boomboompancakes

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    boomboompancakes posted an update 1 year, 1 month ago

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    *the colorful, glittery sign on the door invites anycreature who was on the site 2015 to early 2018 to come inside*
    *you walk into a ceilingless room full of rainbow disco ***** on the tops of poles, and gold and silver balloons and streamers all around*
    *there are tables with pizza, cake, Berry’s famous pizza cake, a BIG cake shaped and iced to be a black swan and white swan, plus a loooooooong table with pretty much ALL – THE FOODS – YOU CAN THINK OF*
    *Berry’s wearing a dress that looks to be entirely made of leaves and vines and flowers, with giant petals over the skirt, and a wreath of berisprinkles, plus her usual boots and utility belt, and is twirling and dancing on tables playing her keytar*
    *i’m sitting on a table wearing my old bunny onesie, belt holding frying pan and umbrella, jelly gun strapped to my back, spring-shoes, etc., and lighting off fireworks that burst into the sky, several of them forming the usernames and/or faces of golden age users still here or long gone*
    *I jump up*
    Boinga, everycreature! Time to party like it’s 2017!! 😀
    *with that I flick the fuse to the first of a long STRING of fireworks that was set all around the edges of the room, sending ALL of them off into the air one by one in quick succession*
    *dozens of fireworks in all colors some normal fireworks and some in the shapes of usernames or faces filling the sky at once–POOM POOM POOM POOM POOM POOM POOM POOM*
    *Berry plays louder, higher, faster as they go and everycreature cheers like crazy*
    *several confetti cannons go off–BOOM!!!!–filling the air with confetti as well which rains down upon everycreature, prompting MORE cheers*
    *Berry plays her last chords and the playlist starts up with this song:

    *
    “LEEEeeEt’s PARTY!!!”
    *Berry shoots up a GIANT rainbow firework from her wand, and I pull a confetti popper* WOO!

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          thecoven4ever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *Comments in order to see what craziness occurs*

        royalfudge replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        *I cheer*
        If this is a party, I need a dress. And this is exactly the type of dress I would have chosen in 2017.
        Let’s party!

          royalfudge replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          https://i.pinimg.com/originals/82/b4/81/82b48133e02d8007091959d9208b49a2.jpg

          rinley replied 1 year ago

          LOL!!!

        boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

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          royalfudge replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          (Ack, thanks. I’ll just give a link, then)

          rinley replied 1 year ago

          HA!!!

        catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        *the room goes dark and several multicoloured spotlights focus on the entrance*
        *then there’s a burst of light and I enter the room, sashaying like a runway model*
        *i’m wearing a strapless white leotard covered in hundreds of tiny opals and diamonds that glitter pastel rainbow, a gold feather showgirl skirt, white lace fingerless gloves, a gold lace cape, gold high heels with encrusted gems and two sparkly gold bows held by diamonds, a golden tiara with opals and diamonds matching my leotard, bow-shaped earrings that match my tiara, white sparkly fishnet stockings with little bows at the top, and a pearl choker necklace with pearl loops hanging from it, my hair is magically extended to be down past my hips and has a purple ombre, plus little flowers and glitter in it, my nails are long, freakishly sharp, and gold glittery with small gems, and my makeup consists of glittery gold eyeshadow, glitter eyeliner, glitter mascara, red glittery lipstick, face and body jewels, and a full dusting of body glitter*
        *my cat walks in next to me with a full dusting of glitter, a tiara, a pearl collar that matches my choker necklace but also has a large gold sequin bow on it, and gold sparkly claw polish*
        What’s up everyone?!?!
        *the disco lighting comes back on, although me and my cat are still standing in a spotlight*
        WHO’S READY TO PAR-TAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          royalfudge replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *I stumble back*
          I’ve missed your entrances, wow. That was amazing.

          catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          I’ve got soda mix! *places the unbelievably sugared-up signature party drink on the table*

          boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 ”

        ms-granger replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        Hello! Ohhhhhh cake. I’m going to check out this cake.

          catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *eats a piece of cake, after magically making the frosting on my slice disappear because I don’t like frosting*
          Gotta get my sugar up so my dance moves can be wilder!
          (i’m listening to party music IRL right now)

          ms-granger replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *watches the frosting disappear*

          Woah. Can you do that to mine too? I don’t like vanilla.

          boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          “OOOOH SODA MIX” *Berry grabs a bottle, opens it, and chugs*
          Oh boy. Y’all get ready for THIS.
          *Berry starts to vibrate up and down with a crazed look in her eyes and smile*
          *then she SHOOTS into the air like a rocket, streaking sparkles behind her*
          “WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

          rinley replied 1 year ago

          there is no cake lol

        boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        *Berry spread her arms and legs out and does flips in that position as she comes down*
        *she puts her hands over her hand, lands and springs from her hands onto my feet and does tons more handsprings all around the room making silly noises*
        *then she starts spinning and spinning like a top in a wild blur all around crashing into things left and right*

        catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        HEY GUYS, WATCH THIS!!!
        *jumps onto a table, picks up a bottle of soda mix, sets it on fire, and chugs the whole thing while it’s flaming, before leaping onto a table, screaming with victory, and yeeting the bottle*
        *sees everyone’s horrified faces*
        What? It’s a type of magic fire that can’t actually hurt anyone or destroy things, even though it’s hot. Great for party tricks!
        *casually puts out the flaming bottle*

          boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          WHOOOOAAAAA!!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
          That is AWESOMESAUCETASTIC and I’m SO gonna use that!
          *Berry streaks by in the background, waving her arms in the air and screaming*

        catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        So, um… anyone wanna sing something? I have a few songs I want to do
        *picks up a jeweled mic that has fidget cube type additions*

          boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          OOOOH YES YES YES SING ‘EM
          *i start snacking*
          *Berry zips around and around and around the room, then freezes, then slowly falls over and passes out on the floor*
          …Oh boy. Hold on.
          *i grab a water gun and blast it in her face*
          *she starts twitching and making irritated expression, eyes still closed*
          “Ack–wha–uuugh!!” *she sits up, wiping her face* “Twig, what the heck!”
          Welcome back, Cheesehead! Catsrule wants to start up some karaoke.
          “Ooooooh! Yesss!!!”
          *with that she’s up and bouncing*

        catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        *picks up the mic and the spotlights focus on me*
        All right, I wanna hear everyone singing along!
        *hologram Minecraft players and creepers appear as my backup dancers*
        *music starts up and the crowd goes wild*
        CREEPER!
        *the crowd simultaneously shouts “AWW MAN!”*
        So we back in the mines
        Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side
        Side-side to side
        This task a grueling one
        Hape to find some diamonds tonight-night-night
        Diamonds tonight
        Heads up
        Hear a sound, turn around and look up
        Total shock fills your body
        Oh no it’s you again
        I could never forget those eyes eyes eyes
        eyes, ey-eyes
        CAUSE BABY TONIIIIIGHT
        THE CREEPERS TRYNA STEAL ALL OUR STUFF AGAINNN
        CAUSE BABY TONIIIIGGHTTT
        GRAB YOUR PICK SHOVEL AND BOLT AGAIN
        BOLT AGAIN
        And run run until it’s done done until the sun comes up in the morn
        CAUSE BABY TONIGHT
        THE CREEPERS TRYNA STEAL ALL OUR STUFF AGAIN
        Just when you think you’re safe
        Overhear some hissing from right behind
        Right-right behind
        That’s a nice life you have
        Shame it’s gotta end at this time time time
        time t-time time
        Blows up
        Then your health bar drops and you could use a one-up
        Get inside, don’t be tardy
        So now you’re stuck in there
        Half a heart is left but don’t die die die
        Die, d-die
        CAUSE BABY TONIGHTTTTTT
        THE CREEPERS TRYNA STEAL ALL OUR STUFF AGAIN
        CAUSE BABY TONIIIGHHTTTTT
        GRAB YOUR PICK SHOVEL AND BOLT AGAIN
        BOLT AGAIN
        AND RUN RUN UNTIL IT’S DONE DONE UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP IN THE MORN
        CAUSE BABY TONIGHT
        THE CREEPERS TRYNA STEAL ALL OUR STUFF AGAIN

        *a quick epilepsy warning appears in the air for a few seconds before the lights suddenly start changing between colours at an extremely fast rate during the rap verse*
        Dig up diamonds and craft those diamonds
        And make some armor, get it baby
        Go and forge that like you so MLG pro
        My sword’s made of diamonds so come at me bro
        Training in your room under the torchlight
        Hone your skills to get ’em ready for the big fight
        Every single day and the whole night
        Creepers out prowling, all right
        *lights change colours more slowly now and the hologram backup dancers vanish*
        Look at me look at you
        Take my revenge that’s what I’m gonna do
        I’m a warrior baby what else is new
        And my sword’s gonna tear through you
        ‘Bring it!’
        Cause baby tonight
        The creepers tryna steal all our stuff again
        ‘Let’s take back the world!’
        *the hologram backup dancers start reappeering, but just the creepers*
        Cause baby tonight
        Grab your sword, armor, and go
        ‘It’s on!’
        TAKE YOUR REVENGE

        *fireworks start going off as a diamond sword appears in my hand and I start fighting the hologram creepers while I sing, every hit causing them to vanish*
        SO FIGHT FIGHT LIKE IT’S THE LAST LAST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE LIFE
        SHOW THEM YOUR BITE
        CAUSE BABY TONIIIIGHTTTTTTTT
        THE CREEPERS TRYNA STEAL ALL OUR STUFF AGAIN

        *the creepers are vanquished, the hologram backup dancers of Minecraft players appear, this time in diamond armor*
        CAUSE BABY TONIGHT
        GRAB YOUR PICK SHOVEL AND BOLT AGAIN
        AND RUN RUN UNTIL IT’S DONE DONE UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP IN THE MORN
        CAUSE BABY TONIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
        THE CREEPERS TRYNA STEAL ALL OUR STUFF AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        *I finish by posing with two Minecraft diamond swords, crossed in front of my chest, and looking up with an expression that’s somewhere between a determined game face and a horror-movie slasher grin*

          boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          WOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
          *Berry and I applaud like crazy screaming our heads off*

        boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        Our turn!
        *Berry and I run up onto the stage, and I keep running into the wings as I adjust my headset mic while Berry turns to face the audience adjusting hers, then points offstage for a quick moment*
        “D flat major!”
        *the music starts up as she finishes getting her headset on*
        *a gigantic book rises up on the stage, and Berry stands behind it, resting her arms on it, so only her head and arms are in view*
        *then…*
        (BERRY)
        “Uncle Goodenberg was a bookworm,
        And he lived on Charing Cross.
        The memory of his volumes bring a smile… ” *she looks up and to the side, smiling, chin in her hands*
        (BERRY)
        “He would read me lots of stories,”
        *she speaks with her hand up on one side of her mouth as if she’s sharing a secret* “When he wasn’t on the sauce…”
        *she tosses up a violet bowler hat and catches it* “Now I’d like to share the wisdom, of my favorite biliophi-i-iiile…” *she twirls the hat on the end of her finger and raises her wand with the other hand, and the wand slowly lengthens and grows into a long pink staff with green twisting around it and a star-shaped yellow jewel at the top*
        *she slowly brings the hat towards her head, while the book sloooowly rises up and she slooooowly goes down*
        (BERRY)
        “Heeeeeee saaaaaaid aaaaaaa….”
        *she momentarily disappears behind the giant book, but a moment later it rises higher upwards and she comes out from under it, wearing that hat with a hot pink waistcoat and long violet colored skirt with lots of ruffles and layers and layers of hot pink ruffle-y underskirts under it, and her long wavy-curly blonde hair is suddenly just around shoulder-length*
        *she strikes a quick pose as a spotlight lands on her and then twirls and twirls towards the front of the stage singing in her best imitation of a Cockney accent, while people start to cheer*
        (BERRY)
        “…COVER IS NOT THE BOOK, so open it up and take a look–” *she stops and gives a high kick on that last word then keeps dancing across the stage*
        (BERRY)
        “Cause under the covers one discovers that the king may be a crook!” *on that line she comes by a statue of a regal-looking king with his hands behind his back, and quickly spins him around to show one hand is holding a dagger and a vial of poison while the other is crossing its fingers*
        (BERRY)
        “Chapter titles are like signs, and if you read between the lines…
        You’ll find your first impression was mistook!”
        *she taps a lumpy gray rock with her staff and it suddenly glows blue with little sparkly bits and purple and pink flowers growing on it*
        (BERRY)
        “For a cover is nice, but a cover is not THE BOOK.” *on that last bit she tosses her staff up a little and catches it before resuming her dance*
        (SOME FOLKS WHO’VE SEEN THIS MOVIE AND LISTENED TO THIS SONG TOO MANY TIMES)
        Ta-ru–ra-ree, ta–ra-ta-ta-ta, ta-ru–ra-ree, ta–ra-ta-ta-ta!
        *I jump onstage from the other side, wearing pretty much the same outfit as her but with pants instead of a skirt and instead of the coat it’s the pants that are pink*
        (BERRY)
        “Twig, could you give us an example?”
        (ME)
        Sure!
        **”Psst! Twig, the line is ‘certainly,’ not ‘s u r e…’**
        **oh, shut up.**
        *i elbow her aside, allow her to twirl off out of sight, and take the stage myself, with a giant pop-up book opening behind me to a pop-up tree lady with no leaves on her tree boughs*
        *i sing in my best imitation of that accent*
        (ME)
        Nellie Rubida was made of wood, but what could not be seen
        was though her trunk up top as barren,
        well her roots were lush and green

