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Sit onot not iexalla an alkerak ikisuom i ierob?
Olakok em onemgarahc ianie itinarg oiksid ot nato?
Uonaruo uot sediles em aduogart uop sailisav o.
Atamesp em iatenospy uop igva nit ylop arap iatavof!
Iexatne etsie aht ainuotsab at etesiputhc silom,
Idinhciap ots sosema eteseht ot nim an etiehttimyht alla.
Imgits ikitnamis aim aig ykop ot etesos…[Read more]
Well if you think it logically works, it probably doesn’t. You have to keep in mind that I’m not the most logical human being and I made the ciphr
can you at least tell us what the name is? Who wrote it or whatever? The ~ Nwadaem Yaj Elb?
I liked the other secret language much better. Ahhhh I give up. I’ll see if Pink gets it.
Welcome to midnight randomness with Cats because I have nothing better to do than write whatever comes to mind. Today’s topic? C31H4N2O6, more commonly known as Batrachotoxin, one of my personal favorite poisons to study.
Batrachotoxin is an extremely potent cardio and neurotoxic steroidal alkaloid, coming from the greek word for frog. It does…[Read more]
Hmmmm interesting, I’m not willing to be the experiment but I’m willing to help you experiment on some newbies with it. But thanks for the knowledge
*sigh* it would count as torture, however *tries to think of a way for it to not be torture*
fr first read that chemical as my acne meds and i was vv concerned for myself
but anyways COOL
i’m immune Catsie don’t try your poisons on me
are you testing on me or are you sneaking your poison into acne meds
bro i wouldn’t be surprised if you like had secret tunnels that led to my basement
Well logically speaking I have a tunnel to anyone’s basement in this country.
Welp now I have an irrational fear that there are secret tunnels that lead into my house 🤠
what if someone else finds them, kidnaps me, and puts me up for ransom or something?
Well technically speaking I’ve already found most so I’m sure others have too.
*tries to think of a reason*
It would be fun for me. And I bet I’m gonna waste the next hour looking for imaginary secret tunnels.
I was supposed to post this about 8 hours ago but yknow procrastination
Halloween party form to fill out!
Thanks to covid this is probably the only Halloween party I’ll attend, oh well. Anyway thanks cats!
@pencilpeytie Howdy child, any questions beforehand?
How likely am I to die during this? Should I speak in normal English or attempt to replicate chess speak with my (unfortunately) terrible metaphors?
Depends on how well you play and you can normal talk if you can keep up
Would thy like to start? *I snap and we appear on a giant chess board with belty z by belty z coordinates and life size chess pieces*
See now that’s a weird move to make. *I hang upside down from a random hoop* Your move again.
*i pull on your hands and the hoop shoots upward like a window shade*
*I kick off the edge of the hoop, doing a back Ariel to get to the ground, whistling to send a horsey knocking down 3 pawns*
Like I said, if it isn’t a chess move, it’s legal. *I toss a croquet mallet in the air, swinging it around before smashing it through a group of pawns*
*I hop on top of a rook, and it zigzags wildly around the board, crashing into a rook and then a *****
*I grab a deck of cards and quickly make a mini castle with them around one knight, using the King to go smash through a bunch of random pieces*
Ooh your King is like Diana Prince
See now this is where the game gets dangerous.
*I kick off a rook, landing on one foot in a tile before jumping back up into the air as the ground freezes over and starts to break as I catch onto a floating hoop*
Ooh fun. Careful though, the board isn’t exactly the safest place on earth. *I fly around on the hoop, using a bow and arrow to shoot a horsey and a rook off the board*
*I jump off the hoop, doing a handstand on my own King, watching the board quickly zip back together with actual zippers that appeared out of nowhere, though tiles continuely changing shape*
*I unzip a zipper right beneath your King and it begins to fall through the board, still on my vine*
*I vault off the King dove straight at a colorful tile, going into it and popping out another one on the other side of the board*
I leap onto a tile and bounce high into the air, landing on a bishop. It zooms across the board, knocking pieces into a quicksand tile*
*I pull a lasso out of a rabbit hole tile and use it to topple one of your horseys*
*I pull a white rook out of the rabbit hole tile and toss it to knock down a bishop thingiemabob*
Bye bye rookie
*I stand on top of one of the bishops, leaning forward so it somewhat falls but keep it balanced in the back.* We’re cruisinggggggg for a bruisinnnnnnn *I “surf” the bishop around, knocking over random red pieces as I go*
*I put a white rook sideways so that it can roll, and I roll it towards a group of white pieces, knocking them down*
*I grab another deck of cards and use them as throwing stars, knocking random red pieces off or board*
See how much more fun Unchess is than chess
*I jump between trampoline tiles, tossing red pawns off the board while I do random flips on said trampoline tiles*
I do, I definitely do
*I smash a white bishop into a trampoline tile so it bounces way high, and it comes down on a white horsey, shattering them both*
*I remove my queen’s crown and put it in a rabbit hole tile. It pops out of another and impales a white rook*
*The board starts to shift into a watery type thing, letting us fall in*
Down the rabbit hole we goooooo
Ah, I see
*This board appears to have a tile made of some sticky substance, so I scoop some up and throw it at a group of pawns, pinning then to the board*
*I press down on a tile to turn the entire board into an ice rink and catch ice skates out of the sky, skating around and knocking down a bunch of pawns*
*I toss a hoop into the air and catch onto it, flipping upside down on it to shoot more pieces off with arrows from a bow*
*I grab onto another hoop and round up a bunch of white pieces inside it, and then use the hoop to sweep them off of the board*
Imma join you in watching, this game looks extremely interesting
*Shade is back from cultivation, with popcorn and boba and glasses at the ready*
Continue, continue, don’t mind me here.
