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You said to tag you if we’re unranked.
Hello! This is a notice for the ENM (Ever Never Magazine!) I’ve sorted out the roles for everyone (down below) and created a Google Site. Google Site cannot be edited by people without a google account so if you don’t have a gmail account, you will need to type up your articles on the doc for someone else to put on the site. I think that if you…[Read more]
I have no idea how this will work but please tell me if you can’t edit it.. (Check your emails if you have Gmail) https://sites.google.com/view/theenm/issue-1
I can’t edit the site. I have an email if it will let me edit it. It’s [email protected]
Hi @Royalfudge! You’ll probably hate me, but I deleted the list of teachers 🤦♀️, can you give it to me again?
@royalfudge @msgranger @catsforlife @uraza169 @thecoven4ever
I hope that’s all the staff
I’m just tagging you because I’ve a few questions about being a teacher.
1) Do teachers not rank other teachers even if they’re in their class?
2) Does there have to be a set schedule for posting classes?
3) We’re all using the same ranking system, right?
None of us gave you the link. Have the link to the teacher doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aayIJhynEddkDFeppTfXe-xwWJ1It4a7CH8qfFna8Cs/edit?usp=sharing
Sorry to keep bugging you with questions, but you know when you edit a doc or are on one, does your full name of your Google account come up, cuz I may have found a way to finally edit docs
Though, honestly, it doesn’t really matter to the teachers. At least one person has their full name show up, but we ignore it.
For some reason, I didn’t get the notification for the last Good and Evil deeds class, so I didn’t participate in it. What should I do for the current class?
AAAHHH sorry I missed Good and Evil Deeds last time!!!! I was working through my notifs!!! 🙁 really sorry! But hi anyways!! 🙂
It’s fine. 🙂 I’m just posting the latest one, so you’ll get another opportunity.
My talent is shapeshifting abilities. I can turn into every animal I’ve seen or feel a conection to. I can turn into creatures like dragons, or unicorns, or whatever magical animal, but those are a little harder to turn into. When I shape shift into an animal, for example, a cat, then I really am a cat. I have to concentrate really hard to keep my…[Read more]
My talent is I can read minds. I can tell if a person is good or evil just by looking at them. I can tell what anyone is thinking but often times I can misinterpret and it almost always ends up disastrous.
As I hear wolves I try to read what they are thinking. Are they good or evil? If I am correct right now they are evil. The path that is burning behind me leads to their layer where they have captured all my friends and family. I can tell that there are at least 10 wolves. . . And they aren’t regular wolves, they are . . . Man wolves?
I can tell…[Read more]
My talent is I can make my hair grow and move about as I please. I control it like a limb, but it has no joints and can bend any which way. I cannot make my hair shrink, I have to cut it or burn it away or smthn (burning it isn’t fun, because burnt hair smells awful). It does not hurt me when my hair is cut, but when it is pulled or something, i…[Read more]
*I make my hair split into several medium sized locks. I grow it to about the length of my body, making sure it stays out of the fire, and then secure each lock of hair around a vine, climbing the wall and keeping away from the thorns. I end up on the top of the wall and survey my surroundings, finding a safe spot to set down past the vines.*
Good job! Unfortunately, that seemed a bit easy for you (sorry). Do you mind if I increase the difficulty a bit?
My talent: I have control over plants. This means I can make things like flowers and trees grow or die, and that I can make them move.
Example of how I could use my talent: Let’s say I wake up in the middle of the night hearing a suspicious noise from the first floor, but my dorm is on the second floor. However, there is a tree right outside my…[Read more]
Thank you everyone who has commented so far! I forgot to post the sign-up link for anyone who’s interested in other classes or the stalker looking through my activity who just saw this post *glares*
Anyway, here’s the link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ILwXyml8frizO_z51EaSLF9W__UbDyG1A4j-V-QX27c/edit#responses
Just type your username with the…[Read more]
my (main) talent is control, manipulation, and creation of ice in all forms.
example (this might end up being weird sorry I’m tired): let’s say I’m at an active volcano. an evil person pushes me into the volcano. I have multiple options. option a would be to send spikes of ice out to the sides of the volcano, so I can grab onto one,…[Read more]
I just realized how similar my talent is to yours. I can change it if it bothers you, i was unaware someone had done something similar.
oh, no worries! I checked it out and they seem to be quite different 🙂 thanks for checking, though!! you’re very sweet :DDD
@BLONDIEONFIRE, thank you. I just wanted to check up on it, since I realized it could have been an issue, or it could have bothered someone.
