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Welcome to midnight randomness with Cats because I have nothing better to do than write whatever comes to mind. Today’s topic? C31H4N2O6, more commonly known as Batrachotoxin, one of my personal favorite poisons to study.
Batrachotoxin is an extremely potent cardio and neurotoxic steroidal alkaloid, coming from the greek word for frog. It does…[Read more]
Hmmmm interesting, I’m not willing to be the experiment but I’m willing to help you experiment on some newbies with it. But thanks for the knowledge
Wait WHAT? You want to experiment on people??
…Am I a newbie? *mutters*I really hope not this poison sounds extremely scary-
Ooh!
*sigh* it would count as torture, however *tries to think of a way for it to not be torture*
fr first read that chemical as my acne meds and i was vv concerned for myself
but anyways COOL
I would’ve thought I was some kind of immune superhero-
AHAHAHHAHAHA YES
i’m immune Catsie don’t try your poisons on me
Why does that give me ideas
um
which part-
Two parts.
are you testing on me or are you sneaking your poison into acne meds
Neither and both.
oh dear
Well technically it’s more both and neither but eh
so i am
✨concerned✨
Why?
bc i feel like you’re gonna sneak poison into my acne meds
But like
You live across the map
How would I even do that
bro i wouldn’t be surprised if you like had secret tunnels that led to my basement
I meannnnnnnnnnnnnnn-
WAIT WHAT
I mean if you look at it from a very technical perspective
bro you know i’m not technical
Well logically speaking I have a tunnel to anyone’s basement in this country.
oh yeah true
so like
that’s how you’d get here point proven
*shrug*
Welp now I have an irrational fear that there are secret tunnels that lead into my house 🤠
Course you do! Just gotta find them all.
That’s scary.
what if someone else finds them, kidnaps me, and puts me up for ransom or something?
Well technically speaking I’ve already found most so I’m sure others have too.
This is great for ones anxiety! 😀
y’all are blowing up my notifs 😩 i have like eight now 😖
*blinks* eight…EIGHT
I want 8 notifs *cri*
Well it’s not like the tunnels are hard to find
If I ever find them, I will block them.
Where are the tunnels?
Why would I tell you? That’s no fun
*tries to think of a reason*
It would be fun for me. And I bet I’m gonna waste the next hour looking for imaginary secret tunnels.
But telling you would be boring for me, I wanna have fun
Fair enough.
Could you tell me how many there are?
Depends. On average about 16.
That’s too many. What was this architect thinking? I’m gonna leave them there.
I was supposed to post this about 8 hours ago but yknow procrastination
https://forms.gle/qjE8cfrCCZigMZeo6
Halloween party form to fill out!
oo! lol I forgot about Halloween
Lollll same
Thanks to covid this is probably the only Halloween party I’ll attend, oh well. Anyway thanks cats!
ASHA I AM SO PROUD OF YOU *BLARES HORN* EVERYONE ASHA LISTENED TO ME WAHOOOOO
@pencilpeytie Howdy child, any questions beforehand?
How likely am I to die during this? Should I speak in normal English or attempt to replicate chess speak with my (unfortunately) terrible metaphors?
Depends on how well you play and you can normal talk if you can keep up
Got it!
Wow, you’re a fast learner. Shall we?
I don’t know about that, but yes, let’s!
Would thy like to start? *I snap and we appear on a giant chess board with belty z by belty z coordinates and life size chess pieces*
Aren’t you white though?
Yes but I already made a move.
Oh. *I sit down cross-legged, very confused+
See now that’s a weird move to make. *I hang upside down from a random hoop* Your move again.
*i pull on your hands and the hoop shoots upward like a window shade*
*I kick off the edge of the hoop, doing a back Ariel to get to the ground, whistling to send a horsey knocking down 3 pawns*
See, simple
Ahh, I see! Can we set talents? *I leap onto the hoop and swing into two pawns, knocking them over*
Like I said, if it isn’t a chess move, it’s legal. *I toss a croquet mallet in the air, swinging it around before smashing it through a group of pawns*
*I hop on top of a rook, and it zigzags wildly around the board, crashing into a rook and then a *****
*I grab a deck of cards and quickly make a mini castle with them around one knight, using the King to go smash through a bunch of random pieces*
*I take the crown off of my king and throw it like a boomerang, impaling several pieces before whizzing back to rest on the King’s head*
Ooh your King is like Diana Prince
See now this is where the game gets dangerous.
*I kick off a rook, landing on one foot in a tile before jumping back up into the air as the ground freezes over and starts to break as I catch onto a floating hoop*
Ooh, fun
*I stand on a shard of ground and make it lighter than air, and it floats up so I’m air-surfing* (my talent is gravity manipulation)
Ooh fun. Careful though, the board isn’t exactly the safest place on earth. *I fly around on the hoop, using a bow and arrow to shoot a horsey and a rook off the board*
*A vine sprouts from the bottom of my board shard, and I lose balance for a moment, but then I grab onto it and lower myself down, swinging from it to knock over a bishop and a *****
*I jump off the hoop, doing a handstand on my own King, watching the board quickly zip back together with actual zippers that appeared out of nowhere, though tiles continuely changing shape*
*I unzip a zipper right beneath your King and it begins to fall through the board, still on my vine*
*I vault off the King dove straight at a colorful tile, going into it and popping out another one on the other side of the board*
I leap onto a tile and bounce high into the air, landing on a bishop. It zooms across the board, knocking pieces into a quicksand tile*
*I grab a can of white out dye from inside a rabbit hole type tile, pouring it on one of thy’s horseys before jumping on it to ride*
*I pull a lasso out of a rabbit hole tile and use it to topple one of your horseys*
*I pull a white rook out of the rabbit hole tile and toss it to knock down a bishop thingiemabob*
*i catch the rook and unzip a zipper beneath it so it falls through*
Bye bye rookie
*I stand on top of one of the bishops, leaning forward so it somewhat falls but keep it balanced in the back.* We’re cruisinggggggg for a bruisinnnnnnn *I “surf” the bishop around, knocking over random red pieces as I go*
Ooh, fun
*I put a white rook sideways so that it can roll, and I roll it towards a group of white pieces, knocking them down*
UNCHESS BOWLING
YES
*I grab another deck of cards and use them as throwing stars, knocking random red pieces off or board*
*I unzip a piece of the board and throw it at two white pawns, knocking them over, so there’s a big hole in the center of the board*
See how much more fun Unchess is than chess
*I jump between trampoline tiles, tossing red pawns off the board while I do random flips on said trampoline tiles*
I do, I definitely do
*I smash a white bishop into a trampoline tile so it bounces way high, and it comes down on a white horsey, shattering them both*
*I grab a horsey out of a rabbit hole tile, treating it like an actual horse and riding around with a croquet stick, hitting pieces and smashing them*
*I remove my queen’s crown and put it in a rabbit hole tile. It pops out of another and impales a white rook*
*The board starts to shift into a watery type thing, letting us fall in*
Down the rabbit hole we goooooo
OATTSSSSSSS
*I sink in*
*I spin around in Ze rabbit hole, coming out the other end onto a new board with all le players for both sides back on it* And this is why games tend to last quite a while
Ah, I see
*This board appears to have a tile made of some sticky substance, so I scoop some up and throw it at a group of pawns, pinning then to the board*
*I press down on a tile to turn the entire board into an ice rink and catch ice skates out of the sky, skating around and knocking down a bunch of pawns*
*I shatter some of the ice and pick up several pieces, throwing them like knives to stab and topple a white horsey and two pawns*
*I toss a hoop into the air and catch onto it, flipping upside down on it to shoot more pieces off with arrows from a bow*
*I grab onto another hoop and round up a bunch of white pieces inside it, and then use the hoop to sweep them off of the board*
La di daaaaaa
*I swing around with my eyes closed on the hoop, using ze croquet mallet to send random red pieces flying in all directions*
*I walk in on this, very curious to see what will happen*
Imma join you in watching, this game looks extremely interesting
*I grab onto my hoop and lift into the air, pulling a pack of embroidery needles out of a rabbit hole tile. I take them one at a time and send them whizzing into random white pieces, shattering them*
oooo it’s like the on in EAH!! The Wonderland episode!
