catsforlife posted an update in the group RP Level 0: The Clearing 2 weeks, 3 days ago

    Hola peoples!
    SO
    It’s Wednesday (I think it’s Wednesday at least)
    Which means time for Chapter one of Corridor of Horrors
    There will be one chapter every Wednesday and Saturday leading up to Halloween about the spoes and blah blah blah you’ll see
    Without further ado (That’s probs not how you spell ado but whatev)

    Chapter 1
    Eyes narrowed,…[Read more]

        alexofroom66 replied 2 weeks, 3 days ago

        YES I CANT WAIT TO SEE HOW THIS PLAYS OUT
        .
        .
        .
        Yes I do realize that I am one of the people who decides how it plays out

          catsforlife replied 2 weeks, 3 days ago

          I was about to point that out. You’re literally one of the other people writing but I mean I guess technically we are kinda surprising all the writers since different people write for different people

        delilahkitty replied 2 weeks, 3 days ago

        😃

        jafaristhebest replied 2 weeks, 3 days ago

        Taggles! 🙂

        skyeoffoxforest replied 2 weeks, 3 days ago

        AHHHH THAT IS AWESOME AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE DOING IT
        Them frivkety frackety bones-

        pencilpeytie replied 2 weeks, 3 days ago

        Mwahaha
        This will be great

        writingworlds replied 2 weeks, 3 days ago

        AHHH YES

        cutenesslily replied 2 weeks, 3 days ago

        OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING

        blondieonfire replied 2 weeks, 3 days ago

        YESSSS I LOVE IT YOU GOT ME PERFECT
        genuinely am scared now so
        nice job

        ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss replied 2 weeks, 3 days ago

        aah this is AMAZING!!!

        uraza169 replied 2 weeks, 3 days ago

        Ooh funnnn

        outdoorpoet replied 2 weeks, 3 days ago

        🙂

        dotalltheway replied 2 weeks, 2 days ago

        I LOVE THISSS CANT WAIT FOR MORE

        ravenclawjedi replied 2 weeks, 2 days ago

        …how is this so accurate. Seriously how. It’s amazing, but H O W

        flowerground6 replied 2 weeks, 2 days ago

        Wow… you portrayed me pretty accurately, I hate to say.

        eloiseruizpalma replied 2 weeks, 2 days ago

        YES OMG TAG ME!

        sandol replied 2 weeks, 1 day ago

        TAG ME PLEASE

        cocostar replied 2 weeks, 1 day ago

        Nah you spelled it correctly.

          shadesofevil replied 1 week ago

          tag please lol I remember dm-ing you about this vaguely dk what happened

        ladyofthebooksge replied 1 week ago

        Aaah this is great! TAG MEH PLEASEE and ooh I wonder how it would play out…….👀

    catsforlife posted an update 2 weeks, 4 days ago

    I am the egg man
    They are the egg men
    I am the walrus
    Goo goo g’joob

        cocostar replied 2 weeks, 1 day ago

        If only i spoke walrus…
        *goes to walrus school for an education in walrishness*
        This is a shame, seeing as I am a walrus.
        I just realised that the window was open and that’s why i was getting wet. It’s raining in London. As usual. Smart of me to bring my raincoat.
        My head hurts and it feels light and yet heavy at the same time.
        A feather jus…[Read more]

        catsforlife replied 2 weeks, 1 day ago

        *dramatic sigh* How have you never heard the song I Am a Walrus

          cocostar replied 2 weeks, 1 day ago

          *sad sigh*
          I am uneducated.

          catsforlife replied 2 weeks, 1 day ago

          The Beatles
          Go listen to the song if you haven’t already

          cocostar replied 2 weeks, 1 day ago

          Okay I shall go and listen

          catsforlife replied 2 weeks, 1 day ago

          Good child

          cocostar replied 2 weeks, 1 day ago

          Okay i listened

          catsforlife replied 2 weeks ago

          Yay

          cocostar replied 2 weeks ago

          It was enjoyable

    catsforlife posted an update in the group RP Level 0: The Clearing 2 weeks, 6 days ago

    Corridor of Horrors
    A door slams shut.
    16 pairs of eyes are hit with darkness.
    “Only one can make it out. Play wisely,” a voice breaks the silence.
    And then a scream echoes.
    When the lights flicker on, you are all alone.
    But what no one knows is that the game hasn’t even started yet.

