisk: I’m worried mum, what if I get put into Slytherin?
(Toriel appears, and squats next to her daughter.)
Toriel: And what’s wrong with Slytherin?
Frisk: Well, it IS the house that produces the darkest wizards…
Toriel: Listen to me, my child. You must try to find your spotlight- even though it takes a long time. And don’t listen to your three older siblings- they were both very nervous when they first set foot onto Hogwarts grounds.
(Chara and Asriel appear nudging each other, and January appears after them, laughing.)
Chara: (finally sees Frisk) Ah, isn’t it the human with two faces.
Asriel: Two sides, both opposite.
January: The wolf in sheep’s clothing.
Chara, Asriel, and January in chorus: The unusual delusional.
Chara: Accept it, mother, the snake would shed its skin any time.
Asriel: Bigger and more dangerous than ever.
January: It will one day consume us all!
Toriel: That’s it, no Hogsmeade for you!
Asriel: (whispers) Don’t worry, I found an Invisibility Cloak in the attic!
Chara: (laughing) You didn’t!
January: Hey, isn’t that mine? I think I left my Invisibility Cloak in there…
Toriel: What are you three laughing about?!
Chara and Asriel: Nothing! (jumps onto the train.)
January: (runs into the train after them) Asriel, are you really sure it isn’t mine!
Toriel: (turns to face Frisk.) Frisk-
Frisk: Even my own family members are sickening me already!
Frisk: And I didn’t even go to Hogwarts!
Toriel: (grabs Frisk by her shoulders and makes him face herself.) You listen to me, Frisk Dreemurr. To be a witch among the Muggles is a great feat itself. I expect better from you.
Frisk: (sadly nods.) Are you the only one expecting better from me?
Toriel: (shocked) What do you mean?
Frisk: Dad. Where’s dad?
Toriel: Your father is a brute, forcing innocent ones for the greater good… But was there greater good at all? Asgore- yes, he was nice- until those six innocent youth died at the blood-stained hands of an absolute monster.
(The train howling alarms the train is about to leave. Frisk gets up.)
Frisk: Bye mother. See you during Christmas then.
Toriel: Take care, my child!
(Frisk hops onto the train just as the doors close.)
Toriel: (watching the train run past her) And please be safe.
On the train, Frisk sits quietly by the window in a lonely and completely, absolutely empty compartment, until two people sit across her.
Frisk: (finally looking up) Hello?
Small person: heya. nice to meet ya, kiddo.
Tall person: SANS! WE NEED TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION!
Sans: Come on Papyrus, who needs to make a good impression…
Sans: (rolls up his sleeves, revealing three watches on his arm.) when we have so much time on our hands?
(Papyrus explodes with anger and disbelief while Frisk explodes into laughter.)
Papyrus: THAT DIDN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE! THE TIME IS OBVIOUSLY ON YOUR ARMS, AND IT’S NOT EVEN BOTH OF YOUR ARMS! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR WATCHES ON YOUR ONE RIGHT ARM! THAT WAS ONE OF THE WORST PUNS I’VE EVER HEARD FROM YOU!
Sans: aw, don’t be too upset. after all, i was just trying to be…
(Papyrus grabs Sans’s shoulders and shakes him rapidly while Frisk is still laughing. While the compartment is still loud, January opens the compartment door.)
January: (looks at Frisk) Frisk, there you were. Listen, I’m sorry for what I’ve said. The twins won’t bother to apologize, but… You know I was just joking around, right? Please tell me if anything I say bothers you, I’ll try to fix it, and fix the twins as well.
Frisk: (nods) I know, Jan. Why are you here?
January: I thought I’d check up on you since you weren’t entering the same compartment as the twins and me, so I was worried that something went wrong, so I was going around each compartment, one by one, in hopes of finding you. (notices Sans) Oh. It’s you.
Sans: (keeps his smile) yep, it’s me.
Frisk: (repeatedly looks at his sister and Sans) You two KNOW each other?
January: (not taking her angry eyes off of Sans) We’ve known each other for a MILLENNIAL. Maybe it’s because you weren’t part of the family during the time (Frisk groans) but we used to be dating. We broke up for a reason. (looks back at Frisk) Frisk, mind talking to me outside?
Frisk: (stands up) Okay?
(The second January closes the door, she whips her head towards Frisk.)
January: Frisk, I want you to promise me that you won’t get too close to that monster.
Frisk: (confused) Why? I thought you wanted me to make more friends.
January: (shakes her head) Friends, not enemies. I swear, Frisk, that short skeleton can act dumb but he’ll try to protect his brother from anything. (holds up her hand in front of Frisk to stop him from replying) And I know you might say, ‘But isn’t that a good thing?’, but he’s willing to hurt anyone, that includes you EVEN IF YOU GET CLOSER TO HIM THAN I EVER WAS if Papyrus is hurt. Take it from me, I’ve had a learning experience.
Frisk: Okay. I’ll try not to get too close.
January: (opens the compartment door once again to let Frisk in) I’m doing this because I love you, Frisk. I don’t want you to go through the same things I’ve gone through before.
Frisk: (laughs) You sound like Mom. And don’t worry, I’m being FRIENDS with him, not being in a romantic relationship, like YOU were before.
January: (sighs) True. But still…
Frisk: (hums) I’ll be fine, okay? Stop treating me like a child!
January: (chuckles) Frisk, compared to me who’s a 1150 year old, you’re still a teeny tiny baby.
Frisk: (grumbles) But then why are you still in school?
January: (shoots a glance at Frisk, then looks at Papyrus) Hello, Papyrus? How’s it going with being a Royal Guard in training?
Papyrus: IT’S GREAT! THANK YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT IT, HUMAN!
January: (scowls at Sans) And Sans…
Sans: we’ll talk about this later, privately.
January: (shakes her head and closes the door) Don’t want to. Last time we did, you gave me a permanent scar and I permanently lowered your HP to 1 in return.
(After January leaves, Papyrus turns towards Sans.)
Papyrus: BROTHER? WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
Sans: it’s nothing. i really…
Sans: don’t have the guts to say anything about it.
(Papyrus screams and Sans howls. Frisk stares out of the window, while the train passes acres of trees.)
Frisk: (thinking) I just hope I won’t die.
Guess what I found in my old folders, a Harry Potter x Undertale crossover. It wasn’t all the way done, so I finished it up.
I’m thinking about continuing this, and this world has nothing to do The Tale of Two Cities. It’s not even Harry Potter x Original Undertale, it’s an entirely different AU. Gonna add some SGE characters in there as well.
So basically Hogwarts, but no Harry Potter characters, only SGE and Undertale characters.
In this Undertale AU, it’s the same story as the original, except for the fact that before the ninth (it’s supposed to be eighth if it’s original but it’s not because January was the first and Chara was the second) human, aka. Frisk, fell, the monsters were already out on the Undergrounf. So Frisk did NOT fall into the Underground, and got adopted by the Dreemurrs. That’s basically it.
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