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Random Skits!!! (Some of these are based off of KOTLC memes)
Agatha: Aren’t you going to say bless you?
Sophie: Being in a room with me is a blessing.
The deans: What do you call breaking the rules?
Agatha: A hobby.
Everyone in the entire…[Read more]
loll, I’ve seen some of these with kotlc- haha, awesome!!!
Haven’t read kotlc,but I still think all of those are HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂
OH MY LORD THIS HAS TAKEN FOREVER. If u are new to my series, u can start here. i dont go on a timeline and there might be some spelling mistakes, so yep sorry about those! Sorry guys, for the two month wait on the next BTHASGE. I just pushed it back until i finally had some time. Ok this is part 1 of epsiode 7 of the Fan Special Ever Never…[Read more]
Ugh never have a smooth assortment of tags bc at least one of them decides to not work every time i post!!
Lol This was great! As always, hilarious! What part are you gonna do next? Cuz whatever it is, I know I’ll LOVE it! Don’t worry about not posting for a while! This was DEFINITELY worth the wait!
*Hasn’t posted and/or written the next chapter of an RP in over a month even tho I knew what would happen next but was just too lazy to write* SO, (Lol)…[Read more]
😆😆😆 At least I am not alone…
*Has also joined like 10 RPs since then and thought of like 7 RP ideas…* 😆😆😆
For the challenge, I think I might do the Evergirl uniform School Master Era, or Nevergirl uniform Sophie Era (but I am an Ever so… AND I don’t rely wear dresses either so… XD) Either way, I think I might have some chocolate in my pocket or maybe a dagger for defence purposes… Loo
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh this is epic, and, as doublen says, definitely worth the wait!!!!!!!!!!! Everything is so tru, especially about the archives ****. To answer ur question, nevergirl Sophie era any time!!
Hey everyone! I’m writing these animal mogrif shorts based on people on the site. Here we go…
The Tale of Sally the Snail
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Sally who went to the School for Evil. She wanted to be the best villain there was, and during her first year, she crushed her opponents. She won the Trial by Tale, she became Class…[Read more]
If you guys want me to make an animal mogrif story about you, let me know! If you’ve read the other ones in my activity, those’ll be our inside jokes. Imma write new ones on this forum
coco do you want me to post the one i wrote about you here
I’m going to keep the rest of them in my activity so only spoes know the inside jokes
ooh, do me. Also, this is going to be a very sad series isn’t it?
PLS DO ME AS WELL! I
just can’t wait for the next one Will patiently wait for the next one
lol I do not plan for the series to be sad, just comical. There may be some minorly sad moments though. K, I’ll do y’all
Ava and Anadilisawesome76, can you tell me what schools you’re in? Also Anadilisawesome76 is there a nickname for you?
Im in Evil and my nickname is M or my real name is Mia
yes not sad Coco, she just died at the end.
Remember the frog Aggie gave Sophie for one of her birthdays? It was to remember That all lives come to the end or something like that
Thanks for tagging me, Sal! Sorry I read this so late btw! I haven’t been as active lately and I am losing track of my mentions
I also did that when I was very active but whatever Lol I’m gonna try to go and read the rest of these by the end of the day that is why you would’ve found me spoeing quite a bit XD This is AMAZING and I am SUPER…[Read more]
Hort: Sophie’s skirt was getting a lot of attention as I walked her to the school gates, which made me very uncomfortable.
To be h…[Read more]
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Ju…[Read more]
I’m SO sorry if this is offensive.
A father told his daughter not to use the swings during her school field trip to the park…
…because she was wearing a skirt that day so he told her not to swing as the boys in her class could see her underwear.
When the girl got back home her father asked if she did swing, she said don’t worry dad no one s…[Read more]
Me: Never in my wildest dreams I thought that…
I would wear a mask to bank and ask for money.
XD these are hilarious i love them and the mask one is true
Me: Ironic how Jan-worry and Febr-worry are the only two months in 2020 without worry.
Hort: Happiness is like peeing in your pants….
I haven’t experienced it since I was eight.
A blonde and a lawyer are on a plane
And they’re sitting next to each other. The lawyer gets bored and decides to play a game.