    Hola peoples! SO basically this is gonna be a story about a…[Read more]

        delilahkitty replied 2 weeks, 6 days ago

        Tag moi!

        writingworlds replied 2 weeks, 6 days ago

        Ooh!

        snakelover replied 2 weeks, 6 days ago

        TAG. MOI.

        i-am-a-tropical-avocado replied 2 weeks, 5 days ago

        This reminds me of roblox flicker

    catsforlife posted an update in the group RP Level 1: Great Lawn 3 weeks ago

    Corridor of Horrors
    A door slams shut.
    16 pairs of eyes are hit with darkness.
    “Only one can make it out. Play wisely,” a voice breaks the silence.
    And then a scream echoes.
    When the lights flicker on, you are all alone.
    But what no one knows is that the game hasn’t even started yet.

    Hola peoples! SO basically this is gonna be a story…[Read more]

        sugarstar replied 3 weeks ago

        Oooooh, sounds interesting! Tag me please!

          alexofroom66 replied 3 weeks ago

          *smirks* this is gonna be so fun.
          Got it!

        aestheticbibliophile replied 3 weeks ago

        I love horror! Taggles!

          alexofroom66 replied 3 weeks ago

          Kk!

        ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss replied 3 weeks ago

        gAsP taggles!

        cutenesslily replied 3 weeks ago

        t a g

        pencilpeytie replied 3 weeks ago

        mwahaha this’ll be fun

        ladyofthebooksge replied 1 week ago

        Ooh tag me! Sounds awesome
        *spoe yeets in and out*

    catsforlife posted an update 1 month, 1 week ago

    Sit onot not iexalla an alkerak ikisuom i ierob?
    Olakok em onemgarahc ianie itinarg oiksid ot nato?
    Uonaruo uot sediles em aduogart uop sailisav o.
    Atamesp em iatenospy uop igva nit ylop arap iatavof!

    Iexatne etsie aht ainuotsab at etesiputhc silom,
    Idinhciap ots sosema eteseht ot nim an etiehttimyht alla.
    Imgits ikitnamis aim aig ykop ot etesos…[Read more]

        pinker13 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        …Is this in code?

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Yup

          pinker13 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Yay…

          pinker13 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Also, isn’t it about 1-2 ish am for you?

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Also yup

          pinker13 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Shouldn’t you be sleeping then?

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Busy

          pinker13 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          I see

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 month ago

        my brain is throbbing

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          Well technically that’s just you feeling your heartbeat is your head.

        pinker13 replied 1 month ago

        When I have time, I will decode it

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          Good luck with that, Tis not an easy cipher.

          pinker13 replied 1 month ago

          Yay! Can I have a hint at least? Or… not?

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          Hmm well decoded it becomes a riddle

          pinker13 replied 1 month ago

          How lovely

        catsforlife replied 1 month ago

        You do gotta think illogically about it though

          pinker13 replied 1 month ago

          What do you mean by that?

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          Well if you think it logically works, it probably doesn’t. You have to keep in mind that I’m not the most logical human being and I made the ciphr

          pinker13 replied 1 month ago

          Okay?

          pinker13 replied 1 month ago

          Why do I have a feeling this is going to take me a while to decode it?

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          *shrug* It might

          pinker13 replied 1 month ago

          Might?

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          Could take long, could take 10 minutes.

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 month ago

        can you at least tell us what the name is? Who wrote it or whatever? The ~ Nwadaem Yaj Elb?

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          Well I wrote it, the sign off is a nickname I have in code.

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 month ago

        *sigh* What’s your name? Like nickname I mean.

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          That’s for me to know and you to see if you can find out. Some peeps know it, though.

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 month ago

        I liked the other secret language much better. Ahhhh I give up. I’ll see if Pink gets it.

          cocostar replied 2 weeks, 1 day ago

          I wonder if pink got it
          *high fives you cos I haven’t high fived someone in like a year or so*
          Hahaha grammar and sensibility i shun youuuu.
          never again shall i use commas
          Oh no i think i’m reverting to the seven year old who refused to go to bed and insisted on being called Pancake the yogurt king…

          pinker13 replied 2 weeks, 1 day ago

          *hasn’t even started on it*

          cocostar replied 2 weeks, 1 day ago

          aw shucks
          *watches and waits cos my homework and laziness said no*

          pinker13 replied 1 week, 5 days ago

          I might just ask Dov…

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month ago

        Ooooh

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 weeks, 1 day ago

          I completely forgot about this.

          cocostar replied 2 weeks, 1 day ago

          Of course you did.

        gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 21 hours ago

        Wow, no one decoded this yet. I keep checking back to see if other people did it so I wouldn’t have to do the work but *shrug*

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          Tis very entertaining

        pinker13 replied 4 days, 6 hours ago

        Has anyone decoded it?

