@shadesofevil
@gwen-elodie
@hope22
@leviosanotleviosar
@malin
@evilgirlrafalstruequeen
@ravenclawjedi
@tessofwoodsbeyond
@larkofwoodsbeyond
@blueandkiwi235
(Sorry guys, haven’t done one of these in a while.)
Ilvermorny RP Comment Chain: Transfiguration
“Good morning class. Welcome to Tra…[Read more]
Opal’s POV
Wow. I flip back the cover of my book and find the page, scanning it thoroughly before getting extremely bored and confused. “All right, let’s just see how this goes.” I pull out my wand, wave it like Professor Thompson did, and point it at the matchstick. It looks like a needle, but it’s still wooden. I grab another and try again. Th…[Read more]
I get it on the first time os I don’t need to concentrate on it anymore
*so
“It. Still. Doesn’t. Have. A. Darn. Point!” I finally got it to go metal and have an eye at the same time, but it’s still not pointy. One more time. “Ugh…”
I smirked at Opal’s frustration
I give Damien a look of mock annoyance as I try again. It looks like a needle this time, it has a point, but it’s still the wrong thickness. “Getting there… aha! Got it! Woohoo!” It actually looks like a needle! Yes! After shooting an “I can do it too,” look at Damien, I begin trying a couple more to practice.
I rested my head in my hand, bored
Melody’s POV
Okay, then. I flip to page 6 and read the tips. Once. Twice. By the third time, I think I’ll try. “Let’s try this.” I make sure that I do everything that he did, and I get a needle without an eye.”This is fun.” I do it again, and this time it works! “Yes!” I keep practicing until my hands hurt.
I flip through my textbook. I breath deeply. ‘You’ve done this at home’ I remind myself. I take out my wand and recite the spell. The matchstick spins around and turns into a needle! I gasp in surprise “I did it!” I cry in triumph.
I flip open a textbook and start reading. Fabulous. This looks hard, and I don’t like the idea of possible being poked in the eye with a flying needle-matchstick. Or accidentally lighting something on fire. I cautiously wave my wand and think about how I really want the matchstick to turn into a needle. With magic, the thought is the deed. I h…[Read more]
I suppose I should be used to loud bangs, I lived next to a canon, but I still jumped at the sound, and turned my head.
“Ooh! Sorry!” I apologize to the girl who was startled. I think her name is Opal. I’m not sure, I’m very bad with names.
I flinch at the sound. It’s loud, but not as loud as a baby phoenix’s cry. “So, need help?” I turn to the girl that the sound originated from.
@shadesofevil
@gwen-elodie
@hope22
@leviosanotleviosar
@malin
@evilgirlrafalstruequeen
@ravenclawjedi
@tessofwoodsbeyond
@larkofwoodsbeyond
@blueandkiwi235
Okay folks, we’ll do a second comment chain thingy with a little time skip to breakfast the next morning so we can all have a nice c…[Read more]
*calmly walks in with the baby black snake on her shoulder* Sorry I couldn’t make it to dinner. I needed to explain why I chose Horned Serpent to my mother and brother and THEN had to explain why I should be allowed to keep my snake. What do you think I should call her? *the snake looks everyone in the eye*
Of course, I picked the house whose common room is the farthest away from the Great Hall. Smart move, Opal. But it gives me a chance to see more of the castle that I missed last night when it was dark. The mountain is beautiful. I’m so absorbed in looking out windows as I pass that I hardly notice that anyone else exists until I reach the Great H…[Read more]
*sees Opal and strides up to her with a plate of pancakes in her hand* Hi. I’m Melody. Melody Sincalre. *sits and offers her hand*
(Maddie, for future reference, we do these more like a story, quotation marks and no asterisks)
I take Melody’s hand, smiling.
“I didn’t see you last night, what house did you choose?”
(Oof)
“I had to explain why I should keep my baby snake….I don’t have a name for her yet.” The black snake looks her in the eye. “Wanna help me name her?”
I walk out, head in a book.
I swivel to face her. “Hello fellow human. What’s your name?” Realizing it sounds weird, “Sorry. That sounded weird. I’m Melody Sinclare.” I hold out a hand.
“Hmm… what’s a good name for a snake? … Midnight?”
“Wow. Just, wow. I never thought of that.” I facepalm.
I sat down at a table and started eating
The boy I was talking to last night, Damien, is awake. I’m glad I know someone now to talk to.
“Good morning, Damien.” I say, with a wave.
“Morning.”
“It’s such a wonderful morning out here, much cooler than Maryland. And the sky is beautiful.”
