epitomeofperfection posted an update 1 week, 5 days ago

    A new band of super heroes…
    They live in (not-so-)secret…
    Their playing field is social media…
    They’re known as…
    The [email protected]!
    This brave group of individuals scour the internet in search of people who disagree with them and brand them with the hated title…[email protected]!
    Their cry is well known: N! A! Z! I! You ain’t got no alibi! [email protected]! [email protected]!…[Read more]

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 week, 5 days ago

        :0

        princessofthecoven replied 1 week, 4 days ago

        🤔

        aestheticbibliophile replied 1 week, 4 days ago

        What in the world-

        epitomeofperfection replied 1 week, 4 days ago

        You guys’ve never seen these people?

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 week, 4 days ago

          …no

          princessofthecoven replied 1 week, 3 days ago

          *shakes head slowly*

          arnum1234 replied 1 week, 3 days ago

          I have. -_-

        pencilpeytie replied 1 week, 3 days ago

        ah yes these folks

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 week, 2 days ago

          Are you back?

        imaginationland replied 1 week, 3 days ago

        I’m not on social media so no idea what you’re talking about but it sounds like something people would do unfortunately.

        delilahkitty replied 1 week, 1 day ago

        Ummmmm wait this is TRUE!? Wait what-how-

        queendeansophieofwoodsbeyond replied 1 week, 1 day ago

        this has the same vibe as someone calling michael shumacer a **** for not taking the knee at races

          queendeansophieofwoodsbeyond replied 1 week ago
          outdoorpoet replied 5 days, 9 hours ago

          I-

          queendeansophieofwoodsbeyond replied 5 days, 7 hours ago

          (michael shumacer’s in a coma-like state

        gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

        Hey, guys, you might know by now, but Dov has… well, left. Email at least, but the site as well most likely. Possibly. I’m not entirely certain.
        But Autumn and I are holding a “funeral” for Dov. If you’d like to be tagged, please respond with haste.
        And Dov, if you are reading this and haven’t left, then I’m afraid that we are holding a funeral…[Read more]

          arnum1234 replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          Wait why-

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          Parents.

          arnum1234 replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          No yeah, someone told me, I was just curious if it was for other reasons, cause a lot of people get into conflict and such.

          thestoriangirl replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          Please tag me! : c

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          Ofc…

          ladyofthebooksge replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          *tag me please!*
          ooof…

          pinker13 replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          Please tag me….

          outdoorpoet replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          Tags.

          delilahkitty replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          Tags.

    epitomeofperfection posted an update 1 week, 6 days ago

    I love it.
    The conservatives were like ‘No rioting!’ and the libs were like ‘It’s our right!’ and now the script has totally flipped. But libs are still trying to hate cops based on conjecture. They refuse to agree even when they ACTUALLY AGREE. This is why we need an independent president.

        outdoorpoet replied 1 week, 6 days ago

        The non partisan candidate-
        “For the good.”

        gummibear2434 replied 1 week, 5 days ago

        Perhaps… well, who is that dude who played Donkey in Shrek? He might make a good president. I like Donkey. I’m sorry, this makes no sense, I got five hours of sleep last night– 😂

          anastasia32 replied 1 week, 3 days ago

          Wtheckkkk 🤣🤣🤣

          gummibear2434 replied 1 week, 1 day ago

          Looking back on this, I have absolutely no idea what I was trying to say

          anastasia32 replied 1 week, 1 day ago

          Hahahahahaha
          Aw Kayla…..me neither 😂

        arnum1234 replied 1 week, 5 days ago

        *sigh* We do but the odds of that happening any time soon…

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 week, 5 days ago

        Thank god i dont live in America

        rayrayhannah replied 1 week, 4 days ago

        Ahhhh yes. What a time to live in America 🤣

        i-am-a-tropical-avocado replied 1 week, 4 days ago

        and to think people want to live in america

        (yes i live there and yes i wish i could move to england which i will for a few months next summer hopefully)

        gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

        Hey, guys, you might know by now, but Dov has… well, left. Email at least, but the site as well most likely. Possibly. I’m not entirely certain.
        But Autumn and I are holding a “funeral” for Dov. If you’d like to be tagged, please respond with haste.
        And Dov, if you are reading this and haven’t left, then I’m afraid that we are holding a fun…[Read more]

          anastasia32 replied 15 hours, 41 minutes ago

          wait dov left? for good?! WHY?!