        *the platform I’m standing on rises upwards, revealing, of course, roots full of leaves and flowers underneath the tree*
        (ME)
        So in Spring when Mr. Hick’ry saw her blossoms bloomin’ there *i pull/push a lever that pops up next to me, and the tree flips upside down, so that the leafy and flower roots are up on top*
        (ME)
        He took root despite her bark and now there’s seedlings everywhere!
        *people start cheering again*
        (BERRY AND ME)
        WHICH PROVES A– *she twirls across the stage from the other side and tosses me a big umbrella (closed) which i catch*
        (BERRY AND ME)
        COVER IS NOT THE BOOK, so open it up and take a look *she bumps me with her hip/b.utt, and I poke her with my umbrella*
        (BERRY AND ME)
        Cause under the covers, one discovers that the king may be a crook! *on that line Berry switches her bowler hat for a large crown which I quickly grab and toss offstage, to which she gives me a look but puts her bowler hate back on*
        (ME)
        Chapter titles are like signs
        (BERRY)
        “And if you read between the lines…”
        (BERRY AND ME)
        You’ll find your first impression was mistook! *on that line i open a book with a fairy-tale princess on the cover only for ravens and a bat to flap out of it, while Berry opens a book with a blank white cover only for fireworks to burst out*
        (BERRY AND ME)
        For a cover is nice, but a cover is not THE BOOK. *we toss the books aside and go back to dancing*
        *more cheering*
        (ME)
        Should we do the one about the wealthy widow?
        (BERRY)
        “Oh, by all means!”
        (ME)
        Always loved that one.
        (BERRY)
        “Well, go on then!”
        *another pop-up book opens, this one popping up an island scene, and we climb up onto that*
        (ME)
        Lady Hyacinth Macaw brought all her treasures to a reef
        (BERRY)
        “Where she only wore a smile…”
        (ME)
        Plus two feathers…and a leaf. *on that line, we both hold our hats in front of Berry’s chest, then I move one to a certain other part of her body*
        *various exclamations and laughter from some people in the audience*
        (BERRY)
        “So no one tried to rob her, ’cause she barely wore a stitch…”
        (ME)
        For when you’re in your birthday suit–
        (BERRY AND ME)
        –there ain’t much there to show you’re rich!
        *laughter and cheers from the audience while we go back to just dancing all over the stage*
        (BERRY AND ME)
        OH, a cover is not the book, so open it up and take a look
        cause under the covers one discovers that the king may be a crook!
        Ta-ru-ra-ree, ta-ru-ra-rA, ta-ru-ra-tee ta-ta ta-TA!
        *on that last bit, she tosses her staff to me and i toss my umbrella to her*
        (BERRY AND ME)
        You’ll find your first impression was mistook! *Berry’s staff starts hopping and twirling all around me and my umbrella bursts confetti and streamers out the top*
        *we lean back so we’re back-to-back* Yyadadadaa!
        For a cover is nice but a cover is not THE BOOK.
        *we toss the items back to each other*
        (BERRY)
        “Oh, why don’t we do the one about the ***** rascal!”
        (ME)
        Isn’t that one a bit long?
        (BERRY)
        “Well, the quicker you’re into it the quicker you’re out of it.”
        *i shrug, like ‘i guess,’ then step forward, while she opens a book and displays it to the audience, with the pop-up illustrations showing a big castle, and I start the rap part*
        (ME)
        Once upon a time in a nursey rhyme,
        there was a castle with a king, hiding in a wing. *i point with my umbrella*
        ‘Cause he never went to school to learn a single thing. *on that line i pick up another book, look at it from a few angles, then toss it aside*
        *Berry turns the page*
        (ME)
        He had scepters and swords and a parliament of lords– *Berry pulls tabs and up pop a scepter, a sword, and a man in a fancy outfit*
        –but on the inside he was sad. *she pulls another and up pops a large crying emoji*
        Egad!
        *Berry sets the book down*
        (BERRY)
        “Because he never had a WISDOM for numbers, a WISDOM for words” *on that line she waves her staff, sending colorful numbers, then letters, floating in the air around her*
        “Though his crown was quite immense,” *she makes a floating crown appear* “his brain was smaller than a bird’s.” *the crown turns into a bluebird and flies away*
        (ME)
        So the queen of the nation made a royal proclamation:
        *we both begin talking in higher, snootier, ridiculous voices as Berry puts up a sock puppet with curly hair and a crown and pearl necklace*
        (BERRY AND ME)
        ‘To the missers and the messers,
        The more or lessers,
        Bring me ALL the land’s professors!’
        *i drop the voice and Berry tosses the sock puppet away*
        (ME)
        Then she went to the hairdresser’s.
        *Berry floats in the air and heads across the stage**
        (BERRY)
        “And they came from the East, and they came from the South.
        From each college they poured knowledge from their brains into his mouth.”
        *on that line I open a book and a jillion words and pictures and diagrams and stuff come flying out and filling the air*
        (BERRY)
        “But the king couldn’t learn, so each professor met their fate
        For the queen had their heads removed and placed upon the gate!” *on that line she draws her staff across her throat like a knife, then points it towards a pop-up fence with ****** severed heads upon the points of it which just popped up behind us unexpectedly, causing me to jump*
        (ME)
        And on that date…
        *i flick it over so it falls back down backwards*
        (ME)
        I state their wives all got a note their mate was now the late great.
        (BERRY)
        “But then suddenly one day a stranger started in to sing. He said–”
        *i’ve just pulled on an eye patch and a cloak that was on a stand and slunched over*
        (ME)
        *in a raspy ***** voice* –‘I’m the ***** rascal and I’m here to teach the king!’
        (BERRY)
        “And the queen clutched her jewels–” *she says as she mimes doing so* “–for she hated royal fools, but this fool had some rules they really ought to teach in schools!”
        *she waves her staff and books start to float into the air and settle solidly into places like ladder steps, making two staircases going back and forth, and we start to run up those staircases*
        (ME)
        Like you’ll be a happy king if you enjoy the things you’ve got!
        You should never try to be the kind of person that you’re not!