Although, Cats, we should really have Operation Ocean on the site. With a lot of random people tagged. Operation Bracelet as well.
Hola peeps so yknow what I said about hand to hand? Yeah let’s do it
So match ups, somewhat randomly made my Kiki the scone stealing Arielsaurus and I:
@royalfudge vs @thecoven4ever
@uraza169 vs @dotalltheway
@sportsgirl19 vs @pencilpeytie
@blondieonfire vs @ginnypotter12
Watcher peeps: @elviaofcamelot @everneveracademy @anyoneelse
Fight fight f…[Read more]
Yesss, this is gonna be fun. If you want I can referee or something
Totally not surprised. Kira wanna completely break the rules and attack everyone else instead?
Oohh fun. Hopefully it ends in a full Evs vs. Nevs war the way all of the fun ones do
No, you didn’t, but do you really expect me to not drag you into randomness
*I lunge at Kris and tackle her to the ground*
Thea’s not here, so…
**** SWEATY SUSAN I WOULD SO BEAT THAT PERSON THEY’RE W E A K
*I casually throw a knife at Pen, immediately ducking into a portal*
*i catch the knife and it cuts the palm of my hand in a long but shallow cut*
Well I mean there are weapons all around us…
If you just know how to look.
*I sommersault into an oncoming portal that pops into existence, reappearing behind pen with two daggers*
*I stab them in the shoulder with one of them before pulling it out and put the other one to their neck*
We’re fighting now?
*I gasp in pain, but luckily it’s my left shoulder that’s been stabbed. I bring my knee up and kick backwards as hard as I can, inadvertently sending myself flying into another portal. I reappear a few yards behind Thea, one more knife in hand, and throw it towards her back*
This is a little slow. *sips chocolate bar*
Y’all come onnnnnn
Someone hurt someoneeeee
I will get involved if nothing happenssss
I probably will but I mean no one has gotten hurt much yet, Imma let these peeps have a chance first out of curiousity
*I grin and take them from Thea*
This is very slow. Thea? You want to… well, attack as we do?
*I leap onto Kris, daggers outstretched*
*After two shallow cuts are made, I roll backwards into a crouch and watch to see what you’ll do next*
KRIS YOU ARE BORING ME
*I roll back on top of you, flip you over, and sever your brainstem which kills you instantly*
This is perfectly legal. A legal kill I-
Sure, why not? I’ll drop my daggers for now… but I may need them later. *they vanish*
*I pace closer to you, wary*
You won your last fight by doing offense though, I’m giving you a chance.
Asha, open the fight. I’m going to have to go in two minutes anyways.
*I hurl dozens of eggs at kris* EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS
ELIOT I DON’T CHALLENGE YOU
*i don’t hurl a chocolate Oreo cake at your face*
(cats and I decided there shouldn’t be a customary way to challenge someone to not fight, by not throwing cake at their face and yelling something undramatic. if you don’t accept, you don’t blast me with frosting)
(i’m just going to speak normally while we’re fighting to avoid confusion if that’s ok) *I eat the frosting and leap into a portal, reappearing next to eliot wielding a katana in each hand*
*I let myself fall backwards into a portal, coming out of it directly in front of Kira, butterfly kicking her in the stomach to knock her slightly back, five rolling to get to the floor and spinning on my right foot, using my other to knock Kira onto her back*
*I fall backwards with a grunt and roll into a crouch, lash out at Asha’s ankles, knocking her to the ground, and mount her*
(It’s a pin, don’t be gross)
*I shift my left shoulder so Kira falls forward on the side, turning to be on my left side as I shift position to make her fall onto her stomach, grabbing her by the wrist as I press my knee onto her spine, pulling her up by the wrist to pin her*
You’re very welcome.
*I catch myself on the ground, popping back to my feet. I do a front Ariel (my phone tried to change that to Arielsaurus omg), kicking her on her right shoulder as I start to land, knocking her into her back as I dive roll to land, turning quickly as Kira lands, grabbing her right arm and putting her in an arm bar* Make the w…[Read more]
I. Hate. Armbars. Dang it, Asha.
*I **** my arm downwards and out of your grasp, buck my hips, flipping you, and then put you in a chokehold*
A chokehold? So basic, Doctor Kiki the scone stealing Arielsaurus. *I grab both of her wrists, digging my nails in and ripping them down, moving forward me arm down to elbow her in the stomach. As she leans down on reflex I swing my arm back and elbow her on the side of the head, giving myself a second to stand* Shall we return to going easy?
*I shake my head*
No, this is good for me.
