catsforlife

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    catsforlife posted an update 1 month, 4 weeks ago

    Hola peeps so yknow what I said about hand to hand? Yeah let’s do it
    So match ups, somewhat randomly made my Kiki the scone stealing Arielsaurus and I:
    @royalfudge vs @thecoven4ever
    @uraza169 vs @dotalltheway
    @sportsgirl19 vs @pencilpeytie
    @blondieonfire vs @ginnypotter12
    Watcher peeps: @elviaofcamelot @everneveracademy @anyoneelse
    Fight fight fight fight

        elviaofcamelot replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

        Yesss, this is gonna be fun. If you want I can referee or something

        thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

        Totally not surprised. Kira wanna completely break the rules and attack everyone else instead?

          elviaofcamelot replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

          Don’t attack me, I’m just watching

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

          I mean, yeah, sort of.

        everneveracademy replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

        (Ooooh *might join later for absolutely no reason*)

        sportsgirl19 replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

        Oohh fun. Hopefully it ends in a full Evs vs. Nevs war the way all of the fun ones do

          everneveracademy replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

          YES

          cocostar replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *Halfer observes*
          Welp, looks like I don’t have to fight.
          Wait can I be an Ever? Despite what some liars will say, I am more Everish than Never.

        uraza169 replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

        Um I don’t remember signing up *looks at Jess*

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          No, you didn’t, but do you really expect me to not drag you into randomness

          uraza169 replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          True

        royalfudge replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

        *I lunge at Kris and tackle her to the ground*
        Thea’s not here, so…

          everneveracademy replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

          (Breaking rules already?????? Eh. I’m a sandwich wait no remind me not to do that again, and also FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT)

        blondieonfire replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

        **** SWEATY SUSAN I WOULD SO BEAT THAT PERSON THEY’RE W E A K

        pinker13 replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

        *eats popcorn and watches*

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

        AHH ok let’s go sporty

        thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

        *I casually throw a knife at Pen, immediately ducking into a portal*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

        No magic no talents etc that’s boringggggg

          thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

          I didn;t create the portal it just happened to be there

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

          Ooh we must be in the what then

          thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

          duh

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

        *i catch the knife and it cuts the palm of my hand in a long but shallow cut*
        a weapon!

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

          Weapons are hand to hand, they’re very allowed

          thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

          Well I mean there are weapons all around us…
          If you just know how to look.
          *I sommersault into an oncoming portal that pops into existence, reappearing behind pen with two daggers*
          *I stab them in the shoulder with one of them before pulling it out and put the other one to their neck*

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago

        We’re fighting now?
        *I gasp in pain, but luckily it’s my left shoulder that’s been stabbed. I bring my knee up and kick backwards as hard as I can, inadvertently sending myself flying into another portal. I reappear a few yards behind Thea, one more knife in hand, and throw it towards her back*

        ladyofthebooksge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        *a spoe pops in*
        fight fight fightt
        *eats popcorn*

          cocostar replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *fellow spoe decides against taking your popcorn and summons Batman*

        royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        *I look to Thea*
        Really? You didn’t grab any daggers for me?

          thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          *I duck from Pen’s knife, rolling into another portal and appearing next to Kira as I place two daggers in her hand with a grin*

        dotalltheway replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        *looks at eliot and dumps a cup of boba on him*

          sportsgirl19 replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          *Uses a straw and drink the boba off of the ground*

          uraza169 replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          *Throws mochi at Jess*

        everneveracademy replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        This is a little slow. *sips chocolate bar*
        *eats water*

          elviaofcamelot replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          I agree *takes a bite of my chocolate chip cookie cake*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        Y’all come onnnnnn
        Someone hurt someoneeeee
        I will get involved if nothing happenssss

          everneveracademy replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          I know I’m a watcher but if you want…

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          I probably will but I mean no one has gotten hurt much yet, Imma let these peeps have a chance first out of curiousity

          coraem replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          can I *cough* chuck a glitter rat at a random person *cough* *spoe leaves and joins the shadows*

        coraem replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        *spoes*

        royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        *I grin and take them from Thea*
        This is very slow. Thea? You want to… well, attack as we do?

