purpleunicorns8

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    purpleunicorns8 posted an update 6 months, 3 weeks ago

    *all of you are teleported to a grass field*
    *I am standing in front of you, my eyes pitch black and my hair levitating above my head.*
    *I throw my arms out and utter the words that few men have dared say*
    “According to all known laws of aviation,”
    *the ground begins to rumble*
    “There is no way a bee should be able to fly!”
    *a few shadows pop out of the ground and join in on my chant*
    “IT’S WINGS ARE TOO SMALL TO GET IT’S FAT LITTLE BODY OFF THE GROUND!”
    *more shadows appear*
    *they start jumping in a circle chanting along with me*
    “THE BEE, OF COURSE, FLIES ANYWAY, BECAUSE BEES DON’T CARE WHAT HUMANS THINK IS IMPOSSIBLE!”
    *A hot pink thunder cloud appears*
    “I CALL UPON BOB THE ALIEN!”
    *A lightning bolt shoots out the thunder cloud and Bob the alien (along with his band of hot pink bunnies) appear*
    “I CALL UPON THE EVILNESS OF THE UNICORN DIMENSION!”
    *A portal opens and an army of unicorn-shadows come out*
    *I giggle*
    “good luck!”
    *I vanish, leaving you all to defend yourselves*
    ~~~~~
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        shadesofevil replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        I groan, “Seriously? First of all, how dare you ally with Bob, he traumatised Eliot. Second of all, I need sleep and am not dealing with this today after running after my brother for the entire morning and I have snakes to attend to.”
        I just sit myself down on the grass field and go to sleep.

          everneveracademy replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          I feel you here. I want to sleep now. *steps running after Bob and plops down six feet away and starts to snore softly*

        ladyofthebooksge replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        Whyyy
        *I start using flaming crossbow bolts to shoot shadows down. An army of glowsricks explode on them, covering all of us in neon liquid*

          katiebeau26 replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          Ugh! Bob the alien needs to GO AWAY!
          *I shower so I’m no longer covered in the weird liquid, then shoot flaming arrows at the shadows*

        everneveracademy replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        *yawns* ah, first of all who put you up to this?
        *plays with shadows* Secondly I actually like these shadows … *accidentally makes them grow and then shrinks them back down, smashing them to nothing* or not?
        BOB HOW DARE YOU RUIN OUR LIVES *runs after him*
        And third … *washes off the neon liquid* I am confused.

          shadesofevil replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          “Ugh ew neon stuff.” I made a face. Stood up, hungry, and ****** the soul right out of Bob’s pink bunnies and gave a tiny burp, “Excuse me.”

        mmaarriiyyah replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        *Sits there innocently not saying a word*

          ladyofthebooksge replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          *explode shadows*
          *sits there, throwing glowsticks at the evil bunnies*

        royalfudge replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        *I get out my sun guns, grimacing*
        Why now?

        everneveracademy replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        *Wakes up* *blinks* Uh oh.
        *wields shiny shield, glaring light on all the shadows by reflecting a flashlight’s light on the shield* GET AWAY
        And you didn’t answer my question, what IS this and who put this up to you?
        I’m still confused. *waves shield and flashlight around* is this some sort of test?
        My inner voice: Questions, questions. no one can answer them properly while they’re fighting off shadows.
        Me: I WANT ANSWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        cutenesslily replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        HOW DARE YOU ALLY WITH BOB
        *pulls out glowsticks and tosses them to everyone in need of a weapon* Light your fingerglows! I did say I was bored but I didn’t want to have to fight off shadows!
        Be careful what you wish for~

        uraza169 replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        Hm, strange, I didn’t get the notification…
        but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EVERYONE SAVE YOURSELF *dives under a bush*

          cutenesslily replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          I didn’t get the notif either…

          everneveracademy replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          Yeah it took me a while to find it. I did get a motif but I didn’t see it until I looked in her activity.
          *shields myself from more shadows*

        raventhebad replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        I’ve made the mistake of summoning the shadows before! I hope i know how to stop these guys !
        *lights my flaming sword* Lets hope this works! *looks at Loki (my personal shadow)*
        *Loki was getting some bright objects as i start moving around.*

        thecoven4ever replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        Fun times! Love this!
        *I start to cry and then teleport after you and grab you*
        You started this, you’re not getting away that easily purp ;))

          purpleunicorns8 replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          *25 shadows come running towards you, followed by some unicorns and hot pink bunnies.*