*behind me, I set up a wall of ice to temporarily slow the fire while I work*
*slowly, I begin to freeze the branches until they’re frozen to their core, sparing only part of one*
*I break off the not frozen branch, freezing a sharp point on one side and a hilt on the other*
*using my shoulder to ram through the first layer, I…[Read more]
Sooo I know dream weaving has been my talent since as long as the question was asked, but is it acceptable if I have a different talent for this class? Just to change things up?
I think you could combine them into one, but ultimately, you only have one talent.
My talent is water manipulation. Unlike weather spells, I can morph the water to do as I please, and create forms and shapes (such as helpful tools) and freeze them, or turn them to mist.
Example: I’m in the groom room pool, and my friend, (who can’t swim) gets shoved into it. I could make the water move upwards, and place her gently on the…[Read more]
Dropping to my knees, I begin to weep, as if the wort thing imaginable has just happened to someone, collecting tears in my palm. Once I have a generous amount in my hands, I begin to make them rise, stopping them once I have a large, floating sphere above my head. In a single move, I make the sphere disperse into thousands of tiny orbs,…[Read more]
Challenge: I gasp, looking up at the tall wall of bramble separating me from everyone else. ‘Use your talent.’ I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I start to form a plan. I strike out both my hands, waving them in the air towards the bramble wall. Suddenly, the thorns start to shake, before suddenly retracting back into the ground. Surprised…[Read more]
This is for the situation!
The thorns block all ways out, and the flames prevent me from going out back. I think, what animal will work this time? A mouse or bug might be small enough, but the size could get me lost. Also, small creatures have shorter concentration spans, and I will surely forget what I’m supposed to do. I can’t fly out or break…[Read more]
My talent is animal communication. Like professor Uma, I can communicate to all animals with chirps or growls and other forms of their language. I can communicate the mas a plea for help or just to extend a helping hand to save a creature or thank them. I could speak to even the wickedest of animals by offering a kind and good hand as…[Read more]
The vines rise and I gasp my breath stopping short as the path behinds me engulfs in flames. I whip my head around and look deep into the forest pleading for help. A small flash of a black eye meets me and I gasp. I attempt a growl to catch the wolf’s attention but it looks away. “Please, I know you don’t want to do this, I’ve seen…[Read more]
My talent is that I can manipulate water or any liquids or create water at my touch. I can’t however manipulate ice or any magic-made liquid and I use my power to create fresh water for those who don’t have it, and also to prevent floods in my hometown, which is a seaside town. I also use my power to work as a magician and I perform…[Read more]
As the path behind bursts into flames, I look frantically around for a brook or river-let to manipulate, but there is nothing. Tentatively, I reach my hand towards to fire to touch it, but as the flames engulf my skin, I yelp and leap back. It’s too hot for me to change it. I sigh and look at the sky. It’s darkening, with a spate of…[Read more]
(we can use both our talents if we have more than one, yes? if not I completely understand and will change my second reply)
so, my talents are lightning manipulation — I can create it, am resistant to it, and can control it — and telekinesis, meaning I can move things without touching them (this doesn’t work on animals or humans, however). so,…[Read more]
*I glance at the fire raging behind me, creeping closer, and know that I have to move fast. using my telekinesis, I move the vines until I am able to climb them. I use some of the larger thorns as footholds, and eventually I’m at the top. again, I use my telekinesis to make one of the vines come loose, and I grab hold of it and swing…[Read more]
My Talent Is Telephathy. I Can Communicate Through People’s Minds And Even Control Their Thoughts And Ideas When I Have A Strong Swing of Emotion. If I Was Using This Againt An Ever, (Enemy) I Would Read Their Mind So I Could See What Their Attack Will Be, Then I’ll Run And Disappear (Hiding) And Then I’ll Surprise Atfack The Ever And Then I’ll Win…
My talent is the ability to manipulate feelings. As long as something can feel emotions, which I think includes plant Mogrifs but not actual plants, Of course, to enhance or dilute emotions, the feeling has to first be present, so I normally do quite a bit of talking before actually using my talent. For instance, if soemone wants to buy a purse…[Read more]
Challenge (part 1 ’cause I have to go soon):
I glance behind me at the flames. No, they feel no emotions.