          gummibear2434 replied 7 hours, 36 minutes ago

          His parents found out…

    epitomeofperfection posted an update 1 week, 6 days ago

    Dear Arnold Shwarzenegger,
    What happened at the Capitol was terrible and disgusting.
    What happened at the Capitol was NOT, however, Krystalnacht. Read up on the Holocaust and its preceding events, please and thank you.

        aestheticbibliophile replied 1 week, 6 days ago

        Periodt.

        lunalovegoodfan replied 1 week, 6 days ago

        ^^^^^^
        (You’re Jewish right Dov?)

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 week, 5 days ago

          Indeed

          ladyofthebooksge replied 1 week, 4 days ago

          ^^^^^

        queendeansophieofwoodsbeyond replied 1 week, 5 days ago

        ^^^ Kristallnacht was a lot more violent and gruesome; and even this sentence is an understatement.

        delilahkitty replied 1 week, 1 day ago

        ^^^^^ This ain’t even CLOSE to Kristallnacht.

        gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

        Hey, guys, you might know by now, but Dov has… well, left. Email at least, but the site as well most likely. Possibly. I’m not entirely certain.
        But Autumn and I are holding a “funeral” for Dov. If you’d like to be tagged, please respond with haste.
        And Dov, if you are reading this and haven’t left, then I’m afraid that we are holding a fun…[Read more]

          lunalovegoodfan replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          ^^^^^

    epitomeofperfection posted an update 1 month, 1 week ago

    The world is a giant acorn.
    Convince me otherwise.

        uraza169 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        yes.

        cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        The world is a big slightly spherical thing full of wonder. A satsuma.

        elviaofcamelot replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        True

        lunalovegoodfan replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

        ladyofthebooksge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        The world is a frisbee. M a k e m e

        everneveracademy replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        It’s a humongous 3D object that orbits around a fiery planet in a specific system called the “Solar System” with about 71% water surface and the rest land. It fills about something % of the universe. Perhaps there’s another world because you didn’t specify to the world we live in (or I, if none of you are on Earth at the moment).
        I think of it as…
        [Read more]

          ladyofthebooksge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          I was talking about our galaxy, which is basically the world that the earth is located with us, as our galaxy remotely looks like a frisbee yeet

        lifeasabookworm replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        The world is one giant mental institution and we’re the insane-asylum patients sjvsufsufs7twogsitsugsusg 😌☺️ *peace sign*

        essenceofinsanity replied 1 month ago

        The world is actually flat . If you didn’t know like it is OBVIOUS! Were actually dead people hallucinating meaning you guys don’t exist also meaning I don’t exist meaning Chocolate dosen’t exist hsihdlaihdsfeijoesudfokuy 🙁

          everneveracademy replied 1 month ago

          (WHDBDHBEJ your username- i love it!!)
          Ooooh flat and 3D hmmmm let’s seeeeee

          essenceofinsanity replied 1 month ago

          Thankkk Youuu . What should I call you btw ?

          everneveracademy replied 1 month ago

          You can call me Gael! Pronouns they/them.

          essenceofinsanity replied 1 month ago

          Ok hello Gael !!!

          everneveracademy replied 1 month ago

          Hello!

          iceangel replied 1 month ago

          Essence of Insanity and Epitome of Perfection have equal but opposite energies. You must either fight each other to the death to see who can rule or live in harmony, commanding this realm as your own. Or you could not do that, it’s fine either way.

          essenceofinsanity replied 4 weeks ago

          @iceangel I seriously don’t know how to respond to that XD

          iceangel replied 4 weeks ago

          I truly did not expect you to

          queendeansophieofwoodsbeyond replied 3 weeks ago

          jdskccxjm oh my god your username is amazing mine has the vibe of a 3 yr old potato

