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I’m sure it’s still Sunday somewhere.
Hello people of the SGE Council!! You’re in luck this is the last time I have to be late before the more responsible Eliot takes over.
How was your week? The weather is finally getting nice where I am, so that’s been great. I spent today learning math jokes! Let me know if you want to hear them. Which y…[Read more]
Firsttttt!
Why thank you Erin for the credit XD
SUMMARY LOL
Right right right hold on.
Some excerpts from Catching Stars:
I have always told myself that I am too quick to trust others, and that is probably correct. Alliances will bring you help, power, and sometimes safety, but all alliances eventually break, unless they are not ones formed for survival, but for companionship. In the end, only the latter choose to stay with one…[Read more]
Okie, so Wyn’s book sounds super radical wonderlandiful!!!
And then for the question thingy–I would definitely let people use their talents in, like, a game of freeze tag or cops & robbers, but the teams would be very mixed in the sense that they would actually have to work together (e.g. Nevers and Evers, students who dislike each other, etc.)…[Read more]
Yes, mixed teams sound awesome! Besides, you need a good defense and offense, and the schools tend to specialize in those areas. Ahhhh tag with special talents sounds like a masterful disaster!
Holi sounds like so much fun but I really don’t know anything about it.
Hm. *adds to mental list of books to read if I see them*…you stayed up til 1…[Read more]
My week was alright. Today was my last day of school and now it’s the Easter holidays for 2 and a half weeks, so that’s fun. I finished my reread of 1984 last night, and am now reading Misery by Stephen King NO SPOILERS
I’m also trying to persuade my parents to let me read Game of Thrones, so if anyone has any advice there that would be…[Read more]
2 and half weeks! Lucky! I get one and a day.
Oh, three more books for my “should probably read” list.
Oh I really want to see Hamilton. But I am subscribed to exactly 1 streaming service and they do not have Hamilton.
Waiiiit I love that. Someone write these ideas down, we should RP play them.
YES we need to rp this
This didn’t show up in my notifications…
Yeah the council notifs are always glitchy and I don’t know why. Sorry!
It is fuzzy caterpillar season in my state and I am not taking it well, where I live we don’t have the trees they live in so I’ve never had to deal with them, where I work? I went on break and my car was covered with them. These caterpillars are bloody huge and super resilient (survived three rounds of constant spraying with the hose) not fun. On…[Read more]
Tablet crashers no work me no no why
THERE ARE DEADLY FUZZY CATERPILLARS?!? Oh no I love the fuzzy caterpillars! I didn’t know they were deadly ahhhh
It does feel that way, but I imagine that’s just because it’s on the news now. Sigh.
It does! How would a plant hold a bat? Magic? The questions are endless.
… I might steal this idea.
so, obviously tottenham hotspurs would have all the magic on their side because they’re amazing
…that was my sister, but I’ll just leave it here. i have no opinion on football (football is the only word i allow myself to use. none of this soccer nonsense. your football is a strange amalgamation of football and rugby, and so I declare that it…[Read more]
I have no idea what is going on but………………
Honestly rugball is a much better name than “football” for a game where no one users there feet. – an american
I mean, they do kick it occasionally but football definitely fits soccer better. I like calling it rugball though.
And I agree that it is stupid. -An American
rugball has a certain fun whimsy to it that both rugby and football lack
tbh, all i know about american football rugball is that somewhere in the rugball universe, there are quarterbacks and touchdowns. those are the only two facts I know with any certainty.
yea rugball makes no sense but everyone cares about it. a lot.
yeah, American football barely use their feet to touch the ball and basically what you guys said.
-another American
Hmm, I didn’t get this notif. Strange.
Ahahaha yes right “much more responsible Eliot” indeed very very responsible *glances at the calendar and scurries away*
ah football makes no sense but it’s some sort of national sport
even though we are terrible at it. I mean, really terrible.
yep…………
Football soccer makes complete sense! Get the ball into the net, keep it away from the other team, and don’t use your hands. It reminds me of keep the balloon in the air, where it has a simple goal with a few extra challenges. It’s a child’s game with the addition of some extra rules to make the game a bit more fair, like offsides. Rugball is pr…[Read more]
i don’t understand football at all, any of them, so when I say that it doesn’t make sense it’s mostly about me
I’m trying to comprehend everything you just wrote
That’s football in simple terms!
there’s a long list of things we invented and other people did better
…but not as long as the list of things we stole and then other people did better
ugh ikrrrr
??? I never got a notif for this…
*comments one month later*
Hello people of the SGE Council! I am a completely and entirely responsible member of the council who did not forget to post on Sunday but here goes.
How was your week? As you can tell by my being here, I didn’t die in a car crash. I did however drive on a real highway and that totally wasn’t scary at all. Have any of you guys read The Cru…[Read more]
first!
Congrats on not being killed in a car crash!
Also I’m going to the library to read the Crucibles first chance I get bc you told me not to
I mean. You can, but like— I hate all of the characters but you do you.
If you like Salem witch trials books I recommend How to Hang a Witch and The Life and Death Parade. (The second really isn’t a Salem witch trials book but it’s similar and I liked it.) Also the Near Witch is practically a religious experience so I recommend that one too.
Congrats on not dying! Merging and passing are some of my least favorite parts of driving, I actually go out of my way to avoid entering highways on certain entrance ramps because they are super short and don’t give much time for merging into traffic…
My week was good, the Clair de Lune performance that I was talking about last week was this mor…[Read more]
I haven’t really had to merge yet, we got on at an intersection. Thank you for the ringing words of encouragement.
The amount of technical terms in that paragraph made me realize how good you must be at the piano so I applaud that
without ever hearing you play. Good job!!
I have to say, I’m curious about this philosophy lecture. What’s it ab…[Read more]
Hm interesting! I don’t believe that I’ve ever driven on a highway that could be entered by an intersection.
Aww thank you!! I like to use fancy music language XD, can’t attest to whether I’m a good pianist though.
The lecture is about Søren Kierkegaard and Friedrich Nietzsche, I’m comparing their lives, philosophies, and beliefs (Kierkegaard is…[Read more]
It’s kinda a smaller highway, two lanes, lots of lights.
I’m sure your very good. Better than me at least.
Okay I do actually follow that explanation but I have never heard of either of them. It does sound very interesting even though my philosophy background is approximately zero.
I didn’t know that you play piano! Yay a fellow musician!! 😀
What do you like to play?
I hope its interesting, I have to memorize and present to my class on our last day of school as part of our assessment for the year…
I know how to play the piano and violin but I’m good at neither. I generally like to play pop covers cause they’re fairly simple but you can be a bit more expressive when you get good.
That sounds like… so much fun! Absolutely! Memorization!
Cool! I played violin in a (very beginner) youth orchestra for two years, but decided to stop so that I could start learning to play lever harp.
Pop covers are fun, I haven’t done many of them but I learned Never Enough on the piano and really enjoyed it.
I’m sure you’re a great musician!! Violin is hard to play, the only song I could probably…[Read more]
Oh my gosh you play the harp? *Respect levels go off charts with a dramatic crash sound*
XD In a way, playing a harp is like playing a synthesis of a piano and a violin since you’re plucking strings but don’t usually have to control the pitch yourself or use a bow. You also tune your own harp, like the violin, while you don’t typically tune your own piano…
That makes sense
taggles!!!!! Also, what are ads for, and can I submit one for the book I’m currently writing? I’m trying to get supporters wherever I an, so seen its published, I have people interested in reading 🙂
Oh of course! If you’d like to tell us a little bit about your story and where people can read it, fill out the form and we’ll put it up so you can find some interested readers.
Ooh, may I be tagged?
And I believe they put that rule in place so that students wouldn’t be able to bribe their favorite (or least favorite) teachers into giving them good scores or whatnot on tests and such.
You’re tagged!
Oh I could see that. Especially since the Sge grading system is solely based on one person’s opinion of you, bribes probably go a long way.
Taggles!!!! I think the rules there (petitioned for by the Evers maybe) who dislike bribing and think it’s dishonest. I also feel like Dovey would not want students giving gifts on a regular basis to everyone, but that’s a hard question. For the latter, I personally would give my least favorite teacher a candy cane from hansels haven to spite…[Read more]
You have also been tagged.
