epitomeofperfection posted an update 1 day, 19 hours ago

    Just because you know you’ll fail doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try. Haven’t you ever been wrong before?

        cocostar replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        If you know you’ll fail what’s the point in trying?

        everneveracademy replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        You can’t know if you fail. You know you’re capable to win, though.

          cocostar replied 1 day, 18 hours ago

          No I do know when I’ll fail, it’s really easy to know.

        pinker13 replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        I’ve been wrong before. Many times.

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 day, 14 hours ago

        This was me exactly for the test for the honours program. I thought I would fail, I cried over it multiple times because I was sad and scared, but then I got in. You cant know if you’ll fail, you can’t know if you’ll win, but you can know that you can try.

          cocostar replied 21 hours, 25 minutes ago

          Nah. I knew I’d fail my Science and Spanish tests and I did.

          gummibear2434 replied 20 hours, 58 minutes ago

          Well, coco, maybe that’s just because you didn’t have the right mindset.

        gummibear2434 replied 1 day, 1 hour ago

        Honestly everything that I’ve tried has been working out perfectly. Even if I don’t try out for things I still get into them. I almost feel like I don’t deserve it because I don’t try. For example, band. I don’t try as hard as the other people, but I am still… well, I really don’t mean to sound conceited… but I am just better. I got into a…[Read more]

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 16 hours, 31 minutes ago

          No, maybe you just don’t realise your potential Adri, and others do and they understand that maybe you just need a little push to really make use of your abilities.

          gummibear2434 replied 4 hours, 39 minutes ago

          Wow, that was really insightful. Thank you.

    epitomeofperfection posted an update in the group RP Level 1: Great Lawn 1 day, 23 hours ago

    @gummibear2434

    @valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant

    @silver13

    @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    @jafaristhebest

    @ladyofthebooksge

    @bia2008

    @queendeansophieofwoodsbeyond

    **********

    *I sit behind a desk, my chin resting in the back of my left hand*

    Hello, and welcome to ‘Smith Satire!’ The News that prints in fits–all the news that fits–we…[Read more]

        epitomeofperfection replied 1 day, 23 hours ago
        delilahkitty replied 1 day, 22 hours ago

        LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

        gummibear2434 replied 1 day, 22 hours ago

        IRRTUHBMRLIU SO ACCURATE, SO TRUEEEE

        skylark14 replied 1 day, 22 hours ago

        Okay this is the best thing I’ve ever read in my entire life
        Do you want to join Elmo’s campaign? It’s not too late!
        I’m going to die laughing, I swear to you
        If you make another and don’t tag me there will be some issues

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 day, 21 hours ago

          Ithink i am under a curse, in that I always forget to tag people. I’m sorry, I’ll try to remember

        jafaristhebest replied 1 day, 21 hours ago

        Yes Elmo has my vote haha!!
        This is great and helps break down the debate in a humorous way, I love it!

        ladyofthebooksge replied 1 day, 14 hours ago

        such accuracy- XDXD

        ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss replied 1 day, 11 hours ago

        THIS IS SO ACCURATEEE- I’M DYINGGGGG
        Elmo, I’m voting you for president.

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 day, 6 hours ago

        Help, help, help, they are going to turn my eyes into puddles of apple juice. Help, help, help – isn’t that what your friend taught you to say in Afrikkana? Disturbed person. I LOVE THIS IT MAKES ME CRACK UP. I SHOWED IT TO A FRIEND BUT SHE DIDNT UNDERSTAND

    epitomeofperfection posted an update 2 days, 17 hours ago

    Eustress.
    Euphoric stress, the feeling of euphoria you get on a roller coaster, the brief realization of the finiteness of life, and the amazement that you’re alive. Subconsciously thought.
    I don’t make these things up.

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 days, 17 hours ago

        first 🙂

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 days, 17 hours ago

        hmmm, I barely think that. Only when I’m at school.

        pinker13 replied 2 days, 16 hours ago

        Interesting

        epitomeofperfection replied 2 days, 14 hours ago

        Eustress is the reason I was excited for the debate, which just ended. Satire tomorrow, hopefully.

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 days, 14 hours ago

          ooh yay. What about the history thing? I wanna read smth violent but not with demons.

          epitomeofperfection replied 2 days, 14 hours ago

          I’ve had a lot of school work. Hopefully it’ll be posted Tuesday

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 days, 14 hours ago

          okie

        cocostar replied 2 days, 10 hours ago

        I’ve never been on a rollercoaster:((
        But I know I wouldn’t be scared or scream, I’d find it thrilling.

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 days, 9 hours ago

          AHH I LOVE ROLLER COASTERS. I WAS MEANT TO GO TO LUNA PARK LIKE THREE TIMES BUT THE FIRST I DON’T REALLY FEEL COMFORTABLE SAYING, THE SECOND MY FRIEND FELL SICK AND THE THIRD THE GUY THAT WOULD GO WITH ME ON EVERY RIDE COULDNT GO

          cocostar replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          That’s really bad luck

        lifeasabookworm replied 2 days, 3 hours ago

        I hate roller-coasters with an undisguised passion- I’ve only been on a total of two roller-coasters ngl, and i felt as if my stomach was going to be ripped out from its place in my body. YeS, it was a harrowing experience…and all I can say is ‘never again’. Oh and, wow Dov, the word seems so magical ahhhhhh. btw, dov, are you actually INTO politics?

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 day, 23 hours ago

          mocking them, yes.
          And eustress is more common in people who naturally produce more dopamine

          lifeasabookworm replied 1 day, 22 hours ago

          Oh wow, i did not bot know what dopamine was, ofc its a hormone! Just searched it up and well…ahhhhhh mocking politics lololo- best response ever.

        gummibear2434 replied 1 day, 21 hours ago

        I feel like I’m on a roller coaster a lot, you know that feeling in your stomach? It just happens at random moments of somewhat happy surroundings/events, even if it isn’t really THAT happy. It’s weird and has been happening more and more lately. And yes, I feel so alive and vulnerable. Is eustress part of an actual terminology?

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 day, 20 hours ago

          Yes.
          And hey, it beats depression

          gummibear2434 replied 1 day, 20 hours ago

          Most certainly it does beat depression. It just feels funny HA HA HA

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 8 hours, 41 minutes ago

          I miss roller coasters. the last one I went on was in Gumbaya World. Not giving away how close or far away from it I am ;-; but it was realllllyyyyyy childish and not fun at all. I remember going on the Toy Story one in Disneyland but I was too little to cherish the moment

    epitomeofperfection posted an update 3 days, 5 hours ago

    Describe me.
    The good and the bad.

        coraem replied 3 days, 5 hours ago

        hmm strange yet not strange, interesting yet not, ood yet not odd, and uh human yet not

          coraem replied 3 days, 5 hours ago

          very good answer isn’t it? vErY straight to the point! 😃

          silver13 replied 3 days, 5 hours ago

          Agreed! 😀

        gummibear2434 replied 3 days ago

        Funny, profound, good to talk to in general, has good taste in television but bad taste in music, is a good writer.

