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I have just fallen in love with Artemis Fowl.
I have fallen in love with Ferdia Shaw like OMG HE IS LEGIT SOOO CUTEEEE AND LIKE THE IRISH ACCENT JUST LIKE YASSSSS
ARTEMIS IS MINEEE HE WAS MINE SINCE 6TH GRADE (the book version is mine. you can have the movie one)
not in the movie. but there was this on pic i have saved on my phone where he looks so cuteee. i drew hearts on the screenshot hehe
KAHDSGHJ have you read the books? (the only reason I’ve been in love with artemis for 2 years is because he’s EVILL.) I HATED THE MOVIE
I only watched the movie cuz of Ferdia lol and ik I love him cause he is evil and selfish!
ferida Shaw looked like he swaggered out of Spy Kids. i like Arty bc he was evil and geniussss. Also, in the movie Artemis was smarter than his father. gimme a sec
ya better watch the whole thing. And yes I was in loovveeeee with ferida. Until i saw the movie.
Ok this dude is just a hater and he has no life and I could criticize him for a variety of reasons so he should shut up and um yeah. It wasn’t absolutely terrible. But they should make a 2nd one a stick to the books.
Yeah but i think it would be better with different actors. they ruined Holly and Root’s father- daughter relationship and messed up much of the appearances. they also took away Arty’s mother, who was his motivation and drive. Like Holly is not a 14 year old with light skin. And the points he made were valid
Ok so definitely keep Ferdia. He is my lifeeee
Yeah, and Opal was supposed to be beautiful
And Artemis does need his mother (how dare you call him Arty, that ruins the beautiful name of Artemis)
Commander Root was supposed to be a HE
I’m pretty sure that Butler was not supposed to be black cause Julia (I think that her name lol I forget) has…[Read more]
Juliet and Butler were supposed to be Japanese- European. The fact that Butler died and came back to life doesn’t make you feel empathetic for him. Like i was watching it with a straight face. And Butler’s name wasn’;t supposed to be revealed until the third book, where Butler himself thought he was about to die. What he told Arty were supposed to…[Read more]
Yes but Artemis is such a beautiful name and Eoin and his mom ruined itttt like whyyyy
And I agree, I was so confused when they said that Butler would react badly by being called Butler. That is something they for sure should have kept similar to the book. Also, Foaly is not how I pictured him at all lol. I pictured a dude with a scruffy beard and…[Read more]
also Artemis didn’t display a bit of intelligence in the movie. his acting was like a rock
Excuse me his acting was perfect they just didn’t write it correctly. Ferdia has lovely acting skills!
okay but when he found out his father was kidnapped he was just like, “oh no. lesgo save him.” he wan’t able to show emotion properly and he wasn’t even SMART
IKR IT WAS AWFUL. And he didn’t have any of his quick lip, or sarcastic remarks
The movie and the book are completely different, like there are hardly any similarities, that’s was kinda random but oh well. Anyway ye, Ferdia shaw is kinda cute, dont worry you can have him. Whens the wedding?
doesn’t even know who Artemis Fowl and/or Ferdia Shaw is
LOOK UP FERDIA SHAW HE IS SOOO CUTE LOL AND READ ARTEMIS FOWL IT’S GREAT
*hyperventilates* I SAID I HAD A CRUSH ON FERDIA SHAW. IMMA KILL YOU. *feels guilty because I have a boyfriend*
AHHHHHHH Adrienne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FERDIA IS ONE OF MY CELEB CRUSHES!!!!!!!!!! (its not saying anything since I have like 7) but he’s so adorable!!!!!!!! the accent is the best!!!!
THANK YOU LIKE OMGGGGG AND HIS HAIR IS SO PERFECT AND HIS EYES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND THAT ACCENTTTTT!!!!
actually the accent is cute at the same time as annoying. Hmmmm, I would choose my bf over him but I will still kill you because I bagsed him first. Like the second the trailer came out.
Yes omg!!!!!!!!1 Those eyes!!!!!! the accent is what gets me tho!!!
(Autumn could you check ur mentions?)
The accent is a very important factor, but like in the movie, his eyes are soooo much more vivid and like ♡♡ and omg I watched him on YouTube and he is so adorably awkward sometimes!!!!!!
