My Ranking Points
Sorry, no regular chapter today, but @sallysallysally gave me an idea to do interviews with my characters so I’ll be interviewing Ginger, Alicia, Midnight, and Gen.
For Alicia and Ginger, I will interview Alicia and Alicia will talk for Ginger.
HEAR WE GO!
Interview 1: Ginger and Alicia
Me: Hello, Alicia. How are you and Ginger today?
Alicia: I’m good. Ginger wants to say this is the stupidest question ever and wanted to ask if you’re sure you’re a Never.
Me: I’m sure, Ginger, It’s called being polite. Anyway, Ginger, your task was hurting Sophie-
Alicia: Hey, it’s Ginger. And, well, OBVIOUSLY I would hurt Sophie. She’s not a REAL Never. It should be Hester in first place. But carry on.
Me: Ok, and you had to kill Rapunzel.
Me: How did that feel?
Alicia: It made me feel really accomplished, you know, to beat a legend.
Me: Ok! Now Alicia, your question. Your task was to save Captain Hook. What was that like?
Alicia: Well, you learn growing up that Captain Hook is evil and ew, kill him, kill him, kill him. But when I realized what was going on between me and Ginger, it just felt, you know, wrong to hurt him. Like, those people have a life, two, you know?
Me: Yeah, I understand, being a villain myself and all. And both of you, what were your mothers like?
Alicia: Well, mine was waaaaaaay over protective and gets upset by the tiniest things. She’s crazy, you know, thinks people are breaking in just when they’re walking in their own houses. She isn’t allowed to dial 911 anymore because of it. Ginger’s mom was very sweet and mother-ly, so naturally, Ginger didn’t like her. And she was obsessed with grammar. Also she’s dead.
Me: Um, Ginger, would it surprise you if I told you, um, that Gen killed her.
Alicia: [this is Ginger speaking] WHAAAAAAAAT!!! I AM GOING TO GRAB THE LITTLE SQUIRT AND SHE’S GONNA PAY. OOOOH WHEN THAT LITTLE BOYFRIEND OF HERS FINDS OUT WELL THEN, HE’S GONNA HATE HER SOOOO MUCH BUT OBVIOUSLY THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE. THE GOOD ONLY KILL THEIR NEMESIS AND MOM WASN’T HER NEMESIS. I’M GONNA-
Me: (very rushed) well, that’s all the time we have with you two, bye, talk to you later!
Interview 2: Midnight
Me: Hey, MIdnight! Or do you like Evie…?
Midnight: Oh, either one, I don’t quite mind.
Me: Very reformed sounding!
Midnight: (laughing) yeah, my mom made sure of that.
Me: Ok, Midnight. Your task was to accept Evelyn Sader as in charge of girls. Was that easy?
Midnight: OMG yes! I almost thought there had to be some sort of catch! But no no no, all I had to do was say, ‘yay I like Dean Sader’. Wait… you know Jai, right?
Me: well, yes, I created her but I think I was the one asking the questio-
Midnight: (on her knees, begging me) Joan hasn’t finished his task yet! Please, let me take it!!! Then I can do it!!! Please, please, please?
Me: (now I’m the one laughing) No, sorry, Evie. It doesn’t work that way.
Midnight: I thought you were calling me Midnight…
Me: I thought you didn’t care…
Midnight: (pursing her lips) Ok, well then I care. Call me Midnight.
Me: Fine, fine. And on the subject of Joan, (batting my eyes) can you tell me more about him?
Midnight: (gushing) Ok, I know that Nevers aren’t supposed to find love. But… Joan is just PERFECT. Like I love him so much. And he smells like coconuts. And he wants to buy a dog. And dogs are soooo cute. I used to have a dog named Peanut, but then Peanut ate a peanut and didn’t die and Gen didn’t realize all dogs could eat peanuts so she thought he was immortal so she fed him chocolate and… (makes a dead symbol)
Me: Oh. That’s sad. RIP Peanut. But what don’t you like about Joan?
Midnight: Hmmm… well I got soooo mad when it turned out he hadn’t even told me his real name! Like I thought we were supposed to be… more than just pals!
Me: Well, I still need to interview Gen so-
Midnight: Oh, you should grab her. Ginger is trying to KILL her.
Me: Um I’m sure that’s not true.
Midnight: Um I’m sure your wrong.
Me: Ok, bye-bye, see you soon, grabbing Gen!
Interview 3: Gen
Gen: Thank you so much for getting me! I thought Ginger was gonna swallow me whole! Do you know why she was attacking me?
Me: About that… (suddenly really quiet) Imighthavetoldheryoukilled-yourmother.
Gen: what did you say?
Me: I might have told her what happened to your mom.
Gen: Oh. Well she would’ve found out anyway. Thanks for being honest!
Me: Heh, you’re welcome. Anyway, your task was choosing a black and sour outfit even though you are good. How was that?
Gen: Well, I won’t say it was fun, because that would be a lie. But it was for the greater good. And I know Ginger was laughing at me.
Me: She told me i asked the stupidest question ever.
Gen: Not to be nosy, but what was it?
Me: ‘How are you’?
Gen: (nodding) Yeah, she hates talking to people about feelings. She used to punch me for that….
Me: Oh. That’s…
Gen: I don’t need sympathy. I should respect her wishes.
Me: Anyway, uh… (fidgeting) what’s… um… your favorite food?
Gen: Are you stalling? Well, I do like Mac and Chez, as I call it, but I’m not a picky eater. I’ll have whatever.
Me: No no not at all! *totally stalling* Anyway, do you like pink or purple better?
Gen: ooh, good question but I still think your stalling. Tee hee! Anyway, I like magenta! Combo deal!
Me: (checks watch) Yes! Finally!
Me: Ok, Gen, that’s all the time we got. Bye!