        *Berry starts hopping and spin-hopping up her staircase*
        (BERRY)
        “And they sang and they laughed, for the king had found a friend,
        and they ran onto a rainbow for the story’s perfect end!” *on that line she sweeps her staff across above her head and a big rainbow arches over the stage, then she jumps from her staircase-of-books and flies offstage, while I keep running up my staircase-made-of-books*
        (ME)
        So the moral is you mustn’t let the outside be your guide, for it’s not so cut-and-dried–
        *i stop in my tracks for a bit and hold up my pointer finger, eyes wide*
        Well, unless it’s Dr. Jekyll, then you better hide.
        *i smirk at the pun and point the finger like a finger gun toward the audience, then go back to rushing up the book stairs*
        (ME)
        No the truth can’t be denied, as we now have testified, all that really counts and matters is the special stuff inSIIIIIIIDE~!! *on that last bit I twirl across a platform the book stairs were leading up to, then kick a leg in the air and raise my hat in the air*
        *everycreature cheers and applauds like crazy, with one person notably cheering “they did it!!!”*
        *Berry appears next to me on the platform in a burst of glitter, and the platform moves backwards as an actual staircase extends down from it towards the front of the stage and the books fly out to surround the edges, open their pages towards the audience*
        *Berry and I begin to dance down the stairs*
        (BERRY, ME, AND EVERYCREATURE ELSE)
        OH, A COVER IS NOT THE BOOK,
        SO OPEN IT UP AND TAKE A LOOK
        ‘CAUSE UNDER THE COVERS ONE DISCOVERS THAT
        THE KING MAY BE A CROOK!

        (BERRY)
        “So please listen to what we’ve said!”
        (ME)
        And open a book tonight in bed!
        (BERRY AND ME)
        SO ONE MORE TIME BEFORE WE GET THE HOOK
        *we both stop on that line and duck as a gigantic cane hook from offstage reaches in to pull us off, and it sweeps back out without us in its hook*
        (ME)
        Sing it OUt strong!
        *we go back to dancing down the stairs*
        (BERRY AND ME AND EVERYCREATURE ELSE)
        A COVER IS NICE
        (BERRY)
        “Please take our advice!”
        (BERRY AND ME AND EVERYCREATURE ELSE)
        A COVER IS NICE
        (ME)
        Or you’ll pay the price!
        (BERRY AND ME AND EVERYCREATURE ELSE)
        A COVER IS NICE BUT A COVER IS NOT THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!
        *as Berry, me, and half the audience are holding our notes on THAT, the other of the audience goes: “ta-ru-ra-ree, ta-ru-ra-ra, ta-ru-ra-ree, ta-ru-ra-ra, ta-ru-ra-ree, ta-ra-ta-TA! TA! TA!!
        *on that last “TA!” Berry and I have reached the bottom of the staircase and struck a pose together, each of us kicking a leg out forward in each other’s direction while facing the audience and holding our hats in the air*
        *the confetti cannons go off from either side of the stage–BOOM!!!!!! confetti and streamers rain down*
        *the audience is completely losing their minds*
        *Berry and I break out of our poses and with bursts of glitter, our props disappear and our outfits go back to what we were wearing before, plus Berry’s hair grows back down to her waist*
        *Berry curtsies and I give a flourishing theatrical bow, then we both hop down from the stage*

          boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          (the censored words were “d.irty” and “bl.oody”)
          (always forget about the censor… -_-)

          ms-granger replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          Augghhhhhhhh I love that song! (You had never from “d flat major”)

        catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        *debates whether to sing again or do a crazy trick*

          royalfudge replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          Crazy trick, I want to see it!

        catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        *my cat hops onto my shoulder*
        *I climb up one of the poles with a disco ball on it, and grab a streamer*
        *then I leap off the pole and swing from the streamer like a vine, trailing glitter like Nyan Cat, which showers the crowd*
        WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- HHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        *then when the streamer inevitably breaks, I keep hanging on to it, as I get projected forwards from the momentum, fly over the party, clear the snack table, and crash through the window*

          royalfudge replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *I quickly summon you back before you fall into a swamp*
          Impressive.

          catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          You didn’t need to teleport me back here. Part of this involved catching onto the side of the window and doing some climbing, so you actually ruined it.
          *mutters the B word under my breath*

          royalfudge replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          I can always toss you back out, if you’d like.
          Also, come on- it’s what’s called an accident.

          catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *my cat scratches me*
          ‘Sorry about her, she can be a little salty when people accidentally mess up what she’s doing.’

