everneveragathasophie

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    everneveragathasophie posted an update 1 month, 3 weeks ago

    SGE MEETING HARRY POTTER
    So in one of the question of the day’s, @/geek said “Hermione because I want to see her correct Sophie. It would be CHAOS”. So… that’s what I’m doing! Oh, and I put in something… interesting… at the end. Having to do with current events that some of us don’t like..
    Sophie: AGATHA LET’S GO!!!!!! I NEED TO GET MY NEW LIPSTICK!!!!
    Agatha: OK! Sheesh. Let’s go.
    *they go to the market*
    Hermione: Ron, we don’t need to buy a magical hat. We’re on the run from voldemort!
    Ron: Fine.
    Harry: Hide! There’s a girl over there who looks like she might be a death eater!
    *Sophie approaches them*
    *black outfit*
    *black high heel boots up to her knees*
    *temporary snake tattoo on her hand*
    *takes off sunglasses*
    Sophie: ***, I don’t eat death. I make it.
    *flips hair back*
    *walks back*
    *trips and falls on face*
    Ron: Well that’s not a death eater.
    Agatha: Uh, hi! Sorry about my sister there, she’s a little…
    Ron: Weird?
    Agatha: Yeah, I guess you could say that. I’m Agatha, the queen of this place. Who are you?
    Hermione: I’m Hermione. We’re on the run from Voldemort.
    Tedros: Volde-who?
    Ron+Harry+Hermione: Voldemort!
    Tedros: Ya, I’m gonna be honest here, I don’t know who the heck voldewart is, but–
    Agatha: You can stay with us!
    *smiles*
    Hermione: How do we know we can trust you?
    Ron: As long as they have chicken, I’m IN!
    *at the castle*
    Agatha: So how old are you guys?
    Hermione: 16. You are too, I presume?
    Tedros: Wut.
    Agatha: Yes, we’re also 16.
    *Hester walks in*
    Hester: WHO are these people?
    Hermione: I’m Hermione. Might I ask what kind of a creature you are?
    Hester: Excuse me?
    Hermione: You’re excused.
    *raises eyebrows*
    *grins*
    Hester: I- I- I don’t- uh- are- I- I, uh- I like this girl.
    Dot: Hi!!! I’m Dot! Nice to meet you!!
    Hermione: Hello! I’m Hermione. Anyways, we need to kill Volde–
    Guard: SOMEONE IS HERE TO SEE THE KING AND QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!
    Agatha: Please excuse us!
    Sophie: I’ll get it.
    *walks to the door*
    *opens it*
    Draco: ARE YOU THE QUEEN?!?!
    Sophie: Depends on the queen of what. If you mean evil, yes, that’s me.
    Draco: I’m asking for the queen of Camelot!
    Sophie: Well, I should be. Are you single?
    Draco: Excuse me? My father will hear about this!
    Sophie: *in sing songy voice* tattletale!
    Draco: Show me the queen!
    Sophie: ruuuude.
    *they go inside*
    Agatha: Hello, I–
    Tedros: ARE YOU GOING TO BOW?!?!?!
    Agatha: Tedros! Manners!
    Draco: You are the queen, correct?
    Agatha: Who’s asking?
    Draco: ME!!
    Hester: Listen, you have two choices. 1: Get your b.utt out of here and never come back. 2: Die at the hands of me and my demon.
    Draco: Excuse me! How dare you talk to a pure blood like that!
    Hester: And how dare you talk to the officially awarded killer of the year.
    Draco: *whimpering* I wanted that award.
    Hester: Well ya didn’t get it.
    Agatha: Anyways, what would you like to speak to me about?
    Draco: You need to kill voldemort!!
    Hermione: Draco, we really don’t trust you, so I prefer that–
    Sophie: HANDS OFF MY MAN!
    Hermione: I wasn’t– I– You two are dating?
    Draco and Hort: NO!
    Sophie at the same time: YES!
    Tedros: IS SOMEONE GOING TO TELL ME WHO F.RICKIN VOLDEMORT IS!
    *Hermione launches into 3 hour explanation*
    Kiko: He sounds scary!
    Hester: Well that *****.
    Sophie: Well me and Hester are the scariest people in here so I bet this volde guy would–
    Hermione: Hester and I.
    Sophie: Excuse me? Did you just interrupt Sophie of woods beyond?!
    Hermione: You made a simple grammar mistake–
    Sophie: SOPHIE OF WOODS BEYOND DOES NOT MAKE MISTAKES!!!!!
    Hermione: Well you just did.
    Sophie: I’m coming for you. I’m COMING for you!!!!!!
    (Senorita was on so I guess that’s where that line came from!)
    Hermione: *rolls eyes*
    Sophie:
    Hermione:
    Sophie: *roars*
    *jumps at Hermione*
    Agatha: Sophie, no! *grabs Sophie’s silk dress*
    *dress tears*
    Sophie: *face gets scrunched up* *Makes this face*
    *opens mouth*
    *earth shattering scream comes out*
    *every window shatters*
    *birds die*
    *trees fall over*
    *everyone faints except for Hermione*
    *scream is heard everywhere across the universe*
    *stops screaming*
    Hermione: Done with your tantrum? Need your pacifier now?
    Sophie: *throws punch*
