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Part Two: Into the Forest
PART 2/5 ~ RECAP
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In the previous section, the five lovelies start their beginnings. Jaya throws a pinecone at Caleb’s head to get his attention and challenges him to a duel with her new friends when the Deans call them to their office. In the office, they inform the students about their very early quest despite…[Read more]
~ C/J ~
“One day, I’m going to create a spell that banishes all the mosquitos to h*ll! I swear!” Jaya cursed as she itched her already-red ankles.
“I think the mosquitos are doing us a great favor if I have to see you going through that,” Caleb said as he smirked.
Lici plucked a flower from a bush. “So, where are we even going? Is it just straight to Camelot?”
~ C/J ~
“I still think the spell would be easier,” Jaya muttered.
“Oh, look at Jaya being a hypocrite,” Caleb yawned.
“A hypocrite? How?”
“A mosquito complaining about what other mosquitos do when she’s doing it herself.”
That took a moment for Jaya to process.
“You really went there, huh, Kale Sandwich?” she murmured.
Adan silently agreed with Jaya as he sIapped at his arms and legs. How were there already red, itchy bumps? He’d been outside for maybe ten minutes!
(FOUR HOURS, ACTUALLY, I FORGOT TO MENTION LOL SO IT’S MORNING 7:00)
“Yes, Lici, this pathway leads straight to Camelot,” Caleb told her, tilting his head to the side as he studied her. “It’s a shortcut, you could say, but the difference between this pathway and the longer pathway is that this area is much, much more dangero…[Read more]
“Sounds interesting. Maybe the witch will give us some food.” Lici yawned, stretching out her shoulders, only slightly tired.
“Or maybe we’ll be the food,” Jaya grumbled.
“You mean, you’ll be the food?” Caleb suggested, “Pretty sure witches eat mosquitos.”
That one got him a glare.
“At least someone’s smart,” Caleb smirked, winking at Nim.
“I’m smart too, thanks for the compliment.”
Caleb thought about it for a second. “But mosquitos have small heads right?”
“See, if you were a little bit smarter, you’d be dumb enough to understand.”
Jaya blinked. “I don’t get it.”
It took a moment before the thought hit Jaya. “Oh. Oh. Bravo, you idiot, way to make the cringiest daddy jokes.”
“It’d make sense, I mean, that is my name after all?”
Akira shrieked as a mosquito landed on her forearm, stumbling forward and nearly toppling into Lici.
“Ah!” Licia yelled in surprise, trying to grab Akira to steady her but falling back herself towards Jaya and Caleb.
(Is Kae the new OC? INTRODUCE HIM SOONNNNN. Btw, im still in school so if I dont respond thats why✌️)
“Let’s take a small break, we’ve been walking and running for four hours straight,” Caleb suggested, taking out his waterbottle.
“For the second time in my life, I agree with Kale Sandwich,” Jaya wheezed, slapping another mosquito. “What I…[Read more]
“YEAH ELSREN!” Jaya cheered, as she sat atop one of the branches.
“So, I guess we have to hunt stuff for breakfast?” Caleb asked.
Jaya shook her head. “No, no need for that…I think we can use some magic! That’s why I bought the textbook!”
Jaya snapped her fingers, making her bag appear in midair. It flopped on her lap and she took out…[Read more]
“READ THE TEXTBOOK AND FIND THE SPELL,” Jaya called down, tossing the heavy textbook in the air and looking away right when it seemed that it would land on Sandar’s head.
That’s her revenge.
“Did none of you actually pack food?” Lici made a face at them, pulling out a container of rice.
“I did, but would it be enough for four days?” Caleb asked.
“I mean, who needs to pack when you can make whatever you want using some spells?” Jaya asked, climbing down the tree and peering over Sandar’s shoulders, which was practically impossible because of his height. “Did you find the food spell yet?”
Caleb, meanwhile sat comfortably…[Read more]
(H-ELL YESSSSSS LOVE IT)
“If those two can figure out a spell and Nim can do what she does best, we should be set.” Lici shrugged, eating more rice and very slightly leaning towards Caleb.
(OMG, BLONDIE I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE CALEB TRIES TO KILL LICI—AND WAIT FOR IT—because he usually kills the people he dates and he’s only killed one person in his history so he tends not to date/love but yeah)
Caleb examined Lici closely from the corner of his eyes. He watched her eyes flicking around the area to study everyone, and it was…[Read more]
(KSDJFHTYRUIEKDJHFGF YES PLS OMFGGGG i would actually like-)
“I hope.” Lici made faces at the group. “Unless someone, besides me of course, decides to hog the food.”
“I HAVE FOOD,” Elsren yelled. “But it’s just chocolate, and it’s mine.”
When Jaya heard chocolate, she popped her head up, nearly slamming Sandar in the face.
Smiling, Jaya cornered Elsren. “Wow! You have chocolate! Say, Elsren, remember the times when we’d spy on boys from the bathroom? Only you and I know how fun it is. We’re buddy-buddies aren’t we, honey? So why don’t you share some of that chocolate…”
(CALEB IS GONNA MAKE ME MELT JESUSSSSS)
Lici steadied herself, side-eying him. “Could be anyone, really.” She bit her lip, turning slowly to ice him/ “Better not be you.”
Caleb tilted his head, studying her eyes. “And if it is?”
Right when he was about to slightly close in the distance, even more, he heard a war cry. Caleb jumped, looking off in time to see Jaya chasing Elsren. “What the he’ll…”
(i’m vv sorry about my horrific typing i cannot on my phone)
“Carajo fue eso?” Lici made a face, peering around Caleb to see Jaya practically hunting down Elsren.
“Un idiota estúpido que haría cualquier cosa por el chocolate. Ese tonto.,” Caleb murmered, standing up with a sigh.
“I assume so,” Elsren said, popping in for a quick second before continuing to run from Jaya.
Caleb sent him a wink and Jaya glared. “I’m not done yet—”
She grabbed Caleb’s ankles and pulled–hard–making him crash into Lici as they both fell to the floor with Caleb landing on top.
Jaya gawked. “Woah! Get some popcorn, people!”
“Oh. Hola.” Lici blinked, fighting down redness in her face, looking up at Caleb.
“Oh, uh,” Caleb slowly got off of her, “Sorry about that. I’ll just say that Jaya better get the f*ck away before I stand because I sense something terrible that’s about to happen—”
“—but anyway, I must say, that position was quite comfortable.” Caleb winked at Lici.
(AHHH IM HEREEEEE)
Lici coughed, standing up and brushing herself off. “Sin desacuerdo.” She mumbled.
(BLONDIE, YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS NEXT RIGHT, GET READY FOR THE TIME SKIP)
Caleb smiled, laughing it off.
~ TIME SKIP ~
Info: It’s now midnight, 12 AM. These fellows get ready to sleep
— — — — — —
“I think this is a nice camping spot! Not a bad choice, Caleb,” Jaya complimented, grinning.
Caleb blink. “Was that a compliment?”
Jaya snapped out of it, cheeks turning red. “Oh, right, uh. I’m too lazy to think of one so maybe I’ll insult…[Read more]
“Just put me in a tent. I’m tired,” Lici yawned, stretching and rubbing her eyes.
(WHAT GINNY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GINNY ILL MISS YOU!!!!!!!! Are you sure you don’t wanna contact/email me in any way?)
