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Just because you know you’ll fail doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try. Haven’t you ever been wrong before?
You can’t know if you fail. You know you’re capable to win, though.
This was me exactly for the test for the honours program. I thought I would fail, I cried over it multiple times because I was sad and scared, but then I got in. You cant know if you’ll fail, you can’t know if you’ll win, but you can know that you can try.
Nah. I knew I’d fail my Science and Spanish tests and I did.
Honestly everything that I’ve tried has been working out perfectly. Even if I don’t try out for things I still get into them. I almost feel like I don’t deserve it because I don’t try. For example, band. I don’t try as hard as the other people, but I am still… well, I really don’t mean to sound conceited… but I am just better. I got into a…[Read more]
No, maybe you just don’t realise your potential Adri, and others do and they understand that maybe you just need a little push to really make use of your abilities.
*I sit behind a desk, my chin resting in the back of my left hand*
Hello, and welcome to ‘Smith Satire!’ The News that prints in fits–all the news that fits–we…[Read more]
Okay this is the best thing I’ve ever read in my entire life
Do you want to join Elmo’s campaign? It’s not too late!
I’m going to die laughing, I swear to you
If you make another and don’t tag me there will be some issues
Yes Elmo has my vote haha!!
This is great and helps break down the debate in a humorous way, I love it!
THIS IS SO ACCURATEEE- I’M DYINGGGGG
Elmo, I’m voting you for president.
Help, help, help, they are going to turn my eyes into puddles of apple juice. Help, help, help – isn’t that what your friend taught you to say in Afrikkana? Disturbed person. I LOVE THIS IT MAKES ME CRACK UP. I SHOWED IT TO A FRIEND BUT SHE DIDNT UNDERSTAND
Euphoric stress, the feeling of euphoria you get on a roller coaster, the brief realization of the finiteness of life, and the amazement that you’re alive. Subconsciously thought.
I don’t make these things up.
hmmm, I barely think that. Only when I’m at school.
Eustress is the reason I was excited for the debate, which just ended. Satire tomorrow, hopefully.
ooh yay. What about the history thing? I wanna read smth violent but not with demons.
I’ve had a lot of school work. Hopefully it’ll be posted Tuesday
I’ve never been on a rollercoaster:((
But I know I wouldn’t be scared or scream, I’d find it thrilling.
AHH I LOVE ROLLER COASTERS. I WAS MEANT TO GO TO LUNA PARK LIKE THREE TIMES BUT THE FIRST I DON’T REALLY FEEL COMFORTABLE SAYING, THE SECOND MY FRIEND FELL SICK AND THE THIRD THE GUY THAT WOULD GO WITH ME ON EVERY RIDE COULDNT GO
I hate roller-coasters with an undisguised passion- I’ve only been on a total of two roller-coasters ngl, and i felt as if my stomach was going to be ripped out from its place in my body. YeS, it was a harrowing experience…and all I can say is ‘never again’. Oh and, wow Dov, the word seems so magical ahhhhhh. btw, dov, are you actually INTO politics?
mocking them, yes.
And eustress is more common in people who naturally produce more dopamine
I feel like I’m on a roller coaster a lot, you know that feeling in your stomach? It just happens at random moments of somewhat happy surroundings/events, even if it isn’t really THAT happy. It’s weird and has been happening more and more lately. And yes, I feel so alive and vulnerable. Is eustress part of an actual terminology?
Most certainly it does beat depression. It just feels funny HA HA HA
I miss roller coasters. the last one I went on was in Gumbaya World. Not giving away how close or far away from it I am ;-; but it was realllllyyyyyy childish and not fun at all. I remember going on the Toy Story one in Disneyland but I was too little to cherish the moment
The good and the bad.
hmm strange yet not strange, interesting yet not, ood yet not odd, and uh human yet not
Funny, profound, good to talk to in general, has good taste in television but bad taste in music, is a good writer.
see, this makes sense.
i can’t help that adri doesn’t see the amazingness of taylor swift.