Remind me— you’re not allowed to eat the candy from Hansel’s haven correct? Then the teacher couldn’t eat it I got it. Very clever.
My week’s been pretty tiring, but spring break starts after tomorrow so I’m definitely looking forward to that. I’ve been pretty tired lately, but I thankfully don’t have much homework today so I can rest.
The rule was probably established to prohibit bribing, especially in extremely important events like the Snow Ball or Trial by Tale. I’m going…[Read more]
Oh you’re spring break is early! I have a whole ‘nother week. But I agree, school is getting tiring.
Sader does seem like a teacher that would appreciate a gift without thinking you’re trying to get a better grade or something. I think I like him.
*kicks door down* Guess who hasn’t been getting notifications?
They went full out magical girl with Sabera’s transformation I both love and hate it.
This week has been awful, but we’re not going to get into that
I am thrilled to have finally gotten Akechi on my team, the only problem is that now I don’t have any healers on my team (I will admit,…[Read more]
Sorry! Tags are always a little wonky. You are on this list, correct?
Well, you can have an air hug anyway.
I’m going to pretend I understood all those references. Some of the names sound familiar from things you’ve mentioned before but that’s it.
Hm. I don’t think I have anything against Beatrix, but at least you’re willing to spare Nic…[Read more]
YALL
I just had to get not one, but THREE shots in my arm. It hurt like hell and now my arms are all sore and stiff :/ </i!
Ouch.
Update: it’s now March 27! Which means that it’s been a year since the final episode of Steven Universe aired. And my heart is still broken. I feel like I should do something special to commemorate the occasion but the only thing I can come up with is binging Season 1B tonight, which I’ll probably do.
Hello people of the SGE council!
How is your week going?
Mine is all right. I drove on a real road for the first time yesterday and managed not to die, so… that’s fantastic. I was the only one in my history class in person, that was not fantastic. (My school let’s you decide whether to go to school in person or go to school virtually on any…[Read more]
First!
*reminds self to comment later*
Well now you’re just showing off.
I also share a birthday week with Einstein! My birthday was yesterday.
Also, R.I.P. Stephen Hawking. Today is the date of his death. He will forever be missed.
Happy Birthday! We can add it to the council list if you want us to celebrate it next year.
Conclusion from incomplete data: geniuses who aren’t born on pi day will die on pi day.
Hey, can I be tagged please?
No.
Maybe
Probably
Most likely
Yes you’ve been tagged.
is that supposed to mean that im already on the tag list or-?
You’ve been added to the tag list I just didn’t want to be predictable and say “yes you’ve been added” cause I occasionally try not to be predictable.
Understandable-
happy birthday everyone!!!!!!!! Honestly harry potter gives me a lot of sge vibes………… a school where they teach magic, you get put into a house/school depending on your character, some kids know about it but the story follows a character who is new to that world…… I could probably find more similarities to point out
I definitely see it! The “new kid in a strange magic world” is definitely popular and very enjoyable. I would also say that Harry, like Sophie, wonders what side he should be on. Sophie debates good versus evil and Harry struggles with how much he is like Voldemort.
yep!! and they are both manipulated by an older evil character
Agreed! Ohhhh an Hermione kinda has an “Agatha, look, you’re actually beautiful” moment at the Yule Ball. I feel like that’s when everyone sits up and realizes Hermione’s pretty when she intends to be.
yep!! And how a foursome pairs off at the end and 2 of them are related lm.ao
i totally agree harry potter gives off huge SGE vibes
My week has been good, I finished my acting classes (and nearly cried in the middle but like whatever) and I am trying to convince my friend to read SGE
Ohhh acting class. (I assume that you weren’t crying because your script called for it but if you can do that I think that’s amazing.) Do you learn a specific play or story, or just do you just learn techniques and the like?
You go! I am in several evangelical missions to get people to read good books. Mostly six of crows. I empathize with your crusade.
Head’s up y’all:
JUN REPLIED 2 HOURS, 53 MINUTES AGO
Yes, the reported user has been banned. These forums are meant for discussion of the School for Good & Evil book series and users making multiple off-topic posts, especially those that result in numerous reports will be banned. For all those involved in this incident, including those who issued…[Read more]
We saw it. We’ll continue doing council posts but we’ll try to make them handbook themed so we don’t annoy the actual handbook people. It’s not like we don’t talk about SGE at the council.
Please don’t feel like you need to strictly discuss the books, but we’ll center our posts around them, since that’s kinda why we’re all here. This seems…[Read more]
That’s fine with me. Jun also more recently commented saying that this forum can be used for Rping/fanfics as long as they’re sge related so I’d think that as long as the council posts are sge related (which they are) we should be fine 🙂
All right, thank you for the heads up.
Not me completely forgetting to comment about my week *facepalms*
Congrats on driving on a real road!! When I was first learning how to drive my dad tried to get me to go 25mph but I couldn’t make it over 15mph XD.
My week is going alright, my school work load is a little lighter but we’re expected to start working on writing and memorizing a…[Read more]
Oh man there were several weeks where I had a max speed of 10 so— this is an improvement. I totally understand what you mean.
“Voluntold” is my new favorite word and I will attempt to use it in every possible situation from now on.
Aw poor puppy! I hope he/she feels better!
I have never tried vegan cheese crackers. I mean I don’t really…[Read more]
Oh yes do use it, I find it very handy although I sometimes get strange looks not that that’s abnormal anyways though lol.
The crackers were really good : )
I don’t need any extra strange looks either but I think voluntold is worth it for its accuracy.
My birthday is this Friday, and my goats kidded!!!! I named them Iris, Hermes, and Hera. There are two more but I’m not gonna name them cause we’re gonna sell them.
Happy birthday! (You’re probably on for next week if we have your birthday, if not, should I add it?)
Cute names!! Goats are cute, I think. Are your goats cute?
Lol yeah they’re TINYYYY. I have Nigerians, so they are small enough to hold in one hand
Oh my gosh oh my gosh those must be adorable.
*googles nigerian goats*
Cuteness confirmed.
Wait like you actually drove a car
And can I be tagged?
Wait I thought I did tag you. Hm. I will fix that.
Yes I actually drove a car it was scary.
Wait you’re old enough o do that
I feel so young oh my god
I’m 11 and I’ve driven a car XD But I live in the middle of nowhere lol
I’m 16, so I’m just getting a learner’s permit like, tomorrow.
Lucky. It’s literally my dream.
the freedom is great, the money spent on gas not so much
It’s very scary 4/10 do not recommend.
Really-
I’m almost 17 and still haven’t learned. L.mao
It depends on the state/country I think
I can get a permit at 15 and with parental permission license at 15 and a half.
But I didn’t want to/wasn’t allowed
Fair fair fair if I didn’t feel like I would want to drive when I’m 17 I wouldn’t be doing this now either.
Hello people of the SGE council!
(And apologies to the people of the Handbook Chat)
If you’d like to join, just ask!
I am no longer the substitute poster and am now officially here to stay for the next month. How about that!
So, how was your week? Mine has been filled with space news and statistics. For those of you that have heard me c…[Read more]
First! *comments to remind myself to comment later because I have no time at the moment*
This reminds me of the good old days where we used to try to beat Fudge to posting the update after the tag list and it’s a nice memory.
*I smile*
I know. Remember when she missed commenting and you held an investigation?
That was hilarious.
Do you remember when Salty posted? Or are you too new for that?
Here’s my comment. Finally.
I’m taking 4 ap’s (including stats) next year. I’m going to die.
Darn you spacex. Getting Erin’s hopes up, then quickly dashing them :((
Can I kill tedros-
If not, let me kill Nicola or Sader. Preferably Nicola.
ooo, thank you for letting me know about the lightning!
Do you want access to the advert form? I should be…[Read more]
Oh wait kinda—
Wait yeah she was like, insanely late or something and we all beat her.
No, I’m much to new for that.
Dang I’ll do three APs next year and I thought I was the dead one.
I know! They’re very cruel.
You can absolutely kill Tedros please don’t kill Nicola.
I just need the link I can’t get the link.
I literally h.ate her though.
Do you have an email I could send it to?