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 6 hours ago

          Not that I know of

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          That’s sad.

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          It looks so hard to solve…

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          It’s not too hard but it’s not easy either

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          Any hints…?

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          Plenty

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          Plenty?

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          Yes. I have plenty of hints I could give

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          And what are they?

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          What are what?

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          What are the hints?

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          Which hints?

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          The hints for the coded post? Any hint?

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          What about the hints?

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          Can I have one?

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          One what?

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          One hint?

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          About what?

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          How to decode this coded post

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          What about it?

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          OH FOR GOD’S SAKE—

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          Can I have some hints on how to decode your coded post?

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          Sure! Why didn’t you just say so?

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

          cocostar replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          If someone said this to me irl I’d hit them with an umbrella. And I don’t even have an umbrella (not very…good when you live in London but waterproof jackets exist for a reason)

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

        I want a hint

        catsforlife replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

        Hmmm a hint would be think chess

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          You mean your chess talk?

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          chess

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          Chess think
          Think chess
          Ooh and rhymes

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

        my brain isn’t up for this

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          Up for what

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          Same

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          decoding this. I’m quite bad at chess

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          Considering it’s following my logic, knowing chess terms is probably the least confusing part

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          oh

    catsforlife posted an update 1 month, 1 week ago

    Welcome to midnight randomness with Cats because I have nothing better to do than write whatever comes to mind. Today’s topic? C31H4N2O6, more commonly known as Batrachotoxin, one of my personal favorite poisons to study.
    Batrachotoxin is an extremely potent cardio and neurotoxic steroidal alkaloid, coming from the greek word for frog. It does…[Read more]

        elviaofcamelot replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        Hmmmm interesting, I’m not willing to be the experiment but I’m willing to help you experiment on some newbies with it. But thanks for the knowledge

          jafaristhebest replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Wait WHAT? You want to experiment on people??
          …Am I a newbie? *mutters*I really hope not this poison sounds extremely scary-

        uraza169 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        Ooh!

        cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        *sigh* it would count as torture, however *tries to think of a way for it to not be torture*

        blondieonfire replied 1 month ago

        fr first read that chemical as my acne meds and i was vv concerned for myself
        but anyways COOL

          cocostar replied 1 month ago

          I would’ve thought I was some kind of immune superhero-

          blondieonfire replied 1 month ago

          AHAHAHHAHAHA YES
          i’m immune Catsie don’t try your poisons on me

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          Why does that give me ideas

          blondieonfire replied 1 month ago

          um
          which part-

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          Two parts.

          blondieonfire replied 1 month ago

          are you testing on me or are you sneaking your poison into acne meds

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          Neither and both.

          blondieonfire replied 1 month ago

          oh dear

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          Well technically it’s more both and neither but eh

          blondieonfire replied 1 month ago

          so i am
          ✨concerned✨

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          Why?

          blondieonfire replied 1 month ago

          bc i feel like you’re gonna sneak poison into my acne meds

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          But like
          You live across the map
          How would I even do that

          blondieonfire replied 1 month ago

          bro i wouldn’t be surprised if you like had secret tunnels that led to my basement

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          I meannnnnnnnnnnnnnn-

          blondieonfire replied 1 month ago

          WAIT WHAT

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          I mean if you look at it from a very technical perspective

          blondieonfire replied 1 month ago

          bro you know i’m not technical

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          Well logically speaking I have a tunnel to anyone’s basement in this country.

          blondieonfire replied 1 month ago

          oh yeah true
          so like
          that’s how you’d get here point proven

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          *shrug*

          cocostar replied 1 month ago

          Welp now I have an irrational fear that there are secret tunnels that lead into my house 🤠

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          Course you do! Just gotta find them all.

          cocostar replied 1 month ago

          That’s scary.
          what if someone else finds them, kidnaps me, and puts me up for ransom or something?

