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I’ve been trying to figure out what my hair looks like.
I HAVE SUKI HAIR NOW
Left brain: Get up already. Don’t be a coward.
Right brain: I’m not a coward! I’m warm!
Left brain:
Right brain: *burrows deeper into blanket pile*
I’m with your right brain. Stay cozy and warmmmmmm
Why on earth would you want to get up? XD
Left brain: Oh, I don’t know, the virtual class we have to attend in two minutes!
Right brain: Please. We don’t even like Civics.
Left brain: yES WE DO YOU’RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU LIKE SLEEP MORE
Right brain: Yes.
Right brain is right, blankets are the best. Especially when your room is cold in the morning even though the heater is on…
for me, it’s more like:
Right: sleeeeeeeeeep
Left: no get up you’re only tired because you slept late
Right: sleeep is better
Left: sleep early and stop procrastinating
right: S L E E P
me: *eventually gets up….. sometime*
That pUn-
ahAHAHA
How could I didn’t think of it sooner XD
Left brain, rubbing temples: You two deserve each other.
Right brain, pulling Lady into a hug: Dang right we do!
Left brain: What have I done to deserve this. I was a good child. I didn’t talk back to my parents. I ate my vegetables. Why am I subject to such torment?
Right brain: Probably because we ate that chocolate yesterday instead of breakfast.
Left brain: tHAT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT
Right brain: And now you’re deflecting blame. I mean, really.
@blondieonfire
@outdoorpoet
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@ladyofthebooksge
@sophiethequeengoddess
@takan
@delilahkitty
In the morning, I wake up as the sun streams through the small window above my bed. For a moment, I blink blurrily. I don’t have a window in my room. Then I remember where I am. I’m at Epsilon, and I’m about to break out.
Hurriedly, I dress, pulli…[Read more]
*I smile* Thank you for the tags, as usual. I feel like I”m seeing myself in these characters in a way I usually do not… ah this is amazing.
amazing as always, and yess they did it! Thanks for tagging me
I have decided that I want to start writing on this site again. I will be writing about AUs that I have either come up with or found somewhere.
AU 1: Genderfluid/gender non-conforming/enby/not cis Agatha, Sophie, or Tedros in the events of SGE. I would be very happy with any combination of those options.
AU 2: Never Tedros, where the Mistral…[Read more]
I would love to see AU 3 because i’m a sucker for college AUs and anything gay really lol. Tag me in whatever you do though!
Gonna get my hair cut tomorrow, for the first time in almost five years
I’m so proud of myself, I’m actually writing again.
@doublen
@themind-readergirl
@foxwoodeagle
@sgebooklover123456
@cutenesslily
@bryannahstevens
@anadilforever7
@poco
@uraza169
@cattyrose
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@neeka
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@sophieandagatha49346
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@therealclarissadovey
@lulu256
@epitomeofperfection
@rainbowlion
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@everneveracademy
@ssssssssssssssss…[Read more]
XD dying!!! The one w/ the bois though I’m dying!!! I started laughing and my bro asked what happenned and I said memes. He rolled his eyes and went back to what he was doing.
Rhian: Why are you *****?
Japeth: Uh, I don’t have any clothes
Rhian, opening the closet: Sure you do. You’ve got this shirt, these pants, hi Aric, this jacket, that hoodie
GEGYIWYGWYIEGIYG THIS WAS IN MY DREAM BUT WITH HAMILTON, ELIZA, AND LAURENS
Thank you so much these r so awesome I’m dying😂😂
The last one me too Agatha me too
Tedros: ur the girl of my dreams
Agatha: you only have nightmares
Tedros: yeah
Responses to “I’d die for you”:
Hester, Anadil: Then perish
Aric, Japeth, Sophie: You will
Kiko, Nicola, Dot: Please don’t
Merlin, Guinevere, Robin, most of the adults: That’s nice
Tedros, Agatha: nOT IF I DIE FOR YOU FIRST
Rhian: Why does Japeth have a knife?