Man, I am bad at talking to people.
“I guess.”
I look at Damien. “Hello. I’m Melody. Nice to meet ya.” I start eating my chocolate chip pancakes.
Professor Ceranko is coming around with schedules for the first years. I pick mine up the moment he sets it down in front of me. It reads:
All first year schedules are the same.
8:15-9:00 Transfiguration
9:00-9:45 History of Magic
9:45-10:00 Study Break
10:00-10:45 Potions
10:45-11:30 No-Maj Studies
11:30-12:00 Lunch
12:00-12:45…[Read more]
I take my schedule. “Hmm…this is…manageable. I hope my brother doesn’t show uuuuuu and he’s here.” I stop my brother and turn him around. “Okay it’s been nice seeing you!” I lower my voice to a threatening whisper. “Now GO.” I shove him back inside and sit back down. “Sorry…that was my brother, August.”
“Nice. I don’t have any brothers or sisters. It’s just me.”
“You don’t know HOW LUCKY you are! You don’t have to luve up to your older siblings and not have to take care of younger ones.” I lay down on the grass while stroking Midnight. “Also, I like that name. Midnight. It’s dark and mysterious, yet kind of comforting.” The snake coils around Opal’s finger and looks into her eyes. “Hmm. She likes you.”
“I like her too…”
I check my watch. “SHOOT we’re gonna be late for Transfiguration! It’s 7:53!” I run off to get my things, but stop short. “But, hey, it was nice meeting ya!” I keep running and make it to Transfiguration with a minute to spare. I get a seat at the front of the class.
(Hey Maddie… do you mind if we don’t move on to Transfiguration just yet, I want to give some other people a chance to come online)
(Kk) I look at my watch again. “Oh, I’m 30 min behind. Time zones and all. I forgot to reset it.” I facepalm.
as everyone was talking I was just eating lol
“Hi, Damien. So…how’s life?” Midnight tugs at my ring. “No….that’s not for you.”
(Approximately how big is midnight, out of curiosity?)
“Good.” I say but it was a bit muffled from the food
“Which classes are you guys looking forward to the most?”
“Sports.”
“I suppose I should have known. I’m looking forward to flying to, honestly, because it all sounds like so much fun.”
Midnight, the size of my hand, curls up and falls asleep as I put her on my shoulder. “I, for one, am looking forward to Potions and Charms. I always need them.” I fiddle with my ring nervously. “So. Does this make us friends? I’ve never…never really had friends before…”
Also, ‘Rin, it’s “too” not “to”.
“I suppose it does. I’m not sure what else would make us friends. I hope we won’t end up taking on mountain trolls like the famous Harry Potter…”
(If you’re going to be a stickler, I can too. Parentheses, Miss Maddie)
“Well you don’t speak for me Opal.”
“If I ever come across a mountain rain troll, and hopefully I won’t, I’ll know exactly who to call.”
(Well fine)
“So. Now that we’re friends…” I drop my voice to a whisper so only Opal can hear. “What do friends do? My only friends have been pen pals and in books. Don’t judge.”
“I won’t. But honestly, I don’t think there’s anything specific. I think it’s just, nice to be together.”
Oh dear, this is getting awkward.
I walk into the Great Hall really late and slide into a table where I see some people I met last night, Opal, Damien, and another girl who I never caught the name of. They are sitting with a girl who I’ve never seen before. “Hey guys, sorry I’m late, I kinda.. overslept. My old school didn’t start until 9:00. And the time difference and all, I’m…[Read more]
“Good Morning, Alina! Here’s your schedule, they were passed out a few minutes ago. And I suppose life is… good?”
*Comes to the table* *Takes Schedule* “My schedule isn’t the worst…” *Falls asleep on table and hits her head* “Hmph” *rubs bruise* “Sorry I’m late guys I’m not used to waking up so early”
(we don’t do asterisks here)
(What Gwen said. We kinda write this more paragraph/actual book style.)
“I’m nearly always up with the sun, but you’re not the only one who’s tired.”
I yawn. “Yeah, I agree. By the way, I’m Melody, if you didn’t know. I wasn’t in the Great Hall last night.”
Hi!
“Hello melody! I’m Janet”
“Opal.” I hold out my hand. “Nice to meet you, Janet.”
“Can you people shush it!” She says, trying desperately to read.
“Oh… um… sorry…” What do I say to that? Are we not allowed to talk at breakfast?
“No needc to be rude,” I said to the girl who shushed them
I awkwardly smile at Damien for saying what I was thinking.
“Haven’t you heard? A match is being held during lunch.” She says excited.
