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*i’m sitting at the computer refreshing tumblr yet again*
*Berry comes in*
“Hey Twig. Your site-iversary was a few days ago. And we still haven’t done anything for it.”
*i sigh* Yeah. I keep forgetting. And…I’m not really sure what to do exactly. I don’t feel like making a post on the Open Chat doc for people to go “happy site-iversary!” and…[Read more]
I don’t really know if you want me here, and if you don’t, just say so, I won’t mind. *this time I’m not dressed with a grand dress, rather a t-shirt, leggings, and sneakers .*says softly with a smile, if you don’t mind* happy site-iversary, Twig.
It’s okay, man. You can stay if you like.
“Want some pizza?”
*Berry holds out a slice to you, along with the sprinkles in case you want ’em*
* @pinker13 is tied to a chair with an enchanted rope and gagged*
*the room is large and poorly lit*
*from up above, by a railing, Berry smiles wickedly*
*i run into the room as fast as I can* BERRY! BERRY WHAT THE FRICK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!
“Well, Twig, I know what I’m NOT doing. Backing down from a dare.”
*as I’m trying and failing to…[Read more]
*I breath a sigh of relief, glad that I’m not there*
*Berry sees @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss peeking in through the window in the now-locked-and-magically-sealed door for a split second, waves her hand, and teleports you into the room*
*magically, enchanted ropes and another chair appear and before you know it you’re ******* and gagged too*
*“Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you…[Read more]
*i turn and notice @iceangel, also t.ied up and gagged, about to be pulled into the shadows, dragged closer and closer–*
*i race over there and grab her with my glowing troll hair and pull in the other direction, against the shadows’ grip, then swing a flashlight and glowstick to cut them off*
*we’re sent rolling backwards by the force of the…[Read more]
NOOOOO *I try to scream when I get ******* but can’t, then I think that maybe we need to tie Berry up for her to not sic the shadows on us*
*(she’d still be able to control her wand by telekinesis and we’d have to gag her too. also, do we have anything teleportation-proof to tie her up with? preferably resistant to other kinds of magic too?)*
Okay, maybe I can get over there and knock her out if she’s kept distracted while I do that–
*shadows latch around me* AAHH!!!! *i try to maneuver my arms with the flashlights and glowsticks enough to get them off, and shoot light beams at them too*
*Berry above laughs wickedly*
*I kick around frantically, trying to help Twig. Once I’m free, I light my fingerglow and summon my jumbo flashlight the size of my torso.*
Man I should have seen that coming
*I shake my head at berry*
WHY MEEE IT WAS MY DARE
*and with a grin, I break into a rousing chorus of…*
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You’ll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don’t take my sunshine away
I’ll always love you and make you happy
*I continue with you*
You told me once, dear, you really loved me
And no one else could come between
But now you’ve left me and love another
You have shattered all of my dreams
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You’ll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don’t take my sunshine away
In all my…[Read more]
You have my heart
And we’ll never be worlds apart
Maybe in magazines
But you’ll still be my star
Baby, ’cause in the dark
You can’t see shiny cars
And that’s when you need me there
With you, I’ll always share
When the sun shine, we shine together
Told you I’ll be here forever
Said I’ll always be your friend
Took an oath, I’ma stick it out…[Read more]
*i blink in surprise, then grin and sing along*
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You’ll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don’t take my sunshine away
*the shadows are screeching in pain and confusion and recoiling, some of them fading*
*Berry continues the Bee Movie script: “Hey Adam. Hey Bar…[Read more]
*I smile, and continue with another song (Diamonds by Rihanna)*
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Find light in the beautiful sea, I choose to be happy
You and I, you and I, we’re like diamonds in the sky
You’re a shooting star I see, a vision of ecstasy
When you hold me, I’m alive
We’re like diamonds in the sky
I knew that…[Read more]
*with these different songs overlapping, I start singing yet another song*
I got all I need when I got you and I
I look around me and see a sweet life
I’m stuck in the dark but you’re my flashlight
You’re getting me, getting me through the ni-i-ight!
Kickstart my heart when you’re shining in my eyes
Can’t lie, it’s a sweet life
I’m stuck in the…[Read more]
In all the songs, I start a new one: A Pocket Of Sunshine
“I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine.
I got a love, and I know that it’s all mine.
Oh, oh whoa
Do what you want, but you’re never gonna break me.
Sticks and stones are never gonna shake me.
No, oh whoa
Take me away (take me away)
A secret place (a secret place)
A sweet escape (a…[Read more]
*I grin as the shadows begin to fade even more and cheer*
LET US SING A CLASSICCCC
We’re one of a kind, no category
Too many years lost in his story
We’re free to take our crowning glory
For five more minutes
Woah, woah, we’re six
Woah, we’re six
For five more minutes
It’s the end of the show of the history mix
We switched up…[Read more]
*the magic thread going from Berry’s wand to Cove’s throat snaps and quickly reels back into the wand*
*with only @pinker13 ‘s voice left, Berry doubles down on it, somehow managing to play it louder while we continue to singf*
*”Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of……[Read more]
I sing an overlapping song loud, pushing the shadows away.
“When you wish upon a star
Your dreams will take you very far
But when you wish upon a dream
Life ain’t always what it seems
What’d you see on a night so clear
In the sky so very dear
You’re a shining star
No matter who you are
Shining bright to see
What you could truly be (what you could…[Read more]
*begins to sing*
The other night dear, as I lay sleeping,
I dreamed I held you in my arms,
But when I woke dear, I was mistaken,
And I hung my head and cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You’ll never know dear, how much I love you,
Please don’t take my sunshine away.
I’ll always love you and make…[Read more]
*still quoting (““Hey Jocks! Hi Jocks! You guys did great! You’re monsters! You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it! I wonder where they were. I don’t know. Their day’s not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can’t just decide to be a Pollen ****. You have to be bred for that.“) Berry shoots her hand out…[Read more]
Tell me who’s your angel?
Who’s your shoulder
To hold your boulders?
Tell me, when it’s raining,
Who will warm ya?
Who will hold ya?
You might be broken with all these cracks in your skin
You might be broken that’s where the light gets in
You’re something beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
You’re something beautiful, beautiful,…[Read more]
Tell me somethin’, girl
Are you happy in this modern world?
Or do you need more?
Is there somethin’ else you’re searchin’ for?
In all the good times I find myself
Longin’ for change
And in the bad times I fear myself
Tell me something, boy
Aren’t you tired tryin’ to fill that void?
Or do you need more?
Ain’t it hard keeping it so…[Read more]
*we’re back to back still firing light blasts and swinging flashlights and glowsticks as i start to sing*
Just before the dawn
When the light’s still gone
Shine your way
And you may not know
Where to go
Shine your way
*Berry and I sing in unison now* Open road but it’s still dark
Build a fire from a spark
Shine your…[Read more]
I sing a couple of happy songs:
“Don’t look at me
Everyday is so wonderful
It’s hard to breathe
Now and then I get insecure
From all the pain
I’m so ashamed
I am beautiful
No matter what they say
Words can’t bring me down
I am beautiful
In every single way
Yes words can’t bring me down
So don’t you bring me down today
To all…[Read more]
When tomorrow comes, I’ll be on my own
Feeling frightened of the things that I don’t know
When tomorrow comes,
“And though the road is long, I look up to the sky
And in the dark I found lost hope and I won’t fly
And I sing along
I sing along
I sing alo~o-onnng!
*from all the singing and all the…[Read more]
*most of the shadows have been banished by now, but a few of the remaining shadows wrap around @everneveracademy *
*Berry shoots a blast of light and I swing a flashlight, and they recoil and fade*
Weird time for somecreature else to drop in.
“Yeah, I was gonna ask if you’d just been standing there the whole time, but no, I would’ve seen you there…[Read more]
“I…uh…T–Twig, got any ideas–”
*Berry blinks, then grins ear to ear*
Sing it togEEEther…
Louder thAn EEEver
Forget everyything, just~ sing
*she joins in so we’re both singing it*
Like it’s what we’ve been miiissing
And they’re gOnna liiisten!
Forget everyything, just~ sing!
*Berry starts dancing…[Read more]
(don’t know exactly where to start so I’ll just type the whole thing out lol!)
“You think you’ve gotta hide it
Don’t keep it on the shelf
Let your waist start movin’
Watch the way I do it, do it
See me do it like nobody else
If we sing it all together
(If we sing it all as one)
It’s louder than yourself
(All together everyone)
*as we sing that final note, there’s a HUGE, blinding flash of light*
*when it clears the shadows are gone*
*i slump with relief, gasping and panting, and so does Berry to a lesser extent*
“Should we go back to the party? This game of Truth or Dare had just barely gotten started.”
…Yeah. But just…no more dares that can actually threaten lives…[Read more]
*you walk into a big sunny clearing full of flowers, butterflies, and dragonflies, with tiny glowing fuzzballs floating around in the air*
*there’s a BIIIIIIIIIGGGG tree with lots of colorful flowerbuds on it in the middle*
*there’s ziplines going from there*
*there’s pizza, all kinds of cupcakes, a good supply of sprinkles for either, and a…[Read more]
Woop woop! Happy birthday, Berry!
*Ace cartwheels in through a window and tackles Berry in a huge hug*
*Alex does the same, from the other side.*
Hey, happy birthday!
I wasn’t sure what to get you, but I know you like confetti…. so here’s a ton of multicolored confetti! If the magic I did works (it’s kind of finicky) it should be “eternal confetti” that never completely falls to the ground.
*I hand you Berry matching Trolls figures that look like you if you were in the franchise*
GAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“THESE ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU~” *Berry hugs @jellybean11 *
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! (I’ll brb. I need to figure out an outfit)
*I walk in wearing an indigo jumpsuit with a bold flower print in multiple shades of blue and green tassels at the ankles* Happy birthday Berry! It’s my birthday too, this is an awesome party!!
*I hand Berry an enormous stuffed animal elephant and a box of (insert favorite food)* Birthday buddies!
I’m wearing this dress: https://www.dhresource.com/0x0/f2/albu/g8/M01/82/0F/rBVaV11t8oaAY6KcAAKEwsAbq0k187.jpg
With these shoes that I LOVE:
WIth my eyes looking like this because I am incredibly extra:
Yes happy birthday!!!! *I throw you 100 buckets of confetti, plus an extra cake)* *I come in dressed with a violet layered knee-length dress with a sequined bottom, black ballet shoes, and black wavy hair hip-length* (I actually have those clothes and stuff)
*I raise my hand up and a vine that has only one flower (a rose) follows it. Once the vine is towering above me, I snap and the rose explodes into confetti, which rains upon the guests with no sign of stopping.*
*I float up to you on a piece of extra-large confetti and hand you some Trolls plushies and a sparkle-dusted bouquet of flowers*
*I bow…[Read more]
*I’m wearing this:
With my hair like this:
YASSSSSS HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERRY
*I cheer excitedly*
*My dress is made of rainbow sparkles, with an enormous silk hoop skirt that twirls graceful whenever I mobe*
*im wearing blue silk slippers with dried flower embroidery and little gems sewn on*
*my hair is down in wavy ringlets with little wreaths of baby’s breath threaded into the parts framing m…[Read more]
“COOOOOVE” *Berry hugs you* “I love your outfit!”
