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Ladies, gentlemen, boys, girls, Evers, Nevers, and every delightful shade in between! I know you have been getting lots and lots of mentions these days, but this is special! I would like to introduce you to…
My little brother! @dartfrog! Please give him a very warm welcome!
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I actually have an official welcoming that I will give you even though your sister will probably tell you everything about the site, but here it is anyway! Heyo! 💙 Welcome to the School for Good and Evil!! (aka the MADHOUSE!) I’m Eloise and I am a third year 50/50 girl. You can click on my username @eloiseruizpalma to view my activity. There are a few basic rules here… okay.. So… Remember you always have to be kind and considerate to others. You can’t post one liners in any of the RP groups (RP 0, RP 1, RP 2, RP 3 or fan fic) because they push down important posts, clogs up the area and slows down the site. One liners are accepted in the open chat, questions for soman, website central and book talk chats. When posting bio’s on any RP chats, your characters MUST HAVE FLAWS!! If they don’t they are called Mary Sues and are not fun to read about! If you want to tag somebody, you need to put an @ and then their name.. For example @eloiseruizpalma ! Don’t join the book chats (chatting about the handbook, ACoT, etc) if you have not read them!! Spoilers are posted all the time so it’s pointless! And NEVER quote the bee movie! Food fights and parties sometimes happen, so feel free to join them or begin one! But don’t make too many as it gets confusing. There are many different clubs you can join here as well as RPs. The doc for docs link is… https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MQWs_BQQVvtqybfBCS9uHOu3cdasxioC_AJeoudW0jg/edit?usp=sharing . Feel free to join any, but a few you may need to ask permission.
If you want to use emojis in posts, here’s how to do that! (btw, no spaces in between!!)
🙂 is : )
🙁 is : (
😀 is : D
😛 is : P
😮 is : o
😉 is ; )
😐 is : |
😆 is : lol :
😎 is : cool :
😕 is : ??? :
We also have some abbreviations for a few words. For example…
RP stands for Role Play
POV stands for Point of View
OC stands for Original / Own Character
Here’s how to collects ranking points…
-200 points = For new members
-15 points = For commenting on a blog post in the ‘school news’ section
-10 points = For each day you visit
-0 points = For each comment in the Common Room
-There is also sometimes a special assignment where once you answer/comment, you will receive a certain amount of points. At the moment you can earn 70 ranking points!
Once you reach 1000 ranking points, you are no longer a newbie!!!
When you write a story you must include a bio of your main characters. If you introduce an important character in the middle of your story, you have to include a bio, so we know a bit about them! Here is the bio template…
When writing stories, remember no plagiarism!
(@boomboompancakes) Twig, Berry.. it’s time to get the welcoming song!!
Oh… and one more thing, try not to die 🙂 (literally!!)
If you have any other questions, feel free to ask! We’re happy to answer
Welcome! I can not wait to meet you! I think you don’t need an explanation, your sister is a wonderful person.
yo! Welcome to the sge site! don’t quote the bee movie, beware of bob the dimension hopping alien and his band of bright pink bunnies, and try not to die!
Welcome to the site! Have an awesome time here, and try not to die 😉
Welcome to the site, and as many of my sisters said, try not to die! Just a heads up, 98% of the peeps here are girls soooo
Hello!! As many people have already said, welcome– and please don’t die!
Hey, welcome to the website! I see @/eloiseruizpalma has already given you an official welcome, and I’m sure Angel has already told you everything
HIII! Your sister is really kind! I know that was weird, but I’m quite odd. As the others say, try not to die! I’m Arctic, Second year (Almost still a First), Nevergirl. My talent is currently basically Harry Potter spells and stuff like that. If you’d like to join site classes, talk to @/Royalfudge! Have fun and make friends!
Hello, welcome to the site!! i’m a first (almost second) year young. Evergirl. The rest of the people pretty much summed up the introduction there, so I’ll just say that I hope you have a great time here!
Yes, please do. Welcome to a place of dangerous people- ahem, very nice dangerous people. NEVER EVER I MEAN EVER QUOTE THE BEE MOVIE. unless you want eternal dam.n.ation on us all. Also, Twig and Berry, get over here!