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        Fighttttttt

          ladyofthebooksge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          *eats more popcorn*
          this is quite slow…

        royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        *I leap onto Kris, daggers outstretched*
        *After two shallow cuts are made, I roll backwards into a crouch and watch to see what you’ll do next*

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          *I grab onto your leg and pull you out of it, smashing you on the ground*
          Come on. That’s it?
          *With a smile, I pin you, cut off the tip of your index finger, and vault off of you*

        dotalltheway replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        *chucks a lollipop at eliot*

          uraza169 replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          *Cocoons Jessica in noodles*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        Fight fight fight fight

          blondieonfire replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          i want noodles now ugh

        royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        KRIS YOU ARE BORING ME
        *I roll back on top of you, flip you over, and sever your brainstem which kills you instantly*
        This is perfectly legal. A legal kill I-

          blondieonfire replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          AHAHAHHA SLAY KIRA

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          I’m bored and really need to fight.
          *I look at Asha*
          Could we?

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        Sure. You start?

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          *I shrug*
          Sure, why not? I’ll drop my daggers for now… but I may need them later. *they vanish*
          *I pace closer to you, wary*

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Weapons or no?

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Let’s start without. I’d rather stay alive for a little longer.

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        Alrighty, your move.

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          *I side-eye you*
          You know I rarely, if ever open fights.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Don’t be Hershey.

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Asha, my defence is better than my offence. Attack me first and we’ll fight.

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        You won your last fight by doing offense though, I’m giving you a chance.

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          I won my last fight because Kris was being boring.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Still, you were offensive.

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Asha, open the fight. I’m going to have to go in two minutes anyways.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Why do I have to start

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Because I refuse to.

        dotalltheway replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        *I hurl dozens of eggs at kris* EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS

        dotalltheway replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        it’s on fRosTeD fLaKeS

        dotalltheway replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        *i hurl three dozen eggs at kris and hiss*

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        hrm anyone wanna fight

          pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          ELIOT I DON’T CHALLENGE YOU
          *i don’t hurl a chocolate Oreo cake at your face*
          (cats and I decided there shouldn’t be a customary way to challenge someone to not fight, by not throwing cake at their face and yelling something undramatic. if you don’t accept, you don’t blast me with frosting)

          thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          sorry to drop the ball kira! i havent been on in a while

        uraza169 replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        *I don’t blast Ely with frosting while screaming a war cry*

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        (i’m just going to speak normally while we’re fighting to avoid confusion if that’s ok) *I eat the frosting and leap into a portal, reappearing next to eliot wielding a katana in each hand*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        *I let myself fall backwards into a portal, coming out of it directly in front of Kira, butterfly kicking her in the stomach to knock her slightly back, five rolling to get to the floor and spinning on my right foot, using my other to knock Kira onto her back*

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          *I fall backwards with a grunt and roll into a crouch, lash out at Asha’s ankles, knocking her to the ground, and mount her*
          (It’s a pin, don’t be gross)

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          *I shift my left shoulder so Kira falls forward on the side, turning to be on my left side as I shift position to make her fall onto her stomach, grabbing her by the wrist as I press my knee onto her spine, pulling her up by the wrist to pin her*

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          *I wince*
          Thanks for that.
          *I twist my wrist out of your grasp and flip over onto my back, kick you in the chest, and roll backwards, wary*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        You’re very welcome.
        *I catch myself on the ground, popping back to my feet. I do a front Ariel (my phone tried to change that to Arielsaurus omg), kicking her on her right shoulder as I start to land, knocking her into her back as I dive roll to land, turning quickly as Kira lands, grabbing her right arm and putting her in an arm bar* Make the wrong move and your arm breaks, just a heads up.

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          I. Hate. Armbars. Dang it, Asha.
          *I **** my arm downwards and out of your grasp, buck my hips, flipping you, and then put you in a chokehold*

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          *jerk

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          A chokehold? So basic, Doctor Kiki the scone stealing Arielsaurus. *I grab both of her wrists, digging my nails in and ripping them down, moving forward me arm down to elbow her in the stomach. As she leans down on reflex I swing my arm back and elbow her on the side of the head, giving myself a second to stand* Shall we return to going easy?

