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I wanted to make that same old rant again. how has your day been?
I think I tried to hard to lift her up again. but then again, if she’s happy then i’m happy.
that *****. how much energy do you have left after that?
after that mixed with crying because she’s never going to like me back? barely any. how has your day been?
well I fell off my bike this mourning. i’m in a lot of pain.
no not yet. just know that we’re going to get through this together alright?
*all of you are teleported to a grass field*
*I am standing in front of you, my eyes pitch black and my hair levitating above my head.*
*I throw my arms out and utter the words that few men have dared say*
“According to all known laws of aviation,”
*the ground begins to rumble*
“There is no way a bee should be able to fly!”
*a few shadows pop out…[Read more]
I groan, “Seriously? First of all, how dare you ally with Bob, he traumatised Eliot. Second of all, I need sleep and am not dealing with this today after running after my brother for the entire morning and I have snakes to attend to.”
I just sit myself down on the grass field and go to sleep.
*I start using flaming crossbow bolts to shoot shadows down. An army of glowsricks explode on them, covering all of us in neon liquid*
*yawns* ah, first of all who put you up to this?
*plays with shadows* Secondly I actually like these shadows … *accidentally makes them grow and then shrinks them back down, smashing them to nothing* or not?
BOB HOW DARE YOU RUIN OUR LIVES *runs after him*
And third … *washes off the neon liquid* I am confused.
*Wakes up* *blinks* Uh oh.
*wields shiny shield, glaring light on all the shadows by reflecting a flashlight’s light on the shield* GET AWAY
And you didn’t answer my question, what IS this and who put this up to you?
I’m still confused. *waves shield and flashlight around* is this some sort of test?
My inner voice: Questions, questions. no one can…[Read more]
HOW DARE YOU ALLY WITH BOB
*pulls out glowsticks and tosses them to everyone in need of a weapon* Light your fingerglows! I did say I was bored but I didn’t want to have to fight off shadows!
Be careful what you wish for~
Hm, strange, I didn’t get the notification…
but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EVERYONE SAVE YOURSELF *dives under a bush*
I’ve made the mistake of summoning the shadows before! I hope i know how to stop these guys !
*lights my flaming sword* Lets hope this works! *looks at Loki (my personal shadow)*
*Loki was getting some bright objects as i start moving around.*
Fun times! Love this!
*I start to cry and then teleport after you and grab you*
You started this, you’re not getting away that easily purp ;))
*I peek out from under the bush and send a discus ramming into the shadows, dispelling them. I start running after Thoa (mwahahaha), simultaniously sobbing and eating ramen*
* ropes lash out, tying the shadows up as I shoot flaming bolts out of a crossbow, setting the bind on fire*
*I throw hard chicken legs at the bunnies, mercilessly plowing them away*
NOOOOOOOO *sobs some more and flings more discuses at the shadows, now drinking boba*
Yo, I didn’t get this notif either! What is up, man?
*I dunk my hair in the neon stuff and ****** a bunch of shadows. They shriek and squirm, trying to get away from my glowing hair, but I just squeeze tighter until they explode into little tiny pieces of darkness.*
Eliot, do you want a hug? Or, like, a cookie?
*shield breaks as 3 large shadows smash it to pieces*
*I hide behind the shards of my shield and hastily conjure a batch flaming daggers, throwing them at the remaining shadows*
Aw come on could you stop freaking out?
I am not freAKING OUT *nearly shaken* Inner voice please be helpful.
LOOK BEHIND YOU!
*I yeet myself at you, hair spinning around like helicopter blades, and bounce off the walls, cutting shadows in half left and right. They slither onto the floor and reform, snarling and hissing at me. I throw handfuls of glowsticks at them, and re-dunk my hair in the glowstick stuff.*
Whyyy?! *I quickly aim at some of the shadows, then roll a GIGANTIC magic disco ball that flashes and shines like crazy. It crashes into the shadows and they fall aside like pins hit by a bowling ball. As for the pink bunnies… a levitating tub of melted/heated gold is overturned by a spell flying from my fingerglow, and splash, it’s all over the…[Read more]
WHY GRASS *Looks around for others* oooo there’s people Yay but theres shadows oh well everyone for themselves *Runs away as fast as I can*
*I shoot blasts of fingerglow light at the shadows, dispersing them, and start eating mochi while sobbing*
*Berry starts throwing blasts and slashes of light in all directions*
*i swing flashlights and glowsticks all around*
*she switches into troll form and i switch into phoenix-dragon-unicorn-troll form, we both light up our hair to whack shadows with, and i shoot colored lights from my horn*
99 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL,
“YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE, MY ONLY SUNSHINE”
99 BOTTLES OF GLITTER!
YOU MAKE ME HAPPYYY WHEN THE SKIES ARE GRAAAY…”
TAKE 6 DOWN, PASS ‘EM AROUND,
“YOU’LL NEVER KNOW, DEEEAR, HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU…
93 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL
“PLEASE DON’T TAKE MY SUNSHIIINE AWAAAY”
*makes effort to sing but is inner voice*
GIRL YOU GOTTA SING!