          royalfudge replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *I nod in thanks*

          boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          YEAAAAAAH!!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
          “WOOOOOOOOOO 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 “

        uraza169 replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        Ahhh am I late?!
        *I appear in the room with a flash of light, dressed in a casual pair of khakis and a hoodie* Is this good? Or should I change into something else… *Another flash of light and I’m in a tux with a tie* Too classy? What about… *I transform into my Everboy uniform* No… I’ll just stick with the hoodie. *One last flash and I’m back to my original clothes*

          boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          😀 !!! Boinga!!

        malin replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        I’m late too Uraza! Wait. Haiku?! (That’s my kitten, she’s a holy terror) How did you get in here?
        *Haiku yowls ferociously and leaps towards a group of unsuspecting Evers*
        Bad kitten!
        *She starts tearing around the room, shrieking loudly*
        I’m not even kidding here, this is what Haiku acts like every day. The dog gets very little sleep.
        Thanks for inviting me! I’d better go find Haiku before she destroys something.
        *crashing noises*
        Too late.

          malin replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *Haiku notices @catsruleforever ‘s cat and glares jealously*
          Haiku, leave the nice kitty alone. *Haiku, I’m serious…*
          Young lady you leave that cat alone. Are you even listening to me?

          malin replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          I brought my unicycle. Unfortunately, Haiku hates my unicycle because it doesn’t squeak when she hits it (that’s what my dog does), so she might attack me.
          *I go up on the stage*
          *Two cold green-yellow eyes appear in the darkness behind me*
          First, I will do a side mount!
          *I side mount without falling on my face*
          And now I will ride backwards!
          *Haiku casually saunters behind me as I start to ride backwards*
          And now for seat-out-in —OW!
          *Haiku scratches me and unleashes a mighty yowl*
          Get back here, you horrid ball of fur!

          catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *Cupcake walks up to Haiku and offers her a cute sparkly collar with jewels*
          ‘If you want it, you can dress up for the party. I take it you like to wreak havoc? That makes two of us. I’d love to be friends with you, we could get into some awesome exploits together!’

          boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          Boinga!!!! 😀 😀
          “So glad you guys are here!!!”
          You did miss an amazing entrance by Catsrule though. And arguably one of our best karaoke performances ever.

        catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        OK, gonna sing now!
        This is a song parody that I wrote, set to to State Of Grace by Taylor Swift. It’s about my favourite anime character, Setsuna Higashi aka Eas!
        *the lights go out
        *a red spotlight focuses on me*
        *you can see that my clothing has changed- I’m wearing a strapless sparkly red crop top, a “covering” (it covers nothing lol) that looks like what would happen if you fastened a black cape under your arms like a strapless dress, as well as skintight black hot pants, tall black leather boots with red gems, a more simple-looking hair accessory somewhere between a headband and a tiara with black gems, and a pair of black opera gloves that are shredded to pieces*
        She saw the light, and it burned her eyes.
        *the intro to State of Grace plays*
        Walk through the city in my disguise
        Chat in streets and excess in lives
        And all I know
        Is strike and go
        I am alone with my breaking mind
        I summon until it hurts and bleeds and tears inside
        And I never saw you comiiiiiing
        And I’ll never be the saaame

        We hang out and my grip on things falls
        Shatter me like a cannonball
        And all I know
        Is don’t let go
        We are alone just you and me
        Losing the fights and my sanity
        Just card suit lights
        And four closed eyes
        So you still think I’m some saint
        And I love where love is wrong
        I search for answers in vain
        You search for the red heart
        But you’ve taken over my liiiffffeeeee
        And I never saw you comiiiiing
        (oh oh oh-oh-owhoaoh-oh oh oh-ohwhoa)
        And I’ll never be the same (oh oh oh-oh-owhoaoh-oh oh oh oh)
        Tell myself every time
        This is the final fight
        You treat this like a game
        Guess I’d better play my cards right
        THESE DAYS DECIDE MY FATE
        YOU’RE MY ACHILLES HEEL
        THIS IS THE SCARLET AGE OF NOT KNOWING WHAT’S FAKE AND REAL

        And I never (never) see you comiiiing
        AND I’LL NEVER (NEVER) BE THE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMEEEEEEEEEEE
        I NEVERRRRR SAW YOU COMIIIIIIIIIIIIING

        (So you still think I’m some saint, and I love where love is wrong)
        AND I’LL NEVER EVER BE THE SAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEE
        YOU’VE TAKEN OVER MY LIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEE

        Tell myself every time
        This is the final fight
        You treat this like a game
        Guess I’d better play my cards right

          catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *the lights go out, and when they come back on, my clothes have returned to what I was wearing when I walked into this party venue*

          boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *Berry and I cheer and applaud like crazy* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
          “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH”

        boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        Hey, that reminds me, there’s a song parody I wrote that I could sing for the heck of it.

          ms-granger replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          Ohhh sing it! I’m enjoying all the karaoke!

        catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        gotta go to bed irl soon

        catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        i know i said i had to go to bed, but guess who’s wide awake and doodling up a storm right now
        (hey, do you have a tumblr account? i’m queensparklekitten, if you have tumblr i’ll follow you)

        ms-granger replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        No one will notice one brownie missing… mwahahah

        boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        Okay, I’m just gonna go ahead and sing that song parody now.
        “Oh! I can play along on the guitar, right?” *Berry takes her guitar out*
        Oh, yeah, totally!
        *Berry starts tuning her guitar while I head up the stage and stand in front of a standing mic*
        This is a parody of Love Story by Taylor Swift. I made it into something that’s absolutely NOT a love story, from the POV of an aroace who’s done with all of this cow ****. Hope y’all like it.
        *a spotlight comes down on me as the music starts*
        *Berry, of course, is playing her guitar with it*
        *then…*
        You see this stuff on TV and in movies
        The eyes lock, slow-mo and floating hearts, but that’s not me.
        It never was and it’ll never be.