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 3 weeks, 5 days ago

        Why do you think so

        emmetofgavalon replied 3 weeks, 1 day ago

        This made me laugh, and I have no idea why

        queendeansophieofwoodsbeyond replied 3 weeks ago

        An acorn usually contains a single seed enclosed in a tough, leathery shell, and borne in a cup-shaped cupule. This anatomy of an acorn is very similar to earth’s crust, mantle, and core. So who’s to say that giant acorns did not evolve into the earth?

          iceangel replied 3 weeks ago

          Yggdrasil

          everneveracademy replied 3 weeks ago

          i-

          ladyofthebooksge replied 3 weeks ago

          midgard
          asgard
          alfheim
          vanaheim
          helheim
          Nidavellir
          Muspelheim
          and aah there’s 2 more but I forgot

        silver13 replied 2 weeks, 4 days ago

        stop i am picturing a huge acron floating around in space now

        arnum1234 replied 1 week, 6 days ago

        Finally, someone who sees reason! It is an acorn! Some people just don’t seem to grasp this simple, true fact.

        gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

        Hey, guys, you might know by now, but Dov has… well, left. Email at least, but the site as well most likely. Possibly. I’m not entirely certain.
        But Autumn and I are holding a “funeral” for Dov. If you’d like to be tagged, please respond with haste.
        And Dov, if you are reading this and haven’t left, then I’m afraid that we are holding a fun…[Read more]

          arnum1234 replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

          *Responds*

          uraza169 replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          Oh, we’ll miss him… please tag me.

          gummibear2434 replied 4 days, 9 hours ago

          yes sure… *wonders why it said that Bia replied to my comment*

          iceangel replied 4 days, 6 hours ago

          Responds

          silver13 replied 4 days, 6 hours ago

          i would like to attend.

        everneveracademy replied 4 days, 10 hours ago

        *responds*

        gummibear2434 replied 3 days, 17 hours ago

        I’ll keep the tag list open for a little while, so we can continue planning, but you all are on the list 🙂

    epitomeofperfection posted an update 1 month, 1 week ago

    Please find it in your heart to forgive me. But if you can’t, that’s okay. I’ll find it in your heart for you. I will rip your heart out of your chest and make seemingrandom cuts and lacerations in it until I find forgiveness. And the, since you probably won’t want it back, I’ll put in my cabinet with the rest of them.
    I am sorry. Truly.

        kittybp2 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        And the, :p

        That was agressive. How will you put them back together?

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Well they should’ve forgiven me, yeah?

          kittybp2 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *I raise my eyebrow*
          Didn’t you mean and then?

        outdoorpoet replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        everneveracademy replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        what if we have no heart-
        Alright then-

        lifeasabookworm replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        I don’t know whether to be mildly disturbed at this point, or just find it highly admirable, dov. but, aha, no one would do that to me, I’m such an icon. seriously, I told my friends that no one would kill me if there ever was a purge because I’m such an amazing human being, ahahah, they said I’d be the first one to be murdered. Hahahahahhawh im…[Read more]

        queendeansophieofwoodsbeyond replied 3 weeks ago

        woweth

        anastasia32 replied 1 week, 3 days ago

        Oh…well that was a nice apology until— *remembers you have a cabinet full of hearts* UNTIL IT GOT BETTER *applauds*

    epitomeofperfection posted an update 1 month, 1 week ago

    “‘Everything will be okay,’ Said Old Woman Josie. There was a pause. ‘That was a lie. That was one of the times I was lying.’
    Jackie nodded. ‘I know. It’s okay.’ But that was also a lie.”

        coraem replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        🤔

        kittybp2 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        Where is this from?

        everneveracademy replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        ^^^It’s a good fragment of what the story/something is

        epitomeofperfection replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        Welcome to Night Vale novel

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month ago

        ahhh I need to get the booksssss

    epitomeofperfection posted an update 1 month, 1 week ago

    I happen to know that I have some differing political views from my English teacher, so I make sure to always express mine in my essays because I am a troll.
    Preceding every essay is this:
    “Any and all views expressed in this essay are not those of the writer or anyone really, because having opinions is a lie created by an ancient sect of Germans…[Read more]