*I grab your leg and flip you to the ground, ignoring any and all pain, stand up and back up two steps to give me a second to breathe*
*I push myself into a candle pose from yoga, using it to flip quickly forwards, flipping and landing in a roll, swiping Toffee’s feet so she lands in the ground in front of me. I stand on one knee, pressing one foot on her windpipe, and my knee on her wrists to pin them down* I’m giving you an easy it here, use it.
*I twist over to one side, freeing my neck, plant a foot on your chest and roll forwards, landing on top of you*
*I then brace myself with one leg, the other on your windpipe, hands pinning yours down*
We really just traded positions here.
*I shift slightly to knock her off my windpipe, lifting myself up to kick her over me, letting her land on her side to crack a rib while I wrest my wrists free, pushing myself up to stand, heel digging the cracked part of her rib, keeping my other foot slightly back so she can’t reach.*
*blows a whistle*
That would not have broken or cracked my ribs.
*blows a whistle again and everything resumes*
*I throw my arms out behind me and break my fall, grab onto Asha’s foot and drag her closer, pinning her arms with my legs, and smash down on her windpipe with my fist which leaves her unconscious*
Yknow this is when fainting, seizure, knock out, and etc comes in handy
for the first time since what, 5th grade?
*After a few moments I snap to my senses. I flip upwards slightly, kicking her off of me long enough to give myself a moment to catch my thoughts* You’re getting good, shall we take it up a notch? *I push myself into the air, s…[Read more]
You’ll be fineeeeee
Though starting again is boring so we shall see
Yknow let’s start nearly the same way but respond more advanced
*I do a quick jump kick to hit Kira in the neck, enough so it stuns her but not much more, before swiping her legs and standing a few feet back*
*I fall to the ground, but manage to catch myself just in time and take a moment to catch my breath*
I’m terrible at starting, reacting is far easier.
*I then stand up and land a kick on your ribs and spin away*
Fair, but starting hand to hand stuff is always weird because most of the stuff I do is on a reflex anyway. *I shift my feet slightly, kicking off my back one as I land an uppercut to your gut, reflexes having you start to lean forward as I get behind you, doing a swift jab to the back of your right knee before backing away slightly, debating a move*
Hand to hand is all just reaction based stuff, basically.
*I bend my knee to lessen the impact, then spin around into a crouch, watching and waiting*
I’m assuming that’s the reason for making me start whenever we do? I’m very tempted to dislocate your shoulder and break your ankle since you just put yourself in a really terrible position and it would be fun, but then again fighting someone with a broken ankle isn’t very fun. Would you like to shift position before I make a move?
Eh. Still in a bad position that involves ribs and you know what will happen if your ribs get cracked.
We also both know I don’t take no as an answer once I want to do something.
We both know how stubborn I am when I don’t want something to happen to me.
*remembers spoeing that*
That was entertaining, but this won;t be good for my notifs
I know a few specific people who will see this but I have a really weird urge to have a random hand to hand fight in the extremely near future. No magic, no talents, just weapons and fist fights. Like really extremely soon because I seriously have an urge to just like
Omg I should do it after school today since I’m already hyper and shaky without sugar and after school I’m getting ice cream
Great! I assume you know the plan or shall I explain in DMs?
Fun. Aight so the deals cut with people only last so long, shall we?
Uh um I know how to plant flowers. I’m confused right now but at the same time strangely honoured to be involved with whatever this is
Don’t worry, it’ll be fine. Once Thea’s awake we can get to work
Yay hi Sis
I’ll be on and off with classes and all but you wanna do the thing we talked about in DMs?
Soo are we gardening orrr. Also when is this happening and what even is it
*Grabs a box of mochi and leans back in the tree* Not entirely sure.
*Sighs* My impatient *** isnt gonna deal well with this. Oooo can i have some mochi, or i could get my own. I’ll just get my own
Let me explain how I have no idea what’s happening right now, but I’m honored to be here!!!!!! 😁😁❤️
Well technically it’s not torture and even if it is, I got full permission from Jess and Eliot to do it so
Wait, are we getting tortured, i thought we were planting flowers *finishes patting down the soil around my rose* Heyyy you didnt get permission to torture me from me
We are planting flowers, technically. Just not how you think.
If you’d like to do it sooner then of course. Just sit down.
So all I need you to do is sit down and relax, just trust me
Whatever you do, the main rule is no screaming, understood? *I light my finger glow and binds rise from the ground, grabbing Via and holding her on the ground. A seed floats over my hand in a special casing which I send towards Via, straight down her throat.* The casing will keep it from dissolving, now we just wait a tiny bit and you’ll get y…[Read more]
Ooh another guest! Would you like to join the experiment? *Binds grab Epitome by the ankles and drag [insert pronoun] to the ground, strapping [insert pronoun] arms down as well. I grab another seed and send it at them, the same casing forming as magic forces it down their throat*
Don’t worry it won’t kill you probably, it’s a simple experiment to see if plants can grow inside of humans and burst through their stomachs when the bloom. You’ll be fine.
Why me tho, I don’t wanna do this *i use my special talent to hop into cats’ body and my original body disappears. In cats body I unstrap the others and stop the experiment. I hop back to my body out of the chair* Everyone run!!
*I hop back into Cats body and make her tie herself to the chair, leaving us all time to escape. I hope into my own body and run life my life depends on it*
Ooh, hey @epitomeofperfection! Nice to see another guy on the site. Enjoy the experiment!
