My Ranking Points
More than half of posts on open chat are people posting the same things (“jumping on the bandwagon” for the latest thing).
Oh god… it’s a hive mind… must! Resist! Assimilation!
*you hear a mysterious whispering coming from seemingly nowhere*
Great, now I’m thinking of bees.
Should I do it? I don’t know… The last incident was a little strange…
*immediately tackles you, tapes your mouth shut with 4 layers of duct tape, ties and duct tapes your hands together behind your back, ties your feet together, and then just ties you up with duct tape, zip ties, bungee cords, as much indestructible rope as I can get my hands on, and a lot more stuff, with double knots, more duct tape, and even a few locks all over the place, to ensure that no matter what, you can’t move or speak*
Is that enough? Should I put more tape? She can’t move her hands at all, right? I did more than just tie her wrists together for that part, so she can’t untie herself or remove the duct tape over her mouth.
*Darquesse flicks a finger and the bonds immediately disintegrate*
BUT WHAT IF YOU CREATED THE BANDWAGON?
*she hits it again and I Don’t Need Anything But You comes on (from Annie)