(Welp, Jaya’s single again :D)
“You know what? I’m going to sleep on my own tent, all alone.” Jaya grumbled.
“There wouldn’t be enough room, Jay,” Caleb said, crossing his arms.
Lici snorted, slapping a hand to her mouth. “Don’t be mean,” She elbowed Caleb in the side before heading into a tent.
(SORRY I WASNT THERE, I HAVE A LOT OF HOMEWORK TODAY SO WE’LL RP TOMORROW IF YALL WANT)
(Has this RP been abandoned or is it still going?)
“Well,” Jaya said, bored, “If I rip the tent, I can just grab your’s. Then we’ll both be tentless.”
With that she turned on her heels and left to sleep in her own tent.
“Or we could just not rip tents?” Lici yelled from inside, rolling out her sleeping bag.
“Sorry guys,” Jaya sighed dramatically, “Caleb says that I’ll rip the tent—”
“She really will. She’s the type of person who’d move so much in her sleep that in the morning she’ll look dangerous. I came to check on her one day and I actually thought that there was a dead body on the bed.” Caleb said.
“You know what? I’ll just sleep up in the…[Read more]
“Have fun in your tree, chic.” Lici called, looking around for a her blanket.
the true spoe queen is the one who notices this first.
the rest are just fake.
@ginnypotter12 WHO IS RHO? AND IF YOU CAN, please send me the link to the google doc/story because I wanna read it!!!
She was a special creature-turned vampire for an argument daughter of Queen of Hearts sadistic crazy lady, to put it simply.
I dont think you guys will let me and neither do I think it’s active, but I wish to join :(((
Yeeep! Rho was a really amazing character that Ginny created who was one of the most extreme Nevers in the RP. To sum it up, Rho’s pretty much a genius with math and science and has a really dark, scary personality. She’s terrible with social things and doesn’t really like people so she devotes most of her time to sewing things and making lipstick…[Read more]
im so excited to read this lol 😀
omg maybe you should post the chapters on like Wattpad or something, you’d get more views and stuff but ur choice
I’m also super biased cause yknow
But yeah Rho is awesome
I bet all the characters are awesome :D. WHen do you think yall are gonna do a big RP like this again?
I swear Niobe is the only one who isn’t afraid of her but to be fair Niobe is very…Heidi Klum but evil.
Okay though the adult doc writing scene with the Niobe and Rho and pain tang
Part One: Their Lovely Beginnings
READ BEFORE STARTING:
Here is some info you should know: Blondie and I are splitting this plot into FIVE DIFFERENT PARTS. Each part has about 100-200 comments, and after we hit the max number of comments, we go to the next part. Blondie and I already have all the parts planned out, now we just have…[Read more]
(also third person or first person????)
Eeee so excited! *Comments for notifs since I still need to make my OCs*
The problem with pinecones is that they’re never a good enough tool to whack someone in the head. Right now, all I had in hand was a measly little pinecone, and the only person in my view on aim was Caleb.
Little b*tch thinks he can ignore me. Ha.
I aim my pinecone at the back of his head, lean down and narrow my eyes, focusing…[Read more]
Licia uncrossed her legs in the grass, taking a gulp or her smoothie. “Pinecones don’t make the best projectiles!” She called to Jaya, twisting a piece of grass around her finger.
I looked over at the girl who’d just shouted that and gave out a disheartening sigh.
“Oh I know, I’d chuck a whole fricking rock at his dumb-a*s head but I guess the b*stard needs to live.” I looked over at the Latina and winked. Jesus, she looked precious. Everyone at this d*mn school does, except me. Fate really hated me, huh? “I…[Read more]
I looked at the two girls who, out of nowhere, started talking to me. Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh, am I making friends? I mean, usually, in the school for Evil, whenever I try making small talks, people shoot me the stink-eye and call me an “evergirl-wannabe” but these people were just…
D*mn, it feels good to be treated properly.
Licia tilted her head, crossing her arms over her chest. “Still, wouldn’t the pinecone be off-balance? The shape is just too…” She gestured with her hands, before turning and raising an eyebrow at Pinhead Boy.
I thought about it for a moment, then shrugged. “That’s a normal pinecone. But with a little bit of magic…? Imagine all the trouble we’d get in…holy snakes, I’m living for it—”
(**** guys, I gtg. I think I’ll be on at around 9 or 10 CST, so convert that to yalls time and let’s see if we can make it tomorrowwwwww)
You posted this at midnight for me and I just saw it and now I have to go to school
(kk) Elsren sat alone, waiting to be approached or to see something interesting.
“Ooh!” Akira clapped her hands, hanging upside-down from a tree branch. “Sorry,” she whisper-called to Caleb before giggling to herself.
(ahh sorry i’m late, could you maybe tag me for the future parts? thank you!!)
Maylea tugged her pastel pink skirt down and smoothed out any wrinkles. She scanned the clearing, spotting a group of people chatting and sauntered over to them.
“Hey ladies! Hope I’m not interrupting anything. Well, of course I’m not because I’m the life of the party!…[Read more]
Elsren got up, and made his way over to a group of people talking. “Hey,” he said noncomittally, plopping down.
Adan looked up from his textbook. It appeared people were having a conversation about how best to throw pinecones at people. He sighed, returning to his reading. He wanted nothing to do with that.
“Oh, hey new people.” Lici grinned brightly, waving. “I’m Licia.”
I pointed over to Caleb.
“See that cr*ackhead over there?—Well, he isn’t really a c*rackhead, but sure as h*ll acts like one—he’s my bestie, and he’s ignoring me. Which is rude. I know I’m kinda weird, but is that a reason to fricking ditch me? No, the frick it isn’t! I’m tryna get revenge, and apparently pinecones arent good magic tools.” I…[Read more]
*changing to third person*
“I know, right? He can be so rude…wait, tackle him? That’s not a bad idea…” Jaya mused. A smile suddenly lit her face. “THAT’S A REALLY GOOD IDEA…”
Jaya flashed a wink at her new friends and made her way to Caleb, who was currently flirting with some pillbug named Rosie.
Of course, he was.
When Jaya was about…[Read more]
Akira hopped down from the tree, being careful not to muddy her clothes. She stood behind Jaya, adjusting her braid, and looked at Caleb inquisitively.
–Caleb’s 1st person POV–
“What the–wh—” my eyes flicked from Jaya to the mystery girl behind her, and I shot them both incredulous looks.
“I won’t repeat it again,” Jaya huffed, “why were you ignoring me this whole week?”
“Get off him, you ******!” Rosie, my ‘girlfriend’ (we’re just friends…but with benefits. No, not like that),…[Read more]
“Oh! A fight!” I grin, scrambling over. “Fight, fight fight!” I chant, watching in interest.
I tilted my head, gaze shifting to the light-brown haired girl at my head. “I was busy. See, my girlfriend, Rosie and I wanted some alone-time in our—”
“NOPE,” Jaya coughed, “we are not going there, though thank you so much for sharing. Now, in the future, please refrain from ignoring your best friend like that without a word, okay hon?…[Read more]
“Hey, Kale Sandwich.” Lici grinned. “Yeah, I’m Lici. Pleasure.”
I blinked, hearing the words “fight” sprouting out in the air and I grinned down at Kale sandwich.