I just don’t want to put it here so everyone has access if that makes sense
Oh wait just put it at the bottom of our group doc that no one checks.
I don’t understandddddd why do people hate her?!?
That’s smart. I’ll go do that
Thanks!
This is great!! And actually I kinda want to kill all the good guys and the villains but mainly the good guys-
aHEM but if you’re only letting me pick one then TEDROS
Happy birthday to all who had birthdays!! Have a great week everyone 🤍
I cannot fault you for that—
PeTeR pAn
Oh man I can’t fault you for that either. I think I made this question too easy.
Sooo my week was good! The finale for wandavision came out two days ago so I watched it 🤩👏😌😔😁😁😥😐🤔🙄☺😯🙁 <- very mixed emotions about it. The hero I would kill…..uhh ummm Nicola, I dont think the story would have been GREATLY affected if she died cause like….all she really did was cause dRaMa…
Why does everyone hate Nicola I do not understand.
I’ve heard so much about WandaVision, what’s it about?
I do not hate Nicola I just feel she wasn’t exactly needed also Wandavision is about….well Wanda and Vision from the MCU and ummmm *tries not to spoil anything* theres some magicccc 👩😥😥😥😭😭😭🤘🖐👋🤟👨🤩😲😮👩🦱🧙♀️❤💫💓💖🕳💫🕳💫☮✳❎✅💠🔰‼⁉‼⁉‼⁉❓❓‼‼☢⚜❓🤨🤔🤨🤔😫 that is describing the show in…[Read more]
I feel like I ought to point out that I do not know who Wanda or Vision are and the emojis make no sense but I like magic so it’s all good.
it would be awesome if u could tag me
Well then the awesome has been accomplished.
hey!
ok i feel like i need to answer this: probably ok nvrm i have no ide
Hello!
*comment for notifs*
I’d kill either Nicola or Hort.
I don’t hate Nicola, but like other people in this chain I don’t think she actually was all that important or needed in this story.
I don’t entirely hate Hort either, I’ve felt some pity for him about Sophie and all, but like…honestly that was kind of his entire character and he was kind of a Nice Guy TM and from…[Read more]
I’m really sorry, Twig, let us know if you need to talk about it or anything.
Ah, I was going to kill Hort! I agree, Sophie’s best on her own. And, given the end of book 6, which I won’t spoil, it would be the simplest option.
Oh, oh no. I hope you all get better soon! Lots of love from my end of the internet. 💕
can i be tagged?
Of course! *rubs magic lamp* you’ve been tagged.
Yay!! Magic lamp works wonders
tedros, tedros needs to die
sounds like a good chant
bel!
Sapphy!
It does! Also— hiiiiiii!!! I haven’t seen you in a while!
school is insane, also I have some residual fury over the non-death of tedros in OTK because i HATE THE MONARCHY AND PIERS MORGAN AND MONARCHIST-
calm down bel calm down
I could deal with Tedros dying. They only reason I tolerate him is because Agatha loves him somehow.
stuff has been going DOWN here in england which has made me hate the monarchy more than I did before
an incomplete list:
prince andrew at a pizza express in woking
megxit and the racist royals
i recently discovered that william and kate have THREE children which shook me to my core
that’s all thank you
o.
m.
g.
i cant believe that a prince would have 2 work (bc i dont think royals usually have jobs) and this is just my opinion but racist people literally su.ck
also its kinda cool that u live in england bc, well, ive never been there and i live in amerca
literally 95% of the time it is grey and drizzling; it’s not that great
it’s hilarious, newspapers are all talking about royal family members quitting their jobs
WHAT JOBS THEY JUST SIT AROUND AND STEAL MONEY FROM HARDWORKING PEOPLE
(i do respect meghan, but none of the others)
(and cattyrose is right, england is pathetic. it snowed today. IN APRIL.)
omgg ikr, it’s been snowing on and off all day, it went up to about 20 degrees at one point then started snowing again!
ugh and it’s so annoying how come we have to give them money THEY LITERALLY HAVE SO MUCH ALREADY
also call me Tash 🙂
wow. “ROYAL FAM QUITS JOBS THAT THEY DONT HAVE” ok maybe england isnt that great…but at least it snows where u r bc where i live it doesnt snow. at least it used 2, like, a bajillion yrs ago
I haven’t heard of most of these events aside from the Oprah interview with Harry and Meghan. (Oprah is like royalty here in America) Most of my respect for the Royal family involves their ability to look good in hats, so that shows what I know.
I didn’t actually watch the interview, but I heard a lot about it. And yeah, Oprah is a rather legendary figure here for… some reason.
but I mean yes the hats-
okee 🙂 u guys can call me kahleela if u want 2 i kno its a little hard 2 remember
oooh, the queen looks great in hats
tash and kahleela, cool
(look up prince andrew + pizza express in woking if you want to know more)
oprah’s cool
we had a whole assembly about her in year 7, but now all I remember is that interview
The whole lot of them look great in hats! Why do you think I watch the weddings or their other events?
Okay wow that is quite a disaster.
the royal family is generally a disaster
but the hats are pretty good
^^
^^^
omg lol
perfect fancy, crazy hats and perfect head shape for hats 😛
it’s in the blood
tbh i’ve only got into royal politics and hating them during lockdown because i’ve been watching a lot of mock the week and 8 out of 10 cats
Why do you hate them?
mock the week is brilliant–
among other things, I’ve started watching have I got news for you
oh i’ve never seen that
unnewsrelated would i lie to you, not going out and QI i am obsessed with
wait y do u hate them
I don’t like how they can get away with things that would imprison most other people, how they treat Meghan and how they treated Diana, and how much money is spent on them even though they barely bring anything into the country.
I can’t imagine my taxes going to people who get to spend their lives in a huge castle not having to work a day in their lives but stilling getting to live an extravagant life and cause scandals the whole country has to deal with it. That being said, how is the royal family racist in any way?
oh wow……..well just bc they r royals doesnt mean they should b able 2 get away w/things that ‘normal’ people would b thrown in jail 4. thats just something thats completely stupid and messed up
ok i know thats this question isnt 4 me but i will answer any way using the power of google
so, i googled it and saw the headline once i clicked on the link, which said “the british royal family has turned a blind eye 2 its racist past.” then in the article it says, “The Queen has never acknowledged the monarchy’s historical role in supporting the Black ***** trade.
Human rights activist Peter Tatchell said the system of an inherited…[Read more]
She’s not wrong, the royal family is founded on decades of colonisation and erasure of native people.
Also, Prince Andrew deserves to be imprisoned and I think it’s terrible that the royals are brushing over his past.
I mean I can understand not wanting to be blamed for your ancestors mistakes, and it’s not necessary for them to apologize for it. But they should acknowledge it, and definitely don’t do it themselves
wait-y does he deserve 2 b imprisoned???
But how was that their fault? If you were a wealthy white person in the south during that time period you would most likely have slaves, You are a product of your time.
it’s more that they’re refusing to apologise for their past even when they’ve probably benefited from it more than anyone else, plus the ‘product of their time’ excuse doesn’t work when they’ve said some very racist things to Meghan quite recently.
But why should they apologize for things they didn’t do? And refusing to offer protection for Megan’s son who isn’t even in the family isn’t racist.
:000000000000000000000000000000000000000 ok now that is also messed up…what is it with the royal family being so rude and overall not that great?
yeah but its kinda…rude
It’s not, I’m not going to offer a fleet of guards for someone’s kid who literally abdicated my family.
I think this discussion is jinxed–
RIP Prince Philip duke of Edinburgh, died this morning
TAAAAAAASH HEY
Oh . . . sad
LILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WASSUP FAM
And like ehhh I feel bad for the queen and all that and you can’t deny the country’s loss………… but he was literally 99 and recentally had heart surgery so it was gonna happen sooner or later
Oh
WRITE PLZ??
GOOD RIDDANCE TO THAT PIECE OF P.OOP
omg thats horrible! rip
ok totally off subject, but y does every1 hate tedros
I’m completely okay with going off subject!