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days ago

          see, this makes sense.
          i can’t help that adri doesn’t see the amazingness of taylor swift.

          gummibear2434 replied 3 days ago

          JSUDGSISJSJ
          YOU ARE INCORRIGIBLE
          HOW DO YOU NOT SEE HOW TERRIBLE TAYLOR SWIFT IS–
          XD

          i-am-a-tropical-avocado replied 2 days, 19 hours ago

          Taylor Swift is annoying once you listen to it ten million times like my sister has.

          silver13 replied 2 days, 18 hours ago

          As someone who listens to her albums everyday, I STRONGLY disagree

          gummibear2434 replied 2 days, 18 hours ago

          Wow, every day? You’re committed XDDD

          silver13 replied 2 days, 18 hours ago

          Yeah. Tbh, I always thought she was one of the only people i can listen to withoput getting tired, especially for reputation, but that’s obviously my opinion. Im listening to speak now

          gummibear2434 replied 2 days, 18 hours ago

          I understand how you feel about having that one band/singer that you can never get tired of, I have a few of those

          coraem replied 5 hours, 34 minutes ago

          *GASP* TAYLOR SWIFT IS AMAZING

        cocostar replied 2 days, 21 hours ago

        Impossible.

          epitomeofperfection replied 2 days, 13 hours ago

          That’s how you’d describe me? With your stubbornness? Interesting

          cocostar replied 2 days, 10 hours ago

          No, I find it impossible to describe you. None exceed my stubbornness.

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 day, 23 hours ago

          Good

          cocostar replied 1 day, 23 hours ago

          Indeed

        i-am-a-tropical-avocado replied 2 days, 19 hours ago

        You’re funny, but your sarcasm isn’t obvious.

          epitomeofperfection replied 2 days, 14 hours ago

          That’s probably because my sense of humor revolves around politics. I expect to be lynched one day

          i-am-a-tropical-avocado replied 2 days ago

          it’s kinda ironic how we had our first black president the year before trump, a racist, was elected

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 day, 23 hours ago

          *gasp*
          but–
          but–
          trump said he wasn’t racist! it was last night! You mean….he LIED?!?!?!?!

          i-am-a-tropical-avocado replied 1 day, 20 hours ago

          that was to be expected

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 days, 19 hours ago

        Ok, you are immensely sarcastic, down to earth, not bothered (? And I will think of more later

        gummibear2434 replied 2 days, 19 hours ago

        Dov, honestly, you’re cool and I’m glad to consider you a friend.

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 days, 17 hours ago

          ^^^^^^^^^ I overthink things ;-;

          pinker13 replied 2 days, 16 hours ago

          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

          epitomeofperfection replied 2 days, 14 hours ago

          Thank you 😊❤️

          gummibear2434 replied 2 days, 7 hours ago

          Seriously, though. And I mean this for all of you guys; I cannot tell you how happy I am to manage to meet all the right people.

        pinker13 replied 2 days, 13 hours ago

        I shall use a word that I use to describe everyone. Can you guess what it is?

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 days, 13 hours ago

          nope. what? sarcastic? weird? unusual?

          pinker13 replied 2 days, 13 hours ago

          Nope, nope, and nope

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 days, 13 hours ago

          then?

          pinker13 replied 2 days, 13 hours ago

          Wait until someone else guesses and we’ll see if they’re correct

          cocostar replied 2 days, 10 hours ago

          Interesting

          cocostar replied 2 days, 10 hours ago

          Your favourite word which you completely overuse. Pink uses it to describe anything and everything. I’m extremely surprised that nobody else thought of that. If I’m not right, there is something wrong with the universe.

          pinker13 replied 2 days, 9 hours ago

          *claps* Coco is correct. Well, I overuse the word because I don’t know any other words to replace it

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 days, 9 hours ago

          ah

          cocostar replied 2 days, 6 hours ago

          *hairflips* UwU
          Here Pink;
          Compelling, intriguing, fascinating, captivating, entrancing, satisfying, spellbinding, engaging, amusing, gripping, impressive.

          pinker13 replied 1 day, 21 hours ago

          Will I remember those words though?

          cocostar replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          Probably not.

          pinker13 replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          I should write these words somewhere

          cocostar replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          That you should

        lifeasabookworm replied 2 days, 3 hours ago

        Hmmmmmm –
        I’d say that you are quite the intellectual with quite a indulgence in politics and debates – which is a GOOD thing 🙂 People who are debaters are very insightful, organized and assertive in their words, so people find them more ‘gripping’ and what they have to say is more heard and refined – which is definitely YOU from what I have…[Read more]

          lifeasabookworm replied 2 days, 3 hours ago

          sorry, read over this and realised its quite the mess of a description – humble apologies if u cant understand it ahhhh ^^^

          lifeasabookworm replied 2 days, 3 hours ago

          Oh wait I got a bad thing! You disagreed when I said Five was the cutest little cinnamon roll assassin ever and didnt understand why we were ‘simping’ (wrong word i think but i cant think of anything else lol) over him

          gummibear2434 replied 2 days, 1 hour ago

          WAIT WHO DOESN’T THINK FIVE IS AMAZING AND ADORABLE AND JSJDJDJEJSJSJNS CAUSE I MEAN GOOD BUT LIKE HOW

          lifeasabookworm replied 2 days ago

          Well, just go on my activity and scroll down until you get to the bit where i talk about diego and the oga for oga scene and me and dov are talking about it there ahhhh

          gummibear2434 replied 2 days ago

          OMG THE OGA FOR OGA SCENE IS LEGIT ME

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 day, 23 hours ago

          Thank you! And if that’s the worst thing anyone ever says about me, I’m in good shape.

          cocostar replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          that or you’re just good at hiding your evilness

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 day, 14 hours ago

          YASSSS THE OGA FOR OGA SCENEEEEE I;M GOING IN

          gummibear2434 replied 1 day, 3 hours ago

          AND HOW HE CALLS THEM IDIOTS AND IDK I’M JUST OBSESSED WITH HOW HE TAKES OFF HIS JACKED AND HIS SHIRT IS SO BLOODSTAINEDDDD LIKE BSJDJEJJDJSJJ

        everneveracademy replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        Strange, I feel a bit of sarcasm, secretive, you give me some weird darkness vibes, but also interesting in social studies news. Creative.

        aestheticbibliophile replied 1 day ago

        You’re outlandish. Strange and weird. In both good and bad ways. And everyone thinks ur perfect, but no one is. You’re informed on many topics and well read. Idk really. Your you.

          epitomeofperfection replied 16 hours, 41 minutes ago

          Oh, is that in reference to my username? There is an amazing story behind my username

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 13 hours, 19 minutes ago

          oooo tell

        silver13 replied 16 hours, 35 minutes ago

        Okay i realized I never commented. You’re mostly funny but when you’re sarcasm is misinterpreted. Your writing is really well put together, you seem smart, and you seem very aware of many things,…. and you’re pretty cool.

          silver13 replied 16 hours, 35 minutes ago

          good taste in music may I add

          epitomeofperfection replied 16 hours, 34 minutes ago

          Oh yes, music is key

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 13 hours, 19 minutes ago

          that’s only coz you both like Taylor Swift tho ;-;

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 13 hours, 18 minutes ago

          but you like One Republic so that’s oki too

          gummibear2434 replied 4 hours, 40 minutes ago

          HAHA DOV I GET IT “MUSIC IS KEY” HAHA THAT WAS GOOD

    epitomeofperfection posted an update 5 days ago

    @guumibear2434
    @cocostar

    @silver13

    @valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant

    @ladyofthebooksge

    @lifeasabookworm

    @outdoorpoet

    ***********************

    Did you know that?

    Did you hear that?