YOU ARE INCORRIGIBLE
HOW DO YOU NOT SEE HOW TERRIBLE TAYLOR SWIFT IS–
Taylor Swift is annoying once you listen to it ten million times like my sister has.
As someone who listens to her albums everyday, I STRONGLY disagree
Yeah. Tbh, I always thought she was one of the only people i can listen to withoput getting tired, especially for reputation, but that’s obviously my opinion. Im listening to speak now
I understand how you feel about having that one band/singer that you can never get tired of, I have a few of those
That’s how you’d describe me? With your stubbornness? Interesting
No, I find it impossible to describe you. None exceed my stubbornness.
That’s probably because my sense of humor revolves around politics. I expect to be lynched one day
it’s kinda ironic how we had our first black president the year before trump, a racist, was elected
trump said he wasn’t racist! it was last night! You mean….he LIED?!?!?!?!
Ok, you are immensely sarcastic, down to earth, not bothered (? And I will think of more later
Dov, honestly, you’re cool and I’m glad to consider you a friend.
I shall use a word that I use to describe everyone. Can you guess what it is?
Wait until someone else guesses and we’ll see if they’re correct
Your favourite word which you completely overuse. Pink uses it to describe anything and everything. I’m extremely surprised that nobody else thought of that. If I’m not right, there is something wrong with the universe.
*claps* Coco is correct. Well, I overuse the word because I don’t know any other words to replace it
Compelling, intriguing, fascinating, captivating, entrancing, satisfying, spellbinding, engaging, amusing, gripping, impressive.
I’d say that you are quite the intellectual with quite a indulgence in politics and debates – which is a GOOD thing 🙂 People who are debaters are very insightful, organized and assertive in their words, so people find them more ‘gripping’ and what they have to say is more heard and refined – which is definitely YOU from what I have…[Read more]
sorry, read over this and realised its quite the mess of a description – humble apologies if u cant understand it ahhhh ^^^
Oh wait I got a bad thing! You disagreed when I said Five was the cutest little cinnamon roll assassin ever and didnt understand why we were ‘simping’ (wrong word i think but i cant think of anything else lol) over him
WAIT WHO DOESN’T THINK FIVE IS AMAZING AND ADORABLE AND JSJDJDJEJSJSJNS CAUSE I MEAN GOOD BUT LIKE HOW
Well, just go on my activity and scroll down until you get to the bit where i talk about diego and the oga for oga scene and me and dov are talking about it there ahhhh
Thank you! And if that’s the worst thing anyone ever says about me, I’m in good shape.
YASSSS THE OGA FOR OGA SCENEEEEE I;M GOING IN
Strange, I feel a bit of sarcasm, secretive, you give me some weird darkness vibes, but also interesting in social studies news. Creative.
You’re outlandish. Strange and weird. In both good and bad ways. And everyone thinks ur perfect, but no one is. You’re informed on many topics and well read. Idk really. Your you.
Oh, is that in reference to my username? There is an amazing story behind my username
Okay i realized I never commented. You’re mostly funny but when you’re sarcasm is misinterpreted. Your writing is really well put together, you seem smart, and you seem very aware of many things,…. and you’re pretty cool.
that’s only coz you both like Taylor Swift tho ;-;
but you like One Republic so that’s oki too
Did you know that?
Did you hear that?
Did you think that?
Did you believe that?
Did you accept that?
Did you ever think of the pain?
The sheer, raw torture of…[Read more]
It’s funny how a series of questions can be considered poetry/literature, but sometimes that’s the most meaningful kind.
and sem with Ava
why did that remind me of the green eggs and ham book….
IT’S JUST WITH A MUCH LARGER VOCABULARY AND WORDS OVER THREE LETTERS
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
I DO NOT LIKE THEM SAM I AM
I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A BOX I WILL NOT EAT THEM WITH A FOX
I WILL NOT IN THEM IN THE RAIN I WILL NOT EAT THEM ON A TRAIN
I WILL NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE I WILL NOT EAT THEM ANYWHERE
COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, WITH A GOAT?
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT WITH A GOAT!
WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A BOAT?
YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM, SO YOU SAY
AND YOU MAY
TRY THEM AND YOU MAY, I SAY
SAM! IF YOU LET ME BE, I WILL TRY THEM, YOU WILL SEE!
(… and he tries them …)
SAY! I LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
I DO! I LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM!
AND I WOULD EAT THEM IN A BOAT.
AND I WOULD EAT THEM WITH A GOAT…
AND I WILL EAT THEM, IN THE RAIN.
AND IN THE DARK. AND ON A TRAIN.
AND IN A CAR. AND IN A TREE.
THEY ARE SO GOOD, SO GOOD, YOU SEE!
SO I WILL EAT THEM IN A BOX.
AND I WILL EAT THEM WITH A…[Read more]
We totally didn’t plagiarize without giving credit to Dr. Seuss or whatever his name is
MWAHAHAHA AND BY DOING THIS WE EXPLODE HIS NOTIFS EVEN MOREEEEE
I got 30 notifs from this-
AND GREEN EGGS AND HAM WAS MY CHILDHOOD ALONG WITH CAT IN THE HAT
Why are the eggs green? Are they moldy? Does he like them at the end because the mold infected his brain? Are they mind-control eggs? I’ve always wondered…
and u didn’t even talk about green eggs and ham
I won’t be watching most of it tho, b/c *grins* debate night
oh yeah we have to play tomorrow
I totally knew that
oooh debates!!!!!!!!! What’s the topic?
oh yeah hahahaha I knew that was happening too
I’m losing it, this history hw is killing me
idk how much I’ll get to watch since I have ballet tomorrow which means they are probably going to be terrible-like more terrible than usual
Daniel jones looksed mostly competent last week, tho, especially on the ground
yeah that 49 yard run was great, I was so confused tho
Hopefully we can win 🤞🤞🤞🤞
(yeah ppl, flood my notifs with dr. seuus, and i’ll flood yours with football, SO THERE)
That was a terrible cameraman
Honestly it was but me and my family were all confused cause we were looking at Freeman thinking we lost yards (That never happens am I right?) and then they commentators were like “That is a fantastic run by DANIEL JONES!!” we just started cheering and it made my dogs go crazy
My dad’s a vikings fan (stinks for him) and nobody else in my family likes football, so I’m yelling like a maniac at the TV by myself, bouncing on the couch like an overexcited puppy.
Wow that stinks for your dad-what am I saying, they have the same record as we do
That’s awesome glad its not just me
YES ADRIENNE WE WILL FLOOD YOUR NOTIFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
talk about tennis. It’s soooo much more interesting to watch and play
YES LIKE IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? Have you ever watched a match? idk about you but I felt sick watching them play because I play for Australia which means the longest I’ve gone without picking up my racket is one day and I feel sad because . . . I cant describe it but when I see a player hitting a ball I have a strong urge to hit one too and even…[Read more]
Didn’t whathisface who got suspended hit someone again?
Djokovic? And no he didn’t. Not after the first time. I don’t think so anyways. I hate him, I’m a Nadal supporter so yes, when Nadal beat him I was cheering and called my friend to laugh at him
Yeah that guy. And oh. I must’ve misread the headline I glanced at for half a second
No… I may have watched like a short clip of it, but it looks boring…
*dramatic show of calming down* *takes deep breath* why? *strained smile*
I have detailed notes on all of you. I’m weird that way. Thought you deserved to know.
Most of the notebook is about Coco, tbh. She’s quite the enigma. (Hi Coco! Yah, I’m taking ’bout you)
yes indeed, I am afraid I have gotten a case of Wonderland sickness or something. Have I gone mad? Well, everyone here is mad. I’m mad you’re mad. Oo tea time! *I bring out a table and chairs out of nowhere* *I sit down and pour tea in a cup*
*I sit down and grab a plate of scones out of thin air*
*I conjure sugar cubes* Now dear, how’s life? Is it someone’s unbirthday? Remember when,
“Little Alice fell
bumped her head
and bruised her soul” ― Alice in Wonderland
Ooo when the moon is up, the sun unseen, red and white is what you shall see….