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          Well technically speaking I’ve already found most so I’m sure others have too.

          cocostar replied 1 month ago

          This is great for ones anxiety! 😀

          blondieonfire replied 1 month ago

          y’all are blowing up my notifs 😩 i have like eight now 😖

          cocostar replied 1 month ago

          *blinks* eight…EIGHT
          I want 8 notifs *cri*

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          Well it’s not like the tunnels are hard to find

          cocostar replied 1 month ago

          If I ever find them, I will block them.
          Where are the tunnels?

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          Why would I tell you? That’s no fun

          cocostar replied 1 month ago

          *tries to think of a reason*
          It would be fun for me. And I bet I’m gonna waste the next hour looking for imaginary secret tunnels.

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          But telling you would be boring for me, I wanna have fun

          cocostar replied 1 month ago

          Fair enough.
          Could you tell me how many there are?

          catsforlife replied 1 month ago

          Depends. On average about 16.

          cocostar replied 1 month ago

          That’s too many. What was this architect thinking? I’m gonna leave them there.

    catsforlife posted an update 1 month, 1 week ago

    I was supposed to post this about 8 hours ago but yknow procrastination
    https://forms.gle/qjE8cfrCCZigMZeo6
    Halloween party form to fill out!

        coraem replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        oo! lol I forgot about Halloween

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Lollll same

        elviaofcamelot replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        Thanks to covid this is probably the only Halloween party I’ll attend, oh well. Anyway thanks cats!

          cocostar replied 2 weeks, 1 day ago

          There’s always Zoom ig?

        sportsgirl19 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        ASHA I AM SO PROUD OF YOU *BLARES HORN* EVERYONE ASHA LISTENED TO ME WAHOOOOO

    catsforlife posted an update 1 month, 2 weeks ago

    @pencilpeytie Howdy child, any questions beforehand?

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        How likely am I to die during this? Should I speak in normal English or attempt to replicate chess speak with my (unfortunately) terrible metaphors?

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Depends on how well you play and you can normal talk if you can keep up

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Got it!

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Wow, you’re a fast learner. Shall we?

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        I don’t know about that, but yes, let’s!

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Would thy like to start? *I snap and we appear on a giant chess board with belty z by belty z coordinates and life size chess pieces*

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Aren’t you white though?

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Yes but I already made a move.

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Oh. *I sit down cross-legged, very confused+

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        See now that’s a weird move to make. *I hang upside down from a random hoop* Your move again.

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *i pull on your hands and the hoop shoots upward like a window shade*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *I kick off the edge of the hoop, doing a back Ariel to get to the ground, whistling to send a horsey knocking down 3 pawns*
        See, simple

          pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Ahh, I see! Can we set talents? *I leap onto the hoop and swing into two pawns, knocking them over*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Like I said, if it isn’t a chess move, it’s legal. *I toss a croquet mallet in the air, swinging it around before smashing it through a group of pawns*

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *I hop on top of a rook, and it zigzags wildly around the board, crashing into a rook and then a *****

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *I grab a deck of cards and quickly make a mini castle with them around one knight, using the King to go smash through a bunch of random pieces*

          pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *I take the crown off of my king and throw it like a boomerang, impaling several pieces before whizzing back to rest on the King’s head*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Ooh your King is like Diana Prince
        See now this is where the game gets dangerous.
        *I kick off a rook, landing on one foot in a tile before jumping back up into the air as the ground freezes over and starts to break as I catch onto a floating hoop*

          pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Ooh, fun
          *I stand on a shard of ground and make it lighter than air, and it floats up so I’m air-surfing* (my talent is gravity manipulation)

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Ooh fun. Careful though, the board isn’t exactly the safest place on earth. *I fly around on the hoop, using a bow and arrow to shoot a horsey and a rook off the board*

          pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *A vine sprouts from the bottom of my board shard, and I lose balance for a moment, but then I grab onto it and lower myself down, swinging from it to knock over a bishop and a *****

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *I jump off the hoop, doing a handstand on my own King, watching the board quickly zip back together with actual zippers that appeared out of nowhere, though tiles continuely changing shape*

