Alright, alright! That’s what I’m talking about! Now, everyone, give it up, for the maiden(s) of honor, Twig and Berry! (@boomboompancakes!)
This is a party in honor of the best party-thrower out there. You deserve a gala. You deserve an applause. SO NOW. LET’S. ALL. PARTY. THIs IS GONNA BE EPIC!
*slides in in a yellow jumpsuit and a red flower crown*
WE LOVE YOU TWIG AND BERRY
LET”S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! (I DON”T KNOW HOW THIS WORKS SO TEACH ME ALONG THE WAY)
*I arrive on a cloud of glitter that coats everyone in sparkles*
YAY TWIG! YAY BERRY!
*I proceed to stuff my mouth with sushi*
*a bunch of dancing ostriches march into the room*
*I scream because I’m scared of ostriches*
*i cheer at the sight of dancing ostriches*
*but I back away because they smell really bad*
*runs over to the ostriches and chucks a peice of sushi at Malin* Ostriches? Honestly?
I’m just gonna causally go by the food table because I know like no one here
*ME BEING EXTEREMLY CHEESY AND STRAIGHT FOREWARD*
I HAVE HEARD YOU ARE AMAZING. LET’S BE FREINDS! WE HAVE THE COMMON GROUND OF BEING POTTERHEADS, I SEE.
Oh, woah who told you that I was amazing?? but sure we can be friends and yeah I’m am a huge Potterhead specifically Luna
Oh alright then, I didn’t know people talked about me but anyways, I guess I’ll just jump in then
Only good things. I THROW SOME SUSHI AT EVERYONE. FOOD FIGHT!
Opo I love that name. PARTY. AUTUMN, TAKE THAT! A big mess of rice slaps her in the side of the face.
Me: Uh oh. Might’ve gone a taddd farrrr….
Woah! *I throw back crab which splatters all over you* Take that!
*I grab a cupcake, and begin to smear it in circles around myself saying:
I stare at you
IT’S THE TEN FOOD FIGHT COMMANDMENTS
THE TEN FOOD FIGHT COMMANDMENTS*
* I grab about a hundred cupcakes that are in a box, ammunitino ready. LET US SING*
*Me and Storm walk in holding crisps and chucking them at everyone*
YESS TWIG AND BERRYYYY!!! *i cast a spell that forms a huge archway over the door made of twisting magic vines that will shower anyone who enters with glitter, and then put up a huge banner with Twig and Berry’s names on it, in glitter glue.*
@outdoorpoet what’s number 1? Can’t be if they apoligize no need for furthur action *I throw back the cupcakes*
*most cupcakes die and no one eats them* (wow that was awful)
*hits you with a full 4 foot cake*
YES PREACH! Twig, berry, you guys are pure awesomeness!
*throws confetti on the air as I appear in a turquoise dress with waves of dark blue tulle that resembles waves. Water swirls around me, forming into different book characters and animals*
*throws a stream of glitter, as it explodes and turns into words that spell THANK YOU TWIG AND BERRY…[Read more]
*takes deep breath and commits to notifs.*
*heyyyy, struts in with a high-low hem dark purple dress, dusted with a light coat of glitter. My lips are red, and I have tad bit of blush. Immediately I go to eat sushiiii. Forgot to say, my hair is in pony tail, and my shoes are sorta tall stilettos.*
Heyyyyy guys!!!! I feel so honored I’m invited! *…[Read more]
*walks into the room, sees all this and gapes wide-eyed and slack-jawed*
Oh. My. Gosh. Flippin’. Glitter.
*Berry breaks into a grin and squeals*
*she starts zipping around the room hugging people*
“Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!”
*i just give a sort of breathless incredulous laugh*
*and wipe my eyes which just started…[Read more]
THEY’RE HERE! THE GUESTS OF HONOR ARE HERE!!!
*I cheer, grinninh wildly*
*I proceed to sprinkle tons of glitter, sparkles, sequins, and CONFETTI on top of you both*
BERRY AND TWIG!!!!! They’re here!!! *confetti burts everywhere* 🎉🎉🎉
YAYYY THE GUESTS OF HONOR!