Tedros isn’t really all that exciting. I think Agatha deserves better, but she seems to like him for some reason I don’t understand. He kinda likes to have his own plans and doesn’t include Agatha in the planning, probably mostly for plot reasons, but he could like… let her help. Because Agatha is cool.
yep, it’s probably best to change the subject here; we were getting dangerously close to politics
I wouldn’t say I hate Tedros, I am more disgusted by him. In the first 4/5 books I had pretty much the exact same view of him as Hester. A stupid arrogrant prat of a prince used to getting exactly what he wanted with no effort. But his character…[Read more]
woah, i never thought about it like that…and now that i think about it thats true lol. i was just like, ‘why does everyone say they would k.ill him?’ but i mean u guys r right so…
Rip Prince Philip 🙁
I mean, the question was “if you had to kill a good guy” so it’s not exactly unprompted.
But yes, as much as we all need to talk about racism, colonialism, erasure, justice, and our many issues, maybe this isn’t exactly the time and place.
I didn’t mind Tedros in books 3-5 but then he started being really quite sexist and I didn’t like him.
(Also, my dislike of the system of a monarchy and therefore anyone perpetuating it.)
*turns on onscreen keyboard for emojis* 😯😶🙊☠️
Hello! I’m new to this chat. What do you guys get up to around here?
Hey! Well, since activity posts are down, I decided “why not use the Ever Never Handbook as a substitute?” *hijab flip* and everyone has taken after me, cause I’m an icon 👑
But yeah, it’s a substitute for activity posts 😌
THAT’S NOT QUITE WHAT HAPPENED HAYCH—-
No, you suggested using the QFG chat, I suggested using this one *ponytail flick*
tRuE…….oH wElL-
XD
Greetings! Like they said, it’s a substitute for activity posts, but before it was just a chat for the Handbook that died a while ago.
Ugh I think my “pretend I’m a newbie” prank officially failed. Should have changed the avatar.
Next time! (Asdfghjhgf I actually thought you were serious oops)
It was supposed to be something normal enough that if you did look at the username, I am actually new to this chat, so you wouldn’t spoil it for everyone else, you know? But then if you assumed I was a newbie, I would get a cute welcome and you would lose.
Ohh I see
Since you’re so invested in this now (even if you’re not you’re getting an update anyway)
It launched! Finally!!!
It did?! That is amazing! I’m so happy for you. XD What time did it launch?
And were there any maybe’s? Or did it go off without a hitch?
Welllllllll….
It may have bombed the landing. And by that I mean, exploded like a bomb. I neglected to mention that important bit of information.
It launched around 3:30 my time. You can watch the livestream if you want! It was a very impressive flight otherwise, not much different than sn8. But my fellow space geek and I got some emotional…[Read more]
I- what-
Erin, that is a very important detail that you neglected to mention.
l.mao I mean you have every right to be angry. It’s been like more than a week.
I’m alright I suppose. Well *I shrug* at least I’m going to try and be.
How about you? How are you doing?
I thought I’d build excitement, you know.
It’s been more than a month, actually.
*more hugs*
I’m fine, now that I’ve finished the torture of confidence intervals, meiosis, and the Boston Tea Party.
That’s one way to do it XD
Oh? Apush or just normal history?
AND WhaT! The boston tea party is so much fun
Honors us 1, not that exciting.
I do love the Boston tea party when I’m not in history, I just didn’t feel like putting an hour into definitions and boring questions. (Ap world probably raised my expectations for “good” history questions.)
Hullo! So this is easier than going on the sge council doc. But Pink doesn’t really like doing council posts so I can take the first 2 weeks of this month. Or Angel can take this month or whatever sounds good. I think we need to as a council have a talk one of these days and figure out who is active/who won’t be posting, so the schedule will work.
Ah shoot. I meant Eliot, not Angel. Since he’s up after you.
That’s a good idea. I can just do the whole month, really, doesn’t bother me. But yeah, we do need a meeting.
Maybe just, tag everyone and make sure everyone responds? And then we’ll pretend to be professional, mock parliamentary procedures, or whatever else councils do.
Okay, so you’ll do this month, and Eliot will do the next?
Yep. I can message Forest and Eliot to make sure they are here for the meeting.
Poet’s left the site, so I think she may leave the council, and just basically we need to see who’s active.
Oh yeah, sure.
Wait, Poet left? I didn’t know that.
Ya, she did.
Okay so I saw what you said on the doc about being the designated sub. I can be your backup if you need one (just in case you go on vacation or something).
I’m a little worried since no one else is active. I think that You, Angel and I are the active ones. Forest never comes on, Eliot hardly does, Poet left, and I don’t think Pink…[Read more]
Well, we can have a meeting with the team. Maybe we can assign the more active people jobs that require being more active and if you’re less active you can choose a less active job.
Ahhh sorry (excuse the spoeing, I was looking at Trial stuff), I really need to be more active with that. I’m fine with posting whenever! Except for next week, since I’ll be extremely busy then.
It’s finnneee you should join us! I give Bailey space updates, we complain about AP classes, and ask “how are you” much more than one would expect.
XD and I’m mainly the one asking.
SPEAKING OF AP CLASSES. My Aplang teacher is being insulting. I wrote a good timed write essay and she wrote b*tchy comments. And THEN she found out that everyone cheated on it. But I DID NOT. So ma’am, I think I deserve an apology.
With that being said, how are both of you?
Ughhhh I hate that. When I was in PreCalc, my teacher spent like, a whole class making people feel guilty about cheating regardless of whether we were cheating or not.
In AP stats, we’ve apparently learned everything already? I didn’t think that was possible but I’m not complaining.
We read “Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God” in English,…[Read more]
*I waltz in days late to replying*
*I stare at you* Pfft it’s only because you give off this ‘cheater vibe’ y’know? A punk sorta one, flashing g.ang symbols and whatnot. I wouldn’t trust you at all! ;))
I’m jealous of your stats class.
Meanwhile I feel like I’ve gone back to elementary school level because we’ve only read one book this year and…[Read more]
*indignant face* excuse me.
Don’t be, we get made fun of in that class on a daily basis.
Ugh English classes should be good otherwise they’re torture. As a math/science kid I have plenty of reason to be tortured by English classes.
Catholic school! The land of “we-don’t-get-off-for-Chinese-(or-Jewish)-holidays!” Or any other religion,…[Read more]
Did I write this today?
I did. It doesn’t feel like I wrote this today. Apparently today has been a very long day.
I would not have guessed that. Are you at least an English kid in terms of writing stories and whatnot?
Oh. Huh. I mean it’s not really a religious thing (that I know of) but apparently Asha and a few others don’t have it either. So…[Read more]
Well, yeah, I think it’s more cultural and less religious, and we do have multiple students who live in China currently, but no, we instead get off for Super Bowl Monday.
I am Catholic, so I really don’t mind. It gets a little weird when people mention things like abortion rights because I tend to disagree with them on that—
I guess I also disag…[Read more]
Heya! Are you going to post council next Saturday/Sunday?
I just want to make sure since March is your territory and I posted two times in February since no one else was.
Oh yeah sure! I didn’t know we were commandeering the handbook chat so I didn’t know how to do the council updates, thanks so much for that. But now I can!
Ofc we don’t mind. I’m really tired, how about you?
We need to make any new council posts in regards to the handbook. Like fact wise, questions, etc. I’m sure you saw, but check @/jun’s activity for more details.
Oh, okay. This might be a problem since I haven’t read the handbook but I’ll try to make it more relevant.
Have you read it? I mean if you give me like 4 handbook questions or facts I’ll include them.
Ya I have it and have read it.
We should prolly make the question of the week about it too.
I can give you those too.
Salutations! Just popping in to say hello and ask how everyone is (if you guys don’t mind)
Perfect thank you.
Hi Eliot!! Please do stick around.
I agree. I am very tired. Mostly of school.
I’ve been feeling really guilty about my lack of participation in the council posts, so I was wondering if there was anything I could do to help (I’m all good for posting… pretty much whenever, actually).
Don’t feel bad! It’s really not that much work. But if you do want to pitch in and handbook-ify the posts and give me some tips that’s very awesome. Otherwise, just hang out and talk about your week! I usually try to comment on everyone’s so we have a little conversation so if you want to join, feel free.
You are the designated sufferer for Apr…[Read more]
Oh huzzah, suffering will be fun.