(It’s the first day of school. Ilvermourny doesn’t even have a team yet)
(somewhere else not school)
I take Opals hand and smile “You too Opal »
(so, national league?)
(yep)
(okey dokey cool. Can it be time for transfigurations?)
(sure)
(Never mind, maybe tomorrow, haven’t got time)
I trip into the Great Hall and realize how late I am. The last 2r hours have been extremely trying. I mostly just stared into space last night. The long walk up the mountain must’ve caught up to me. I hope nobody tried to talk to me. Then the griffin kept me up all night. ALL NIGHT. My patience is worn thin, and for the first time I’m sta…[Read more]
I plop down next to Emma. “Hi! I’m Melody Sinclare, amd I’m in Horned Serpent!” Midnight, my baby black snake, wakes up and slithers to my finger, curling around it.
“Opal, Thunderbird. Nice to meet you,” I add.
I turn to Opal. “Hey, what time is it?” I ask.
“8:55. I have… 5 minutes.”
I smile and try not to yawn. “Hi!” Unfortunately, my last few brain cells choose that moment to release a ginormous yawn. “Oops! Sorry!”
I realize that I need to get to classes. I bid everyone Ast my table a hasty goodbye and speed away, checking my schedule. Looks like I have transfiguration. Oh, dear. I’d rather not be turned into a toad by accident in my very first class.
“OH GREAT I DON’T WANNA BE LATE! Wait…where is it?” I look at the map of Ilvermorny I brought with me. “Oh, it’s about a 3 minute walk. Wanna go?”I start packing up my stuff.
(Oh gosh I meant 7:55 Oops.)
“I suppose I do have a long walk. Longer than yours anyway. Your common room is right past the Hall. Let’s go. See you in Transfiguration guys!”
I‘m about to find some way to clean up my plate when it disappears.
“Oh, Lovely.”
And with that, I’m gone.
Okay guys, first Ilvermorny comment chain! Woohoo! (If you haven’t done this before, you basically just pretend to be your character in the comments and we write the story together. You only can control your own character, and we see where it goes. If you have any questions or other thoughts, put them in parentheses)
@shadesofevil…[Read more]
I step into the Great Hall, and stop for a minute to take in the beautiful architecture, and then the rest of my surroundings. Kids laughing, talking, eating, noise everywhere. I have to find a place to sit. I don’t recognize anyone. I don’t want to sit by myself, but I can’t just sit down with someone I don’t know at all, so I sit on the other s…[Read more]
(OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!)
My head was not in the clouds, but not quite with the buzzing halls either, to be more exact, it was in a book. A book I checked out on Advanced Spells. There was just sounds everywhere, I didn’t like loud places, but I managed to block out most of it and focused on my reading. I’m subconsciously walking towards a table that…[Read more]
I step into the Great Hall, and a few people come up to ask me if I’m Brielle di Lune’s sister, the famed Quidditch player and soon-to-be Auror. I nod politely and sidestep the conversation, trying desperately to find a table with no older students. I couldn’t think about Bri, not because I felt I would live in her shadow, but because I missed her…[Read more]
“Yes, nice to meet you! What do you think of this place? I’ve never been in castle before. It all looks straight out of the 14 hundreds!
“Yeah…” I say, squirming a little. I can’t help but think what Beauxbatons would have been like. No, don’t! I scold myself. You chose not to go there. I change topics, hoping to shake off my unease.
“So, do you know much about magic? Can you cast any spells?” I ask.
“I know a few things, learned them from watching my parents. I’ve never actually tried any spells though. This is my first wand.” As I say this, I realize I’m probably really behind. Maybe I should have studied more.
“Oh, you’re fine,” I say, seeing her fidget as if worrying about her knowledge.”My parents practically set up a Beaux-er…Ilvermorny in our own house,” I said, worried that I might say something wrong. This was so hard!
“Wow, that’s pretty cool. Have you ever been on a broomstick?”
I look up at the noisy people on my table, I mentally rolled my eyes, why do people like talking so much? And did that girl, sister to the fame Quidditch player, just say Beauxbatons?
I looked across at the other first year at our table, who looked as if she knew something. I tried to ignore it, but I was nervous! Did she know who Bri was? Was she that famous? No matter. She would have to bury herself in conversation with Opal, something she was not eager to do.
“Of course I have!” I said, responding to her ridiculous…[Read more]
“Excuse me, but were you going to say Beauxbatons?” I inquired, sliding a finger between the pages, making sure I don’t lose it.
“Me?” I ask, feigning confusion, but it’s no use. The girl raises her eyebrows at me and I consent. “Yes, I was accepted,” I say, debating whether to answer in French. I decide against it. “Why? Were you?”