He asks the blonde to join. The lawyer says “we’ll each ask each other a trivia question. If you get it right, you earn $5. If you get it wrong, the other person earns $5.”
Well, the blonde isn’t really intereste…[Read more]
😂😂😂😂😂😂 The answer is… A GOAT WHO LOSES A LEG ON THE WAY UP THE HILL AND VISITS THE DOCTOR ATOP THE HILL WHO GIVES HIM A WOODEN LEG LIKE A PIRATE 🤣 JK XD
Tedros: You can’t breathe through your nose while smiling.
Agatha: *frowning* why?
Tedros: *Sighs* Of course you can I just wanted you to smile!
Tedros on his death bed: Albos (Agatha and Tedros’s son), I have to tell you something
Son under his breath: I bet I’m adopted
Tedros: You were ado…
Son: Knew it
Tedros wakes up: You were adorable as a baby
Son: Awww, thats so sweet
Tedros wakes up: That’s why we adopted you
Sophie: What do you think lies there, on the other side? *She asked Tedros as he took his last breathes*
He replied, “I don’t know, but I’m dying to find out.”
Ik I did the “replying to every joke-thingy again” so I’m sorry Lol But these were really funny! Great job! 🤣🤣🤣
AHHHH SORRY FOR SUCH A LONG BREAK. I STARTED SCHOOL AND IT’S BEEN STRESSFUL. THIS CHAPTER IS SHORT BUT YEAH. NEXT WEEK WILL BE LONGER I PROMISE.
New Tags: @sgeluvr @anastasia32 @doublen @bryannahstevens @lylwitch @prettymermaid @delilahkitty
At Sophie’s house…
Sophie looked at herself in the mirror, getting ready. Lig…[Read more]
OOOOOH! Is SOPHIE Ashley’s mother? DUN DUN DUUUUUN! Lol sorry if I interpreted it wrong 😂 ANYWAYS, EPIC chapter as ALWAYS! You’re such an INCREDIBLY TALENTED writer! Best of Luck with school, and I hope your stress gets relieved soon and you get time to rest. Can’t WAIT for the next chapter! Oh, and know that, even if you don’t post for a long…[Read more]
AGHHHH I CAN’T SAY ANYTHING. NEXT CHAPTER LOL. AND THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU’RE SO SWEET ILYSM 😭😭❤❤
Amazing!!! Love the plot twist! I read all the other chapters as well, and was wondering if I could be tagged? You’re writing is amazing!
Welcome to the second chapter of The Storian’s Tale! This time, we’ll be going from Evelyn’s POV, so it’ll probably be less confusing lol
(thanks to all of you!)
What happened in the last chapter?
Twin sisters Evelyn and Eva are introduced as they…[Read more]
OOOOOH! INTRIGUING!! WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN? WHO’S JUNE? MYSTERIOUS! I. LOVE. IT!!! 🥰🥰🥰🤩🤩🤩😲😲😲👏👏👏👏🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Woah……. things got even more amazing! Are Evelyn and Eva going to be the 1st schoolmasters? And ooh who’s June? And what’s her connection with Evelyn? Inlove how the eaters seem to be linked, And woahh that is amazingggg<3
I am a predictable piece of lettuce
But I think you could assume that they would become schoolmasters with how they’re going to start the schools and stuff
but wait until you meet Storiannnnnn
Sophie: I need everyone to wish me luck. I’ve got a meeting at the bank in a few minutes, and if all goes well, I will finally become debt free.
Aggie: Oh I didn’t know you were in debt. You could just tell me & I would’ve helped you.
Sophie: No need Aggie. I’m going to bank right now. I’m so…[Read more]
Hort: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.
Sophie: Do you want me to leave?
Hort: No don’t even think about it.
Sophie: Do you love me?
Hort: Of Course. Always have and always will.
Sophie: Have you ever cheated on me?
Hort: Never. Why are you even asking?
Sophie: Will you kiss me?
Hort: Every chance I get.
Sophie: Will you…[Read more]
Sophie announces to Aggie that she is getting married for the fourth time.
Aggie says, “How wonderful!” Curiosity gets the better of her and she asks, “I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first three husbands?”
Sophie replies, “First one ate poisonous mushrooms and died.”
