My Ranking Points
Hola peeps so yknow what I said about hand to hand? Yeah let’s do it
So match ups, somewhat randomly made my Kiki the scone stealing Arielsaurus and I:
@royalfudge vs @thecoven4ever
@uraza169 vs @dotalltheway
@sportsgirl19 vs @pencilpeytie
@blondieonfire vs @ginnypotter12
Watcher peeps: @elviaofcamelot @everneveracademy @anyoneelse
Fight fight fight fight
Yesss, this is gonna be fun. If you want I can referee or something
Totally not surprised. Kira wanna completely break the rules and attack everyone else instead?
Oohh fun. Hopefully it ends in a full Evs vs. Nevs war the way all of the fun ones do
No, you didn’t, but do you really expect me to not drag you into randomness
*I lunge at Kris and tackle her to the ground*
Thea’s not here, so…
**** SWEATY SUSAN I WOULD SO BEAT THAT PERSON THEY’RE W E A K
*I casually throw a knife at Pen, immediately ducking into a portal*
*i catch the knife and it cuts the palm of my hand in a long but shallow cut*
Well I mean there are weapons all around us…
If you just know how to look.
*I sommersault into an oncoming portal that pops into existence, reappearing behind pen with two daggers*
*I stab them in the shoulder with one of them before pulling it out and put the other one to their neck*
We’re fighting now?
*I gasp in pain, but luckily it’s my left shoulder that’s been stabbed. I bring my knee up and kick backwards as hard as I can, inadvertently sending myself flying into another portal. I reappear a few yards behind Thea, one more knife in hand, and throw it towards her back*
*I look to Thea*
Really? You didn’t grab any daggers for me?
This is a little slow. *sips chocolate bar*
Y’all come onnnnnn
Someone hurt someoneeeee
I will get involved if nothing happenssss
I probably will but I mean no one has gotten hurt much yet, Imma let these peeps have a chance first out of curiousity
*I grin and take them from Thea*
This is very slow. Thea? You want to… well, attack as we do?
*I leap onto Kris, daggers outstretched*
*After two shallow cuts are made, I roll backwards into a crouch and watch to see what you’ll do next*
KRIS YOU ARE BORING ME
*I roll back on top of you, flip you over, and sever your brainstem which kills you instantly*
This is perfectly legal. A legal kill I-
Sure, why not? I’ll drop my daggers for now… but I may need them later. *they vanish*
*I pace closer to you, wary*
You won your last fight by doing offense though, I’m giving you a chance.
Asha, open the fight. I’m going to have to go in two minutes anyways.
*I hurl dozens of eggs at kris* EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS
ELIOT I DON’T CHALLENGE YOU
*i don’t hurl a chocolate Oreo cake at your face*
(cats and I decided there shouldn’t be a customary way to challenge someone to not fight, by not throwing cake at their face and yelling something undramatic. if you don’t accept, you don’t blast me with frosting)
(i’m just going to speak normally while we’re fighting to avoid confusion if that’s ok) *I eat the frosting and leap into a portal, reappearing next to eliot wielding a katana in each hand*
*I let myself fall backwards into a portal, coming out of it directly in front of Kira, butterfly kicking her in the stomach to knock her slightly back, five rolling to get to the floor and spinning on my right foot, using my other to knock Kira onto her back*
*I fall backwards with a grunt and roll into a crouch, lash out at Asha’s ankles, knocking her to the ground, and mount her*
(It’s a pin, don’t be gross)
*I shift my left shoulder so Kira falls forward on the side, turning to be on my left side as I shift position to make her fall onto her stomach, grabbing her by the wrist as I press my knee onto her spine, pulling her up by the wrist to pin her*
You’re very welcome.
*I catch myself on the ground, popping back to my feet. I do a front Ariel (my phone tried to change that to Arielsaurus omg), kicking her on her right shoulder as I start to land, knocking her into her back as I dive roll to land, turning quickly as Kira lands, grabbing her right arm and putting her in an arm bar* Make the wrong move and your arm breaks, just a heads up.
I. Hate. Armbars. Dang it, Asha.
*I **** my arm downwards and out of your grasp, buck my hips, flipping you, and then put you in a chokehold*
A chokehold? So basic, Doctor Kiki the scone stealing Arielsaurus. *I grab both of her wrists, digging my nails in and ripping them down, moving forward me arm down to elbow her in the stomach. As she leans down on reflex I swing my arm back and elbow her on the side of the head, giving myself a second to stand* Shall we return to going easy?
*I shake my head*
No, this is good for me.
*I grab your leg and flip you to the ground, ignoring any and all pain, stand up and back up two steps to give me a second to breathe*
*I push myself into a candle pose from yoga, using it to flip quickly forwards, flipping and landing in a roll, swiping Toffee’s feet so she lands in the ground in front of me. I stand on one knee, pressing one foot on her windpipe, and my knee on her wrists to pin them down* I’m giving you an easy it here, use it.
*I twist over to one side, freeing my neck, plant a foot on your chest and roll forwards, landing on top of you*
*I then brace myself with one leg, the other on your windpipe, hands pinning yours down*
We really just traded positions here.
*I shift slightly to knock her off my windpipe, lifting myself up to kick her over me, letting her land on her side to crack a rib while I wrest my wrists free, pushing myself up to stand, heel digging the cracked part of her rib, keeping my other foot slightly back so she can’t reach.*
*blows a whistle*
That would not have broken or cracked my ribs.
*blows a whistle again and everything resumes*
*I throw my arms out behind me and break my fall, grab onto Asha’s foot and drag her closer, pinning her arms with my legs, and smash down on her windpipe with my fist which leaves her unconscious*
Yknow this is when fainting, seizure, knock out, and etc comes in handy
for the first time since what, 5th grade?
*After a few moments I snap to my senses. I flip upwards slightly, kicking her off of me long enough to give myself a moment to catch my thoughts* You’re getting good, shall we take it up a notch? *I push myself into the air, standing a few feet back in a Krav fighting stance*
You’ll be fineeeeee
Though starting again is boring so we shall see
Yknow let’s start nearly the same way but respond more advanced
*I do a quick jump kick to hit Kira in the neck, enough so it stuns her but not much more, before swiping her legs and standing a few feet back*
*I fall to the ground, but manage to catch myself just in time and take a moment to catch my breath*
I’m terrible at starting, reacting is far easier.
*I then stand up and land a kick on your ribs and spin away*
Fair, but starting hand to hand stuff is always weird because most of the stuff I do is on a reflex anyway. *I shift my feet slightly, kicking off my back one as I land an uppercut to your gut, reflexes having you start to lean forward as I get behind you, doing a swift jab to the back of your right knee before backing away slightly, debating a move*
Hand to hand is all just reaction based stuff, basically.
*I bend my knee to lessen the impact, then spin around into a crouch, watching and waiting*
I’m assuming that’s the reason for making me start whenever we do? I’m very tempted to dislocate your shoulder and break your ankle since you just put yourself in a really terrible position and it would be fun, but then again fighting someone with a broken ankle isn’t very fun. Would you like to shift position before I make a move?
Eh. Still in a bad position that involves ribs and you know what will happen if your ribs get cracked.
We also both know I don’t take no as an answer once I want to do something.
We both know how stubborn I am when I don’t want something to happen to me.
*remembers spoeing that*
That was entertaining, but this won;t be good for my notifs