*Shade is back from cultivation, with popcorn and boba and glasses at the ready*
Continue, continue, don’t mind me here.
Although, Cats, we should really have Operation Ocean on the site. With a lot of random people tagged. Operation Bracelet as well.
Yeah lol that’s what I thought.
Interesting…
Indeed.
Hola peeps so yknow what I said about hand to hand? Yeah let’s do it
So match ups, somewhat randomly made my Kiki the scone stealing Arielsaurus and I:
@royalfudge vs @thecoven4ever
@uraza169 vs @dotalltheway
@sportsgirl19 vs @pencilpeytie
@blondieonfire vs @ginnypotter12
Watcher peeps: @elviaofcamelot @everneveracademy @anyoneelse
Fight fight f…[Read more]
Yesss, this is gonna be fun. If you want I can referee or something
Totally not surprised. Kira wanna completely break the rules and attack everyone else instead?
Don’t attack me, I’m just watching
I mean, yeah, sort of.
(Ooooh *might join later for absolutely no reason*)
Oohh fun. Hopefully it ends in a full Evs vs. Nevs war the way all of the fun ones do
YES
*Halfer observes*
Welp, looks like I don’t have to fight.
Wait can I be an Ever? Despite what some liars will say, I am more Everish than Never.
Um I don’t remember signing up *looks at Jess*
No, you didn’t, but do you really expect me to not drag you into randomness
True
*I lunge at Kris and tackle her to the ground*
Thea’s not here, so…
(Breaking rules already?????? Eh. I’m a sandwich wait no remind me not to do that again, and also FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT)
**** SWEATY SUSAN I WOULD SO BEAT THAT PERSON THEY’RE W E A K
*eats popcorn and watches*
AHH ok let’s go sporty
*I casually throw a knife at Pen, immediately ducking into a portal*
No magic no talents etc that’s boringggggg
I didn;t create the portal it just happened to be there
Ooh we must be in the what then
duh
*i catch the knife and it cuts the palm of my hand in a long but shallow cut*
a weapon!
Weapons are hand to hand, they’re very allowed
Well I mean there are weapons all around us…
If you just know how to look.
*I sommersault into an oncoming portal that pops into existence, reappearing behind pen with two daggers*
*I stab them in the shoulder with one of them before pulling it out and put the other one to their neck*
We’re fighting now?
*I gasp in pain, but luckily it’s my left shoulder that’s been stabbed. I bring my knee up and kick backwards as hard as I can, inadvertently sending myself flying into another portal. I reappear a few yards behind Thea, one more knife in hand, and throw it towards her back*
*a spoe pops in*
fight fight fightt
*eats popcorn*
*fellow spoe decides against taking your popcorn and summons Batman*
*I look to Thea*
Really? You didn’t grab any daggers for me?
*I duck from Pen’s knife, rolling into another portal and appearing next to Kira as I place two daggers in her hand with a grin*
*looks at eliot and dumps a cup of boba on him*
*Uses a straw and drink the boba off of the ground*
*Throws mochi at Jess*
This is a little slow. *sips chocolate bar*
*eats water*
I agree *takes a bite of my chocolate chip cookie cake*
Y’all come onnnnnn
Someone hurt someoneeeee
I will get involved if nothing happenssss
I know I’m a watcher but if you want…
I probably will but I mean no one has gotten hurt much yet, Imma let these peeps have a chance first out of curiousity
can I *cough* chuck a glitter rat at a random person *cough* *spoe leaves and joins the shadows*
*spoes*
*I grin and take them from Thea*
This is very slow. Thea? You want to… well, attack as we do?
Fighttttttt
*eats more popcorn*
this is quite slow…
*I leap onto Kris, daggers outstretched*
*After two shallow cuts are made, I roll backwards into a crouch and watch to see what you’ll do next*
*I grab onto your leg and pull you out of it, smashing you on the ground*
Come on. That’s it?
*With a smile, I pin you, cut off the tip of your index finger, and vault off of you*
*chucks a lollipop at eliot*
*Cocoons Jessica in noodles*
Fight fight fight fight
i want noodles now ugh
KRIS YOU ARE BORING ME
*I roll back on top of you, flip you over, and sever your brainstem which kills you instantly*
This is perfectly legal. A legal kill I-
AHAHAHHA SLAY KIRA
I’m bored and really need to fight.
*I look at Asha*
Could we?
Sure. You start?
*I shrug*
Sure, why not? I’ll drop my daggers for now… but I may need them later. *they vanish*
*I pace closer to you, wary*
Weapons or no?
Let’s start without. I’d rather stay alive for a little longer.
Alrighty, your move.
*I side-eye you*
You know I rarely, if ever open fights.
Don’t be Hershey.
Asha, my defence is better than my offence. Attack me first and we’ll fight.
You won your last fight by doing offense though, I’m giving you a chance.
I won my last fight because Kris was being boring.
Still, you were offensive.
Asha, open the fight. I’m going to have to go in two minutes anyways.
Why do I have to start
Because I refuse to.
*I hurl dozens of eggs at kris* EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS
it’s on fRosTeD fLaKeS
*i hurl three dozen eggs at kris and hiss*
hrm anyone wanna fight
ELIOT I DON’T CHALLENGE YOU
*i don’t hurl a chocolate Oreo cake at your face*
(cats and I decided there shouldn’t be a customary way to challenge someone to not fight, by not throwing cake at their face and yelling something undramatic. if you don’t accept, you don’t blast me with frosting)
sorry to drop the ball kira! i havent been on in a while
*I don’t blast Ely with frosting while screaming a war cry*
(i’m just going to speak normally while we’re fighting to avoid confusion if that’s ok) *I eat the frosting and leap into a portal, reappearing next to eliot wielding a katana in each hand*
*I let myself fall backwards into a portal, coming out of it directly in front of Kira, butterfly kicking her in the stomach to knock her slightly back, five rolling to get to the floor and spinning on my right foot, using my other to knock Kira onto her back*
*I fall backwards with a grunt and roll into a crouch, lash out at Asha’s ankles, knocking her to the ground, and mount her*
(It’s a pin, don’t be gross)
*I shift my left shoulder so Kira falls forward on the side, turning to be on my left side as I shift position to make her fall onto her stomach, grabbing her by the wrist as I press my knee onto her spine, pulling her up by the wrist to pin her*
*I wince*
Thanks for that.
*I twist my wrist out of your grasp and flip over onto my back, kick you in the chest, and roll backwards, wary*
You’re very welcome.
*I catch myself on the ground, popping back to my feet. I do a front Ariel (my phone tried to change that to Arielsaurus omg), kicking her on her right shoulder as I start to land, knocking her into her back as I dive roll to land, turning quickly as Kira lands, grabbing her right arm and putting her in an arm bar* Make the w…[Read more]
I. Hate. Armbars. Dang it, Asha.
*I **** my arm downwards and out of your grasp, buck my hips, flipping you, and then put you in a chokehold*
*jerk
A chokehold? So basic, Doctor Kiki the scone stealing Arielsaurus. *I grab both of her wrists, digging my nails in and ripping them down, moving forward me arm down to elbow her in the stomach. As she leans down on reflex I swing my arm back and elbow her on the side of the head, giving myself a second to stand* Shall we return to going easy?
*I shake my head*
No, this is good for me.
*I grab your leg and flip you to the ground, ignoring any and all pain, stand up and back up two steps to give me a second to breathe*
Ouchie
*I push myself into a candle pose from yoga, using it to flip quickly forwards, flipping and landing in a roll, swiping Toffee’s feet so she lands in the ground in front of me. I stand on one knee, pressing one foot on her windpipe, and my knee on her wrists to pin them down* I’m giving you an easy it here, use it.