Back in my village, my friends and I would always steal stuff from the markets and we got into tons of gang wars, so this should be fun…
“What do you say Kale sandwich, should we have… a duel?”
Caleb’s jaw dropped a bit.…[Read more]
I finally tilted my head, looking up at Jaya. “You sure you can handle me, little angel?”
“You and I both know I’m more than just an angel,” Jaya smirked down at me. “You know…I have an idea. How about we do…girls vs boys? You, Sander, Adan, and Elson on one team. Me, Lici, May, and Nemo—I mean, Nim—on the other.”
“Oh, infierno sí.” Licia grinned, cracking her neck. “No stakes?”
“Hold up a min, girls,” I said, whipping around and walking to the boy who just refused to this. Who the heck does he think he is.
I stopped in front of the boy, devouring his book like there’s no tomorrow. “Sandar, right?”
(I NEED TO KNOW, WHICH CHARACTER IS GAY AND WHICH CHARACTER ISN’T????? Cuz Jaya’s bi, so she could either end up with a boy or a girl and it dependsss)
I frowned. “Join the fight, please? It’s not like we’ll get in trouble…” I gestured at the Clearing, which, despite it’s name, was not clear. The best thing, though, was that no…[Read more]
(NIM IS A BACON)
“Fantastic.” I grin, itching to fight. I’m used to being more aggressive than I have to act at school. Princess Etiquette and all that mierda.
(um no????????? yk i have a sucky memory sis)
I squeled, and gave him a bone-crushing hug before returning to Nemo—Oh, my bad, Nim—and flashing them a thumbs up.
“THIS IS GONNA BE AMAZING”
(Hehe Akira is bi and my male OC likes guys and is questioning, though he may be in a ship with Ely’s OC idk)
(okay guys i gtg to sleep now bc school and i prob won’t be on until like 3-4 cat tmrw sO ADIOS)
“Girls vs. boys?” Elsren asked, voice laced with boredom. “Isn’t that…
(also ahh sorry for this but could we maybe not do that? I know it didn’t say so in his bio but he’s a demiboy and idk, it just feels weird. maybe just pick teams orsomething?)
“Fine then, we can pick teams,” Jaya huffed looking over at me. I shrugged nonchalantly. Honestly, I don’t care who I’m grouped with.
“I quite agree.” Elsren flashed a grin at the girl who had spoken.
Adan sighed heavily, marking his page and setting his book down. He obviously wasn’t going to be able to read, what with the commotion, so might as well see what was happening. He stood up and walked over to the group, lingering on the edges.
Akira sighed, adjusting her braid again. “We just got here. Can’t we save brawling for another day?”
Maylea’s lips curved into a smile. “No no, please continue. This will be very amusing…and attractive,” she mumbled quietly to herself, faintly smiling. She eyed the people around her. Oh yes, very attractive. (kdfsjjkhd yknow like veronia sawyer kind of crushing on people fighting vibes)
(AHHH SORRY. GUys, continue without me if you want lol, I do have hw so I log on late. By the way, I never mentioned this but Jaya’s talent is that she is a puppet master. She can bring out her puppets in midair which are like her soldiers but she never calls them puppets. she calls them her imaginary friends.)
“Kay, I got this,” Caleb whistled,…[Read more]
(just a heads up, Jaya’s gonna lose, kay? So go hard, but also don’t like to go MAJOR hard, and if Jaya hits you, receive the hit don’t block it bc that’s kind of annoying if ya know what I mean. Overpowered OCs~?)
Each of my five imaginary friends— Tahlie, Green Lettuce, Jedday, Morroco, and Casxandra —rise up from the floor as the…[Read more]
Elsren sat back down and sprawled out on the grass. He raised his eyebrows. “Think I’ll sit this one out,” he yawned. “I’ll be your cheerleader.” He didn’t know these people yet, and he want sure he wanted them to know his talent yet either.
(His talent is t
Maylea hopped up, facing Nim. “I took ballroom dancing classes throughout my entire childhood! You’ll be obsessed with my dancing expertise.” (I’M SO SORRY I CAN’T STOP WITH THE REFERENCES)
Maya looked at Nim with more interest now. “I learned a bit of ballet, not quite my thing.” She turned to Akira. “Waltzing is rather fun, isn’t it?”
(i’m imagining Maya with a british accent XD)
Maya raised her eyebrows, “And how do you plan to do that?” she asked, with no trace of judgment. She was genuinely curious.
(yep his talent is t)
(jk I know I wrote shadow stuff but I wrote the wrong thing he actually can shapeshift into other people)
Elsren glanced over at Adan. “Hi,” he said.
Maylea smiled. “I’d love to help. I’ve always looked down upon Snow White ever since she ate that apple. How stupid must you be to do something like that?”
“She was pure of heart,” Elsren drawled. “Probably why she got killed.”
“Honestly.” Maya ran her fingers through her soft brown hair. “If I saw her unconscious in a coffin, I would definitely not kiss her. Imagine how grimy she must’ve looked.” (also maya’s pan so she would kiss a female, just not unconscious snow white lol)
“Yeah, who the **** was that prince to kiss some niña in a coffin?” Lici wrinkled her nose. “Cabrón,” She shook her head in disgust.
“I agree with Nim!” I chirped, snapping my fingers to make the puppets disappear. “And besides, consent is always s*xy, am I ri—”
I should’ve never my guard down, because that was when a random bucket of snakes appeared over my head and crashed down. Serpents spilled out of the opening, hissing like cockroaches and I couldn’t help…[Read more]
(REMEMBER, YALL, CALEB HAS DARK THOUGHTS SO PLZ DONT THINK IM CREEPY, I GOT THE INSPIRATION FROM A DARK BOOK BC IM THE MOST OPTIMISTIC INSECT YOU’LL EVER SEE SO DONT—)
I smiled at the two girls. Honestly, they’re definitely something. Pretty (like every girl…except Jaya)—
—quirky, and definitely fiery.…[Read more]
(the eye thing omg also all good sissss)
“Well, obviously we won. But yes, you would be toast without us.” Lici grinned at Caleb, blowing a kiss back ironically.
“Yeah we are.” Licia grinned, bumping Nim’s hip as she put her arm over the girl’s shoulders.
“Now, sis I know I’m from the opposing team but mind if I join the group hug too?” I questioned.
(ALRIGHT, GUYS, A FEW MORE COMMENTS AND DEAN DOVEY IS GONNA COME SOON FOR THE NEWS, KAY? Dont worry, we got this all planned out, like it’s enough that we can roleplay as freely as we want, but also has plottwists cuz who doesn’t love those?)
Akira, not wanting to miss out, hopped onto Licia’s back and wrapped her arms around the other girl. “You guys are my best friends in the entire world!” she proclaimed loudly before dropping back to her feet, primly smoothing out her dress.
I hugged the others. “Yeah, I’ve only met you all for three years, but we barely ever talked. I feel as though we’ve been friends my whole life!”
Somewhere behind me, I heard Caleb snort.
Maylea threw her arms around the others. “I have my favorite perfume on today, I just blessed your nostrils,” she said, not a trace of sarcasm or irony in her voice.
Akira inhaled as daintily as she could. “Ooh!” She frowned, “It’s a bit too sweet.”