That was an ancient Chinese torture device. Which killed people. I’m assuming you know that.
Yes yes very fun indeedie.
*I shift my wrist so I can unknot the ties and stand, cracking my knuckles* I’ll give you a head start!
I was wondering that same question too. Are you going to take the head start or shall we come bye the experiment?
You evil little ughhh!! Wait I have one question. Where are we exactly? And another one, why us?
Well outside of course, but specifically probably in the where. As for why you, why not?
As for us, why this select group, was it chosen randomly or not soo randomly, is there something bigger we’re missing. Why do we all happen to know each other well. Is this some special thing. And also if we are in the where, the where is endless and you can do anything if you know how to control it and harness the power so technically I could j…[Read more]
Wow, I’m assuming you’ve never been to the where? *You appear a few feet away from where you disappeared* You can’t just simply leave, that would be boring. You do have a few more seconds of a head start, don’t waste them
Aww shoot *I bolt for my life* Anyone else gonna help me. And cats I noticed you ignored my comment on there being a bigger reason, am I just over evaluating things or am I right
*I take off after Elvia* conspiracy theories are better suited for outside viewers don’t you think?
I assume there’s no time-altering, teleporting, ice wheel. (Semi-Obscure reference nobody will get, but still fits perfectly in the current situation)
I’m only here bc Dov asked for help… so, um, hey @\catsforlife! How… um… how are you, uh doing? Just a normal day… uh.. killing people… or attempting to… so… um, hey…
Ooh hi! Joining the experiment too? Fun! *A seed floats with coating down your throat* Anyone else coming because this will produce a bunch of test results!
*I blind you with a flash of light*
WHY ME PLEASE NO NO NO I WOULD LIKE MY GUTS INTACT PLEASE
*I start running after Dov*
Okay um um um lemme think um um plants need water…. darn, our bodies are made of like percent water or something… uh, light…. drat, my talent is light to I probably have some of that in me… uh. Oxygen? No. What’s the other one?
Okay. How long will it take… before… um… our guts implode?
*I run around in circles*
Well based on the fact that you’re running in circles generating more oxygen and water, about like 9 minutes.
Indeedie. Get a move on if you plan on running, I’m getting bored and I wanna see the experiment
WAIT GUYS WHAT IF WE JUST THROW UP THE SEED?!?!?! THEN WE’LL BE FINE!!!
Not quite. There’s casing on it, remember. Shall make it unpossible to throw up or dissolve. And besides, I don’t need you for it, you just happened to show up and the more test results the more accurate.
*I look up hopefully*
So if you don’t need me for it, then you can remove the seed and I won’t blow up?
No, of course not. You showed up, you’re now part of the experiment. The more data the better and you won’t blow up, just have roots in your back and a flower bursting out of you!
BUT WHAT IF I DON’T WANT ROOTS IN MY BACK AND FLOWERS BURSTING OUT OF ME?!?!?!?!
*I start shouting to via*
VEE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ONE WORD IS STARRED AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND
I heard someone was asking for my help?
Hey sis remember the mads and kris torture thing? Because I sure do. What do you say we plantify that?
*From a couple of hundred miles away you hear a voice* adri run the **** away, and using light make it float out or something
Aww what’s the sad face for? I’m simply gardening, which Via requested!
This is slightly boring so…
*I start to pour juice on top of gummi, which turns her skin into tree branches at a slow, agonizing pace*
*I start screeching*
YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS MARK MY WORDS
VIA WILL SAVE ME
*I take out a few seeds and throw them at you so hard they embed into your flesh*
There! I’m paying! In seeds!
Can’t wait! Clocks ticking, shall you light up so we can watch it bloom?
COVE NOOOO I THOUGH PT WE BONDED OVER JELLO
AND HECK NO I’M NOT LIGHTING MYSELF UP FOR YOUR PLEASURE!!
Ooo yeah sorry adri * my body disappears from where is was and I jump into coves body and make her stop throwing seeds at you* Run adri, my body is safe so imma stay in possession of coves for a bit, run and don’t come back for me, no matter what
Vee I can’t just leave you here!
*I slowly begin to run but can’t go very fast thanks to my body being tree branches*
We did bond! I only attack my friends! Policy, you know.
*I grab via’s spirit and throw it out of my body, right into a platypus*
OH COVE. DEAR, DEAR, COVE. I WILL DESTROY ALL JELLO THAT IS PLACED IN FRONT OF YOU AS LONG AS I LIVE WHICH AT THE MOMENT WON’T BE VERY LONGGGGG
Hey cove, you can’t do that *I grin from the platypuses body. And continuously jump from the platypuses body to yours, every time your about to grab mine I jump* Wait adri, I want you to go as far away as possible, I have a plan!
Via just run before your time is up!!! I’m done for anyways!! DOV I COMPLETELY BLAME YOU FOR THIS
HOW DARE YOU THREATEN MY JELLO!!!!!
*I hurl a mound of soil on top of you, which only contributes to the tree growing and seeds begin to painfully sprout on your body*
TREES CANT EVEN EAT JELLO SO HAH
Also cove, if you only attack your friends I no longer want to be friends with you
Listen listen listen
Being attacked is just a way of life on the site
A rite of passage so to speak
This is your first time! Enjoy it! Improve from it! Not most people get the chance to battle me and cats. It’s very helpful practice for the trial by Yale which I hope y’all will participate in.