*I twist over to one side, freeing my neck, plant a foot on your chest and roll forwards, landing on top of you*
*I then brace myself with one leg, the other on your windpipe, hands pinning yours down*
We really just traded positions here.
oooh this is intenseeee
*eats ramen*
*I shift slightly to knock her off my windpipe, lifting myself up to kick her over me, letting her land on her side to crack a rib while I wrest my wrists free, pushing myself up to stand, heel digging the cracked part of her rib, keeping my other foot slightly back so she can’t reach.*
*blows a whistle*
That would not have broken or cracked my ribs.
*blows a whistle again and everything resumes*
*I throw my arms out behind me and break my fall, grab onto Asha’s foot and drag her closer, pinning her arms with my legs, and smash down on her windpipe with my fist which leaves her unconscious*
Yknow this is when fainting, seizure, knock out, and etc comes in handy for the first time since what, 5th grade?
*After a few moments I snap to my senses. I flip upwards slightly, kicking her off of me long enough to give myself a moment to catch my thoughts* You’re getting good, shall we take it up a notch? *I push myself into the air, s…[Read more]
*I grin*
Though this will result in my absolutely dead and/or with multiple broken bones, yes, let’s.
*nibbles on bubble wand because I’m bored*
You’ll be fineeeeee
Though starting again is boring so we shall see
Yknow let’s start nearly the same way but respond more advanced
*I do a quick jump kick to hit Kira in the neck, enough so it stuns her but not much more, before swiping her legs and standing a few feet back*
*I fall to the ground, but manage to catch myself just in time and take a moment to catch my breath*
I’m terrible at starting, reacting is far easier.
*I then stand up and land a kick on your ribs and spin away*
Fair, but starting hand to hand stuff is always weird because most of the stuff I do is on a reflex anyway. *I shift my feet slightly, kicking off my back one as I land an uppercut to your gut, reflexes having you start to lean forward as I get behind you, doing a swift jab to the back of your right knee before backing away slightly, debating a move*
Hand to hand is all just reaction based stuff, basically.
*I bend my knee to lessen the impact, then spin around into a crouch, watching and waiting*
I’m assuming that’s the reason for making me start whenever we do? I’m very tempted to dislocate your shoulder and break your ankle since you just put yourself in a really terrible position and it would be fun, but then again fighting someone with a broken ankle isn’t very fun. Would you like to shift position before I make a move?
*I stand up*
It’s wrong to say I’m bored, isn’t it?
Eh. Still in a bad position that involves ribs and you know what will happen if your ribs get cracked.
We both know that I’m never going to let you do that to me.
We also both know I don’t take no as an answer once I want to do something.
We both know how stubborn I am when I don’t want something to happen to me.
And we both know we are back to the standoff.
Indeed we are.
It would be a fun game you have to admit
No, it really wouldn’t.
Yes it would
No. (This is starting to look like the Elder argument XD)
*remembers spoeing that*
That was entertaining, but this won;t be good for my notifs
We could turn it into a game! Games are fun!
That would be fun
Asha, that is a terrible idea. No.
Ha I have majority vote
You are awful.
I’m just trying to have some fun
You need better pastimes.
Games are great past times
I feel bad for me already.
Come on it would be a great game and we’d have fun
No, it wouldn’t, and we wouldn’t.
Pleaseeeeeee
*will read later*
Happy 100th comment
*throws confetti at you*
*makes a confetti hat and wears it*
*hands you a rabbit shaped balloon*
*tries to remember when I commented on this*
XD
I know a few specific people who will see this but I have a really weird urge to have a random hand to hand fight in the extremely near future. No magic, no talents, just weapons and fist fights. Like really extremely soon because I seriously have an urge to just like
Fist fight
I wanna watch
Ooh fun
Ooh i’d love to watch
I would love to watch tgat
I do too but I don’t want to fight you-
I’d lose so quickly.
True but I mean how else do you learn
Fair.
Plus what we talked about in DMs about notes, there’s only one way to get them.
Oooooh
Omg I should do it after school today since I’m already hyper and shaky without sugar and after school I’m getting ice cream
I won’t be on, I’m safe.
O.o
I’m bored nowwwww
Saaaaaaaaame
Can I watch
Si
Why thank you cats
I’m bored and wanna do it soonnnnn
I’m watching :3 and I want to see it soonnnnn
Well I still gotta figure out who should fight who first sadly but I wanna playyyyyy
@cocostar
@anastasia32
@elviaofcamelot
@thecoven4ever
Sooo I need y’all to help me with a little experiment. I assume you all know the basics of gardening?
*I smirk*
Certainly
Great! I assume you know the plan or shall I explain in DMs?
Relatively
Fun. Aight so the deals cut with people only last so long, shall we?
Well don’t the victims gardeners have to show up first?
*Sits on a random treebranch, sipping boba and watching*
Uh um I know how to plant flowers. I’m confused right now but at the same time strangely honoured to be involved with whatever this is
I just saw the word victims and now I’m kinda less honoured and more scared
So confused, but I know how to garden ummmm….😂😂😂😂😳😳😳
Don’t worry, it’ll be fine. Once Thea’s awake we can get to work
Okay, if you uh say so
Hehehe
Yay hi Sis
I’ll be on and off with classes and all but you wanna do the thing we talked about in DMs?
Soo are we gardening orrr. Also when is this happening and what even is it
*Grabs a box of mochi and leans back in the tree* Not entirely sure.
*Sighs* My impatient *** isnt gonna deal well with this. Oooo can i have some mochi, or i could get my own. I’ll just get my own
@ss*
*Hands you some mochi*
Come sis we must begin the torture flower planting
Yayyy, thanks * smiles*
Oh no, cove im scared
*smiles*
Let me explain how I have no idea what’s happening right now, but I’m honored to be here!!!!!! 😁😁❤️
XD
Same as you Mirra
Well technically it’s not torture and even if it is, I got full permission from Jess and Eliot to do it so
Wait, are we getting tortured, i thought we were planting flowers *finishes patting down the soil around my rose* Heyyy you didnt get permission to torture me from me
We are planting flowers, technically. Just not how you think.
Ohhh k, soo when we gardening because this girl is impatient
If you’d like to do it sooner then of course. Just sit down.
Okay thanks :). Sorry I sound so annoying, I’m just kinda nervous (don’t know why) I promise I’m not normally this annoying and impatient
So all I need you to do is sit down and relax, just trust me
Okay * I sit down and relaxish*
Whatever you do, the main rule is no screaming, understood? *I light my finger glow and binds rise from the ground, grabbing Via and holding her on the ground. A seed floats over my hand in a special casing which I send towards Via, straight down her throat.* The casing will keep it from dissolving, now we just wait a tiny bit and you’ll get y…[Read more]
*I don’t scream but instead ramble* what what is happening, I don’t want a flower down my throat, please don’t hurt me, I still haven’t kissed Draco malfoy
*comments to see where this goes*
Ooh another guest! Would you like to join the experiment? *Binds grab Epitome by the ankles and drag [insert pronoun] to the ground, strapping [insert pronoun] arms down as well. I grab another seed and send it at them, the same casing forming as magic forces it down their throat*
He/him. And I really should’ve expected that.
Don’t worry it won’t kill you probably, it’s a simple experiment to see if plants can grow inside of humans and burst through their stomachs when the bloom. You’ll be fine. Probably.
Why me tho, I don’t wanna do this *i use my special talent to hop into cats’ body and my original body disappears. In cats body I unstrap the others and stop the experiment. I hop back to my body out of the chair* Everyone run!!
Ooh do run, that’s much more fun
*I hop back into Cats body and make her tie herself to the chair, leaving us all time to escape. I hope into my own body and run life my life depends on it*
Ooh, hey @epitomeofperfection! Nice to see another guy on the site. Enjoy the experiment!
@catsforlife
That was an ancient Chinese torture device. Which killed people. I’m assuming you know that.
Not quite, the Chinese torture was to force people to sit on bamboo shoots as they grow and bamboo grows fast. There’s a difference. This is more an experiment to test a few theories
Yes yes very fun indeedie.