    Did you think that?

    Did you believe that?

    Did you accept that?

    Did you ever think of the pain?

    The agony?

    The screams?

    The tears?

    The sheer, raw torture of…[Read more]

        epitomeofperfection replied 5 days ago
        gummibear2434 replied 5 days ago

        It’s funny how a series of questions can be considered poetry/literature, but sometimes that’s the most meaningful kind.

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 22 hours ago

        Yes to basically every question

          silver13 replied 4 days, 21 hours ago

          ^^^

          epitomeofperfection replied 4 days, 16 hours ago

          I–

        outdoorpoet replied 4 days, 21 hours ago

        that’s beautiful. Can’t wait for more.

        silver13 replied 4 days, 21 hours ago

        Great poem, very beautiful.

        ladyofthebooksge replied 4 days, 21 hours ago

        woah-
        this is some amazing poetry

        coraem replied 4 days, 15 hours ago

        and sem with Ava why did that remind me of the green eggs and ham book….

          epitomeofperfection replied 4 days, 14 hours ago

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          BAHAHA DJNFJDNDJDMSMOSHSN YESSSSSS I CAN SEE THAT NOW

          coraem replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          HAHAHAHHAHAAHHA

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          IT’S JUST WITH A MUCH LARGER VOCABULARY AND WORDS OVER THREE LETTERS

          coraem replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          YES AHAHAHAHAHHAA
          DO U LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM? HAHAHHAHAHAHA

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
          I DO NOT LIKE THEM SAM I AM
          I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A BOX I WILL NOT EAT THEM WITH A FOX
          I WILL NOT IN THEM IN THE RAIN I WILL NOT EAT THEM ON A TRAIN
          I WILL NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE I WILL NOT EAT THEM ANYWHERE

          coraem replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, WITH A GOAT?

          I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT WITH A GOAT!

          WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A BOAT?

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM, SO YOU SAY
          TRY THEM
          TRY THEM
          AND YOU MAY
          TRY THEM AND YOU MAY, I SAY

          SAM! IF YOU LET ME BE, I WILL TRY THEM, YOU WILL SEE!

          coraem replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          (… and he tries them …)

          SAY! I LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
          I DO! I LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM!
          AND I WOULD EAT THEM IN A BOAT.
          AND I WOULD EAT THEM WITH A GOAT…
          AND I WILL EAT THEM, IN THE RAIN.
          AND IN THE DARK. AND ON A TRAIN.
          AND IN A CAR. AND IN A TREE.
          THEY ARE SO GOOD, SO GOOD, YOU SEE!
          SO I WILL EAT THEM IN A BOX.
          AND I WILL EAT THEM WITH A…[Read more]

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          *We bow together*

          coraem replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          *flowers get thrown at us* thank u thank u

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          We totally didn’t plagiarize without giving credit to Dr. Seuss or whatever his name is

          coraem replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          yes, totally

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          HAHA poor Dov gets all of these comments

          coraem replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          yes HAHAHA and on the other post we replied to his comment-

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

          coraem replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          HAHA WE HAVE INVADED HIS NOTIFS MUAHAHAHHA

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          WE ARE SO KIND

          coraem replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          IKR SOMONE SHOULD GIVE US AN AWARD

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          TEHEHEHEE

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          OR THE WEDDING PLANNING AWARD XDDDDDDD

          coraem replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          YES THAT ONE, WE NEED THAT AWARD

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          EEEEE WE SHOULD BE WEDDING PLANNERS

          coraem replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          YESSSSSSS WEDDING PLANNERSS

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          MWAHAHAHA AND BY DOING THIS WE EXPLODE HIS NOTIFS EVEN MOREEEEE

          coraem replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          YESSHHH MUAHAHAHAHHA

          outdoorpoet replied 4 days, 4 hours ago

          Guys, you’ve mudrered poor Dov’s notifs.

          ladyofthebooksge replied 4 days, 3 hours ago

          I got 30 notifs from this-
          AND GREEN EGGS AND HAM WAS MY CHILDHOOD ALONG WITH CAT IN THE HAT

          coraem replied 4 days, 2 hours ago

          *cackles* ‘Tis our job, and a job well done

          epitomeofperfection replied 4 days ago

          Why are the eggs green? Are they moldy? Does he like them at the end because the mold infected his brain? Are they mind-control eggs? I’ve always wondered…

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days ago

          EXACTLY LIKE ARE THEY ON MARS OR LIKE WERE THE EGGS POISONED

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 3 days, 19 hours ago

        ;-;

        lunalovegoodfan replied 3 days, 17 hours ago

        …That was beautiful Dov. Please tag me for more

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 17 hours ago

          ty!
          and u didn’t even talk about green eggs and ham

          lunalovegoodfan replied 3 days, 17 hours ago

          its cause I was too lazy to read the comments

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 17 hours ago

          lol
          good luck thursday night

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 17 hours ago

          I won’t be watching most of it tho, b/c *grins* debate night

          lunalovegoodfan replied 3 days, 16 hours ago

          oh yeah we have to play tomorrow
          I totally knew that
          oooh debates!!!!!!!!! What’s the topic?

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 16 hours ago

          Two old wackos who are running for pres

          lunalovegoodfan replied 3 days, 16 hours ago

          oh yeah hahahaha I knew that was happening too
          I’m losing it, this history hw is killing me
          idk how much I’ll get to watch since I have ballet tomorrow which means they are probably going to be terrible-like more terrible than usual

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 16 hours ago

          oof
          Daniel jones looksed mostly competent last week, tho, especially on the ground

          lunalovegoodfan replied 3 days, 16 hours ago

          yeah that 49 yard run was great, I was so confused tho
          Hopefully we can win 🤞🤞🤞🤞

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 16 hours ago

          (yeah ppl, flood my notifs with dr. seuus, and i’ll flood yours with football, SO THERE)
          That was a terrible cameraman

          lunalovegoodfan replied 3 days, 16 hours ago

          XDDD Dov
          Honestly it was but me and my family were all confused cause we were looking at Freeman thinking we lost yards (That never happens am I right?) and then they commentators were like “That is a fantastic run by DANIEL JONES!!” we just started cheering and it made my dogs go crazy

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 16 hours ago

          My dad’s a vikings fan (stinks for him) and nobody else in my family likes football, so I’m yelling like a maniac at the TV by myself, bouncing on the couch like an overexcited puppy.

          lunalovegoodfan replied 3 days, 16 hours ago

          Wow that stinks for your dad-what am I saying, they have the same record as we do
          That’s awesome glad its not just me

          gummibear2434 replied 3 days ago

          NO PLEASE DON’T FLOOD MY NOTIFS WITH THE HORRID SPORT CALLED FOOTBALL–

        lunalovegoodfan replied 2 days, 23 hours ago

        YES ADRIENNE WE WILL FLOOD YOUR NOTIFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          gummibear2434 replied 2 days, 23 hours ago

          JTGVEKVK NO NOT FOOTBALL ANYTHING BUT THIS–

        pinker13 replied 2 days, 15 hours ago

        Well, that was interesting to read

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 days, 15 hours ago

          talk about tennis. It’s soooo much more interesting to watch and play

          pinker13 replied 2 days, 15 hours ago

          Really?