“Oh, how tragic!” she gasps. “What about your second h…[Read more]
Sophie and Hort decided after 13 years of being married they aren’t going to have kids..
They’re still trying to figure out how exactly to break the news to them.
Albos (The child of Tedros & Agatha, aged 4): Dad, I’ve decided to get married.
Tedros: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?!
Albos: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too….and she’s the best cook & story teller in the whole world!
Tedros: That’s nice, but we have a small problem there!
Albos: What problem?!
Tedros: She h…[Read more]
Sophie and Hort have been happily married for two years.
2012 and 2017
Hort: Ever since we got married, Sophie has been working on her bird impressions…
She watches me like a hawk.
Sophie: Guys I finally did that thing with Hort that only married couples can do!
We got our divorce!
*Sarcastic* Wow Sophie! I’m impressed! *Rolls eyes* *Mutters* Why is this girl so dumb? 😆😆
*Sarcastic* Wow Sophie! I’m impressed! *Rolls eyes* *Mutters* Why is this girl so dumb? 😆😆
Sophie: I never knew what real happiness was until I got married.
Then it was too late.
yessss I absolutely loveeee these skits, so creative!!! i just took like 10mins rereading them, so good!!!
Tag me if you do more, These are hilarious and dark at the same time!
A single guy was living with his elderly father and running the family business. He realized he was going to inherit a fortune once his ailing father died and decided he needed a wife to share his life…
One day at the bank, he spotted the most beautiful woman (aka Sophie! 😂) he had ever seen and made his move.
“I may look like just an ordinary…[Read more]
Right next to a man’s body we found this note…
Nobody should be blamed for my death. I took my own life because the pain was too much. It started when I married a widow that had a daughter, oh what a mistake.
My father who was also a widower fell in love an married my wife’s daughter. So now my wife was the mother-in-law of her father-in-law.…[Read more]
A man goes on vacation to Israel with his wife and his stepmother.
While in Israel, his stepmother died at the hotel.
The people there told him:
“Sir, if you want to bury her back in the United States, it’s going to cost you $5,000 to bring back her corpse. But since she died at the hotel, we can do the funeral here in Israel for free.
Me: My boyfriend never gets my fruit puns.
Perhaps I should let this mango.
Last week a boy asked me out, but I told him I had a boyfriend.
He responded with “I have a math test tommorow”
I guess I looked a bit confused because he said “I thought we were listing things we could cheat on.”
Sophie: I had to really consider Hort’s proposal before giving an answer.
On one hand, I’d get a really nice ring.
On the other hand, I wouldn’t.
A man’s girlfriend went to Europe for 5 days with some of her friends.
She asked her boyfriend to watch her cat while she was gone. The first day she was gone, the cat was hit by a car and was killed. The first day she was gone she called and asked how her cat was doing. He didn’t want to ruin her vacation so he said the cat was fine. The second…[Read more]
Sophie: Sooo, my cousin just called and asked if I would loan her $300 to help her pay her rent. Those who know me know that I’m always willing to help out friends and family. I told her to give me some time to think about it and I would call her back. Before I called her back, my aunt called and told me that my cousin was lying and not to give…[Read more]
A woman calls her mother and says: “Mom, I’ve got a new boyfriend. His name is Jim and he’s a postman in your neighbourhood.”
– Jim? But he could be your father!
– Yes, he is a bit old, but age is just a number!
– Darling, I don’t think you understand what I mean…
Sophie, while teaching in the school for evil: Your chances of meeting a unicorn are extremely low.
But they are still higher than the chance of you getting a girlfriend/boyfriend.
Sophie: I’ve spend the last 10 years looking for my mother in law’s killer…
But nobody will do it!
Sophie’s doughter and her husband had a fight.
She called her mom (Sophie): He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you.
Sophie: No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I’M coming to stay with you!
Sophie: I saw two men beating my mother in law
Some random student: And you didn’t do anything?
Sophie: nah, 3 people would be too many
Me: My sister wanted a Cinderella themed party,
So I invited all her friends and made them clean my house.
Why was Cinderella bad in sports?
Her coach was a pumpkin and she ran away from the ball.