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *I unzip a zipper right beneath your King and it begins to fall through the board, still on my vine*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *I vault off the King dove straight at a colorful tile, going into it and popping out another one on the other side of the board*

          pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          I leap onto a tile and bounce high into the air, landing on a bishop. It zooms across the board, knocking pieces into a quicksand tile*

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *I grab a can of white out dye from inside a rabbit hole type tile, pouring it on one of thy’s horseys before jumping on it to ride*

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *I pull a lasso out of a rabbit hole tile and use it to topple one of your horseys*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *I pull a white rook out of the rabbit hole tile and toss it to knock down a bishop thingiemabob*

          pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *i catch the rook and unzip a zipper beneath it so it falls through*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Bye bye rookie
        *I stand on top of one of the bishops, leaning forward so it somewhat falls but keep it balanced in the back.* We’re cruisinggggggg for a bruisinnnnnnn *I “surf” the bishop around, knocking over random red pieces as I go*

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Ooh, fun
        *I put a white rook sideways so that it can roll, and I roll it towards a group of white pieces, knocking them down*
        UNCHESS BOWLING

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        YES
        *I grab another deck of cards and use them as throwing stars, knocking random red pieces off or board*

          pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *I unzip a piece of the board and throw it at two white pawns, knocking them over, so there’s a big hole in the center of the board*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        See how much more fun Unchess is than chess
        *I jump between trampoline tiles, tossing red pawns off the board while I do random flips on said trampoline tiles*

          pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          I do, I definitely do
          *I smash a white bishop into a trampoline tile so it bounces way high, and it comes down on a white horsey, shattering them both*

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *I grab a horsey out of a rabbit hole tile, treating it like an actual horse and riding around with a croquet stick, hitting pieces and smashing them*

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *I remove my queen’s crown and put it in a rabbit hole tile. It pops out of another and impales a white rook*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *The board starts to shift into a watery type thing, letting us fall in*
        Down the rabbit hole we goooooo

          pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          OATTSSSSSSS
          *I sink in*

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *I spin around in Ze rabbit hole, coming out the other end onto a new board with all le players for both sides back on it* And this is why games tend to last quite a while

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Ah, I see
        *This board appears to have a tile made of some sticky substance, so I scoop some up and throw it at a group of pawns, pinning then to the board*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *I press down on a tile to turn the entire board into an ice rink and catch ice skates out of the sky, skating around and knocking down a bunch of pawns*

          pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *I shatter some of the ice and pick up several pieces, throwing them like knives to stab and topple a white horsey and two pawns*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *I toss a hoop into the air and catch onto it, flipping upside down on it to shoot more pieces off with arrows from a bow*

          pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *I grab onto another hoop and round up a bunch of white pieces inside it, and then use the hoop to sweep them off of the board*

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          La di daaaaaa
          *I swing around with my eyes closed on the hoop, using ze croquet mallet to send random red pieces flying in all directions*

        royalfudge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        *I walk in on this, very curious to see what will happen*

          elviaofcamelot replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Imma join you in watching, this game looks extremely interesting

          pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *I grab onto my hoop and lift into the air, pulling a pack of embroidery needles out of a rabbit hole tile. I take them one at a time and send them whizzing into random white pieces, shattering them*

        coraem replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        oooo it’s like the on in EAH!! The Wonderland episode!

          shadesofevil replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *Shade is back from cultivation, with popcorn and boba and glasses at the ready*
          Continue, continue, don’t mind me here.
          Although, Cats, we should really have Operation Ocean on the site. With a lot of random people tagged. Operation Bracelet as well.

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Yeah lol that’s what I thought.

        pinker13 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        Interesting…

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Indeed.

    catsforlife posted an update 1 month, 3 weeks ago

    Hola peeps so yknow what I said about hand to hand? Yeah let’s do it
    So match ups, somewhat randomly made my Kiki the scone stealing Arielsaurus and I:
    @royalfudge vs @thecoven4ever
    @uraza169 vs @dotalltheway
    @sportsgirl19 vs @pencilpeytie
    @blondieonfire vs @ginnypotter12
    Watcher peeps: @elviaofcamelot @everneveracademy @anyoneelse
    Fight fight f…[Read more]

        elviaofcamelot replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        Yesss, this is gonna be fun. If you want I can referee or something

        thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        Totally not surprised. Kira wanna completely break the rules and attack everyone else instead?

          elviaofcamelot replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Don’t attack me, I’m just watching