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 days, 15 hours ago

          YES LIKE IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? Have you ever watched a match? idk about you but I felt sick watching them play because I play for Australia which means the longest I’ve gone without picking up my racket is one day and I feel sad because . . . I cant describe it but when I see a player hitting a ball I have a strong urge to hit one too and even…[Read more]

          epitomeofperfection replied 2 days, 14 hours ago

          Didn’t whathisface who got suspended hit someone again?

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 days, 13 hours ago

          Djokovic? And no he didn’t. Not after the first time. I don’t think so anyways. I hate him, I’m a Nadal supporter so yes, when Nadal beat him I was cheering and called my friend to laugh at him

          epitomeofperfection replied 2 days, 13 hours ago

          Yeah that guy. And oh. I must’ve misread the headline I glanced at for half a second

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 days, 13 hours ago

          yeah prob. I searched him up, nothing

          pinker13 replied 2 days, 13 hours ago

          No… I may have watched like a short clip of it, but it looks boring…

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 days, 13 hours ago

          *dramatic show of calming down* *takes deep breath* why? *strained smile*

          pinker13 replied 2 days, 13 hours ago

          It’s probably cuz I don’t like sports

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 days, 13 hours ago

          oh

    epitomeofperfection posted an update 5 days, 15 hours ago

    I have detailed notes on all of you. I’m weird that way. Thought you deserved to know.

        coraem replied 5 days, 14 hours ago

        interesting… *submits new info to he who shall not be named*

          epitomeofperfection replied 5 days, 14 hours ago

          Lol

          ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss replied 5 days, 14 hours ago

          *discreetly finds the info*

          coraem replied 5 days, 13 hours ago

          *hides the info*

        epitomeofperfection replied 5 days, 14 hours ago

        Most of the notebook is about Coco, tbh. She’s quite the enigma. (Hi Coco! Yah, I’m taking ’bout you)

          coraem replied 5 days, 13 hours ago

          curiouser and curiouser

          catsforlife replied 5 days, 13 hours ago

          Ooh is that a Wonderland and EAH quote I see

          coraem replied 5 days, 13 hours ago

          yes indeed, I am afraid I have gotten a case of Wonderland sickness or something. Have I gone mad? Well, everyone here is mad. I’m mad you’re mad. Oo tea time! *I bring out a table and chairs out of nowhere* *I sit down and pour tea in a cup*

          catsforlife replied 5 days, 13 hours ago

          Ooh tea
          *I sit down and grab a plate of scones out of thin air*

          coraem replied 5 days, 13 hours ago

          *I conjure sugar cubes* Now dear, how’s life? Is it someone’s unbirthday? Remember when,
          “Little Alice fell
          d
          o
          w
          n
          the hOle,
          bumped her head
          and bruised her soul” ― Alice in Wonderland
          Ooo when the moon is up, the sun unseen, red and white is what you shall see….

          catsforlife replied 5 days, 13 hours ago

          Ooh riddlish, one of the best languages.
          Can the musical chair change its tone;
          When the tablet of granite is inscribed with a bone?

          coraem replied 5 days, 13 hours ago

          (how do ik that this is from EAH?!!)
          A leaf and a tree, a whole and a key, a deck of cards. I watch thee, with my single lonely tree.

          catsforlife replied 5 days, 13 hours ago

          (Because fans should recognize EAH riddlish)
          The king who sings with pages of sky;
          Fears too much the dawn that rises with lies

          coraem replied 5 days, 12 hours ago

          (true)
          What can you do with your mind, and have of your heart; What makes music in your purse, and is not the same from the start? – Madeline Hatter

          cocostar replied 4 days, 23 hours ago

          *gasps* well at least I’m interesting hehe. And *hairflip* glad to be the most.
          But the best EAH quote of all…’POOF’-Headmaster Grimm

          coraem replied 4 days, 15 hours ago

          y e s

          cocostar replied 4 days, 2 hours ago

          Poof.
          And, Dov, I am most certainly not as mysterious as *glares* Pink

        pinker13 replied 5 days, 13 hours ago

        My, my, my. I have found another one. Maybe I should do that. *is too lazy to*

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 5 days, 12 hours ago

        Not me hehehehehehehehe

          coraem replied 5 days, 12 hours ago

          *sends info to boss*

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 5 days, 12 hours ago

        I DO have a friend that kept notes on me though. They updated today and called me ‘a snoopy, horror obsessed freak trying to sue school’

          coraem replied 5 days, 12 hours ago

          HAAHHHA

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 5 days, 12 hours ago

        My school is so creepy. I have to update on something I saw today. Self advertising I know but whatevs

        gummibear2434 replied 5 days, 3 hours ago

        Um. Cool. Good to…. ah, good to know.
        *pretends to scribble notes into a notebook*

          coraem replied 4 days, 15 hours ago

          *sends info to u know*

        catsforlife replied 4 days, 14 hours ago

        The question I have now is who is this “everyone”
        Tis an odd name and yet a curious one

          coraem replied 4 days, 14 hours ago

          curiouser and curiouser (lol I luv that line)

          epitomeofperfection replied 4 days, 14 hours ago

          You, em, coco, ava, two, now, elliot, jay, pink, pen, poet, I had on cove and kira, erin, spirit, adri, twig and angel.

          epitomeofperfection replied 4 days, 14 hours ago

          *twi not two
          *Noa not now

          coraem replied 4 days, 14 hours ago

          an interesting list of interesting people hmm..

        everneveracademy replied 4 days, 14 hours ago

        ooh I like that I’m unlisted. MY DETAILSSSS ARE NOW MINEEE

          epitomeofperfection replied 4 days, 14 hours ago

          Oh, I should make one on you too, now I think of it

          coraem replied 4 days, 14 hours ago

          *lists down new info*

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 12 hours ago

          Scawy

        catsforlife replied 4 days, 14 hours ago

        Why am I now curious as to what info you have on everyone

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 14 hours ago

          Maybe because you do the same?

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 14 hours ago

          I do not but I am an oddly curious perchilled

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 12 hours ago

          Wait… Then who said that they took notes on us?

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 12 hours ago

          Well Dov, for one

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 12 hours ago

          But wasn’t there someone on Discord who said that they took notes on us?

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 11 hours ago

          Almost everyone takes Discord notes on each other, you’ll have to specify

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 11 hours ago

          Wait almost everyone?

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 11 hours ago

          Correct

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 11 hours ago

          Everyone as in SGE users?

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          Correct

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          Well then, I suppose I’m one of those who don’t

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          Intriguing

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          Although maybe I should. But it’s too much effort

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          I just do the basics like nickname and pronouns so I remember but some people do actual notes

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          Hmm… Perhaps I should do it then. Just go through people’s activity and take notes.

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          That would take too long

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          I know. Which is why I don’t do it

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          Fair enough

        everneveracademy replied 4 days, 14 hours ago

        *slowly narrows eyes* my information is now listed *narrowing eyes even more* what information tho–

          coraem replied 4 days, 14 hours ago

          *cackles and continues to type new info*

          epitomeofperfection replied 4 days, 14 hours ago

          Age,
          Appearance,
          Personality,
          Quirks.
          . ..you know, creepy things like that. Educated guesses when I don’t have concrete info

          coraem replied 4 days, 14 hours ago

          curiouser and curiouser hmph

          everneveracademy replied 4 days, 14 hours ago

          huh
          I’m probably going to be not as you describe me in the list, but okay. (creepyyyy)

          silver13 replied 4 days, 3 hours ago

          CREEPYYY AUDCHNDJ

        catsforlife replied 4 days, 14 hours ago

        Those aren’t creepy, those are entertainingly boring

          epitomeofperfection replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          I apologize for not living up to expectations. If you like, I can detail how I think would be the best way to kill all of you.