*sprays rainbow sprinkle fireworks on them as I roll up the plush, red carpet out*
THEY ARE HERE!
*CHEER TOO. YOU’RE WELCOME! WE’VE MISSED YOU!*
*WE shower both of you in gifts, and I give each of you a hug*
GOOD NIGHT! I CAN”T PARTY UNTIL THE MORNING! SEE YOU THEN! WE LOVE YOU TWIG AND BERRY!
*I clap my hands excitedly and a stream of multicolored bubbles flits past you, swirling around you and Berry and flashing*
*i’m grinning ear to ear now, laughing and crying*
*Berry twirls around in all the confetti and glitter and bubbles* “Whoooooooo!!”
GOod night for real now. I was just clearing notifs.
CAN”T WAIT FOR TOMMMOROWWWW.
“WE LOVE TWIG. WE LOVE BERRY. WE LOVE TWIGS WITH BERRIES!” (odd, I know. I’m odd)
AHHHHH YOU’RE HEREEEEEEEE
*throws around sprinkles* AHHHH
Idk what to call this but HAPPY BEST PARTY THROWERS ON SITE PARTY OR WHATEVER WE’RE CALLING THIS THINGIE
*and now can you teach me how to RP party, cause I don’t really get it*
*Berry leaps onto a table and spins, and in a rush of light and sparkles her outfit changes into THIS: https://twigstarpikachutroll22.tumblr.com/image/626167616361398272 *
*but still with her usual brown lace-up action-adventure boots and green utility belt*
“TWIG! CRANK UP THE MUSIC!”
*i slide into the DJ station and turn on this at full volume: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMGxrqpZzV0 *
*Berry chugs half a bottle of soda mix*
*her eyes and grin grow wide and crazed*
*she vaults off the table and towards a pole, which she grabs onto with both hands and swings herself around and around*
*somehow as she does that she slides…[Read more]
*Does spell which changes outfit*
Outfit look slike this:
And dances around
*i mash a cupcake into my hair just for the heck of it* Ha haaa. I made a funny.
*whacks a pinata with my frying pan*
HEY WHEN THIS SONG ENDS WE SHOULD TOTALLY DO SOME KARAOKE
*Berry is currently mixing and matching dance moves from Precure end credit sequences*
*realising that I am very late, I enter very self-consciously. My outfit looks like…[Read more]
*leaps up on the stage* WHO’S UP FOR SOME KARAOKE!
*Berry teleports next to me* “I AM! What song are we doing!”
Hmm, I was thinking…
Good Time by Owl City and Carly Rae Jepson?
*with that we both take out the mics, and I turn on the music*
*Berry teleports onto a ledge somewhere, and sits there swinging her legs and tossing her…[Read more]
Twig is me. Berry’s my imaginary friend. Are, are you new?
Well in that case…Berry, get the welcome wagon!
“Way ahead of you, Twig!”
*Berry wheels in the musical wagon which begins to play music*
*i dance around and sing*
Welcome welcome welcome
A fine welcome to you!
*Berry twirls by you as she joins the song*
“Welcome welcome welcome, I say how do you do?”
*she blows a trumpet in your ear and twirls…[Read more]
Thanks :). I have a few friends on here. Also, I LOVED having an imaginary friend. I had one till last year, when my brother and his friend (we were staying at his house) stabbed him to death. I’ve had trouble finding a new one.
Again, thanks, it was really nice to read!
lol I’ve been here for three months btw – you’re on the top of the leaderboard right?
oml, can you have an imagination boyfriend? I mean, imagine if I was cheating on my bf with an imaginary bf and dump my current one for the imaginary one.