Akira scoffed. “I’ll have you know that I’m perfectly sweet.”
I blinked. “Yall don’t drink your perfumes?”
Caleb blinked at her. “What the–”
Just as he was about to talk, however, the entrance to the garden ripped open and Lady Lesso and Dean Dovey entered. Their eyes swept around the Clearing and they analyzed each and every student.
“You all, over there!” Lady Lesso snapped, pointing at all of…[Read more]
Akira’s face fell. “Oh no,” she whispered, following. She turned to Nim frantically. “How’s my hair?”
(I really wish I’d given Adan a more assertive personality right about now)
Adan wordlessly got up from his seat in the grass, following the Deans. His mind was racing, wondering what he might’ve done wring.
“Ooh, fun,” Elsren grinned, catching up with Licia. “Hey.”
“Oh, hey.” Licia grinned at Elsren. “What do you think it is this time?” She made a face, nodding to the Deans leading them inside.
All of us sat in our individual chairs, staring back at Dean Dovey and Lesso. I studied the office. Well, my gosh, the number of things here I could steal!
Honestly, I could loot half of this place and still be rich. It’s all so expensive-looking. Dad would love me.
Caleb shot each and every student and teacher questioning…[Read more]
Akira noticed Caleb glancing at her and tossed her braid over her shoulder in what she hoped would be a nonchalant move, keeping her eyes locked on the two Deans.
Lici cast a glance around the room, eyes stopping on Caleb. She raised her eyebrows sharply, noticing him looking before her attention returned to the deans.
“Although this isn’t the ideal way to talk to you all, under the current circumstances I’m afraid I’ll have too,” Dovey started, oblivious to the s*xually flirtious staring contest going in the room.
Everyone was looking at each other, as if they had love at first sight and that other nonsensical stuff. How interesting.
Caleb and I…[Read more]
Lici sat up straighter. “So, if it’s not for our,” She shot Caleb a look, “Duel, then why did you call us here?”
~ES MUY IMPORTANTE~
“Ironically, it’s quite the opposite,” Lesso muttered under her breath, before clearing her throat. “Listen, you all are Third Years now, yes? And all of you are at the top of your classes and the leaderboard. Being in the top for both Evers and Nevers is almost equivalent to being a Fourth Year. All Fourth Years get to…[Read more]
“Yeah,” Lici frowned in confusion. “If you’re sending third years on a quest…” She trailed off, tapping her fingers on her knee.
~ES MUY IMPORTANTE #2~
Lesso and Dovey gave each other another look. This time, the silence stretched longer, before Lesso cleared her throat.
“Well…you see…” Lesso began.
“…The Storien has been…” Dovey started.
“…well, it’s been stolen.” They said simultaneously.
“Que?” Licia leaned back in shock. “How the **** has it been stolen? Isn’t it always under extreme protection?” She looked between the deans, pulling a hand through her hair. “And why us? Why third years?”
“Well, Lici,” Dovey started, “I’m not sure how the ‘****’ it’s been stolen, but what I do know is that the masterthief stole it at around dawn, yesterday. It…was under extreme protection. The School Master got into a few disagreements with some of the staff and yesterday at dawn the room was quite unguarded. That’s probably when the…[Read more]
Licia rubbed her eyes, only slightly overwhelmed. “So, what you’re saying is you’re sending us – mostly unprepared – into Camelot to see a king that might not even help us so we can fight some thief genius guy? And we only have until 3 to get ready?”
“You shall not be seducing the king! For God’s Sake, he has a wife!”
“Then Nemo’s just gonna ****** his son,” I sighed , slightly bored by all this. Kay, so the Storian’s gone, what’s the big deal.
As if reading my fricking mind, Jaya said: “I think the guy who stole the Storian can control the pen if he does…[Read more]
Licia blinked twice before mumbling in rapid-fire Spanish. “Well, thanks for putting the literal weight of the world on our shoulders.”
“More of a generalization. We will be seducing him. Or them. Could be more than one person. Or someone who’s not male.” Licia blinked. “We’ll find out when we get there.”
“That’s… stressful,” Akira finally said after a moment. “Please be in Snow White’s kingdom,” she muttered under her breath, sending out imaginary mental messages to wherever the Storian was hiding. “Will the King provide us with proper accommodations?” she asked Lesso, worried. “Housing, walls, roofs, floors, beds, running water, food,…[Read more]
“I’ll fight one of you for food.” Lici looked around, eyebrows raised. “Swear, I will.”
“I’d fight you if it came down to that but it’s so uncivilized.” Akira rolled her eyes.
“I-” Akira looked around frantically. “I thought that’s what servants are for.”
“I stole stuff back home,” Akira defended. “Not very well, but I was never caught.”
“I did plenty of things for myself, muchas gracias.” Lici sniffed, flipping her hair over her shoulder. “I was always cooking and gardening back home.”
“I’m also a professional thief!” Jaya squealed, looking at Elsren and clapping my hands.
“Cool, really cool that yall can do that,” I yawned.
Jaya gave me a cool, amused look. “And what can you do, Kale?”
“Me?” I laughed. But then I turned extra serious, a dark, devilish look displayed on my face. Jaya suddenly reeled back, nearly k…[Read more]
I glanced from Caleb’s empty seats to the Dean’s confused looks. “Well, that was quite the show.”
Lesso cleared her throat. “A few rules before you venture out in the woods: Use all the survival tips you learned from Yuba and your forest groups. You will surely need them. Also, do not hurt each other…remember, we’re all on the same…[Read more]
(Hey guys, if I respond kinda late, it’s because I’m working on my spanish homework—Lici ought to be proud, pfft— so yeah, lol, sorry if I’m late)
(hehehe yes lici is vv proud of you keep up the good work)
“Sounds lovely.” Lici bounced down the hall, bags slung over her shoulders.
“So,” I say, braiding my black and brown hair into double dutch fishtail braids and tying them off into two separate ponytails, “what’s this…s*xual tension going on between you guys and Caleb?”
I whirled around, walking back as I faced them. “I mean…there’s something going on between him and…well…all of you.”
–INFO SHEET BC I FORGET ALL THE OCS–
Caleb ~ Neverboy
Jaya ~ Nevergirl
Lici ~ Evergirl?
Adan ~ Everboy
Nim ~ Evergirl
Sandar ~ Neverboy
Elsren ~ Neverboy
Akira ~ Nevergirl
Maylea ~ Evergirl
“Me? Jelly? Nah,” I laughed, “we’ve been friends for a long time. We both knew each other back in Foxwood before we got the invitations to attend SGE but never talked. He was nervous when he first came here as a First Year, and I remember he practically hid behind me. Until he realized he was, quote unquote, ‘handsome’ so he hit off…[Read more]
“Ah,” Elsren said. He shrugged. “Ill give anything a try, to be honest.”
“Yeah. Neither of us are rich or princesses…we’re just normal villagers, except I’m a thief and he’s the shy villager who tends a meat shop with his dad. Meat tenders are turning attractive, as you can see, and lousy tom-boy thief girls like me are still learning how to lose some thigh fat by breaking in and out of shops and…[Read more]
I grinned, “Stealing is more than just cool, it’s fun. It’s like buying stuff…but for free.”