*I shift my wrist so I can unknot the ties and stand, cracking my knuckles* I’ll give you a head start!
*I grimace* Why did I trust you
I was wondering that same question too. Are you going to take the head start or shall we come bye the experiment?
*I run, whilst shouting over my shoulder* Headstart please *I run near cove* Cove help please, I know your on cats team but I don’t want my guts to explode
Don’t worry, you’ll be fine, just fine as a flower ***!
P.ot
You evil little ughhh!! Wait I have one question. Where are we exactly? And another one, why us?
Well outside of course, but specifically probably in the where. As for why you, why not?
As for us, why this select group, was it chosen randomly or not soo randomly, is there something bigger we’re missing. Why do we all happen to know each other well. Is this some special thing. And also if we are in the where, the where is endless and you can do anything if you know how to control it and harness the power so technically I could j…[Read more]
Wow, I’m assuming you’ve never been to the where? *You appear a few feet away from where you disappeared* You can’t just simply leave, that would be boring. You do have a few more seconds of a head start, don’t waste them
Aww shoot *I bolt for my life* Anyone else gonna help me. And cats I noticed you ignored my comment on there being a bigger reason, am I just over evaluating things or am I right
*I take off after Elvia* conspiracy theories are better suited for outside viewers don’t you think?
* I look after you * Yeah I guess, I just tend to overthink things when I’m in danger
I assume there’s no time-altering, teleporting, ice wheel. (Semi-Obscure reference nobody will get, but still fits perfectly in the current situation)
I’m only here bc Dov asked for help… so, um, hey @\catsforlife! How… um… how are you, uh doing? Just a normal day… uh.. killing people… or attempting to… so… um, hey…
Ooh hi! Joining the experiment too? Fun! *A seed floats with coating down your throat* Anyone else coming because this will produce a bunch of test results!
*I blind you with a flash of light*
WHY ME PLEASE NO NO NO I WOULD LIKE MY GUTS INTACT PLEASE
*I start running after Dov*
Okay um um um lemme think um um plants need water…. darn, our bodies are made of like percent water or something… uh, light…. drat, my talent is light to I probably have some of that in me… uh. Oxygen? No. What’s the other one?
Don’t worry, it won’t hurt! For me.
Okay. How long will it take… before… um… our guts implode?
*I run around in circles*
Well based on the fact that you’re running in circles generating more oxygen and water, about like 9 minutes.
*I immediately stop running*
*I also stop breathing, but after a minute I give up*
PLEASE HAVE MERCY YOU DON’T NEED ME!! YOU HAVE EVERYONE ELSSSSSSSE
Indeedie. Get a move on if you plan on running, I’m getting bored and I wanna see the experiment
WAIT GUYS WHAT IF WE JUST THROW UP THE SEED?!?!?! THEN WE’LL BE FINE!!!
Not quite. There’s casing on it, remember. Shall make it unpossible to throw up or dissolve. And besides, I don’t need you for it, you just happened to show up and the more test results the more accurate.
*I look up hopefully*
So if you don’t need me for it, then you can remove the seed and I won’t blow up?
No, of course not. You showed up, you’re now part of the experiment. The more data the better and you won’t blow up, just have roots in your back and a flower bursting out of you!
BUT WHAT IF I DON’T WANT ROOTS IN MY BACK AND FLOWERS BURSTING OUT OF ME?!?!?!?!
*I start shouting to via*
VEE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ONE WORD IS STARRED AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND
I heard someone was asking for my help?
*I grin*
Hey sis remember the mads and kris torture thing? Because I sure do. What do you say we plantify that?
Not wanting to be a flower p.ot sounds like a you problem.
How much longer now….
Well it depends. For you it will be faster since the light thing
*From a couple of hundred miles away you hear a voice* adri run the **** away, and using light make it float out or something
Ooh yes, use light, that’ll help it bloom
>:C
HeheheheHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEH
Aww what’s the sad face for? I’m simply gardening, which Via requested!
But you are gardening US!!she did not request THAT
This is slightly boring so…
*I start to pour juice on top of gummi, which turns her skin into tree branches at a slow, agonizing pace*
She requested I start planting the flowers, so I did.
I wanted to plant flowers yes, JUST NOT IN MEEEE
*I start screeching*
YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS MARK MY WORDS
JUST WAIT
VIA WILL SAVE ME
RIGHT VEE?!?!?!
*I take out a few seeds and throw them at you so hard they embed into your flesh*
There! I’m paying! In seeds!
Can’t wait! Clocks ticking, shall you light up so we can watch it bloom?
COVE NOOOO I THOUGH PT WE BONDED OVER JELLO
#STATENEIGHBORBUDDIES
AND HECK NO I’M NOT LIGHTING MYSELF UP FOR YOUR PLEASURE!!
Ooo yeah sorry adri * my body disappears from where is was and I jump into coves body and make her stop throwing seeds at you* Run adri, my body is safe so imma stay in possession of coves for a bit, run and don’t come back for me, no matter what
Vee I can’t just leave you here!
*I slowly begin to run but can’t go very fast thanks to my body being tree branches*
We did bond! I only attack my friends! Policy, you know.
*I grab via’s spirit and throw it out of my body, right into a platypus*
OH COVE. DEAR, DEAR, COVE. I WILL DESTROY ALL JELLO THAT IS PLACED IN FRONT OF YOU AS LONG AS I LIVE WHICH AT THE MOMENT WON’T BE VERY LONGGGGG
Hey cove, you can’t do that *I grin from the platypuses body. And continuously jump from the platypuses body to yours, every time your about to grab mine I jump* Wait adri, I want you to go as far away as possible, I have a plan!
Via just run before your time is up!!! I’m done for anyways!! DOV I COMPLETELY BLAME YOU FOR THIS
HOW DARE YOU THREATEN MY JELLO!!!!!
*I hurl a mound of soil on top of you, which only contributes to the tree growing and seeds begin to painfully sprout on your body*
TREES CANT EVEN EAT JELLO SO HAH
Also cove, if you only attack your friends I no longer want to be friends with you
VEE NOW!!!
Listen listen listen
Being attacked is just a way of life on the site
A rite of passage so to speak
This is your first time! Enjoy it! Improve from it! Not most people get the chance to battle me and cats. It’s very helpful practice for the trial by Yale which I hope y’all will participate in.
Heck yeah, sign me up for that trial!
Still doesn’t make it ok, but fine, not gonna lie it is pretty fun. I’m weirdly honoured but at the same time a tiny bit annoyed. If you want me to participate in the trial I guess I’m up for it.
That is fair, I was very scared my first time in larkspur. At least I had Tess though!
*sigh* I miss her
Same vee, it is fun although we are being slowly killed XD
*I grab popcorn* Take a seat, guys. It’s almost time.
Noooo ooooooh
*I chuck my staff at /catsforlife, which morphs into a dagger hurtling at her throat*
*I catch it just before it hits me, looking at her* Don’t waste your energy, it speeds everything up.
Okay, okay. You guys can thank @epitomeofperfection for this lovely show.
*I blind you all with a flash of light although it speeds up my demise*
*I hop to Adris body and grab her soul and with a last burst of energy hop with her and my souls back to the school for goodinto someone randoms body*
HUZZAH!!! okay, can I be in my own body now? Like, not a. In a rando’s body and b. In a flower ***?
We have to jump one last time Rienne * I grab your souls and together we jump into two politicians bodies at a debate* okay cats can’t spray law people with water, and these bodies don’t have seeds in. We can go back to our own one after the seeds have died, shouldn’t be long
Whew. Okay, Vee, let’s run away from the debate and deface our own posters! It won’t matter after we switch bodies…
No RiRi we have to stay here, we can do that after but if we leave the court we won’t be as protected, besides I don’t have the energy to move us
Ooh fun. *I make a chair appear and sit down to watch with popcorn, water floating over my hand* Who’s ready to be watered?