*i notice Berry’s hair is drifting a little in the air like there’s a breeze, only there is no breeze*
*some of the glowy puffballs have been hovering around her and following her around too*
Darn it. The one time I wear a casual dress. Anh. *I go on the zip line and zip down and land on my feet and start dancing* anyone wanna dance?
*Berry takes the gift, which is wrapped in a box* “Ooooh, wonder what THIS is!” *she shakes it a bit, putting her ear to it to listen to the sound it makes when shaken*
“I’ll open it after I get some dancing in!”
*she sets it aside and runs over to the dance floor and starts to sway and shimmy and twirl*
*I keep watching how the glowy fuzzballs…[Read more]
“I don’t know! It’s pretty much all of them!”
*she holds up the creature you gave her, which is switching species like crazy–first a moose, then an elephant, a cat, a dog, a bunny, a mole, a pig, a miniature dragon, a miniature unicorn, a peacock, a penguin, a snail, a wombat…*
*every second or two it transforms again with a burst of sparkles,…[Read more]
*she continues to chant, magical energy gathering around the wand and flowing into the bubble and surrounding the creature, which continues to change shape just as fast, going from owl to bat to monkey to swan, with her spell having little to no effect*
*with a frustrated expression, Berry shoves the wand back in its place in her utility belt and…[Read more]
“Oh, you didn’t cause me any trouble. You just traumatized this poor thing. Apologize to the mouse, not me.” *she scratches the mouse’s ear*
“But it’s okay now, so, don’t worry about it. Just, next time ask the person what their favorite animal is beforehand. Just so you don’t endanger any innocent animal like this.”
*i’m looking at the tree* Whoooaaa. 😮
*Berry looks too*
*the many brightly colored buds on the tree are all blooming, in a glorious cascade of colorful sunlight blossoms all opening their petals*
*i watch, starry-eyed, then glance over at Berry, who’s also watching with a big grin on her face*
*she’s glowing brighter and brighter, her hair is…[Read more]
*Grabs a piece of cake and shoves it in my mouth* Happy birthday again Berry!
Happy Birthday Berry!! (Sorry I’m spoeing)
*I grab a slice of cake*
“YUUUMMMM” *Berry’s got cake all over her face now*
Say, anycreature up for Truth or Dare?
What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? (I’m very curious, seeing as I eat many weird things)
Hmm. I’m a really picky eater when it comes to food, but…I do have a habit of eating paper. Or tape. I think I used to even eat toilet paper off the roll, but one day I got sick afterwards (might not’ve been because of that but still) so I don’t do it anymore. OH!!!! I just remembered the weirdest thing I’ve ever eaten.
When I was like three, I…[Read more]
“SOMECREATURE GIVE ME A DARE! I’ll take ANYTHING, the crazier the better.”
She really will.
OOOOH BERRY! I dare you to kidnap an SgE friend in attendance of this party and *whispers* sic the shadows on them
Miss Cove! Are you encouraging a bee movie incident? You know that’s very much frowned upon!
*i gasp, eyes bulging in horror*
*i look to Berry, who’s looking at you with wide eyes herself*
*i shake my head, mouthing, ‘No. No. No. No. Don’t. Too far, too far…’ i’m waving my hands no by this point too*
*if Berry registers this she shows no sign*
*then she clears her throat* “I have to go the bathroom. I’ll let you know if I accept the…[Read more]
Happy birthday berry!
*I poof into the room, fashionably late wearing a dress of iridescent teal feathers with a black top. Spiky crystals are stuck in my hair*
*I launch some confetti poppers and explode them around berry as the glitter swirls around faster and form a small figure of Berry. It then disappears into a cloud of glitter which covers…[Read more]
*Grabs onto cove while trying to pull her back here*
To be clear, your turn means you’re the one who’s choosing Truth or Dare and getting the Truth or the Dare, not that you’re the one giving them to somecreature else…um, right?
Um… hehe… I used to eat toilet paper when I was younger.
Oooh there’s a lot!
I used to put paint all over my face and just run around the house. I think I tried to make my face red since it was my favorite color there
I used to eat toilet paper too.
Also soap bubbles out of the kitchen sink.
Hey, somecreature give me a truth question!!
Have you ever stayed up from bed because of the site? I certainly have
(Sorry for the weird grammar)
hmm, don’t know if it was for me, but I definitely have!
Does anyone have a dare for me? (Something not life threatening. But this is the sge site so oh well 🙃)
Tag someone and say that you’re a squirrel or something like that
*you walk into a big sunny clearing full of balloons and streamers all the colors of the rainbow*
*there’s flagpoles with ALLLLLL the pride flags super big and flapping in a breeze that may or may not exist–gay, lesbian, bi, pan, ace, aro, aroace, demi, gray-ace, gray-aro, agender, bigender, demigirl, demiboy, nonbinary, trans, polyamory,…[Read more]
*Takes a bite of cake* Yay, SGE pride party!! *takes a second to celebrate the lack of a panromantic demibisexual flag anywhere on the internet yet the implied presence of one here*
*I enter on a cloud, and proceed to fall off*
“LET’S PARTY! Thank you Twig and Berry, for this wonderful party!”
I take a slice of cake. “Yum!”
*i strut in wearing a lesbian flag no sleeve romper with a bi flag tie-head band, a demisexual flag flannel sweater wrapped around my waist, and five inch sneaker heals with the grayromantic flag. I have on aviator sunglasses and friendship string bracelets with flags that represents every part of my identity (fun fact I actually have these)*
*I walk in wearing a black pant suit and gray flats and go and sit in a corner*
*Berry’s rainbow swoops down by you and she pulls you onto it*
“Faster! Higher! YEEEEEEEEEESSS” *the rainbow curves WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY up in a BIIIIIIIIG loop going upside down dozens upon dozens of feet in the air with both of you on it and somehow not falling off*
*when it goes down right-side up again, it swerves and starts turning circles…[Read more]
Cool! *I enter in a dress with a strapless magenta top, purple waist and, and navy blue skirt* *My hair is in space buns, one with magenta glitter, the other navy blue, and purple down the center part* *I’m also wearing rainbow knee high socks with purple tennis shoes and have on a denim jacket* Greetings, all!
*i walk in wearing a shimmery, black summer dress that has a elegant, watercolor-like pansexual unicorn in it and a rainbow belt tied around my waist*
*i also have on pastel knee socks with the pan colors on them (i’m actually wearing these rn) and a pansexual rubber band ring and bracelet*
*my nice feet which i use to dance to this music are i…[Read more]
*Walks in, wearing a black fluffy sweatshirt over a t-shirt with the ace flag on it, and a long, flowy Ombre skirt with the colors of the panromantic flag. I’m carrying a small box filled with art supplies and a sketchbook to draw every single one of my LGBTQ+ ocs* I decided to not bring Meg for reasons. I’m trying to figure out my sexuality, but…[Read more]
Ooh, fun!! *I pull out a sketchbook and sit next to you, doodling some of my own ocs embracing their queerio selves or being allies
DRAWING, OCS, AND LGBTQ! ALL MY FAV THINGS!!!
*a piece of paper and array of pencils appear as I begin drawing mine too*
Hmmm… *counts off on my fingers as I say their names*
There’s Kodiac, a homoromantic pan ; Luc and- I swear I came up with him before I read TLEA- Rafal, who are gay and married; Laurie and Juniper, lesbian girlfriends; Beatrice, who’s pan; Tom, a biromantic asexual; Avisha, an aroace; Alexandra (I came up with her name before I came on the…[Read more]
The ones I remember:
Mira: bi, Charlie: lesbian,
-time skip around four months because I don’t remember anything from that time (all of my ocs were lgbtq+ tho)-
Sasha: bi, Zoee: Pan, Morona Mort: aroace, Lilith creal: lesbian, Sarah: heteroromantic asexual, Hester: lesbian (duh), Sophia: bi, Astrid: Pan, sienna: Pan, Anne: bi, Sasha: bi, Sasha: l…[Read more]
WHOOOAAA you guys have a lot!
I’ve got… Luna, who’s an aroace… Jewel, also aroace… Allets, who’s demi and bi and possibly ace but I haven’t decided… Eliote, who’s also demi and bi and possible ace but I haven’t decided… Maddie T, aroace… Finley, aroace, possible aroace lesbian… Penny, aroace… Twig (yes this OC has the same name as…[Read more]
Hey guys! So I wasn’t tagged for this, but can I join anyway?
*I enter in a poof, wearing a bun, black sweater with a white dress to my knees , and light brown sandals*
Of course! This is how site parties are, literally anycreature can join! Asking to be tagged is kind of an RSVP but there’s zero problem with people just showing up either. Everycreature’s welcome!
*i strut into the room with a Taylor walk as Me! Begins playing from the speakers*
*I’m wearing a long flowy slip with the bise.xual flag on it, tied at the waist with a cute leather belt.*
*i have on black leather boots with a steel toe, like Charlie’s angels Style*
*my hair is swept up into a twist, and I’m wearing a small diamond tiara…[Read more]
so I’m really bored right now and I’m just gonna post links to my outfit lol
https://images.app.goo.gl/kxjuhJ7LLbFvpj43A (but you can only see the below the sweater)
https://images.app.goo.gl/Mux2jADC2q2iUUZx9 I meant black, not brown lol
Hello. I have no idea what I’m wearing, just commenting for notifs.
*I skip in, wearing a dress that goes down to my knees that has all of the colors in the rainbow striped on it, then leggings underneath with any other colors that aren’t in the rainbow but still deserve their place*
*My hair is in a ponytail with a tie-dye hair tie, and I have silvery-grey colored boots and a small pin that just has a question m…[Read more]
*I come in in a knee-length dress. The bottom layer is all rainbowy, and the top layer is pretty white lace. I have on short white stretch pants underneath, incase while I’m dancing my dress flies out, but you can’t see them right now.
My hair is loose and slightly wavy because I put my hair in a bun last night. It falls around my shoulders. I…[Read more]
Sorry I’m late!
*I walk in wearing a dress made entirely out of rainbow-coloured sparkles*
Okay, so I know most people on the site know me as bi, but I realized I’m pan. So… yeah.
Oh! Also, I have someone to introduce y’all to. She made an appearance at the Old-New party, but I want to introduce her again. My imaginary friend, Rebecca!
Oh, right, yeah. I remember her. She was Ava’s first friend! They still haven’t done anything together . . .
*Ava bursts in wearing a tye-dyed rainbow t-shirt she made herself and a pair of worn jeans.*
“Hi Rebecca! Sorry I’m late, Adele forgot about me.”