        uraza169 replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        *I peek out from under the bush and send a discus ramming into the shadows, dispelling them. I start running after Thoa (mwahahaha), simultaniously sobbing and eating ramen*

          ladyofthebooksge replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          * ropes lash out, tying the shadows up as I shoot flaming bolts out of a crossbow, setting the bind on fire*
          *I throw hard chicken legs at the bunnies, mercilessly plowing them away*

          mmaarriiyyah replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          *Snatches ramen from Uraza and eats it in front of him*

        uraza169 replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        NOOOOOOOO *sobs some more and flings more discuses at the shadows, now drinking boba*

        iceangel replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        Yo, I didn’t get this notif either! What is up, man?
        *I dunk my hair in the neon stuff and ****** a bunch of shadows. They shriek and squirm, trying to get away from my glowing hair, but I just squeeze tighter until they explode into little tiny pieces of darkness.*
        Eliot, do you want a hug? Or, like, a cookie?

          iceangel replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          Sister snatc.hed

        uraza169 replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        Ooh, sure! *Huggles*

          iceangel replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          *Many huggles*

        everneveracademy replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        *shield breaks as 3 large shadows smash it to pieces*
        *I hide behind the shards of my shield and hastily conjure a batch flaming daggers, throwing them at the remaining shadows*
        Aw come on could you stop freaking out?
        I am not freAKING OUT *nearly shaken* Inner voice please be helpful.
        LOOK BEHIND YOU!

          iceangel replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          *I yeet myself at you, hair spinning around like helicopter blades, and bounce off the walls, cutting shadows in half left and right. They slither onto the floor and reform, snarling and hissing at me. I throw handfuls of glowsticks at them, and re-dunk my hair in the glowstick stuff.*

        takan replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        Whyyy?! *I quickly aim at some of the shadows, then roll a GIGANTIC magic disco ball that flashes and shines like crazy. It crashes into the shadows and they fall aside like pins hit by a bowling ball. As for the pink bunnies… a levitating tub of melted/heated gold is overturned by a spell flying from my fingerglow, and splash, it’s all over the rabbits. Smoke curls around them and they jump around, grilled like a sandwich on a Summer day*

        mermaidlover818 replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        WHY GRASS *Looks around for others* oooo there’s people Yay but theres shadows oh well everyone for themselves *Runs away as fast as I can*

          ladyofthebooksge replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          *using my talent, I hurl boba at the shadows, which explode on impact*
          *the bunnies run around maniacally as their ears and fur explode into flames.*
          *snatches Eliot’s boba and drinks it*

        uraza169 replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        WHY
        *I shoot blasts of fingerglow light at the shadows, dispersing them, and start eating mochi while sobbing*

          thecoven4ever replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          *I steal some of elllllliot’s mochi and throw it at the shadows while also eating it*
          GUYS! WE NEED TO SING!!!!!!

        boomboompancakes replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        *Berry starts throwing blasts and slashes of light in all directions*
        *i swing flashlights and glowsticks all around*
        *she switches into troll form and i switch into phoenix-dragon-unicorn-troll form, we both light up our hair to whack shadows with, and i shoot colored lights from my horn*

          boomboompancakes replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          99 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL,
          “YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE, MY ONLY SUNSHINE”
          99 BOTTLES OF GLITTER!
          YOU MAKE ME HAPPYYY WHEN THE SKIES ARE GRAAAY…”
          TAKE 6 DOWN, PASS ‘EM AROUND,
          “YOU’LL NEVER KNOW, DEEEAR, HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU…
          93 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL

          “PLEASE DON’T TAKE MY SUNSHIIINE AWAAAY”

        everimagine replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        Ooo just got here…did I hear singing???

        everneveracademy replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        *makes effort to sing but is inner voice*
        GIRL YOU GOTTA SING!