:l
*Sighs, still nibbling on mochi and sitting high-up on a treebranch*
This is chaotic
*I shout at Elliot from some random politicians body* You’re not the one with two vicious murders trying to explode their body with seeds!!!
Okay, Elliot (who is this elliot and how do you know him?) YOU TRY HAVING YOUR GUTS ALMOST EXPLODE!
*I throw a stick up and knock the mocha from your hand*
XD XD usually I’m on the side of good but today my 5050 is leaning toward never
*mochi
Oh how I wish it was more ever today cove
We are not vicious murderers, I’m simply running a science experiment which you gave consent to and agreed to.
Okay I see your point, but your point of view changes when you’re being attacked. Also I never gave consent to being a live plant p.ot. And Elliot, I really don’t like you right now, this is all your fault
Is elliot always like this?
Nope, not at all. Normally it would be more of him not letting me do this
:/ hmph well for TODAY I do not like elliot.
My bad maybe tomorrow!
Maybe I’ll help y’all if I’m feeling nicer
Well you asked for chaos Eliot, and they asked for me to plant flowers, so I did. And yes, normally the seeds would die, except that they’re still being watered, given light, and have oxygen. They’ll still bloom, it’ll just be less satisfying.
WHOAWHOAWHOA… ELLIOT ASKED FOR THIS?!?!?!
Technically? Yes.
AHA! Eliot said he was feeling like a never… and this came out of no where… so really its ellllllliot’s fault! Hehe
Well you see they actually aren’t being watered or given light because the great thing about my talent is whenever I hop, my body disappears to the nothing, only to be called back when I return
CATS, THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU DO IT TO HIM?!?!?! ELLIOT YOU MUST DIE
Chaos chaos chAOS!
Yes you see I am an Ever yet I want REVENGE on ELLIOT therefore he must DIE
Because that’d be boring! Besides, your body disappearing actually makes it better considering there’s still oxygen and water inside it and when it comes to you, there’s still light in it.
Ugh
Plants
Are
So
Boring!
Why can’t we use black holes?
Soooo how about the next time? DON’T USE ME PLEASE
Ooooh gigi (I’m calling you that now) you should help us next tine!
All I wanted to do today was watch draco malfoy edits and cry about how ill never kiss him, I never wanted to be running form two people trying to make me a living plant po.t. Oh Jesus, why can’t I just have a normal day. I guess it just have to embrace it. And no, there is no oxygen in the nothing and water is made from oxygen so technically n…[Read more]
Hm (you can call me Adrienne by the way- -or Adri or Rienne) hm that depends on the experiment… perhaps….
To be fair you weren’t dead before. Though that does give me a new idea for an experiment
I feel like this it’s be soo fun if I wasn’t the one getting experimented on
Ok! Adri what would you think of a black hole experiment?
That sounds fun! Shall we try it on Eliot? XD jk (but there, I double checked the autocorrect ELIOT)
Like I told Eliot, it’s a boring science experiment. I just want to see what it would look like
Yes. Boring. For you. Not us! For us? In one word? I would call it “death”
It probably won’t kill you. Besides, I have a deal with Kris, she’ll be here tomorrow morning. Until then however, shall we watch a flower bloom?
Okay a) I never asked for this, I just said chaos would be fun and then Cats planned an experiment, b) Cats didn’t even tell me what the experiment would be, c) I have been subjected to Cats’ various torture methods and research projects many times so I know what you guys are going through, and d) my name is spelled with one L.
Well please, for the love of Draco malfoy, try it on someone else, I do not want to grow a flower in me right now, maybe when I’m old and wrinkly my views will change but now I’m fine without any flowers in me
Oops sorry Eliot, okay you seem like the nice one in the group so would you mind helping the others to let us go free, pleaseee
Hmph. Well a) you didn’t stop to think that maybe telling a complete psychopath (no offense, cats, I still think you’re cool) you want chaos might be a biad idea? B) the experiment would be bad whatever it is c) HAVE MORE SYMPATHY D) autocorrect is being annoying therefore NOT MY FAULT. But don’t worry. If we ever meet again I hope to will be on…[Read more]
I completely agree with what Adrienne said
Ooh new experiment idea. I’ll get to that later. For now, I’m still proving to Jess that a flower bursting out of someone’s stomach with roots digging into their back would be satisfying.
Eewwwww no that would be disgusting
Also *cough* eliot is a very ineffective fighter so HAHAHAHA
It would not be disgusting
Haven’t you ever seen a flower bloom
It’s super satisfying and pretty
yeah but not out of a belly button
That sounds satisfying, I just don’t want it on me
Well duh. You’re not thinking of it right. Flowers can’t just come out, in this case once it grew to a certain size it would have to burst through aka rip the from the inside out. Satisfying and pretty.
EW SIS NO
I mean I’m curious to see what it looks like but can we do it in some other unsuspecting victim. Also can I go yet
Hey you’re the one who agreed to help, I’m simply doing a science experiment.
And see? Via’s curious. Don’t you want to know what the flower would look like? Plus, it would be a ton of fun to watch
I never agreed to help I just said I knew how to plant flowers, then I sat down. Do you by any chance want to become a live plant po.t?
Well technically you sitting does help. I am very curious to see how it bursts and blooms, considering it would be super satisfying.
Yes it’d be fun to watch, not be tho. Wait does this mean I don’t have to be experimented on and I can watch with you
Depends. You can watch if you can get Ri back in their body to bloom.
NO NO VIA DONT AGREE SHE’LL PLANT IT IN YOU
Oop there’s the ever
No I won’t Sis.
Nope I don’t agree because I ain’t giving up my friend to watch some experiment, that’s just cruel. There’s one thing you should know about me- I’m a very loyal person. And I ain’t gonna sacrifice my friend, ever!
(My apologies for all of this, I had no idea what Cats was planning and I simply felt like partaking in chaos somewhere since the flipped dimension in @/mermaidlover818’s activity has caused me to switch from a very Everish Everboy to a very Neverish Neverboy)
That sounds like something from Netflix XD
Thank you, you seem pretty nice, but you are still partly to blame for this and I am still kinda annoyed. But oh well imma move on and say this was just a fun light activity
Oh well eXcUsE mE tHoA I’m usually on the other end of the attack, today was a very different setting and frame of mind for me.
And how did you enjoy being on the other end for once?
Ellllliot you’re ineffective wherever you are in the attack. You’re almost as bad as JESS :p
🙁 I’m not a great fighter either… via knows… my talent is useless sometimes..
Let me tell you a secret adri…
You don’t have to have just one talent
I have three!! I use them fairly tho so it isn’t OP. The third is in honor of Tess. Anyway, if you don’t like your talent just pick another!
Hey no, you’re a great fighter Adrienne
I mean the talent is nice but sometimes it is badddd like you can’t do anything but I’m keeping it
I mean sometimes I find my talent annoying, sometimes I like it. I don’t know if I’m a good fighter or if I just chose a good talent
Both!
How do you know?
(in response to Thoa)
Who, me?
Oh
Who’s this, have I missed something or am I just dumb
I just know
(Also my actual name is Thea so that’s why elllllliot calls me thoa)
*thoa not this
What’s ur talen, ELiot?
*talent
Ohhhh, that makes sense now
Ah you “kNoW”
I am just listening to this exchange while silently laughing
Nope, I don’t. I feel like I’m just a side character in this exchange but eh, I don’t mind, I’m used to it
(He means in response to what I said)
Yes elllliot maybe if you were to attack me it would change my mind but you’re too much of a wimp 😉
Hm Eliot are you gonna refuse to fight Thea?
I can create various forms of defense (so shields, forcefields, minor healing, and as I quite recently discovered, vibration emission/redirection by repeatedly producing forcefield waves)
Weeeell that doesn’t make you useless at fighing. I makes you good at defense. But then again, I don’t “JuSt KnOw” so I could be wrong…
*it
Thats such a cool talent, wait does that mean you could’ve protected us this whole time
WAIT ELIOT YOU COULD HAVE DEFENDED US THE ENTIRE TIME?!?!?!