It is very fun! I have 9 whole notifications as we speak.
Hiiiiiii
(I have nothing to say but it’s the middle of the night, I was spoeing, and this was intriguing)
Hoi Asha!
Sooooooo
How’s everyone doin
Heyo!
Hello! Please do stick around!
Erin check your notifs pleaseeee ( you got one on our prior post since there are spoes on this one :))
I found it I found it.
Also, can we get some handbook facts for Sunday? So I don’t have to… like, make them up?
I’m sorryyyyy I didn’t think you were still active l.mao since my last notif from you was 30 min ago. XD
Oooh sure! *Goes to get my handbook*
I apologize, there was a guinea pig running free that I needed to attend to.
YOU OWN A GUINEA PIG? WHAT’S HIS/HER NAME AND HOW OLD AND TELL ME ALL THE DETAILS S’IL VOUS PLAIT
SHOOT I STILL HAVE TO DUO. IT’S PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY GIVING ME NOTIFS
HER NAME IS WINNIE SHES ALMOST A YEAR OLD AND IS VERY BIG FOR A GUINEA PIG SHES BLACK AND WHITE WITH ONE HALF-PINK EAR AND SCREAMS FOR SALAD EVERY AFTERNOON
SHE SOUNDS SO CUTE I NOW KINDA REALLY WANT A PICTURE XD
OMG GUINEA PIGLET
Here’s the sge question (handbook related). I’ll do the fact tomorrow because I’m too exhausted to think at the moment:
In the handbook it says: Gifts to teachers are prohibited (Dean Sophie does not count as a teacher).
Why do you think this rule was put into place? Did the evers or the nevers cause it?
A follow-up to the prior question. If you…[Read more]
I HAVE A PICTURE HOW DO I SEND IT?
Also that’s perfect thank you!
This is completely off topic but shouldn’t you be sleeping?
I was sleeping!
*Comes walking in with the sge handbook fact a couple of days later*
Fun fact time! I’m sure that many of you already know this if you own the handbook, but on page 261 of the handbook at the roundtable, there is a spelling error. Hester is spelled as “Ester.” When the Handbook first came out, there were many posts made by eagle-eyed fans spotting…[Read more]
Any ideas for fun facts? Also, I think I’m having trouble finding the events happening this week (if there are any- is there another doc I’m missing?) Other than that, I have everything assembled.
Oh the advertisements are on the doc at the bottom of the page, Bailey put a link. We’ve mostly been taking facts from/about the handbook since we’ve adopted their chat.
Welcome to the Tidal Pool!
If you haven’t already, go check out the rules in the picnic post. It should also be in your mentions. When you enter, please let everyone know, and again for when you leave that way everyone knows who could potentially be attacking them. (Think this kills your element of surprise? Hope you get lucky! Invisibility is a p…[Read more]
Commenting to judge!
As am I!
*needs the notifs*
I’m here!
(I am not currently here, but I am commenting for notifications).
*I shoot beams of light into Outdoorpoet’s eyes, temporarily blinding them, and use the advantage to run up behind them*
(My pronouns are she/her. What are yours?)
*I let light pass through me so that I’m not visible, (like a Vanisher) and lunge at Outdoorpoet without being seen, stretching my hand toward *insert pronoun* flag*
I think it would be easier to keep track of it if we fought on the Never gate post, if that’s okay.
*I enter*
*I start writing down a command on paper while Sandol is going for Poet’s flag.*
*I yell:* Please stand in place for at least twenty seconds!
*I attack Angel using my incredibly awesome talent*
*I appear here and fight back using my equally incredibly awesome talent*
*I laugh*
This battle is full of specifics.
*I summon a giant wave to come at you*
I cry out: Defend yourself, mere mortal! Cower against the waveeeeee
*I start to dart away from the wave, but am too slow, getting drenched.*
Rude.
*My hair slithers across the floor until circling Bailey’s foot, at which point I yank her off her feet.*
HELLO RAPUNZEL
*I hit the floor and slice your hair with my dagger from my boot. I sing a tune, and a bunch of crows appears, dive-bombing your head*
*Shrieking, I try to bat the crows away, to no avail. Instead, I wrap a length of hair around each one, spin them all around really fast, and then yeet each one into the distance really fast, where they will be too dizzy to return*
(In a Gru voice from Despicable Me) My turn.
*I grab an acorn cap from the forest floor and whistle sharply using it,…[Read more]
Do our original comments count? About talents, in this fight?
If not, I don’t think you can get me out yet XD
*I summon wind, whipping the wasps back at you. *
*I also cast a spell and vines wrap your wrists together.*
I think Angel was just making a grab for the flag, you are defending.
Oh, hi Erin! I didn’t expect you to reply XD
*With a flick of my finger, my hands are free, and I send the wasps flying away again.*
I have to go bed now, so I will not be replying for a while, sorry
Welcome to the Indigo Underbrush and the Echo Field!
If you haven’t already, go check out the rules in the picnic post. It should also be in your mentions. When you enter, please let everyone know, and again for when you leave that way everyone knows who could potentially be attacking them. (Think this kills your element of surprise? Hope you g…[Read more]
Commenting to judge once again!
^^^
I require the notifs
Hi!
(I am not currently here, but I am commenting for notifications).
*I enter the Indigo Underbrush and wait silently for another competitor to attack*
I’m creeped out by the notif that brought me here:
NOTIFICATION DATE RECEIVED ACTIONS
and 1 others also commented on ‘s post 5 minutes ago Read | Delete
Hm, I’ve never seen that before
Welcome to the Pumpkin Patch
If you haven’t already, go check out the rules in the picnic post. It should also be in your mentions. When you enter, please let everyone know, and again for when you leave that way everyone knows who could potentially be attacking them. (Think this kills your element of surprise? Hope you get lucky! Invisibility i…[Read more]
*A noise rustles through the patch*
See all other trial posts for reading as to why I’m here
Greetings!
How many posts are there for me to need the notifs for
Quite a few.
*A figure darts out of the clearing*
*I enter the pumpkin patch* for anyone who’s here, I’m Elvia and my pronouns are she/her *i take up a place behind a large pumpkin*
Anyone want to fight or something?
Sure why not, you seem to be the only person here
(I am not currently in the pumpkin patch, but I am commenting for notifications).
Do you want to start Elvia?
*i use my fingerglow to enlarge the pumpkin and send it into the air, bewitching it to go crashing into @/princezzdot ‘s head* sure!
Y’all do know you don’t have to ask someone’s permission to fight them and can just attack, right? I was not expecting this level of civility in a fight.
It’s a bad habit
*I move to the side letting the pumpkin smash into the tree behind. A tide of water crashed into Elvia as I rise on a wave above her*
(I have re-entered the pumpkin patch from the pine Glen)
*I get up from the ground and blast a current of water in poets direction, hitting her so hard from the back she falls on to her face. *
*A bee lands in a bush*
*I shake the water off myself and stand up. I dig a hole in the ground with a stick, making it wider with my finger glow. I send a current of water underground , ripping up the ground beneath Poet and sending her crashing into the muddy water the ground. The water pulls up trees from their roots and pushes them onto Poet*
Yello I’m Sandol, pronouns she/her.
*I sneak into the Pumpkin Patch and aim beams of light at @princezzdot to trap her in a cage made of laser beams that completely surrounds her on all sides*
*I from a cocoon of water around myself and walk through the laser beams*
Wait, I just saw Outdoorpoet’s comment, so does that mean this match is over?
(I deleted my earlier comment by accident, but I guess it’ll be better to forget it happened since you seem to be fighting Outdoorpoet right now)
Post just made their first move towards PrincezzDot’s flag, both are still in the game.
Also, Sandol, if you haven’t checked out the picnic post recently i suggest you do.
Oh okay. Thanks Erin!
She had a pretty dramatic retaliation though. If the other player retaliates preventing your original attack, you can’t steal their flag.
I mean. That’s kind of the difficult part. I would say something that stops you from stealing your flag, like taking it back or moving their foot, and then either sprinting away to another area of the forest, morgrifying and getting away, or counter attacking with something that would turn the tide in their favor, like, I don’t know, att…[Read more]
Yes yes yes exactly. Now go resolve your great rivalry because I need to see this action.