For those of you who don’t know (approximately all of you) my real name is Adele. I don’t…[Read more]
Omg if I hadn’t snuck on I woulda missed this! *THROWS RAINBOWS* PRIDEEEEEEEEE
*you walk into a gigantic outdoor party area, with a big banner hanging over everything that says in shimmery silvery-gold letters: ONE TRUE KING PARTY*
*and in smaller letters: No spoilers allowed*
*you’re surrounded by huge glittering golden statues of EVERY SINGLE SGE CHARACTER*
*the biggest ones obviously are Agatha, Sophie and Tedros, and t…[Read more]
*I walk in wearing a black shirt and black ripped jeans*
I start screaming
I DIDN’T PREORDER IT NOW I CANT READ IT FOR LIKE A MONTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
but that’s not the point
*Kovu comes along and starts dancing*
AWESOME!!!! (just gonna show what I’m wearing to the party) *I’m wearing an ankle-length pink dress, elbow length turquoise gloves, and yellow ballet shoes* WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts to PARTAYYYY*
I’m here! In tears, not over finishing the book, but over my love for y’all. Thank you. Love you girls (And Eliot) to beyond the stars. *I start dancing*
*I come in wearing the Never uniform with a silver swan necklace* I can’t believe this is the end of this beloved series. I love all of y’all and hope that we can all find our happily ever afters (or nevermores).
Hello! *I walk in wearing my outfit. Here is the link https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hf-HWj-VjtyB2Bx9D0t4CCGJSKyDG3G8KDmDUBzIrr0/edit *
Okay I know I can’t really talk much but I want to thank all of you for being so nice and kind. I love you guys.
*i strut into the room, surrounded by a cloud of black smoke* SUP PEOPLESSSSS
*i slip off my leather jacket, revealing a dark red, low cut, no sleeve shirt. I have on ripped black jeans and five-inch black ankle boots, complete with golden spikes. My hair is done up in a smart side braid, a dark red velvet ribbon keeping it together*
I feel like this party is going to have more tears then smiles. I bet a lot of people will be leaving he site after this!! *Crys*
How do you add pictures? (A showstopping high-low pastel blue dress with a lavender train, glittery pastel blue top with a fading sparkle from the top to belt area (though no belt of course), strapless with a sweetheart neckline.)
Well, guess this is the time to reveal publicly (although i already kinda did) that I’ve been fully intending on returning for the book 6 party this whole time.
I did consider not attending, but screw it, I have an outfit (did you know Aikatsu makes the best costume inspo EVER? Berry’s wearing an outfit from it, too. I sent her the links to those…[Read more]
But after this I’m ditching again for real!
‘This is the 3rd time you’ve returned for an event and stated you’d leave permanently again afterwards.’
I arrive at the party in full Aric cosplay and burst into tears as I see the vandalized statue
*Berry and I look up from spray-painting him orange and green and wrapping toilet paper around him respectively*
*sees Catsrule* 😀 !!! BOINGAAA *waves excitedly*
*Berry does a bunch of handsprings to the middle of the dance floor, then starts swaying and shimmying and high-kicking and pirouetting and tapping and cartwhe…[Read more]
*Runs in, Magnolia walking behind me*
I HOPE I’M NOT LATE
Book Six ALREADY?!
*I am wearing a long, flowy light gold dress shaped like a lily flower, taking inspiration from this photo:
*Mag’s wearing a black dress she obviously didn’t want to be in, since it’s colored in a bunch of red ‘NO!’s in spray paint, shaped like a magnolia flower, based…[Read more]
wow thanks HTML codes
My dress inspo: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d3/3e/76/d33e768a2594dd1dc722c344c3e969d7.jpg
*I am wearing this:
But there are a few modifications. Namely, that hair accessory, instead of being 2 large clips, is a massive diadem like the ones beauty pageant winners wear, with 2 ruby and amethyst swans in the center. My nails are…[Read more]
Darn it. Your outfit is better than mine. You look BEAUTIFUL though!!
*I throw rotten tomatoes at the Evelyn Sader statue*
I feel like she’s the only person the whole fandom hates
*Magnolia spray-paints her green*
*A spotlight hits the door along with fog as I step out. I am wearing my hair loose which mimics a lion’s mane, which is very true if you’ve ever seen me. I have a cropped leather jacket on with gold stud detail, the sleeves slick and shiny. I have on matching black pants with a asymmetrical high-low sideways black leather skirt, with the under…[Read more]
*I spray paint several vulgar words on the Japeth and Aric statues*
*then my dog drags in a wagon full of glasses of drinks*
Hey guys! Brought my special mix of sodas and energy drinks! Just one glass of these and you’ll be so sugar-buzzed that you don’t even know what’s going on as you bounce off the walls and charge around like crazy while…[Read more]
*I drag Cats out to the middle of the dance floor and Centries plays. We start dancing randomly* COME ON PEOPLE!!!
*I spin my arm and throw it and start jumping* I need to take off the train. *I unclip my lavender train so I can dance*
Hold on. Just gotta
*chugs soda mix as people begin chanting my name*
*then yeets the empty glass, and every spotlight in the venue focuses on me as I begin out-of-control dancing so wildly I look like a blur, and also a hazard to those around me*
*as I do almost every move in existence, the music gets louder, and my cat and dog start up a chant…[Read more]
*The next song, Fight Song starts. I am in the middle of the floor on my knees and I stand up* Like a small boat, on the ocean. *Shanae to the right and kick my right foot out before stepping on it* Sending big waves, into motion. *I fall to my knees and split roll to face front hand reaching out like I’m trying to grad something* Like how a…[Read more]
*I applaud wildly* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH GO CATSRUUUUUUUUUUUUULE
*Berry gapes and also applauds*
“Should we dump a bucket of water on her to wake her up, or–?”
*Gulps half a bottle of water* I’ll do it! *Pours the rest of my water on Catsrules face*
*the water magically changes direction and splashes all over the ground without touching me at all*
*you guessed it- I have protective spells that prevent my outfit, hair, and makeup from getting messed up, and this includes repelling water*
*my cat jumps aside, even though she has protective spells too, and then begins drinking the puddle*…[Read more]
*starts dancing wildly in the center of the dance floor to ‘Umbrella’ by Rihanna, pink dress twirling in the dress*
NO! MEG I SWEAR TO GOD
*Mag starts walking to the dance floor*
Can’t stop me.
STOP CALLING ME MEG!
*Mag forces everyone onto the dance floor*
ARE. YOU. READYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
*I clamp a hand over Mag’s mouth before she says something she regrets and ruin the party*
MEGHAN I SWEAR YOU WILL BE THE END OF…[Read more]
I go to the dance floor in my Aric cosplay after cleaning Aric’s statue of all graffiti
*The song ends and I go onstage and tap the mic* Hi…So I shall sing a song that I feel like a lot of you guys might like…*Starts singing more hearts then mine* I can’t wait to show you where I grew up
Walk you ’round the foothills of my town
Probably feel like you’ve been there before
After hearing all the stories I’ve been telling you
For six…[Read more]
I must leave to go eat dinner bye lol
I’ll be back, though
Soon you’ll see
– I would have obviously, brought my own vandalism devices, for I am no weakling-
– I pulled out a hammer, somehow hidden in the elastic of my pants-
-I would walk up to Aric’s statue, look him dead in those plastic little eyes of his, and say:-
” My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. PREPARE TO DIE!” ( please understand this…[Read more]
I immediately grab the hot glue and do my best to repair the statues of Aric and Japeth.
I get hit with another shoe
*I wake up and sip a little soda mix to revive my energy*
OK, my turn to sing!
*I get on the stage and grin*
I wrote this to the tune of my current favourite song of the moment, Womanizer by Britney Spears. It’s about the “disguise yourself and infiltrate the heroines to learn their weaknesses which inevitably results in actually caring about…[Read more]
*at the end of the song, I’m flying high above the crowd, so if your vision was blurred by your sugar intake you’d probably mistake me for the moon*
*I then proceed to stage dive everyone, folding my wings inwards like a falcon and doing flips while I fall*
*several users catch me and I crowdsurf for a few minutes*
*I crash through the window, sprinkling glitter all around me*
AYYYYYEEEE LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED
I run to everyone I can find and ask for more glue while touting Aric’s head under one arm. I also ask who is hitting me with shoes
Can we start a dance fight? If so anyone want to team up? I’m a pretty good dancer…
Shoot, I’m freaking LATE! Well you know what they say… the best things take time! *I slam the doors (are there doors?) open, and step in. I use my fire blue fingerglow to light up the ground where I step. I’m wearing a sleeveless black leather jacket with a blue ombré crop top, with sliver crystals all over it. My black swan glitters over my h…[Read more]
Ohhhh, missed this! *my hair is in double Dutch braids with tiny little forget-me-nots entwined in it. I pluck one out and wait for Storm to give her signature killer roar. As soon as she does, I charm the forget-me-not, and it rises gracefully, finally reaching the top of the room/tent/whatever where it bursts into glitter. I yell into the dead…[Read more]
Don’t ask me, ask her!
*storm growls and looms over you. She apparently decides she likes you and begins purring*
I’m going to tear up, it’s the last book in the series, there will be no more. No more endless waiting and preordering, it’s honestly makes me sad. But I think for now I’m just going to live in the moment and party, cause right now’s all I got.
*I spin and fluff my hair (in its usual very high pony with its signature loop at the end ofc) and help…[Read more]
“Ooh! Ooh! My turn!”
*Berry gets up on the stage and turns on the music–it’s My Grand Plan, from The Lightning Thief Musical*
*stands up there holding her mic and inspecting a ratty old baseball cap as the music starts to play*
“You know the one thing my mom ever gave me?”
*she turns to face the audience, holding it out*
“A hat. That turns you i…[Read more]
*the doors swing open and I majestically arrive in a cloud of purple glitter, which fades away to reveal my knee length black and white paneled dress, shimmering in the light. My golden boots pierce the ground with their four inch long heel (I am only 4’7 and I want to actually be able to look people in the eye without craning my neck lol), and m…[Read more]
This is pure art! I begin to clap still managing to hold onto Aric’s head
YESSSSSSS THE LIGHTNING THIEFFFFF
*claps and sings along on the top of my lungs*
HAS KARAOKE STARTED?!!?!?!? AW YEAH!
*I grab the mic and start singing into it, Kovu and Kiara humming along*
*The sun randomly starts rising*
(Let’s skip ahead to the actual lyrics, shall we?)
From the day we arrive on the planet
And blinking, step into the…[Read more]
*My outfit changes into a dazzling silver, slit-back toga dress with silver hoop earrings (although my ears arent pierced irl lol) and silver-gold sparkly high heels*
*Kovu is wearing a bow tie on his mane and Kiara has a cute little rose behind her ear*
*I shoot fireworks into the air spelling BOOK 6 IS FINALLY OUT*
You can count me in for karaoke.
*I make my way up to the stage, ponytail swishing, and summon a sparkling silver mic*
First, I would like to thank Twig and Berry for this incredible party. I didn’t know what to expect when I first came to the site. I thought it would just be the sort of site where I check every once and a while to talk about S…[Read more]
*I make a pool of water using my talent* Anyone want to go swimming? *Snap m fingers and change into a blue mermaid bikini*
Sure!*i use my metallic black finger glow to change into a black one piece bathing suit*
( super late but don’t mind me)
– I would laugh and use my autumn yellow finger glow to make my Arena Powerskin, aqua blue suit appear on me, including my cap-
– my goggles were tucked in the straps of my suit-
” Oh, girls, girls. I am on a kgjbjfjjmillion teams. let’s see if you can beat me.”