    *Hermione ducks*
    *Sophie hits wall*
    Sophie: OWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hermione: Shouldn’t have punched me. *shrugs*
    Sophie: Humph! *walks over to Draco*
    *shakes him violently*
    Sophie: OMG ARE YOU OK!!!!!!
    Draco *wakes up* GET OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flicks Sophie’s hand off his shoulder* I WILL NEVER DATE YOU SO BACK OFF!
    Sophie: *eyes turn cloudy* *whispers* Nobody denies me.
    Draco: What?
    Sophie: *louder* Nobody denies me. *louder* Nobody denies me. Nobody denies me. NOBODY DENIES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *runs out the door onto the road*
    Sophie: I HOPE VOLDEMORT KILLS YOU ALL!!! You had the chance to be with a goddess. And you denied it. Watch out, uh… D-d-Darco?
    Agatha: It’s Draco.
    Sophie: Watch out Draco! Watch out. You DON’T want to mess with me.
    *grins*
    Agatha: You really don’t.
    Sophie: You had your chance, and you blew it. Get ready to feel my wrath. *leans forward* I’m the Queen on Evil. *transforms into sleek black outfit* Nobody can defeat me.
    Hermione: What was that?
    Sophie: NOBODY!!!! *smiles widely*
    Hermione: Did you say nobody? Because I think, that–
    Sophie: What’s that sound?
    Hermione: The person who will defeat you.
    Sophie: NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME! You can try, but you will fai–
    *car runs her over*
    Agatha: SOPHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hermione: Looks like someone just did. *smirks*
    Sophie: I’m. O. Kay. I. Think.
    *The next day*
    Guard: SOMEONE HAS COME TO SEE THE QUEEN!!!!
    Sophie: I’ll get it.
    *Door opens*
    *Voldemort walks in*
    Voldemort: Show me Harry Potter and I won’t kill you.
    Sophie: *does the one eyebrow raise face thingy* WHO ARE YOU. Looks like someone forgot to exfoliate! And looks like you tried to shave your head like Dwayne Johnson. Well, spoiler alert: You don’t look like him! Whoo! It’s a WORKOUT just to look at your face! They at LEAST gave you a refund for the plastic surgery on your face, right? Um, did you sleep 10 hours? I can tell you didn’t, your eyes are red. Maybe you should fix that. Did you talk to the dentist about your teeth? Ew, you need to cut your nails! Also, that dress is SO unfashionable. Maybe next time you want to go clothes shopping somewhere else? Also, please get a spray tan, you really need it–
    Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!
    Sophie: *opens mouth* *moves hands* *makes puzzled face* *struggles for words* Do you speak english? I don’t know what that was, but… Okay? Is that french or something? Maybe Italian.
    Voldemort: WHY DIDN’T YOU DIE!!!!!
    Sophie: Ohhhhh you do speak english!! Why didn’t I die? Yeah, I’m actually surprised too. I thought your u.gliness would’ve killed me by now!!
    Voldemort: I don’t know who you are, and I don’t care.
    Sophie: You don’t know who I am? Seriously? Let me guess; You don’t know who Billie Eilish is either. Or Justin Beiber.
    Voldemort: Who are you talking about?
    Sophie: You-you-your serious?! Your actually serious!
    *Voldemort goes inside*
    Voldemort: Harry Potter. I’ve found you at last.
    Hester: *scratches head* *pokes Voldemort* *squints* What are you?
    Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA!!
    Agatha: Is that spanish?
    Voldemort: What is going on?! Why won’t you die?!
    Sophie: Uh… why would we?
    Hermione: He did a killing spell on you. The quadratic equation doesn’t make sense as the only possible way to survive it is to have blood from Voldemort himself, which only Harry has, so it physically impossible in scientific reasoning to–
    Sophie: SHUT UP!
    Hermione: *sniffles* Okay.
    Voldemort: asalekesidiscentisomos!
    *Nagini comes out*
    Sophie: *rolls eyes* Uch. Your so weird. Get that s.tupid snake out of here!
    *Agatha banishes Voldemort from Camelot*
    Tedros: Hey! I wanted to do that!
    *Agatha rolls eyes*
    *next day*
    *Sophie comes downstairs*
    Agatha: Uh… Sophie… why aren’t you dressed?! You’ve been up there for 2 hours. And… you look different.
    Sophie: sksksksksksksksk
    Agatha: sksksk-ing… long t-shirt that’s apparently not a pajama shirt… birkenstocks…
    Sophie: *flips back ponytail*
    Agatha: scrunchie with ponytail…
    Sophie: *takes a sip of water*
    Agatha: And…
    *stares at water bottle*
    Agatha: Hydro flask?! *takes a step back* *le gasp* You’re…
    Sophie: *fiddles with shell necklace*
    Agatha: A VSCO GIRL?!?!?!
    *screams as loud as humanly possible*
    Hermione: *walks in* And Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse.
    *smirks*

