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Hypothetically, if Lady Lesso and Professor Dovey got married, would either of them take the other’s last name? Would it be Lady Lesso and Professor Lesso? Or Lady Dovey and Professor Dovey? Or would they take each other’s title? Lady Lesso and Lady Dovey? Professor Lesso and Professor Dovey? I need answers, Soman.
Ummmm… I feel like if they got married, they would keep their original names, but I really don’t know.
LADY LESSO-DOVEY AND PROFESSOR DOVEY-LESSO
I think it would be just their names, Lady Lesso and Professor Dovey.
PS. Who do yyou like more? I like Professor Dovey. Mostly because I’m an Ever.
Professor Dovey’s one of my favorite characters, especially because of her chapter in ACOT, What Makes Your Heart Beat?
Lady Lesso is my favorite, she sacrificed her life to fight/kill her own son. Basically she sacrificed her son and herself to save Sophie and others
Yeah, you’re right. I do like Lady Lesso.
PS. How did she keep her first name secret? What do you think?
My personal headcanon is that when she went to the School for Evil, she either blackmailed all of the teachers into keeping her first name a secret and just calling her “Lesso” or she simply cut them off every period at attendance, where they said, “L–” “–esso of (Bloodbrook? Ravenbow??? idk)”
(I think she’s from Netherwood)
Sophie in this book: Okay, I know you think my judgement is a little clouded because I like Rhian.
Agatha: You doodled your wedding invitations.
Sophie: No, that’s our joint tombstone.
Agatha: My mistake.
Kiko: *sees a stuffed animal on the floor beside her bed*
Kiko: I’m a terrible mother
Oop-
Tedros: we all have our demons
Tedros, pointing at Agatha who is crouching in a corner like a gargoyle: she’s mine
Hahahahahahaha
Tedros: So I hear you like cats?
Agatha: Yup.
Tedros:
Tedros: *pushes a glass off the table*
Kiko: *swears*
Sophie: Who taught her that?
Sophie: oh wait
Sophie, smugly pointing to herself: It was me
Agatha, with a shoe: so it WAS you
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Tedros: *gets a paper cut* ow
Agatha: lol loser
*Later, with Camelot’s c…[Read more]
Notif! The one in court- hot milky 🤣, and the one in the vent- I am laughing so hard inwardly right now but I’m in class so I can’t laugh out loud
the best, ever. These are hilarious. I especially love this one:
Tedros: *sneezes*
Agatha, from inside the vents: bless you
Tedros, gasping: god???
AHAHA the sophie and lady lesso one i can’t-
Rhian: why are you two always out during rainstorms?
Japeth: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of fresh rainfall.
Aric: Japeth bet me twelve dollars that I couldn’t get struck by lightning and he’s WRONG
(: ⚡️🙂
LOLL YASS
I love the one with Sophie at beauty and the feast!
a Homophobe: It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
Rhian: you need to Adam and leave
Hort, running in: Hey! Hey!
Agatha, whispering: Be quiet! Sophie finally fell asleep!
Hort, whispering: oh sorry
Agatha, whispering: it’s okay. what did you need?
Hort, whispering: there’s a fire
Agatha, crawling into the kitchen at 3 AM: wHere is the AppLey juiCe
Tedros, hitting her with a broom: STAY AWAY FROM ME DEMON
tagggggggggg
2nd version
@therealclarissadovey
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@gummibear2434
@lilkelp
@imaginationland
Tedros: *gets a paper cut* ow
Agatha: lol loser
*Later, with Camelot’s council*
Some member o…[Read more]
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Kei: one time i had a crush on someone and i didn’t know how to handle it so i filled his car with heart-shaped confetti
Aric: wow
Rhian: how funny! One time I went to my car and it was filled with heart-shaped confetti!
Kei: haha, crazy! I have to go water my dog now
KEI IS A MOOD KEI IS A MOOD KEI IS A MOOD SAY IT WITH ME-
*heaveeee* 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😋 Kei yasssss
Rhian: why are you two always out during rainstorms?
Japeth: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of fresh rainfall.
Aric: Japeth bet me twelve dollars that I couldn’t get struck by lightning and he’s WRONG
Yeah that sounds accurate. Love these!!!!!
I LOVE ALL OF THESE
*casually is wheezing*
Guess who deleted her comment by accident
Hort, running in: Hey! Hey!
Agatha, whispering: Be quiet! Sophie finally fell asleep!
Hort, whispering: oh sorry
Agatha, whispering: it’s okay. what did you need?
Hort, whispering: there’s a fire
Agatha, crawling into the kitchen at 3 AM: wHere is the AppLey juiCe
Tedros, hitting her with a broom
unrelated but I just sent a very risky text to my crush and got left on read
What was it?
“salad is actually the illuminati and is controlling us all”
I guess I’m posting three versions of these now because I’ve got 52 dang tags. That’s illegal
@doublen
@themind-readergirl
@foxwoodeagle
@sgebooklover123456
@cutenesslily
@bryannahstevens
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@yellowsnek
@evergirl391
Tedros: *gets a paper…[Read more]
I’m very disappointed in you all. You were my originals. I was gonna give you guys another meme but I don’t think I will now.
