My Ranking Points
*I gesture for everyone to take a seat in my newly decorated activity that now is five stories high*
I imagine you are wondering why I have gathered you all here today. In truth, I have no specific reason, other than boredom. Let’s have a party, because why not?
*Ballons come floating down out of the cealing*
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Ooh, fun! *I enter in a holographic purple skater dress and throw glitter in the air*
I am currently guarding @uzara169 ‘s ramen and boba supply because other people tend to steal it
…*I pop a balloon half-heartedly, and smile at the pop sounds* Now that I’m awake… *I quickly get an umbrella out to avoid the glitter and I sit down next to Shade to discuss boba and ramen stealers*
*i strut into the room wearing the outfit I posted on the fashion doc: a form fitting dark grey pleated skirt with fishnet stockings, black sneaker heels, dark green faux snake skin crop top, and loose-sleeved black wool cropped sweater* HEEEEEY
Haha love the outfits guys! Yup you probably should watch Elliot’s snacks lol.
*I come into the party in a purple wide-leg sleeveless jumpsuit covered in flowers* Greetings! *I see Uraza/Eliot’s boba tea, being guarded by @shadesofevil* I’ll take that, thank you very much!
*i walk into the room wearing a slytherin green dress that ombres to black and heels and my hair is pulled back into one of those half up hair thingys* hey peoples!
BETH! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE NOT A NEWBIE ANYMORE!
*I cheer, and hand you a present*
Open it! open it!
Okay, no. @flowerground6 n o. Unless we must start, *takes a moment to count* uh WW7.
*zaps all of Eliot’s boba and ramen back to h e l l where my sneaks can guard it*
well hello hello! lovely activity you have here *I grab a balloon*
how is everyone on this fine day?
*I float down from the ceiling, holding on to a pair of large balloons*
How lovely! It’s been a while since we’ve had a party.
*A swarm of pastel butterflies- not Evelyn Sader’s, I promise- flutter into the room, coalescing into a cloud of shimmering blue and purple mist that slowly takes the shape of a human form. Silver light spills down the silhouette like water, filling in the features, to show me standing somewhere in the room, wearing a white cloak and blue She Ra-style clothes*
This entrance was… much showier than my usual one. Well, anyway, hello everyone! Thanks, Shade, for guarding my snacks, I can take those for now. Anyone want boba? Mochi?
*I take off my cloak and send a series of hexagonal shields floating through the room, laden with mochi and little fruit tarts*
What kind of boba would you like?
His come I didn’t get a notification for this?
Party time! *my inner voice runs in with a rainbow tutu and a unicorn shirt, rainbow sneakers and a unicorn horn headband*
*starts blowing songs into my blue kazoo*
*I hand you guys two cups, one filled with mango tea and tapioca pearls and the other filled with coffee boba*
Yay Beth you’ve moved on from your newbie days!!! I’ll have a manga boba please!! *Runs in with a sparkly pink dress and diamond earrings, along with a gold necklace*
*My clothing morphs into a silvery one piece as I jump into the pool*
*My clothes shimmer and melt into dark blue swimming trunks and a matching swim shirt. I pace at the edge of the pool, debating whether or not to jump in*
NOOOOOOOO!!!! BETRAYAL!!!!! *I flail for a moment before kicking off the wall, swimming to the bottom of the pool, and propelling myself to the top*
*goes away then comes back with a black swimsuit that wraps around nearly everything like scuba divers*
*dives in without grace and falls into pool weirdly as if I was in mid-jumping-jack*
*dives in perfectly, without a splash, dolphin kicking to the surface in a sparkly red shirt and red trunks that are as low as my knees*
*flips off the wall and surfaces*
*whips hair in your face*
DIVING BOARDDDD *I do a barrel jump off the diving board and as I’m in the air my dress morphs into a fifties-esque black and white polka dot tankini* Whoo!
*there’s a girl sitting on the edge of the pool In a deep indigo one-piece swimsuit with a transparent skirt. You didn’t notice her appear, but she definitely wasn’t there a second ago*
*her legs are delicately crossed, exactly how you’d imagine a mermaid if mermaids had legs*
*she snaps and suddenly her hair is braided, and she daintily slides into the pool*
*she shakes her head suddenly and I stop talking in third person*
Great party! I don’t know what the thing is about boba and ramen but I brought brownies?
*another pop, and a plate of brownies appears on a nearby table*
Sure, I made them from a boxed mix but they’re good that way!
Ah, thanks! *I nibble on a browine, careful not to get crumbs in the water*
Erin! I brought mochi and boba, want some?