TWILIGHT HE IS SOOO MUCH CUTER THAN ANY OTHER BOY YOU CAN THINK OF
me: *just here only having a crush on Tom Holland, Fitz Vacker, and Keefe Sencen*
MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS RAISING BUT AT LEAST AUTUMN AND I CAN SHARE FERDIA WITHOUT U 2 IN THE WAY
Ok twilight captain America is so much cuter than spider man….
nuuuuuu Spiderman is AWESOME
STILL TWILIGHT D’ARVIT (excuse my language) WHAT DO YOU NOT SEE IN FERDIA
ferdia shaw’s NOT EVEN THAT CUTE!!!!!! (i mean he’s FINE, but still)
Keefe and Fitz are from kotlc, and I ship myself with both of them-
Ok I gotta do laundry and take a shower now but YOU AND I WILL HAVE WORDS
my celebrity crushes: Ferdia Shaw and Tom Holland. (I think I have a type too)
my celeb crushes:
Keefe Sencen and Fitz Vacker (YES THEY ARE CELEBS THEY ARE THAT AMAZING-)
but like FERDIA SHAW IS MINE. NONE OF YOU CAN STEAL THE DOCS I KEEP ON HIMMMMMMMM
this is totally off topic and about kotlc, but idc-
Lady Gisela is SUCH A PSYCHOPATH CREEPO SHE NEEDS TO *someone clamps their hand over my mouth*
my voice, muffled: well she DESERVES it for ruining Keefe’s life-
Ok. I am tireddddd thanks to consecutive days of soccerrrrr so imma go to bed now but NO THIS CONVO IS SO NOT OVER BECAUSE FERDIA SHAW IS SUPREME AND I WILL DREAM ABOUT HIM-
anyways, g’night y’all, and may ferdia haunt your dreams ♡
*shrug* eh, neither of them are for me- but my personal opinion anyway
AND ADRIENNE NUUUUUU FITZ AND KEEFE WILL REIGN SUPREMEEEEEE
*glare* WE WILL CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION LATER-
so I think I’m being annoying but that’s not the point, back to kotlc- LADY GISELA IS SUCH A CREEP seriously like this song is LITERALLY her-
(but like she’s wayyyyy more creepay)
yeah *shudder* she’s done a LOT of things, but it would take forever to list them all
idk why i said it though, haha
but on a HAPPIER note this is sweet-
and this was just a video right now, I’m completely 50/50 between Fitz+Sophie and Keefe+Sophie, so… yes I am a kotlc nerd (i’m not the youtube user though)
shoot I think my comment was deleted. Anyways my crushes are Tom Holland and Ferdia Shaw. I know you guys are thinking how can I have a crush when I already have a boyfriend? Well, we both have celebrity crushes. He likes Selena Gomez and I like Tom and Ferdia. I would kill anyone that tried taking Caden from me though.
I’ll have either Feria or Tom. *hopes I haven’t started a fighting-over-Tom-Holland argument in my activity*
I’d pick Tom Holland over Ferdia Shaw any day- *me chillin here with Joshua Basset while y’all fight over Tom Holland* *realizes that Tom Holland and Joshua Basset look alike* *realizes that that’s why I have a crush on both of them* me respecting that and getting tired of using strikeout
Wow what monster have I created…. this has 99 comments XD BUT ANYWAYS FERDIA IS OPPO MUCH BETTER THAN TOM
Oh god-*starts thinking about Nash for the zillionth time today*
My heart aches for Tom Holland. Lol jk, I have a boyfriend but I guess it’d be cool if I could date him.
Omg I just remembered
We were talking about apocalypse in science today and who we would bring and someone said Tom Holland and I died
Because Tom Holland is the 2nd cutest person on earth 1st being my crush irl
GUYS I AM SCARED I THINK I JUST SAW MY AVATAR BLINK!!! HELP ME OMG IT DID IT AGAIN I AM SCAREDDDDD
There’s been a conspiracy theory going around for years now that they blink. A large number of old users support it, myself included.
whelp this will be fun for spoes to see XD
Hmmmm….. *my indecisiveness taking over* btw what should I call you? you can call me Em/Emmy or Cora 🙂
I’m Adrienne, but you can call me Adri for short. Hi Em! Hm, AN EVEN MORE CONPROMISE, PROJECT C!! C FOR CHICKEN!!!
*hoping comment tags work and not knowing if you’re active since I don’t know what time it is in the UK*
We need your help with a certain Project C.
First of all-
What are your feelings on Tedros as king?
shall I go recruiting peeps? or shall they find their way here to project c?
for the hundredth time, comment tags don’t work. and I despise Tedros as a person. so does cc.