I WILL COMMENT 🤩😆😄
**** this was awesome!!!!!!!!!!! (*whispers* I could give you 8 more notifs if you want?)
*Imao
It would make me feel better. The least you could do for so rudely IGNORING ME
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Satisfactory
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lol
yo these were greatttt
also the one about knitting made me remember how I tried learning but never got the hang of it
favorite was the one with callis agatha and the duck SJDHKJSDHKJSDHKS
Oh these are awesomeeeee!
a Homophobe: It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
Rhian: you need to Adam and leave
Hort, running in: Hey! Hey!
Agatha, whispering: Be quiet! Sophie finally fell asleep!
Hort, whispering: oh sorry
Agatha, whispering: it’s okay. what did you need?
Hort, whispering: there’s a fire
Pftttttttt
Agatha, crawling into the kitchen at 3 AM: wHere is the AppLey juiCe
Tedros, hitting her with a broom
I-
Me tho lol
@everneveracademy
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@delilahkitty
@aestheticbibliophile
@alanasge
@halfrida
@raynaevil809
@mune
@orpal
@coraem
@gummibear2434
@lilkelp
@imaginationland
@madnsocal
@tagatha4life21
@thestoriangirl
@frogpajamas
@aggieskywalker15
@teija
@fluffyclouds52
@sophieandagatha4eversge
@catsforeverandever
@silvernevermore
@mystreetfa…[Read more]
HASHAHAHHAA PLSS I LOVE THIS
THE LAST ONE I CAN’T
TAGGG!!
I CAN’T. THESE ARE HILARIOUS, AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH IN CLASS!!
Sophie: When I was born, God said “She’s too perfect for this world”
Tedros: Please, when you were born, Satan said “finally, competition
The School Master, after kidnapping Readers and putting them into fairytales: I have made the perfect students
Gavaldon: You messed up perfectly good children is what you did. Look at them, they’ve got anxiety
AHAHA I’M DYING RN THESE ARE HILARIOUS
BAHAGAHAAAAA ANXIETY
This is hilarious, please tag if you do another 😀
Oml tysm for these, like seriously these really brightened my day and were utterly hilarious 🤣 😂
“Japeth: My favorite bath bomb is a toaster” HRBTBTJJTNEBRBRBBEBE HAHAHAHAHHA
“The plot chickens” URBTBTHHR IM DYING RN HAHAHAHA
Tedros: Three years ago, I married my best friend
Tedros: Agatha was understandably upset, but in our defense, Chaddick and I were really ***** and thought it would be hilarious
sweet home alabama
Yes Rayna-
I honestly just now remembered that Tedros and Chaddick are related—
My brain blocked it out
XD I hadn’t thought about it til I saw this comment it only makes the meme funnier XD
hahaha plsss I love this tag me!
Agatha, quietly: the plot chickens
I- AND THE LAST ONE XDDDDDD I LOVED IT
This is wicked! Tag!
Agatha, pulling up to the restaurant: Can you grab us a table?
Tedros: Sure
Later,
Tedros, running out of the restaurant carrying a table: START THE CAR
yesss haha
tag!!
PPPPPFFFFFFTTTTTTT THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THESE HILARIOUS MEMES OR ANY I FIND ON THIS STU.PID WEBSITE OMGOMGOMG
Agatha: I did that thing adults can do where you buy a whole cake and then eat it.
Agatha: I am eating a whole cake.
Agatha, later: Update: there is more cake than I imagined
Agatha: I see now why my mother didn’t let me do this
Bc Agatha….
baAhahAHHAhHAHAHhahhaHAhaha-
aaaah yes, those are good
Japeth, posting a picture of him and Aric on Instagram: happy six year anniversary!
Rhian: i love your top
Aric: I have a name, you know
Rhian: …i meant his shirt
oh god-
@doublen
@themind-readergirl
@foxwoodeagle
@sgebooklover123456
@cutenesslily
@bryannahstevens
@anadilforever7
@poco
@uraza169
@cattyrose
@lunalovegoodfan
@cocodaprankster
@neeka
@u-s-a
@sophieandagatha49346
@yellowsnek
@evergirl391
@therealclarissadovey
@lulu256
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Whassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Tedros:…[Read more]
👏 CULTURED 👏 BY 👏 BLOOD 👏
lies, 28 is one of the best multiples of 4
Opinions on 12?
Hmmm, pretty good if a little overused. 16 is the worst
BUT IT’S A PERFECT SQUARE
YEAH BUT 6 IS THE WORST DIGIT
NO, 7 IS THE WORST
WHAT NO 7 IS THE BEST
3 is complete best digit but when it comes to actual numbers 42 kudos and congrats to anyone who understands why 42 is best— nErDy
Sophie: When I was born, God said “She’s too perfect for this world”
Tedros: Please, when you were born, Satan said “finally, competition
as for 12 I think it’s the Hestadil one (sorry I’m bad at counting) but 1) Stan Hestadil and 2) very accurate
The School Master, after kidnapping Readers and putting them into fairytales: I have made the perfect students
Gavaldon: You messed up perfectly good children is what you did. Look at them, they’ve got anxiety
AHAHAHAHAH ANGEL THESE ARE PERFECT DON’T STOPPPPPP
yesssssssssssssssssssssss
OHMYGOSH WILLIAM SNAKESPEARE!!!! Hilarious!
