My Ranking Points
I have NO CLUE what’s going on (which is making me nervous) but a bunch of people are doing speeches apparently for like the Council of Eden nominees or something? Am I a nominee? What the heck even is the Council of Eden?
You know what, forget that. If I’m not supposed to do a speech, I don’t care, I’m going to kindly i-n-t-r-o-d-u-c-e meself to the people who A) have forgotten about me B) have no clue who I am C) haven’t talked to me for a while or D) something other or totally random. Or even if you’re E, which isn’t even an option but whatever.
Salutations (of all the speeches I’ve read, I don’t think anyone’s used salutations which makes me kinda sad. I feel like a granny) to all my paper airplanes (paper airplanes, because y’all be soaring high in the sky like eagles). This is HJ HOW ARE YOUUUUUUUU??!!
sO bEFoRe wE bEgIN, let me sort of tell you what’s been goin’ on and why I’ve been off the site. It’s a very entertaining story, escpiaclly for my cousins over here.
The story starts about fourth months ago, on exactly March 28th. My family and I went on a trip to India to meet relatives. And then India went on lockdown.
And right when we were about to leave…
It locked down again.
And it kept on locking down.
This is why I’m been stuck here, in a whole different time zone, unable to come on the site because of the poor network connections here. I’ve missed my besties on this site, I’ve missed my old besties on this site, I’ve missed my new besties on this site, I’ve basically missed EVERYONE on this site. And now I’m back (wheeehooo)—sort of, because I won’t be fully active unless I’m back in ””’Merica—for now.
The end of the story.
Now resuming my introduction, I’m 8 1/2 years old, and—
JK. I’m 1 1/4. On the site at least. In SGE terms, I’d be an incoming Second Year Never girl (btw, about a seven months ago I took the quiz and I was an Ever. Then I retook the quiz a month later and I was a Never. Then three months later, in India, I retook the quiz and I was an Ever. Now I’m a Never. Either something is wrong with the calculations on this site or I’m an extremely unstable girl who can’t stay still).
As for my hobbies, currently, it’s playing outside w/ my cousins. But before the sickness, it used to be gymnastics, martial arts, and swimming. I LOAF writing, like I be writing stories 24/7 on Wattpad, earning votes and comments and followers, and reading Watt stories 24/7. I’ve been having an unhealthy amount of screen time, which I will fix very soon, but right now that’s not changing.
Anything else…? Hm… OH I LOVE DANCINGGGGG. When I’m older, I wish to be a NASA scientist (and a part-time author+actress if I’m not stressed enough already). But to do that, I gotta get into Ivy Leagues, or MIT, and tough colleges like that…so I’ve been doing the SAT tests at 13 y.o 😂. I obvs love reading. Want book recs?
– Legend Series
– Naturals Series
– Wattpad Stories
– THE ONE TRUE KING (YOOOO THE BOOK IS COMING OUT IN A WEEEEK)
– the Grishaverse Series
Bye guys, thanks so much for reading (if you actually did, because I’m not even reading myself, I’m skimming).
Love you all, SGE sisters (and brothers),
PS: On second thought, this sorta sounds like a speech. Sorry guys.
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HJJJJ!!!!! I’VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!! Ahh I’m sorry you got stuck in India. AMAZING speech *applauds* I also love dance!!!!
ME TOO OMG DOT!!! I still remember your Advice doc, you still remember that? You were like Ms. Advice giver and you had a doc and anonymous people would tell you their problems and you tell them what might help??? We’re dancing twinss
OMG YES MS. SMARTYPANTS! I remember that!!
Good to see you too!!!
Btw, I’m a magician. A physic. I know what you’re doing right now. I know exaxrly what you’re doing right now…
You are reading this comment
Was I right?
of course you do, I have that influence on people! metooo!!! Hi ♥️!!! How’s life treating you? are you good? bad? terrible? green? purple?
Haha, course you have that influence! Life’s good and purple! A lilac not deep purple though! But also greeennn.. I like greeenn.. OOh TeAL, it’s been treating me TEAAALLLL haha
HJ! Hi! Stinks that you’re stuck in India, but hey! New experiences, amirite? But seriously, this COVID thing needs to go away.
Ugh, tell me about it, bells. You know something that’s scaring me to the deaths? It’s a very scary thought, and I don’t reccomend people to read this:
What if someone on the site has been affected w/ the…sickness??? That keeps me thinking everytime I’m on the site. India’s definitely a new experiance, we live in front of a giant lake and saw a snake-catcher catching a king cobra so that’s pretty scary (I stood a bit too close to it, and almost got poisoned but thank the gods it was just three feet away). Tell me something that’s been boring you, just so I can magically unbore you.
HJ I’ve missed you! That was a beautiful speech, although ack you weren’t actually nominated. But still, great speech!!!!!
Coveeeeee, me tooo!!!