(I know I’m a bit late, sorry 😉 )
I step into the Great Hall and my breath catches in my throat. I’ve seen pictures, but nothing could prepare me for the sight of the hall in person. I’ve never seen anything as big as this. The lights twinkle in the hall as I make my way over to a relatively empty table where some first year girls I saw at the…[Read more]
“Greetings, ladies.” I said, sliding into one of the seats. “I’m Damien.” I said, holding out my hand
I glance over at Damien and roll my eyes. He seems like the type of guy that would annoy me, but then again, almost all boys annoy me.
(just remember that he’s gorgeous lol)
“Tough crowd.”
I will, Gwen XD))
“Sooo where are you guys from?”
“Hey, i’m Damien.”
“Hi, I’m Alina,” I say, holding out my hand to the girl who just sat down.
“Opal. Nice to meet you all. I’m from Baltimore, how about you guys?”
“Los Angeles.” I replied
“I’ve always wanted to go there! What’s it like?” What can I say? I love traveling and never get to travel. I smile just thinking of far off places.
“Expensive.” i smirked
“Probably why I’ve never been. Do you like traveling?”
“yeah, I guess. Do you like sports?”
“I like to watch, but I’m no athlete. I can’t keep track of all the stats either. Drives me insane how people can just rattle off how many points the Harpies score in every game. They don’t even play in the American League!”
“Opposite with me,”
“Then I’ll ask the big question. Quidditch or Quadpot?”
“Both,”
(I’ll assume you wanted that down here.)
“I’m more into Quidditch myself, but I don’t have an issue with Quadpot, besides how gross it must be to play.”
(Oh whoops lol)
“I just love sports in general,”
“Fair enough.”
“I play both, but I prefer Quidditch,” I say confidently, finally in my comfort zone. “And I totally support the Harpies. I mean, my parents are French, which you can probably tell from my accent, but the fact that there’s an all-girls’ team is amazing! Can you BELIEVE their last game?! They totally smashed the Cannons. I’m from Canada, though.…[Read more]
“nice.”
“I don’t know a thing about whatever the Harpies are doing. As I said, don’t follow stats. But I do know, as no doubt everyone does, that the Cannons are terrible. Are either of you guys interested in going out for the House teams?”
I laughed incredulously. “I intend to be captain,” I said, not obnoxiously, but more as a subtle threat. I had had my eye on a blackwood Firebolt for some time, and if I made it onto the team, my life would be almost complete.
“Quidditch or Quadpot? I doubt you’ll be able to do both.”
“Quidditch,” I said, my smile trying to change into something less exuberant. “What about you?”
“I’ve never flown a broomstick before. I doubt I’m any good.”
“I can teach you, if you want. I need to-” I falter for the English word. Seriously?! Now?! I settle for French. “Entraînement…” I say hesitantly.
“First years don’t become captains.”
I don’t speak French, so I try some context clues. “Practice? And I’d be glad to have your help. Let’s just hope I’m not a lost cause…”
“I never said this year,” I respond bitingly to the boy. Somehow, he got on my nerves. “And who knows? Maybe I’ll be the first.”
I turned away and focused on Opal. “Yes, practice, thank you. And wonderful! I doubt you’ll be a lost cause.”
“Don’t get your hopes up,”
I don’t respond to Damien, knowing I won’t let him visibly annoy me.
This *****
these people are so boring
(As soon as I have a minute to type it up, we’re going to get the beginning of term speech from Professor Monarch)
(Ok, here we go)
The plates suddenly disappear, and a woman who can only be the Headmistress got up to speak.
“Greetings, students. I am Professor Monarch, the Headmistress here at Ilvermorny. I hope you all have had a good journey here, I heard that this is the first year no one got sick from their portkey.” A quiet laugh ripples through the…[Read more]
I pick at my dessert plate, worried about the tournaments. So I’d need to face off against Beauxbatons. Great. Just great. I turn to Opal.
“Looks like we have two weeks to train.”
“You have two weeks to train. I gave up on playing for the team when she said the words ‘international tournament”. I’ll gladly practice with you, but maybe you ought to train with someone who can keep up.”
I smirked at hearing of the international tournament
“Perfect.”
I had already been scouted by quidditch teams, this is what I need to make myself more wanted
I remember Damien is still at our table. Turning to him, I ask, “Are you planning on trying out?”
“Of course.” I smiled at her
“I’m sure you’ll be awesome. And I realized I never asked what house any of you are in, being first has it’s downsides I suppose.”
