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    boomboompancakes posted an update in the group Book 6: ONE TRUE KING 1 month, 1 week ago

    *kicks open the door, holding armfuls of papers with all kinds of indecipherable scribbles*
    *dumps the papers all over the table, then quick as a flash wheels in a conspiracy board with even MORE random papers full of scribbles and sketches and notes and stuff connected with tacks and red string*
    *turns toward everypony in the room, smiling wickedly*
    Prepare to have your minds BLOWN AWAY.
    *takes a long slow sip from my water bottle, then sets it down and starts talking*
    Right. So, the first thing that will happen is that Rafal will come back from the dead…
    …As a baby…

    …named Potato Pants.
    Potato Pants will eat Tedros’s father’s ring. Agatha and Tedros will have no choice but to keep Potato Pants with them as they try to find a way to stop Japeth. BUT, an evil fairy will turn Agatha into a giant tomato and erase all of Tedros’s memories. The evil fairy will also kidnap Tedros and try to marry him. She will be foiled just in time by Potato Pants eating her head.
    Eating the evil fairy’s head will cause Potato Pants to gain the ability to speak. And also sing. He will be an amazing opera singer.
    ALSO, because the last ring keeping the Storian alive was eaten, but not destroyed, Lionsmane will gain the same magic powers the Storian has, but the Storian won’t lose its powers, and also Lionsmane will have a mind of its OWN rather than having a person control it.
    Lionsmane will write that Japeth turns into a cute pink bunny, and Sophie gets rainbow hair. Then Lionsmane will go on vacation. And on vacation, it will meet the Storian and the two pens will fall in love.
    Meanwhile, Sophie will feed bunny Japeth to a crog and take over Camelot as its queen herself. But she will very quickly grow bored of being queen and decide to be a pop singer instead.
    Also, the two magic pens in love will cause a gigantic burst of magic across the Endless Woods causing all kinds of things to happen. Like Nicola and Sophie falling in love. And all the teachers at the School for Good falling in love with one of the teachers at the School for Evil. And the craziness of that will tear a big hole in the universe. The pens will try to stitch up that hole by means of Lionsmane connecting it to OTHER universes. This will cause some of those other universes to leak into the SGE universe and bits of the SGE universe to fin their way into other universes.
    Like Merlin (who was secretly busy being a clown in a circus this whole time), will find himself in the land of Oz. There he will make friends with a lion, a scarecrow, and a tin man and teach them all how to juggle flaming objects and yodel.
    And Dorothy will be transported back in time AND to SGE where she will become a student at the School for Evil instead of Good. She will be surprisingly good at Curses and Death Traps.
    And crogs and stymphs and fairies and nymphs from SGE will be sucked into the multiverse of Gravity Falls, which will suit them quite nicely actually and Ford will have a great time studying them.
    And half the pokemon from all the regions of the pokemon world will find themselves in the Endless Woods. Along with, like a quarter of all the pokemon trainers in that world, but few of them will be the ones any of those particular pokemon belong to. Nicola will become a really great pokemon trainer! Also, she and Hort and Sophie will form a surprisingly healthy and happy poly relationship together. And as Sophie and Potato Pants are both separately growing to be super awesome and famous singers–Sophie with her pop music and extravagant costumes and stage stuff, Potato Pants with his sparkly white Elvis hair and amazing opera singing and composing–they will collaborate on a super super big and fantastic performance where they combine their styles in a way that’s actually pretty darn awesomesaucetastic.
    Evelyn Sader will come back to life, but with no memories, and in OUR world. She and her butterflies will have a great time sightseeing!
    A bunch of different multiverse versions of Spiderman will also find themselves at SGE–Peter B. Parker, Miles Morales, Spider-Gwen, Peter Porker, Spiderman Noir, Peni Parker, you know–and be kept very busy keeping crime in the Endless Woods at bay.
    Hester, Anadil, and Dot will all be transported to the world of Zootopia. Hester will immediately vomit when they get there, Dot will have fun exploring, and Anadil will just be confused as to why all of her rats are suddenly dressed up as a mariachi band, playing music, talking, singing, and insisting on being called Bob, Alice, and Remy. (The third one also likes to cook all of a sudden.)
    Meanwhile, Tedros will be transported to the universe of Camp Camp. He will have a pretty hard time at Camp Campbell considering what little poops the kids there can be, and after being set on fire, hit by a bus, or ******* and suspended from the ceiling fan while kids pelt him with one too many times, despite David and Gwen’s best attempts to keep the kids more or less under control and David’s best attempts to make sure Tedros enjoys his time there, Tedros will quit. And be taken in by Daniel and intitated in the ways of his cult, so that by the time he does get sucked back into his own world, he’s a knife-crazy murderer who spouts cow **** about his ultralord Xemug.
    In all the chaos of all of this, Kiko will be possessed by demons from who knows WHAT universe, filling her with more evil and more power than you can possibly imagine, more than the Storian and Lionsmane that this point combined, and will rule over the Endless Woods trying to darken out the skies and kill everything and everypony in it. Then Nicola, Hort, Sophie, Potato Pants, all the different spider-people, some of the pokemon trainers, and all the students of Good and Evil will team up to take her down! They will manage to do so by singing Kumbaya, Jingle Bells, and Happy Birthday all at the same time and all off-key and at the top of their lungs. Doing this will cause the demons to shrivel away to nothing, leaving Kiko just as she was before, but now with an affinity for Screamo bands and eating sprinkles on pizza.
    *takes an overly exaggerated theatrical bow*
    The End!
    Am I a genius or WHAT? 😀

        boomboompancakes replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        the censored words were
        tied up

        ravenclaw24601 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        ….I have no words 😂

        sapphy replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        can you see the future?