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          Ooh see now that sounds entertaining

          coraem replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          yes

          everneveracademy replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          ooooh

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 12 hours ago

          Ahaha you don’t know how old I am, appearance and … yeah. Unless you never commented on when I said my age and did a face reveal. Oh my god that’d be scary if someone just looked and waited.

        everneveracademy replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

        if I even had a list about you guys, I would jot down your habits, interests, level of personality (it’s weird, I know, but no one knows what I’m talking about anyways), and some random embarrassment ideas.

          epitomeofperfection replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          QuIrKs

          coraem replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          hmm

          everneveracademy replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          but I don’t do that.
          “That’s an ‘if’ for you!” *tilts hat formally*

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          Based on that wording it seems like “level of personality” is decently easy to know the meaning of if you think normal huple logic

          everneveracademy replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          definitely not, but good guess. *fingers tap ominously*

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          I mean if it would make more sense on my logic, then I have a few questions about your logic

        epitomeofperfection replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

        “but it’s so simple. I only have to deduce what you know about me from what I know about you.”
        **********
        The easiest answer is, ofc, poison, but that’s too simple. Em would be easy. All I would have to do is convince her that louis partridge will be at some secluded place, and bing, bang, ****, you’ve been shot and I’m halfway to mexico. Same to…[Read more]

          epitomeofperfection replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          B o n g
          Why is that started?

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          Ooh fun but that’s messy, manipulation’s easily more fun (if any of you know that reference you are my new favorite perchilled of the day)

          everneveracademy replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          oooooooh (I need words, I have said “ooh” or the same thing with more o’s for the past three hours)

          coraem replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          I- I do not trust u

          epitomeofperfection replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          But my avatar has an innocent smile!

          coraem replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          what smile? all I see is a devilish grin

          everneveracademy replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          “innocent”
          I have an innocent open-mouthed frown of happiness yet the smile is open and is yet to be closed, I have no idea how to say this but you look like you’re laughing in the avatar and that my avatar is creepily blinking at me.

          Of course…..

          coraem replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          the smile seems evil, like it’s hiding something…

          everneveracademy replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          IT ATE THE LAST COOKIE 😱😱😱😱
          Or at least, that’s what mine did and now it frowns for eternity. (It ate a frownie cookie, heehee)

          coraem replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 12 hours ago

          OUCH but I donttt believe you would ever see Aidan Gallagher. Plus I like Five but yeah Adain is cute too

        catsforlife replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

        What happened to detailing how thou would murder us? That was fun and then you stoppeddddddddd

          coraem replied 4 days, 13 hours ago

          ik T-T-T *waits*

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 11 hours ago

        I WOULD COME ARMED ANYWAYS DOV, KILL YOU BEFORE YOU COULD KILL ME *MANIAC CACKLE* YES I CANT BE BOTHERED TO TURN CAPS OFF

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 11 hours ago

          Ooh how would you kill Dov

          coraem replied 4 days, 11 hours ago

          *sharpens blade* ooo

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 11 hours ago

        trepanning ofc!
        This is what I would do:
        I would tell Dov I was in America (yeahhhh…. no, unless I was going to NY) and had tickets to a OneRepublic concert, front row. Tell him to meet me a little earlier at a coffee shop or smth (addictions hehe) so I could give him his ticket because I had to ‘help my parents with something’. I’d give him…[Read more]

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          wait Em how would you? He insulted you by saying you were dum b enough to follow him to a dark alley just because he was with Louis Partridge

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          So basically you’d make it as obvious as you could that you were the culprit, get arrested, and be predictable? Boring much

          coraem replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          ooooo

          coraem replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          I would just have a dagger at me all times then out of nowhere I would stab him in the back… simple

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          stabbing isn’t the best choice I think.

          coraem replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          why? it’s out of nowhere and easy, hm lememe think

          coraem replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          ok it would jut be a regular day, let’s say in my apartment, u, dov, and other peeps are there. I bake smth and like poison his food or smth.. or I could uh lock him in a room with no food or water or light or anything or I can just stab him

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          Is that seriously the best murder you can come up with
          I swear both of you are just trying to get caught

          coraem replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          well no, my brain is dead rn so i’ll think of a better plot later

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          lol same. How would you do it then @catsforlife?

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          Depends on why I was killing him and which personality I had the day of ze murder

          cocostar replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          You don’t want witnesses, or any evidence, such as his blood when you stab him. Wear gloves so there are no fingerprints.

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          I would simply put poison in their drink when they are at a nightclub. Very simple, no evidence, and so many people. I can always blame the bartender.

          epitomeofperfection replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          Times I’ve went to a night club: 0

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 2 hours ago

          THAT IS NOT THE POINT, DOV
          THAT IS JUST GENERALLY THE EASIEST WAY TO KILL PEOPLE

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

        agh true that. Let me redo this. No trepanning *cri*. I’d get a fake passport, go to America, new look . . . ? . . . pose as a new student in his school even though I would never pull off the look. He does football, right? So when he was out on his team run – idk if they do that for football but I do it for tennis *cri* – I’d subtly drip poi…[Read more]

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          this killing thing is harder than I thought. I mean, unless I had contacts that could cover up any mess I made

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          *dramatic yawn* Come on, you can surely do better than a little poison in the water bottle!

          gummibear2434 replied 3 days, 21 hours ago

          Oh wow. I mean I thought I was like a stick but I still thought I was average lol
          *greedily eats pudding also because I got my braces tightened today and it hurts*

          gummibear2434 replied 3 days, 21 hours ago

          lol I’m going to soccer in thirty seconds so bye

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 3 days, 21 hours ago

          Aww cya

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

        *sigh* fine.
        I would wait until he was leaving football practice, follow him in a friend’s car, wait until we were out of range from cameras, wait ’til we were somewhere secluded, knock into him accidentally, wait til he comes to my car, pop out, strangle, eventually kill him, drag his body to a lake or place with water, cut off his head, leave…[Read more]

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          Better but still way too easy to trace and not as fun as you’d hope

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          because they’ll have to look in three places

          coraem replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          I would kill both him and me HAHAH idk wait lemme finish school first then i’ll tell u my murder plan

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          tell me how you’d do it

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          True but still, how is it any fun

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          well I mean I’m killing someone. that’s fun.

          cocostar replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          Booorrinnngg. Where’s the spice? The fizz?

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          how would you do it Coco?

          coraem replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          if u want I can start a whole murder mystery
          *takes a deep breath*
          I will first befriend him you know all that. He will trust me with his secrets and you know, I’m trusted. Then I will suggest that we go to an abandoned beach and look for like hidden treasures, and I will tell him a fake uh story where there is a cave in that beach. I will say…[Read more]

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          Because clearly they won’t interrogate the trusted friend (Note the sarcasm)

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          okay then here:
          I’d wait until he was out of the way of cameras, strangle him, drive to somewhere completely different. Note that this would be at a time he’s not meant to be at home anyway. I’d go to a place surrounded by trees, maybe a forest, and dig a pit. I’d remove his features, eyes, nose, tongue, feet etc and put them in the pit. I’d burn…[Read more]

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          I guess it helps he only knows us online then?