        NUH UH I dont sing in public, especially if I have stage fright and hate public speaking.
        *starts chanting* SING SING SING SING SING SING SING
        Uggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FINE *clears throat*
        *starts to sing with inner voice, who is silent*
        *stops suddenly* I don’t know what to sing
        *mentally slaps you*
        Do I just … sing a happy song?
        DUH. *rolls eyes* Don’t mess up.
        *stage fright takes over* Uh-h-h-h-h-h *falls asleep*
        *face palm*
        You have to fight off the shadows too, you know.
        I CANT DO SINGING
        *starts to sing for Gabby*
        Cause I got that sunshine in my pocket
        Got that good song in my feet
        I feel that hot blood in my body when it drops
        I can’t take my eyes up off it, moving so phenomenally
        You gon’ like the way we rock it, so don’t stop

        *wakes up*

          uraza169 replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          YES!! GOOD JOB!!!!!
          *I shoot more spells left and right at the shadows, driving them back with giant glowing hexagonal shields*

          boomboompancakes replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          *the moment I hear that first line my head whips around towards and my eyes and grin and delighted gasp get bigger and bigger by the second*
          *i bounce up and down, faster and faster, with the barely restrained fangirl noises intensifying as i go*
          *Berry is grinning as well, and elbows me* “Whatchu waiting for? Get singin’, ya goof.”
          *and so i do*
          AND UNDER THE LIIIGHTS, WHEN EVERYTHING GO~O-OES…
          NOWHERE TO HIDE WHEN I’M GETTING YOU CLO-O-OSE…
          WHEN WE MOOOVE WELL YOU ALREADY KNO-O-OW
          SO JUST IMAGINE~
          JUST IMAGINE~
          JUST IMAGIIIIIINE…
          NOTHING I CAN SEE BUT YOU WHEN YOU DANCE, DANCE, DANCE,
          FEEL THE GOOD GOOD CREEPING UP ON YOU SO JUST DANCE, DANCE, DANCE
          COME ON
          ALL THOSE THINGS I SHOULDN’T DO BUT YOU DANCE, DANCE, DANCE
          AAAND AIN’T NOBODY LEAVING SOON, SO KEEP DANCING
          CAN’T STOP THE FEELING!!!!!
          SO JUST DANCE, DANCE, DANCE
          I CAN’T STOP THE FEELING!!!!
          SO JUST DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, COME ON

          *i dance around as i sing, flashlight beams and glowsticks and troll hair and light beams from my horn in time with the song all clashing against the shadows coming at me*
          *Berry, meanwhile, keeps throwing light beams and light blasts of her own while singing other songs*
          “I GOT ALL I NEED WHEN I GOT YOU AND I
          I LOOK AROUND ME AND SEE A SWEET LIFE
          I’M STUCK IN THE DARK BUT YOU’RE MY FLASHLIGHT
          YOU’RE GETTIN’ ME, GETTIN’ ME THROUGH THE NI-I-IGHT!
          KICK-START MY HEART WHEN YOU’RE SHINING IN MY EYES
          CAN’T LIE, IT’S A SWEET LIFE
          I’M STUCK IN THE DARK BUT YOU’RE MY FLASHLIGHT
          YOU’RE GETTIN’ ME, GETTIN’ ME THROUGH THE NI-I-IGHT!”

          *after a leap high in the air and twirling sending streams of lights from her wand out in a spiral, she lands and shouts out to everycreature else in this comment chain*
          “For anycreature who doesn’t know what to sing, try anything that has some theme of hope and/or light coming through darkness. If you can’t think of anything, 99 Bottles of Glitter on the Wall should be a good bet.”
          *she shoots a light beam at a shadow that just grabbed onto @everneveracademy *
          “WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN AND THE LIGHTS BURN OUT THEN IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO SHINE!
          BRIGHTER THAN A SHOOOOTING STAR
          SO SHINE NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE~”

          ladyofthebooksge replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          99 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL
          *Weasly’s wizard whizzes fireworks set up, flying around the meadow and hitting shadows, bunnies, people, causing colorful shiny sparks*

        uraza169 replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        NOOOOOO THOA HOW DARE YOU
        *Continues sobbing but is now eating sushi (more specifically maguro nigiri and sashimi) and flying around on a diamond-shaped shield like Peridot from SU with her trash can lid*

          mmaarriiyyah replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          *Finishes Ramen* *Looks at Uraza’s Sushi* *Graps it* “Thanks.” *Eats the rest of it* *Throws trash in his face* *Laughs evily*

        boomboompancakes replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        *shadows zoom towards @uraza169 and @mmaarriiyah to grab and drag them, while more zoom towards @purpleunicorns8 *
        *Berry runs to blast them off Purpleunicorns8 with light, while I grab @uraza169 and @mmaarriyyah with my hair and start slicing at shadows with my glowstick*

        uraza169 replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        WHY IS EVERYONE DOING THIS TO ME?
        *A stun spell slams into a group of shadows and I send more discuses flying, now munching on a bowl of poke*
        I swear if anyone steals my food this time while we’re fighting off an evil army of shadows-