Oops, sorry, me saying “oh you ‘kNoW'” was directed at Cove.
I could have protected you guys, yes, but I had a deal with Cats that I can’t for 24 hours. I have 2 hours left.
😮 but-but-but….
I WAS A TREE!!!
Aww shoot, well I really need these two hours to go quickly. Hey adri, can you by any chance make it that you now have a talent where you can manipulate time. Or I could do that
:/ having one talent is easier for me to remember… you can have it 😉
Ooo I have a plan * I jump into cats body quickly and make her say three words- deal is broken. before jumping back into the previous body* does that help?
*I grin*
Well, Eliot, you could have protected us before if you had told us your talent and the deal before so that Vee could have done that before but-
-meh.
I’m not a plant, so I’ll settle for what I have.
Emmy has that talent. Shall I get her?
2 irl hours. But anyway come on Sis, it’s not gross, it’s like one of those satisfying flower bloom videos
Only on a body, bit of a difference
I agree. A bit of a difference. A bit more… shall we say… morbid.
No, it would just be more satisfying since it would burst instead of go super slowly out of the ground
Hmmm… Cats @catsforlife does that work?
Yknow I’m bored and on sugar high so sure
Wait which deal is broken. The one with you, Kris, or Jess?
The dealbreaker, I believe, does. At least I think.
Well all deals you had at that time are technically broken so all of them
Now this has been uh interesting, but seeing as it’s midnight where I am I should probably sleep now so bye all
And I have to eat dinner soon. This has been fun, and I hope to see y’all in the future. *insert waving hand emoji here*
Awww bye via this was fun
FIGHT ME ELLLLIOT
Byeee, cove I would agree with you but I’m not sure if this is necessarily my idea of fun
Oh gosh cove…. well BYE
The 24 hour one.
Oh wow I just realized that most of the talking would collect more and more oxygen, aka the flowers should bloom ASAP
That was a lot of notifs in a very short time. Anyhoo, I feel slightly idiotic for forgetting my talent, which happens to be…plant control. So.
*I snap, killing all the plants inside of us
Aww cute. *I twist my wrist, letting the water inside of Epitome circle where the seed was, water the newer seeds* Flowers leave spores which become seeds and seeing as those aren’t plants yet…
Flowers can’t bloom until they become plants again. So what’s to stop this from being a never-ending impasse?
Well actually to that I have multiple solutions, it’s just a matter of which to use.
Of course you do. I assume this will be less fun than fun. For me, at least
4 solutions to be exact, though I’m not sure you’d be a fan of most of them. All sound quite fun to me
*flowers begin to die*
Ukkyauina
*Sighs* You really wanna fight, Thoa?
YESSSSS
Whyyy
Ooh I know which solution to use. Do me a favor and keep killing the flowers though, it helps
oh gosh cats I’ll stop you *smashes fifth pie in your face* 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧
Please do help
Jessica you gave me permission to do this
What if we just paused the experiment momentarily and had a little tea party to get to know each other for a bit so that there are no (or less) hard feelings when chaos breaks loose?
Fantastic idea Eliot, then I can crush you afterward!
Ooh yes tea. Lavender? Mint? What kind?
CHAI
Ooh anyone have scones or cookies?
Spoenes! *Hands you some spones*
We’ll see about that, Thoa.
Only on this site can a torture experiment turn into a tea party in a matter of hours. I love this place
Tis a great place! Now back to the tea party!
Yasss. I’m not going to end up sleeping until my phone dies
OOH IDK IF I’M INVITED BUT I’D LIKE SOME CHAI!!!
Cats is torturing us. the least she can do is invite us to the tea party
Ooo I’d love some cookies please. Soo are we gonna get to know each other and stuff orrr
I am not torturing you, I am simply running a scientific experiment to test a hypothesis in which Via gave consent and Jess, Eliot, and the rest of the Marvel squad gave permission.
1. Not exactly consent because I didn’t know I was gonna become a living plant p.ot and 2. Marvel! I love Marvel!
I didn’t give consent! Also, experiments can still be torture *cough* Josef mengele *cough*
hmm
Is that a ‘good point Dov, I should try to stop cats’ hmm, or a ‘nope, I wanna see human flower p.ots’ hmmm?
Neither
Sooo… what was it?
not saying ;))
Should I be scared?
@/epitomeofperfection one is there a nickname I can call you and two, always be scared
One: you can call me dov
Two: sounds like a pretty good rule of thumb
Oke, hi dov and yeah I think it’s a pretty good rule to go by
Oh same I love marvel, especially iron man
Well technically Via gave consent by saying go ahead along with can we start soon and etc.
I just checked and I never said go ahead, or have proper consent
I want a lawyer. I gave no consent
And I quote:
ELVIAOFCAMELOT REPLIED 1 DAY, 21 HOURS AGO
Ohhh k, soo when we gardening because this girl is impatient
I would like to point out that I was kidnapped
Well technically Dov got me into this in the first place, and I’ll say this again, I BLAME HIM
Nope, you showed up and commented therefore coming of your own wishes.
I showed up to watch, after which you kidnapped me
How could I have kidnapped you if you were already here?
By preventing me from leaving?
I didn’t prevent you from leaving, the where did.
What the edjbg is the Where?
The place if you look somewhat towards merryweather next to the what.
HAHAHAHAAHHA
klejaoye
Thanks cats. Helpful
Real helpful
It is very helpful, you’re very welcome.
XD I missed the whole thing. Oop.
*disguises self as plant and runs away to a secret place*
*spells throat and self so that nothing regarding plants can happen to me*
I do not give consent to this.
*sprays myself with weed killer before walking up and casually mentioning how glad I am I missed this*
😂😂😂😂
SAME XD it was puurrreee luck that I came this late *we hug each other, glad we are alive*
Haha
*i return the hug and we walk away and go get bagels, glad we don’t have to rip a begonia out of our throats to eat it*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💜💜💜💜
You two are so lucky, it was terrifying but at the same time I guess kinda fun
Hahaha I bet Elvia!!!! I’ll def look forward to doing it next time
I was at the lake while u guys were doing it tho, oopsieeee
Agreed, Vee…. and I am pleased to say that since this I have not been the victim of any more experiments!
Ha, guess I was born under a lucky star! *I add butter and cheese to my bagel*
I am pleased to say I wasn’t turned to a flower-human hybrid.
I was almost sacrificed to a black hole immediately after this.
Oof
But at least I am not a human experiment *shivers at the thought of being a plant and eats fairy bread*
Omg on whose activity , dov? I NEED to see that XD
Look at the QFG forum
K definitely
*i cough* Y’all better get out of here now if you want to stay alive. Cats won’t let you off this easy
Thanks for the warning!
*I disappear in a flash of light*
Thank you for the warning! *I throw a bush at everyone who wants to leave and we all disappear in a blinding flash of violet light*
Aaand I’m gone
See, I’m not all bad ;))
But you’re still bad.
50% bad, 50% good
In fact I usually am on the ever side but I ws bored so
Fine, I elaborate-> what you did was bad
Oh yes that is fair
But at least i warned you and mirra ;))
*spits out orange juice* YOU POTENTIALLY KILLED MY TWO OF MY OTHER FRIENDS. And yes, I know I am not focusing on the positive-e.g. the little mercy we were shown-because my FRIENDS could DIE
pffft it’s an rp fight everyone dies that’s the point, that’s what makes it so fun!! There used to be so many rp fights back in the day but not anymore :(((
Come to @silver13 activity. It’s not exactly linear, but it’s still fun.
We could use a veteran to guide us towards the violence.
Zey are my friends. I do not wish for them to die. Noooo there is no violence. I simply disagree with you. And then you tried to STALK ME. I WOULD LIKE A RESTRAINING ORDER.
Not trying, doing
‘tever STOP STALKING ME. I HAVE LAWYER FRIENDS. I WILL GET A RESTAINING ORDER.