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          Smart, but still quite boring. If you’re gonna murder someone, you should have fun doing it

          coraem replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          I will use my great acting skills of course. When I find out about this I will be shocked and tears will rush to my eyes and be like “W-wait are you sure?” and tears start to fall then I continue with, “T-this can’t be possible. W-when did this happen?” I will ask, my voice shaky and tears still falling. Then they reply with the date, then I will…[Read more]

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          lol that IS fun in my opinion. carving out eyes, tongues, noses, feet, hands? I’m all for that.

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          Most interrogators are trained to see the signs of a lie but even if you managed to slide by without getting caught in a lie, su*cide investigations would be slightly different and if the detective was any good, they;d recognize it as a murder

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          Lol guys you know Dov will see this right?

          coraem replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          or I can throw the body in the water somewhere deep of course and say he drowned himself or something bam

          cocostar replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          Not saying, I have school now.

          epitomeofperfection replied 4 days, 5 hours ago


          Y’all think you could strangle me? I don’t know how big y’all are, but I know how big I am, so I assume I can beat most of you in a fight.

          coraem replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          I did taekwondo and I’m 5’5, I think I can beat u in a fight

          epitomeofperfection replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          I’m five foot six, and did football for four years. I’d like to see you try

          coraem replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          You’re just an inch taller -_- and yes, I am not afraid to fight, my dad and from taekwondo taught me defense stuff and like u know kicking. I also do some cycling so my legs are strong and I am not afraid to punch. I could also throw a frying pan at u but oh well….

          epitomeofperfection replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          Fear isn’t the problem. Ability is the problem. Strong legs won’t help if I have you pinned, my abnormally long, spider like fingers tightening around your neck

          coraem replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          es, I also have ability, and my dad and grandfather, and taekwondo taught me how to escape such situations and fight back

          coraem replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          yes*

          epitomeofperfection replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          I doubt it. I seriously doubt it. Not to mention I have testosterone coursing through my veins, while you… don’t.

          coraem replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          and? that doesn’t mean I can fight, plus I said i’ll stab u not strangle u

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          Oh, if I helped Em we could easily kill you. People in my school are very scared of me, and for good reason. (5.2 hehe yes I know that’s short)

          coraem replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          yess let’s team upppp

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          To render someone unconcious, you just need to know all of the pressure points. And honestly, it is SO easy to break someone’s arm. You just need to know the right place to twist.

          coraem replied 4 days, 5 hours ago

          yesss

          epitomeofperfection replied 4 days ago

          Add my extreme dislike of physical contact (how do i play football? i have no clue) and it’s quite tough to get close enough to me to carry out this plan. I’ve never been in a fight i couldn’t get out of. There were times when i had to tactically retreat, but i was always ABLE to tactically retreat

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days ago

          My school is quite peaceful, there has only ever been about three or so fights in the past two, three years.
          I really wouldn’t mind fighting people. I love sports for that reason. The only reason I don’t get fouls/carded is because I’m exceptional at masking the fact that I’m even doing it.

          epitomeofperfection replied 4 days ago

          *flashbacks to my last fight*
          *grins manically*

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days ago

          I only fought with one person and that was because she thought she was funny and it was really annoying so I grabbed her arm and twisted it behind her back and pushed her against the wall (no one saw) but she thought I was kidding (she is still scared of me to this day, not that I feel bad for her). I didn’t get in trouble *innocent grin*

          catsforlife replied 3 days, 23 hours ago

          I mean I do Tae Kwon Do, Krav, and a ton of sports so I bet I could beat you in a fight

          gummibear2434 replied 3 days, 23 hours ago

          me? Possibly. I just have very quick reflexes, logic, and anatomy on my side.

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 3 days, 22 hours ago

          I know absolutely no self defence but I’ve had practice and my arms are muscles and so are my legs. 5’2

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 3 days, 22 hours ago

          I’ve read Skulduggery Pleasant, my brother’s taught me to fight and I know how to get out of a choke and not be choked too

          gummibear2434 replied 3 days, 22 hours ago

          Same. When someone’s choking you it’s very easy to get out of once you learn the method. Wow Ava you’re tall

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 3 days, 22 hours ago

          Lol no I’m not. Everyone is around my height at school.
          But then there’s weightttttt. *curses* lol there was this one time I was fighting with this guy for a turn in this car and he just frickin picked me up and walked me away. Like what the heIl?

          gummibear2434 replied 3 days, 21 hours ago

          Actually same. For my height, I have a little muscle from sports year round so I have a sort of average weight idk (95 pounds, is that normal for 5,1? I think so) but anyways yeah. My friend on the soccer team legit picked me up and moved me when I was in her way.

          gummibear2434 replied 3 days, 21 hours ago

          Actually same. I’m kinda average for my height (is 95 pounds normal for 5.2? I think so) but anyways people just pick me up and move me when I’m in their way lol

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 3 days, 21 hours ago

          Nope it’s not. I’m 101 and trying to gain because I’m like a frickin stick

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 3 days, 21 hours ago

          *slaps on some ankle weights* hehehehheheheheehh

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 3 days, 21 hours ago

          Yasss pudding for life. *cries in legit doing the bike while I type* I will treat myself to a milkshake later

        catsforlife replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

        Yup, but planning murders in front of the possible victim makes it more fun

          coraem replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          ^^^^

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          hehe true

        catsforlife replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

        Why is planning ************* each other so fun

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          stars are how to m.urder

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 2 hours ago

          It would be very fun to be an assassin. I would but…. career hazards.

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

        because it’s just . . . fun

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          Very true but why

          coraem replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          because

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          idk lol. I mean, planning to murder a friend of yours while they can see what’s happening is satisfying and I feel like making his death as gruesome as possible now. and because it can help me grow as a person planning on being a detective or police when I grow up, learning how a murderer’s mind works

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          Ooh fun. Learning how a murderer thinks is actually very fun, especially when you look at the quotes that compare murder to things like potato chips.

          coraem replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          oooo

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          exactly, like idk why but I like learning how a murderer thinks and how they would kill someone, the different motives they have, the juicy I’m-actually-innocent-save-me story…

          coraem replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          yes and lol I think we’re more creative than most murderers and movies abt murders on planning murders -_-

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          The psychological element is just fascinating and then you add of the actual murder and it’s just great

          coraem replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          yes and oo I wanna write a murder mystery now haha

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          yessss like I love watching murder movies or movies like Dark Web or Unfriended just to see how twisted this world is and why people do it even tho Dark Web never answered why they do it all.