          everimagine replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          *Becomes grammar philosopher* Discuses or discusi? Hmm… *I sip on a Merlin-style coccoa*

          ladyofthebooksge replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          *Attempts to sing while shooting exploding bolts and arrows from my flaming crossbow. The evil bunnies catch on fire and disappear, leaving mounds of pink fur*
          Grew up in the French Court
          Oui, oui, bonjour
          Life was a chore so (she set sail)
          1522 came straight to the UK
          All the British dudes, lame
          Epic fail
          *fireworks explode above me, coating the shadows in sizzling embers that burn them*
          *random hair flip*
          Ooh, I wanna dance and sing
          Politics, not my thing
          Ooo, but then I met the King
          And soon my daddy said, you should try and get ahead
          He wanted me, huh, obviously
          Messaging me like everyday
          Couldn’t be better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding
          I was prêt-à-manger
          Ooh, sent a reply
          Ooh, just saying hi
          Ooh, you’re a nice guy
          I’ll think about it maybe, xo baby
          Here we go
          (You sent him kisses)
          I didn’t know I would move in with his misses
          (What?)
          Get a life
          You’re living with his wife?
          Like, what was I meant to do?
          Sorry not sorry ’bout what I said
          I’m just tryna have some fun
          Don’t worry, don’t worry, don’t lose your head
          I didn’t mean to hurt anyone
          LOL, say oh well
          Or go to h.ell
          I’m sorry not sorry ’bout what I said
          Don’t lose your head
          Three in the bed and the little one said
          If you wanna be wed, make up your mind
          Her or me, chum
          Don’t wanna be some
          Girl in a three.some
          Are you blind?
          Ooh, don’t be bitter
          Ooh, ’cause I’m fitter
          Ooh, why hasn’t it hit her?
          He doesn’t want to bang you
          Somebody hang you
          Here we go
          Your comic went viral
          I didn’t really mean it but rumours spiral
          Wow Anne, way to make the country hate you
          Mate, what was I meant to do?
          Sorry not sorry ’bout what I said
          I’m just tryna have some fun
          Don’t worry, don’t worry, don’t lose your head
          I didn’t mean to hurt anyone
          LOL, say oh well
          Or go to hel.l
          I’m sorry not sorry ’bout what I said
          Don’t lose your head
          Tried to elope
          But the pope said nope
          Our only hope was Henry
          He got a promotion
          Caused a commotion
          Set in motion the C of E
          The rules were so outdated
          Us two wanted to get *******
          Soon, ex-communicated
          Everybody chill, its totes God’s will
          Henry’s out every night on the town
          Just sleeping around, like what the ****
          If that’s how it’s gonna be
          Maybe I’ll flirt with a guy or three
          Just to make him jell
          Henry finds out and he goes mental
          He screams and shouts
          Like so judgemental
          You da.mn that witch
          Mate, just shut up
          I wouldn’t be such a b-
          If you could get it up
          Here we go
          (Is that what you said?)
          And now he’s going ’round like off with her head
          (No)
          Yeah, I’m pretty sure he means it
          (Seems it)
          What was I meant to do?
          (What was she meant to do?)
          Like what was I meant to do?
          (What was she meant to do?)
          No, but what was I meant to do?
          Sorry not sorry ’bout what I said
          I’m just tryna have some fun
          Don’t worry, don’t worry, don’t lose your head
          I didn’t mean to hurt anyone
          LOL, say oh well
          Or go to he.ll (she’s going to h.ell)
          SORRY NOT SORRY BOUT WHAT I SAID
          SORRY NOT SORRY BOUT WHAT SHE SAID
          SORRY NOT SORRY BOUT WHAT I SAID
          DON’T LOSE UR HEAD

          ladyofthebooksge replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          *randomly quotes the dragon prince*
          ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO XADIA
          HUMAN RAYLA
          IMPOSSIBLE IS JUST ANOTHER FORM OF POSSIBLE

        everimagine replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        *I snap, and my outfit becomes a ridiculously glittery white skater dress with a spinny skirt. I also have on light-up rollerblades* HA, I’M A HUMAN DISCO BALL!