I LOVED all of these! I am SO SORRY for replying to nearly all of them! Lol I realised a bit TOO late that I am probably blowing your notifs…SORRY
@arcticsorcerer (hiiiiii twinsieeee 🥺💖)
Hello lovely…[Read more]
YAAAAAYYY *jumps up and down and squeals excitedly, while you roll your eyes and mutter ‘Ever’*
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *Does the same as Coco but wraps you in a HUGE hug*
yayyyy, im so happy ria, do you still wanna keep writing it entwined withmine or should we seperate? Im so excited for future chapters tho no matter what
Hmm we can still tie them in if u want!! Do u have a gmail?
YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! *I start hyperventilating and wrap you in a virtual hug*
Ah I see. No sweat! Don’t worry about it! Well have to find a different way to communicate when I’m off the site
@elviaofcamelot oh I’m familiar with Chatango!! But I don’t think it’ll be a good idea for writing… maybe a doc?
Yeah I can o guess, I need to sleep now tho but I’ll post it here in the morning tomorrow, actually no I’ll tag you and post it
Yay! Also, can you tag me for the next chapter of Midnight secrets? It’s great that you’re still writing it!
*throws party streamers up in the air because I’m super happy* YAYYY
*throws candy floss around cause I don’t know what to throw!*
And that’s nice you’ll still be posting chapters they’ve been amazing so far!
❤️❤️❤️ My amazing supporters and tags ❤️❤️❤️:
That night, I couldn’t go to sleep. I tossed and turned in my covers, trying to think of anything but Ruby. However, the only thing that my mind e…[Read more]
yesss, I am loving this!! Benjamin seems great, awsome chapter!!
DUN DUN DUUUUUN! What’s gonna happen next? I NEED TO KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
By popular demand…
wElCoMe tO tHe cOoKiE pArTy!!!!
*there are many cookie dishes surrounding you, and I won’t name them because I have a D in cookie-studying*
*I am wearing a large cookie costume and chewing a snicker-doodle*
Have fun, and don’t kill each other–then the cookies would taste tangy, and we don’t want that
Tags (spoes are…[Read more]
it seems that you get the first cookie
Here you go
*hands you the cookie*
*flings a very flat cookie across the room and hits you in the arm*
hahahahahhahahahahhaa you’re 16 minutes late
so YOU HAVE TO BAKE YOUR OWN COOKIE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
i’m so evil
*gasps* how eviiil *makes cookie dough and eats the cookie dough*
*eats cookies I already stole from a shop*
*steals all the remaining cookies*
just because i’m a party host doesn’t mean i have to be nice
sis you didn’t even make it to the highway *I say as Sally karate chops you*
Hiii I’m late because my tablet died before I could click on ze notif *conjures cookie* eeeeeeee
Don’t blame me if a cookie food fight starts… *realises what I’ve done*… *Runs and hides* PLEASE DON’T START ONE XD
*I throw giant, razor edged chocolate chip cookies at everyone and grin as I turn invisible*
*giggles and uses voice yeeter as it rebounds and hits you, the sharp edges drawing a lot of blood* No, I don’t think it did
yessssssssss coookkiieeee paaarrtttyyyyyyy. fun fact i actually just had a warm chocolate chip cookie (yes im trying to make you all jealous)
*eats my cookie while shaking my head at myself*
Warm milk chocolate chip are superior, period. Well I’ve never tried a snickerdoodle but choc chip are still better
*grabs a double chocolate cookie and make myself a cookie sandwich with ice cream in between*
Anyone want to try?
Yes but I feel like you’ll say ‘SIKKKKKKKEEE’
Long story involving my P.E. teacher but now I don’t trust people.
*hands u a cookie*
It isn’t full of blood, shadows or toothpaste
and coco do you ever sleep? You’re about 70% of my notifs and sleep is importantttttttttttt as welllllll
I was surfing through my notifs and I have an update on the percentage.
90% Coco, Noa and Em
5% Vee and some other random people
5% people I have never met
also, if you dont sleep Coco, there’s a high chance you die.
*hasn’t slept last night and was mooning over fictional characters* oH
*is proud to invade Noa’s notifs*
And if it doesn’t have to add up mine would be the same. With Sally in it. And Pink and Gabby are always there too.