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          Murder mystery movies and stories are very fun

          coraem replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          yesss aaa I wanna write one so badly now hahahah

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          You should write one

          coraem replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          I would but idk haha, I’m writing quite a few personal RPs rn so yeah *sighs*

          catsforlife replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          Eventually, then

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

        TAG ME EM TAGGGG

          coraem replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          yes I shall, but moi is not that goodddddd T-T-T-T

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

        WHATTTTTT??? NUUUUU YOU ARE GOOD

          coraem replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          NUU I AM NOT ALSO I MIGHT END UP QUITTING IT SO IDK ABT DOING IT ALONE T-T-T-T

          cocostar replied 4 days, 2 hours ago

          Lol I was meant to write a murder mystery a while ago but procrastination said no.

        catsforlife replied 3 days, 21 hours ago

        Are we going to get back to murder talk anytime soon

          cocostar replied 3 days, 20 hours ago

          I suppose you have steered the conversation back to that arena so yes.

        pinker13 replied 3 days, 20 hours ago

        Well, that was a twist of a conversation

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 3 days, 20 hours ago

          yayyyyy

        ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss replied 3 days, 20 hours ago

        what in the world was I thinking when I chose to comment on this-

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 3 days, 20 hours ago

          idk lol

          ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss replied 3 days, 19 hours ago

          lol half of this is about how.to murder Dov

          ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss replied 3 days, 19 hours ago

          which I have a couple ideas for

        everneveracademy replied 3 days, 18 hours ago

        ooooooooh football? Cool. I know how to tackle people. (And boxing matches are my specialty, even without gloves or training)
        My planned murder is on the temperature I set my body heat at. So I won’t be room temperature when we start a fight. (Yes I can control my body heat)

        I have ideas, many ideas……and my friend is literally a trained…[Read more]

        epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 18 hours ago

        I also have no qualms about fighting *****, which is nice

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 18 hours ago

          D I r t y
          And I have freakishly high pain tolerance. I broke my arm around a year and a half ago, and didn’t realize until my mom was like ‘dov, wrists aren’t supposed to look like that.’

          pinker13 replied 3 days, 18 hours ago

          Whoa

          gummibear2434 replied 3 days, 18 hours ago

          I have low pain tolerance but I shrug it off. Like when a 150 pound ******* my team stepped on my ankle and it rolled, I pretended it was fine. Ooh I should probably ice that rn

          gummibear2434 replied 3 days, 18 hours ago

          GirI on

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 18 hours ago

          I can’t even begin to imagine why that is starred

          gummibear2434 replied 3 days, 17 hours ago

          I’m just not gonna think about it

          ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss replied 3 days, 17 hours ago

          lol (also half of the censors are nonsensical)
          I have a generally high pain tolerance

          pinker13 replied 3 days, 17 hours ago

          You all have a high pain tolerance

          everneveracademy replied 3 days, 17 hours ago

          Ahhhh high pain tolerances. Depends where the pain is for me. (Hands hurt way more than my feet, and my arms hurt way more than my legs)

          catsforlife replied 3 days, 15 hours ago

          I have a high pain tolerance.
          Dang now I’m curious to see how fights would actually go with y’all fighting each other

          coraem replied 3 days, 15 hours ago

          I have well idk, high pain tolerance I guess cause I literally dance on my toes and stuff. But yes I am also not afraid to fight d.irty

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 14 hours ago

          Unfortunately, asha, we are separated by large oceans.

          coraem replied 3 days, 14 hours ago

          yes, sadly T-T

          catsforlife replied 3 days, 13 hours ago

          Are we now? I know a few of you are across the non profit ocean, others, not so sure

          coraem replied 3 days, 13 hours ago

          I live in the Philippines so yeah, far away from everyone T-T

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 13 hours ago

          I don’t mean me and you, I meant ‘we’ in general

          catsforlife replied 3 days, 13 hours ago

          The Phillipines aren’t too far

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 13 hours ago

          Ava is in australia and coco is in the UK

          catsforlife replied 3 days, 13 hours ago

          Those aren’t far either. A few inches at most

          coraem replied 3 days, 13 hours ago

          it’s still far, it’s 14 hours away from USA and 12 hours away from UK and well just 4 hours away from Australia

          catsforlife replied 3 days, 13 hours ago

          Probably closer to 2 weeks and 14 hours from the US considering the US is banned from basically everywhere

          coraem replied 3 days, 13 hours ago

          yea

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 13 hours ago

          Come to the US! We have a couple toddlers dressed as adults debating tomorrow over who will be in charge of our country!

          coraem replied 3 days, 13 hours ago

          nah, I’ll stay here and go to the beach…

          catsforlife replied 3 days, 13 hours ago

          Just make Kamala president
          She’ll actually live long enough to fix things

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 13 hours ago

          She smiles too much. It’s not healthy.
          Course then we have pence making things up about her. Trump must be a good teacher.
          But bear in mind that kamala was DECIMATED in the primaries

          catsforlife replied 3 days, 13 hours ago

          I still prefer her to anyone else running atm

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 13 hours ago

          Lil, we had an assignment to write about a politician we admire, and I’m like, ‘how about the one I’m disgusted by the least?’

          catsforlife replied 3 days, 13 hours ago

          I mean I spent last night making a campaign for Satan to run against Trump so at this point the standards are very low

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 13 hours ago

          Yep.
          Remember obama admitting he did something wrong? Like a respectable person running the epoxy of western civilization?

          catsforlife replied 3 days, 13 hours ago

          Petition for any competent perchilled (or honestly any competent creature) to be running this country

          cocostar replied 3 days, 10 hours ago

          @pinker13 it depends. If I know I’m about to get hurt then I don’t feel any pain. Like on Tuesday when I was trying to get a sewing needle to pierce my skin (unsuccessful).

          pinker13 replied 3 days, 10 hours ago

          Interesting

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 5 hours ago

          Why are you piercing your skin with a needle?

          everneveracademy replied 2 days, 17 hours ago

          me in Canada—

          pinker13 replied 2 days, 16 hours ago

          *is also in Canada*

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 3 days, 12 hours ago

        I think Obama should be president again

          cocostar replied 3 days, 10 hours ago

          I don’t 😃

          epitomeofperfection replied 3 days, 5 hours ago

          Because that would go against the law, and once you break one, what’s to stop you from breaking others? Obama may be better than trump, but he was by no means perfect. Power corrupts.
          And Roosevelt was a unique situation. We were in a massive war.

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 3 days, 9 hours ago

        why???????

          catsforlife replied 2 days, 22 hours ago

          I want Obama back and her husband can come along if he wants

          cocostar replied 2 days, 21 hours ago

          Her husband?
          Several reasons.

          catsforlife replied 2 days, 13 hours ago

          Yup. Michelle should be running the country. Former President Obama can come along and watch but she should be in charge with Kamala.

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 days, 13 hours ago

          lol I thought you meant Michelle Tanner for some reason

          cocostar replied 2 days, 11 hours ago

          Why.why.why.why.why.why.why.why.whywhy.

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 2 days, 9 hours ago

          If for me, Michelle Tanner is just the Michelle that pops into my head. She would be a good president though, giving out free cookies hehe.

        gummibear2434 replied 2 days, 7 hours ago

        I love how this update has 243 comments.

          cocostar replied 2 days, 5 hours ago

          Noa’s1000pointsparty

          gummibear2434 replied 2 days ago

          BAHAHAHA

    epitomeofperfection posted an update 6 days, 16 hours ago

    “staring at the sudden waterfall,
    Tears that I don’t understand at all,
    This life’s what happens when you’re making plans,
    Don’t know what happens next or where I stand”
    Wild Life by OneRepublic is out, and it is AMAZING

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 6 days, 12 hours ago

        YOU LIKE ONE REPUBLIC????????? IKRRRRRRRRR

          epitomeofperfection replied 6 days, 5 hours ago

          YESSSSSSSS, NOBODY ELSE HAS EVEN HEARD OF THEM
          *CRI*

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 5 days, 22 hours ago

          Whattttt how have they not heard of them???! I am addicted to them and the Chainsmokers

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 6 days, 12 hours ago

        I am playing it on repeat

        pinker13 replied 5 days, 20 hours ago

        I have heard of them

          epitomeofperfection replied 5 days, 15 hours ago

          Yaaaaayyyyyy

          pinker13 replied 5 days, 13 hours ago

          *is trying to jog my memory of who told me of them*

          pinker13 replied 5 days, 12 hours ago

          *fails*

          pinker13 replied 5 days, 11 hours ago

          I REMEMBER NOW. SOME CAMPERS SANG THEIR VERSION OF COUNTING STARS AT SUMMER CAMP

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 5 days, 12 hours ago

        yeah no one at school knows them

        cocostar replied 4 days, 23 hours ago

        I see them on YT sometimes.

    epitomeofperfection posted an update 1 week ago

    The whole world’s on fire
    Flames are getting higher,
    I can feel the danger
    When everyone’s a stranger

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 week ago

        okie

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 week ago

        mildly depressing

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 week ago

          That’s my line

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 week ago

        ‘mildly depressing’?