-I would smirk and put on my goggles-
– I flawlessly…[Read more]
Would anyone at this party happen to have a Sims account? I ask while gluing Aric’s head back on with a purple glue stick I found on the ground
yeee swimming woooo! *i magically change into a blue ombre swimsuit With silver studs everywhere that shine underwater (yes I’m obsessed with blue and silver and black) Storm paws at the waters I’m not getting in there Maria I laugh like the evil being I am and throw Storm into the water where she flails for a moment before starting to cha…[Read more]
*me and my cat begin whispering to each other, before she takes out a video camera*
*I put a water repelling spell on @poprocks while she’s not looking, sneak up behind her, and shove her into the pool*
*the splash causes everyone to turn and look*
*she panicks before realizing she’s completely dry because I’m letting her use the spells I do in…[Read more]
* i use my finger glow to make the camera explode*
I glare up at @catsruleforever
*I cackle and sneakily shoot a special spell that makes you able to get wet. Then I grab a hose and start spraying you while Storm laughs and proceeds to record the beautiful moment*
is the dance-off still on? if it is… *in a puff of smoke, I change into a black-rimmed jacket, dark grey pants, black and pink sneakers, and my black hair in a high ponytail* (I would change back to my original clothes after)
I don’t think anybody wants to do that…You wanna hop in? *I make a gester to the pool I just made*
Dance off! Yesssss!
*I change my boots into high tops hat glow different colors, and start pirouetting on the dance floor*
sure! *looks around* eh, I’ll change into my original clothes in a while *I leave my sneakers on the floor* WHOO!!!!! CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I jump in, creating an ENORMOUS splash*
*I pick up some silly string*
WHO WANTS SILLY STRING?!?!?!
*i proceed to cover the Evelyn Sader statue in silly string*
I beg you, please don’t vandalize Aric!
I begg as I change back into my cosplay, fix my wig, and dash over to Aric’s statue to protect it
*takes a container of silly string in each hand and starts spraying all over Japeth*
*Berry does the same to Rafal*
*gasp* Not Evelyn Sader! My favorite villain and teacher of all time!
*grabs the silly string and cover Japeth with it, so he looks like an overgrown dead bush*
*proceeds to explode the string which causes Japeth to crumble into a million pieces which I burn. I burn the ashes again and spray it all over Evelyn Sader*
TAKE THAT, YOU ANNYOING SNEAKY LYING JE,RK AND SON OF A DEMENTOR
T̵̤̬̑̔ͥ̂̊ͅe̹͑͆͊̆ͩs͓̻̺̹͚̞͍t̯̳͋̉̽ͣͤͧḭ͎̜̼̻̊̾̑n̻̺͈̣͚ͬͨ̾gͪ ̳̞̪͗ͬt̰̟̼͚̖͎̜̆́o̦̳̝̫͐̉̃̎ͨ͌ ̖̣̊̊ͩs̴̞͍͕̝̺̽̍͐̀eͮ̅̐ͮ̔̌̌e͔̥̣̹͓̝̱͗̒̀͑ ̶͎̳͉͈ͩ̐ͩ̐ḭ̋̋̎ͧ́ͫ́f̼͚̖͙͖̝ͧ͘ ͊͡z͋͐̊͐̍a͍̭͉ͭͤͭ̂̂́l̬̳̪̳̙̗̏̈́g̜͎̬ó̬̳ ̰̭̙͊t̪͈͓̻̹͌͑͞e͍̰͖̣͇̱̙ͧͫ͟x̛̟ͤͩ́t̛̲͓̓̀ͬ ̙ͬ͡w̼͍̩̮̘͑ͪ̾ͦͯo̸͚̺̟͌ͭ͌r̪̜̪͙̒̿͊̕ͅk̴̮̤͌̿s͙̙̒̎ ͍̪̜̬͛̏ͭ̒ͪ͘õ҉n̦̬͙̒ͦ̓ͦ͊̓͡ ̢̜̪̊͌̍̓̍t̲̐̔̒̉͌h̠̗̹̺̠̭̪̑ͬ̇͆͌͑i̠̠̦̩͙ͅs̫̻̫̼̙̬͒̉̌͑ ̓ͮ̉…[Read more]
Ok, you’re probably wondering why I just tried zalgo text.
Well, I just noticed that the party playlist includes that incredibly epic ending theme song from PMMM.
(might i add that i introduced her to that song, just saying, i sent her the link because the PMMM soundtrack is beyond god-tier.
Twig, please never actually watch PMMM. Or if you do,…[Read more]
HOW DID YOU DO THAT SHOW ME YOUR WAYS
(Also is Chaotica coming I wanna see her)
i did it with this
tell me if the link doesn’t work
Well, I’m now going to sing the English cover of yet another song about magical girls. But a much, much darker one this time around.
*I take the stage again, but this time the performance aesthetic is less bright-colours-and-sparkles and more mystical symbols, slight black mist, darker colours, special effects to make the backdrop look like…[Read more]
Well, I’ve gotta leave the AWESOME party sadly, but I’ll check it out tomorrow morning! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *two versions of me, the original version with the ankle length pink dress, turquoise gloves, yellow ballet shoes, and loose black hair as well as the second version with the high black hair ponytail, black and pink sneakers, cute black…[Read more]
*but before I leave I sing a song* SOMEONE YOU LOVED BY LEWIS CAPALDI
“I’m going under and this time I fear there’s no one to save me
This all or nothing really got a way of driving me crazy
I need somebody to heal
Somebody to know
Somebody to have
Somebody to hold
It’s easy to say
But it’s never the same
I guess I kinda liked the way you numbed…[Read more]
well, i have to go to bed irl
(i kinda stayed up until 2:45am partying on this site… heh heh)
Why are you guys up so late lol, I checked my notifs was morning and it looked like a missed a night of partying. Oh well, I went to sleep at a responsible time.
*is covering Rafal with rotten tomatoes and silly string*
Hey Berry, I got an idea…
*privately telepathically shares it with her*
*Berry waves her wand, and ALL the swan statues around the area come to life, screeching and flapping their wings taking off from their perches and flying around over us*
*some land in the Wish Fish…[Read more]
I can’t believe this series is really ending!! *I duck one of the swans that fly overhead, then walk over to the Wish Fish pool and watch them play around.*
*I walk in *I’m so late* in a floral dress with a denim Jacket*
I was gonna read all the comments, but it was taking too much time, so if I missed something, clue me in.
*I enter in a sleeveless, floor length teal dress. There is a single glittering silver star-shaped gem on my heart, but otherwise it’s just one color. My hair is in a french braid, which wraps around my head and drapes over my right shoulder.…[Read more]
Hi! Late again, so please ignore our ignorance. XD
*Phiya struts in* “Hey! Ooh look. Japeth pinyata…”
*I jump in with a knee length poofy dress with a sweetheart neckline and poofy sleeves (I don’t know any other words for poofy, give me a break!). I start running around to stare at the statues as the music goes wild! I start jumping all around in a “dance”*
– The other tales of me at this ever lasting party-
( also thank god ppl got my Princess Bride reference. I was scared for a sec there)
– sooner or later, a circle forms. people start going into the circle and dancing. but nobody could match up to what i was about to do.-
– i walked into the circle and stood there. my head was cocked up,…[Read more]
I’m late, I’m late, I’m late…
Hello everyone! Twig, Berry, I think this is your best party yet!
*my dress is gold and blue, knee length, and sparkly.* that’s more outfit description than usual.
I brought brownies?
Ohhhhh *my eyes go super wide and glaze over* gimmeeeee da browniesssss *i begin to zombie walk over*
I shall take one if you don’t mind. Speaking of outfit description, here’s mine:
*I swirl my pink Evergirl uniform around and use a spell to add some purples and blues to it*
Eh, enough description for me LOL.
*I crash through a window, (fashionably late ofc) throwing disproportionately large amounts of glitter confetti in the air*
“HAS ANYONE ELSE FINISHED YET??”
*me and my cat get on top of one of the flying swans and we both go on an epic ride, bribing the swan with food to do flight tricks and fly faster*
*I ride a swan, bribing it with swan treats. The ravens fly around me like a squadron of tornadoes as I fly next to Cats*
Swan race, anyone?
“NO I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED, MY BOOK ISN’T HERE YET! EVERYONE PLEASE DON’T SPOIL!!!!” *I quickly go to the bathroom to redo my hair and makeup and avoid the potential of spoilers as the party continues*
” Same here man.”
– I would raise my glass of ‘punch’ to him, for Book-A-Million is so needy and can’t take five seconds to deliver to my house right next door, and its not like we can get it cause we already bought the dang thing-
@ladyofthebooksge ayyyy yee I shall race u…. but I think I’ll stick with Storm, not some… Swan… unless of course it’s the legendary SGE swans
YEEEESSSS SWAN RACE
*Berry grabs me and pulls us both onto the back of one of the swans, magically conjures seatbelts and we take off*
*Berry offers it the swan a donut* “Come on, friend, let’s do a loop-de-loop!”
*the swan takes the donut in its beak and does*
*I crash into a window, fashionably late. I am wearing black leggings with the storian engraving running down with a iridescent purple top. There is a blue and teal skirt made out of crystals around my hips, and my hair is decorates with thousands of small crystal b.alls that show important scenes from the SGE books*
*Throws handful of…[Read more]
Woah. Buddy. Did YOU JUST KILL THE WISH FISH?! Fav part was RAPHIEEEEE
*i steal some brownies and stuff them into my mouth. Storm glares at me and stalks over to find her own food… uh -oh , I’d give it to her if I were you!*
*I create a silver aerial race track, and jump on a SGE
@sophieforever33, you’re on……! Ready, set, STARTT
*bribing my swan with food, we zip across the track in a blue and black blur*
*I take a rotten tomatoes cannon and stuff it with coconut cream pies, Rotten tomatoes, chocolate cupcakes, and spaghetti. My ravens lift me up As I use it to shoot @Maddie5 and @lulu256 with a plate of spaghetti after I pie them in the face*
*I pummel @boomboompancakes and @catsruleforever with chocolate cupcakes that…[Read more]
HEYYYYYYYY MYYY DREEESSSS HOOOOW DDAAARE YOU! * runs around trying to find a swan – Then my special black one comes and I sit on the floor while it eats food off me. When it’s done I sit on its back and pour rotten food everywhere has it flies me to the ceiling. Then start dancing on top of a chandilier my dress and shoes sparkling in the light.
*I enter the room wearing this :*
(Also this is my first time posting an image so if it doesn’t work don’t come for me)
Hello everyone! Sorry I’m late. Wait. A food fight?
*Watches excitedly, looking like a two-year-old*
The pictures didn’t load so…
I burst in not caring that I’m really REALLY late.
My hair is a long braid and is dyed black turquoise and white.
I’m wearing red heels and stay in a corner eating snacks while watching others dance. Until someone pushes me onto the dance floor knowing fully well who they are, and know I DON’T like dancing.
And despite…[Read more]
I look like this(After several attempts):
I FORGGOOOOOT MY SHOEEEEEES:
Omg bro! U look stunning! I put a description of my outfit XD no pics for meee heeh
I adore heels, walking in them is something you get used to. Anyways, Swan Race? Count me in!