[A/N #DescendantsReference! And the funny thing is that it was Jay who said that, and my O.C’s name is Jaya :D]
“And I guess the only skills you really need for stealing is good gymnastics and balance. You gotta be like a ninja, sly and…[Read more]
(GUYS, IF SOMEONE WITH JUST ONE OC CAN BE SO KIND AND MAYBE CREATE ANOTHER EVER, BOY OR GIRL IT DOESN’T MATTER BUT BOY WOULD BE PREFERED. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, TELL ME PLEASE AND DO IT BEFORE THE OCS ARRIVE AT THE OFFICE IN 3:00 BC THAT’LL BE WHEN THE OC IS INTRODUCED)
“LET’S GOOOOOO!” I screamed but realized I was in the middle of the hallways. “Oops, I mean, let’s goooo! Guys, follow me, we’re gonna go and steal food from the Teacher’s Lounge! I heard that they have actually good food, besides frog eyeballs and the other crazy batshit that they feed us Nevers here!”
I started forward into the da…[Read more]
Akira yawned. “How about I stay behind and you guys bring the stolen stuff back to me?”
“Oh, the food here is fantastic. Let’s raid.” Lici grinned.
“We’re here!” I whisper shouted.
We weren’t actually there. We were in a random dark hallway in the middle of nowhere, with no rooms nearby. But it was definitely a somewhere for me.
“Hunties, we’re not there. We’re here.” I pointed at the vents that were near the ceiling. “That vent is my baby. It’s like a secret teleportation device and our ultimate way to get past security. If we go through there, we can go to the Teacher’s Lounge in a snap! And anywhere we want! That’s why I’m never late for my classes.”
Lici made a face at the vent. “I mean, I’ll try and fit.” She blinked. “Who’s first?” She clapped.
Akira backed away from the vent. “No way am I going in there.”
“Akira, if i can fit, you can fit.” Lici deadpanned. “It won’t be that bad. I’ll give you a lint roller if you want it.”
“Kay, I’ll go in first.” I grinned, rubbing my hands and looking up at vents.
I stepped a few feet backward until my back hit the wall. Then, I bent my knees and focused on the vents, counting backward from three.
In a flash, I jumped onto the other wall and quickly grabbed onto the edge of the vents, pulling myself up…[Read more]
“Me!” Elsren grinned and leapt up into the vent, swinging his legs inside. “Not the fanciest mode of transportation, but fun. Like when I released forty-seven squirrels into the Groom Room last year. “
I looked at Elsren, cheeks tinging pink with excitement. “You what? Holy shiit if you do that again, tag me along next time! That sounds fun!”
“Someone’s going to need to lift me.” Licia stared at the vent far above her head.
“It’s 2:06. We have an hour left,” I said, glancing at Adan and Sandar, “what we gonna do?”
“It’s usually more fun alone.” Elsren shrugged. “You’re free to revel in the chaos afterwards, though.” He poked his head out of the vent, dark curls flopping over his forehead. “I got you.” He extended his arms out to Licia.
“Fair enough.” Lici coughed on a ball of dust. (c o r o n a)
Akira stared loathingly at the vent. “I suppose if it’s for the sake of bonding…” She turned to Sander. “I don’t suppose you’d give me a lift?”
“Dunno,” I said, when an idea flashed in my head, “Say…why don’t we go see?”
“Okay guys,” I rasped as ***** of dust entered my lungs, “this way.”
I started forward into the vents, checking behind me every second to see if the others followed.
Okay, right now, we must be somewhere in the walls. A few feet ahead, there’s an intersection that leads to another different hallway which goes down to the stairs.…[Read more]
Elsren pushed through a grate and looked out into the boys’ bathroom. “Oops, wrong room. But good to know.”
“Who the f*ck creates a vent right above the boy’s bathroom?” I coughed, “What if some freako is looking through the vents? In which case, that freako is me. Because it probably doesn’t matter to you, but I’ll admit that I may not be asexual.”
(I honestly cringe when writing dark thoughts, but here we go)
“I bet Elsren’s with them. By the way, I’m only visiting Gay Girl because her new friends are kinda hot, not because I want to,” I whistled, thinking about all the Shortie McShortShorts, which were basically all of them—Akira, Nim, Lici…and Jaya, except Jaya looks like…[Read more]
“Two freakos?” Elsren offered, poking his head into the bathroom and winking at a boy walking in.
“Ayeeee, I knew I always liked you,” I whistled, looking at the tan, shirtless body of an Everboy who had just entered the room.
The boy noticed us staring at him like clowns from the vents and let out a high-pitched shriek, running out the door as if a gargoyle was chasing him
I think I just drooled a little.
Not even a minute had I exited the dorm, did a shirtless Everboy come running out. What the h~ll was an Everboy doing in the School for Evil?
Just as he was about to pass by, I grabbed him by the collar and tugged him close to me. He let out a small squeak.
Before I could even ask him what was going on, he spat them out. “Th-the…[Read more]
“I tried that, but the boy caught me staring at me and now thinks of me as a creepy stalker,” I sighed, right when a brown-so-light-that-it-looks-blonde haired boy crashed through the bathroom doors.
“Oh ****!” I cursed, pushing Elsren back. “Not Kale Sandwich, sh*t sh*t sh*t!”
(^^cr.ap. Do I curse too much? I probably do, Im sorry 💀)
(HUYGTFRDFTG THIS IS MAKING MY LONELY BISEXUAL SELF WEAK OH MY GOD)
Akira thumped her head against the top of the vent. “Ow.” She pushed forward and stuck her head out of the vent. “Oh, he’s gone.” She pouted. “Ooh, so this is what boys’ bathrooms look like. Interesting.”
I groaned, poking my head out the vent and looking at Sandar. ” ‘sup, how’s the sky lookin’ down there?”
“Not too good,” Caleb responded with a dark smirk. “Y’know, maybe I should join the party? What do you think?”
“What do I think? Hm. What about, h*ll to the no?”
“Aww, too bad that I don’t really care what you think,” Caleb…[Read more]
Akira shrieked and scuttled back as daintily as she could, bumping her head against the vent and bruising her elbows. “I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING!”
“NEITHER CAN I! AND WHAT’S THIS PE.NIS THING IN MY HAND?! OMG, WAIT, ELSREN, IS THAT YOURS—?!”
as the others screamed and shrieked in horror, I looked down at Sandar and Adan and winked. “You’re not gonna stay down there and miss the fun, are you?”
“If Sandar comes, we’re kicking Kale Sandwich out!” I huffed, coughing, but turning back to Elsren. “ELSREN I’M SO SO SORRY!”
“Are you f*cking kidding me? I thought you’d be more of a wimp and it’d take far more convincing, but that barely took anything! I came down here for nothing?” I gritted my teeth, looking up.
Caleb rolled his eyes, moving out of the way with his hands up. “I’m sorry, I would help you but I actually don’t help dumbas.ses”
I rolled my…[Read more]
I flashed him a smile and winked. “Right back at ya, I have way better things to do but someone here is being a stubborn jack*ss and I had to knock some sense into his brain.”
I looked forward, up at the vents and…
…and realized that the vents here were a little bit higher than they were at the beginning.
D*mn my growth spurt!…[Read more]
“It did!” I yelled. “Bruh, I don’t think I can make it!”