*loud pop*
Agatha, calmly: well that was painful
Agatha: I did that thing adults can do where you buy a whole cake and then eat it.
Agatha: I am eating a whole cake.
Agatha, later: Update: there is more cake than I imagined
Agatha: I see now why my mother didn’t let me do this
YES YES YES
THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME SMILE TODAY
Japeth, posting a picture of him and Aric on Instagram: happy six year anniversary!
Rhian: i love your top
Aric: I have a name, you know
Rhian: …i meant his shirt
OMG read it and the millisecond the joke clicked I almost burst out laughing that’s so messed up but it’s true—
I’m like 80% sure it’s Twig’s birthday today, could someone confirm or deny because I don’t want to make a huge mistake
Who’s Twig? It is @/agathatedros06’s birthday, though
@/boomboompancakes
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life makes sense now-
not sure………………… 🙁
I’m not sure.
It was yesterday.
Eliot’s is today.
CURSES I MISSED IT
Correction. Eliot’s is tomorrow. The doc lied.
One time in my fifth grade class I was at the Scholastic Book Fair and since I get an allowance and buy practically nothing, I had a lot of money to spend. I was milling around after I had bought what I wanted to and saw my classmate talking about how he wasn’t able to buy a graphic novel that he wanted. Now I had a crush on this classmate in p…[Read more]
This is, of course, different from the time I bought my other crush a Super Smash Bros poster two years later
That is really sweet of you. But curses Gavin! You should’ve paid her back. Just think of all of the things you could’ve bought with an extra $12!
Oh, and you should collect some interest on it. After all it’s been years
Yeah! I could’ve bought, like seven packs of gum!
Ugh a similar thing happened to me! So I think I was maybe 9 and me and my friends used to swap stuff, as you do, so I had just lent her my Hermione Granger wand and she gave it back and I put it in my bag (zipped up) and these 2 boys in my year went into the corridor and were playing with it or something and they snapped it somehow and they were…[Read more]
BAHAHAHAHAHH
that’s really nice of you! and yes Gavin needs to pay you back…. you could’ve bought an extra book,,,
Holding back is for cowards
👀
What angel said. Hit us.
One, yes, yes I very much am.
Two, in my defense, I didn’t know it was twelve dollars when I offered and I didn’t want to back out when I did find out.
Hi, Jun. Hi, Soman.
I don’t actually know if you see these anymore.
If you don’t, that’s perfectly fine! I get that you have priorities, and filming has taken top spot! That’s great, and I’m super excited for it! Tell the actors we said hi!
But I’m sort of tired of waiting.
The revamp was supposed to come after Open Chat first went down.
It’s…[Read more]
*I nod*
I agree with everything you said in this.
I know you aren’t gone completely as you said, but I’m really going too miss you <3
Kinda crazy how the time has flown by, isn't it?
You joined the site a little over 3 years ago. For me, a fair bit more than 4. Or something close to that math.
So much has happened but also so much that won't…[Read more]
Can I just say that you’ve managed to exactly capture my feelings about this site? Like… I could’ve written this. This is what I would say. Wow. Kinda shocked, probably shouldn’t be. I’ve been really inactive too and am only here because Bailey sent me. Thanks for saying it, Angel. I’ll miss you.
Exactly what Erin said, you pretty much just summed up all my feelings on the issue. I think we’ve all been kind of slipping away from the site a bit. I know I’m much less active than I used to be. I’ll miss you a ton, but hopefully I’ll see you again soon. Bye <3
Wow. This sums up exactly how I feel about the site right now. I used to wake up to 20 notifs, and now I only get like 4, there aren’t as many posts, and the site isn’t what it used to be.
Also, can any of you see your favorites? Because if I click on my favorites, it’s just a blank screen
I can see mine???
Ok, maybe it’s just my problem. Thanks!
I honestly don’t have anything to add here. You said it all.
^^^^^^^^^
Angel im gonna miss you so much <33
your sge memes made me laugh out loud so hard, and I think many would say the same. You're such an incredible hooman and even if you're not completely gone ik I'll miss you loads.
And everything you said……………. it's so true. The revamp is seeming less and less real, and the more time ticks away the…[Read more]
ALSO IM SO SORRY IM SO LATE I’M LITERALLY ONLY CHECKING MENTIONS ON SITE NOW SDFGHJKJHGFDFGHJ
ily tash <333
😭😭💖💖
OMG I totally get where you’re coming from but you were my main source of SGE memes whatever shall I do for new memes!!!! Either way it’s your decision and It’s cool whatever but imma miss you!!