*I hop onto a black swan, dust it with some glitter, and give it a cookie which it happily devours*
*I spin around the air with my swan, doing flips and loop-dy-doops, throwing huge amounts confetti and sprinkles on people*
I hate heels, spend the whole time dreading I’m going to fall and slam into some random person, or I’m gonna sprain my ankles or smth
CAN I MAKE A SPEEEECH
*I clear my throat, not wiating for an answer.
So…. I just wanted to say that SGE has changed my life. Literally. It has made me see fairytales and villains(I’m a never) in a different way THAT I’ll never feel again- and in fact I made a little sort-of song.
[SPOKEN AND WHISPERED]
Like a…[Read more]
Beautiful! That’s so creative! *I clap loudly and shower Lulu in confetti*
basicallllyyyy, after I read SGE it made me want to be a writer as then I can change the COURSE OF THE STORRRYYYYYYY. And be in charge of it of coursse
You know I’ll think I’ll put a picture of my outfit too cause I’m bored
My turn for the speech!
*i get up on stage*
I just want to say that SGE changed my life forever. Lulu is right. When i was little, fairytales portrayed villains as just that. Evil, for no reason. But soman takes this idea and twists it into his own, showing us how villains aren’t always like that, but quite simply, WE MAKE THEM THAT WAY. he s…[Read more]
*the room goes dead silent, and suddenly everyone is cheering, chanting Storm’s name and mine too. There are tears all around and conferring rains down from the ceiling, coming together to form a picture of half of Soman’s faCe, and the other side is half a lions face. He is holding the Storian over a page, the words “A School For Good And Evil”…[Read more]
” Well, alright, if we gonna get sentimental here..”
-I push my way through the crowd and stumble on to the stage-
” Aight, so honestly, I was trying to not cry like crazy here, but here we are. So, I would like to thank Soman for making this beautiful series. I made a realization yesterday. That my friendship with my BBF is not unlike Agatha and…[Read more]
im going to flippin cry i legit made this huge, funny speech and it d e l e t e d.
anyways, i just went up there high on punch and was explaining how my friendship is not unlike Agatha and Sophies, cry cry sad, Soman be Inigo Montoya-ing this book, and then I stumbled off le stage.
*I come back again, all three version of me appearing in the middle of the dance floor* WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (also I’m bored too, so I’m posting links to the pictures of my outfits)
(also there are probably gonna be 10 more of these lol sry!)
Outfit One Continued:
Outfit One Continued:
Outfit One Continued:
Outfit Two Continued:
Outfit Two Continued:
Outfit Two Continued:
Outfit Three Continued:
Outfit Three Continued:
I’m so sad that the series is “over” but it never will be over for me because of all y’all. I’ve made so many amazing memories with the people still here and the ones that aren’t. Thank you @boomboompancakes for all the parties and food fights.
@sophieforever33 fr? i scoured this whole page and did not find it.
(Okay, now I make an inspirational speech)
*version 2 of me starts to talk*
I have so much to say about the School for Good and Evil. This series is my favorite, and it is written so amazingly well. The plot is always so interesting, and it feels like every page, there’s always something going on. Soman, your writing has inspired me to try…[Read more]
Speech time because I want to:
I don’t know when I first read SGE, but I remember I got the first book as a present at some point, and I got the others at my library. (I lost the first one and now have just the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th, and the 6th once it comes.) I joined this sight last August, but wasn’t really active until I got re-obsessed with the…[Read more]
i lick the pie and throw my syrup covered waffles at @LADYOFTHEBOOKSGE and add DA SPRINK:ES
Oh, @berrah-cringer, sometimes the device your on DOESNT show it for some reason, but other people can still see it, haha
Congrats on the election Twig, Berry! *I hurl rotten eggs at you two*
*the swan honks as if to say “excUSE me!” as it swerves around the eggs*
*Berry hands me a banana cream pie*
*the swan dives straight down*
*it swerves past @hester-vic-09090 and I sma.sh the pie in her face, then the swan grabs her by the clothes in its beak and swerves upwards…[Read more]
YeS *I take my barrel full of various food and poke it open*
*I throw apples and bananas and rotten fruit at you and bolt
*My ravens lift me up As I pelt overripe melons and mangos from the air. I grab a barrel loaded with pies and throw them at @boomboompancakes and @princezzdot*
*summons some chicken skewers and STAB the food flying towards me, then use that as a makeshift cannon to blast explodinh food at @maddie5, @effie, @ginnypott…[Read more]
WOAH!!!! No way your beating me and Storm
you wanna show them what we got, Maria? I cackle evilly “let’s blow this popsicle stand” and with that, I throw a cookie into Storms mouth. It’s all the fuel she needs and she instantly barrels forward toward you at full speed.* HEY! No fair your flying!!!!! Little do you know that my girl Storm also ha…[Read more]
When ppl read OTK, most are going to become inactive after that and that makes me sad as there will be no one to start food fights, no arguements no fun. But even thought some of you might leave, I’LL WILL NOT.
This site has made me more confident than me talking straight to someone’s face. I have met to many awesome ppl here to just forget…[Read more]
same here. I’m never going to leave. ( until I’m like, idk too old for a book about fairy tales haha)
I’m NEVER leaving this site.
Also, so, SO sorry you didn’t get the welcome routine! We try to give it to everycreature, really we do, but…
“Anyways, who’s to say most people will become inactive? A lot of people are on the site more for the community and its craziness than for the books at this point anyway.”
Also, @berrah-cringer,…[Read more]
I won’t leave here, it’s such an amazing place with awesome people. I’m least here 3 days a week yeee
*I wipe of the ketchup, jelly and watermelon and throw it at @boomboompancakes and berry and run as fast as I can as I yell EXPECTO PATRONUM and my Patronus appears at my side. We nod to each other and we throw all of my ice cream at you*
I swing down from the chandelier, my swan subtly feeling my purse withe the swan gold it had found. I run out of the room and five secons later I’m driving a truck, full of food I’d that’d been wasted and set a bomb under it…
I snigger and go back to my place on the chandelier, counting down the seconds until…
Me: Well I am kind of hungry
*licks ice cream and fills up the swimming cap with pigs feet from the school for Evil and throws them at @berrah-cringer*
*Watches in entertainment while eating a bowl of fudge ice cream*
I’ve never liked participating in food fights, but watching them? Yes, please!
_ I ducked the pigs feet_
” ExcUsEz-tOI I am a vEgEtArIAn. you need to respect le pigs. you uncultured swInE”
_ i shook the pigs’ feet out of the cap and took some gruel, slapped it into the cap, and chucked it right at her face._ ( but fr though I am vegetarian when I talk like thIS its for emphasis)
*GASPPPPP* forgot ma outfit
*runs to my room*
OK! *Runs in wearing this:
oop sorry *dodges the gruel and throws rotten vegetables at @berrah-cringer
-gives @maddie5 the finger and walks right up to her, scoops up some gruel with the cap, and dumps it on her so she can’t dodge it-
” My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. “
okay wait, also, ive got a SGE world based thing im doing in lvl O rp. if anyone wants to see it just go here @berrah-cringer
i only have one tag so far, and i wanna post another freaking chapter but i need more peopleee. so yea, please look at it, and it gets better than that prologue.
*GASPPPPP* wipes of the gruel and calls my Patronus.
*We gather all the food from my barrel and get on the chandelier to dump it all over the place*
*i scream and duck your random food. I grab a bunch of SOUP YEE and climb onto Storm. I pull out a cannon firer and start firing soup at everyone*
*I open my mouth to catch the soup and steal your cannon and pour syrup into it and spray everyone*
@sophieforever33 ur lucky I want to be a vegetarian but my mom is asian and she said shes not going to cook a vegetarian meal too 😢
my whole family is pescatarian. my sister convinced us and then my dad had to because he became allergic to everything meat-wise. ( he is also pre-diabetic) so now we have a whole family that’s pescatarian. ( despite chicken, because that’s the only thing that my dad CAN eat meat-wise. so we have that often.
_ I catch all the cookies in my mouth, chew them into a disgusting wad of spit and cookies, then spit it back out at her at fULL fOrcE-
” and I quote – ‘I’m especially good at expectorating’ do do do do do do do do dO ‘ tEn pOints fOr gAstOnnnnNnN”
@maddie5 you could also be pescatarian, and just ask your mom to cook some type of fish meal ( if you like fish, i certainly do, but i know a bunch of ppl who hate it) Like mahi mahi or shrimp ( go for the mahi mahi and shrimp tacos. my dad makes AmAzIng fish and shrimp tacos)
* Kicks the wad like a soccer ball, breaking it in to a million pieces and pass out on the floor from dehydration because I was running around too much after chucking tomatoes at you*
yesss its so good @maddie5
– I would walk up to your body while you were passed out and pulled out a tomato-
– i continuously chucked them at you, a new one appearing in my hand each time it hit you in the face-
” My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die”
– i then deliver the final blow and smile-
” YES I WIN!! YOU ALLL SUCK…[Read more]
*right before you were about to kill me I stand up and take the tomato and smash it in your face*
-I pull out another tomato and slam it into your face ( no dodge)-
– that was the final blow, the fight was over, I am the champion0
– just then, YMCA starts blasting ( poor choice of music as it is) and i start dancing on top of @maddie5 ‘s corpse.-
*I scream, trying to resemble sophie’s screams*
*tomatoes fly towards @berrah-cringer and explode in a colorful red blast. Berrah slips on some chocolate frosting and lands in the fondue fountain, allowing me to stick strawberries on her and roll her up in some ramen noodles. She rolls towards a pool of coke and falls in…[Read more]
*Berry lassoes @berrah-cringer with licorice wrapping around all her limbs holding them to her body*
*she pulls her up into the sky, and while I rapid-fire jelly and exploding covering her head to toe, Berry shoots a hail of sprinkles and candies that get stuck in all that, before dropping her into one of the chocolate fountains*
*using my troll…[Read more]
WAIT guess what guess what
ok so my order came froom books a million BUT we thought we didnt order it correctly from books a million so now i am getting two copies
so anyways i was practicing my laps in our pool and now im all disguting
so, my mom syas, ” give me the book and you can go take a shower”
and of course, im not giving her the book
*I rush out from the bathroom* “Sorry guys, I got caught up watching one of the best Korean dramas I’ve ever seen called ‘Crash Landing on You‘ and—“ *I see that the place has turned into mass chaos and food is flying everywhere, I slowly back into the restroom again, scared, and lock the door*
*I give up hiding after hearing the YMCA song and SPRINT out!! “YYYYY M C A YYYYY M C AEEA!!!” I st
art jumping around making those shapes with my body!*
*I fling all the food at me and it lands in a neat pile*
You’re welcome, all. Food right there!
*I throw a little ice cream into the air and it forms a fudge shield around me while I still watch the fight*
*I use a slice of cucumber as a shield and throw celery javelines at @cutenesslily*
haha this isnt related but i finished reading it at midnight and i have been sobbing ever since : )
also if you read the ending, that’s what got me. so you feel me if you read it.
*I throw sticky honey cake at everyone*
also @berrah-cringer I agree. My take on the ending- so (MAJOR SPOILER ALERTS OF ONE TRUE KING IN THIS POST SO IF YOU DON’T WANT SPOILERS DON’T READ FURTHER INTO THIS COMMENT!!!!!)