I have to do some schoolwork, but if you wanna recuit people, please do! And if any spoes find their way here, we must recruit!
*I smirk and snap my fingers, creating a cool secret hideout with large computer monitors and top-of-the-line communication systems*
SOMETIMES COMMENT TAGS WORK! oops caps oh well
Okay. Will you guys join Project C? We are starting an uprising against Tedros as king!
Omg, can’t believe I didn’t see this sooner. I have mixed emotions in him, he’s honestly a bit of a pr*ck who probably won’t be a great king but at the same time Agatha could help him become better. I don’t know tho, if you’re uprising against him I’ll definitely join/help tho. Also comment tags don’t work for me
YESSSS OKAY HOW MANY RECRUITEES DO WE HAVE NOW
alright y’all. As you may know, Em and I are the organizers of an uprising against Tedros as king! So, question, who do you think would make a better ruler? Or perhaps a democracy would be better?
so basically I killed Tedros, walked up to Adri with hands stained with bloods, we started make speeches about how Tedros is the worst, started this uprising, and it is now called project C! So what are you thoughts about this annoying piece or r.ubbish? *holds out microphone*
Wait, which country are you in? Obviously not America like me XD It’s lunchtime here!
hello, please don’t tell me the uprising died *coughjustlikeTedroscough* already??!
NO TEDROS IS AMAZING WHY U BULLY HIM DIE UPRISING DIEEEEEE
NO WHY DO YOU HATE HIM
IF YOU HATE HIM THEN DO YOU LIKE POORLY-DEVELOPED MARY SUES? BECAUSE TEDROS IS THE OPPOSITE
WELL FIRST OF ALL HE’S VERY ANNOYING, LIKE HIS PRESENCE IS FRUSTRATING. THEN HE IS NOT SMART, LIKE BRO THE ANSWER IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!! AND HE KEEPS BRINGING HIS PERSONAL ISSUES UP, EVEN THOUGH THE WHOLE WORLD IS IN DANGER, (IF YOU KNOW ATLA HE’S BASICALLY KATARA) LIKE WOAH THE WHOLE WORLDS I S ENDING, LEMME TELL EVERYONE ABOUT HOW MY DAD…[Read more]
Do you expect all of the characters to be so smart? Tedros is realistic, and a lot of characters are based on if they’re good or not with their traits, when it should really be their character arc, and Tedros’ character arc is one of the biggest ones in the series.
YAYYY I’M AT 1,000 POINTSS
NOOOOO STOP STOP STOPPITY STOOOOP.
OR I WILL GO STAB STAB STABBITY STAB.
*seeths and draws out dagger, pounces on you and stabs you in the stomach*
Thank you! And you know the reason that I am not throwing a party…… *scared emoji*
Why thank you, fellow spoes! I really would throw a party, but…. I think we all know why I’m not….. *coughcocoandthenotifscoughcough*
*looks innocent* what on Earth are you talking about? And maybe you should take a cough drop
*eye twitches furiously* and perhaps you should find better taste in music!
*composes myself* *smiles*
I have no idea what you’re talking about. When have we ever discussed music? *Eye ticks*
*eye twitches even more furiously* Oh, you know EXACTLY what I’m talking about…..
I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IN ANY WAY. Why, I am SUUUURREEE that must be a typo.
*turns to Coco* when you said ‘responsible,’ I think you meant ‘innocent’
*turns to Dov*
And when you said ‘I like Taylor swift,’ I’m sure you meant ‘Taylor Swift is terrible.’
Adri, looks like your cat jumped on your keyboard. Why else would you have typed up insults against Taylor?
Gosh, it really does look like my cat is out for Taylor swift….. I guess I unknowingly trained her that way. Good kitty!
*le gasp* I am SURRRREE that you meant to say that I was completely innocent.
Now I do hate to attack but *I throw Bouncy Bongos at Dov’s head and Banana Bombs*
I’m thinking *I nudge you and gesture wildly* Noa 11,000 points party
Name: Eliza Elder
Henchman/Pet: Frog named Shirley/Gus
Appearance: long, straight red hair, freckles, deep-set green eyes, greek nose, tall and willowy, very pale, high forehead.
Strengths: Bold, not afraid to speak her mind, has powerful nature and plant magic, can control wind.
Weaknesses: Is severely allergic to parsley, gets…[Read more]
WAIT – Are you just telling this to us for reference, or just a reminder?
*gasp* she reminds me of Lily Colins for some reason
I don’t think comment tags work, but @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I forgot to tag you, sorry!