        I was just going to meet up with my friends
        When we bumped into each other and you
        thought it was love…
        While pizza was all I was thinking of
        *i give an apologetic shrug on this line and there’s a chuckle or two from the audience*
        *i start to tap a foot to the music*
        You might be Romeo, but Shakespeare’s overrated
        And just stay away, cause I’m not your Juliet
        And your sitting too close and flirting
        Just makes me uncomfortabllllle… !

        *i notice a big smile spreading over Berry’s face*
        *i bob my head and tap my foot some more, soon switching to other foot, as the music picks up for the chorus*
        And I said
        Romeo, sorry, but I’ve got no interest
        You might be a prince but I’m no one’s princess
        I’m happy with my friends or family or alone
        There’s no love story here, Imma just say no.
        *i emphasize the no in a certain way, holding up a hand and widening my eyes to boot, prompting a couple more giggles from the audience*
        *the music goes back down a notch for verse 2*
        *i continue tapping a foot though*
        You gave me a note with hearts that said “do you like me”
        I wrote “not really; sorry” and gave it back
        I didn’t know
        How you thought that was supposed to gooo~o…
        *more faint laughter from the audience by now*

        I just felt confused when you gave me those flowers
        When you sang me sappy songs, I got grossed out and gagged
        But you never give it up and it’s making me wanna explooooode !

        So I say
        Romeo, please, I’m too aroace for this
        I’m sorry but I’ll just never want to kiss
        I’m *** repulsed and romance repulsed and so
        No matter what you do, I gotta say no.

        I don’t want anybody trying to tell me how to feel
        I don’t do romance, I never WI-ill
        If you keep at this, I’ll punch you in the face
        *i hold up a fist on that line*
        I just can’t feel that, buddy, I’m an aroace
        *by now my foot-tapping has basically turned into stomping or at least kicking the ground*
        *Berry starts up the guitar solo before the bridge and i bob my head along, still ground-kicking*
        Oh ohh-oh
        *guitar solo goes on for awhile*
        *then…*
        I got tired of waaiiting
        *the music goes down for the bridge and at this point I’ve stopped moving my foot*
        While you tried out every pickup line in the book
        My patience wearing…sOOO thinnnn *i roll my eyes way back in extreme exasperation, prompting another chuckle or two*
        When you asked to meet me out by the brooke

        And I said,
        Romeo, honestly, can’t you just leave me alone
        Romance isn’t everything and you should know
        I never liked you, can’t you just go away
        He said “please, Juliet, can’t we have just one date”

        I sAID,
        *the music kicks way up again and I sing louder, with more ground-kicking still*
        no we can’t, Romeo, I’ve told you this a thousand times!
        And I’m sick of ALL your rose and violet rhymes!
        Now if you please, I’ve got my own life to live
        There’s just no love stories in my narrative!

        *i hear a couple of whoops (one was definitely Berry) and claps or snaps–I am rather proud of that line*
        Oh oh ohh-oh
        *i notice the stage getting brighter, then turn around to see the curtain behind me has turned into a brightly glowing aroace pride flag*
        Oh oh ohh-oh
        *grinning, i turn and see Berry from her place in the audience winking at me, her wand floating next to her and glowing*
        You don’t see things like this in mooooovies.
        *the music stops, the spotlight vanishes and the curtain goes back to normal*
        *i step aside from the standing mic and take my overdramatic flourishing bow as the audience applauds (Berry is notably cheering the loudest)*
        *then i take the mic off its stand to give a closing statement into it*
        Amatonormativity can go step on a lego in heck. Thank you.
        *i drop the mic, then jump down from the stage*

          boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          (the censored word was S.E.X.)

        spiritdream1112 replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        Hey I’m finally able to access my mentions.
        What did I miss?

          boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          “Some pretty amazing entrances and karaoke.”

        pinker13 replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        *comments to see what happens*

        boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        SO.
        Because not much has being going on these comments yet, and because we haven’t had one in FOREVER, I’m gonna start a FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
        *i sma.sh a banana cream pie in @catsruleforever ‘s face*
        *i start flinging donuts at @darkfire2010 and @ms-granger *
        *Berry splashes @uraza169 with a pitcher of lemonade, then pours a barrel of hot sauce over @malin ‘s head*
        *i chuck a cantaloupe at @royalfudge *
        *Berry chases @pinker13 pelting her with onions*
        “HA HA HA HA HAA”

        boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        SO.
        Because we seem to have hit a slow point, and because we haven’t done one of these in FOREVER I’m gonna start a FOOD FIGHT!!!
        *i sm.ash a banana cream pie in @catsruleforever‘s face*
        *i start flinging donuts @spiritdream112 and @ms-granger *
        *Berry splashes @uraza169 with a pitcher of lemonade, throws a cake at @royalfudge, then flies over @malin‘s head and pours out a barrel of hot sauce onto her*
        *i chuck a cantaloupe at @darkfire2010*
        *Berry chases @pinker13 around pelting her with onions*
        “HA HA HA HA HAA”

          ms-granger replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *hides under a table*

          *rolls tomatoes across the floor, thinking someone might trip on one*

        boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        *Berry yanks @ms-granger and @darkfire2010 out from their hiding places* “There’s NO hiding in a food fight!”
        *i’ve set all the cupcakes cannons around the room, and now i set them all off*
        *POOM POOM POOM POOM POOM POOM POOM cupcakes pump out rapid-fire from all directions*
        *Berry sends @darkfire2010 and @ms-granger spinning around the room getting cupcakes stuck ALLLLLL over their bodies*

          ms-granger replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          At least I have a good reason to hide…

        catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        *magically deflects the pie*
        Wait a second guys, not ready yet. Magical girl outfits are highly impractical for combat and magical girl-inspired outfits are just as much. Gonna quickly get myself some practicality.
        *renews the spells I’ve done to prevent my hair, makeup, and outfit from getting messed up, stained, or wet, and then magically turns my high heels into flats, shortens my showgirl skirt and cape, and braids my hair to keep it out of my face*
        Okay, NOW I’m ready to fight!
        *makes a whip out of licorice and trips everyone in sight, letting them fall into the food all over the floor*

        boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        *Berry (who by the way was in flight so she couldn’t be tripped telekinetically grabs the end of the whip and yanks hard enough to pull @catsruleforever off her feet and send HER crashing to the floor too*
        *i pick up the tomatoes @ms-granger was rolling across the floor and throw them at her*

        royalfudge replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        *I walk in on the fight*
        Woah. This is impressive.
        *I wrap licorice around Twig and Berry, and throw Catsrule into a giant cake*

          boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *Berry teleports us out of the licorice*
          *she grabs it herself to use if need be*
          *i switch into phoenix-dragon-unicorn-troll form and start shooting exploding pancakes at @royalfudge *

        catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        *eats the cake and then magically turns nearby hard candy into my armor which no one but me can remove, complete with spikes*
        *then uses ice cream and popsicles to make those giant super-strong rock fist gloves and straight-up punches Berry out of the air, before doing the same to Fudge, Twig and Darkfire*

          royalfudge replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *I tumble through the air, landing on a giant cookie*
          *I then throw exploding cucumbers at Catsrule*

          catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *i stop the cucumbers in midair like that scene in The Matrix*

          royalfudge replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *gives you that look of amazement and annoyance*

          boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *Berry pulls up a hand and a huge soda geyser springs up underneath @catsrulforever and sends her shooting into the air*
          *she then lassoes her with the licorice (pinning her arms to her sides in the process) and yanks her to the ground with a CRASH, possibly doing some damage to the hard candy armor and ice-cream-and-popsicle rock fist gloves*
          *i take out my jelly gun and start rapid-fire shooting jelly from it and exploding pancakes from my horn at Catsrule*
          *i take out my jelly gun and start rapid-fire shooting jelly at @catsruleforever as well as exploding pancakes from my horn*

          thecoven4ever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *whispers* this is epic

        boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        Cove! 😀
        “Cove! 😀 ”
        *i hit you in the face with an exploding pancake and Berry flings a cupcake that hits you in the face right afterwards*

          uraza169 replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *I use a spell to clean off Berry’s lemonade*
          OH IT’S ON (and I’m not even a violent person)
          Time to bring out the Asian Food Brigade!!
          *I drop a signature giant dumpling on Twig, squashing her, and wrap Berry in a coffin of udon noodles*

          catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *only the soda and licorice affected me, thanks to my armor, and the spikes on my armor cut up the licorice*
          *I get back up and magically enlarge a pair of cookies, before giving them sharp spinning edges and putting them on indestructible string like yoyos/bolos, and giving my cat a smaller matching pair and armor of her own*
          *me and my cat use them to take out everyone in sight*

          thecoven4ever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          I should have known that would happen hahaha
          *i wipe off my face*
          *i pull on my gingerbread armor with a walnut helmet*
          *I pull out my marshmallow slingshots and and put in some extra sour warheads*
          *pulling back the slingshot I hit Elliot, berry, and catsrule in quick succession*
          *the sour warheads explode in all their faces, burning off their armor with the acid*
          *A giant Nutella cloud floats over twig and Nutella rains down on her, quickly solidifying in a chocolate cage*

        boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        *Berry chomps her way through the coffin lid and catches all the rest in a giant bowl*
        *i squirm my way out from under the dumpling and start pelting @uraza169 with croissants and brioches*
        *Berry launches a giant mound of ice cream from the ice cream catapult, which lands on top of @uraza169*

          boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *i shrink down the Troll size, escape from between the bars of the cage, spring back to human size, and tackle @thecoven4ever to the ground*
          *i stuff rotten tomatoes into her mouth, yank off her helmet and smack her in the face with it*
          *i shove her face-first into a giant mound of ice cream and fling the helmet so it hits @royalfudge in the head*
          *Berry magically explodes the chocolate cage into a bunch of large chunks*
          *she floats them all into the air, floating up into the air herself*
          *she extends a hand to send a few flying at @uraza169, extends another sending several more flying at @thecoven4ever, then spins and extends an arm again sending more flying at @catsruleforever*

          thecoven4ever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *I bring up my hands as a burst of orange juice shoots from them, blocking the pieces of chocolate*
          *I burrow into the ice cream mound, until it freezes around my body like a new suit of armour*
          *I whirl around, pulling out my gumdrop bazookas*
          *I fire a wall of gumdrops, surrounding Twig*
          *I then grab a pretzel stick and pole vault to the top of the wall, pelting her with raw seafood that forms a stinky mound around her*
          *I flip onto my rock candy hoverboard as it flies by, sending a confetti popper at Berry that explodes when it nears her, spilling exploding jellybeans onto her head that ecplode at the slightest movement.*
          *The explosion spreads cherry pie filling all over the room, making it look like a murder happened here*

        catsforlife replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        *I show up fashionably late.* Oh heck yes I planned to be late lol

          royalfudge replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          Why am I not surprised?

        royalfudge replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        This feels like 2017, wow.
        *I get out the fried chicken liver*
        Prepare to suffer.
        *I start pelting everybody with it*

          uraza169 replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *I clean myself off again and summon a giant rice cracker to use as a shield*
          Ack, I should probably get some armor.
          *I snap and am instantly covered from head to toe in a suit of White Rabbits, complete with a satchel full of broth bombs and dumplings*
          *I throw a broth bomb at Fudge and it explodes, drenching her in hot pho broth*

          royalfudge replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          ELLIOT WHY
          *I douse myself in freezing water and heal my burns*
          *I summon the GTO, and direct him to sit on you*
          Suffer.

        uraza169 replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        NO
        NO
        NO
        *I wriggle under the GTO*

          royalfudge replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *he gets up and lets you go*
          If only because the fight is later tonight, and I need you alive.

          ms-granger replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          Oh thank you! *in the elapsed time I managed to cast a “Tergio” spell strong enough to get all the cupcake off, but am still very upset about it*
          *pulls out jelly gun*
          Allies?

