My Ranking Points
Another newbie! Berry, get the welcome wagon!
“Way ahead of you, Twig!”
*Berry wheels in the musical wagon which begins to play music*
*i dance around and sing*
Welcome welcome welcome
A fine welcome to you!
*Berry twirls by you as she joins the song*
“Welcome welcome welcome, I say how do you do?”
*she blows a trumpet in your ear and twirls away*
*i skip all around banging a drum*
Welcome welcome welcome
I say hip hip hooray!
*Berry and I both dance and harmonize on this last line*
Welcome welcome welcome to SGE todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!
*i toss confetti* WHOOOOOO
*Berry points up her wand and fireworks shoot out and explode in the air: POOM, POOM, POOM, POOM, POOOMMM*
*I pull out a felt pop-up card and hold it out to you*
*it opens, and out pop swan icons and colorful letters spelling out “WELCOME TO THE SGE SITE!”*
*”WELCOME TO SGE!” cheer recorded voices from the card, which then proceeds to spray glitter in your face*
So, congratulations! You’ve fallen down the rabbit hole into the wonderland that is the SGE site! It’s an endless kaleidoscope of stories, friendships, poems, random silliness…
“Food fights, parties, near-death experiences, imaginary friends like me…”
And just overall insanity. But the main rule is, insanity means…
*in unison* FUN!
“There are very few rules here. One of them is, don’t kill anypony. Fighting is okay. Fighting with food, weapons, magic, pillows, anything, the more intense it gets the more fun it is–just no actual bloodshed.”
Oh, and watch out for Bob, the alien who stole the 12th puzzle piece of the swan search game.
“And NEVER quote The Bee Movie. EVER. Otherwise the shadows will come alive and try to kill us all.”
Lately some newbies have been doing this despite repeated warnings, but seriously it is VERY VERY DANGEROUS. And having too many Bee Movie Incidents takes the fun out of it. So for the love of EVERYTHING, please refrain.
The RP groups are just for writing stories. Most of the talking about random stuff and getting up to all kinds of chaos happens on the Open Chat.
“The Open Chat is closed for repairs right now, but we have a doc to replace it until it comes back!
So. Now that’s we’ve said all this…
Enjoy being part of the Ever Never Army!
“If you have any questions, just ask. Everypony here is super nice and will totally help you out! 🙂 ”