NUH UH I dont sing in public, especially if I have stage fright and hate public speaking.
*starts chanting* SING SING SING SING SING SING SING
Uggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FINE *clears throat*
*starts to sing with inner voice, who is silent*
*stops suddenly* I don’t know…[Read more]
YES!! GOOD JOB!!!!!
*I shoot more spells left and right at the shadows, driving them back with giant glowing hexagonal shields*
*the moment I hear that first line my head whips around towards and my eyes and grin and delighted gasp get bigger and bigger by the second*
*i bounce up and down, faster and faster, with the barely restrained fangirl noises intensifying as i go*
*Berry is grinning as well, and elbows me* “Whatchu waiting for? Get singin’, ya goof.”
*and so i do*
NOOOOOO THOA HOW DARE YOU
*Continues sobbing but is now eating sushi (more specifically maguro nigiri and sashimi) and flying around on a diamond-shaped shield like Peridot from SU with her trash can lid*
WHY IS EVERYONE DOING THIS TO ME?
*A stun spell slams into a group of shadows and I send more discuses flying, now munching on a bowl of poke*
I swear if anyone steals my food this time while we’re fighting off an evil army of shadows-
*Becomes grammar philosopher* Discuses or discusi? Hmm… *I sip on a Merlin-style coccoa*
*Attempts to sing while shooting exploding bolts and arrows from my flaming crossbow. The evil bunnies catch on fire and disappear, leaving mounds of pink fur*
Grew up in the French Court
Oui, oui, bonjour
Life was a chore so (she set sail)
1522 came straight to the UK
All the British dudes, lame
*fireworks explode above me, coating the…[Read more]
*I snap, and my outfit becomes a ridiculously glittery white skater dress with a spinny skirt. I also have on light-up rollerblades* HA, I’M A HUMAN DISCO BALL!
*shines a light on alex*
*I flick my hands as dozens of flaming daggers explode, creating multicolored blasts. The blow from the explosion shatters some shadows as the bunnies run in a panicked frenzy*
*shadows grab @ladyofthebooksge and try to drag her into the darkness*
*Berry grabs her with her hair and fires a beam of light to break the shadows off her*
*brushes off dead bits of shadows and watches chaos recede to a-little-more-or-less-chaos*
*holds up stick to dog shadow* FETCH!!! *dunks it in neon liquid and throws it across the place, sprinkling everyone including a few shadows in liquid* SORRY GUYS!
*dog shadow fades away when it chews on the stick for a minute*
There is more singing to do!…[Read more]
*my sister joins the fight* “What happened?” She asks. *I quickly and briefly explain what is happening in her vocabulary and she takes a piece of flaming sugar from my inner voice twin sister (who doesn’t exist in real life)*
*conjures ninja star with my inner voice twin and douse it with gasoline*
~~for those who are trying to figure…[Read more]
This is so Crazy! why did you side with Bob?
*throws my flaming knife at the ground to light it up* Let it burn!!! *
It’s me haha
I came back from being gone ever since the chat was taken down, and now… I’m back?
I was tagged in this post so yeah
I’m honestly surprised there’s so many people I recognize on here
Anyone mind telling me when the chat is coming back? If it ever is?
Hey! If you’re referring to the Open Chat, we’re not quite sure when it’s coming back. Jun and the website team are still working on it. Welcome back!
Yeah, welcome back! We’ve heard rumors from Jun of progress, but nothing for sure yet.
*makes effort to grab the shadows back with white-hot tongs*
*I cast a shadow-dissipating spell and teleport the shadows closest to me to the dimension Bob originally came from*
*I smack the shadows with glowsticks furiously*
*Glitter bombs explode, causing shadows to disappear into thin air. I grab a glowing rope then lasso one of the evil unicorns then hold on dear life as it takes off with me in tow*
*I drop exploding torches whenever they’re needed*
that moment when your toxic “friend” claims she wrote that song “prom queen” by Beach Bunny.
I don’t think she knows what the song is about…
Since you wanted wanted one, recap of CG!
The first major thing that happened was technically a bunch of characters met but they were never mentioned again so…
next thing that happened was the Skia landing on earth. They choose to have their meeting in an old, burnt, run down supermarket. Why? I don’t know. the most notable…[Read more]
birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birdsbirds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birdsbirds birds birds birds…[Read more]
House rules part two. I recommend you read part one before this. once again, inspired by jbirxd on tik tok. (this part doesn’t follow the same format from last time but I want to credit her anyways.)
I gazed at the clock on my dresser in pure terror. 12:36 a.m. I had broken a rule. I had stared at the blaring red text on the…[Read more]
House Rules. (inspired by jbirxd on tiktok)
WARNING! IF YOU GET SCARED EASILY I RECOMMEND NOT READING THIS, BUT IF YOU DO DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU.
Rule one, be home by eleven p.m. You don’t want your family to get worried, do you?
Rule two, if someone you don’t know knocks on the door, do not answer it. Go to your room and…[Read more]