Are you still upset about the winter trial of 2019?
*I pull my trial cloak over my face to protect myself from the wind, a wave rises beneath pulling me out of the winds clutch. A current of water rushes at Poet, spilling into her pocket and nudging her flag out*
Elk thanks a lot now I’m cold Poet. Despite preaching about being born in December, I’m cold .
*I stand up and incase Poet in a bubble of hot water, burning into her skin as her flag slips from her pocket and floats in the water*
*I pull my shirt over my nose and mouth with my eyes scrunched shut as I feel around the tornado, I form a cocoon of water around myself and open my eyes, able to breathe again*
*I push the cocoon out of the tornado, landing on a tree and letting the water crash over you. While, you’re down I throw my dagger at you, hitting your pocket and i…[Read more]
@/princezzdot
Want to fight in the Sleeping WIllows?
Yeah sure, until Poet comes back at least.
(Or we can just fight here cause I don’t want to go looking for the sleeping willows post)
I’m in again?
Either way is fine, just make your decision fast.
*I tap an imaginary watch and pace in front of the willows*
Of course, I thought it was obvious.
*I rise above the wind on a wave. I send water all throughout the area ripping up trees and plants until I find Poet and pummel her with currents(
*I push against the wind, rising again on a current. The current rushes toward you with me riding it, as I reach out, grabbing your flag*
…wow. Um, yeah, I’m gonna have to give that one to Poet. *summons a stretcher* Because otherwise you might have killed her. PrincezzDot, you may return at 5:00 AM Eastern Time tomorrow, and when you do, there’s a prize in the picnic section for you.
Did you tag me somewhere Erin? I saw you did, but when I clicked on the notification it just took me to my mentions
Check the picnic post
Yeah it’s just your prize
Yeah I guess it’s even now lol. We can plot on discord. 5 am tomorrow then? If you’re not up it’s fine
I mean it will be 2 am for me so I probably won’t be up either so scratch that
*enters*
hello, anyone want to fight?
*gets my dagger ready and picks up some pointy sticks*
pronouns are she/her
YES FIGHT
*I turn into a tiger and leap for your flag*
*I roll to the side as I dodge Tiger Deliah, and hurl the pointy stick in front at you then explode it. After that, I creep up behind you as I explode the pumpkins near you which forces you to retreat to the corner. I finally then use my explosive powers to propel me forward fast as I jump to sn.atch your flag*
*I throw my dagger at Delilahs paw stabbing it and making her hand useless when she turns back*
*I growl and transform into a hissing hydra, then knock you to the grass and hiss indignantly*
*I stab my dagger into your leg and push you off of me. I kick you in the stomach against a tree while I go for your flag*
*I roar and slam you away with my tail, breathing fire right past your arm and then yanking out the dagger and using my tail to pin you against a tree with it*
*I flinch as the flames lightly singe my arm. I use a current of water to rip Delilah off of me, and cold water to soother the burn*
*while the currents hold Delilah in place i grab her flag and drop it to the ground*
Judges?
@ms-granger
@catsforlife
@uraza169
I think Delilah adequately defended your first attack, so I’ll have to say no, but you can go from “Delilah stuck in currents” “PrincezzDot healing burns”
*I enter the area*
I go to one of the trees, rip a large branch and charge at Jay with it
Oh and the branch has leaves and is quite cumbersome
*I transform into a large shark and flop out of the currents, before turning into a huge doe and smashing you into a tree, back to my hydra form. I turn into a wasp and dodge you, becoming a cheetah to pull out your flag*
@ms-granger
@sapphy
@catsforlife
@uraza169
(Gonna say no, that sticking you in a current whirlpool type thing counts as a defense.)
*I flop out of the currents and turn into a cheetah and sprint to a tree, then climb it as a monkey*
Welcome, everyone, to the sixth and final Trial by Tale!! *the blue forest gradually comes into focus as you find yourself on the lawn outside.*
Judges
@catsforlife (Queen of the Unicorns)
@uraza169 (Leader of the Snakes)
@ms-granger (Princess Sunshine)
@kittybp2 (Bucket)
Competitors
Evers:…[Read more]
(Commenting to be judgy later)
Commenting for notifications
((commenting to come back to later when i have time to start))
*Commenting to come back too after I go to the beach* Good luck everyone!
*I enter the forest and run to a bush near the pumpkin patch, keeping my head down and out of sight.*
*gets bored and runs to try and find something, my finger glow is out but I’m under my invisibility cos that’s my talent*
*lays out a picnic blanket and pours myself and others cups of lemonade*
*starts chewing on a small cucumber + cream cheese sandwich*
*I make a beeline straight for the blue brook, lying in the water and gathering my bearings*
(commenting to start tomorrow)
*i begin wandering quietly through the blueberry fields, careful not to step on a twig and moving quickly to find somewhere with better hiding. i grip my dagger with such a tight grip that my knuckles turn white*
Anyone want to like fight
EEE somehow I didn’t get a notif- good thing I got bored and scrolled down the page LOL- *Runs into forest and ties self in tree* *Says sarcastically* NoW i jUsT wAiT fOr PeEtA tO gEt StAbBeD sO i CaN nUrSe HiM bAcK tO hEaLtH
*I come late but quickly grappled up a tree, taking out my dagger* Alright now let’s just look for someone to ambush….
@Anadilforever7
Where are you? If ur at the pine glen (yes there are trees) wanna like fight?
(Commenting for judgy things)
Yallllllllll
Do something fun so I’m allowed to set off trapsssssss
(Judgy things so I shall comment for notifs)
Sorry im late but anyway
*goes to pine glen and climbes trees with help of clouds. looks for nevers to harass.*
(so i could get them to help me)
GREETINGS
I am going to start setting traps off soon but for the next few hours, @ms-granger and @kittybp2 are fair game to fight for extra credit (even though there is no point system)
I have checked the rules and (technically) this is allowed so have fun!
NO WE’RE NOT
Ignore Princess Sunshine, she’s just bitter that Bucket wanted to fight her. They are both fair game!!
*Not knowing where to begin, I hold onto my dagger tight and carefully climb up a tree. I think it could be the best place to see what is going on while also staying safe.*
*I’m up the same tree, but you don’t know cause I’m invisible, I strike you *sorry* with my finger glow*
*I feel something strike me and my first instict is too strike back. I cast my pink finger glow and strike right as I turned around, but I see nothing. I know someone is there… but I don’t see anyone. I finally decide to use my powers to make whoever is there think that the branch I was on fell and that I fell off, but I just quickly climb down.…[Read more]
*run to the fern field and hides among the larger ferns, using my talent to darken the sky around me*
*gets bored and decides to go check pine glen for people*
Bored. *Climbs down tree* *Thinks of ways to provoke Evers* Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm….. *starts dumb rap battle with random tree because I’m bored/slightly/very mentally unstable* I got…fame….you got…shame!
*makes it out of the blueberry field and sees deathbringer dancing and rapping to a tree. blinks in shock, before lighting my fingerglow*
This rap battle is by far the greatest thing I have seen in a trial by tale ever
*runs away* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
I’m sorry, I just have to share this brilliant thing- its my fav Incorrect Quote of all time-
Lianna: I’m gonna die alone.
Ria: Lianna, you’re not gonna die alone.
Lianna: Deathbringer was my safety net, okay? She got married and now I have to get a snake.
Phoenix: Uh-huh. Why is that?
Lianna: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna n…[Read more]
*Enters the Blue Forest as one of the last people (because I’m late)*
*Enters through the tulip garden, and crouches down. I’m hoping to ambush someone, (because my talent is manipulating plants, but it drains a lot of energy).
Also if anyone needs it here’s a doc with the map of the blue…[Read more]
(Want to fight Lilac?)