It’s not called stalking, it’s called spoeing. CHAOTIC SPOE SISTER AND NEVER VERSION OF LIL BRO GET OVER HERE AND HAVE DONE FUN WITH THESE PEEPS
‘Never version of Lil bro.’ *shrugs* I’ve had worse nicknames.
I give very weird nicknames. Anyway, TheeThee Aka Sis you wanna mess with Toile to make him Never Eliot so he causes chaos per a deal I have with him
I am definitely missing something
I object to this correction. It was stalking. It had nothing to do with someone’s activity. I was threatened.
*no comment*
*sighs*
I mean Eliot knows my full name, same with Thea, and a whole lot more and they aren’t stalkers. Anywayyyyyy
C H A O S
Dov did. I was talking to Dov. He definitely stalked me. *gets restraining order*
*waves flag glumly*
chaos
*ignores restraining order*
*calls parents to pick me up cos you are still stalking me*
I’m boreddddddd
Same
Anyone know hand to hand sparring drills?
Not me
Um.
Um what?
Wait wait wait y’all don’t know any hand to hand drills whatsoever
I don’t think so…
I play safety for our school football team, but I’m not sure if that’s what you mean
Ooh fellow football player. That’s not what I meant but that’s cool
The way I imagined you doesn’t fit in a helmet, but whatever
Wait you guys are American, right?
I won’t stalk people-I just mean which are you talking about…
I do a lot of sports, football just happens to be one of them
Yes, I’m American
Oh I am British so…not the same thing
But anyway you wanna elaborate since I don’t totally know what you mean
In the UK soccer is called football.
That’s just sad, have you never sparred?
No. I don’t think so…
Wow
I might have. But I probably haven’t…
All I have to say is wow
Why? It’s not that surprising…
I am sure there are others who have never sparred.
Any extracurriculars that involve violence and/or blunt trauma?
Wait what *spits out drink*
Why would you purposely hurt someone? Yes, I once knocked someone’s tooth out but it was accident, a baby tooth and in self defence.
That’s literally what sparring and football are. Intentionally hurting people
Football is chasing a ball pointlessly for 90 minutes.
Not exactly. They’re both strategic ways of beating the **** out of people, football just involved a ball and helmets.
Ohhhh wait you’re American-nevermind.
Cats, that’s why defense is so much more fun
I mean what you would call soccer. Oop.
I’m not American, I just live in America. Plus sparring isn’t just intentionally hurting people, it’s actually very strategic
Being strategic and intentionally hurting people doesn’t have to be 2 independent things
Oof sorry *you live in America
True but in sparring it is. The goal isn’t to hurt them, it’s to make them rap or get the most points
*watches this go down with some interest*
If anyone is confused, my name is Thea XD
*I transport us all to the soul flip dimension, and make a bubble around sis so it doesn’t work on her*
I guess I am still 50/50
Wait what about me would change *tries to escape*
just soul score.
but I am a halfer. What then…
in that case you dont switch! like me!
Yaaayyyyy *stays the sameish*
YAY
TOILE LAED EHT
ohhh righttt
sooo um
i was spoeing
and im dying to know what this is
telll meeeeee
I NEARLY TURNED INTO A PLANT ***. BUT ME AND MIRI WERE LUUUCCCKKKKYYYY
T o i l e s o a h c!
Fineeee but tomorrow because I’m tired
Fineeeeeeee
But I’m holding you to it I mean probably not since I’ll be busy beating the **** out of Bobert the punching ***** and then wishing English was easier but still
Um
You’re in luck is what sis is saying
Mhm okay
Okay it’s tomorrow
Or is it today now
It’s the day of day said
wait what is
i can’t read
Fineeeeeeeee
We’re in the flipped dimension now, yes?
Sort of
wait can i have popcorn
ok so we’re in a something something dimension, Cats almost turned people into plants and i don’t have any popcorn.
Of course
*sighs*
fine Never Eliot will go cause some chaos
*I half-heartedly slam a shield into Zeze*
See this is the only reason we keep making you cause chaos, you need to have fun for once child
*yeets self through portal and goes back home*
Ahh yeeting oneself is so useful at times.
but like
ow
Fine
*A shield slams into the back of Cats’ skull with a sickening crack, spreading quickly and incasing her head before tightening severely*
*I fling several shields at Zeze, the edges morphing into razor-sharp blades, and enchant them to chase her around*
Why every time I say chaos your instinct is to hit me and one other person with a shield
Time to ditch though, Elsa and I have some talking to do. *I give a magical two finger solute, tapping the ground with my foot and the floor cracking open, letting me fall into the rabbit hole under it*
wait what
eeeeek sharp shields
*I run in circles with the shields chasing me before repelling them with a strong current of water*
I’m really sorry Zeze-
*The shields stop mid-air and tremble for a moment before multiplying and thinning out, zipping through the water towards you*
nooo
*i block the shields with a cocoon of water around me*
*The shields hit the cocoon and bounce off*
*They begin to vibrate and start circling the cocoon, building speed until they’re flying around and around and around, churning the water and vibrating harder*
*The shields begin to melt into each other, fusing and solidifying until they’ve fully encased the cocoon in a hard shell that begins to press…[Read more]
Oh dear god
*I push both sides of the medal shell with currents of hot water, finally splitting apart the metal*
whyyy was i spoeing here in the first place
Quick question: How is a raven like a writing desk? (If anyone gets the reference I applaud you)
Welp
This was a fun thing to spoe on
Glad I didn’t almost get a plant outta my stomach-
It sure was entertaining though
Welp my internet is dead
*flops onto bed*
So I don’t know if my last comment posted
Just wanted to say this was fun and entertaining to spoe ehhehe
And also kinda sickening
But not really
It was pretty funny
I’m just glad it wasn’t me almost getting a plant through my stomach-
“Because they both produce a few notes, tho they are very flat”
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hEaRtLeSs
I get itttt, it’s from a book, let me just remember which one, hmmmm, isn’t it from the book heartless. No wait, I can’t rememberrrr. I’m so dumb it’s from Alice in wonderland of course, and heartless I think as well. The answer to the riddle is it can produce a few notes (tho they are very flat)
My stupidity is killing me.
Yeah, same Ree. Hopefully it is not contagious.
HEARTLESS IS SUCH A FUN BOOK
Eliot I responded to your attack Also since when are you a never.
Reverse dimension
^^^
I’m normally very Ever-ish so this flipped dimension has turned me into a Never.
Wait so that means Im an Ever?
‘Yes, yes you are’
Originates from Phineas and Ferb
Oop shizzles so that means I’m an Ev??? Let me get into act… “OH MAH GAUSH DID YOU GUYS SEE ETHAN HES SO CUTE SQUEEEEE AND GET THIS HE ACTUALLY LOOKED AT ME!!! HES TOTALLY INTO ME! WERE SOULMATESSSS”
I suppose…
I mean I’m a 50/50, but I usually take the Nevers side
I already hate being an Ever. How do people stand it
Scones anyone?
So you now lean towards Ever
Being an Ever would be nice, actually. You can be kind, sweet, sarcastic, sassy, creative, funny…
YEah.. no
Nevers have all of those traits just better.
EXACTLY!!!
Not really. And yes Ree. Being an Ever doesn’t mean being obsessed with romance. That’s just a stereotype. And not ever Never does lol.
We have sarcasm, creativity, humor, and everything else you listed. We just have our own version of kindness and sweetness.
Never said you didn’t. And so? Evers can have those traits too, they aren’t specific to Nevers.
Well traits aren’t what make up Ev/Nev, it’s more of like Evs are a lot more protect and Nevs are the opposite if that makes any sense
As in Evers steer towards defence? Yeah, I agree, but being an Ever isn’t a stereotype-it’s what you make it.
Yes
True, Cee
Wasn’t trying to offend anyoneeeee
I know, but you have to read over comments and make sure they are unlikely to offend people.