“Someone hold her!” Lici shouted. “Unless one of you wants to throw me up there.”
I graoned, “this girl seriously gets on my nerves.”
I inched closer, grabbing Nim by the waist. I then dipped her down the vents.
“Hurry the he~l up, Jaya,” I sighed.
I grabbed Nim and propelled myself up. Inside the vents, I let out a cough. “And you’d think I would have gotten used to the dust! Anyway, guys, thank you!” I sighed, catching my breath. “Okay, let’s get going, we have to go to the office in like thirty minutes and we still haven’t gotten any food—”
“Hold up!” Caleb yelled. “I get that…[Read more]
Elsren reached up and hooked his arms over, pulling himself into the vent. He crashed into someone. “Oops!”
“I don’t know!” he yelled down to Caleb. “But it’s fun! Wanna join?”
((WAIT, IF THAT’S THE CASE, CAN JAYA AND SANDER BE A SHIP? IF it’s okay w/ you?)
I steadied Elsren and let out a sigh. “Right, so, uh—” I blinked at Nim. “Oh, OH, I’m supposed to explain—okay—so uh.”
“You know, by the rate this is going at,” Caleb yawned, “Im gonna fall asleep.”
“Fine,” I snapped. “Lici, Akira, Elsren, Maylea, Nim, and I are going to sneak into the teacher’s lounge to grab ourselves some…[Read more]
“Nim! Jesus, I know I’m short but could you real not see me!” Lici jumped for the girls arms.
“There’s no need,” I sighed, jumping down the vents. “I’ll help you up and get up myself, Jesus.”
I extended my hand out. “Hold on.”
(hopefully i’m understanding this right lol i’m so tired)
Lici grabbed his hand with both of her’s, holding on a tight. “Pull, chico.”
~ Caleb ~
I narrowed my eyes. “Is little Ms. Lici challenging me?”
Before she had a chance to respond, I grabbed her by the waist and hoisted her up to Nim.
Jaya grabbed onto Nim, as if that would help at all, and pulled from there.
“You bet I am, Señor Caleb.” Lici smirked at him, wiggling into the vent comfortably.
~ Jaya ~
Caleb smirked. “That’s dad.dy to you and the rest,” he ordered in his soothing deep voice.
“Ew, Kale Sandwich shut your cr.ap up,” I gagged. “You can never be a dad.dy—–but you can be a grandpa because have you seen yourself?”
Lici snorted, covering her mouth wi to her hand. “You’re ridiculous.”
~ Jaya ~
“Alright, let’s go. Follow me.”
~ TIME SKIP ~
Letting out a breath, I turned to the others, “We’re here!”
It’d been a long journey to this point. On the way, we faced wild rats, dusts, cobwebs, horrible spiders, and…and even more dust.
By now, my face was probably covered in black soot. Jeez.
I took the crowbar out of my pocket…[Read more]
“Coming!” Lici dropped down, squatting down to take the impact.
“Well thank god we have this lovely array.” Lici grinned at the piles of food.
(HAS A NEW OC BEEN CREATED?!?!?!?!?!?? WE NEED HIM SOON, SO GET READY!!!!!)
~ Jaya ~
“Well, fear not!” I grinned, gesturing at a certain table in the corner of the room. “Everything you need is right there!”
On there table, there was Italian food, Indian food, German food, Chinese food, food from every country and continent you could possibly…[Read more]
~ Jaya ~
Have I ever mentioned how it is to annoy the heck out of Sander?
I walked up to him. “Sander, what did the priest say to the salad before he ate it?”
“Oh dios mio,” Lici’s mouth dropped, seeing the stack of empañadas on the table.
Akira’s eyes bulged and she momentarily forgot the fine layer of dust covering her hair like a veil. She grabbed a platter of maguro sashimi, the dark red slices of fish arranged in a flower petal-like formation with a light smattering of ro, and bit into a piece.
I stared at him. “Yeah. What he should’ve said, however, was ‘lettuce pray for Sander before he gets castrated by Jaya for ruining the fun of everything’—”
~ Jaya ~
I was trying to annoy him.
“I bet you that it won’t be fun when my hands find your neck!”
I stepped forward threateningly. “Let me guess, you’ll back away like a coward and roll your eyes as you did back there in the boy’s bathroom?”
~ Caleb ~
I watched Jaya make fun of herself as I gave Akira water and sighed. “She’s…[Read more]
~ Jaya ~
“That’s not a bad idea, Nim,” I grinned, stepping closer until I was only three feet away, “if I nail him there, he’s done for.”
~ Jaya ~
“I can honestly care less… besides, we have 30 minutes left. You’ll heal by then, right?” I tilted my head.
~ Caleb ~
“Let him go, Gay Girl.”
“My name isn’t Gay Girl!”
“Fine, at least pass me the chicken noodles, Gay Girl.”
“Sure, they’re right he— MY NAME ISN’T GAY GIRL!”
Jaya flung the bowl of chicken noodle soup at my head…[Read more]
“Awww, is Sander scared? C’mon, you can do better,” I grinned, stepping forward.
Before I gave him a chance to answer, my leg sneaked around his ankles and pulled, bringing him down.
“Well, that was quite easy,” I blinked.
Caleb flinched, hiding behind Lici.
“Ooooh, she got you.” Lici laughed, watching in interest. “Hey, Caleb.” She said without turning around.
~ Caleb ~
“Didn’t I tell you to call me something else?” I pondered, watching both the fight and Lici with interest.
“You really think I’d call you daddy?” Lici smacked what she thought was his shoulder, still not turning to face him.
“Oh, caray!” Lici grinned at the fight. “And Nim’s right. You couldn’t make me call you daddy for anything.”
switching to third person, cuz why not
“Of course I expect you to call me daddy,” Caleb joked, poking Nim. But then he turned serious. “Actually, it’s better if you don’t. I think it’s I have a daddy k-nk.”
That was unexpected. Jaya thought that she’d just laugh along with the others and walk away, but this bast-rd actually fought back. With…[Read more]
“Well, lucky you, because I absolutely will not call you that.” Lici laughed before Jaya’s request interrupted her. “Oh! Um…” She looked at the dessert table, grabbing a beautiful-looking lemon meringue pie and sliding it across the floor to Jaya.
“Oh Sandar, I don’t think so,” Jaya said, grinning up at him as she grabbed the lemon pie from the floor. “Although this would be better for eating, it’s even better for smearing it across your face.”
Lici made a face at Maylea. “Ella necesita a jesus.” She sighed before her attention reentered to the fight.
“I used to have a fetish for Kale Sandwiches, hence the nickname Jaya titled me.”
“You’re kidding, right?” Lici finally turned to look at Caleb.
Caleb smirked down at Lici.
“Do I seem like I’m kidding?”
“HE ISN’T KIDDING!” Jaya yelled from the fight, “HE TRIED TO F*******—well, kiss, but Kale Sandwich wanted to—MY SISTER BECAUSE SHE WAS EATING A KALE SANDWICH, I WAS SCARRED FOR LIFE BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY DID IT—“
“Can’t blame you, kale sandwiches are pretty good,” Maya piped.
“Finally someone who agrees with me!” Caleb says, “Jaya says that kale sandwiches are disgusting and gross. That’s why she named me Kale Sandwich. Some people are so weird.”