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          I mean, yeah, sort of.

        everneveracademy replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        (Ooooh *might join later for absolutely no reason*)

        sportsgirl19 replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        Oohh fun. Hopefully it ends in a full Evs vs. Nevs war the way all of the fun ones do

          everneveracademy replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          YES

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *Halfer observes*
          Welp, looks like I don’t have to fight.
          Wait can I be an Ever? Despite what some liars will say, I am more Everish than Never.

        uraza169 replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        Um I don’t remember signing up *looks at Jess*

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          No, you didn’t, but do you really expect me to not drag you into randomness

          uraza169 replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          True

        royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        *I lunge at Kris and tackle her to the ground*
        Thea’s not here, so…

          everneveracademy replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          (Breaking rules already?????? Eh. I’m a sandwich wait no remind me not to do that again, and also FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT)

        blondieonfire replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        **** SWEATY SUSAN I WOULD SO BEAT THAT PERSON THEY’RE W E A K

        pinker13 replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        *eats popcorn and watches*

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        AHH ok let’s go sporty

        thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        *I casually throw a knife at Pen, immediately ducking into a portal*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        No magic no talents etc that’s boringggggg

          thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          I didn;t create the portal it just happened to be there

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Ooh we must be in the what then

          thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          duh

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        *i catch the knife and it cuts the palm of my hand in a long but shallow cut*
        a weapon!

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Weapons are hand to hand, they’re very allowed

          thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Well I mean there are weapons all around us…
          If you just know how to look.
          *I sommersault into an oncoming portal that pops into existence, reappearing behind pen with two daggers*
          *I stab them in the shoulder with one of them before pulling it out and put the other one to their neck*

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        We’re fighting now?
        *I gasp in pain, but luckily it’s my left shoulder that’s been stabbed. I bring my knee up and kick backwards as hard as I can, inadvertently sending myself flying into another portal. I reappear a few yards behind Thea, one more knife in hand, and throw it towards her back*

        ladyofthebooksge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *a spoe pops in*
        fight fight fightt
        *eats popcorn*

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *fellow spoe decides against taking your popcorn and summons Batman*

        royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *I look to Thea*
        Really? You didn’t grab any daggers for me?

          thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *I duck from Pen’s knife, rolling into another portal and appearing next to Kira as I place two daggers in her hand with a grin*

        dotalltheway replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *looks at eliot and dumps a cup of boba on him*

          sportsgirl19 replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *Uses a straw and drink the boba off of the ground*

          uraza169 replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *Throws mochi at Jess*

        everneveracademy replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        This is a little slow. *sips chocolate bar*
        *eats water*

          elviaofcamelot replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          I agree *takes a bite of my chocolate chip cookie cake*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Y’all come onnnnnn
        Someone hurt someoneeeee
        I will get involved if nothing happenssss

          everneveracademy replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          I know I’m a watcher but if you want…

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          I probably will but I mean no one has gotten hurt much yet, Imma let these peeps have a chance first out of curiousity

          coraem replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          can I *cough* chuck a glitter rat at a random person *cough* *spoe leaves and joins the shadows*

        coraem replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *spoes*

        royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *I grin and take them from Thea*
        This is very slow. Thea? You want to… well, attack as we do?

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Fighttttttt

          ladyofthebooksge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *eats more popcorn*
          this is quite slow…

        royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *I leap onto Kris, daggers outstretched*
        *After two shallow cuts are made, I roll backwards into a crouch and watch to see what you’ll do next*

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *I grab onto your leg and pull you out of it, smashing you on the ground*
          Come on. That’s it?
          *With a smile, I pin you, cut off the tip of your index finger, and vault off of you*

        dotalltheway replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *chucks a lollipop at eliot*

          uraza169 replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *Cocoons Jessica in noodles*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Fight fight fight fight

          blondieonfire replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          i want noodles now ugh

        royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        KRIS YOU ARE BORING ME
        *I roll back on top of you, flip you over, and sever your brainstem which kills you instantly*
        This is perfectly legal. A legal kill I-

          blondieonfire replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          AHAHAHHA SLAY KIRA

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          I’m bored and really need to fight.
          *I look at Asha*
          Could we?

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Sure. You start?