Ooh riddlish, one of the best languages.
Can the musical chair change its tone;
When the tablet of granite is inscribed with a bone?
(how do ik that this is from EAH?!!)
A leaf and a tree, a whole and a key, a deck of cards. I watch thee, with my single lonely tree.
(Because fans should recognize EAH riddlish)
The king who sings with pages of sky;
Fears too much the dawn that rises with lies
What can you do with your mind, and have of your heart; What makes music in your purse, and is not the same from the start? – Madeline Hatter
*gasps* well at least I’m interesting hehe. And *hairflip* glad to be the most.
But the best EAH quote of all…’POOF’-Headmaster Grimm
My, my, my. I have found another one. Maybe I should do that. *is too lazy to*
I DO have a friend that kept notes on me though. They updated today and called me ‘a snoopy, horror obsessed freak trying to sue school’
My school is so creepy. I have to update on something I saw today. Self advertising I know but whatevs
Um. Cool. Good to…. ah, good to know.
*pretends to scribble notes into a notebook*
The question I have now is who is this “everyone”
Tis an odd name and yet a curious one
You, em, coco, ava, two, now, elliot, jay, pink, pen, poet, I had on cove and kira, erin, spirit, adri, twig and angel.
ooh I like that I’m unlisted. MY DETAILSSSS ARE NOW MINEEE
Oh, I should make one on you too, now I think of it
But wasn’t there someone on Discord who said that they took notes on us?
Almost everyone takes Discord notes on each other, you’ll have to specify
I just do the basics like nickname and pronouns so I remember but some people do actual notes
Hmm… Perhaps I should do it then. Just go through people’s activity and take notes.
*slowly narrows eyes* my information is now listed *narrowing eyes even more* what information tho–
. ..you know, creepy things like that. Educated guesses when I don’t have concrete info
I’m probably going to be not as you describe me in the list, but okay. (creepyyyy)
I apologize for not living up to expectations. If you like, I can detail how I think would be the best way to kill all of you.
if I even had a list about you guys, I would jot down your habits, interests, level of personality (it’s weird, I know, but no one knows what I’m talking about anyways), and some random embarrassment ideas.
but I don’t do that.
“That’s an ‘if’ for you!” *tilts hat formally*
Based on that wording it seems like “level of personality” is decently easy to know the meaning of if you think normal huple logic
definitely not, but good guess. *fingers tap ominously*
“but it’s so simple. I only have to deduce what you know about me from what I know about you.”
The easiest answer is, ofc, poison, but that’s too simple. Em would be easy. All I would have to do is convince her that louis partridge will be at some secluded place, and bing, bang, ****, you’ve been shot and I’m halfway to mexico. Same to…[Read more]
Ooh fun but that’s messy, manipulation’s easily more fun (if any of you know that reference you are my new favorite perchilled of the day)
oooooooh (I need words, I have said “ooh” or the same thing with more o’s for the past three hours)
I have an innocent open-mouthed frown of happiness yet the smile is open and is yet to be closed, I have no idea how to say this but you look like you’re laughing in the avatar and that my avatar is creepily blinking at me.
IT ATE THE LAST COOKIE 😱😱😱😱
Or at least, that’s what mine did and now it frowns for eternity. (It ate a frownie cookie, heehee)
What happened to detailing how thou would murder us? That was fun and then you stoppeddddddddd
I WOULD COME ARMED ANYWAYS DOV, KILL YOU BEFORE YOU COULD KILL ME *MANIAC CACKLE* YES I CANT BE BOTHERED TO TURN CAPS OFF
This is what I would do:
I would tell Dov I was in America (yeahhhh…. no, unless I was going to NY) and had tickets to a OneRepublic concert, front row. Tell him to meet me a little earlier at a coffee shop or smth (addictions hehe) so I could give him his ticket because I had to ‘help my parents with something’. I’d give him…[Read more]
wait Em how would you? He insulted you by saying you were dum b enough to follow him to a dark alley just because he was with Louis Partridge
So basically you’d make it as obvious as you could that you were the culprit, get arrested, and be predictable? Boring much
I would just have a dagger at me all times then out of nowhere I would stab him in the back… simple
stabbing isn’t the best choice I think.
ok it would jut be a regular day, let’s say in my apartment, u, dov, and other peeps are there. I bake smth and like poison his food or smth.. or I could uh lock him in a room with no food or water or light or anything or I can just stab him
Is that seriously the best murder you can come up with
I swear both of you are just trying to get caught
well no, my brain is dead rn so i’ll think of a better plot later
lol same. How would you do it then @catsforlife?