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 week ago

          Yes

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 week ago

        looks like I accidentally stole someone line then. Heh.

        cocostar replied 1 week ago

        You changed your avatar 👁👄👁

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 6 days, 22 hours ago

          Ooh you did

          coraem replied 6 days, 15 hours ago

          ^^^

        pinker13 replied 5 days, 13 hours ago

        Imagine the whole world was on fire

          coraem replied 5 days, 13 hours ago

          *echos* fire…fire..fire………………..

    epitomeofperfection posted an update in the group RP Level 1: Great Lawn 1 week, 1 day ago

    @valkyriecanskulduggerypleasant
    @delilahkitty
    @aestheticbibliophile
    @queendeansophieofwoodsbeyond
    @thestoriangirl
    @sallysallysally
    @maddylovesbooks
    @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
    @cocostar
    ********************
    Chapter one: They came
    Srulik grabbed his hat off the peg at the front door. He twirled it idly as he prepared to go out to…[Read more]

        cocostar replied 1 week, 1 day ago
          epitomeofperfection replied 1 week, 1 day ago

          oop

          cocostar replied 1 week, 1 day ago

          yeah lol you missed the i

        gummibear2434 replied 1 week, 1 day ago

        Omg Dov tag me please, this was written so wonderfully!!

        epitomeofperfection replied 1 week, 1 day ago

        Oh lord, the grammar mistakes are vast. I need to do more editing b4 i post the next chapter

        cocostar replied 1 week, 1 day ago

        Woah…
        Just…
        woah.

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 week, 1 day ago

          thank you 🙂

          cocostar replied 1 week, 1 day ago

          you’re welcome

        thestoriangirl replied 1 week, 1 day ago

        HOW- YOU’RE AN AMAZING WRITER I- I HAVE NO WORDS

        queendeansophieofwoodsbeyond replied 1 week, 1 day ago

        This is amazing Dov! Can’t wait for the next chapter.

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 week, 1 day ago

        Wow great writing! Totally not waiting for the violence. Will this be educational?

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 week ago

          Yes and either next chapter or two chapters from now it gets very, very graphic

          cocostar replied 1 week ago

          *cries* based on a true story? that makes it even worse.

        aestheticbibliophile replied 1 week, 1 day ago

        I- I don’t understand how someone could write so perfectly!

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 week ago

          CTFVGYJNK THANK YOU DOV THANK YOU

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 week ago

          It’s a true story, so that MIGHT put a damper on things

        ladyofthebooksge replied 1 week, 1 day ago

        woah… this is amazing writing! i love how you set the mood, tags please!

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 week ago

          IS THAT A NO FOR VIOLENCE THEN? (how the heIl do you people respond to every comment?)

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 week ago

          Course not, just saying maybe act a LITTLE less excited

          cocostar replied 1 week ago

          it’s v easy
          WHY DO U KEEP COMMENTING ON UNRELATED COMMENTS? IT ANNOYS ME.

        ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss replied 1 week, 1 day ago

        Wow.
        Dov this is literally incredible!!

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 week ago

          It’s just the sorta books I like to read

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 week ago

          IDK HOW TO THAT!!!!! I CAN ONLY COMMENT ON SOME AND IT’S NOT FAIR *cri*

        jafaristhebest replied 1 week ago

        This is awesome, please tag me!!!! I like history told in story form, yep I do.

        sallysallysally replied 1 week ago

        WONDERFUL WRITING!!!! I loved this!!

          gummibear2434 replied 1 week ago

          EYYYY SALLY YOU’RE BACK ON YAYYYYYYY

          sallysallysally replied 1 week ago

          yees i be back

    epitomeofperfection posted an update 1 week, 2 days ago

    @cocostar
    One thousand. Happy?

        ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss replied 1 week, 2 days ago

        *spoes*

        cocostar replied 1 week, 2 days ago

        Yes.

        cocostar replied 1 week, 2 days ago

        You are temporarily safe from death. Well, this won’t be the cause of your death.

        ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss replied 1 week, 2 days ago

        *confuzzledness*

          cocostar replied 1 week, 2 days ago

          Hehehe

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 week, 1 day ago

          long story

          cocostar replied 1 week, 1 day ago

          involves murder

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 week, 1 day ago

          Most stories with coco do

          cocostar replied 1 week, 1 day ago

          *gasps* no they do notttt don’t listen to him can’t have a murder record, now can i? can’t be good for business.

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 week, 1 day ago

          maybe your business is bringing an assassin

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 week, 1 day ago

          *being

          cocostar replied 1 week, 1 day ago

          gosh darn it was it really that obvious? great, now i have to murder you.

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 week, 1 day ago

          what if I hired you instead?

          cocostar replied 1 week, 1 day ago

          that’ll work too. who am i to murder?

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 week, 1 day ago

          ever heard of robert bowers?

          cocostar replied 1 week, 1 day ago

          no, and that’s good for it will make me seem less suspicious

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 week ago

          look him up. And kill him. We can all agree he deserves it

          cocostar replied 1 week ago

          he deserves it. preferred death method/weapons I should use?

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 week ago

          I trust your judgement as a skilled assassin

          cocostar replied 1 week ago

          wise choice. rp kill?

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 week ago

          *sighs* if that’s the best you could do

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 week ago

          wait does this work? Please work

          cocostar replied 1 week ago

          *sighs* unfortunately, it’s all i can do, as of the moment.

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 week ago

          OH MY GOD IT WORKED

          cocostar replied 1 week ago

          da frop?

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 week ago

          I figured out how to reply to any comment. I’m so proud of myself *tears up*

          pinker13 replied 1 week ago

          *claps*

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 week ago

          oh my god it’s so easy and I feel so dumb now *facepalm*

          cocostar replied 1 week ago

          It’s sad that you never knew until now, quite frankly, I’m just glad you finally grew a brain (yeah this is why I don’t have friends irl-).
          I’m so sNaRKy

          cocostar replied 1 week ago

          that’s cos u are dumb 👁👄👁
          but if it makes you feel better, we all are

          pinker13 replied 1 week ago

          *pats* We all have our dumb moments

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 week ago

          wow Pink is so nice

          ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss replied 2 days, 16 hours ago

          lolll Ava-
          most all stories with Coco involve murder

        pinker13 replied 1 week, 1 day ago

        *claps*

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 week, 1 day ago

        Good job

        ladyofthebooksge replied 1 week, 1 day ago

        *SPOES AGGRESIVELY*
        congrats!

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