I **** my jead to the wolves’ howls. Too far away.
I turn to the wall of brambles, stroking my palm across the pricklu plants, trying to ignore the small nicks and gashes on the surface of my hand. Feeling no connection to a sentient mind,…[Read more]
I make too many spelling mistakes. (Fun fact: I actually spelt mistakes wrongly just now before correcting it.)
The wolves approach me cautiously. I can sense that they are all mogrifs. I muster the best smile I can while being cornered by growling wolves and fire, a wall of thorns to my back.
I recall what I learnt in Animal Communications with Princess Uma, and I converse with body language, flicking my skirt in the place of a tail.
“Good day,…[Read more]
(Part 3. Sorry if I’m killing your notifs)
I feel that the former Everboy empathises with me. Good. I don’t want to use people, but this is a challenge, after all.
“Well, right now my deepest desire is to pass this challenge. By any chance, would you be able to assist me in my task?” I ask them, in my most polite voice.
The wolves look wary,…[Read more]
My talent is weather manipulation. It sounds simple enough, but I have no control over weather forms created by spells. By using this talent I can protect my town from natural disasters (which my town is quite prone to).
Wind and water are my strongest points.. Ice, however.. Not so much. It takes a while to manipulate ice for me…[Read more]
In this situation..
* I glance back in horror at the flames burning fast. Quickly, I bring in water to burn out the fire. (causing me to get wet). Next, the thorns. I concentrated on my thinking. Groaning, I build up a storm and get the thorn plant crushed under the pressure. Just in time. I find the wolves behind me, looking really…[Read more]
PART ONE- MY TALENT
I have Mental Manipulation. I can give other people and creatures hallucinations(seeing things that arent really there) which can be in the form of blood-curdling nightmares or visions. I can delve into the person’s mind and recall their weaknesses and replay them their darkest secrets and guilt. I can control and distort…[Read more]
It seems a bit similar to telepathy and comes from the same core but is still a separate skill and talent as it focuses on warping in reality rather then just restricted to the confinement of the mind. Also, I cant feel the said person’s emotions at present but can only explore their past sentiments. I’ll explain more in further posts.
My talent is emotion manipulation. I can sense, connect with, and change others’ emotions. However, I have to focus to change emotions and changing positive emotions into negative takes more energy. (and I’ve had this for pretty much my whole time on the site, not just because @/ccxinyiofwoodsbeyond had it).
The wolves approach me, growling. I panic slightly, almost running into the fire. Then I come to my senses and begin to concentrate.
Right now, the wolves feel confident. I begin to shift that into something different. As I change their emotions, the wolves stop growling and stare at each other in confusion.
Finally, I finish and a wolf…[Read more]
Think of my power in a Poison Ivy-ish way. I can mentally grow and control any type of flora, and I have poison control. You can do a lot of things with this ability. You can build things, whether it be a sculpture or a barricade, no matter how crude. Vines can wrap around people, thorns hurt and damage, you can use them to get up to places, you…[Read more]
*I glance around at the walls, fire, and the wolves, which seem to be coming from behind me. Using the thorns, I make a sort of staircase and get up that way. There. Now I have a much better vantage point. With some slight help from heavily swaying a tree and making sure the fire can’t get caught on anything else, the air from the swaying puts t…[Read more]
PART TWO- MENTAL MANIPULATION
I let out a stifled scream, my hand clamped tightly across my mouth as my eyes hurriedly analyse how I would use my talent to deteriorate the danger of the situation that I was in. Amongst the frenzied screams and the heat of the flames that threatened to engulf me, I panicked- unable to acknowledge how my power…[Read more]
The howling of the wolves grow closer and more aggressive as I quickened my pace. I can still feel the remains of the heat at my feet as I try not to slip into the abyss of blackness that lay below.