Depends on why I was killing him and which personality I had the day of ze murder
You don’t want witnesses, or any evidence, such as his blood when you stab him. Wear gloves so there are no fingerprints.
I would simply put poison in their drink when they are at a nightclub. Very simple, no evidence, and so many people. I can always blame the bartender.
agh true that. Let me redo this. No trepanning *cri*. I’d get a fake passport, go to America, new look . . . ? . . . pose as a new student in his school
even though I would never pull off the look. He does football, right? So when he was out on his team run – idk if they do that for football but I do it for tennis *cri* – I’d subtly drip poi…[Read more]
this killing thing is harder than I thought. I mean, unless I had contacts that could cover up any mess I made
*dramatic yawn* Come on, you can surely do better than a little poison in the water bottle!
Oh wow. I mean I thought I was like a stick but I still thought I was average lol
*greedily eats pudding also because I got my braces tightened today and it hurts*
I would wait until he was leaving football practice, follow him in a friend’s car, wait until we were out of range from cameras, wait ’til we were somewhere secluded, knock into him accidentally, wait til he comes to my car, pop out, strangle, eventually kill him, drag his body to a lake or place with water, cut off his head, leave…[Read more]
Better but still way too easy to trace and not as fun as you’d hope
because they’ll have to look in three places
I would kill both him and me HAHAH idk wait lemme finish school first then i’ll tell u my murder plan
well I mean I’m killing someone. that’s fun.
if u want I can start a whole murder mystery
*takes a deep breath*
I will first befriend him you know all that. He will trust me with his secrets and you know, I’m trusted. Then I will suggest that we go to an abandoned beach and look for like hidden treasures, and I will tell him a fake uh story where there is a cave in that beach. I will say…[Read more]
Because clearly they won’t interrogate the trusted friend (Note the sarcasm)
okay then here:
I’d wait until he was out of the way of cameras, strangle him, drive to somewhere completely different. Note that this would be at a time he’s not meant to be at home anyway. I’d go to a place surrounded by trees, maybe a forest, and dig a pit. I’d remove his features, eyes, nose, tongue, feet etc and put them in the pit. I’d burn…[Read more]
I guess it helps he only knows us online then?
Smart, but still quite boring. If you’re gonna murder someone, you should have fun doing it
I will use my great acting skills of course. When I find out about this I will be shocked and tears will rush to my eyes and be like “W-wait are you sure?” and tears start to fall then I continue with, “T-this can’t be possible. W-when did this happen?” I will ask, my voice shaky and tears still falling. Then they reply with the date, then I will…[Read more]
lol that IS fun in my opinion. carving out eyes, tongues, noses, feet, hands? I’m all for that.
Most interrogators are trained to see the signs of a lie but even if you managed to slide by without getting caught in a lie, su*cide investigations would be slightly different and if the detective was any good, they;d recognize it as a murder
Lol guys you know Dov will see this right?
or I can throw the body in the water somewhere deep of course and say he drowned himself or something bam
Y’all think you could strangle me? I don’t know how big y’all are, but I know how big I am, so I assume I can beat most of you in a fight.
I’m five foot six, and did football for four years. I’d like to see you try
You’re just an inch taller -_- and yes, I am not afraid to fight, my dad and from taekwondo taught me defense stuff and like u know kicking. I also do some cycling so my legs are strong and I am not afraid to punch. I could also throw a frying pan at u but oh well….