          ladyofthebooksge replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          *shines a light on alex*
          *I flick my hands as dozens of flaming daggers explode, creating multicolored blasts. The blow from the explosion shatters some shadows as the bunnies run in a panicked frenzy*

          ladyofthebooksge replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          Oof I mean @/everimagine

          shadesofevil replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          DONT WORRY @uraza169 IM HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE

          boomboompancakes replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          *shadows grab @ladyofthebooksge and try to drag her into the darkness*
          *Berry grabs her with her hair and fires a beam of light to break the shadows off her*

        everneveracademy replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        *brushes off dead bits of shadows and watches chaos recede to a-little-more-or-less-chaos*
        *holds up stick to dog shadow* FETCH!!! *dunks it in neon liquid and throws it across the place, sprinkling everyone including a few shadows in liquid* SORRY GUYS!
        *dog shadow fades away when it chews on the stick for a minute*
        There is more singing to do! Sing! YOU HAVE TO SING THIS TIME!
        *eyes widen* Wait what nononononononononononono …
        you are not backing out this time!
        *gulps*
        It might seem crazy what I’m bout to say,
        Sunshine she’s here, you can take a break,
        I’m a hot air balloon that could go to space,
        With the air, like I don’t care baby by the way,
        Huh because I’m happyyyyyyyyyy!!!
        Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof!
        Because I’m happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
        Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth!
        Because I’m happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
        Clap along if you know what happiness is to you!
        Because I’m happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
        Clap along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do!

        *squeals* YOU DID IT!!!!!
        *smiles as four shadows around me weaken* *throws shards of my broken light shield at them and they let out hissy screeches*
        *continues from a random part of the song*
        Hey, go, uh (happy!)
        Bring me down, can’t nothin’ (happy!)
        Bring me down
        My level’s too high (happy!), to bring me down
        Can’t nothin’ (happy!), bring me down
        I said (let me tell you now!) uhh
        Bring me down, can’t nothin’
        Bring me down
        My level’s too high to bring me down
        Can’t nothin’ bring me down

        *dancing with flaming sugar in hands*
        Wait you can ignite sugar on fire?
        oh yeah, Google told me.
        *deflects a running shadow* NEVER ASK GOOGLE SOMETHING IF WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF WAR
        LIGHT THEM ALL UP!
        “And fire beats darkness—every time.” – Marella Derek, Keeper of the Lost Cities: Legacy
        DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST PUT A QUOTE IN THERE? But that is helpful, thank you.

          everneveracademy replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          *my sister joins the fight* “What happened?” She asks. *I quickly and briefly explain what is happening in her vocabulary and she takes a piece of flaming sugar from my inner voice twin sister (who doesn’t exist in real life)*
          *conjures ninja star with my inner voice twin and douse it with gasoline*
          Oh gross–
          ~~for those who are trying to figure out what this song is, I made it myself so you won’t know.~~
          Shadows are your problem
          They follow you aroooound
          EveryDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY
          Light will defeat the darkness
          Please agree with needed
          If you MAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
          HOPE IS NEVER LOST
          IT STAYS WITH YOU FOREVER
          HOWEVER LOST YOU FEEL
          YOU WILL NEVER LOSE IT EVER

          … What kind of song is that?
          A SONG!!!!!!!
          *starts singing another song as I coolly toss my flaming sugar onto an incoming shadow* (don’t try to be cool, dude)
          Tonight, I’m gonna have myself a real good time
          I feel alive and the world I’ll turn it inside out, yeah
          And floating around in ecstasy
          So don’t stop me now don’t stop me
          ‘Cause I’m having a good time, having a good time
          I’m a shooting star, leaping through the sky
          Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
          I’m a racing car, passing by like Lady Godiva
          I’m gonna go, go, go
          There’s no stopping me
          I’m burnin’ through the sky, yeah
          Two hundred degrees
          That’s why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
          I’m traveling at the speed of light
          I wanna make a supersonic man out of you!
          Don’t stop me now, I’m having such a good time
          I’m having a ball!
          Don’t stop me now
          If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call
          Don’t stop me now (’cause I’m having a good time!)
          Don’t stop me now (yes, I’m havin’ a good time!)
          I don’t want to stop at all!