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        oml

        everneveracademy replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        …whoa

        lunalovegoodfan replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
        Only you Dov

        iceangel replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        I’m putting this as a quote in front of all my essays now.

        gummibear2434 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        HAHA SAME I AM SUCH A TROLL AND PROUD OF IT
        LOL WHEN I KEEP KILLING ONE PERSON ON GTA 5 AND THEN THEY START KILLING ME AND I SCREAM AND RAGE AT THE TV
        ….kaaaarma

        queendeansophieofwoodsbeyond replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        oh yes when i was in third grade i turned a paragraph on comparing two things of your choice into a troll for my teacher for having bias

        lifeasabookworm replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        you guys have enough boldness to be so outspoken with your teachers and then there’s just me who literally spends half of the lesson weighing the pros and cons of asking my teacher for help on work. like my face is just 😊🙂😀😎 and then my mind’s like 😤😤🤢🤪😳😱😰🤔 so tell me the secret guys, how do u do it? how do u do this mystical “trolling”?…[Read more]

          iceangel replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          I’m like 80% sure I wrote this

          gummibear2434 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Well normally I’m quite bold and brazen, which helps a bunch.
          Trolling, despite what other people think, is an ART. It is a delicate work where you need an equal balance of strategy and skill. Pick a target, pick a weakness, and logically troll. It isn’t about brutal revenge– well actually it is. But it’s about perfectly setting up and executing…[Read more]

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *think
          Pah, technical issues? Not exactly creative, though I suppose it does the job.

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          I prefer the term, strategically insult another in a seemingly effortless, natural, flippant way. ‘Trolling’, as you put it, is not an art that can be taught within the span of a single comment. It is an art that ought to be studied.

          gummibear2434 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Yes. Technical issues. Creative, no, efficient, yes, enjoyable outcome? Well, no homework, so, absolutely. And yes, ofc it can’t be taught within the span of a single comment, and yes, it really ought to be studied.

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          “Trying to understand humor is like dissecting a frog. Noboy enjoys it and the frog dies.”~I forget who

          lifeasabookworm replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          i was going to comment on how u spell humour wrong dov, but realised americans never spell anything with a ‘u’ so – anyways. that quote is top tier tho, humour is so annoying to analyse, i was joking anyway – i could never troll anyone, im too “pure” for that. i mean people love to troll me but its never vice versa.

        outdoorpoet replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        Dov…

    epitomeofperfection posted an update 1 month, 2 weeks ago

    Things I have said today:
    “You are a hyprocritically hipocritical hypocrite.”
    “Just because my head is on fire doesn’t mean I’m dead.”
    “Growth plates are a lie made up the Soviet Union.”
    “If you disagree with me it is a sign of stupidity. If you agree with me it is a sign of cowardice. Play it safe and leave me alone.”
    “Flee. With my kind, always flee.”

        iceangel replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        These are all god-tier quotes people need to use in DnD

        alanasge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        those are the epitome of absolute ✨perfection✨
        I just sent the second last one to my friend-

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          ahaha, tell me the response.

        ladyofthebooksge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Lol I really have to use them someday, those are epic

        outdoorpoet replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        oml

          sophieforever33 replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          Things I have said today:
          “No ones life depends on that one video.”
          “I’m sorry. Oh, who am I kidding, no I’m not.”
          “I’m great. Better than you, at least.”
          “Scr.ew humankind.”
          “WANNA HEAR THE OATH TO ARTEMIS???”
          “I PLEDGE MYSELF TO THE GODDESS ARTEMIS. I TURN MY BACK ON THE COMPANY OF MEN, ACCEPT ETERNAL MAIDENHOOD, AND JOIN THE HUNT.”
          “You don’t…[Read more]

          iceangel replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Those are beautiful, Maria

          ladyofthebooksge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Those quotes….Maria, that’s perfection

          sophieforever33 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *bows* I aim to please, I really do.

          ladyofthebooksge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          ah no problem!