A wolf appeared in front of me, reared on it’s two front paws,green, acrid saliva dripping from its sharp, knife-like teeth- its face contorted into…[Read more]
My talent is being able to be completely ghostlike for short periods of time. This gives me invincibility for the time I hold the talent. My talent also allow me to pass through one wall at a time while engaged. I do get quite tired the longer I hold the ghostlike state. The state doesn’t allow me to pass through water or fire, though. I c…[Read more]
I become a bit nervous very quickly. Passing through the thorns would be useless unless I new I would get out. I decide to go for the top of the cage, hoping I could walk across. I struggle to get up the wall of thorns, my hands going into the ghostlike state a few times. I pass through the top of the cage, but I’m exhausted. The fire is…[Read more]
my two talents are turning into a unicorn without having to mogrify and flight.
in the tbt (trial by tale) I am flying away from someone who is trying to attack me. eventually, I am hit with a bolt of electricity and I fall to the ground. the person who attacked me stands on my leg so I can’t get up. I then turn into a purple unicorn…[Read more]
I quickly turn into a unicorn and start to cut the thorns with my horn. after cutting a decent sized hole in the thorns, I turn back into myself and fly out. once outside, the wolves jump out. I turn into a unicorn again so I can communicate with them better. as i’m talking to them, I find out that they are hungry. I then explain to…[Read more]
My talent is water manipulation, this allows me to control water, create storms and drain the water out of things
I would drain the water from the plants and use it to put out the fire and then run down the path to safety.
My talent is that I can explode objects on will, which creates a flaming explosion. This depends on the size of the object I’m exploding and my health on that moment. Explosions don’t matter if the object is wet or dry, but it is significantly draining if used on multiple objects at the same time. My current limit with my talent is that I cannot…[Read more]
Part two- the challenge
*I grab some branches and pebbles and stick them into the thorns. The tightly woven vegetation provide a stable place to put them in.*
*howling intensifies as the wolves close in the cage for the kill. A juniper bush behind the wolves explode, distracting the wolves. It buys me enough time to place more stuff in the…[Read more]
My talent it sort of weird-
I can read emotions, so I am very empathetic. I have been reading emotions for my best talent, and because of it, I’m able to weaken a princess by ruining her joy. Since I know their emotions, I have an advantage to break them and possibly permanently damage their joy forever.
Without happy feelings, how are you…[Read more]
Okay, I know this isn’t my class, but as Curses and Death Traps teacher I feel obligated to make a correction to your statement: You can fight without joy. You can fight out of rage, for honor, to save someone, to hurt someone, etc.
I fight a lot of the time because I’m mad
Like when Arctic literally tried to eat me
It was angry-making
*I focus on a random person in the class* YOU. You look happy to be here but you’re secretly freaking out because you know someone might kill you with their talent.
*smiles wickedly at another person* May I take away your happiness?
(Adding to part 1)
Finding their happy place means I can make them lose it.
Not to be rude, but how does that have literal
anything to do with getting out of the throne and fire and wolves?
What does being at least a student have to with anything I’m explaining?
“at least a student” means that I’m not a teacher that should know about this more. My talent has more to learn. Now please don’t make me answer anything anymore
My talent is zero gravity, so I can make things super light, and I can float them up. I can also make myself super light, and float myself too.
Example: say someone was attacking me with an explosion, or something like that, I could simply float up and away to get others to help.
@EVERNEVERACADEMY it was worded very strangely, which made it unclear to its meaning. The way you worded it meant that some obstacle could prevent you from being a student, and so you were glad that at least you were one. I’m sorry if it caused and grief to answer my questions.
Hi! My talent is telepathy, A.K.A moving, breaking, lifting and fixing any object, big or small using thoughts in my brain.
Here is the challenge..
*~* As I walk to the Blue Forest for Surviving Fairy Tales, the ground starts to shake. Hard enough for me to fling all my books out of my hands, for me to kneel down in the floor in vain to keep safe…[Read more]
Sorry forget the. Ms hanger part won’t class but please to tag me for next class!
(ooh, your talent is really cool! btw, the thing you’re referring to is telekinesis, not telepathy 🙃)
My talent is pain. I can make people feel pain, flaming pain, that cannot be stopped. Physical pain that leaves no mark. The victim can’t do anything.
I could definitely use my talent in battle, but it takes energy so I’ll rather not. It’s great for torturing spies for information too.
My talent will NOT help in any way in this…..