Coco, to answer your first claim “never said you didn’t” you said “not really” when we said that we had our own version of everything you listed. To answer your second, “Evers can have those traits too” I never said they couldn’t in fact you were the one who implied that us Nevers didn’t have those traits.
Umm, no. That is what you took it to mean-you interpreted my words to mean that. My point is that Evers can be what is considered ‘Neverish’ and that there is no set trait for either ‘side’.
Being in a flipped dimension does not change you-it changes your ‘team’.
Uh, take a look at your own statement, please and thank you.
*confused screaming*
I didn’t think it was offensive oof ;-;
Anyways sorry if it did offend u UwU
It didn’t but be careful
Wha
Ok then?
It didn’t offend me, it didn’t offend coco, we are all good. 🙂
As in, be careful with your posts.
It’s ok, stereotyping is almost always unintentional so just politely remind the person and move on, no one is trying to offend anyone <3
I’m sorry but how is anything we said offensive?
Never said it was offensive. It could, however, be taken as offensive.
Honestly you’re the person who needs to tone it down right now.
I am simply contradicting what you posted, I apologise if you took it as offensive.
“ Uh, take a look at your own statement, please and thank you.”
I said please, and I meant that you should look at what you posted, which implies that Nevers are better.
The whole point of the Books is that there is competitiveness between the schools. I never implied that Nevers are better, I straight up said we are. Honestly I don’t want to engage in a fight over something as silly as this.
You even admitted it. I’m not fighting, that is something only you can turn this into.
How do you expect me to not say ‘not really’ Umm…
So why can’t I reply ‘not really’ if there is competition between the schools?
This is a genuine question and a response would be appreciated.
Of course you can reply not really! I just won’t agree with you.
‘Coco, to answer your first claim “never said you didn’t” you said “not really” when we said that we had our own version of everything you listed.’
I never said not really in regard of that-I meant to say that Nevers don’t have those traits ‘but better’
I’ve asked multiple times for this to stop.
Okay, just pointing out my perspective. I guess this has ended and we can now part ways with no ill feelings towards one another.
*Dramatic sigh*
*flops on bed dramatically*
*Lays on a tulle covered bed and sighs dramatically*
*rolls over on canopy bed dramatically*
*Dramatic Jaws music plays*
*puts on a shark fin*
*Flys a drone over the water and panes on a group of people and a shark fin*
*Cue louder Jaws music*
*yeets into the water*
take me jesus
Duu du. Duu du. Duuuuu du. Duuuuuu du.
*swimmy swim*
Jaws-y shark doo doo doo doo doo doo
jaws-y shark doo doo doo doo doo doo
Jaws-y shark doo doo doo doo doo doo
jaws-y shark doo doo doo doo doo doo
jaws-y shark
Let’s ride a yawt doo doo doo doo doo doo
let’s ride a yawt doo doo doo doo doo doo
let’s ride a yawt doo doo doo doo doo doo
let’s ride a yawt
All the characters are idiots doo doo doo doo doo doo
all the characters are idiots doo doo doo doo doo doo
all the characters are idiots doo doo doo doo doo doo
all the characters are idiots
The idiots got blood in the water doo doo doo doo doo doo
the idiots got blood in the water doo doo doo doo doo doo
The idiots got blood in the water doo doo doo doo doo doo
the idiots got blood in the water
Jaws theme song doo doo doo doo doo doo
jaws theme song doo doo doo doo doo doo
Jaws theme song doo doo doo doo doo doo
jaws theme song
Movie plays out doo doo doo doo doo doo
movie plays out doo doo doo doo doo doo
Movie plays out doo doo doo doo doo doo
movie plays out
Ending credits doo doo doo doo doo doo
ending credits doo doo doo doo doo doo
Ending credits doo doo doo doo doo doo
ending credits
What in the world just happened?
i don’t know what’s happening doo doo doo doo doo
*dramatically narrates a book*
…I am one minute old todayyyyyyy
Happy birthday then! Hehe
No no you should be wishing Lucy and Maddie a happy bday
awwww
Hey! I talked about this a few days ago and started a small trend based on it but once again, I want to petition for a diverse cast! Representation is a great thing so can we get some plus size and PoC going in this movie? Everyone make posts talking about diversity in the cast if you agree! A few ideas:
Lizzo for Sheeba (black and plus…[Read more]
I want to be Agatha soo bad, and I’m Asian hehe. Definitely agree with this!
An Asian Agatha would be awesome!
SAME!
Yeah, I think diversity is great! For example, Agatha they’d just have to make her look more “shadowy”. Though I feel like Sophie should look like she does in the books, cause her appearance is really important for her character.
PREACH
i think if it’s really important in the books (eg Sophie) it should be kept the same but honestly, basically any other character i think would be great as a BIPOC
AND WE NEED TO MAKE SURE BIPOCS FROM THE NOVEL ARE ACCURATELY REPRESENTED like making reenactment arabian/middle eastern/indian and making kiko southeast asian, etc
YEESS!!!
PREACH YES!
I’m fine with Sophie being her book description but Asian or BIPOC Agatha would be epic! BIPOC Tedros would be awesome and I hope the POC in the books are actual POC.
AGREED
Big yes!!!
YES
Asian Agatha would be amazing and maybe black or mixed-race Tedros. And characters like Kiki and Reena obviously have to be their ethnicities in the books.
Oops Kiko not Kiki
With the author being non-white I assumed he would push for that. The students are from all over so the casting could really get creative.
I agree!
YES. also I can DEFINITELY see Lizzo as Sheeks it just fits. I feel every character they didnt specify the race of in the books thay should try to get as much representation as possible. so like agatha, tedros, hester (as much as I want to play her if theres open casting more representation would be worth not doing it), lesso, dovey, manly, the…[Read more]
*spoes* I’d love to see liris and lizzo as lesso and sheeks! East Asian Agatha would be awesome too
The only characters where their looks play an important part is Sophie and Anadil, so I think they should be their original akin colour, but the rest or at least most of the rest should be BIPOC.
Yep! Totally agree, and for Tedros and Agatha, it’s not really with the canonical race or looks, they can be BIPOC and still fit the story elements.
Animals are pieces in the game
Though I’m sure at least a few know how to pause the flame
They’ll have to play smart, strong, and make bold strokes
Avoid crashing into anymore oaks
It’s a game that could kill with a single turn
They’ll have to act fast and quickly learn
It’s not a complicated game, not at all
But you never can make the wrong…[Read more]
Interesting
*takes notes*
Sit onot not iexalla an alkerak ikisuom i ierob?
Olakok em onemgarahc ianie itinarg oiksid ot nato?
Uonaruo uot sediles em aduogart uop sailisav o.
Atamesp em iatenospy uop igva nit ylop arap iatavof!
Iexatne etsie aht ainuotsab at etesiputhc silom,
Idinhciap ots sosema eteseht ot nim an etiehttimyht alla.
Imgits ikitnamis aim aig ykop ot etesos…[Read more]
…Is this in code?
Yup
Yay…
Also, isn’t it about 1-2 ish am for you?
Also yup
Shouldn’t you be sleeping then?
Busy
I see
my brain is throbbing
Well technically that’s just you feeling your heartbeat is your head.
When I have time, I will decode it
Good luck with that, Tis not an easy cipher.
Yay! Can I have a hint at least? Or… not?
Hmm well decoded it becomes a riddle
How lovely
You do gotta think illogically about it though
What do you mean by that?
Well if you think it logically works, it probably doesn’t. You have to keep in mind that I’m not the most logical human being and I made the ciphr
Okay?
Why do I have a feeling this is going to take me a while to decode it?
*shrug* It might
Might?
Could take long, could take 10 minutes.
can you at least tell us what the name is? Who wrote it or whatever? The ~ Nwadaem Yaj Elb?
Well I wrote it, the sign off is a nickname I have in code.
*sigh* What’s your name? Like nickname I mean.
That’s for me to know and you to see if you can find out. Some peeps know it, though.
I liked the other secret language much better. Ahhhh I give up. I’ll see if Pink gets it.
Ooooh