Sure *I get my finger glow out after climbing down the tree that @Stellaaaz is in*
Hungry. *Sees squirrel* *looks at knife in my hand* …Sorry buddy! *stabs squirrel 56 times in the chest, makes fire, and cooks it while singing “The Schuyler Sisters”* “Whoo, nothin like summer in the city, people in a rush and people lookin pretty~”
*I see deathbringer and summon a tidal wave to extinguish their fire*
*I see this happening on my way to pine glen and decide to join in the fight. I throw a rock at Deathbringer*
I think stabbing squirrels singing Schuyler Sisters is such splendid alliteration I can’t
Lol good to know everyones against animal crutality *Eats squirrel and runs away, screaming like Flamingo the Youtuber* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
* floating on random cloud and sees everything happening with Deathbringer then decides to send a thin veil of mist from cloud to see what’ll happen*
I hop onto a tree to avoid landmines and chase both of you from atop the trees
*Realizes @jiop is an ever and uses the mist around me to create a dense cloud form under your feet* ELLO
Yknow you can fight your own side
It’s encouraged
I *uses mist to hop from tree to tree and throws a rock that was in my pocket at Deathbringer while ignoring the quotes* Why Deathbring why.
GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS COMPETITORS
I am currently bored and hyper which usually isn’t a good mix but it’s fine no one shall die probably but as of this exact second in time there are now a ton of landmines all throughout the forest so I highly suggest you watch your step unless you wish to be blown up (I’m not allowed to commit murder as per…[Read more]
HAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL NOT GET BLOWN UP!!!!!!! Fog is good to get people incapacitated. especially with land mines MWAHAHAHAHAHA
I can confirm, in the winter trial this year xe lit many things on fire
*Yells to Jiop and Lsol* I can see you two. *climbs tree and starts saying random quotes from the episode of Impractical Jokers where Murr has to give a speech, but every time the other Jokers say “Line” to him through an earpiece Murr has, he has to pick up a card and read the crazy thing it says on it* “My bald head is full of crazy…[Read more]
*Stuffs cloud in ears*
Wrong! The question, Jiop, is “Why not?” *leaps into another tree, shouting “REVERSE CARD!” and throwing rocks back at you.* By the way you do realize you have a dagger that you could throw at me- *Throws dagger at you, hitting you in the shoulder before running away, cackling evilly*
*Uses clouds to carry my own dagger through the air, then tries to drop it on on death bringer*
I am incredibly bored and Erin and Eliot aren’t here to talk me out of this SO why don’t we spice things up a little?
In addition to the landmines… *The trees around the forest burst into fire, lighting up different colors. From above it looks like a smoky light show*
I highly suggest you stay away, chemical fires can be toxic
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *jumps out of tree and runs to Azure Mountains*
Wait, in addition to the landmines? So u cant walk or climb so… ANY1 WANNA RIDE!?!?!?!?!
*jumps on The mist and hops back to the floor, using the rock to chase after Deathbringer* IM NOT GIVING UP STOP RUNNING
*My tree suddenly bursts into flames and I jump out quickly, almost landing on a landmine. Hears a bunch of stuff happening and sees a lot of people fighting. I decide to go over but use my powers so they don’t see me (my powers are making people see things that aren’t actually there, or in this case, making people not see things)*
*polite clapping for the light show*
*pours some earl grey tea into delicate flower-decorated teacups*
picnickers where y’all at
Xd I love how everybodys targeting me just because I’m acting like an insane idiot *Snaps a branch off a burning tree and throws at Jiop* I HAVE CHEMICAL FIRE AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! I AM AN ARSONIST!
Okay. I deeply respect Arsonists.
I am one myself*turns around and hides behind a bush to tend to my shoulder*As of this exact second I feel more over the top fancy than murderous, though poison is fun so shall we combine the two?
*I flip a switch to set off a bunch of random landmines whether someone is near it or not, all the explosions showering people in glitter and sparks and a bit of Batrachotoxin mixed with Mercury*
technically this is an extremely…[Read more]
Oh my goodness
Imma go give out some prizes to balance this out.
3 healing potions up for grabs! They go to… *spins wheel*
@jata
@lsoliven
@jiop
MWAHAHAHAHA I GET A HEALING POTIONNNNN (i doubt i’ll get hurt tho cuz at the moment there aren’t any traps for flying ladies pretending to be a fluffy hippo clouddddd)
(Sorry for anyone who tried to reply to me btw chaos happened this week….anyway) *I stealth around by one of the caves, sitting up in a tree and sharpening my knife with a rock* Hehehe *naturally bored I started off-key singing* I gOt My DrIvErS lIcEnSe LaSt WeEk
Fantastic
Hmmmm…. *looks at a flock of phoenix’s nearby and plucks their feathers* *makes coat out of feather because phoenix feathers are fire-resistant* Now I can climb burning trees without getting hurt! *Ambushes Jiop in her bush and steals her healing potion*…[Read more]
YOU FOOL *has a second health potion and is now fully healed. Uses dagger you threw at me to carve a spearhead out of stone and attaches it to stick Runs to the Blue Brook Bridge because it’s the best place to stay clear of fire due to the water*
XD if only catsforlife was in charge of the whole Trial we would all be dead by now-
Yeah probably, so that’s why Eliot and Erin have to balance xem out and veto some ideas
Many things have already been vetoed this year sadly but they do go offline sometimes and they actually sleep so I mean nighttime will be fun
Lol *climbs a burning tree* I AM INVINCIBLE!
*feeds the grass some tea because all of the picnickers are dead*
…What-? Bro what happened-
Thats… depressing
It is currently early morning for all judges and I am taking the opportunity to set off poisoned/sedated smoke bombs
*I press a button that drops off a ton of smoke bombs randomly throughout the forest releasing cyclobenzaprine throughout everything*
Before I get yelled at for attempted murder, cyclobenzaprine isn’t deadly inhaled. It only has…[Read more]
And now im no longer safe. * Makes a clud cocoon. waiting to get bitten or semi-sedated*
Oh geez okay, time for more prizes.
And also, it was 10:00 when you posted that so I don’t know about early morning.
*wheel noises*
@stellaaaz
You win a “get out of a trap free” card! You can be invincible to any one trap of your choice.
It was 8 for me and 7 for the other judges so I’d say early ish
*I look from the top of the caves watching the smoke go through the forest* *I swing my legs over the edge and wait for prey to go below me so I can bring their fear to life*
*i feel a crash on my cloud cocoon and it takes all my strength to make the cloud as dense as I can so it wont crash on me. Gas seeps through the spaces in between the cloud form and I loose my strength and fall to the ground right beside the Cyan Caves*
wow a lot has happened. i got a prize hooray) *I feel very drained from my powers and soon people are able to see me. I know I can’t just run away because of traps and stuff, so I kinda just stand still. Everyone is fighting so I stand kind of unnoticed* (does anyone wanna fight)
Ello, since I’m bored and catsforlife is a fellow chaos-maker, I made a list of traps and such to add like:
1. Piranhas in all water sources
2. Do a Hunger Games Feast (Basically you just set up a spot in the Forest where there’s a bunch of healing potions, food, water, camping supplies etc, to lure everybody to one place and let fighting break…[Read more]
YOU DID NOT JUST GIVE XEM MORE IDEAS
DEATHBRINGER (I’M SO VERY SORRY I DON’T KNOW YOUR NAME),
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO TALK XEM OUT OF THINGS
AND YOU DO REALIZE THAT THESE WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU, YES?
Wait…the rules say that competitors can’t kill fellow competitors…nothing about judges killing competitors…
(Sadly that is an unspoken rule that has been debated for 2 years, I am not allowed to commit murder while Erin and Eliot are nearby)
What about me
Do you think that my 50/50’ness will make me easier to convince to let you murder the members of le trial
You’re easy to convince, just gotta twist your words against you!
lm.ao-Buckets panic when she saw my suggestions- I’m laughing so hard rn- and yes I know that stuff will be used against me I just want to see that stuff play out-(Lol so in other words you can kill people when Erin and Eilot are offline-? XD they go offline for like an hour, come back and see a massacre-)
NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO KILL ANYONE REGARDLESS OF WHETHER IM ONLINE
Also I don’t mind being killed if ya feel the need to kill someone lol
Does this mean I’m allowed to commit murder
Have you given the okay
commit murder pls
DO NOT GIVE THE OKAY
DO NOT
WE NEED TO DISCUSS THIS FIRST
SALLY
I think we should give the people what they want. Whaddo you say competitors? Shall murder commence?