*With my bare hands, I tentatively poke the thorns*
My talent is weather manipulation. I can control air pressure, rain, storms, ice, snow, all that stuff.
please call me Salem. (it’s ok if recognize me by my username, however.)
my talent is telekinesis! i can move, bend, and control most types of matter. gases and air are some of the hardest, while liquids and solids are easier. the bigger the mass of something, the harder it is to control. for example, hair ties, sticks, pebbles and g…[Read more]
Surrounded by the flames and thorns, I grab some vines with the thorns all clustered at the top, and start to make my way up into the air with them. I descend to the ground where the wolves are and I stab them with the vines, and float up when they go to attack me. For the fire, I honestly have nothing to do there, so I float up into…[Read more]
Hi! My talent is shadow-control. It’s pretty a wide-range of what I can do, so I tend to stick with controlling darker shadows because they’re used more for violence. I mean I can also manipulate other people’s shadows as well, it really depends on what shadows I’m using. Like if I use an Ever’s shadow as fuel it’ll be harder to control…[Read more]
Isn’t throwing teleportation into your talent a little OP? I feel like it has really nothing to do with shadows at all, except you’re just adding the words shadow, and teleportation together and calling it shadow teleporting.
Teleportation? I don’t use it that much except in emergencies, and I have to know where that person is. And it’s shadow teleportation because I have to transport from one shadow to another. So there has to be a person in the area I’m in to be able to transport to another person, and I can’t take others with me. Ahhhh… I know what I forgot to do…[Read more]
*I quickly back away from the growing flames on the path. Not knowing where anyone else is in this bramble forest I quickly look around, seeing my options* *Thorns are displayed around me blocking off paths* *Taking the shadows from the trees around me I solidify them and shape them into a swords, which I use to hack through the thorns.*…[Read more]
My talent(s) are cloning, and using concentrated energy to create weapons, shields and other things.
My talent involves turning into a troll.
Also, when in troll form I can switch between troll size (which is super tiny) and regular human size.
And can sprout phoenix wings from my back and a dragon tail and a unicorn horn. When in phoenix-dragon-unicorn-troll form, I can fly, breathe fire, and shoot colored light beams or fireworks or exploding…[Read more]
This is really cool! What exactly was the Bee Movie Incident?
*looks at you in utter disbelief*
HOW THE FRICK ARE YOU ON THIS SITE WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT A BEE MOVIE INCIDENT IS??????????
*Berry appears next to me and sighs*
*she holds up a finger and begins to explain*
“A Bee Movie Incident, also known as a Code Yellow-Black, is any incident in which a user on the SGE site recites a quote from…[Read more]
*i switch into phoenix-dragon-unicorn-troll form, staying at human size, and fly up above the flames and brambles and look down at everycreature else*
That was…a bit easy. Scrolling up through these comments I see you mentioned increasing the difficulty a bit for @malin since it seemed a little too easy for her. You can do that for me if you want.
My talent is Shadows (and I did not copy off anyone). I can control shadows, be one with the shadows (explained later) and do this thing called Sinking which is making somebody sink into their shadow and be stuck in it until I decide they can come out. I can also make my shadows change form and they only talk to me if I want them too and nobody…[Read more]
Cool! I like it! It’s a lot different than my talent (even though we both control shadows) so it’s clear you weren’t copying anyone!! Can’t wait to see more of this!
Oh, sorry, here we go:
*The flames block my path.
I stay calm, eyeing the thorns with scared eyes. The moon hung over me like a light-blub. I hear wolves in the distance, no doubt picked up my scent and coming for me.
I look around frantically, and wave my arm in the air, closing my eyes, back to the cave.
When I open them, two shadows are…[Read more]
Thank you! Your talent is so thought out and I love the whole purity attribute!
My power is Chlorokinesis (the ability to manipulate plants). I can feel and talk to different plants. And while I can use the skill in advance (trapping enemies with a vine or knocking them out with a poisonous scented flower) they can be my friends (yes, i am crazy) and if you listen closely you can hear them. Sorry if im copying anyone, I…[Read more]
I sorry Shadow, I just thought It didn’t have anything to do with shadows, but thanks for clearing things up.
could I give you my other one, speed? (I was about to do umbrakinesis but someone else already had that)
Part One of my teleportation
So basically I can teleport anything. It takes the least amount of energy to teleport myself because that’s where the power is coming from, but other objects depend on the size. I can also teleport different living beings, such as animals and other humans. An elephant would take more energy to teleport than, let’s say…[Read more]
Part Two (Challenge)
(Btw, Eliot this feels a little easy for my teleportation so if you want to spice it up feel free)
* I teleport myself over the thick brambles, and then teleport the fire into the brambles, creating a clear path ahead of me*
*hearing the wolves howl ahead of me, I tense and grab a flaming thorn, which I hold in front of me…[Read more]
*I descend from the ceiling, Mission Impossible style, hanging from a wire*
Toffee?!?! I’m two and a half hours late and I still beat you? I think she’s been kidnapped by an evil alien or something.