Yessss. BERRY AND TWIIIIGGGGGGGG GIVE THIS CHILD A PROPER MAGICAL SITE GREETINGGGG
*takes deep breath*
TWIG!!!! BERRY!!!! COME WELCOME DARTFROG, ICEANGEL’S LITTLE BROTHER!!!
*coughs from yelling so loudly*
*turns to dartfrog*
I know I already said welcome, but hi!
We’re all crazy here, but you’ll get used to it. Eventually.
Well, that’s all! See you around!
Hello! Welcome to the site! Try not to die! And don’t quote the bee movie.
Another newbie! Berry, get the welcome wagon!
“Way ahead of you, Twig!”
*Berry wheels in the musical wagon which begins to play music*
*i dance around and sing*
Welcome welcome welcome
A fine welcome to you!
*Berry twirls by you as she joins the song*
“Welcome welcome welcome, I say how do you do?”
*she blows a trumpet in your ear and twirls away*
*i skip all around banging a drum*
Welcome welcome welcome
I say hip hip hooray!
*Berry and I both dance and harmonize on this last line*
Welcome welcome welcome to SGE todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!
*i toss confetti* WHOOOOOO
*Berry points up her wand and fireworks shoot out and explode in the air: POOM, POOM, POOM, POOM, POOOMMM*
*I pull out a felt pop-up card and hold it out to you*
*it opens, and out pop swan icons and colorful letters spelling out “WELCOME TO THE SGE SITE!”*
*”WELCOME TO SGE!” cheer recorded voices from the card, which then proceeds to spray glitter in your face*
So, congratulations! You’ve fallen down the rabbit hole into the wonderland that is the SGE site! It’s an endless kaleidoscope of stories, friendships, poems, random silliness…
“Food fights, parties, near-death experiences, imaginary friends like me…”
And just overall insanity. But the main rule is, insanity means…
*in unison* FUN!
“There are very few rules here. One of them is, don’t be a j.erk or start fights.”
And by that we mean fights like petty arguments, insults, drama, bullying and stuff. Actual fighting is okay. Fighting with food, weapons, magic, pillows, anything, the more intense it gets the more fun it is–even a bit of bloodshed is fine if it’s during a fight like the kinds I just described and it’s already gotten super intense. Or some other scenario has been set up around it.
“So like, yeah, action and combat is fine, drama and insults and generally acting mean to people isn’t.”
Oh, and watch out for Bob, the alien who stole the 12th puzzle piece of the swan search game. He’s been known to zap people.
“And NEVER quote The Bee Movie. EVER. Otherwise the shadows will come alive and try to kill us all.”
Some newbies in the past have done this despite repeated warnings, but seriously it is VERY VERY DANGEROUS. And having too many Bee Movie Incidents takes the fun out of it.
“Plus apparently too many site users don’t even know how to properly fight the shadows off anymore, and we have reason to believe the shadows know this and plan to take advantage.”
So for the love of EVERYTHING, please refrain.
The RP groups are just for writing stories. You make bios for your characters and start writing! There are also, of course, as you probably saw, groups for talking about the books, and a group for asking Soman questions, and one for talking about who you want to play the characters when the movies come out, etc.
Most of the talking about random stuff and getting up to all kinds of chaos happens on the Open Chat.
“The Open Chat is closed for repairs right now, but it may come back soon! And we have this doc to replace it until then!
We suggest going to the first post on @catsruleforever‘s activity page to learn more of the basics around this place.
So. Now that’s we’ve said all this..
Enjoy being part of the Ever Never Army!
“If you have any questions, just ask. Everycreature here is super nice and will totally help you out! 🙂 ”
My name is Yami, third year 5050 girl!
Apologies, I haven’t made an updated welcome speech yet,😅
If you need anything, just tag me, @gris
Welcome to the School for Good and Evil! I am Natalie, a 1st year Evergirl. Try to stay alive, and most importantly, explore the deepest parts of your imagination!
Don’t quote the bee movie. Why? Because:
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.