Yes they diiiiid *remembers my secret one* we broke up a seven years ago hahaha he put ice cream in my hair -_-
omg how dare he, he doesn’t deserve you. I have quite a few imaginary bfs, most of which kris, eliot, lucy, and cats don’t approve of
smart people. Nahhh my imaginary one left me for my dead imaginary best friend. *sniffles*
Jess you are allowed to date Gassy because I wanna plan that wedding but no dating the other 97
Pretty okay. Im working on a rp I’m in and waiting for Shadow to come back to the computer–
AAAAH MY DEAD BEST FRIEND CHEATED ON MY IMAGINARY EX FOR MY BEST FRIEND’S IMAGINARY FRIEND. MY BEST FRIEND HAD A CRUSH ON HER IMAGINARY BEST FRIEND SO SHE GOT MAD AND KILLED HIM AND THEY’RE ALL DEAD NOWWWWWWWWWWW. (you don’t know how many times I had to redo the word friend.)
“Um…I’ve got an idea! What if we have a B fight? Since both ‘BoomBoomPancakes’ and ‘Berry’ start with B. It’ll be like that R fight and P fight we started awhile back. You fight with anything that starts with B! Like BATS!”
*she throws up her arms and a giant cauldron of bats swoops in*
*they swarm everycreature in the room, squeaking like…[Read more]
*cri because I don’t like soap in my nose and I’m scared to pop it* But then again . . . flashbacks to bubble soccer . . . *starts whirling around in the air and bumps into Noa’s bubble*
Lol, hope I did that right. Also, yeah I’m fine. Just mourning over the deaths.
*while dancing, Barney steps into the BEAR TRAPS on the floor*
*i whack him in the head with my baseball bat*
*Berry unleashes a BOA CONSTRICTOR on @nevemacleve2 *
yeesh. *I cry out for Barney and pop the bubble for me and Noa and we fall to where Barney is, tear running down my face as I turn to you with a balato sword and free him for the bear trap* Also, Barney is a dinosaur from your imagination. (Yes, the lyrics to the song)
* use my talent to explode a pile of breadfruit as it smacks berry in the face.*
* I throw BOWLING B.ALLS into the boa constrictor’s throat and explode them as the snake dies. Then, a storm of BEADS crackle and explode over @/valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant*
*I cry out as the boa constrictor advances and run away, grabbing a random plant *** and whacking @boomboompancakes (accidentally) on the shins in my panic
*the plant *** does no damage because “plant ***” does not start with B*
*i don’t even look up from playing the BONGOS*
*then i do, and i yEET them so that they BONK @ladyofthebooksge in the head*
*i then dump a BUCKET full of BONBONS over @nevemacleve2 ‘s head and send her stumbling and slipping on all the BANANA PEELS that Berry’s set on the…[Read more]
*jumps in and BOUNCES a BURRITO on @nevemacleve2‘s head and BAHAHAHAHAAA*
*chases @everneveracademy around the room with my BAGEL, while BASIL BITES at her*
*I summon my dog BASIL who is a BORDER TERRIER.*
*I fill BALLOONS with BEANS*
*I throw the balloons around the room, while Basil spirts BACON out of his BOTTOM*
me? I’m just searching up for weapons that start with b so I can go on a killing spree.
*Starts dancing with Barney away from everyone else while tracking down who I’m gonna kill*
Ooh I have a weapon to test on you
*brings out a fake BAZOOKA (do you spell it like that) and launches a capsule full of BOLOGNESE SAUCE at @valkyriecainskulduggerypleasant*
*BURSTS into laughter*
*eats it all because I love bolognese and turns the safety off my Barrett M240LW (machine gun) and fires at you*
XD XD XD XD XD XD !!!!!!!!