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *I shrug*
          Sure, why not? I’ll drop my daggers for now… but I may need them later. *they vanish*
          *I pace closer to you, wary*

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Weapons or no?

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Let’s start without. I’d rather stay alive for a little longer.

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Alrighty, your move.

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *I side-eye you*
          You know I rarely, if ever open fights.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Don’t be Hershey.

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Asha, my defence is better than my offence. Attack me first and we’ll fight.

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        You won your last fight by doing offense though, I’m giving you a chance.

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          I won my last fight because Kris was being boring.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Still, you were offensive.

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Asha, open the fight. I’m going to have to go in two minutes anyways.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Why do I have to start

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Because I refuse to.

        dotalltheway replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *I hurl dozens of eggs at kris* EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS

        dotalltheway replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        it’s on fRosTeD fLaKeS

        dotalltheway replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *i hurl three dozen eggs at kris and hiss*

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        hrm anyone wanna fight

          pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          ELIOT I DON’T CHALLENGE YOU
          *i don’t hurl a chocolate Oreo cake at your face*
          (cats and I decided there shouldn’t be a customary way to challenge someone to not fight, by not throwing cake at their face and yelling something undramatic. if you don’t accept, you don’t blast me with frosting)

          thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          sorry to drop the ball kira! i havent been on in a while

        uraza169 replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *I don’t blast Ely with frosting while screaming a war cry*

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        (i’m just going to speak normally while we’re fighting to avoid confusion if that’s ok) *I eat the frosting and leap into a portal, reappearing next to eliot wielding a katana in each hand*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *I let myself fall backwards into a portal, coming out of it directly in front of Kira, butterfly kicking her in the stomach to knock her slightly back, five rolling to get to the floor and spinning on my right foot, using my other to knock Kira onto her back*

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *I fall backwards with a grunt and roll into a crouch, lash out at Asha’s ankles, knocking her to the ground, and mount her*
          (It’s a pin, don’t be gross)

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *I shift my left shoulder so Kira falls forward on the side, turning to be on my left side as I shift position to make her fall onto her stomach, grabbing her by the wrist as I press my knee onto her spine, pulling her up by the wrist to pin her*

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *I wince*
          Thanks for that.
          *I twist my wrist out of your grasp and flip over onto my back, kick you in the chest, and roll backwards, wary*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        You’re very welcome.
        *I catch myself on the ground, popping back to my feet. I do a front Ariel (my phone tried to change that to Arielsaurus omg), kicking her on her right shoulder as I start to land, knocking her into her back as I dive roll to land, turning quickly as Kira lands, grabbing her right arm and putting her in an arm bar* Make the w…[Read more]

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          I. Hate. Armbars. Dang it, Asha.
          *I **** my arm downwards and out of your grasp, buck my hips, flipping you, and then put you in a chokehold*

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *jerk

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          A chokehold? So basic, Doctor Kiki the scone stealing Arielsaurus. *I grab both of her wrists, digging my nails in and ripping them down, moving forward me arm down to elbow her in the stomach. As she leans down on reflex I swing my arm back and elbow her on the side of the head, giving myself a second to stand* Shall we return to going easy?

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *I shake my head*
          No, this is good for me.
          *I grab your leg and flip you to the ground, ignoring any and all pain, stand up and back up two steps to give me a second to breathe*

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Ouchie
          *I push myself into a candle pose from yoga, using it to flip quickly forwards, flipping and landing in a roll, swiping Toffee’s feet so she lands in the ground in front of me. I stand on one knee, pressing one foot on her windpipe, and my knee on her wrists to pin them down* I’m giving you an easy it here, use it.

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *I twist over to one side, freeing my neck, plant a foot on your chest and roll forwards, landing on top of you*
          *I then brace myself with one leg, the other on your windpipe, hands pinning yours down*
          We really just traded positions here.

          ladyofthebooksge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          oooh this is intenseeee
          *eats ramen*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *I shift slightly to knock her off my windpipe, lifting myself up to kick her over me, letting her land on her side to crack a rib while I wrest my wrists free, pushing myself up to stand, heel digging the cracked part of her rib, keeping my other foot slightly back so she can’t reach.*

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *blows a whistle*
          That would not have broken or cracked my ribs.
          *blows a whistle again and everything resumes*
          *I throw my arms out behind me and break my fall, grab onto Asha’s foot and drag her closer, pinning her arms with my legs, and smash down on her windpipe with my fist which leaves her unconscious*