Was my “sort-of-speech-but-not-really’ really beautiful? I don’t think my grammar was right. hEY, at least it looks alright Yeah I thought I wasn’t nominated for council of eden, but that’s okay, it sounds kind of scary and would prolly make me seem more like a granny. Isn’t it based off on the league of 13? They’re all really old people and I’m still a year and a half year old, I can barely walk, definitely not a gr8 peron for leader. Plus i’m a granny. ANYWAY, I really really missed you, were you the one that made the Old+New party? When is that again? What are you gonna wear??
Yes your speech was really good!! And yassss it is based off of the league, ginger came up with that name and it seems so cool right! Hehe I don’t think any of us are granny’s we’re too young for that we’re just granny’s in disguseeeee mwahahahaha.
Yes Yami and I are cohosting it I am sooo frocking excited!!!! It’s on may thirtieth. I’ll probably be wearing something turquoise but behind that it’s a secret. How about you??? How have you been????
Thank you so muchhh!!! I miss your “inspiration for stories” pictures you used to doooo (was that you, **** I can’t remember a thing)!! Where do you find those amazing aestheic-y picturess?? <3333
Thank you so much turtle kween <333333 (btw, I haven't been on much, and I hope this isn't too personal, but what in the world happened to Kelly???? Have you told her yet?? sorry you don't need to answer thiss)
Heh that’s fine!!
Anyway, I told her a last year, it was mega awkward because I was kind pushed into saying it (Lol it’s all good tho)
Anyway, from then on, we just didn’t mention what I told her and that was alright for me.
I still like her, but I know that we’d crash and burn if anything ever happened, so it’s best to be left as friends.
I haven’t texted her In a while, I just realized.
Maybe I’ll check in with her sometime later today
You still like her? Honey cow, we’re alike then. So… (whisper, don’t tell no one)…I like someone at school, and I haven’t asked but I’m 94.11% sure he’s not into me, but either way I still like hiiiiiiimmmmm…..
And I can’t tell him becuase I told my mom and she told me to focus on my studies, and worry about this stuff aftr college.
Eek that’s a long time to wait!
After college seems a little bit… you know.
Listen to your mother, of course (always listen to your mother, kids) but if I were you, I would definately talk to guys (if I were straight haha) and talk to theta about the big problems—I think it’s something that I would like to look back in and think, “wow, that was so long ago, but I’m glad I lived a little,”
Anyway, best of luck with the lucky boy! If he doesn’t like you, so what? But if he does, maybe that’s a leap you’d want to take?
(Hehe ignore my rambles sry)
Crushes are tricky things, so if you ever need this oldie’s advice, tag me in your activity and tell me all about what you’re going through!
You’re right, Yami. If he (5.89% chance he does) DOES like me, I think I’ll be…more-than-friends-but-less-than-boyfriend-and-I-don’t-think-that’s-a-thing-but-I’m-making-it-one
I still talk to boys+girls, heck I’m not gonna be a lonely crab my whole life. Also, I’m prolly not THAT straight either. Or gay—maybe in-between.
Ahaha no you’re not a lonely crab,
Even if you do become more-than-friends-but-not-dating (I think it may be called “friends with benefits” ..?) I’d say that if he had any sense, he’d def like you
And if your gay (to some extent) then that’s fine too!! We’re having an sge site pride celebration, if you didn’t know! Anyone can join! Even if they’re questioning, or straight, or queer, it doesn’t matter- we welcome everyone! -not sure you knew about site pride, but if u did, then come joinnnnn
I am option E! Eyyyyy hello fellow NASA scientist and dancer!
(No, you’re option F, that’s way better than E) Hello Miss Wise! Isn’t that a strange mix? A NASA Scientist Author who can Dance and wants to Act???? What’s the probabity of me being all of those things (I estimate 0.011% but I don’t even know what tht’s supposed to mean). HOW ARE YOU?! Things going good over there? Want any advice, or like memes? Or something else??
*shudders* *eyes turn red* Never. Call me. Miss Wise. Again. *returns to normal.
What’s option E? Why don’t i want to be that?
I mean.. I can be an author but I’m not that into writing. Acting weirds me out but I would totally love to do it if it wasn’t so weird.
F! F! I’ll be F! Anything but E!
(Although, I wouldn’t mind “wise girl” if you’re so inclined)
K, Wise Girl it is, I’m calling you that for the rest of my life and no one’s gonna stop me
Hey! I don’t think I’ve ever come across you, but thanks for the tag! It must be so had to be stuck somewhere that’s not your home. I would love to get to know you!
Me too @anniej, we could, like, have an interview on my activity, that could help! It’s defs hard being here, but on the othr hand I like it here. Tell me abt yourself! Like fave foods, weird event that occured in your life,
what shampoo you use, fave color. Thank you so much for commentin!