This is definitely the one and only time I ‘m ever gonna comment on a council post before Fudge
Bob is the only explanation
Aughhhh 16 hours! We’ll have to launch an intergalactic search soon. I’ll see if I can get a telescope array.
I’ll try and rig something up with sonar and radar dishes.
I will provide snacks! Goldfish, pretzels, chocolate, or dried cranberries?
Most of my week is in the tablet crashers segment.
Wednesday, April 1st
I got my background printed out.
Things we learned from Soman’s online workshop:
Things to ask yourself when writing:
Whose story is it?
What do they want?
What will they do in order to get it?
Sophie wanted love to replace the love of Stefan
Soman was writing a remake of the…[Read more]
Tablet crashers part Sieben
So, the Depend On Me album is quite possibly my favourite Vixx album.
Remember Error from last week? Well I’m dedicating a comment to appreciate the Japanese version
More comments on the Be More Chill musical featuring the Broadway recording
More than Survive – still can’t stand the c-c-c-come on, and all the Christine’s but the “I don’t want to be a hero” part is great, original Jeremy’s voice is so adorable.
“My mothers would be thrilled!” 😀
I love play rehearsal – lovin the instrumentals in the…[Read more]
Do you wanna ride – I forgot this song existed
Be More Chill part 2 – the feeling of Frollo’s part of Out There
Sync up – forgot this existed also
A guy that I’d kinda be into – no comment
Upgrade – Squip singing with Brooke is lovely
Loser geek whatever – we got to the songs I don’t have anything to say on why am I…[Read more]
The Pitiful Children –
“The entire school? Now put those pills in that beaker and fill it with mountain dew!”
I lost it there, I can’t take it seriously.
“Re be be be boooooooop~” is also very me
Opera Jenna is just, awesome
The pants song – oddly I have no jokes
The play – “I was just in the audience thinking “This i…[Read more]
Omg really?!?!?!?!? That means i have to grow another two inches of I want to play Agatha, Imao
Sophie is shorter than I am. I love that. Also, I can’t believe that he actually answered, there go all of the guesses. Ooh so many interesting notes. I am taking notes of your notes.
*reads all the notes on Be More Chill, but refuses to comment on them*
That’s some very interesting trivia
Honestly would love to see the little mermaid from Ursula’s perspective
Michael and Jeremy aren’t like other girls confirmed. Hahahaha that’s all that’s going to go through my head every time I hear that song now
I have questions about that last picture
*I appear in a disco suit on a dance floor*
It’s time to get FUNKY funky funky
everybody CLAP YOUR HANDS
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
SLIDE TO THE LEFT *slide*
SLIDE TO THE RIGHT *slide*
REVERSE REVERSE *spin spin*
cha cha now y’all *cha chas*
okay hi this song haas been stuck in my head for far too…[Read more]
TO THE LEFT
TAKE IT BACK NOW YALL
*takes it back*
TWO HOPS TWO HOPS
TWO HOPS TWO HOPS
RIGHT FOOT LETS STOMP
LEFT FOOT LETS STOMP
*does whatever the heck the charlie brown is*
*I Apparate approximately 13 hours late* WELL. I’m late.
In the spirit of being over the top late, here I am. It’s the first time this has ever happened, actually XD
Anyways, I’ll forgo the big comment, and just give you a little bit of news.
First, happy birthday, @doveys-apprentice!
Secondly, classes have started up. Over the next few days, the marks from the first class will be released, so be sure…[Read more]
@littlemisssunshine aka @kenzieever (Kenzie, Kenz, Lemonade)
@princessofaustralia24601 aka @princessofaustralia24602 (POA/Lizzie)
If this is a party, I need a dress. And this is exactly the type of dress I would have chosen in 2017.
*the room goes dark and several multicoloured spotlights focus on the entrance*
*then there’s a burst of light and I enter the room, sashaying like a runway model*
*i’m wearing a strapless white leotard covered in hundreds of tiny opals and diamonds that glitter pastel rainbow, a gold feather showgirl skirt, white lace fingerless gloves, a gold…[Read more]
*I stumble back*
I’ve missed your entrances, wow. That was amazing.