Aric: He felt unsafe, so I gave him one.
Rhian: Well now I feel unsafe.
Aric: Oh. I’m sorry.
Rhian:
Aric:
Rhian:
Aric: Would you like a knife, too?
Dot, reading a fortune cookie: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Anadil and Hester, in perfect unison, mouths full: Kill two.
Tedros: Hello Agatha, Sophie.
Sophie:
Agatha:
Tedros: so you may be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling
Tedros is gonna stare into Agatha’s eyes to try and make her uncomfortable but she’s going to wink back and make him flustered
There’s a boy in my class who likes to do that to this one girl (our teacher always teases them about liking each other). I should suggest to her to do that.
Tedros: *winks* I guess you could say I fell for you
Agatha, in disbelief: how is it possible for a human being to fall down three flights of stairs and survive—
Hester: How was school today?
Hestadil’s child: I got pushed by some kid.
Hester: Did you push him back?
Hestadil’s child: No, he was bigger than me.
Hester: … Anadil?
Anadil, cracking her knuckles: On it.
Rhian: The Dead Sea is the saltiest thing on earth
Rhian, to Aric: Besides you, of course
{the everboys left in school alone}
Nicholas: Since I’m the oldest here, that makes me in charge and Chaddick my wife.
Tedros: That makes no sense.
Chaddick: Don’t you speak to your father that way
Agatha: What are you bringing to dinner?
Sophie: My negative attitude and sparkling personality
Hort: I hate when people are like “on a scale of one to ten” like bold of you to assume i can count
Yes, Hort cannot count. He also cannot read and he enjoys howling at the moon.
Rhian, to Aric: We aren’t scared of you!
Kei: I kind of am
Rhian: SILENCE
Police officer: You’re under arrest for trying to fit three people on a motorcycle.
Tedros: Wait—THREE?
Police officer: Yes.
Tedros, doing a quick head count: OH NO
Police officer: What?
Tedros: AGATHA FELL OFF
XD I’ve seen this for kotlc, too!!! How, tedros, did you not notice your wife fell of the motorcycle?!?!?
Sophie: Did you eat my chicken?
Agatha: Yeah, sorry 🥺
Sophie: It’s okay, I can buy more!
~~~~~
Sophie: Did you eat my chicken?
Tedros: Yeah
Sophie: *slaps Tedros*
Sophie would most definitely do that. Perhaps Tedros should’ve apologized, though I’m not sure that would make a difference.
Sophie @ one of her students: You’re so poor you can’t even pay attention.
{At Beauty and the Feast}
Sophie and Rhian: *reach for their food at the same time, hands touch, have a magical moment*
Agatha and Tedros: *reach for their food at the same time, hands touch*
Agatha: Get your hands off my fries
A sleep-deprived Agatha: Ah, yes, baguettes. The snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest ****** eels, good sir.
Baker: What?
Tedros: Ignore her.
Japeth: How’s the food?
Kei: It’s great, send compliments to the chef
Japeth: Okay
*In the kitchen*
Japeth: You have beautiful eyes
Aric: O…kay?
Hort: In my experience, you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood by her hands. For example, if she’s holding a knife, she’s probably angry.
Unless it Hester. Hester would be caught holding a knife for no reason. Or Maria (sophieforever33)
Agatha, who is holding a knife and using it to cut an apple: …
Hort: I didn’t choose the cool life. It didn’t choose me either. I’m not cool.
Murderer, on the phone: I can see you
Tedros:
Murderer:
Tedros: Do I look good?
Hort: I’m depressed.
Sophie: You mean, I have attracted the big sad.
Agatha: I may look fly, but I wanna die.
Tedros: I’m dressed to impress but I’m stressed and depressed.
I’ve been eating ice for the past twenty minutes, I can’t feel the inside of my mouth anymore, and I regret nothing
Child
I’m L I V I N G
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