          boomboompancakes replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Y’know, sometimes I get a little irritated with people saying they have no words. Because there is in fact a very VERY good word specifically for those situations, and it’s “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.” There’s a whole frickin’ musical number about it. Do I have to sing the whole song for people to get the point?
          *instantly perks up, exasperated expression instantaneously turning into a big grin*
          ‘Cause I can do that if you want!! 😀

        13unicorns13 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        that was the greatest thing i’ve ever read!

          13unicorns13 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          please do

        sapphy replied 1 month, 1 week ago


        boomboompancakes replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        *Berry and I exchange grins*
        *i take a deep breath*
        Even though the sound of it is something
        quite atrOcious
        *Berry jumps in next to me*
        “If you say it loud enough, you’ll always sound precocious!”
        (BERRY AND ME)
        *i grab a plastic tube and just shuffle-kick-dance around with it*
        (BERRY AND ME)
        Um-******-iddley lum-de-lye, um-******-iddley lum-de-lye,
        um-******-iddley lum-de-lye, um-******-iddley lum-de-lye…

        *i starts to march around as I keep singing*
        Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad
        Me father gave me nose a tweak and told me I was bad
        *on that line I mime tweaking my nose and make a face*
        *Berry appears near me hanging upside down in the air*
        “But then one day I learned a word that saved me achin’ nose!”
        *she drops down*
        (BERRY AND ME)
        Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
        If you say it loud enough, you’ll always sound precocious!
        Um-******-iddley lum-de-lye, um-******-iddly lum-de-lye,
        UM-******-IDDLEY LUM-DE-LYE, UM-******-IDDLEY LUM-DE-LYE!

        He traveled all around the world and everywhere he went
        He’d use his word and all would say,
        ‘there goes a clever gent!'”
        *i sweep an arm towards Berry who’s sitting on a table with a teacup and saucer*
        “When dukes and maharajas spent the time of day with me
        I’d say me special word and then they’d ask me out to tea!”

        *Berry tosses the teacup aside somewhere and joins the bouncing and dancing again*
        Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
        If you say it loud enough, you’ll always sound precocious!
        Um-******-iddley lum-de-lye, UM-******-IDDLEY LUM-DE-LYE!

        *i turn to Berry for a moment*
        You know, you CAN say it backwards, which is dociousaliexpi-isticfragicalirupus. But that’s going a bit too far, don’t you think? 😉 😉 😉
        “Indubitably!” *she says this with a tight smile, eyes rolling up at the ceiling, looking and sounding very fake-innocent and slightly mischievous*
        *i jump up onto a table*
        So when the cat has got your tongue there’s no need for dismay!
        Just summon up this word and then you’ve got a lot to say!
        *i jump down, as Berry hovers along in the air*
        “But better use it carefully, or it could change your life…”
        *i raise my hand*
        For example.
        *i’m suddenly wearing a bow tie and a hat for some reason*
        One night I said it to me girl…
        …and now me girl’s me wife.
        *Berry, who’s suddenly appeared next to me wearing a lacy white sundress, karate-chops me in the stomach*
        *it takes me a moment to recover from the pain of that*
        And a lovely thing she is too… *i say this in a slightly annoyed not-fully-sincere tone and give her a look*
        *Berry beams*
        *we get back into bouncing and dancing*

        (BERRY AND ME)
        *in a whispery tone to each other* Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious…!
        *on the last bit of fast-paced music, Berry keeps shuffling, shimmying, and twirling, while I keep jumping and kicking and stomping and clapping, until we both end back-to-back arms crossed on the last note that bangs out

          boomboompancakes replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *the censored word was just “d i d d l e” but you knew that didn’t you?

          sapphy replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          I’m speechless.

          No, just kidding. That was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

          glitter-popsical replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          I don’t have any words to say…

          13unicorns13 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Bravo! Bravo! that was amazing!

          katiebeau replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Amazing, nay! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 😂😂😂😊😊🙂😆❤️

        adi-booklover replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        O.M.G… just omg… WOWWWWW… O.O

          boomboompancakes replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Yeaaahhh!! *grins and gives a double thumbs up while Berry whoops and jumps up and down clapping*
          Oh! I’m gonna tag some people.

        goodandevil5050 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        That is awesome… I will scream if Soman doesn’t choose that.

        spiritdream1112 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        “He will be an amazing opera singer.”
        I need this in my life.

        lilystarling replied 1 month ago

        I’m speechless

        agathaofwoodsbeyond2019 replied 3 weeks, 1 day ago

        GENIUS. You forgot Spider-Girl (Mayday Parker).

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