          “Yay!” my sister shouts as she knocks down a shadow.
          *fully eliminates it with a flashlight*

        raventhebad replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        This is so Crazy! why did you side with Bob?
        *throws my flaming knife at the ground to light it up* Let it burn!!! *

        unicorniahacker replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        Um… Hey!
        It’s me haha
        I came back from being gone ever since the chat was taken down, and now… I’m back?
        I was tagged in this post so yeah
        I’m honestly surprised there’s so many people I recognize on here
        Anyone mind telling me when the chat is coming back? If it ever is?

          uraza169 replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          Hey! If you’re referring to the Open Chat, we’re not quite sure when it’s coming back. Jun and the website team are still working on it. Welcome back!

          everimagine replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          Yeah, welcome back! We’ve heard rumors from Jun of progress, but nothing for sure yet.

          purpleunicorns8 replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          *the shadows see you and dart forward*

        everneveracademy replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        *makes effort to grab the shadows back with white-hot tongs*

        pencilpeytie replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

        *I cast a shadow-dissipating spell and teleport the shadows closest to me to the dimension Bob originally came from*

          ladyofthebooksge replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago

          *I smack the shadows with glowsticks furiously*
          *Glitter bombs explode, causing shadows to disappear into thin air. I grab a glowing rope then lasso one of the evil unicorns then hold on dear life as it takes off with me in tow*
          *I drop exploding torches whenever they’re needed*

        catsforlife replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

        Welp, seems like y’all got this handled. Pop corn anyone?

          everimagine replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

          Ooh, yes please!!

          cutenesslily replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

          Yes please!

          thecoven4ever replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

          Sis!!!!

          ladyofthebooksge replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

          Sure! Food is always great
          * whizzing pieces of firewood explode above the shadows, bursting into flames as more shadows hiss and retreat*

        princezzdot replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

        You had too? I’m late but oh well.
        Seems like you guys have this under control so I’m just going to eat my leftover scones back here.

          ladyofthebooksge replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

          foOooOoDddd
          *sneaks a scone*

          star123 replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

          I summon a million mirrors and place it around a group of shadows, but then realizes that I don’t have light HALP mEH

        everneveracademy replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

        *tosses you a flashlight and a magnifying glass*

          star123 replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

          Thanks, then I reflect it on the mirrors and kill the shadows

          princezzdot replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

          Lady! I saw you! Give me my scone back! Oh well.
          *i blast shadows with water in the mirrors*

        ladyofthebooksge replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

        MineEeeEe
        *I blast apart glowsticks as neon liquid coats the shadows*
        *bounce a torch off a mirror as it ricochets through the air, hitting shadows in every single place*

          katiebeau26 replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

          Ahhh are we still fighting with the shadows?!
          * I barely miss the fire from the torch*
          * I light a match and spread fire around some remaining shadows*

        everneveracademy replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

        *sits on ground with Myeh*
        It has been a while since we actually did good action.
        And you even went on an unannounced VACATION without me! 🙁
        I brought a souvenir…
        *looks at my inner voice* What did you bring?
        *whips out genie lamp*
        *blinks* Does that even work, or…
        I have no idea. I don’t want to be rubbing it.
        Are shadows able to rub it? Hope not.
        I don’t know.
        Then put it away before we make it harder.
        *shoves it back in my bag*
        Do you have a flashlight?
        …I really want to say that you used to have a B-E-E flashli—
        NONONONONONO. WE ARE NOT GOING THERE. *takes out regular flashlight* Get a flashlight. A normal one, please.
        *takes out normal flashlight, marshmallows tumbling out of bag* *sees you staring at me* I was hungry!
        *sighs, flashes light across a few remaining shadows* It has been days… I want a marshmallow. *takes one off ground and eats it*
        That isn’t hygienic.
        Well… I don’t eat scones. °≤°’ I don’t…
        *sighs with you as I flicker the flashlight, surprising random shadows and letting them fade*
        Do you have any questions, Myeh?
        Yeah… why don’t these shadows work with ours?
        Because we ″own” our own shadows.
        Uhh. Okay. *stuffs marshmallow in my mouth* What are we missing?
        Magnifying glasses focus light on a certain place. Do you have a spare? I gave my other one to @/star123.
        Of course! I wonder if we can magnify our singing voices.
        Myeh, I have a really sore throat today. Plus, microphones do that.
        *burns away a shadow*
        Do you have any more marshmallows?
        Lots! *dumps ten of many into your hands*
        Too bad I don’t like scones… and I don’t eat them either…
        I have marshmallows
        Good point, Myeh. *high-fives you as I bite into another marshmallow* Thanks.

          everneveracademy replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

          …Does anyone want to use the lamp? I have three wishes in it.

          star123 replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

          I’m pretty sure there a sun where ever PURPLEUNICORNS8 took us so we need a huge magnifying glass so I wish for a 15 by 15ft long holdable by human hands magnifying glass

        everneveracademy replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

        *POOF*
        @star123, your wish has been granted!