*I burst up from the surface of the pool and swim to the edge*
*my outfit morphs into a black and gold bikini with matching flip flops and aviator sunglesses*
*i canonball into the water and create a hug wave, splashing everyone*
*I go into the room in my black and purple tankini top and swim shorts and curl up against a cushioned beach chair, frantically reading through The Last Ever After* I’m not too late to the reading One True King party, am I?! I just need to reread properly before I get to the sixth book!! *My eyes get misty as I start to wonder if my spot in the SGE fandom has been tarnished due to my lateness in rereading* Look, I had a ton of homework due to Corona and I couldn’t start rereading until June, okay?!
“Disgusting. Water.” *I shudder and stray away from the water, before spraying on like 1000000 layers of sunscreen, put on a hat and sunglasses and chilling in some shadowed corner with my sneks.
*walks in, dressed in a lose, blue shirt, with shorts the same color with small unicorns and flowers on them, sunscreen because I’m pale as Artemis Fowl and hot pink-rimmed sunglasses which double as regular glasses because TRANSITIONAL LENSES* YAY PARTY 😀 *starts humming Hamilton under my breath because it’s been stuck in my head all day*
Oh my gosh same
“Here comes the General” section has been playing on repeat for hours.
*my inner voice starts flipping underwater and gently kicking me whenever she felt like it*
Hey you keep toeing me back! *kicks again*
*this time I am off balance and start to back flop into the water*
*raises eyebrows* I didn’t know you could be slow at back flopping.
*grabs her arm and she back flops too* You can also be slow! *dunks her underwater*
*screams* *gets out of pool and sits on the edge trying to get water out of my eyes and then sprays your eyes with water*
ChLoRiNe In My EyEs AaAaAaAaAaAaAaHhHhHhHhHh
*finishes getting chlorine out of my eyes and smiles innocently*
MYEH I WILL GET YOU FOR THISSSSSSSSS (yes her name is Myeh, why couldn’t it have been Myth)
BECAUSE THAT WAS WHAT YOU THOUGHT! *flicks water innocently into your eyes again*
I am going to be blind by the time we are done!!!!!!!!!!
(We are not the best of friends so ignore that we are fighting, it happens a lot)
Hi! *I finish my chapter in TLEA, blow up a float and put it out on the pool as I jump into it!*
I almost missed the party completely?! *gasp* *I walk into it wearing a emerald green dress accented with a navy blue belt*
Lol btw THIS IS NOW A BIRTHDAY PARTY TOO! 🎂 🎁
Bc my birthday is in like two days.
Happy early bday Beth!! *I throw a colorful burst of confetti around you and grin*
*(literally why the frick did I take so long to see this post)*
*leaps from the chandelier opening an umbrella filled with confetti and streamers, which rain down all over the place as the umbrella floats me down*
*there’s an explosion of glitter and Berry leaps out of it with multiple handsprings and cartwheels, then twirls around and around in place*
*i land on the grounf, twirling the umbrella*
Anycreature want to sing some Frozen 2 or Hamilton today?
“Twig and her parents and I may have only just seen ’em both in the past few days XD”
HAPPY ALMOST-BIRTHDAY, BETH! *I turn to Twig and Berry* Absolutely!
happy early b-day! Also @boomboompancakes was frozen 2 good? I haven’t seen it yet!
In my opinion, there were things that could’ve been done better, and I would’ve done the plot differently if I was in charge. Still a solid movie though, worth watching if you liked the first.
*is late but doesn’t care*
*I jump in it the pool, my silver dress melting into a black bikini with silver feather prints*
*sips some bubble tea as a crystal shaped pool float appear under me*
Happy early birthday Beth!
*gives her a silver sword that turns into a swan feather shaped hairpin and a three layer cake with every single cake flavor in the world*
Chocolate all the way! Although I love dulce de leche and cheesecake
*tosses confetti on Beth* Appy-hay irthday-bay!!!
*Berry puts a cat on the table by the cake, and the cat starts licking it*
*offers fresh salmon to it*
*tosses more confetti, which settles on us with extra sparkles*
*my ravens flap around me in a dizzying tornado and a plate of 30 freshly baked muffins appear. Each one has a rock candy mirror decorated with a sugar crystal rose*
Dang it I missed it!!! I have to do hw rn, but when I finish, I’ll pop over here!
You have homework?! *I create a DJ at the front of the room and turn the wall behind it into a speaker. We all add music to the playlist! I begin with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9o1QS-itsU*
it *****(hw not da party), but PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I magically summon a chair and sunbaths but then realizes that there CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and gets a slice of chocolate cake and since I’m part photographer I take a million different photos of the sun reflecting on the pool whatever going on in the pool, and most importantly the snacks
*i giggle as I arrive in a cloud of purple bubbles, popping to reveal my basket of scones*