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The Dawn of Impurity
Dawn blew her sweat-stained hair upwards. Her face and skin were coated in oil, and she was disgustingly aware of the fact that 4 spot were erupting on her nose and forehead. Right now, she was in line for lunch – a basket of filet mignon and garlic bread with fresh fruit and a frothy, sweet springtime broth.
The girls (so called “good” girls) in front of her were snatching their baskets without thanking the little nymphs handing them out.
Soon, it was her turn. The adorable blue haired nymph proffered her a basket shyly. For the first time in about three hours, Dawn smiled. She gently took the basket from her, and hitched it onto her shoulder.
“Thank you,” she whispered. The nymph’s sweet, angelic smile widened.
Dawn trotted off, and plonked down underneath an oak tree. She unwrapped her delectable lunch and smelled it joyfully. Honestly, this food was the highlight of her cruddy day.
Suddenly she stopped. She saw Jake darting about, stunning and stately in his black and silver uniform. He was glancing around nervously, sweeping around like some sort of agitated god, obviously looking for her.
She sat up – and called out for him.
He looked over at her, and relieved, he scuttled over to her.
He plopped down next to her.
Before he could open his mouth, she started to talk.
“We HAVE to get out of here. I’m already close to DEATH, so what have we got to lose? I mean, you ain’t no villain. Neither of us would EVER last here.”
“So, what happened to you?” She looked at him. He, gorgeous as ever, looked nervous and distressed.
His story fell out of his mouth, and Dawn felt her jaw drop.
“So, basically, I need you to prepare a eulogy for my DANG FUNERAL!”
All of a sudden, a voice blared from the sky.
“Jake of Woods Beyond, report to the Dean of Evil’s office immediately. I repeat, Jake of Woods Beyond, report to the Dean of Evil’s office immediately.”