        gummibear2434 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        Things I have said today:
        FRICK YOU, YOU DID NOT JUST GO INTO MY LANE, NOW YOU DIE, YOU INCORRIGIBLE PLEBEIAN
        Can we go get coffee, please? I’m tired and when I get tired I get annoyed and when I get annoyed I punch people and we don’t want that, now do we?
        PEIPLE SHOULD NOT PLAY THIS SONG, SANTA IS A CREEPY STALKER THIEF AND THIS SONG PROVES IT

          sophieforever33 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          HAHAHAHSHSJDS KAYLA THOSE ARE JUST-
          YES-

          gummibear2434 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          The first is from when I was driving in GTA 5 (I’m an aggressive driver), the second was just from this morning, and the last was when we were in the car and Santa Claus Is Coming To Town was playing. If you were wondering.

          sophieforever33 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          HAHAAHAHAH YESSS THAT MAKES IT BETTERR

          gummibear2434 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *grins*
          *bows*
          Thank you, thank you

          coraem replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *claps slowly*

        iceangel replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        I basically only say crazy stuff in response to other people saying crazy stuff. For example, the three little boys I babysit teamed up to call me a booty pickle and a sandwich head. So that happened to me today.

          lifeasabookworm replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          my stomach literally hurts because im just snorting. this comment is literally oml – seriously “b o o t y pickle”?

        lifeasabookworm replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        y’all say all of this clever stuff and there’s just me rn, crying about the time i was 8 years old and got stuck in between the gap underneath a cubicle door, this stuff still gives me nightmares. anyways-
        omigod, that soviet union joke cracked me up, its brilliant, im supposed to be studying so its an absolute crime that u’ve made me laugh.

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          you got stuck–?
          AHAHAHA

          sophieforever33 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          I’m just wondering, hOW does one manage to get themselves wedged underneath a door? What were you doing, bookie?- testing to see if you could crawl out from under it?-

          lifeasabookworm replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          go ask my 8 year old self that, i think, if i remember correctly, my friend did it but she was probably slimmer than me and i got stuck or something. but, u know what makes me shiver, is the fact that i went across a cubicle floor. bleh disgusting. and, ree, my brother said i have a ‘pakora-looking’ nose, i think u once mentioned u were asian so…[Read more]

          lifeasabookworm replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          oml, and i may do a face reveal and ill delete it after everyone i’ve tagged has seen the doc so like y’all better still be here when i tag u, because its the only chance u’ll get to see my beautiful face aha – im never doing one again – once in a lifetime opportunity guys. dont s c r e w it. be there.

          ladyofthebooksge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          wait hOW is that possible-
          And tag me for the face reveal, but only if you’re comfortable with it!

          lifeasabookworm replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          omlll, jayyyyyy, u weren’t thereeeeee and i didnt tag uuuuu, shoot, ill do another one if i can

          ladyofthebooksge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Ah ok!

          pinker13 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *is trying to figure out how people can get stuck*
          Oooh, a face reveal.

        sophieforever33 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        I am Asian and I just hit me head on the wall behind me, that’s probsbly one of the funniest comparisons I’ve ever seen-
        I’m sorry-
        I shouldn’t be laughing-
        Sorry he said that-
        *runs away to laugh*

          sophieforever33 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *my head not me head 👁👄👁

          sophieforever33 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Ahahshrhsjfhshfd I will be here-
          I forbid myself from missing a chance to see your b e a u t i f u l face aha

          lifeasabookworm replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          awwwww, nah its fine, my brother’s a 14 year old, self-entitled idiot who thinks he’s a comedian but some stuff he says is pretty funny even if its insulting me. and yes, im finding good pictures that dont make me look bad, im so not photogenic ahhh.

        alanasge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        ah tag me please! I would love to see ur ✨beautiful✨ face too

          lifeasabookworm replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          okay, i will aha, but make sure y’all be there in the next *checks imaginary watch* 30 minutes or so cos ill post it then and uhmm, my brother just came in flexing his (fake probably) armani slides ugh

          sophieforever33 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Ahaha *sets fake timer*

        pinker13 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        Interesting

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          WHY ARE YOU SO MYSTERIOUS *cries* I have tried everything, bent the very laws of nature itself, yet you remain shrouded in mystery!!!!!

          pinker13 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          How am I mysterious?