*i notice @everneveracademy and @cocostar are both standing on parts of the floor marked with a near-invisible X*
*i grin and hit a BUTTON on a remote*
*the floor beneath Everneveracademy gives way to a BOTTOMLESS pit, while Cocostar gets a BUCKETFUL of BLUE paint dropped on her, drenching her, and gets hit with a BOXING…[Read more]
lol Coco. *fires gun everywhere thankful that the bullets never run out with Barney and Beebop at my side, cheering me on*
*BOUNCES off a BLUE trampoline and pops BALLOONS in @boomboompancake’s face* I hate falling that much T_T
*I point my glowing finger at a spot on the floor and a ghost of a BUSINESSWOMAN appears*
*while the woman gives a BORING speech as a distraction, I ready my toy BEARS*
*@cocostar steps on the hidden pressure plate and the bears BOOM out from under the floor*
*raises my ESBE (Evelyn Sader’s Butterfly Exterminator) and starts shooting at random*
*discovers hidden impenetrable BUNKER*
*sighs with relief and climbs inside*
*appears and pelts you with BUNS and BICYCLES and BUNNIES before disappearing*
*puts on a mask and a hazmat suit and BONKS you in the head with my BARITONE HORN
*Hoping Barney and Bepop aren’t dead, I jump into another BENTLEY with Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain in it* Yes their names dont start with B but they come with the Bentley:)
JOIN DIS RP. NOW. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1A7NuQh83ma-6t0vHJM6llKM4U95RldLVEGXCwp1CMgM/edit?pli=1
*the bunker happens to be filled with even MORE BOOBY TRAPS*
*as soon as @nevemacleve2 and @epitomeofperfection are inside it, arrows begin shooting out of the walls towards them*
*Berry raises a hand and with a giant monstrous hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss a humongous BASILISK rises*
*she points in the direction of @valkyriecainskuldugg…[Read more]
*I dodge gracefully and encase @boomboompancakes (Berry and Twig) with BUBBLES and use the distraction to DISAPPEAR*
*I wield a BAYONET and impale each pea by spinning it around and around carefully*
*Berry remains floating in the air looking slightly annoyed* ” @ladyofthebooksge HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN I DON’T HAVE WINGS. Y’know what, froomp it.”
*she points to @ladyofthebooksge and the basilisk dives for her*
BULBASAUR, use vine whip!
*my BULBASAUR sends out vines that whip @cocostar several times before wrapping around her*
*I escape and BANG BULBASAUR on the head with a BAND of BABBLING BABOONS. Then I throw BLACK paint all over Twig. After that buckets of BUGS rain down on Berry. I yawn, disappear, and sleep*
Farewell. Chaos makes one sleep better.
NOOOOO MY BENTLEYYYYYYYYYYYYY. *I escape with Val and Skulduggery and just stand there mourning for my beloved car*
Chases @cutenesslily with a BAKES BAGUETTE, smacking coco and epitome alomg the way*
*I get my BALANCE BEAM and use it to trip twig, and plaster her with BAKED BEANS*
*BULLETS explode around berry’s wings then I smash a BLUEBERRY PIE in her face*
*I get REALLY ANGRY and direct thousands of BEES at @ladyofthebooksge-the BEES sting Lady and I grin. Then I yeet BOBBLE hats and BLUEBERRIES at @cutenesslily (sooowwyyy) and after that I hit @valkyrieskulduggerypleasant with BOOKS*
AAAAAA NOT THE BEEES
*I swing a BANANA to ward off the bees away, then explode some more bees. Then I hurl some BULLFROGS at Coco as they furiously smack and kick her*
*I set off dozens of BRUSSEL SPROUT BOMBS as they hut cutenesslily, then unleash packs of BABOONS as they grab BANANAS and throw them at unsuspecting people*
*a BUNKER of BOOKS…[Read more]
Think I’ve missed some stuff.
*wave my finger glow, and make an impenetrable bubble, that NO ONE but me can undo, because I am allergic to Brussels sprouts. And banana throwing baboons (not really, but I’m serious about the Brussels sprouts tho, lol)
Imagine having an excuse for not wanting to eat the hideous things.
(not to be rude or disrespectful)
*I BURN the BURPING BULLS and cover you in BLISTERING BUTTER. Then, I grab some heavy-duty headphones and wear them as I set off BERRY BOMBSHELLS right under coco, BLOWING the baguette sword up.*
*a coup of BAZOOKA WIELDING BEARS roar, as I BLOW UP random objects in people’s faces. I ride a BRONZE BULL as it BREATHES FIRE*