Fear isn’t the problem. Ability is the problem. Strong legs won’t help if I have you pinned, my abnormally long, spider like fingers tightening around your neck
es, I also have ability, and my dad and grandfather, and taekwondo taught me how to escape such situations and fight back
I doubt it. I seriously doubt it. Not to mention I have testosterone coursing through my veins, while you… don’t.
and? that doesn’t mean I can fight, plus I said i’ll stab u not strangle u
Oh, if I helped Em we could easily kill you. People in my school are very scared of me, and for good reason. (5.2 hehe yes I know that’s short)
To render someone unconcious, you just need to know all of the pressure points. And honestly, it is SO easy to break someone’s arm. You just need to know the right place to twist.
Add my extreme dislike of physical contact (how do i play football? i have no clue) and it’s quite tough to get close enough to me to carry out this plan. I’ve never been in a fight i couldn’t get out of. There were times when i had to tactically retreat, but i was always ABLE to tactically retreat
My school is quite peaceful, there has only ever been about three or so fights in the past two, three years.
I really wouldn’t mind fighting people. I love sports for that reason. The only reason I don’t get fouls/carded is because I’m exceptional at masking the fact that I’m even doing it.
I only fought with one person and that was because she thought she was funny and it was really annoying so I grabbed her arm and twisted it behind her back and pushed her against the wall (no one saw) but she thought I was kidding (she is still scared of me to this day, not that I feel bad for her). I didn’t get in trouble *innocent grin*
I mean I do Tae Kwon Do, Krav, and a ton of sports so I bet I could beat you in a fight
me? Possibly. I just have very quick reflexes, logic, and anatomy on my side.
I know absolutely no self defence but I’ve had practice and my arms are muscles and so are my legs. 5’2
I’ve read Skulduggery Pleasant, my brother’s taught me to fight and I know how to get out of a choke and not be choked too
Same. When someone’s choking you it’s very easy to get out of once you learn the method.
Wow Ava you’re tall
Lol no I’m not. Everyone is around my height at school.
But then there’s weightttttt. *curses* lol there was this one time I was fighting with this guy for a turn in this car and he just frickin picked me up and walked me away. Like what the heIl?
Actually same. For my height, I have a little muscle from sports year round so I have a sort of average weight idk (95 pounds, is that normal for 5,1? I think so) but anyways yeah. My friend on the soccer team legit picked me up and moved me when I was in her way.
Actually same. I’m kinda average for my height (is 95 pounds normal for 5.2? I think so) but anyways people just pick me up and move me when I’m in their way lol
Nope it’s not. I’m 101 and trying to gain because I’m like a frickin stick
*slaps on some ankle weights* hehehehheheheheehh
Yup, but planning murders in front of the possible victim makes it more fun
idk lol. I mean, planning to murder a friend of yours while they can see what’s happening is satisfying and I feel like making his death as gruesome as possible now. and because it can help me grow as a person planning on being a detective or police when I grow up, learning how a murderer’s mind works
Ooh fun. Learning how a murderer thinks is actually very fun, especially when you look at the quotes that compare murder to things like potato chips.
exactly, like idk why but I like learning how a murderer thinks and how they would kill someone, the different motives they have, the juicy I’m-actually-innocent-save-me story…
yes and lol I think we’re more creative than most murderers and movies abt murders on planning murders -_-
The psychological element is just fascinating and then you add of the actual murder and it’s just great
yessss like I love watching murder movies or movies like Dark Web or Unfriended just to see how twisted this world is and why people do it even tho Dark Web never answered why they do it all.
I would but idk haha, I’m writing quite a few personal RPs rn so yeah *sighs*
NUU I AM NOT ALSO I MIGHT END UP QUITTING IT SO IDK ABT DOING IT ALONE T-T-T-T
what in the world was I thinking when I chose to comment on this-
lol half of this is about how.to murder Dov
ooooooooh football? Cool. I know how to tackle people. (And boxing matches are my specialty, even without gloves or training)
My planned murder is on the temperature I set my body heat at. So I won’t be room temperature when we start a fight. (Yes I can control my body heat)
I have ideas, many ideas……and my friend is literally a trained…[Read more]
I also have no qualms about fighting *****, which is nice
D I r t y
And I have freakishly high pain tolerance. I broke my arm around a year and a half ago, and didn’t realize until my mom was like ‘dov, wrists aren’t supposed to look like that.’