“Wampus.”
“Nice. I always thought the Wampus Cat was pretty cool.” I’m running out of things to talk about… it’s getting me worried…. I’m terrible in conversations…
“Yeah, I don’t really know anything about the house lol.”
“All I know is that it favors warriors, athletes, that type. Hence why I didn’t get in.”
“haha, hence why I did get in.”
“Fair point.”
I smirked
I was trying to think of conversation topics before things got awkward
(Things are already getting awkward)
(Yeah lol, what should we do?)
(Hang on, got an idea)
(Alrighty then)
(Never mind. I was going to ask Maddie/RavenclawJedi/Melody to come on, but she’s busy. And I have a test to study for. We can both be on in an hour if that’s okay?)
(Maybe make it two? I have the practical classes for first and second period, but I can come on at recess)
(Okey dokey)
The conversation had sort of kicked me out, and I was feeling akward amongst all these people. I decided to go to the Owlery before anyone could stop me, going to send a long-overdue letter to Bri by way of Azure.
I listened to the Quidditch conversation, not joining in. I loved playing Quidditch, and I liked to think I was good at it, because I always scored all the goals when I played with my family. I didn’t know how I’d measure up against all these other kids, though, and I was only in first year. Maybe I’d try out for the team. I had nothing to lose…[Read more]
Bella disappeared. She’s probably gone to check out her dormitory. I really hope she gets on the Quidditch team.
(Man, our characters are sooo bad at talking to each other.)
Ya lol. Should we end this scene and move onto the next? It seems like we’ve exhausted these talking points))
(I think it’s also partly because we’re all on at different times.)
(yeahh)
(…I never participated. My excuse in to is that I was explaining why I shpuld keep my baby snake and telling my mom and explaining to my brother why I chose Horned Serpent)
(That’s okay, you can do the next one)
Hey @olivia340 @catqueen24 and @leviosanotleviosar!!
My favorite part of Princess Bride is when they do the wits battle and Wesley poisons both cups. I also love when the six-handed man runs away from Enyoya Montoya.
Ha! I’m the exact same! But also I like near the end when they battle.
And how he keeps going on about how he killed he his father.
@hanidot I agree with you about that idiotic man. He always says inexplicable to everything that is obviously happening.
oh yeah that scene is one of the only ones I remember. It’s hilarious.
And I love how the evil guy always says “Inconceivable!” My friends and I were cracking up every time he said that.
And how Wesley always says “as you wish” to the girl (i forgot her name, do they mention it?) and then she pushes him down the hill and he’s screaming “aaass…[Read more]
Totally. That’s my sister’s favorite part too.
Helloooo! Here’s chapter 5 of my RP thingie! It’s pretty bad.
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Chapter 5
Bianca woke up drowsily, and saw three blurry figures above her. As she tried to make out who they were, the world slid in and out of focus. What is…[Read more]
No it’s not (really bad)! It’s pretty good, though the story could have better transitions so it flows better, and you should either add some fluff (descriptions, plot, etc.) or fuse two chapters together to make them longer. Just my advice! Take it if you want, but don’t feel obligated to do so!
DON’T tag me, please. 🙂
I know. I didn’t think anyone would want to be tagged! But thanks anyway for the constructive criticism! 😀
Sooooo good!!!!!!!! ❤️
It’s really not that bad! I am enjoying the story line! Something that would help would be to add more descriptive details that tell us about where exactly you are. That way we can really understand what’s going on. You can probably fit more plot into one chapter too. That would make it REALLY good! (Don’t doubt yourself!! It is still good as it is!)
Hi guys! I’m posting Chapter 4 of my RP story. Hope you like it! Tell me if you want to be tagged/untagged!
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Chapter 4
Anna-Maria snapped her fingers in Bianca’s face. “Hey, space cadet! Are you with us?…[Read more]
Awesome❤️
Thanks!!!!!!
who was it?!
That’s for me to know and for you to find out 😉
Opposite Twins RP
Chapter Three: New School
By @gwen-elodie and @graceannemarie
I woke up early so I was able to have time to get ready and make a good impression. I put on the uniform, but making the skirt a lot shorter.
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I woke up to see my sister struggling with needles, trying to make her skirt shorter. I jumped out of bed, remembering that…[Read more]
Awesome!
Nice job guys!
please tag me
no problem!! 🙂
Opposite Twins RP!!!