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          *I shake my head*
          No, this is good for me.
          *I grab your leg and flip you to the ground, ignoring any and all pain, stand up and back up two steps to give me a second to breathe*

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Ouchie
          *I push myself into a candle pose from yoga, using it to flip quickly forwards, flipping and landing in a roll, swiping Toffee’s feet so she lands in the ground in front of me. I stand on one knee, pressing one foot on her windpipe, and my knee on her wrists to pin them down* I’m giving you an easy it here, use it.

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          *I twist over to one side, freeing my neck, plant a foot on your chest and roll forwards, landing on top of you*
          *I then brace myself with one leg, the other on your windpipe, hands pinning yours down*
          We really just traded positions here.

          ladyofthebooksge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          oooh this is intenseeee
          *eats ramen*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        *I shift slightly to knock her off my windpipe, lifting myself up to kick her over me, letting her land on her side to crack a rib while I wrest my wrists free, pushing myself up to stand, heel digging the cracked part of her rib, keeping my other foot slightly back so she can’t reach.*

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          *blows a whistle*
          That would not have broken or cracked my ribs.
          *blows a whistle again and everything resumes*
          *I throw my arms out behind me and break my fall, grab onto Asha’s foot and drag her closer, pinning her arms with my legs, and smash down on her windpipe with my fist which leaves her unconscious*

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Yknow this is when fainting, seizure, knock out, and etc comes in handy for the first time since what, 5th grade?
          *After a few moments I snap to my senses. I flip upwards slightly, kicking her off of me long enough to give myself a moment to catch my thoughts* You’re getting good, shall we take it up a notch? *I push myself into the air, standing a few feet back in a Krav fighting stance*

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *I grin*
          Though this will result in my absolutely dead and/or with multiple broken bones, yes, let’s.

        everneveracademy replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        *nibbles on bubble wand because I’m bored*

        catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        You’ll be fineeeeee
        Though starting again is boring so we shall see
        Yknow let’s start nearly the same way but respond more advanced
        *I do a quick jump kick to hit Kira in the neck, enough so it stuns her but not much more, before swiping her legs and standing a few feet back*

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *I fall to the ground, but manage to catch myself just in time and take a moment to catch my breath*
          I’m terrible at starting, reacting is far easier.
          *I then stand up and land a kick on your ribs and spin away*

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Fair, but starting hand to hand stuff is always weird because most of the stuff I do is on a reflex anyway. *I shift my feet slightly, kicking off my back one as I land an uppercut to your gut, reflexes having you start to lean forward as I get behind you, doing a swift jab to the back of your right knee before backing away slightly, debating a move*

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Hand to hand is all just reaction based stuff, basically.
          *I bend my knee to lessen the impact, then spin around into a crouch, watching and waiting*

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          I’m assuming that’s the reason for making me start whenever we do? I’m very tempted to dislocate your shoulder and break your ankle since you just put yourself in a really terrible position and it would be fun, but then again fighting someone with a broken ankle isn’t very fun. Would you like to shift position before I make a move?

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *I stand up*
          It’s wrong to say I’m bored, isn’t it?

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Eh. Still in a bad position that involves ribs and you know what will happen if your ribs get cracked.

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          We both know that I’m never going to let you do that to me.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          We also both know I don’t take no as an answer once I want to do something.

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          We both know how stubborn I am when I don’t want something to happen to me.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          And we both know we are back to the standoff.

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Indeed we are.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          It would be a fun game you have to admit

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          No, it really wouldn’t.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Yes it would

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          No. (This is starting to look like the Elder argument XD)

          cocostar replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *remembers spoeing that*
          That was entertaining, but this won;t be good for my notifs

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          We could turn it into a game! Games are fun!

          cocostar replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          That would be fun

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Asha, that is a terrible idea. No.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Ha I have majority vote

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          You are awful.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          I’m just trying to have some fun

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          You need better pastimes.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Games are great past times

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          I feel bad for me already.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Come on it would be a great game and we’d have fun

          royalfudge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          No, it wouldn’t, and we wouldn’t.

          catsforlife replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Pleaseeeeeee

        cocostar replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *will read later*
        Happy 100th comment

          sportsgirl19 replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *throws confetti at you*

          cocostar replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          *makes a confetti hat and wears it*
          *hands you a rabbit shaped balloon*

        coraem replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        *tries to remember when I commented on this*

          cocostar replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          XD

        everneveracademy replied 1 week, 2 days ago

        hrmmmmm we’re boring now

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