See my comment above XD
and omg- XDD sry guys, it’s 28 s’s, haha
May I please have the attention of all Evers and Nevers!
Hi! I’m a second year Ever named Adrienne, but feel free to call me Adri, Rienne, or Riri (as one of my close site friends, Vee, calls me).
I’ve been writing a fanfic/RP (which currently has no name, so feel free to shout out suggestions) and have been posting it on the Level 0 f…[Read more]
I just read the rest of your chapters and it’s amazing!!! I love it! Can you tag me?
Also, I’ve posted up to um like the 13th chapter or so, so check “My Favorites” for the rest!! 🙂
AHHH!!!! YAY!! more chapters! these were so great, i cant wait for more!!! keep tagging!
~Chapter 13 of The Call of the Crystal~ (thank my amazing taggers for voting!!)
I was terribly excited today — Princess Uma had told us yesterday that today we would be assigned our pets! Evil called them henchman, but that didn’t matter.
At lunch in the Clearing is when they would be assigned to us. Until then, I would feign ign…[Read more]
great writing. Estavanico is my favoriteee, lizards r so cool. great chapter, i cannot wait for more!
IKR like geckos are the BEST! Do you have a lizard irl?
Thank you btw!!!! 😀
no, the closest to a pet i had was a fish that lasted for about 2 years. i would be too scared of the lizard to get close to it, so idk how i’d take care of it, but they are SO cool tho 😳
Omg ur scared of it but you think they are cool XD that is the most ridiculous thing I have heard all day I’m like dying inside XDDDDDDDD
loll glad that made u laugh inside. sadly im scared of most animals, including dogs and cats, but i reallyyyyy wanna get a dog (actually a monkey but i think I’d run away and it’ll have no one to take care of it 🙁 )
all my life, DONT JUDGE ME. and it’s literally lasted throughout my entire life, im even scared of swimming with fishies
*insert thumbs up sign here because I don’t have emojis because I’m on my laptop*
By the way, do you continue to get away with having your phone on in class?
Good for you! I’d feel bad if I did it but I also would never get away with it considering my class has less than 15 people in it (I’m in the honors class and people in our school are idiots) so they would notice real fast….
samee Adri half the kids in my class r stuck- up idiots. i dont mean to sound mean but almost everyone gets into honors
Legit no one in our school does, they are not smart. At all. Gosh that sounded terrible…. but it’s true XD
my hand hurts so bad I’m almost done writing the RP. Just the funeral and the epilogue to go….
OH NO I GAVE AWAY THAT SOMEONE DIES
Hm. Perhaps it is good for you to wonder….
I like killing people though.
It’s fun to make them sad. And it’s also fun to just write the killing part….
Omg lol you would never guess that I’m an ever XD
lol, but same! I kill people, then bring them back, then kill them! (Ever4Ever!)
oh come on, switch to the dark side already. you’re literally Nevers disguised as Evers
No, not really. Sometimes my 15% evil comes out. And I like to kill people. But killing is fun even for Evers XD
Everyone on the site I a nerd, and I feel so at home
But yeah, I also in honors, but some of them have 10 other kids, and some of them 2 others.
I can only be on my phone in the 10 other one, obviously. Just sit in the back right, do your work well, don’t be distracting, and ask the occasional question, and you’re gold
Same I am such a nerd T-T but I sit in the back left…. does it matter the same? XD
Back right is where the window is, lol, so when I’m hyperventilating, I stick my head out of it, and take off my mask
Omg I am seriously dying inside XDDDD are you on the second floor or the first?!?
Oh wow our school only has 2 floors but it’s rlly small lol
I would laugh so hard if you fell out the window.
Wow. Thanks. Would you at least bring flowers to my funeral? I prefer purple
I will not bring flowers. I will sing a ballad about Dora the Explorer and graffiti your coffin.
But also I am going to possibly throw your coffin in the river. I hope your family won’t mind.
Um yes but you see today I am tired. Tired = Never.
Or, if I was your math teacher, Not very Not tired = Not Never
However, going back to what you said about hyperventilating in the mask, Its terrible. The don’t let us take it off for even thirty seconds. No mask breaks. Half the time I’m literally going to pass out. Stupid Governor Wolfe….
idc… if you stalk me i will make the pushing-you-out-of-a-window-and-singing-dora-ballad-and-graffiting-coffin-and-throwing-body-in-river reality. BUT ORANGE SPRAY PAINT, NOT PURPLE.