“Honey, I don’t see anything mierda about it,” Caleb says coolly, facing Lici and crossing his arms as he leaned against the table.
“What’s a fetish?” Akira asked, setting down the platter of sashimi.
“Obviously you didn’t.” Lici mimicked his stance, tilting her head slightly.
“A se.xual desire linked to an abnormal object. For example, Maya here has a ***********, so she’s desires anyone with hot feet. I have a kale sandwich fetish, so I’m se.xually driven into loving anyone who eats one or has one. It’s strange.”
(**** ITS CENSORED KDJFGHTYUREIWSJ)
“Strange is one word for your…” Lici made a face at Caleb.
Caleb stepped forward. “Care to show me some of your reasons, Cariño?”
(GUYS GTG, ILL CONTINUE TMRW AFTER SCHOOL SAME TIME, BUT AT LIKE MAYBE AROUND 8 PM CST!)
(I’m so very confused as to what is happening why is everyone talking about fet.ishes)
Elsren raised an eyebrow. “Okay, lovely conversation. Anybody have chocolate?”
“You are a strange pretty boy,” Elsren murmured, digging around in various cabinets.
I tilted my head, staring at Elsren. “I could say the same for you…:
(yall, im still debating who to put Caleb with. I mean, Caleb’s top people are Lici, Nim, Elsren and Akira and he shows some interest towards Maya so he could be with any)
“There’s some mole on that plate over there if you want it.” Licia shrugged, taking a bite of a chip.
Elsren winked and ran his hand through his curls. “Thanks, Lici,” he said, shoveling the mole into his mouth.
Lici gave him a thumbs-up, flipping her own curls over her shoulder before digging into a plate of enchiladas. “Is it almost three?” She looked around for a clock.
~ Jaya ~
Jaya kicked Sandar away and held onto Lici, gasping. “I…think so?”
It was 2:51.
Jaya glanced at Sandar. “We’re going to have a rematch one day. Whenever I do a one-on-one, I always make sure I win no matter what, so look out for that.”
Jaya then grabbed some grapes and jumped onto Caleb, who was near the vent. She put her leg out…[Read more]
Elsren tried to pick Lici up but staggered under her weight. “Oof. Yeah, this isn’t going to work.” He pulled himself up into the vent, then flipped over onto his stomach and reached his arms down to her.
( @ginnypotter SANDER WHERE U AT 💀 EVERYONE, IMMA DO A TIME SKIP PRETTY SOON SO KEEP RPING A LITTLE, WE NEED SME MORE PEOPLE~)
~ Caleb ~
He watched the people around, shuffling to get into the vent.
You know…it’d be easier to kill them. All of them. Right here, right now. Door’s locked, vents are too high…it’s not that hard.
But then…[Read more]
(THIS BOY OMFGGGGG)
Licia ran a hand through her hair. “Vents are too tall for me.” She exhaled.
~ Jaya ~
“Same here, sister,” I wheezed, “I know I’m a professional thief, but give me a break alright? I don’t have a growth spurt like Jack’s stupid beanstock, and if I’m not careful I’d be Humpty Dumpty.”
“****ty dumpty…I am not a clean person,” Jaya grinned.
Licia rolled her eyes, flicking her. “You’re hilarious. And short. Join the squad.”
Elsren noticed Caleb being angsty. He leaned into Caleb’s field of vision. “You good?” he asked.
(IF YOU MADE A SECOND CHARACTER, IT’S TIME TO INTRODUCE HIM IN THE TIME SKIP! IF NOT, THAT’S OKAY WE’LL CARRY ON PRETENDING HE WAS WITH US THE WHOLE TIME)
~ Caleb ~
“I’M TALLER THAN BOTH OF YOU!” Jaya cheered as Caleb snapped out of it, staring at Elsren.
“What? Oh, yeah, haha. I’m okay.”
~ TIME SKIP, LET’S GOOOO~
“You guys got the rules,…[Read more]
“Nim,” Jaya whispered, “ready to put your 5-minute thieving skills that I taught you to use?”
“You better be able to steal me some food.” Lici mumbled, nudging Nim as she pulled her curly hair into a ponytail. Better be prepared.
~ C/J ~
“Here’s the pendant for King Arthur, one of you must keep it safe during your journey because this might be the only way King Arthur can help.”
“I’m not keeping it!” Jaya instantly said, “Ironically, as good as I’m at stealing stuff, I’m also as good as losing stuff.”
“You’re telling me that?” Caleb muttered, “You almost lost yourself…[Read more]
(GUYS, IN A FEW MORE COMMENTS, I’M STARTING ANOTHER COMMENT CHAIN CALLED “PART TWO: INTO THE FOREST” SO JUSTA HEADS UP)
“Oh, I’ll lose it. I can find mierda, but actually not losing it is a different story.” Lici snorted, tightening the straps on her bag.
“Then who’s gonna keep it?” Jaya asked. “We need to head out soon before dawn arises and nightfalls. At least get starting.”
(Nothing much, Eliot, there was a time skip and now they’re getting ready to head out the gates.)
~ C/J ~
Caleb sighed. “Are you all seriously that irresponsible.”
“As if you’re any more responsible, Kale Sandwich,” Jaya sniffed.
Caleb winked at her. “You know d*mn well I am.”
Caleb stepped forward and grabbed the Pendant, sliding it into his white button-up shirt pocket. Jaya realized that he had the first three buttons unbuttoned and…[Read more]
Lici raised her eyebrows at him, biting her tongue to keep from smiling. “I’m perfectly responsible, muchas gracias. I just…lose things.”
If you’re reading this…
…LUCKY YOU, YOU GET TO READ A SKIT!
gosh, i haven’t done one in a while *hides face*
(no spoilers from OTK or ACOT in here or literally any book besides book 1)
Jailer – *locks up the cell*
Sophie – *grabs the Jailer’s shirt collar*…[Read more]
i really wanna do an RP, are those even a thing anymore?
They are! There are actually a lot of RPs going on that you could join if you’d like.
YESSSS THEY’RE DEF STILL A THING
um let’s see there’s quite a few you could prob join rn but memory fails me-
are there any new ones tho? Cove, Blondie, Uraza, do you guys wanna create a new rp?
SORRY FOR UNWANTED TAGS BUT I REALLY DONT GIVE A D*MN RIGHT NOW
Okay, so, HEY! I’m HJ, I was sorta dead for a month but now I’ve gotten resurrected and yEEeeHaw
AND WE GOT INTO AN ARGUEMENT.
Blondie says Cats is a vampire.
Cat, however, declines…[Read more]
I am not a vampire om.g this has gone on for like a month or 2
While I can understand how one might think Cats is a vampire, I do not believe this is true. I would believe Alex might be one as they are always up extremely late at night
Fair enough, some of the best things happen at night for my fellow ESTers lol
You have no proof that I am a vampire (which I’m not) so this isn’t even a case.
YOU EAT BLOOD CASSEROLES
YOU TAKE BLOOD FROM YOUR BROTHER TO MAKE BLOOD FROSTING
YES IT IS
YOU TOLD US THAT YOU ATE SOME CARRIBBEAN DISH WITH HUMAN BLOOD OR ORGANS OR SMTH IN IT
YOU ARE A VAMPIRE DUE TO YOUR CONSUMPTION OF BLOOD
IT IS CALLED MORCILLA AND THAT DOES JOT COUNT BECAUSE I DID NOT KNOW
THE FROSTING THING WAS TO TEST A THEORY
HJ HELLOOOOO! Cats is a vampire and that is that, her brother even said so himself.
im starting to suspect so too. and brother? she has a brother? is he a new site brother?
