My Ranking Points
SGE Gang on an Aeroplane (this is a repost of a skit from my old account) I lowkey want to start writing skits again!
Flight Attendant: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen Please fasten your seatbelts we will be taking off shortly
Tedros: What’s this button for?
Agatha: It calls the flight attendant if you want anything
Tedros and Dot: AnYtHiNg
Agatha: Sophie where are you going your seat’s next to me!?
Sophie: Not anymore Darling you can’t expect me to sit HERE. I’ve upgraded to First Class!
Hort: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY WOOOOOO I LOVE THIS!
Tedros: *pushing the button for the flight attendant over and over again*Do you have any FOOD
Flight Attendant: Sir please wait AFTER take-off for any snacks.
*30 minutes later after plane takes off*
Random Guy: Has anyone seen my laptop it’s disappeared… and my charger/blanket
Agatha: I’m so sorry *glares at Dot*
Dot: *mouth full of chocolate* Whf-at!
Hester: Ani there’s some kids in over there that we can scare
Anidal: Already on it *turns rat three times bigger*
Hester: Do you think they’ll mind if we get rid of some of their luggage
Agatha: Guys stop we’re going to get in trouble
Tedros: I’ll have a packet of those crisps…..oooooh and that kit kat and….
Sophie: *lecturing to kids* You know if you don’t take care of your skin when you’re older you’ll have WRINKLES and no on one will like you… NO ONE… AND YOU WILL DIE!!
*Children burst into tears*
Nicola: Oooooooh there’s so many books I can read…. Never mind I’ve read them all
Tedros:…… and one of those chocolate bars thank you
Flight Attendant: Sir the total will be $176 for all this food you’ve ordered
Tedros-Wha…Agatha I’m borrowing your card again
Agatha: *face palms*