*at four point*
Japeth: I SHALT KILLETH THEE
Rhian: *jumps off horse* THEE SHALT NOT PASSETH.
Japeth: YES I WILL AND ON TOP OF THAT I WILL KILL YOU ALL
Rhian: YOU EVIL HUMAN
Rhian; STABBY STAB TIME
Japeth: NEVERRRRRRRRR
*starts fighting…little did the audience know that the WHOLE THING WAS CHOREOGRAPHED*
Rhian: HAHA ME PUSH U
Japeth: HAHA ME KICK U
Rhian: FIGHT FOR GOOD!!
Japeth: FIGHT FOR EVIL!!
Rhian: YOU WILL NOT LIVE AS LONG AS I LIVE
Japeth: THEN YOU NEED TO DIIIIEEEE
Rhian: I WILL SLAY THE EVIL MONSTER
Rhian: I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH
Rhian: YOU EVIL THING
Rhian: YOU BEAST
Rhian: YOU USELESS **** OF THE EARTH
Japeth: YOU GOODY-TWO SHOES—HEYYYY YOU CANT STAB ME!!! NO FAIR *winks at Rhian as pretends to die*
Rhian: I JUST DID
Japeth: NUUUUUU
Rhian: BEHOLD! THE SNAKE HAS FALLEN!
Crowd: *cheers*
*afterwards*
Rhian: good fight bro
Japeth: yeah bro
Japeth: but I was better than you bro
Rhian: no way bro
Japeth: yes way bro
Japeth: fist bump?
Rhian: ofc bro
*fistbump*