Still doesn’t make it ok, but fine, not gonna lie it is pretty fun. I’m weirdly honoured but at the same time a tiny bit annoyed. If you want me to participate in the trial I guess I’m up for it.
That is fair, I was very scared my first time in larkspur. At least I had Tess though!
*sigh* I miss her
*I chuck my staff at /catsforlife, which morphs into a dagger hurtling at her throat*
*I catch it just before it hits me, looking at her* Don’t waste your energy, it speeds everything up.
Okay, okay. You guys can thank @epitomeofperfection for this lovely show.
*I blind you all with a flash of light although it speeds up my demise*
*I hop to Adris body and grab her soul and with a last burst of energy hop with her and my souls back to the school for goodinto someone randoms body*
HUZZAH!!! okay, can I be in my own body now? Like, not a. In a rando’s body and b. In a flower ***?
We have to jump one last time Rienne * I grab your souls and together we jump into two politicians bodies at a debate* okay cats can’t spray law people with water, and these bodies don’t have seeds in. We can go back to our own one after the seeds have died, shouldn’t be long
Whew. Okay, Vee, let’s run away from the debate and deface our own posters! It won’t matter after we switch bodies…
Ooh fun. *I make a chair appear and sit down to watch with popcorn, water floating over my hand* Who’s ready to be watered?
*Sighs, still nibbling on mochi and sitting high-up on a treebranch*
This is chaotic
*I shout at Elliot from some random politicians body* You’re not the one with two vicious murders trying to explode their body with seeds!!!
Okay, Elliot (who is this elliot and how do you know him?) YOU TRY HAVING YOUR GUTS ALMOST EXPLODE!
*I throw a stick up and knock the mocha from your hand*
XD XD usually I’m on the side of good but today my 5050 is leaning toward never
We are not vicious murderers, I’m simply running a science experiment which you gave consent to and agreed to.
Okay I see your point, but your point of view changes when you’re being attacked. Also I never gave consent to being a live plant p.ot. And Elliot, I really don’t like you right now, this is all your fault
Nope, not at all. Normally it would be more of him not letting me do this
Well you asked for chaos Eliot, and they asked for me to plant flowers, so I did. And yes, normally the seeds would die, except that they’re still being watered, given light, and have oxygen. They’ll still bloom, it’ll just be less satisfying.
AHA! Eliot said he was feeling like a never… and this came out of no where… so really its ellllllliot’s fault! Hehe
Well you see they actually aren’t being watered or given light because the great thing about my talent is whenever I hop, my body disappears to the nothing, only to be called back when I return
CATS, THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU DO IT TO HIM?!?!?! ELLIOT YOU MUST DIE
Yes you see I am an Ever yet I want REVENGE on ELLIOT therefore he must DIE
Because that’d be boring! Besides, your body disappearing actually makes it better considering there’s still oxygen and water inside it and when it comes to you, there’s still light in it.
Ooooh gigi (I’m calling you that now) you should help us next tine!
All I wanted to do today was watch draco malfoy edits and cry about how ill never kiss him, I never wanted to be running form two people trying to make me a living plant po.t. Oh Jesus, why can’t I just have a normal day. I guess it just have to embrace it. And no, there is no oxygen in the nothing and water is made from oxygen so technically n…[Read more]
Hm (you can call me Adrienne by the way- -or Adri or Rienne) hm that depends on the experiment… perhaps….
To be fair you weren’t dead before. Though that does give me a new idea for an experiment
I feel like this it’s be soo fun if I wasn’t the one getting experimented on
Like I told Eliot, it’s a boring science experiment. I just want to see what it would look like
Yes. Boring. For you. Not us! For us? In one word? I would call it “death”
It probably won’t kill you. Besides, I have a deal with Kris, she’ll be here tomorrow morning. Until then however, shall we watch a flower bloom?
Okay a) I never asked for this, I just said chaos would be fun and then Cats planned an experiment, b) Cats didn’t even tell me what the experiment would be, c) I have been subjected to Cats’ various torture methods and research projects many times so I know what you guys are going through, and d) my name is spelled with one L.
Well please, for the love of Draco malfoy, try it on someone else, I do not want to grow a flower in me right now, maybe when I’m old and wrinkly my views will change but now I’m fine without any flowers in me
Oops sorry Eliot, okay you seem like the nice one in the group so would you mind helping the others to let us go free, pleaseee
Hmph. Well a) you didn’t stop to think that maybe telling a complete psychopath (no offense, cats, I still think you’re cool) you want chaos might be a biad idea? B) the experiment would be bad whatever it is c) HAVE MORE SYMPATHY D) autocorrect is being annoying therefore NOT MY FAULT. But don’t worry. If we ever meet again I hope to will be on…[Read more]
Ooh new experiment idea. I’ll get to that later. For now, I’m still proving to Jess that a flower bursting out of someone’s stomach with roots digging into their back would be satisfying.