*I start throwing glowsticks and colored flashlights to everyone*
Buckle up, kids!
I put on a crown of glowsticks and get into shadow fighting stance. Buckle up, everyone! V!!!!!!!!!!! (She’s very good at casual fighting, but prefers to watch (and eat snacks) during rp fights)
Is it bad that I’m more excited than freaked out? I mean I’ve never partaken in anything like this. *catches one of Angel’s glowsticks and a grabs a glow in the dark steel sword and awaits the demons arrival* I am so ready for this!!!
WTH? *grabs glowsticks and puts them together to make a sword* WHEEEEEEEE *Starts jabbing people randomly*
Hey! *I playfully spar you with a sword made of Christmas lights wrapped around a super long pretzel eod*
Aaaah a quoting!
*grabs my fire crossbow and start shooting glowsricks at random*
*summons a large cauldron of pure light* I have no idea what i’m doing!
Well, you’re doing good, so that’s something! *I fill a cup with the light, drink it, and jump a bit, turning myself into a human glowstick *
So do I!
*Starts throwing flying lanterns from rapunzel and hitting random things with my crossbow*
READY AS I’LL EVER BEEEEE
*I douse myself in the light, and give everyone I can find giant hugs so they’re covered in light too*
*i start glowing from angels hug and whip out a sword and shield made of pure glowsticks. I jump into fighting stance and await the shadow’s arrival*
*I douse my arrows in light and start shooting the shadows. I bring out a glitter cannon and start dousing everyone in it*
*I get out the sun guns*
Okay, this is serious. Anyone want one?
*I hand the two of you sun guns*
One warning- try not to miss. These things can shoot out walls, which isn’t always a bad thing, but I’d like the room to remain relatively intact.
*I hand Lily a gun*
The poor wall. Oh well…
*I snipe some of the shadows*
Oh. Lovely. This will be fun. *I form a fireball in my hands and get ready to shoot*
YoU qUoTeD tHe BeE mOviE?! *Sparks begin to shoot out of the ceiling. The floor shakes and the walls begin to crumble. I run up the stairs and find a place out of the collapsing building. I throw a rope down* Here, if you want to be saved, grab onto this!
Okay guys, I’ll make sure you don’t hit the walls. Try me. *Grabs rope*
EAT THIS!!!! * hands Jaic a glowing cake* WE WILL ALL DIE!!!!! SOMEONE QUOTED THE BEE MOVIE!!!
10 things you already knew about a crystal of time.
1. it is a book.
2. it has a spine, like most books.
3. it is called a crystal of time.
4.two people on the cover are wearing crowns.
5. the other two people are not wearing crowns.
6.two of the people on the cover are blond.
7. the other two people are not blond.
8.it has pages, like most books.
9. it tells a story, like other books
10. it is the 5th book in the school for good and evil series.
reply thedros if you want me to do this for the other books.
*I haul you up into the bubble. It breaks free from the metal pole, causing us to float up in the sky. A switch on the bottom appears, I look up at @everimagine* Should I press it? It could help us get out of this mess..
Ooh, thanks! *I peer at the switch* Hm, well, we don’t want to make things worse…but on the other hand, there’s only one way to find out if it helps!
*I slam my hand down on the switch and light pierces the darkness. Everything becomes a blur and suddenly I look around. Beneath the bubble is a glass floor, and underneath the glass floor is the mess the shadows made.* I guess we’re safe, but I’m not so sure about the others.. *I turn around to see @everimagine @lilybug567 and @ladyofthebooksge as well as a shadow* AAAHHH HELPP!! WE’RE TRAPPED IN A BUBBLE ABOVE THE WORLD WITH A SHADOW!!
*i run around hitting the shadows with glow stick hair brushes (anyone ge the reference?). I teleport to a glow stick shop and get a bunch of extras for The whole team. I throw glowsticks everywhere at everyone*
Looks like I’ve missed a lot! *jabs my sword at a demon and spin kicks my bright neon glowing sneakers at another* this is one interesting welcoming ceremony! *I turn and slash at another demon* am i the only one that feels like a really cool Shadowhunter? If you know who Jem, Tessa, and Will are you are my new best friend.