By @graceannemarie and @gwen-elodie
Chapter 2: New Beginnings
I laid back in my chair, chillaxing. I had convinced the hostess that I was 18 and so I was able to order alcohol. I was watching a good rom-com movie, whilst Alex was sitting beside me reading a book
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I had never been in first class before. I have to say, I…[Read more]
@amberofthewoodsbeyond
@gwen-elodie
@hope22
@leviosanotleviosar
@malin
@evilgirlrafalstruequeen
@ravenclawjedi
Hey guys! I drew a map!…[Read more]
That is a really long link. Hold on… let’s see if this works.
And it didn’t. Of course.
that’s awesome! Maybe you could make a digital version, so the names are easier to read and the lines are straighter? just a suggestion
I don’t know how. But if I do ever figure it out, I’ll definitely try it.
Oh noice
I went into the link but it didn’t come up with anything the page was just blank
weird, it did for me
All right, I’ll work on that.
@thecoven4ever
@gwen-elodie
@kittencaravalsge
@boomboompancakes
@itzmoviestar
@lemushroom
@superdragon
@lemonpie
@redslippers
@rosiered
@tibz
@luciaruizpalma…[Read more]
happy holidays rayna!
Happy Holidays Too!
Happy holidays! Hope your winter break is great!
btw OC is used to abbreviate original character, so I was pretty confused for a moment before realizing you meant open chat
also, why am I tagged for this?
I just wanted to wish everyone a merry christmas, or hannukah, or anything you celebrate
Hello! Merry Christmas to you all too!
(The OC thong bothered me too for a bit but I got used to it, Gwen. Also I think she just tagged every username she could think of)
Happy holidays!
Wait, i dont remember tagging you. How did you get in!?!
Whatever, no one cares, happy holidays!
You tagged me: I’m above Ms-Granger and below leviosanotleviosar
Oh…..
lol Happy holidays anyways!
Happy Holidays!!!!
Happy Holidays!! Even if I’m late uwu
haha it’s ok
Happy holidays! (even though u didn’t tag me)
okay….. how’d you get here?
whatever no one cares
Happy Holidays!
IFIFYFRYGYFGYFRYYGFRYGFREYGYFERYYG WHAT HOW DID YOU FIND THIS
I have my ways…
Y’all must have some post navagation technique you’re hiding from us all my god
WHILE WE ARE AT THIS POST, I’M TOO LAZY TO MAKE ANOTHER CHRISTMAS POST
SO JUST REREAD THIS ONE AND USE IT FOR THIS YEAR
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU TOO RAYNA
DON’T WORRY I’M VERY LAZY TOO
YES I AM MAKING FUN OF YOUR CAPS LOCK DONT MIND ME
WOW ERIN YOU ARE VERY KIND
HEY GUYS DID I MENTION THAT I GOT LOKI: AGENT OF ASGARD FOR CHRISTMAS AND IT WAS SO AMAZING
ALSO I WILL NOT BE ACTIVE NEXT WEEK
NOT REALLY THAT INTO MARVEL AND STUFF BUT YOU SOUND EXCITED SINCE YOU’RE USING CAPS LOCK SO I’LL BE EXCITED TOO
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT A WOODPECKER CAN WRAP ITS TONGUE AROUND ITS HEAD 7 TIMES
THAT’S SO AMAZING IT JUST HAD TO BE WRITTEN IN CAPS LOCK BUT I’M GLAD HUMANS CANT DO THAT THAT WOULD BE DISGUSTING TO WATCH
HORNED LIZARDS CAN SHOOT JETS OF BLOOD FROM THEIR EYES
I AN SO INCREDIBLY GLAD HUMANS CANT DO THAT EITHER I JUST HAD TO EXPRESS MY DISGUST IN CAPS LOCK
WHEN DUCKS ARE BORED, THEY BECOME CANNIBALS AND EAT EACH OTHER
OKAY I’M PRETTY SIRE YOU MADE THAT ONE UP BUT I’M GLAD HUMANS DONT DO THAT ALL THE SAMW