Eewwwww no that would be disgusting
Also *cough* eliot is a very ineffective fighter so HAHAHAHA
It would not be disgusting
Haven’t you ever seen a flower bloom
It’s super satisfying and pretty
Well duh. You’re not thinking of it right. Flowers can’t just come out, in this case once it grew to a certain size it would have to burst through aka rip the from the inside out. Satisfying and pretty.
I mean I’m curious to see what it looks like but can we do it in some other unsuspecting victim. Also can I go yet
Hey you’re the one who agreed to help, I’m simply doing a science experiment.
And see? Via’s curious. Don’t you want to know what the flower would look like? Plus, it would be a ton of fun to watch
I never agreed to help I just said I knew how to plant flowers, then I sat down. Do you by any chance want to become a live plant po.t?
Well technically you sitting does help. I am very curious to see how it bursts and blooms, considering it would be super satisfying.
Yes it’d be fun to watch, not be tho. Wait does this mean I don’t have to be experimented on and I can watch with you
Depends. You can watch if you can get Ri back in their body to bloom.
NO NO VIA DONT AGREE SHE’LL PLANT IT IN YOU
Oop there’s the ever
(My apologies for all of this, I had no idea what Cats was planning and I simply felt like partaking in chaos somewhere since the flipped dimension in @/mermaidlover818’s activity has caused me to switch from a very Everish Everboy to a very Neverish Neverboy)
Thank you, you seem pretty nice, but you are still partly to blame for this and I am still kinda annoyed. But oh well imma move on and say this was just a fun light activity
Oh well eXcUsE mE tHoA I’m usually on the other end of the attack, today was a very different setting and frame of mind for me.
Ellllliot you’re ineffective wherever you are in the attack. You’re almost as bad as JESS :p
🙁 I’m not a great fighter either… via knows… my talent is useless sometimes..
Let me tell you a secret adri…
You don’t have to have just one talent
I have three!! I use them fairly tho so it isn’t OP. The third is in honor of Tess. Anyway, if you don’t like your talent just pick another!
I mean the talent is nice but sometimes it is badddd like you can’t do anything but I’m keeping it
I mean sometimes I find my talent annoying, sometimes I like it. I don’t know if I’m a good fighter or if I just chose a good talent
(Also my actual name is Thea so that’s why elllllliot calls me thoa)
I am just listening to this exchange while silently laughing
Nope, I don’t. I feel like I’m just a side character in this exchange but eh, I don’t mind, I’m used to it
(He means in response to what I said)
Yes elllliot maybe if you were to attack me it would change my mind but you’re too much of a wimp 😉
I can create various forms of defense (so shields, forcefields, minor healing, and as I quite recently discovered, vibration emission/redirection by repeatedly producing forcefield waves)
Weeeell that doesn’t make you useless at fighing. I makes you good at defense. But then again, I don’t “JuSt KnOw” so I could be wrong…
Thats such a cool talent, wait does that mean you could’ve protected us this whole time
I could have protected you guys, yes, but I had a deal with Cats that I can’t for 24 hours. I have 2 hours left.
Aww shoot, well I really need these two hours to go quickly. Hey adri, can you by any chance make it that you now have a talent where you can manipulate time. Or I could do that
:/ having one talent is easier for me to remember… you can have it 😉
Ooo I have a plan * I jump into cats body quickly and make her say three words- deal is broken. before jumping back into the previous body* does that help?
Well, Eliot, you could have protected us before if you had told us your talent and the deal before so that Vee could have done that before but-
I’m not a plant, so I’ll settle for what I have.
2 irl hours. But anyway come on Sis, it’s not gross, it’s like one of those satisfying flower bloom videos
I agree. A bit of a difference. A bit more… shall we say… morbid.
Now this has been uh interesting, but seeing as it’s midnight where I am I should probably sleep now so bye all
And I have to eat dinner soon. This has been fun, and I hope to see y’all in the future. *insert waving hand emoji here*
Byeee, cove I would agree with you but I’m not sure if this is necessarily my idea of fun
Oh wow I just realized that most of the talking would collect more and more oxygen, aka the flowers should bloom ASAP
That was a lot of notifs in a very short time. Anyhoo, I feel slightly idiotic for forgetting my talent, which happens to be…plant control. So.
*I snap, killing all the plants inside of us
Aww cute. *I twist my wrist, letting the water inside of Epitome circle where the seed was, water the newer seeds* Flowers leave spores which become seeds and seeing as those aren’t plants yet…
Well actually to that I have multiple solutions, it’s just a matter of which to use.
Of course you do. I assume this will be less fun than fun. For me, at least
4 solutions to be exact, though I’m not sure you’d be a fan of most of them. All sound quite fun to me
Ooh I know which solution to use. Do me a favor and keep killing the flowers though, it helps
oh gosh cats I’ll stop you *smashes fifth pie in your face* 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧
What if we just paused the experiment momentarily and had a little tea party to get to know each other for a bit so that there are no (or less) hard feelings when chaos breaks loose?
Only on this site can a torture experiment turn into a tea party in a matter of hours. I love this place
Yasss. I’m not going to end up sleeping until my phone dies
Cats is torturing us. the least she can do is invite us to the tea party
I am not torturing you, I am simply running a scientific experiment to test a hypothesis in which Via gave consent and Jess, Eliot, and the rest of the Marvel squad gave permission.