        Keep in mind, there are two wishes left!

          princezzdot replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

          *blink*

          star123 replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

          * I run up the hill and find the sun. BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT IT IS IN ONE PLACE, I round up a few hundred shadows like a farmer rounding up poisianios sheep then go up to the hill almost tripped but doged then finally got up to the hill raised the magnifying glass and my plan works as the shawdow go from
          250
          150
          50
          20
          10
          to zero* YAY

        princezzdot replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

        I’m sorry…
        I had too….

        @bobthealien

          ladyofthebooksge replied 6 months, 2 weeks ago

          Whyyyyy
          *more torches appear, setting evil bunnies on fire. I explode the unicorns’ makes and tails as they catch fire and burn*
          *I whack more shadows with flashlights as they advance*

        everneveracademy replied 6 months, 1 week ago

        This has gotten old. Well. *eats four-day-old marshmallows with Myeh*

          star123 replied 6 months, 1 week ago

          oof yep

        boomboompancakes replied 6 months, 1 week ago

        *all the light attacks from everycreature are doing a good job of driving the shadows back*
        *i start to sing at the top of my lungs* 99 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL, 99 BOTTLES OF GLITTER!!!
        TAKE 6 DOWN, PASS ‘EM AROUND, 93 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL!
        93 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL, 93 BOTTLES OF GLITTER!!!
        TAKE 6 DOWN, PASS ‘EM AROUND…

          uraza169 replied 6 months, 1 week ago

          *I slam a massive series of shields into the shadows one by one, screaming Eliza’s part in Take a Break as I simultaneously shoot nearby shadows with spells*

          ladyofthebooksge replied 6 months, 1 week ago

          *massive wooden staffs spin through the air, decapitation shadows as they explode. I spray a fine layer of giltter below the shadows as glitter explodes and blow the shadows up*
          *screams my grand plan on top of my lungs as I smash firebombs on shadows*

          star123 replied 6 months, 1 week ago

          *I jump up as I see more shadows I hold up my magnifying glass where the sun is and destroy da shadows*

        everneveracademy replied 6 months, 1 week ago

        *eating the six-day-old marshmallows*
        These have gone stale.
        Of course. *still eating them anyways*
        *nomnomnom*
        *lights a shadow on fire with a magnifying glass and the sun*
        *uses blowtorch to burn out one that is creeping closer*
        *puts leash on one of them*
        *climbs onto it*
        *lights the head on fire*
        *steering it towards stronger shadows and singes the remaining of the army of shadows*
        *eats a marshmallow*

          katiebeau26 replied 6 months, 1 week ago

          *brings a new bag of huge marshmallows*
          yea

          ladyofthebooksge replied 6 months, 1 week ago

          Foooooooddddddddddd
          *eats marshmellows*
          *a bag of marshmellows explode and drown the bunnies. They slam onto the shadows as I light a torch and melt the ba.ll of bunnies, shadows, and food*

          boomboompancakes replied 6 months, 1 week ago

          GUYS FOR FRICK’S SAKE IT’S NOT LITERALLY ANY SONG THAT WORKS AGAINST THESE GUYS IT’S JUST–
          “Twig, let them experiment. Maybe one of the song people try WILL do something.
          93 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL, 93 BOTTLES OF GLITTER!”
          *both of us in unison* TAKE 6 DOWN, PASS ‘EM AROUND, 87 BOTTLES OF GLITTER ON THE WALL

        everneveracademy replied 6 months ago

        *still eating marshmallows*
        *melts one and sticks it to a shadow, kills the shadow with a laser gun*

        cocostar replied 4 months ago

        Yello peeps.

          mmaarriiyyah replied 4 months ago

          Hai

          cocostar replied 4 months ago

          How r u?

        everneveracademy replied 3 months, 3 weeks ago

        hi!!

          cocostar replied 3 months, 3 weeks ago

          Hi

        takan replied 3 months, 3 weeks ago

        Coco, how are you finding all of these posts??

          star123 replied 3 months, 3 weeks ago

          *Ahem* She’s a spoe thats how 😉

          cocostar replied 3 months, 3 weeks ago

          ^^^I am a spoe

          coraem replied 2 months, 1 week ago

          Hmm

        everneveracademy replied 2 months, 1 week ago

        welp I remember this post and I don’t know what to say to what I commented

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