UMM NO I DID NOT MAKE IT UP
DUCKS ARE HERBIVORES
SO IS MY VEGAN FRIEND BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID TO ONE OF THE BOYS TODAY
WHAT THE HECK
I REALLY DONT WANT TO BELIEVE YOU BUT I HAVE YET TO FIND SOMEONE THAT SAYS YOU’RE WRONG SO LET’S JUST SAY I’VE FAILED TO REJECT THE NULL HYPOTHESIS
OML RAYNA- THAT DOESNT FEEL OKAY
YES WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
IT’S SUPPOSED TO MEAN THAT SHE TRIED TO KILL ONE
OH NO
I STILL NEED SOURCES THOUGH
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT DUCKS ARE CANNIBALS!! CITE YOUR SOURCES
https://www.dpi.nsw.gov.au/animals-and-livestock/poultry-and-birds/species/duck-raising/brooding-and-rearing#:~:text=Cannibalism,overcrowding
ERIN DUCKS ARE CANNIBALS OK
BUT THEY’RE VEGETARIAN I DONT UNDERSTAND
YEAH WELL WHEN THEY’RE BORED THEY EAT EACH OTHER
TAKE MY VEGAN FRIEND TODAY SHE BEAT UP THE BOY WHO SITS IN FRONT OF HER BECAUSE SHE WAS BORED
YOUR VEGAN FRIEND ISN’T A DUCK THOUGH
(Got to say the caps lock makes it seem like we’re having a really intense argument but I’m pretty sure we’re not)
WELL SHE QUACKS LIKE A DUCK AND EATS BREAD A LOT I WOULD SAY THAT’S PRETTY CLOSE
BREAD IS BAD FOR DUCKS
OK
IT CAN CAUSE THEIR WINGS TO STICK OUT TO THE SIDES AND ITS REALLY CUTE BUT I DONT HAVE SOURCES SO DONT QUOTE ME
WELL I MEAN, WHY WOULD THEY EAT BREAD WHEN THEY CAN EAT EACHOTHER
I CANT EVEN COME UP WITH AN INTELLIGENT REPLY TO THAT ITS EXCELLENT
OF COURSE IT’S EXCELLENT I’M EXCELLENT
CHANGE OF SUBJECT: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS POST IS OVER A YESR OLD?
AH WELL IT STARTED WHEN BIA2008 COMMENTED ON IT, BRINGING MY ATTENTION, SO WE SHOULD ALL THANK THEM
THANK YOU BIA2008
YOU’RE MOST WELCOME
SOME KIDS NOT FAR FROM WHERE I LIVE BEAT UP A NONBINARY KID
GOODBYE WORLD I’M GOING TO MARS
ELON MUSK WOULD BE GLAD TO TAKE YOU ON HIS STARSHIP THATS GOING ON A TEST FLIGHT ON MONDAY
IF YOU HAVE A COUPLE MILLION BUCKS HE’D GIVE YOU A TICKET FOR 2024!!
I DON’T HAVE A COUPLE MILLION BUCKS, BUT I DO HAVE AN EXPIRED KFC COUPON WITH SMILEY STICKERS ON IT. WOULD THAT WORK
PROBABLY BUT YOU’LL STILL BE STUCK HERE UNTIL 2024
WELL DO YOU HAVE A SPARE TIME MACHINE LYING AROUND ANYWHERE
SADLY NO
UGH MY SISTER TOOK MINE
MINE HAS BEEN COMMANDEERED BY THE PERCY JACKSON FANS TO ERASE THE MOVIES FROM EXISTENCE. ITS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS, APPARENTLY
I HEARD THEY’R EON SALE IN WALAMRTRBEW MART
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GET ONE. I CAN APPARATE YOU THERE
SURE SINCE I CAN’T DRIVE A CAR
NEITHER CAN I
I DON’T HAVE A BROOMSTICK EITHER
OR MJOLNIR
OR ANYTHING…
NOR DO I! I CAN APPARATE THOUGH
NOT NOW, I’M AT MY ONLINE WRITING CLASS
OH YES WRITING IS IMPORTANT. YOU’LL NEED IT ON MARS IM SURE
NOT JUST THIS STORY, BUT ALSO MY MODERN HAMILTON STORY
I’M SURE MARTIANS WILL ENJOY JOHN AND ALEX FLIRTING
YOURE WRITING A HAMILTON STORY? THAT MIGHT BE A PROBLEM. HAMILFANS ARENT ALLOWED ON STARSHIP BECAUSE THE REST OF THE CREW CANT HANDLE THEM SINGING NONSTOP FOR 8 MONTHS. DEFINITELY DONT MENTION IT TO SPACEX WHEN YOU TRY TO BUY YOUR TICKET
I HONESTLY CAN’T TELL WHAT YOU MEAN BY “NONSTOP”. DID YOU MEAN THAT WE SING SONGS WITHOUT STOPPING, OR THAT WE SING THE HAMILTON SONG CALLED “NON-STOP”?