This is a ll pause button until the other judges come on because they won’t approve
I think we should let the people competing decide before the E’s get back
Let them have a fun little surprise
No the pause is still in affect
*wakes up 5 hours later* nOw LeTs Set oFf sUm LanD MiNessssss
*walks around looking for a land mine to set off because i am still half delirious from the concusssion, sedative, and pressure.* *sets off land mine* bOoM!!!!!!! OoH lookie, its a bottle for my owiessssssss!!! Lets see, do i pour it on me or drink it…. *pours it on scorch mark on…[Read more]
YES MURDER ME FOLLOW YOUR IMPULSES! (lol this is getting really crazy, really fast-)
If I followed all my impulses, a lot of things would be ash by now, but I think murder could be quite the fun impulse to follow in the trial
Oh here *unpauses pause* I> *eeee thats a really bad play sign-looks more like a flag-*
PAUSES AGAIN ll
COMPETITOR WHY DID YOU UNPRESS THE PAUSE BUTTON
If I followed all my impulses, a lot of things would be ash by now, but I think murder could be quite the fun impulse to follow in the trial
BeCaUsE i FeLt LiKe iT and because I’m mentally unstable~ *unpauses again* I>
ll
ASHA THIS IS YOUR FAULT
YES KILL SOMEBODY KILL ME KILL SALLY KILL JIOP I DON’T CARE JUST MAKE THIS TRIAL INTERESTING!!!!!!!
MAYBE YOU COULD ATTACK SOMEONE AND THEN IT WOULD GET MORE INTERESTING INSTEAD OF BATING UNICORN QUEEN HERE
Im so proud of the chaos that is the trial currently
There shall be murder tonight (so long as the E’s are off)
NO THERE WILL NOT BE
DO I NEED TO STAY UP SO THIS DOESN’T HAPPEN
NO PLEASE DONT KILL ME
y’all can’t kill me 😏 but i’ll enjoy watching you perish
B-but if a judge killed someone-it would make more chaos-if I attack someone there will be little or no chaos-and I live for chaos.
DON’T LET BUCKET CONTROL YOU BE FREE DO WHAT YOU WANT BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
eXCUsE ME
…I know I’m going to wake up in the morning and wonder why I did this- unless I’m a boy tomorrow- then I’m prob just gonna be chill and not worry about it-
…Excuse me to which comment? The free bird one or the second one?
Controlling xem
If anything xey control me
*I stare pointedly at queen unicorn*
I mean
I can’t really deny that claim based on who always goes first in conversations
I technically don’t control you since free will but persuasion is a thing so
Oh drama *sips tea*
AHA!
ALL 3 JUDGES HAVE VETOED THE MURDER
…*picks up rock* I am so close-to killing myself-just so that technically me and cat win this argument-
*Whisks rock away*
Competitors can’t kill other competitors
noooo whyyyyy
Yeah, OTHER competitors. No rule against killing yourself…
Others includes yourself
I don’t even know what the **** is going on but like
BLOOD
Please turn things to ash unicorn Queen
*Sneaks around the blue forest under my invisibility and shooting my finger glow at whoever I see which just so happens to be @JIOP*
Seriously? Again? *shoots back at you and immediately darkens the sky so you can’t see and runs away* I’m outta here
*Comes online* *Sees what i had done last night night* Well. Not doing that again, Probably.
*Comes back to chaos* Imma just go die in a corner.
* Floats to blue berry fields and creates hippo clouds that are amazing at being annoying.* hIPoOs gO toooooooo @2iycrb2qawutob and @Jiop :))))))
Noooooooooooooooo *jumps out of the way and shoots my finger glow up at the clouds*
MURDER MURDER MURDER
*Clouds continue jumping and absorbing ze spells*
*Dodges out of the way and goes under invisibility (sneaking away from the clouds)*
*Gets out of burning tree* Bored. *Snaps burning twigs off tree* This should be a good weapon.
You just robbed an innocent tree.
*Cloud one comes back and I send it out to harass @Jiop* iM a BorEd HiPpO
Well its for a good cause *throws a burning twig at Dot, hitting you in the chest*
*I knock deathbringer over with a wave holding them against the ground*
* sees this happening and snaps a twig of a tree, lights it on fire, and throws it at Deathbringers head, lighting their hair on fire* REVENGE *runs away before anything else happens*
*I float over to the picknickers and watch it all unfold*
Hello I am late
Hullo Jay!
(I wanted to ask while you’re still on-site, but I’d hate to lose contact once the site poofs. Do you have hangouts or discord or something where I could add you?)
Ayy Hello Bailey!
You can email me at my username (ladyofthebooksge) @gmail.com and I’ll send you my discord stuff
If I’m the Unicorn Queen, shouldn’t I technically get to order executions and wear a tiara made of gemstones and flowers
Yes I do think so.
Seems like it.
YAY
I think at some point all of the judges need to pick a color (dibs on black and yellow and gold) and have some over the top outfit
We can have a fashion show while you all fight to survive in the forest
That sounds amazing XD please get the other judges on board with this I need to watch while continuously running away from Deathbringer
I shall annoy them until they agree to it, don’t worry
The least dangerous idea you’ve had in a long while, but knowing you it will lead to us getting killed.
I either want hot pink or royal blue or emerald green
First one is my favourite but it looks awful on me, the following look the best
Hello 0.o
Okay SO
The other judges have retired to bed rest for the remainder of the evening, you are now stuck with semi sleep deprived me who is sitting in the dark with tea and a unicorn tiara who should be working on xeir homework but ANYWAY
In honor of what I have been specifically told not to do by Bucket, SMORES
*The chemical fire dies down but half…[Read more]
*runs away from the fire* what happened here, a gender reveal party? *wonders if the continuous destruction of the forest happens every year* does this count for contestants as well? for example if I told a story about a giant bloodthirsty snake chasing Deathbringer…
sPooky
It does indeed work with competitors as well, have fun!
…Um, welp I watch Myths and Monsters of America…So I know a lot of horror storys…time to release Mothman, Goatman, The Rake, and resurrect the Zodiac Killer! *Hoes to river, gets hair…un-fired? And goes to the campfire* *Takes deep breath* I’ll do the storys one at a time ig.
This story starts out lame but…*clears throat* OnCe UpOn A tImE, in 1963, a Russian lab was experimenting with the DNA of a goat, and the DNA of a man. A novice scientist mixed together the DNA like an idiot and the result: Goatman. Legend has it that Goatman killed all the scientists in the lab, and escaped. Years later, in 1965, a girl invited…[Read more]
Hmmmm… Ok OnCe UpOn A tImE, thereis a Mothman. Nobody knows where he came from. One day, he just appeared, and claimed a section of a woods in Florida. One night, a boyfriend was driving his girlfriend home from a party. The girl looked out the window boredly and thought she saw something in the air. She looked up and saw him: Mothman. He was…[Read more]
Time for revenge on Jiop! Once there was a war, remembered by all members of the Wild as the Wild War. A Lion and a Wolf battled for the right to rule the Wild. After many hard years, all the Lions and the Wolves begged for them to stop fighting. In order to maintain peace between the two species, the Wolves and Lions mated, creating a new breed…[Read more]
*creates a staircase out of light and the steps disappear behind me as I climb them* I’m gonna run out of energy soon. anyways Once upon a time…
In Iceland, there was a large volcanic eruption. Now because no one had ever paid attention to Iceland, and the country was on lockdown so no tourists could get in, it was easy to cover up. Now you…[Read more]
…So. I realize I might have gone a LITTLE overboard. But. I don’t care. 🙂
okii scary story time
*Clears throat*
Once upon a time there was a boy who went missing
Every night someone would say they saw him, but he would quickly disappear. One by one his family went missing as well leaving nothing but a piece of paper behind that said HELP! *Flicks on flashlight* His bestfriend in the world then was kidnapped and killed…[Read more]
Yo if anyone wants to keep in touch after the sight goes poof my discord is sc#0342 just copy and paste
I’m not allowed discord 🙁
*Wakes up in time to see Wions eat the last of Jiops hawks* …Um- *summons all Wions* So ig yall just protect me till Jiop runs out of energy. *Takes a bite out of a giant marshmallow* Dis be good. *Sends Wions to knock out Dot*