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          IN EVERY WHICH WAY

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Maybe it’s the avatar. Maybe if I changed mine and made it yours I would be mysterious-

          pinker13 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Including my personality and writing style?
          But didn’t I change my avatar a while back?

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          yup.
          darn, it doesn’t work then.

          pinker13 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *isn’t sure whether to be happy or confused or both*

        cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        Hypocritical hippos

          sophieforever33 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Okay but I agree, pink is mysterious af-

          pinker13 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          You too???

          sophieforever33 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Me too 🕴🏼
          You really are, though

          pinker13 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          How so?

        sophieforever33 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        Your responses, the way you pop up from nowhere, your personality, everything is just so mysterious. It’s enthralling, really.

          pinker13 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Whoa…. 🙂

          ladyofthebooksge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Definitely agree! And you have this mysterious aura and it really is enthralling like Maria said. In a good way tho!

        everneveracademy replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        all quotes hold perfection.
        I said these this week:
        “The world is not perfect. Pain exists. And that is why we cry.”
        (Though I should connect “exists” plus “and” to make it an actual sentence)

        “If anything, don’t use something heavy.”
        (In the case of testing something kind of stupid and you need lighter materials, we always say something…[Read more]

          iceangel replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          When in doubt, just yell the equivalent of a cat sitting on your computer

          ladyofthebooksge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Lol those are spectabulous *yeet used one of your expressions*

          everneveracademy replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *yeettt*

        epitomeofperfection replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        “Equality is an untenable, unnessecary theory. Fairness is an equally intenable, yet so much more nessecary theory. But let’s stick with equality because it sounds more fun to say.”

          gummibear2434 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Equality vs Equity

          everneveracademy replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *claps* magnifient

          coraem replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *claps slowly again*

        coraem replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        things I have said/texted the past week because, because:
        “NAME THE HAMSTER VOLDEMORT”
        (get ready cause this is my reaction to my friends story BAHAHHAA)
        “GASP SHE DIED WHY?? I GOT ATTACHED EMOTIONS”
        “what is wrong with my brain OWEIHRWE I saw eden and thought of cheese”
        “GASP WHY U DO THAT TO LOLA EDEN??! WHY”
        “BRUH LOLA EDEN BECAME MY LOLA…[Read more]

          everneveracademy replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          spectabulousssss

        queendeansophieofwoodsbeyond replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        i am in actual tears

        elviaofcamelot replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        Things I have said today:
        YOU TAKE THE ****** BISCUITS
        Me not eat sheep, not good for gut
        I HAD A GRANDMA INSIDE OF ME
        TITTIE WARNING
        babies=yummy food
        Dming random celebrities is my preferred form of therapy
        CAN I EAT MOANA
        We’re gonna have to get the rebear man
        RARAHAHARAGH AWOOOOOOOOOOOO
        My cousin Rodrick, he likes sheep
        I LIKE BREAKING AND E…[Read more]

          elviaofcamelot replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Blo0dy

          ladyofthebooksge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          I’m astonished from those quotes- they really are something

    epitomeofperfection posted an update in the group QUESTIONS FOR SOMAN 1 month, 2 weeks ago

    @nopressurefilms
    Alright, Soman, BAD NEWS.
    It has come to my attention that you have NOT in fact ever given your required sacrifice of a cow’s spleen to te literary gods. This is bad, but there is still hope for you yet. Clearly the gods have mercy on you, as you have enjoyed success with your writing and have not grown donkey ears (unless you…[Read more]

        sophiethequeengoddess replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Yes, this true. The literary gods have told me they are losing patience. (lol)

        silver13 replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        are you certain posting the video on YouTube isn’t a requirement?

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          tbh, no

          silver13 replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          seems right

        alanasge replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        thats just… *wipes tears* thats just ✨beautiful✨

        outdoorpoet replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        It really was.

        sallysallysally replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        Soman…if you don’t sacrifice the cow’s spleen someone else will have to sacrifice your spleen

          alanasge replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          true that 😔🤚

          queendeansophieofwoodsbeyond replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          why are you using future tense

        cattyrose replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        @/epitomeofperfection, I just wanted to say thank you. You have made my day. You are a true literary god in human form. 🙏

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Aw, thank you!

          cattyrose replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Anytime!

        valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        Dov you’re srsly disturbed. First you say I have COVID and now this

          lifeasabookworm replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          dov said WHAT?