1. Not exactly consent because I didn’t know I was gonna become a living plant p.ot and 2. Marvel! I love Marvel!
I didn’t give consent! Also, experiments can still be torture *cough* Josef mengele *cough*
Is that a ‘good point Dov, I should try to stop cats’ hmm, or a ‘nope, I wanna see human flower p.ots’ hmmm?
@/epitomeofperfection one is there a nickname I can call you and two, always be scared
One: you can call me dov
Two: sounds like a pretty good rule of thumb
Oke, hi dov and yeah I think it’s a pretty good rule to go by
Well technically Via gave consent by saying go ahead along with can we start soon and etc.
And I quote:
ELVIAOFCAMELOT REPLIED 1 DAY, 21 HOURS AGO
Ohhh k, soo when we gardening because this girl is impatient
Nope, you showed up and commented therefore coming of your own wishes.
The place if you look somewhat towards merryweather next to the what.
*sprays myself with weed killer before walking up and casually mentioning how glad I am I missed this*
SAME XD it was puurrreee luck that I came this late *we hug each other, glad we are alive*
*i return the hug and we walk away and go get bagels, glad we don’t have to rip a begonia out of our throats to eat it*
You two are so lucky, it was terrifying but at the same time I guess kinda fun
Hahaha I bet Elvia!!!! I’ll def look forward to doing it next time
I was at the lake while u guys were doing it tho, oopsieeee
Agreed, Vee…. and I am pleased to say that since this I have not been the victim of any more experiments!
Ha, guess I was born under a lucky star! *I add butter and cheese to my bagel*
I was almost sacrificed to a black hole immediately after this.
But at least I am not a human experiment *shivers at the thought of being a plant and eats fairy bread*
*i cough* Y’all better get out of here now if you want to stay alive. Cats won’t let you off this easy
Thank you for the warning! *I throw a bush at everyone who wants to leave and we all disappear in a blinding flash of violet light*
50% bad, 50% good
In fact I usually am on the ever side but I ws bored so
*spits out orange juice* YOU POTENTIALLY KILLED MY TWO OF MY OTHER FRIENDS. And yes, I know I am not focusing on the positive-e.g. the little mercy we were shown-because my FRIENDS could DIE
pffft it’s an rp fight everyone dies that’s the point, that’s what makes it so fun!! There used to be so many rp fights back in the day but not anymore :(((
Come to @silver13 activity. It’s not exactly linear, but it’s still fun.
Zey are my friends. I do not wish for them to die. Noooo there is no violence. I simply disagree with you. And then you tried to STALK ME. I WOULD LIKE A RESTRAINING ORDER.
It’s not called stalking, it’s called spoeing. CHAOTIC SPOE SISTER AND NEVER VERSION OF LIL BRO GET OVER HERE AND HAVE DONE FUN WITH THESE PEEPS
‘Never version of Lil bro.’ *shrugs* I’ve had worse nicknames.
I give very weird nicknames. Anyway, TheeThee Aka Sis you wanna mess with Toile to make him Never Eliot so he causes chaos per a deal I have with him
I object to this correction. It was stalking. It had nothing to do with someone’s activity. I was threatened.
I mean Eliot knows my full name, same with Thea, and a whole lot more and they aren’t stalkers. Anywayyyyyy
C H A O S
Dov did. I was talking to Dov. He definitely stalked me. *gets restraining order*
I play safety for our school football team, but I’m not sure if that’s what you mean
The way I imagined you doesn’t fit in a helmet, but whatever
Wait you guys are American, right?
I won’t stalk people-I just mean which are you talking about…
But anyway you wanna elaborate since I don’t totally know what you mean
Why? It’s not that surprising…
I am sure there are others who have never sparred.
Any extracurriculars that involve violence and/or blunt trauma?
Wait what *spits out drink*
Why would you purposely hurt someone? Yes, I once knocked someone’s tooth out but it was accident, a baby tooth and in self defence.
That’s literally what sparring and football are. Intentionally hurting people
Not exactly. They’re both strategic ways of beating the **** out of people, football just involved a ball and helmets.
I’m not American, I just live in America. Plus sparring isn’t just intentionally hurting people, it’s actually very strategic
Being strategic and intentionally hurting people doesn’t have to be 2 independent things
True but in sparring it is. The goal isn’t to hurt them, it’s to make them rap or get the most points
If anyone is confused, my name is Thea XD
*I transport us all to the soul flip dimension, and make a bubble around sis so it doesn’t work on her*
i was spoeing
and im dying to know what this is
ok so we’re in a something something dimension, Cats almost turned people into plants and i don’t have any popcorn.
fine Never Eliot will go cause some chaos
*I half-heartedly slam a shield into Zeze*
See this is the only reason we keep making you cause chaos, you need to have fun for once child
*yeets self through portal and goes back home*
Ahh yeeting oneself is so useful at times.