I’ve got soda mix! *places the unbelievably sugared-up signature party drink on the table*
*eats a piece of cake, after magically making the frosting on my slice disappear because I don’t like frosting*
Gotta get my sugar up so my dance moves can be wilder!
(i’m listening to party music IRL right now)
*watches the frosting disappear*
Woah. Can you do that to mine too? I don’t like vanilla.
“OOOOH SODA MIX” *Berry grabs a bottle, opens it, and chugs*
Oh boy. Y’all get ready for THIS.
*Berry starts to vibrate up and down with a crazed look in her eyes and smile*
*then she SHOOTS into the air like a rocket, streaking sparkles behind her*
*Berry spread her arms and legs out and does flips in that position as she comes down*
*she puts her hands over her hand, lands and springs from her hands onto my feet and does tons more handsprings all around the room making silly noises*
*then she starts spinning and spinning like a top in a wild blur all around crashing into things left and right*
HEY GUYS, WATCH THIS!!!
*jumps onto a table, picks up a bottle of soda mix, sets it on fire, and chugs the whole thing while it’s flaming, before leaping onto a table, screaming with victory, and yeeting the bottle*
*sees everyone’s horrified faces*
What? It’s a type of magic fire that can’t actually hurt anyone or destroy things, even though…[Read more]
So, um… anyone wanna sing something? I have a few songs I want to do
*picks up a jeweled mic that has fidget cube type additions*
OOOOH YES YES YES SING ‘EM
*i start snacking*
*Berry zips around and around and around the room, then freezes, then slowly falls over and passes out on the floor*
…Oh boy. Hold on.
*i grab a water gun and blast it in her face*
*she starts twitching and making irritated expression, eyes still closed*
“Ack–wha–uuugh!!” *she sits up, wiping her…[Read more]
*picks up the mic and the spotlights focus on me*
All right, I wanna hear everyone singing along!
*hologram Minecraft players and creepers appear as my backup dancers*
*music starts up and the crowd goes wild*
*the crowd simultaneously shouts “AWW MAN!”*
So we back in the mines
Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side
*Berry and I run up onto the stage, and I keep running into the wings as I adjust my headset mic while Berry turns to face the audience adjusting hers, then points offstage for a quick moment*
“D flat major!”
*the music starts up as she finishes getting her headset on*
*a gigantic book rises up on the stage, and Berry stands behind it,…[Read more]
(the censored words were “d.irty” and “bl.oody”)
(always forget about the censor… -_-)
*my cat hops onto my shoulder*
*I climb up one of the poles with a disco ball on it, and grab a streamer*
*then I leap off the pole and swing from the streamer like a vine, trailing glitter like Nyan Cat, which showers the crowd*
*I quickly summon you back before you fall into a swamp*
You didn’t need to teleport me back here. Part of this involved catching onto the side of the window and doing some climbing, so you actually ruined it.
*mutters the B word under my breath*
I can always toss you back out, if you’d like.
Also, come on- it’s what’s called an accident.
*my cat scratches me*
‘Sorry about her, she can be a little salty when people accidentally mess up what she’s doing.’
Ahhh am I late?!
*I appear in the room with a flash of light, dressed in a casual pair of khakis and a hoodie* Is this good? Or should I change into something else… *Another flash of light and I’m in a tux with a tie* Too classy? What about… *I transform into my Everboy uniform* No… I’ll just stick with the hoodie. *One last flash and I’m…[Read more]
I’m late too Uraza! Wait. Haiku?! (That’s my kitten, she’s a holy terror) How did you get in here?
*Haiku yowls ferociously and leaps towards a group of unsuspecting Evers*
*She starts tearing around the room, shrieking loudly*
I’m not even kidding here, this is what Haiku acts like every day. The dog gets very little sleep.
*Haiku notices @catsruleforever ‘s cat and glares jealously*
Haiku, leave the nice kitty alone. *Haiku, I’m serious…*
Young lady you leave that cat alone. Are you even listening to me?
I brought my unicycle. Unfortunately, Haiku hates my unicycle because it doesn’t squeak when she hits it (that’s what my dog does), so she might attack me.
*I go up on the stage*
*Two cold green-yellow eyes appear in the darkness behind me*
First, I will do a side mount!