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          um.
          no comment.

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          nah, what you have is a disease called five obsession, and it needs to be cured

          lifeasabookworm replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          but coco, dearest, five is just 🤩🤩😆😅✨✨ it doesn’t have a cure yet. not even a vaccine or anything.

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          wait ava help me
          y’know that hearts are worth a million dollars in the US
          well, d’you think there’s a way to sell one’s heart and survive? cos i want the cash, but i don’t want to die

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *robs bank to begin the funding for a vaccine even though that is not really how vaccines work*

          sallysallysally replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          coco i’ll donate my heart to u
          then u can become rich 😀

          cattyrose replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          😂😂

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Orrrr I can go to an alternate dimension and get a heart so that you can liiiiiivveee

          cattyrose replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Not tryna stomp on anyones dreams butttt…. It probably costs more to go to an alternate dimension than a heart.

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          That’s if you can’t t, which I can

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *teleport

          valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant replied 3 weeks, 5 days ago

          I DONT NEED TO BE CURED OF THE FIVE DISEASE

        iceangel replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        A wise person once told me that being able to write an essay on the stupidest topics (such as sacrificing spleens, or Worst Case Scenarios) but unable to write anything on what you’re supposed to be doing is the mark of a true writer.
        As far as I’m concerned, you asked for this, Dov

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          I definitely did. At least you called me wise

        everneveracademy replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        I–

        emmetofgavalon replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        Um….. Can somebody tell me what is going on???

          sallysallysally replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Soman needs to sacrifice a cow spleen to the literary gods!

        emmetofgavalon replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        But… what???? I am so confused. Is this like a book thing, or-? I mean… WHY?! I am lost..

          emmetofgavalon replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          And who are the literary gods???

          sallysallysally replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          XD it’s a joke (or is it-)
          We are all insane. Don’t listen to us.

          emmetofgavalon replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Oof, but what about the thing at the beginning with the spam and stuff???

          sallysallysally replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          🧐 spam?

          emmetofgavalon replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          I am new here, so honestly I am really confused, I thought we were only allowed to ask questions about the books, or does Mr. Chainani not care??? Lol, sorry I have no idea what the rules are😅

          sallysallysally replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          XD In Questions for Soman, people ask all sorts of questions, although a lot of them are related to the books. Many people have complimented Soman’s eyebrows, there was a recent question asking what Soman’s favorite shade of pink was…

          emmetofgavalon replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          ****, whoa, okay then. He does have nice eyebrows, i guess, and how often does he reply?

          sallysallysally replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Um…once every two or three months? He’s only on for a little bit.

          emmetofgavalon replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          Aw, darn it! I was hoping to have a convo with my fav. author, lol!

    epitomeofperfection posted an update 1 month, 2 weeks ago

    Life is life
    Pain is pain
    Time goes on
    Deal with it and QUIT COMPLAINING, WE ALL FEEL IT sTeVe CaRlSbUrG
    I wanna inherit the station from cecil

        coraem replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        we will all be dead in the end 😆🥰🤗

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          some before others.
          and not the mystical immortal beings.

          coraem replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          yes,yes ofc

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          So it is agreed that mythical, legendary creatures such as the Seb are not subject to death? And that we are immortal until it is proven otherwise?

          coraem replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          yes

        queendeansophieofwoodsbeyond replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        steve carlsberg

        iceangel replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        Life goes on y’all

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        YESSSS NIGHT VALE

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

          AHHHHH SOMEONE ELSE WHO I CAN FANBOY WITH

        pencilpeytie replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        YESSS ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

          epitomeofperfection replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          I like my coffe like I like my nights: dark, endless, and impossible to sleep through

          cocostar replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          ‘coffe’

          queendeansophieofwoodsbeyond replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          tea

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