But if you do something I don’t like, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU AND GRAFFITI YOUR COFFIN….. *gasp* ORANGGGGGGE
If you want to kill someone, go to my activity. Third post
OOOOOOOOOOhhhhh!!!!!!!! I think I know who will….
And lol, my school is meant to be one of the best in my area, and most people are super smart! But the last few days in Maths class (top one) my brain died! Although I get it, it’s just not….Easy!
There are only three other kids in Gifted class besides me. THREE. AND ALL OF THEM ARE BOYS SO I’M LONELYYYYY WHY CAN’T PEOPLE BE SMARTTTT SO I HAVE MORE PEOPLEEEEE
Ooh, that is sad, I’d hate that! I know how that feels in English though!
yes yes yesssss. I saw this soooo late but I love it!!! But Sprinkles tho-
OOOOOOOH AHHH!!! CRYSTAL!!!! I saw this rEaLlY late, but its still AMAZING!!! EEE
*feels happy because I just found out I got into honours and it’s rly hard to*
*is also scared because I have no friends at this new school except for my family friend and if we’re not in the same class I’ll
kill the principal cry*
hmmmmm, useful. (I said my age btw. No maths calculation needed)
okay sure. also, i might just stick to requesting a change in classes.
it seems this older soul with sage advice is not a very good influence.
what would you advise me to do if my friends weren’t in the same class as me?
Greetings, Evers and Nevers! Another chapter has come out!!! But, I need some help here- I need a name. I completely forgot XD so if you could shout out some suggestions, that would be GREAT! I was thinking something with “crystal”… Anyway, here’s the chapter! 😀
It was the night after Hollie assigned Roy and I to the…[Read more]
omg, i loveee this. the last sentence lol. i sent u a invite on hangouts btw, in case u thought it was a stanger, it’s me
yeah, no prob. oop i posted something fun about me in my activity, check it out if u wanna 🙂
umm…she hasn’t been active for the past 4 days, so im a bit worried
can i give u my email?? u can send me an invite, i dont think i can invite again 😕
Ok sure, I’ll tell u when to delete the comment or post or whatevee
awww so cute!! But I’m sad the chapters are finished. I love your writing by the way, it is sooooo good!
Ohh the chapters are not finished! Not by a long shot! What I meant by that is that I finished typing them up. Don’t worry y’all, there’s still plenty left!
YESSSSSSSS JACKIE AND ROY FOREVER!! SHE KISSED HIM ON THE CHEEK YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! I love this story. AMAZING CHAPTER!!!
Guys I just wanted you to know that you are the BEST.
Your comments literally make my day.
I smile every time I read them.
I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU GUYS <3
Hello Everyone/Neveryone! I’ve decided to post another skit again today, since it is already typed… you know me, I’m too lazy to type them up as I go. Anyhoo, onto tags (which I am proud to say that I remembered this time!!)
*Mr and Mrs. Malone come home*
Mr and Mrs. Malone: Kevin?
*comes in to see Jackie filming Kevin doing Renegade*
Mr and Mrs. Malone: I see that you’ve been getting along?
Clarence: *nod nod*
Jackie: *nod nod*
Did you understand the TV show reference? Kevin Malone? The Kool Aid Man? Crushing the turtle’s shell and killing it?
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL This was HILARIOUS
“whatever you do, dont let him play video games”
Kevin: *dies, throws rage, flips couch*
Hilarious!!! And even though I’ve never watched it, is it the ‘baby sitter club’ or something? I haven’t watched it though, and I have no idea what it’s about lol!
Skit (4): Babysitting – Part 3
*in the car*
Hollie: Mom, stop here!
*Hollie and Eliza get out*
Eliza: So who am I babysitting again?
Hollie: Sally Miller. She’s four, and her parents should be back around 2.
Eliza: Only three hours! Thank goodness!
Hollie: Remember, no feeding the kid from dog bowls, don’t ask her if she needs to use the lit…[Read more]
“yes but I WANT my WUNCH and what I WANT I GET!!!!”
this is so me. I don’t care what the time of the day is, if im hungry, im eating.
Happy Birthday! My brother has a birthday in August…
*Hollie’s mom pulls up*
Eliza: *Sprints into car*
Hollie: So how was it?
Eliza: GO, GO, GO!!!
Mrs. Clavette: ?
Well, tell your brother that a random person from a fandom website says happy birthday! And thank you so so much and I’m glad you liked it!!!
… a random person from a fandom website says happy birthday! …. SURE!🤣🤣