Nyjah is her irl brother and he stole her phone and texted Kris that she in face is a vampire
He’s busy being a nerd (Yes I am allowed to call my brother a nerd, he plays RP quidditch and tried to learn some Star Trek language so)
Hsilddir ro klat ssehc ni etirw dna ytivitca ym ot og tsuj thgim I ,sseltniop os si sihT.
.ti gniod peek ot gniog m’I os, nuf gnivah m’I tub, sseltniop eb yam sihT
ugh they’re totally not doing the backwards words cipher thing, i love when they do that and it’s so easy for me to read! Don’t tell me what y’all said
You’re both wrong it’s a god darn paradox get over it losers
No way Sis, games are too fun.
Nuf oot era semag, Sis yaw on.
You’re putting me under pressure. stop. i won’t answer.
but if I had to answer
i would say
that cats is most definitely a vampire
I will join that trial because my brain is going wonko right now because I don’t believe Cats is a vampire
Oh we’re talking backwards? Oooooooh
?sdrawkcab gniklat ew erA
?revo emit taht si rO
Hm this is very interesting… my brain is confused
I say both Blondie and cats are vampires
I agree with @ladyofthebooksge maybe they both are vampires
L I A R unless you’re tryna be tricky and be like “oH i MeAnT 11 aM” which isn’t an aciehivement
Hii!! I’m late, but I can state after much thought that Cats is not a vampire. She’s something very different, although I’m not quite sure yet. (Cats, don’t you dare frame this as me agreeing with you, I’m simply saying that you’re not a vampire)
This is not a book/movie thingie. Lucy and Kris think I’m a vamp, Jess thinks I’m a unicorn (don’t ask), and Eliot I’m not sure. This is a court case hearing for vampire vs not vampire
I don’t think Cats is a vampire. I’m sure there are a lot of vampires on this site, I’m sure one of them 🧛🏻♀️ 😏. So who is a vampire write it in the comments!l
Cats is not a vampire. Just a person who stays up until five am and watches people get tortured for fun (which actually is very fun I must admit)
also wtaf was with all that keyboard smash language, I-
I’m on Cats’ side. If she was a vampire, there would be a lot more vampires running around this place.
(Cats, I’m worried about what your status as a supposed vampire would do to my genes, along with Thoa’s, Kris’, Amara’s, etc. so I’m sticking with the assumption that you’re not a vampire for now)
(Well, if you inherited the gene from someone in your family tree it could have been passed on to the rest of us and/or you could have bitten one of us at some point)
(Because when we told you to get blood from your sister as a dare you came back with red food coloring and a scratch on yourself.)
She does like to eat pies. Made out of people. Which now that I think about, is quite a vampiric trait.
Kris shush. You stay up later than me, I have a scar, I went the 24 hours without it a few days ago as you’ll recall, a lot of people burn easy, and everyone can be beheaded
so, let’s revisit our points, shall we?
proof for Catsie:
allergic to garlic
stays up vv late
drinks and eats blood
has a vampire mark on her neck
ingests blood almost every day
I stand with my opinion…. both cats and Blondie are vampires
Allergies are coincidences, Kris stays up later than me, and etc
Don’t worry Cats, even if you are one I am too (be proud of your vampirenesss mwahaha)
If she was then she would say so. She can do the things a vampire does but still not be a vampir
I go to sleep very late, and some nights I don’t even sleep, I like the taste of blood (especially the sweeter one like mine), I hate the sun and I can’t stand garlic.
I think I’m definitely a vampire
I’ll give Kris that. I don’t think any of us are vampires but out of everyone here, I’d be most likely for a ton of reasons
hi hj idk whats going on but um… i havent seen u in a while!
You can call yourself a vampire, because honestly, I’m not calling myself human.
But titles and labels are just titles and labels that hold no power, and they only do once the person agrees with the title/label and devotes themselves to it.
No, y’all’ve got it all wrong.
She’s with the FBI, idiots, she’s a spy- not a vampire.
Yeah, I don’t eat ginger nor garlic either (I cannot stand the taste thank you very much), I think the sun is annoying in its stalker tendencies and I’m burned easily but after being tortured by the sun in Africa for 5 years I think my sun tolerance got better sksksk
Could be that both of them are vampires and the rest of us are zombies
Wait wait wait
No way would cats admit she was a vampire if she was
Because that would mean she lost
And she hates losing
Old abandoned stocks and gallows. Everything’s old or rotting, you townspeople are in drab clothing, and the vampires in question are wearing very fancy clothes. There is a castle visible in the distance (it’s mine, don’t ask, an old cousin left it to me), and crows are circling and cawing overhead.
My notifs exploded, everyone’s have *sighs and clears 400 other notifs*
(sorry Fudge and @everneveracademy but it’s the same case for me😔)
Okay do you ship Reilin? because I love them and also I feel Melin’s character arc was so good
neither am I i’m doing okay-ish school has been weird. How are you also question what re the banned topics here
ELLA!!! HI! IT’S BEEN AGES OH MY GOD
I’m doing fine! A little tired since I just woke up but really happy that you’re here,
OMG ELLA HIII I TALK TO YOU SOMETIMES ON GOOGLE HANGOUTS STILL BUT ITS GREAT TO SEE YOU HERE
I’m alive. School hasn’t started for me yet, so I’m waiting. I hate waiting for things like this.
I’m in year 8 which is highschool here, but in America I think it’s middle school. This year has been crazy, It’s taken a huge toll on my mental health but I only have a term left, which is pretty good. I’m starting electives next year and it’s kind of a huge year with school, so I’m gonna be busier than I already am lol
Oh wow… wish you the best of luck! I’m taking 2 extra online courses because school will be digital for me and it’s quite busier than I expected
holy cow I have in person school now I cannot imagine being all online again mad props to you all. And honestly electives are the best part because they can be fun. but you have to be smart and pace yourself with what you do and not stress yourself out your mental health is important and you matter
Ahhh good luck! I really hope you feel better and stay safe, if there’s anything we can do let us know! we’re always here to help and support you <3
Electives as if you can choose subjects to learn in school, right? What subjects does your school offer?
I totally get it. Sometimes I feel so stressed in school. Like today, I need to complete another loooong essay. And its not as simple as writing. I have to do research for facts and present it in a “mature” way (that’s what my teacher called…[Read more]
The thing is they just keep messingup everyone I know has only had one I just have bad luck
Oooof…. that really s.ucks. Hope that it would change less for you..
Btw I love your username! How did you come up with it?
Squirrels are my favorite animals and I’ve had this username for prolly a year I just made everything it tbh I think my twin came up with it
Nice! Squirrels are cool and for some reason I love watching them move
AHhh same and like there are so many types and they are cute all the time and well i’ve loved them for 11 of my 15 years so i guess it’s in my bones
How am I to people?
You are nice,
Better yet, you are yourself and that’s a gift. Your presence alone brightens someone’s day. Your personality is too unique to not attract friends wherever you may go.