Yesss that reference is perfect
*I make the glowsricks explode in a colorful, glowing display on the shadows as the hiss away. Fire projectiles from my crossbow fly across the room, hopefully they’ll repel shadows*
*I slather the bubble with glitter and glow in the dark paint. A rope made out of light dangles from it, for people to climb up*
*i smear glow stick paint on face* oh, you wanna go? This is WAR!!!! *whips out sword and starts dueling you while everyone else stares*
(Okay I’ve never done this before, so I’m winging this thing)
You’re supposed to hit the demons, not me! *I dodge your strike and pull out my own sword*
* I plunge my flaming torches into the shadows and explode them using my talent. I continue throwing glowsticks and glow cake at random*
*joins @eloiseruizpalma in her bubble*
I CAN RECRUIT ANOTHER CITIZEN OF THE RICE KINGDOMMMM
what’s going on
*I run around in circles*
LADY HALP ME TOO
*I throw the glowing rope to @everbound and pull her up to eloise’s bubble.*
There’s been a bee movie quoting…. trying to fight off shadows here
*gives her a glowstick sword*
I haven’t done one of these before, but here goes nothing!
*Start chucking glowsticks every where, not really caring if I hit someone*
Be free glowsticks!!!! Live a free life!
* snaps glow stick in half and spills liquid onto shadows* Look! They’re disappearing!
Hi @dartfrog! I’m HJ, I used to have a demon, but it flew somewhere else and I forgot his name. I love Hester, but whatever I am I am not like her. Welcome to the site, and try not to die 😛
I’ve never been in a fight against the shadows before. *starts waving glowstick around randomly*
Me neither. I just joined it now.
*looks at other people snapping their glowsticks*
*uses magic to make the glowstick grow*
*snaps it and pours the liquid onto the shadows*
*I repeat that until I run out of glowsticks*
Yikes. Who even quoted the Bee Movie and summoned the shadows?
(Probably a newbie)
I have. If you wanna live, make as much light as you can. *Grabs wand* LUMOS MAXIMA! LUMOS MAXIMA! LUMOS MAXIMA! *Shadows retreat as light soars towards them*
*I look for a good source of light.* Uh . . . *I grab my booklight* Does this work?
AGUMENTI! I HEARD WATER AND SNOW ARE BAD FOR SHADOWS…. IS THIS OKAY? *flourishes wand* EXPETO PATRONUM! *a glowing Polar Bear tackles shadows and wrestles them away from us*
*i switch into phoenix-dragon-unicorn-troll form, light up my hair, and start whacking shadows with it*
*Berry shoots light beams from her wand in all directions hitting as many shadows as possible*
*she switches into troll form too and starts using her hair like me*
*i swing my flashlights all around*
*Berry produces a huge BURST of light from her wand, sending a ton of shadows recoiling and screeching for a moment, then we both start shooting all he light beams we can at them all*
*I pick up a glowstick and my booklight and throw them at the shadows* Unfortunately, in the crowd, I lost them.
*I throw effie another glowstick*
*Flaming torches hit the shadows as I shoot glowsticks, fireballs, torches out of my flaming crossbow*
*hands @effie another glowstick* Dude, don’t throw your weapons away like that.
*eyes widen as the booklight and glowstick you just threw are swallowed up by the shadows and flicker before going out entirely*
…Uh-oh. Haven’t seen them do THAT before…
Looks like the glowstick idea isn’t working…WHAT ARE WE GONNA DOOOO
OMG JUST CALL NICO DI ANGELO GUYS HE’LL BE HAPPY TO HELP
OR KILL US
*calls* NICO DI FREAKIN ANGELO!!! WHERE ARE YOUUUUU
* a shadow sneaks up behind me * HOLY— LUMOS MAXIMA!
Can’t always rely on others to save us!
* fights another shadow *
And we’ve totally – got – this! * in between pants *
* shadow strangled me and I almost get ****** in *
EEEK! nope that was TOTALLY sarcastic dude… holy cow DONT EVER QUOTE THE BEE MOVIE AGAIN OKAY?!