So I was sad and happy and calm at the same time (and I did cry) the ending was Merlin dying, finally done with his…[Read more]
yea, i am still sobbing about Merlin. I can’t believe he did that. minutes before Agatha and Tedros’ wedding. but the part about how Tedros talked about his proposal, that was so cute and sweet. it made me cry as well. Soman just did hit me double the amount with Merlin’s death and then end of…[Read more]
*I poof into a girl (well, me actually) with loose hip-length black hair with the twisted crown hairstyle, cute flat sandals, and a floral dress*
*I make huge, sticky globs of licorice, gum, taffy, fruit roll-ups, toffee, and caramel and start throwing them at everyone*
https://images.app.goo.gl/HkQNatSuf8vMmCfP6 (but with black hair)
*I squirt some whipped cream onto a few fudge sundaes, which I hurl at @SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, @LADYOFTHEBOOKSGE, and @sophieforever33*
* I swish my glowing finger glow, and huge, flying, ingraine themed ship forms out of graham crackers and hard candy. As I fly on my boat I dump tons of ice cream and soda on everyone’s head*
And I was r…[Read more]
*a sundae hits me on my head, giving me a ice cream mustache*
*I use a rope of licorice and use that to climb onto @princezzdot‘s ship. Then I blast her with some butterless bran biscuits*
*I jump up onto the stage and get the lights to change colour*
I think we should stop fighting and start dancing. Or go swimming!
Nah, I like fighting. Well, not fighting. Watching fighting. Oh crud.
*The food on me levitates into the air and lands in the same pile*
More food for y’all to fight with. But not hit me with.
*before that, I throw huge cannons of honey cream taffy at @princezzdot *
*after, I make a HUGE, ENOURMOUS splash into the pool, wearing a swimsuit and a hair bun*
*my clothes morph into a blackmetallic one-piece swimsuit with crystal designs on it*
*I cartwheel into the pool, causing a giant splash. I grab a flaming pool float and sip a cup of lemonade*
*my shirt and jeans morph into a matte black bikini with golden accents, and my hair rearranges itself into a half up half down style*
*I splash fudge and offer her some lemonade*
*I get a pocky shaped pool noodle and start rowing. My floatie spins in circles as everyone gets splashed*
*me and Storm both jump in with twin splashes*
oh it’s cold! It’s cold! It’s-… not cold
*my shorts and crop top change to a blue ombré swimsuit with silver accents, and I grab a glass of lemonade*
*My dress changes into a blue and white bikini and I jump in with Kovu and Kiara*
*I jump in, having the decency not to splash anyone but making a splash that stays within my bubble as my dress changes into a light blue bikini with flecks of silver and my hair twirls into a long braid*
*I make the shield disappear, my hands cupped around something*
Gasp a pool!
* I snap my cosplay turning into a shiny black bikini* I look over to Kiri * my solid black wolf* I smile
Don’t you even try it! He yells as he try’s to run away but I catch him and take a flying leap into the pool splashing everyone
I HATE YOUUUUU!!!!!!! Kiri yells at me as I cackle evilly
*Henry (my dog) starts to dance on the dance floor as I conjure up a beach ball in the pool*
Kiri swims over to the beach ball and throughs it at my head.
He then climbs out of the pool and joins your dog on the dance floor
I use a spell to send a huge water bubble over above his head and drop it on him I also use a spell to keep Henry from gets wet as Kiri yells at me
*Henry snorts when he sees the water falling on Kiri, but I then drop a glob of honey on him, and he tries to eat through it as I splash him with water and more honey*
*I explode a pool noodle and the water gushes up into a waterspout and douses @poprocks*
*I sit on my float, watching everyone*
By the way I finished one true king and it was AMAZINGGGGGGG
Kiri comes flying towards me and I use a spell to redirect him to where he falls right on top of @ladyofthebooksge
*I pass the beach ball to @poprocks, and form a bubble around Henry as he splashes into the pool covered in honey, his bubble floating in the pool*
I pass the beach ball back to @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Kiri sneaks up behind me and dunks my head under water. The water around him turning pink from the dye
*then I pass it to @princezzdot , and Hnery is just floating away somewhere in the pool*
*I wipe taffy off my face and my food covered dress morphs into black swim shorts and a crystal studded, bikini top in different shades of blue and green*
*I grab a donut pool floatie, a glass of lemon lime soda and hop in the pool*
Oh by the way, I just got OTK yesterday and I’m at the part where
Aggie and Teddy sneak into the PifflePaff library.
Kiri follows Henry as I swim over to @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss to talk
*I thank you guys, grin, and sprinkle some water on Henry, giving him a stern talk before he pulls Kiri to the dance floor, I jump back in the pool asking @poprocks to come, and I start talking to her*
SHIP SHIP SHIP *Henry starts to help Kiri with dancing and he’s also blushing*
*Kiri smiles and struggles to hide the fact that he’s blushing. I clap and cheer him on*
YES YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I steal the ball from @raynaevil809 now and swim away*
*I swim over to @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss and tell her to turn around and look at the dance floor to where Kiri is struggling as the music changes into a slow dance and he and Henry are trying to waltz, I smile, clap and cheer*
*let out a whistle which earns me a glare from Kiri*
They are so cute! Only one thing could make this cuter. *I wink at @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss hoping she catches on*
*I use a spell to make the floor under Kiri’s feet slick causing him to trip and kiss Henry* Hehehehehehehe * I grin back at @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
*I smile as I do the same thing to Henry, making him kiss Kiri too*
*Kiri slips backwards and falls Henry landing on top of him. He blushes harshly* I am so glad that I brought him here! * I smile at @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
*Henry blushes, and accidentally kisses Kiri again (well, partly accidentally) @poprocks*
* i snap my fingers and change the music to the song Isn’t It Love from Steven Universe* I am so glad that you And Henry came! This is the cutest thing I have have ever seen! * sit on a float next to @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss while sipping some lemonade as I watch Henry and Kiri try to get up and end up back on the floor*
*I suddenly jump on the dance floor and start dancing slowly by myself, like Luna in HP 7, swaying and enjoying the music!*
hey @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss what type of dog is Henry? I am going to draw some fan art
*i’m still spray-painting and TP-ing Japeth*
…aaaaaaand people are shipping their dogs now. Okay. So that’s a thing.
*Berry climbs up the Japeth statue and dumps a bucket of glitter on his head*
*then she drops to the floor and start hip-swaying and twirling and kicking and clapping and just improvising moves all over the place*
*i run out there…[Read more]
Kiri was a large black wolf but do to me dumping dye on him he now has some hot pink streaks * I paddle my float over to @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*
*Comes back* WHAT’D I MISS
WHAT’D I MI-
People are shipping their dogs now…
But hey, things could be weirder.
You’re not wrong.
* I turn into a dolphin and swim with @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*
*I swim to the bottom with @poprocks, blast into the air, and swim to the bottom again*
IF YOU DON’T ALL GIVE ME A SMOOTHIE I WILL CALL TONY STARk
But I can’t.
*cries into my arms as a I have a horrible flashback to the horrible day*
* jump high into the air and do a flip then before I hit the water I turn back into a human and dive back under*
* I then climb out of the pool and call out to @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss for her to come too as I make my way to the dance floor*
*I jump off the diving board, doing a double back handspring followed by a triple tuck. Then I mogrify into a swan in midair and spiral down in a crazy tornado as water droplets funnel around me.
* I mogrify back as I dive into the water with a splash of fine mist that creates a rainbow above me*
*falls into the water, gets out of the pool and bows*
* I am now wearing a golden dress with a black leather jacket with a spike choker* I have a little plan want to hear it? * I grin at @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss as I snap my fingers change the song to Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen while I strut over to Kiri and fluff up his hair*
* I then put an enchanted gray jasper bracelet around his wrist which turns him into a human. He’s wearing a hot pink shredded shirt with a black leather jacket and black jeans with holes. His raven black hair is spiked up and his now hot pink streaked bangs are covering his left eye. He looks over at Henry and blushes*
*i switch the song to Shut Up And Dance*
*Berry pulls @pencilpeytie onto the dance floor and spins her around*
*i change into my first outfit and join @boomboompancakes on the dance floor*
*b.alls of glitter explode and cover us with a sparkly fine dust*
*Kiri then takes Henry’s Hand and dances with him while I watch with @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*
*I smile as Kiri kisses Henry and continue to talk with @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss about how cute they are*
*I conjure up a spotlight on Kiri and Henry* @poprocks
*Kiri blushes more and dances with him*
*Kiri kisses his cheek and turns away again embarrassed*
@ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss you seriously put a lot of pressure on them
*Kiri kisses Henry and pulls him closer to him as they dance* Aawwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
@ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss it’s been a ship. *Kiri kisses Henry on the nose and smiles as they dance*
*Henry kisses Kiri on the lips (as a human still) and they dance* @poprocks
*I raise the part of the dance floor they’re on to where it’s floating in the air. Kiri kisses Henry back as they dance. I change the song back to Good Old Fashion Lover Boy by Queen* They are so perfect!!!!!
*Kiri wraps his arms tightly around Henry as they sway to the music*@ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
*Henry wraps his arms back on Kiri as they dance* @poprocks
Storm and I watch the love-fest, both of us happy for Kiri (beautiful name btw) and Henry . . . But also real upset because.. well, let’s put it this way
my love life is a disaster
and mine never existed in the first place, soooo
*Kiri then looks down to see that he and Henry are high above the ground.* oh shot! *I forgot about his fear of heights. He clings tighter to Henry as he does his best not to scream*
*Kiri starts to calm down just a little but he still clung to Henry as tightly as he possibly could* What do you me @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?