I have low pain tolerance but I shrug it off. Like when a 150 pound ******* my team stepped on my ankle and it rolled, I pretended it was fine. Ooh I should probably ice that rn
lol (also half of the censors are nonsensical)
I have a generally high pain tolerance
Ahhhh high pain tolerances. Depends where the pain is for me. (Hands hurt way more than my feet, and my arms hurt way more than my legs)
I have a high pain tolerance.
Dang now I’m curious to see how fights would actually go with y’all fighting each other
I have well idk, high pain tolerance I guess cause I literally dance on my toes and stuff. But yes I am also not afraid to fight d.irty
Unfortunately, asha, we are separated by large oceans.
Are we now? I know a few of you are across the non profit ocean, others, not so sure
it’s still far, it’s 14 hours away from USA and 12 hours away from UK and well just 4 hours away from Australia
Probably closer to 2 weeks and 14 hours from the US considering the US is banned from basically everywhere
Come to the US! We have a couple toddlers dressed as adults debating tomorrow over who will be in charge of our country!
Just make Kamala president
She’ll actually live long enough to fix things
She smiles too much. It’s not healthy.
Course then we have pence making things up about her. Trump must be a good teacher.
But bear in mind that kamala was DECIMATED in the primaries
Lil, we had an assignment to write about a politician we admire, and I’m like, ‘how about the one I’m disgusted by the least?’
I mean I spent last night making a campaign for Satan to run against Trump so at this point the standards are very low
Remember obama admitting he did something wrong? Like a respectable person running the epoxy of western civilization?
Petition for any competent perchilled (or honestly any competent creature) to be running this country
@pinker13 it depends. If I know I’m about to get hurt then I don’t feel any pain. Like on Tuesday when I was trying to get a sewing needle to pierce my skin (unsuccessful).
I think Obama should be president again
I want Obama back and her husband can come along if he wants
Yup. Michelle should be running the country. Former President Obama can come along and watch but she should be in charge with Kamala.
lol I thought you meant Michelle Tanner for some reason
“staring at the sudden waterfall,
Tears that I don’t understand at all,
This life’s what happens when you’re making plans,
Don’t know what happens next or where I stand”
Wild Life by OneRepublic is out, and it is AMAZING
YOU LIKE ONE REPUBLIC????????? IKRRRRRRRRR
YESSSSSSSS, NOBODY ELSE HAS EVEN HEARD OF THEM
The whole world’s on fire
Flames are getting higher,
I can feel the danger
When everyone’s a stranger
looks like I accidentally stole someone line then. Heh.
Chapter one: They came
Srulik grabbed his hat off the peg at the front door. He twirled it idly as he prepared to go out to…[Read more]
Oh lord, the grammar mistakes are vast. I need to do more editing b4 i post the next chapter
This is amazing Dov! Can’t wait for the next chapter.
Wow great writing! Totally not waiting for the violence. Will this be educational?
Yes and either next chapter or two chapters from now it gets very, very graphic
I- I don’t understand how someone could write so perfectly!
woah… this is amazing writing! i love how you set the mood, tags please!
IS THAT A NO FOR VIOLENCE THEN? (how the heIl do you people respond to every comment?)
This is awesome, please tag me!!!! I like history told in story form, yep I do.
One thousand. Happy?
You are temporarily safe from death. Well, this won’t be the cause of your death.
*gasps* no they do notttt don’t listen to him
can’t have a murder record, now can i? can’t be good for business. gosh darn it was it really that obvious? great, now i have to murder you.
I figured out how to reply to any comment. I’m so proud of myself *tears up*
oh my god it’s so easy and I feel so dumb now *facepalm*
It’s sad that you never knew until now, quite frankly, I’m just glad you finally grew a brain (yeah this is why I don’t have friends irl-).
I’m so sNaRKy