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Yknow this is when fainting, seizure, knock out, and etc comes in handy for the first time since what, 5th grade?
          *After a few moments I snap to my senses. I flip upwards slightly, kicking her off of me long enough to give myself a moment to catch my thoughts* You’re getting good, shall we take it up a notch? *I push myself into the air, s…[Read more]

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *I grin*
          Though this will result in my absolutely dead and/or with multiple broken bones, yes, let’s.

        everneveracademy replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *nibbles on bubble wand because I’m bored*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        You’ll be fineeeeee
        Though starting again is boring so we shall see
        Yknow let’s start nearly the same way but respond more advanced
        *I do a quick jump kick to hit Kira in the neck, enough so it stuns her but not much more, before swiping her legs and standing a few feet back*

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *I fall to the ground, but manage to catch myself just in time and take a moment to catch my breath*
          I’m terrible at starting, reacting is far easier.
          *I then stand up and land a kick on your ribs and spin away*

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Fair, but starting hand to hand stuff is always weird because most of the stuff I do is on a reflex anyway. *I shift my feet slightly, kicking off my back one as I land an uppercut to your gut, reflexes having you start to lean forward as I get behind you, doing a swift jab to the back of your right knee before backing away slightly, debating a move*

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Hand to hand is all just reaction based stuff, basically.
          *I bend my knee to lessen the impact, then spin around into a crouch, watching and waiting*

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          I’m assuming that’s the reason for making me start whenever we do? I’m very tempted to dislocate your shoulder and break your ankle since you just put yourself in a really terrible position and it would be fun, but then again fighting someone with a broken ankle isn’t very fun. Would you like to shift position before I make a move?

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *I stand up*
          It’s wrong to say I’m bored, isn’t it?

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Eh. Still in a bad position that involves ribs and you know what will happen if your ribs get cracked.

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          We both know that I’m never going to let you do that to me.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          We also both know I don’t take no as an answer once I want to do something.

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          We both know how stubborn I am when I don’t want something to happen to me.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          And we both know we are back to the standoff.

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Indeed we are.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          It would be a fun game you have to admit

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          No, it really wouldn’t.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Yes it would

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          No. (This is starting to look like the Elder argument XD)

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *remembers spoeing that*
          That was entertaining, but this won;t be good for my notifs

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          We could turn it into a game! Games are fun!

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          That would be fun

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Asha, that is a terrible idea. No.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Ha I have majority vote

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          You are awful.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          I’m just trying to have some fun

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          You need better pastimes.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Games are great past times

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          I feel bad for me already.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Come on it would be a great game and we’d have fun

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          No, it wouldn’t, and we wouldn’t.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Pleaseeeeeee

        cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        *will read later*
        Happy 100th comment

          sportsgirl19 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *throws confetti at you*

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *makes a confetti hat and wears it*
          *hands you a rabbit shaped balloon*

        coraem replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        *tries to remember when I commented on this*

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          XD

        everneveracademy replied 3 days, 11 hours ago

        hrmmmmm we’re boring now

    catsforlife posted an update 1 month, 3 weeks ago

    I know a few specific people who will see this but I have a really weird urge to have a random hand to hand fight in the extremely near future. No magic, no talents, just weapons and fist fights. Like really extremely soon because I seriously have an urge to just like
    Fist fight

        thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        I wanna watch

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Ooh fun

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        Ooh i’d love to watch

        everneveracademy replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        I would love to watch tgat

        royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        I do too but I don’t want to fight you-
        I’d lose so quickly.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          True but I mean how else do you learn

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Fair.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Plus what we talked about in DMs about notes, there’s only one way to get them.

        uraza169 replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        Oooooh

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        Omg I should do it after school today since I’m already hyper and shaky without sugar and after school I’m getting ice cream

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          I won’t be on, I’m safe.

          everneveracademy replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          O.o

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        I’m bored nowwwww

          everneveracademy replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Saaaaaaaaame

        elviaofcamelot replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        Can I watch

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Si

          elviaofcamelot replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Why thank you cats

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        I’m bored and wanna do it soonnnnn

          everneveracademy replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          I’m watching :3 and I want to see it soonnnnn

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Well I still gotta figure out who should fight who first sadly but I wanna playyyyyy

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