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT
AFTER THE WAR I WENT BACK TO NEW YORK
A-AFTER THE WAR I WENT BACK TO NEW YORK
I FINISHED UP MY STUDIES AND I PRACTICED LAW
I PRACTICED LAW
BURR WORKED NEXT DOOR
BOTH IT WAS A JOKE
EVEN THOUGH WE STARTED AT THE VERY SAME TIME, ALEXANDER HAMILTON BEGAN TO CLIMB
HOW TO ACCOUNT FOR HIS RISE TO THE TOP
MAN, THE MAN IS NONSTOP
GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, I’M CURIOUS, BEAR WITH ME
ARE YOU AWARE THAT WE ARE MAKING HISTORY?
THIS IS THE FIRST MURDER TRIAL OF OUR BRAND NEW NATION
THE LIBERTY BEHIND DELIBERATION
I INTEND TO PROVE BEHIND A SHADOW OF THE DOUBT
WITH MY ASSISTANT COUNCIL- *gestures towards you*
CO-COUNCIL, HAMILTON SIT DOWN
OUR CLIENT LEVI WEEKS IS INNOCENT, CALL YOUR FIRST WITNESS
THATS ALL YOU HAD TO SAY
OKAY-
ONE MORE THING
WHY DO YOU ASSUME YOURE THE SMARTEST IN THE ROOM
WHY DO YOU ASSUME YOURE THE SMARTEST IN THE ROOM
WHY DO YOU ASSUME YOURE THE SMARTEST IN THE ROOM
SOON THAT ATTITUDE MAY BE YOUR DOOM
WHY DO YOU WRITE LIKE YOURE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
WRITE DAY AND NIGHT LIKE YOURE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
EVERY DAY YOU FIGHT LILE YOURE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
KEEP ON…[Read more]
CORRUPTION’S SUCH AN OLD SONG THAT WE CAN SING ALONG IN HARMONY
AND NOWHERE IS IT STRONGER THAN IN ALBANY
THIS COLONY’S ECONOMY SEEMS TO BE INCREASINGLY STALLING
HONESTLY, THAT’S WHY PUBLIC SERVICE SEEMS TO BE CALLING ME
I PRACTICED THE LAW,
I’VE PRACTICALLY PERFECTED IT
NOW FOR A STRONG CENTRAL DEMORACY
IF NOT, I’LL BE SOCRATES
THROWING VERBAL…[Read more]
HAMILTON AT THE CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION
i wAs cHosEn foR thE cOnStiTutIonaL cOnvenTioN
THERE AS A NEW YORK JUNIOR DELGATE
NOW WHAT I’M ABOUT TO SAY WILL SOUND INDELICATE
HE GOES AND PROPOSES HIS OWN FORM OF GOVERNMENT
HIS OWN PLAN FOR A NEW FORM OF GOVERNMENT
HE TALKS FOR SIX HOURS THE CONVENTION IS LISTLESS
BRIGHT YOUNG MAN
YO WHO THE EFF IS THIS
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY WHAT YOU BELIEVE
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY WHAT YOU BELIEVE
EVERY PROCLAMATION GUARANTEED
FREE AMMUNITION FOR YOUR ENEMIES
WHY DO YOU WRITE LIKE ITS GOING OUT OF STYLE?
WRITE DAY AND NIGHT LIKE ITS GOING OUT OF STYLE
EVERY DAY YOU FIGHT LIKE ITS GOING OUT OF STYLE
DO WHAT YOU DO
*knock knock knock*
ALEXANDER?
aAroN bUrR, siR
ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
cAn wE conFeR, siR?
IS THIS A LEGAL MATTER?
It is not the middle of the night Erin. You are lying.
No, you’re right, it’s just way too early in the morning
It is not. Another lie.
Um, what time is it then?
UH-
YES AND IT’S IMPORTANT TO ME
9:30 ERIN
OKAY—
( that functions as a reply to both of you)
I KNOW I TALK TOO MUCH
I’M ABRASIVE
YOU’RE INCREDIBLE IN COURT
YOU’RE SUCCIENT, PERUASIVE
MY CLIENT NEEDS A STRONG DEFENSE
YOU’RE THE SOLUTION
WHO’S YOUR CLIENT?
……THE NEW US CONSTITUION?????
NO WAY
HEAR ME OUT
A SERIES OF ESSAYS, ANONYMOUSLY PUBLISHED
DEFENDING THE DOCUMENT TO THE PUBLIC TO THE PUBLIC
NO ONE WILL READ IT
I DISAGREE
AND IF IT FAILS?
THAT’S WHY WE NEED IT
THE CONSTITUTION’S A MESS
SO IT NEEDS AMENDMANTS
ITS FULL OF CONTRADICTIONS
SO IS INDEPENDANCE
Y’all need to stop giving me notifications 😭
*small voice*
sorry 🙁
(We’ll just … give you notifications less often. Heh heh)