*I side mount without falling on my face*
And now I will ride bac…[Read more]
*Cupcake walks up to Haiku and offers her a cute sparkly collar with jewels*
‘If you want it, you can dress up for the party. I take it you like to wreak havoc? That makes two of us. I’d love to be friends with you, we could get into some awesome exploits together!’
OK, gonna sing now!
This is a song parody that I wrote, set to to State Of Grace by Taylor Swift. It’s about my favourite anime character, Setsuna Higashi aka Eas!
*the lights go out
*a red spotlight focuses on me*
*you can see that my clothing has changed- I’m wearing a strapless sparkly red crop top, a “covering” (it covers nothing lol) that…[Read more]
*the lights go out, and when they come back on, my clothes have returned to what I was wearing when I walked into this party venue*
Hey, that reminds me, there’s a song parody I wrote that I could sing for the heck of it.
*poofs in with a puff of blue smoke*
Oh my goodness this is already in full swing and Cats is here!! 😀
If this was 2017 I probably would have just shown up in pjs or a hoodie and jeans or something. So I’m gonna go 2017 style and mash those things together with a hoodie, pyjama bottoms and comfy socks. There was no dress code! That’s my excuse
i know i said i had to go to bed, but guess who’s wide awake and doodling up a storm right now
(hey, do you have a tumblr account? i’m queensparklekitten, if you have tumblr i’ll follow you)
Okay, I’m just gonna go ahead and sing that song parody now.
“Oh! I can play along on the guitar, right?” *Berry takes her guitar out*
Oh, yeah, totally!
*Berry starts tuning her guitar while I head up the stage and stand in front of a standing mic*
This is a parody of Love Story by Taylor Swift. I made it into something that’s absolutely NOT a…[Read more]
Hey I’m finally able to access my mentions.
What did I miss?
Because not much has being going on these comments yet, and because we haven’t had one in FOREVER, I’m gonna start a FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
*i sma.sh a banana cream pie in @catsruleforever ‘s face*
*i start flinging donuts at @darkfire2010 and @ms-granger *
*Berry splashes @uraza169 with a pitcher of lemonade, then pours a barrel of hot…[Read more]
Because we seem to have hit a slow point, and because we haven’t done one of these in FOREVER I’m gonna start a FOOD FIGHT!!!
*i sm.ash a banana cream pie in @catsruleforever‘s face*
*i start flinging donuts @spiritdream112 and @ms-granger *
*Berry splashes @uraza169 with a pitcher of lemonade, throws a cake at @royalfudge, then flies over @m…[Read more]
*dodges the cantaloupe*
*rapid fires the brownies at Twig and Berry*
*Berry yanks @ms-granger and @darkfire2010 out from their hiding places* “There’s NO hiding in a food fight!”
*i’ve set all the cupcakes cannons around the room, and now i set them all off*
*POOM POOM POOM POOM POOM POOM POOM cupcakes pump out rapid-fire from all directions*
*Berry sends @darkfire2010 and @ms-granger spinning around the room…[Read more]
*magically deflects the pie*
Wait a second guys, not ready yet. Magical girl outfits are highly impractical for combat and magical girl-inspired outfits are just as much. Gonna quickly get myself some practicality.
*renews the spells I’ve done to prevent my hair, makeup, and outfit from getting messed up, stained, or wet, and then magically…[Read more]
*I walk in on the fight*
Woah. This is impressive.
*I wrap licorice around Twig and Berry, and throw Catsrule into a giant cake*
*Berry teleports us out of the licorice*
*she grabs it herself to use if need be*
*i switch into phoenix-dragon-unicorn-troll form and start shooting exploding pancakes at @royalfudge *
*eats the cake and then magically turns nearby hard candy into my armor which no one but me can remove, complete with spikes*
*then uses ice cream and popsicles to make those giant super-strong rock fist gloves and straight-up punches Berry out of the air, before doing the same to Fudge, Twig and Darkfire*
*I tumble through the air, landing on a giant cookie*
*I then throw exploding cucumbers at Catsrule*
*i stop the cucumbers in midair like that scene in The Matrix*
*Berry pulls up a hand and a huge soda geyser springs up underneath @catsrulforever and sends her shooting into the air*
*she then lassoes her with the licorice (pinning her arms to her sides in the process) and yanks her to the ground with a CRASH, possibly doing some damage to the hard candy armor and ice-cream-and-popsicle rock fist gloves*