*Kiri whimpers as he refuses to open his eyes*
*Kiri continues to hold tight to Henry. He whimpers and looks up into Henry’s eyes, pure fear filled his own*
*They finally lower down onto the floor, and start dancing again, Henry holding Kiri close as they dance*
*Kiri has finally calmed down, he dances with Henry and looks really embarrassed about how scared he was. His face is bright red*
*Henry smiles and comforts Kiri as they dance* @poprocks
*Kiri smiles and kisses him lovingly*
* use my finger glow to lift the statue and send fifth teen pieces of cake raining down on @everagatha101
Yee glad someone else broke up the love-fest
*i dart over to the Aric statue and throw a donut at your face* *me and Storm race for cover*
*Henry and Kiri duck under a table during the fight* I grin. this is gonna be fun, I throw fudge cake at everyone
*I hurtle on top of the Japeth statue and throw gummy snake lassos, tying @sophieforever33 and @poprocks together. Oranges and Nectarines soar through the air and hit @everagatha101 in the face, exploding into a mess of pulp and juice*
* I get some sharp carrot stick and pop rocks, then create a crackling candy barrier around me,…[Read more]
WHO WANTS TO SEE MY BEAUTIFUL SELF-PORTRAIT
Woah. Buddy. *i melt a bunch of ice cream and then fly above your head (oh, yes, did I mention I can fly?) and pour it all over you. Storm races under me while throwing waffles at your face. Finally, I grab a bottle of syrup and pour it all over you* yes, you are now a cold sticky mess with waffles stuck to your face 😂😂😂😂
Have a cookie 🍪…
*aggressively eats The cookie*
*the mess explodes off me and the force of the explosion causes the whole thing to hit storm*
*I squash you under a giant pancake and begin tying you up with some licorice. I melt some lollipops and stick them on the pancakes, encasing you in a cocoon of candy*
*I stick M&M’s and rock candy in there and dig them…[Read more]
*my swimsuit is covered in tomato soup, and I fly over @ladyofthebooksge and drop eatable volcano rocks on her*
*i shampoo @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ‘s hair with mashed potatoes*
*i squeeze lemon juice in @ladyofthebooksge ‘s eyes and Berry splashes her with a barrel of apple juice*
*i smack them each in the face with a squash, then throw the squash so it hits @sophieforever33 in the stomach*
*i spray all three with frosting covering them from head to…[Read more]
*i die with Rayna because this creativity…. it’s too much*
*I snap my fingers and my son appears*
Hi this is Kovu and he’s my son
did I mention that he’s a lion
* i snap my fingers cleaning all of the syrup and honey off of me as I change from my gold dress into a black leather jumpsuit. I then use a spell to cover every single person except for @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss with liquid gelatin that solidifies around them*
THIS IS warrrrrrrrrrr
*I unleash a barrage of fudge packed caramels on berry, knocking her into a pool of lemon juice. @boomboompancakes receive some buckets of durian and overripe mangos while I force feed her and @raynaevil809 vanilla soymilk*
*explodinh sharp rock candy fly towards @sophieforever33 and explode on…[Read more]
HAHAHHAHA DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK I DIED. NAH FAM IM ALIVE *i splat a banana pie in Kovu’s face, and coat the ground with jam. @raynaevil809 slips on the jam and careens headfirst into a moat of chocolate. I throw a million jellybeans at @boomboompancakes and Storm runs into her, knocking her into a vat of lemonade. I conjure a rotten tomato out o…[Read more]
*KOvu bites your head off and Kiara eats the remains of your body*
*I burn whatever of blood there is left*
Bro are you not paying attention. IM FLYING FOR GODS SAKE, YOUR PESKY LITTLE ANIMALS CANT TOUCH ME *i summon storm up as well*
@raynaevil809 well, if anything is possible… *I come back to life and become immortal*
*I turn into a pebble and silently watch this happen, hoping that I don’t get ******
*I slash at @raynaevil809 and coat her wounds with lemon tea and tie her up with a jelly rope. I proceed to throw lettuce at @poprcks and cause a mess of exploding food particles to aggressively stalk her*
* the cockroach clusters turn into real coakroaches, chasing @sophieforever33 and @SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Treacle tarts drop from the…[Read more]
*I creat violent rain storm of syrup honey and boiling hot chocolate that pours down on everyone but me*
*I destroy the cockroach* I coat everyone but me, @theladyofthelakesge hit the most, in maple syrup, hot soup, warm water, boiling hot coffee and tea, and warm ginger ale*
WAIT!* I freeze everyone ion time except for @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss and my self* WHERE ARE HENRY AND KIRI!!!!!!!
Bruv y’all know the love-fest is long over *i shoot a spell and your “time freeze” is over. Life starts again*
Yes I know but they as @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss said earlier they were supposed be hiding under a table and all tables by now have been destroyed and I also need back up
WAIT!!!! @poprocks *I cast a spell to reveal where Kiri and Henry are, and they’re in the swimming pool* *I create a bubble around both of them underwater so they’re safe* WHEW!!! *now I start throwing food at people*
also @poprocks you type in the less than sign, i, m, g, (space) s, r, c, = (equals sign), image address, and more than symbol (>)
*swims out of the soupy mess*
I attack @SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS with a rock candy scythe and cover her with fresh sliced lemons, I continue slashing then cover her up in a mound of melted caramel*
*she disappears as a giant marshmallow land on her and melts.*
* I form an alliance with @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss as I summon Kiri out of the pool he turns into a hulking man wolf and lifts what’s left of a table of sweets and throwing it into the air sending food everywhere I then curse the food to where when it touches anyone’s skin they break out in a horrible rash*
I hope this works. Also I made this based of the Virgil puppet from Sanders Sides am I on the right path video
sry, doesn’t work on jpgs! *I transform Henry into a gigantic wolf, where he and Kiri work together to send food flying everywhere*I shake hands with @poprocks in alliance*
um… @poprocks give me a few minutes, I’ll try to figure out if I can…
aah @poprocks sry I don’t know how… 😐 maybe someone else can help?
First off- we do alliances now??? Because our ANIMALS fell in ‘love’. Great.
Second- just put the picture on a google doc and then link it onto here.
*I explode the rock candy. The bananas hit me on the face while I grab some oranges and throw them on @sallysallysally.*
*sophieforever33 gets showered eith mashed potatoes and I drown her with gravy. A flock of roast turkeys appear and rolls on her*
*I use razor sharp crackers as ninja stars and they flow towards @poprocks and @SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS…[Read more]
Yesssss!!! Alliance! (Storm agrees too (in case you don’t know, Storm is my white tiger))
I guess @ladyofthebooksge isn’t taking the alliance.
“We can still throw food at her then.”
*Berry zips around her, tying her up with linguini and licorice until she can’t move any of her limbs*
*we stick cotton candy all over her and then throw her into a pool of lemonade*
*I wriggle out of the pool and explode the bindings Berry put on me*
*I smash a watermelon on @boomboompancakes and cover her with melted cheese. Exploding jelly beans fall on her as I smother twig in marshmellow and stick her between 2 Graham crackers*
*i sma.sh a pie in @ladyofthebooksge‘s face, throw her into a giant pile of mashed potatoes and start shooting her all over with my jelly gun while Berry covers her with peanut butter*
*we then sandwich her between two giant pieces of bread*
*a pile of strawberry mocha drops on @boomboompancakes. I wiggle out the piece of bread then pelt Twig with some asparagus. Berry gets hit by sticky b.alls of peanut butter and I tie her (right pronoun?) Up with stretchy ramen noodles. Both gets squashed in Pasta Alfredo while I cover them with tons of buttercream*
*cream pies explode, covering…[Read more]
I grab a pile of gummy hamburgers and throw them at @boomboompancakes
*i jump in an do flip while spilling vats of boiling chillie on everyone except @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, Kiri, and henry*
*Berry teleports out of her bindings and ties @ladyofthebooksge up with them instead, then starts rapid-fire throwing coconuts at her*
*i dump milkshakes and ice cream sundaes all over her*
*and also toss a cream puff over my shoulder that hits @kittybp2 in the eye*
*Berry flings her celery staff so it sm.ACKS @poprocks in the face and boomerangs…[Read more]
*Kiri and I both conger hundreds of rock candy daggers and send them fly. I then also cover @boomboompancakes and Berry in highly combustible poprocks*
*I deflect those coconuts and send them flying towards berry, which explodes on her*
*I tear up my bindings with sharp carrot sticks and use them to shatter the celery staff*
*shards of rock candy fly towards @poprocks and pin her against the wall. I continue to hurl cherry cordinals and boba pearls at her*
*Berry deflects the coconuts before they can explode on her, sending them flying in all directions to the sides*
*after quickly fixing the celery staff with magic, she sends razor-sharp graham crackers flying @ladyofthebooksge like ninja throwing stars, cutting her all over*
*ducks behind some dumplings*
*I spray berry with some pepper and chilli flakes. Gigantic durian fly in midair and explode all over berry and Twig, then drop a bucket of whipped cream on them.*
*I pour a pool of sticky caramel all over them, then stick a dozen sharp carrots on there. I explode the carrots, leaving tons of small sharp scratches on…[Read more]
*I smush the marshmellows back on @SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS and spray her with kool aid. Then, several bigmeatballs drop out of midair and explode, covering her with a mess of meat and tomato sauce*
*I wash myself up immediately (normally I wouldn’t but I don’t eat meat so)
*I conjure up a HUGE bowl (like, bigger than you could imagine) of steaming hot tea, steaming hot minestrone soup, steaming hot macaroni and cheese, steaming hot lasagna, and steaming hot grilled vegetables on @ladyofthebooksge. Then, after a minute, I dump 10 HUGE…[Read more]
*Watches the fight, looking back and forth, not taking sides, with a bucket of popcorn, surrounded by an unbreakable barrier*
*a cyclone of exploding, sizzling chilli pepper powder hits @SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I strike her with boiling hot miso soup. She slips on some seaweed then falls headfirst into a lot of queso cheese. Pointy nachos stick to her as I explode some avocados on her body*
*giant dumplings drop from midair, crushing the Graham…[Read more]
*watermelons drop on top of @cutenesslily causing her to faint. I slather her with honey and stick her between 2 pieces of honeycomb. I scoop chocolate ice cream on top of her, creating a human shaped mountain*
Ps. Does anyone remember what the number for the most commented post was? I feel like this is pretty close 🙂
It’s like 10 times this, in the 5 thousands.
Part of the Marvel Roleplay
*I break out, trapping Twig and Berry in endless licorice*
*I exit the fountain and take the chocolate off of me*
*It hovers in the air before squishing together in dozens of chocolate bars, which I sit down and eat*
*I explode the bars and send jagged pieces of candy flying at @boomboompancakes. Multiple jelly beans hit @eversrule101 as I dump her into some salsa sauce*
*@SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS receives a barrage of sticky caramel apples as I cover her in meatballs and place an apple on her mouth, then roll her in a cage of carrots*
*I come out of my carrot cage, clean myself up, and dump a bucket of chocolate on the now drenched @ladyofthebooksge. Then I trap her in endless chunks of chocolate.
*I walk to the party and realise I’m really late. I’m wearing a long yellow dress with black flats and a white Swan pendant. I looked around and everything is crazy.