*A shield slams into the back of Cats’ skull with a sickening crack, spreading quickly and incasing her head before tightening severely*
*I fling several shields at Zeze, the edges morphing into razor-sharp blades, and enchant them to chase her around*
Why every time I say chaos your instinct is to hit me and one other person with a shield
Time to ditch though, Elsa and I have some talking to do. *I give a magical two finger solute, tapping the ground with my foot and the floor cracking open, letting me fall into the rabbit hole under it*
eeeeek sharp shields
*I run in circles with the shields chasing me before repelling them with a strong current of water*
*The shields hit the cocoon and bounce off*
*They begin to vibrate and start circling the cocoon, building speed until they’re flying around and around and around, churning the water and vibrating harder*
*The shields begin to melt into each other, fusing and solidifying until they’ve fully encased the cocoon in a hard shell that begins to press…[Read more]
Oh dear god
*I push both sides of the medal shell with currents of hot water, finally splitting apart the metal*
Quick question: How is a raven like a writing desk? (If anyone gets the reference I applaud you)
This was a fun thing to spoe on
Glad I didn’t almost get a plant outta my stomach-
It sure was entertaining though
Welp my internet is dead
*flops onto bed*
So I don’t know if my last comment posted
Just wanted to say this was fun and entertaining to spoe ehhehe
And also kinda sickening
But not really
It was pretty funny
I’m just glad it wasn’t me almost getting a plant through my stomach-
“Because they both produce a few notes, tho they are very flat”
I get itttt, it’s from a book, let me just remember which one, hmmmm, isn’t it from the book heartless. No wait, I can’t rememberrrr. I’m so dumb it’s from Alice in wonderland of course, and heartless I think as well. The answer to the riddle is it can produce a few notes (tho they are very flat)
I’m normally very Ever-ish so this flipped dimension has turned me into a Never.
Oop shizzles so that means I’m an Ev??? Let me get into act… “OH MAH GAUSH DID YOU GUYS SEE ETHAN HES SO CUTE SQUEEEEE AND GET THIS HE ACTUALLY LOOKED AT ME!!! HES TOTALLY INTO ME! WERE SOULMATESSSS”
We have sarcasm, creativity, humor, and everything else you listed. We just have our own version of kindness and sweetness.
Never said you didn’t. And so? Evers can have those traits too, they aren’t specific to Nevers.
Well traits aren’t what make up Ev/Nev, it’s more of like Evs are a lot more protect and Nevs are the opposite if that makes any sense
I know, but you have to read over comments and make sure they are unlikely to offend people.
Coco, to answer your first claim “never said you didn’t” you said “not really” when we said that we had our own version of everything you listed. To answer your second, “Evers can have those traits too” I never said they couldn’t in fact you were the one who implied that us Nevers didn’t have those traits.
Umm, no. That is what you took it to mean-you interpreted my words to mean that. My point is that Evers can be what is considered ‘Neverish’ and that there is no set trait for either ‘side’.
Being in a flipped dimension does not change you-it changes your ‘team’.
I didn’t think it was offensive oof ;-;
Anyways sorry if it did offend u UwU
The whole point of the Books is that there is competitiveness between the schools. I never implied that Nevers are better, I straight up said we are. Honestly I don’t want to engage in a fight over something as silly as this.
You even admitted it. I’m not fighting, that is something only you can turn this into.
How do you expect me to not say ‘not really’ Umm…
*Flys a drone over the water and panes on a group of people and a shark fin*
*Cue louder Jaws music*
Hey! I talked about this a few days ago and started a small trend based on it but once again, I want to petition for a diverse cast! Representation is a great thing so can we get some plus size and PoC going in this movie? Everyone make posts talking about diversity in the cast if you agree! A few ideas:
Lizzo for Sheeba (black and plus…[Read more]
I want to be Agatha soo bad, and I’m Asian hehe. Definitely agree with this!
Yeah, I think diversity is great! For example, Agatha they’d just have to make her look more “shadowy”. Though I feel like Sophie should look like she does in the books, cause her appearance is really important for her character.
i think if it’s really important in the books (eg Sophie) it should be kept the same but honestly, basically any other character i think would be great as a BIPOC
AND WE NEED TO MAKE SURE BIPOCS FROM THE NOVEL ARE ACCURATELY REPRESENTED like making reenactment arabian/middle eastern/indian and making kiko southeast asian, etc
I’m fine with Sophie being her book description but Asian or BIPOC Agatha would be epic! BIPOC Tedros would be awesome and I hope the POC in the books are actual POC.
Asian Agatha would be amazing and maybe black or mixed-race Tedros. And characters like Kiki and Reena obviously have to be their ethnicities in the books.
With the author being non-white I assumed he would push for that. The students are from all over so the casting could really get creative.
YES. also I can DEFINITELY see Lizzo as Sheeks it just fits. I feel every character they didnt specify the race of in the books thay should try to get as much representation as possible. so like agatha, tedros, hester (as much as I want to play her if theres open casting more representation would be worth not doing it), lesso, dovey, manly, the…[Read more]
*spoes* I’d love to see liris and lizzo as lesso and sheeks! East Asian Agatha would be awesome too
The only characters where their looks play an important part is Sophie and Anadil, so I think they should be their original akin colour, but the rest or at least most of the rest should be BIPOC.
Animals are pieces in the game
Though I’m sure at least a few know how to pause the flame
They’ll have to play smart, strong, and make bold strokes
Avoid crashing into anymore oaks
It’s a game that could kill with a single turn
They’ll have to act fast and quickly learn
It’s not a complicated game, not at all
But you never can make the wrong…[Read more]