        catsforlife replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        This is why I love food fights. The potatoes and the GTO
        *Shoots Orla with a bubblegum bazooka*

          uraza169 replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *Deflects the potatoes with another rice cracker and drops a giant vat of pudding on Cats*

          catsforlife replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          Pudding is disgustingggg
          *I shake off the pudding, putting and entire giant container of marshmallow fluff on top of Eliot.* “Too thick to swim through, too light to float in.” – The Dark Owl from Miraculous

        boomboompancakes replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        *Berry waves her wand and tacquitos begin hailing down from above, sm.acking people in the head, starting with @catsforlife and @uraza169*
        @thecoven4ever gets hit with one in the eye*
        *Hailing Tacquitos by Parry Gripp begins to play*
        *i grab some tacquitos from the floor and start to throw them at people*
        *one of my first throws WHAPS @royalfudge in the face*
        *i begin to sing along with the song*
        Hailing tacquiiitos, it’s
        HAILING TACQUIIItos!
        At the park
        Over the yard
        Put on your bike helmet ’cause they’re coming down hard
        Hailing tacquiiitos, it’s
        HAILING TACQUIIItos!
        Guacamole
        Sour cream
        Is it a nightmare or is IT A DREEEAM!

        (Is it a DREAM!)
        They’re crunchy and they’re friiied
        (So fried!)
        And they’re falling from the sky
        (From the sky!)
        You might want to stay inside
        (Look out!)
        *grab one and throw it over my shoulder at somecreature and hear them shout “ow! my eye!”*

          uraza169 replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          *I scamper under an umbrella*

        uraza169 replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        (To Erin) uh… sure!

          ms-granger replied 1 year ago

          (That was actually to Orla who was nice enough to save me but you’re nice too)

          *Opens my own Mary Poppins-esque umbrella*

        catsruleforever replied 1 year, 1 month ago

        what the **** happened while i was asleep and then in class

          uraza169 replied 1 year, 1 month ago

          Food happened

        boomboompancakes replied 1 year ago

        *two tacquitos fall on top of @catsruleforever ‘s head and I throw another that sm.acks her on the side of her head*

        royalfudge replied 1 year ago

        *I hide myself behind a barrier of food*
        I am now refusing to join in. I want to swim!

        boomboompancakes replied 1 year ago

        YOU DON’T JUST “REFUSE” TO JOIN A FOOD FIGHT
        “YEAH”
        *Berry teleports behind you, shoves you out from your hiding place and zips around you sticking pieces of cotton candy all over you*

          catsruleforever replied 1 year ago

          *dodges the taquitos*
          *then gets out an indestructible sharpened chocolate bar sword*
          Oh, you wanna fight, huh? I’ll give you a fight.
          *slashes at everyone in sight with the sword*
          *several users in particular (Berry, @catsforlife , @ms-granger , and @uraza169 ) are cut deep enough to start bleeding*
          *also uses the sword to deflect any food thrown at me like ghast fireballs in Minecraft*
          i’m totally not stealing these attacks from KiraKira PreCure A La Mode

        catsforlife replied 1 year ago

        I feel targeted. *I use marshmallow fluff to stop the bleeding and hide behind a giant gummy bear who starts throwing people around the room*

          uraza169 replied 1 year ago

          *I scoot over to Cats, bleeding heavily*
          Hey, mind if I borrow some of that marshmallow fluff?

          ms-granger replied 1 year ago

          Ughhh I didn’t think food fights were supposed to get gory…

          *ties a cloth napkin around my arm like a bandage*
          *skewers a cupcake on one CatsRule’s spikes*

          catsforlife replied 1 year ago

          Sure. *I toss a container of the fluff to Eliot, peeking out from behind the gummy bear, looking for a good vantage point*

        boomboompancakes replied 1 year ago

        *Berry magically heals her wounds, conjures a duplicate of Catsrule’s sword and slashes HER in the face with that*

          catsruleforever replied 1 year ago

          Oh yeah! SWORD FIGHT!
          *dodges Berry’s blade and counterattacks*

          royalfudge replied 1 year ago

          *I leap forward with a pair of katanas, and start trying to attack Twig and Catsrule*

        uraza169 replied 1 year ago

        Thanks Cats.
        *I use a noodle to lasso Twig and send her flying into a ballpit filled with boba pearls*

        boomboompancakes replied 1 year ago

        *i grab onto one of the disco ball poles with my hair before i can land in the ball pit and swing myself around so that @uraza169 gets swig in their instead*
        *then i bite through the noodle lasso to free myself*

          uraza169 replied 1 year ago

          Nuuu
          *I flounder in the boba pearls but then pause for a moment and eat one*

        boomboompancakes replied 1 year ago

        *Berry blocks @catsruleforever ‘s attack, pushes her back and slashes at @royalfudge *
        *she doesn’t succeed in doing harm to her, but does wind up knocking a blade out of her hand*
        *it slides across the floor*
        *i grab it myself and slash @catsforlife ‘s gummy bear to bits which I begin throwing at people*

        royalfudge replied 1 year ago

        *I run away, and head onto the dance floor*
        Anyone care to join me?

          ms-granger replied 1 year ago

          Oh! Me!
          *grabs you hand and spins you around*

          royalfudge replied 1 year ago

          *I start dancing with Erin, and start making the lights change colour*

          ms-granger replied 1 year ago

          *changes whatever song is playing to Other Side from Greatest Showman because I really like dancing to that song*

        boomboompancakes replied 1 year ago

        *my eye twitches*
        *Berry glances back and forth between everycreature still fighting* “Um, are we going to let them go or should we continue to pull them back into the food fight?”

        goodandevel replied 1 year ago

        Use headphones

          goodandevel replied 1 year ago

          This is much better! Use headphones

        pugsforever replied 1 year ago

        *me awkwardly walking in late*
        ah, yes. 2017 parties were AWESOMESAUCETASTIC!!!!!!!
        (remember that Twig? 😉 )

          royalfudge replied 1 year ago

          Hey, Liv!

          graceannemarie replied 1 year ago

          I’m late but… yayayyayayya!!!!! me loves parties!!!

          royalfudge replied 1 year ago

          Grace! Welcome back!

          thecoven4ever replied 1 year ago

          GEORGIAAAAAAA
          *hugs*

        uraza169 replied 1 year ago

        Grace!!!!

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