*I eat the chocolate that @SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS used to trap me. Then, I explode some of it to cause a fire. As the chocolate melts, I roll out of the mound of chocolate and shower her with mashed potatoes then explode her hair*
*@sophieforever33 gets hit by the potatoe covered @SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS as both of them tumble down…[Read more]
I am laughing so hard where is all of this coming from? oof *I swim out of the lake (but I eat some of it first, I mean I love tomato sauce) , creating a pool of spicy chili sauce and shove @ladyofthebooksge inside, wrapping her inside a huge taco shell and sending her down*
*I hurl my French fry spear at the shell as it cracks into a million pieces. The shards spiral in the air, flying towards @SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS as the crackle and explode all over her. Buckets of guacamole spills over her before she can react. Finally, she is shoved into a popsicle as I anchor that onto the ceiling using extra sticky syrup*
*I could break out, but I love popsicles, so I eat it before breaking out, sharp shards of colored ice hitting @ladyofthebooksge. they melt on top of her as I stuff her into a large piece of raw broccoli, shrinking it back down before covering it in soy sauce*
I reallllllllyyyyyyyy shouldn’t have started this food fight. Anyway I summon pies and pie everyone in the face
*I grin evilly as I drive in a ******* truck an place dump the contents into the pool. I place explosives under the truckcounting down the seconds as my swan uses half of the swan gold it had collected from guests and aroung the place to make me a cloak.*
For extra protection my swan calls it familly and they swoop over covering me so that…[Read more]
*I blast the broccoli off as it hits @SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Platters of hot scrambled eggs drop above @lulu256 as my mu.rder of ravens deflect flying food and kamikaze people with sacks of grain*
*I carve holes into an apple and put diet coke and mentos in them and cackle as they explode, dousing everyone with apple mush and diet coke*
*I open my mouth and catch the scrambled eggs in my mouth….*
I. HATE. LEMONADE AND ANY. TYPE. OF. JUICE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW. DARE. YOU!!!!!!!!!
*I blast out if the ice and throw watery mush at @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
Then I bring out a water gu.n and fill it with mashed wasabi and start spraying at everyone, while…[Read more]
*The wasabi and chocolate cake bounce off my shield and land in a neat pile, not hitting anyone*
*Berry takes out a long whip made of licorice and gives @lulu256 a harsh lashing across the back*
*she also whips it so it wraps around @lulu256, then yanks her down from the chandelier and into the mashed food all over the floor, then start whipping her again and again*
*meanwhile I keep shooting exploding pancakes at her and dumping smoothies on her*
*I take out a piece of brioche bread as it soaks up the lemonade. Pounds of mushy, wet bread pelts @SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS as I spill hot hazelnut lattes on her. *
*I create daggers out of ice and jolly ranchers and slash at the oncoming wasabi. My ravens carry me up into the chandelier. I swing on it as hard boiled eggs rain on @boomboompanc…[Read more]
*I trap everyone in moulds of peanut butter crunch, hard and sticky*
*I start screaming like a banshee and eventually turn the liquorice to liquid and dry myself. I pick up the mashed food off the floor and throw it @boomboompancakes .*
*Berry teleports herself and me out of it and with a quick spell all the peanut butter crunch still on us peels off and zooms at @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sticking all over her*
*I blow it of, covering @boomboompancakes in honeycake*
So this is what I get for staying neutral.
*I, after cleaning all the food off myself, reinforce my shield so that it is COMPLETELY IMPENETRABLE and no one can get through*
*I start eating a chocolate brownie with fudge sauce dripped on top*
*I explode the peanut butter crunch, creating wickedly sharp shards out of it*
*I grab some sashimi, and wrap @SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS in it. I dunk several more pieces of sashimi in soy sauce, then slather them in wasabi. They are speared onto the peanut crunch shards, which I throw at her.*
*drops a pile of soufflé pancakes on @boomboompanc…[Read more]
*I clean myself immediately since I’m vegetarian* I push @ladyofthebooksge into a lake of mashed up raw broccoli and cover her in ice cold lemonade mixed with carrots*
*a mound of sweet corn bury @kaylakulik. Before she can climb out, I explode corn around her then pin her to the chandelier using a razor-sharp saltine cracker*
*I pour melted lollipops on her and cover them up with a pile of syrup. Piles of freshly ground beef burgers fall on her as she dangles inside her candy cocoon*
*drops it…[Read more]
*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS also gets pummeled with corn as I wipe up the broccoli. I then stick some tofu in her hair then explode it, creating a disastrous mess in it.*
*I stick her inside a giant veggie nugget*
*I pummel @ladyofthebooksge with dark chocolate caramel sticks that cover her up*
*I deflect the caramel sticks with a giant slice of cucumber*
*the remaining sticks explode in midair before they could hit me. I grab two curved blades made out of crab shells and sweep the leg on @kaylakulik. I dump gelato on her then cover it with the caramel stick shards, and explode the whole thing. She’s now covered in tiny sharp cuts all…[Read more]
*I cover Kayla in lemon juice then smash a pie in her face*
*she gets squirted with more lemonade as exploding sharp potato chips fly around her and give her nas.ty burns and scrathches*
*dumps chocolate on her so she looks like a chocolate covered statue*
*everycreature jumps as I kick open the door–BAM!!!!!*
*i wheel in a giant board with a big white sheet covering it*
SO. After watching the trailer and the behind-the-scenes video on it and all the countdown videos that are out so far, reading the first few chapters, and giving this a LOT of thought, I have come up with a LOT of very interesting…[Read more]
That was AMAZING!! Tag me for the party tomorrow, I don’t want to miss it!
YESS YOU ROCK!
This is an awesome theory! I stan Nicola as School Master and tag me for the party!
Oh, I forgot to imagine what happens to Reaper while the pens are fighting.
He gets pulled into a world where he’s floating in space in a front of a mirror that reflects him as a human…dressed up in a puppy suit. This will have him incredibly distraught. Possibly scarred for life, poor cat.
I knew I’d missed something. I’d brought up every…[Read more]
*Berry and I are passing out felt pop-up card invitations to everycreature we see*
*all the ones I pass out look like the One True King cover, have the date JUNE 2ND in big letters and direct you to this forum we’re in right now*
*all the ones Berry’s passing out have pictures from when the Open Chat was still up*
*both are sprinkled with glitter…[Read more]
Tag me! I have no idea what’s going on, but it sounds fun!!! (Cuz I’m pretty new to the whole parties and food fights and stuff)
Ohohohhhh buddy you are in for a WORLD of awesomeness, trust me.
“Can’t wait to see you there! 😀 ”
*i take out my party-planning notebook and start writing down tags*
Well, the magic 8 ball said “without a doubt” and i have an awesome outfit (recently discovered the god-tier fashion inspo that is Aikatsu) and i don’t want to let my younger self down. Fine. But I’m vanishing again after the party
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 :D…[Read more]
Iiiit looks like League of 13 candidates are making posts for people to ask them questions, so, this is our post for that if you guys have anything to ask.
“Yep! Any questions, for either or both of us! Fire away!”
*bursting out on instinct* –‘CAUSE TODAY, I WON’T LET THE SHAME SINK IN~
WE ARE BURSTING THROUGH THE BARRICAADES AND…[Read more]
*Berry and I look at each other*
“That’s a good question actually.”
And the answer’s no. Definitely not.
“For us, I mean. If y’all wanna eat pineapple on pizza that’s fine. Just we both personally aren’t fans.”
Yeah, I like my plain cheese pizza thanks.
“And I like mine with extra sprinkles!”
“OOOOH that’s tough, we’ve done SO many good ones…”
Remember that Easter party that was supposed to be a pretty small thing but somehow ended up with HUNDREDS of comments and people taking it up crazier and crazier to the point where the police came? And it eventually turned into a full-on Last Friday Night scenario with us waking up somewhere…[Read more]
*we both think long and hard*
…Can the other candidates do a good impression of Spongebob’s laugh? *proceeds to do a near-perfect Spongebob laugh*
*Berry starts laughing and so do I in my regular laugh*
“Nah, for real, Twig, what DOES separate us from the other candidates?”
*we go…[Read more]
…I dunno. I was 6 and I wondered what having an imaginary friend would be like and I decided mine was a fairy and her name was [DATA EXPUNGED] and…things just kind of happened. Her personality and interests kinda just revealed themselves over time, sort of like how you’d get to know a non-imaginary friend, and also evolved over time like any…[Read more]
It pretty much started as a pretend “code name” for myself to use in any scenario where I could use one. “Boom Boom” was meant to mean either explosions or poop. “Pancakes” was there for Random XD points because I’m like that. I also later thought “Boom Boom” could stand for fireworks too. Also, somecreature told me at some point they always…[Read more]
How long have you and Berry been friends, and what was it like when she came on the site?
We’ve been friends since the first grade!
And I remember the first thing she ever did on the site was aim a fireball at somecreature for saying something she found offensive that neither of us can remember…XD
“Twig and that ‘somecreature kinda flopped back and forth between friendship and rivalry a bunch at the time, though the ‘friendship’ was…[Read more]
Do you think Trumps a *****? Also, what’s your favorite food?
How do you feel about mosquitoes?
In case anyone is interested, my stance on mosquitoes is that they’re much more preferable than gnats because they are large enough to see easily, don’t travel in swarms, are repelled by garlic, leave bites that don’t itch that much (and aren’t in sets of two, vampire-style, like gnats!), and are less likely…[Read more]
I agree! Mosquitoes are annoying, but they have a reason to bite.
I don’t know about gnats . . . all I’ve ever seen one do is crawl all over my food.
@arcticsorcerer I dunno what that censored word is, but I know Trump is one of the very very few people I can name who I truly believe do not have a single speck of goodness in them and do not even deserve to exist. I hope he loses everything he has in life in the most excruciating way possible, gets killed, and is gets a special kind of torture…[Read more]
Twig, can you do me a favor and tag me in your activity or just join our rant in Alex’s activity? As much as I disagree with Hailee, we don’t want to “attack” her with our opinions.
*takes in a super deep breath*
So. It seems like those nominated for Council positions are supposed to give a speech…
“So we’re gonna give it a shot now!”
First off, I’m Twig. Autistic, aromantic, asexual, ******** Trolls fangirl, technically sixteen years old but emotionally/spiritually closer to seven and a half. And…[Read more]
Twig and Berry, you guys are the best. I love your creativity, sunshine, and excitement. You make everyone feel welcome and part of this family. Without you, the site would be off the rails boring! I think you guys invented the site party too, and I totally want to see you on the Council (I like to call it the League of 13). Awesome speech!!!…[Read more]
That. Was. AWESOMESAUCETASTICAL AND SNAZZY AND WONDERMAGNIFICALICOUS ALL BUNDLED INTO ONE! You guys are such kind, genuine people and any post from you brightens my day! I love talking to you, and your site parties are EPICMAGICALFABULOUSNESS! I’d love to see you on the council.
Sad but so true. The Golden Age seems so close yet so far- those good old times when I would still make SGE skits, run the Hophie Praising Club, create fan-created stories, read all the books over and over again although I’ve already read them over a hundred times cover to cover just so I can figure out new theories, talk with people on the SGE…[Read more]
You guys are amaspectalorious! There’s so many good speeches, I don’t know who to vote!
This is a great speech!! I have no clue how I am going to compete with that! *Starts sobbing*
You can totally do it Lily!! I believe in you! Speak from your heart 💙
Amazing speech Twig and Berry! I’m not sure if you know me, but I’m Eli, and I would like to say that you are an amazing person on this site, and one of the first people to welcome me! So thank you and I hope you do good in this election!
Congrats!! You guys are some of the awesomest site users ever!!!!!!!!
Twig… (no homo) I love you so much… you might actually be the greatest person to ever live and you have an amazing imagination. ONe day you’re going to change the world or find a cure for cancer or something. You’re such a great person! That goes for you too Berry 🙂
I don’t know what else to say but Awesome! Twig and Berry, your speech was awesome!! I can’t say anything else but awesome! Absolutely terrifically awesome!!
And hoooly cupcakes, thank you guys SO much!
*Berry jumps up spreading her arms wide and grinning* “HUUUGS!”
*with that she goes round to hug everycreature else in the room*
THAT WAS FABULICIOUS! Your positive, bright attitude is awesome and woah you have such a great imagination, I’m jealous! Your speech was so beautiful and woahhh I don’t know what to say, you’ll do great and it was AWESOME!
*throws confetti cannons*
no one is mad at you, currently
we might start getting a little annoyed if you keep spamming website central, though
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