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        geek replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        Hilarious 😀

        sure replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        OMG, LOVE IT!!!!!! LOL! Thanks for taggling me.

        sapphy replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        I feel like Ron would start singing Senorita and then Hester and Draco just look at each other like :I

          everneveragathasophie replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          Omg! I wish I added that! @sure, sure lol

        thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        LIA THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE IT YOU PEGGED THEM A PERFECTLY

        hestergirl09090 replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        OMG I HAVENT BEEN ACTIVE IN SO LONG I MISSED YOU LIA!!!!!!!!!!!

        hestergirl09090 replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        HGLSDJFLSDFJSDLKFJSDKLFJSDFJ DSLFK THIS IS SO GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD

        raynaevil809 replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOO GOD OMG OMG I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (btw Sophie, DRaco’s MY man, hands off!)

          everneveragathasophie replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          OMG @RAYNAEVIL809 I LOVE DRACO TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
          OMG I MISSED YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVENT BEEN ACTIVE IN SO LONG TOO
          THANKS GUYS!!

          raynaevil809 replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

          i misses these hilarious skits! @everneveragathasophie, i really missed talking with you….. and you love Draco too?!

        feliskathecloaked replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago

        “ *Sophie approaches them*
        *black outfit*
        *black high heel boots up to her knees*
        *temporary snake tattoo on her hand*
        *takes off sunglasses*
        Sophie: ***, I don’t eat death. I make it.
        *flips hair back*”

        DUDE I DIED😂😂😂 loved this!

        lovergirl replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        😂😂😂😂THIS WAS AWESOME I’M FAVORITING

        crazycatlady101 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        OMG!! So funny pls th me!😂😂😂😂😂

          everneveragathasophie replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          yay ok!! thanks guys, you made my day. @raynaevil809 yes I do!!! yes I missed talking with you too!!!!!!!

        laraofthewoodsbeyond replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        Omg I loved that ❤️

        raynaevil809 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        can you please make a sequel?!

          everneveragathasophie replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          sure!

        princesspinky22 replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        lol I love this, Lia!

          everneveragathasophie replied 1 month ago

          Thank you!!!

        hestergirl09090 replied 1 month ago

        EEEEEEEEEEE LIA!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

          everneveragathasophie replied 3 weeks, 5 days ago

          Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Merry Christmas!

        hestergirl09090 replied 3 weeks, 5 days ago

        Omg you’re actually active

          everneveragathasophie replied 3 weeks, 3 days ago

          ya!!!

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