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Hey, Evs and Nevs! Here is a skit I made,
TAGS (these are people who asked to be tagged from my last skit)
SOPHIE, AGATHA, TEDROS AND HORT AT THE BEACH
*Sophie is doing her makeup, dressed in a showing bikini*
SOPHIE: Aggie, darling?
*agatha rolls eyes and turns to her*
SOPHIE: Do you have a mirror?
*agatha looks stunned and furrows her brow*
AGATHA: Don’t you have, like, hundreds?
SOPHIE: I do, but they wouldn’t fit in my handbag with all the makeup, lipstick, hairbrushes, sparkly sunscreen and the bikini’s from Madame Peacock’s illustrious, magnificent, stunning clothes at her shop in th-
*is cut off by agatha, who is exasperated*
AGATHA: NO! I don’t have one.
*tedros lifts his head up from the hot ground and looks at agatha and sophie who is glaring at agatha’s back and wrinkling her nose so hard it smudges her makeup*
TEDROS: HA,HA, HA!
SOPHIE: WHAT, is so funny?
*sophie notices her smudged makeup and screams*
SOPHIE: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I LOOK HIDEOUS!!
AGATHA: GEE! calm down!
*sophie is still screaming when hort comes out from the sea,dripping. hort sees sophie screaming and rushes over*
HORT: Are you alright milady?
*sophie grabs his wet pants and uses them to wipe the smudged makeup*
*he bolts off into the distance, n.aked*
TEDROS (shaking head): hmmmmm……..he’s trying too hard…
*agatha and tedros stare at the disappearing hort and then to sophie who is humming a tune while she redoes her makeup*
AGATHA: How I’m friends with you, I do not know.
SOPHIE: It’s my charms, aggie. My CHARMS.
Hope you enjoyed!