*sings loudly as I continue to launch fireworks and swing flashlights and whack shadows with my hair and Berry continues to blast shadows with light from her wand*
99 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL, 99 BOTTLES OF GLITTER!!!!
TAKE 6 DOWN, PASS ‘EM AROUND,
93 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL
93 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL, 93 BOTTLES OF GLITTER–
*mumbling in corner* I am allowed to do anything, or do I just have to wait till you get to zero? Diffindo. *roof cracks open*
When Berry and Twig finish fighting them single handedly, I’m guessing. Well, to **** with orders. *EXPECTO PATRONUM* *INCENDIO* *LUMOS MAXIMA* *LUNEM SOLAIR* idk if I said that right but I makes sunshine.
*I explode the glowsticks as they cause glowing neon fireworks to burst in the room, making the shadows recoil. Colorful glwostick liquid fly around sticking onto us and the shadows*
Hi rayna! We’re just busy fighting shadows because someone quoted the Bee Movie…
*Grabs ultra-strong flashlight and shines it on the shadows*
*uses fingerglow to create more light*
Greetings dartfrog! I am Pixie, this is my pet gremlin Thingy. OH PUMPKINS A SHADOW BATTLE! *i pull out a mirror and reflect everyone’s light onto the shadows*
Good idea *With that I summon a lot of mirror and have them reflect each other and corner a few shadows
That oughta work! *I reach into my messenger bag and draw out more compacts* Everybody take a compact!
Thanks for the compacts!
*I reflect all the light onto the shadows*
*I turn around and see more shadows coming*
*I quickly make a contraption that shines light on any shadows coming through the door*
TAKE 7 DOWN, PASS ‘EM AROUND,
86 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL
86 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL, 86 BOTTLES OF GLITTER
TAKE 8 DOWN, PASS ‘EM AROUND,
78 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL
78 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL, 78 BOTTLES OF GLITTER–
*the shadows are screeching*
This post has gone insane.
*I put on earmuffs and get out another supply of sun guns*
Take what you need!
*I grab a sun gun*
*I start shooting shadows like it’s a video game*
*when I get bored with that, I walk right up to each shadow and just before they touch me, I kill them with a blast of light from my finger*
(I know I’m being reckless)
Oh! I have grenades made out of light!
*I open my emergency bag*
*I count my grenades*
I only have 5. They’re handmade, which makes them stronger. We’ll use them sparingly.
*i peek out the window in the door and see shadows filling up the hallway, spilling into other rooms*
Uh…guys, I think this should be a cause for concern…
*hides a a sphere of light while making my Patronus guard me* You think so?
*I take a fighting stance, holding ultra-strong flashlights in both of my hands, and my hair takes a bunch of glowsticks*
*I kick the door down, and shadows swarm in, filling the corners of the room and shying away from the beams of our flashlights*
*I shine my flashlights all around the room while Alex and Ace throw glitter bombs at the shadows*
*i swing my flashlight all around, whip shadows with my glowing troll hair, shoot fireworks from my horn*
*Berry whacks them with glowing troll hair too, and also shoots all the light beams and giant lights burst from her wand that she can*
99 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL, 99 BOTTLES OF GLITTER
TAKE 6 DOWN, PASS ‘EM AROUND, 93 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL
*Berry starts to sing on top of me*
“I GOT ALL I NEED WHEN I GOT YOU AND I–”
–R ON THE WALL, 93 BOTTLES OF GLITTER–
“I LOOK AROUND ME AND SEE A SWEET LIFE–”
–ND, 87 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL–
“I’M STUCK IN THE DARK BUT YOU’RE MY FLASHLIGHT–”
TAKE 6 DOWN, PASS ‘EM AROUND–
LIGHT BLASTTTTTTTT! *Merges lumos, incendo, expecto patronum, and LUMOS maxima* *a gigantic ball forms, blinding us. A huge blast shocks us and shadows flee* Cra.p are they coming back?
oof * I take two glowsticks and DESTORY the ones at the door, “So are we clear of them.*