ruby0fwoodsbeyond posted an update 2 hours, 17 minutes ago

    my friend (aka one of the only boys whos taller than me): ha youre s h o r t youre like 2 metres
    me: ..im 5’8
    him: do you have a f o o t f e t i s h because you said feet
    me: …

        evilxaudrey replied 1 hour, 23 minutes ago

        y you friends with him then

          ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 1 hour, 1 minute ago

          because hes fun

          ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 1 hour, 1 minute ago

          wheres the problem

          evilxaudrey replied 45 minutes ago

          how’s he fun if he teased you

    ruby0fwoodsbeyond posted an update 21 hours, 13 minutes ago

    would anyone be interested in a pjo/hoo rp? these kids are cursed btw, they cant get into camp and so have to survive alone. idk if thats *******.

        evilxaudrey replied 20 hours, 53 minutes ago

        anything percy jackson i’m interested

    ruby0fwoodsbeyond posted an update 1 day, 2 hours ago

    someone outside class: stand up if you’re not gay!
    me, a bisexual: *nervous sweating*

        evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 1 hour ago

        the hetero part of me is only attracted to two people

        everneveracademy replied 12 hours, 40 minutes ago

        *sweating everything*

    ruby0fwoodsbeyond posted an update 1 day, 19 hours ago

    i love women

        evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        you mean me

        evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        ruby loves me

        evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        wait omg ruby’s cheating
        i didn’t talk to you twenty minutes ago

          ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          wHaT

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          you said that you love woman and you posted it twenty minutes ago but didn’t talk to you twenty minutes ago so who you talking to
          eye—

        cutenesslily replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        omg same

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        i was thinking about you 🥺👉👈

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          omg really 🥺🥺

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        yeah 🥺👉👈

        evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        wasn’t the last thing i said to you something along the lines of “f~ck me?”

          ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          i think so, yes

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          wow i thought you hated it when i said that

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        i didnt hate it just disliked it a bit

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          you dislike it? 👉👈

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        it was ok at first but like anyone would think those were the only words you knew you say it so often-

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          if i say it enough then maybe it’ll hypnotize you

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        hm maybe
        e x p e r i m e n t

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 18 hours ago

          you said that we had to play among us first

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 18 hours ago

          and we can play among us tomorrow

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 1 day, 11 hours ago

        yes we do have to play among us first

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 11 hours ago

          so we can

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 1 day, 11 hours ago

        can what

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 11 hours ago

          can why

    ruby0fwoodsbeyond posted an update 2 days, 5 hours ago

    who wants to be in the among us group chat on hangouts (someone please)

        evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        i don’t have hangouts sadly but i have among us

          ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          ok we can play tomorrow maybe

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          i can play en

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          rn

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        i cant because i need to sleep in order to get up at 7

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          do you
          i didn’t sleep at all the night before yesterday night

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        yeah but i almost passed out at school on friday and had to be sent home bc i stayed up too late so

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          i didn’t even stay up late i stayed up all night

          imagine needing sleep though 😳

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          isn’t friday like the day that i snapped you when i was high

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        i think so
        i also think you should stop
        i dont usually need sleep, i can normally function of none or a few hours of it, but not at school apparently

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          i won’t stop
          confession last night i did it again i know i told you i wouldn’t but it feels so nice

          i hate school

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        stop please
        i hate school too but i was crying because i was so tired and couldnt cope

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

          imagine crying
          jk sorry about that
          i turned your day around right 😎

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        no because you smoked

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 18 hours ago

          smoking is the reason that i snapped you fifty times

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 18 hours ago

          were you not happy to talk to me

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 18 hours ago

          am i that annoying

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 1 day, 11 hours ago

        no youre not annoying but smoking is killing you

          evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 11 hours ago

          im dying slowly anyways might as well speed up the process
          you’ve never smoked so you wouldn’t get it

    ruby0fwoodsbeyond posted an update 2 days, 15 hours ago

    who wants to play among us

        nefeli replied 2 days, 9 hours ago

        play whaaatttt?

        cocostar replied 2 days, 6 hours ago

        em is gonna play it

        evilxaudrey replied 1 day, 19 hours ago

        mE

    ruby0fwoodsbeyond posted an update 3 days, 19 hours ago

    used my amazing acting to get out of school today 😉

        cocostar replied 3 days, 7 hours ago

        Well done. I use my skillz to get out of detention.
        And do you support the aliens?

          ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 3 days, 5 hours ago

          not bob

          cocostar replied 3 days, 5 hours ago

          not bob the alien, i mean the others.
          i stand with them in these difficult times

          everneveracademy replied 12 hours, 39 minutes ago

          Hooray 😀

          cocostar replied 10 hours, 27 minutes ago

          Now is the time to make a change!

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 3 days, 4 hours ago

        yes good

          cocostar replied 3 days, 4 hours ago

          ah yay.
          basically people are making unjust assumptions about them and reinforcing stereotypes such as aliens being green

    ruby0fwoodsbeyond posted an update 5 days, 1 hour ago

    if parallel universes are real, why did i get the boring one?

        evilxaudrey replied 4 days, 23 hours ago

        but what if the rest of them are even boring-er

        evilxaudrey replied 4 days, 23 hours ago

        also what about me

          ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 4 days, 21 hours ago

          i hope youd be there too dw
          like audrey we could be running around hogwarts rn

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 4 days, 21 hours ago

        or camp half blood

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 4 days, 21 hours ago

        but not hunger games
        not that one

          evilxaudrey replied 4 days, 21 hours ago

          yes that one

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 4 days, 21 hours ago

        no because then one of us has to die 🙁

          evilxaudrey replied 4 days, 21 hours ago

          yeah me

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 4 days, 21 hours ago

        why you
        then i would end up committing ✨ s e l f o o f ✨

          evilxaudrey replied 4 days, 20 hours ago

          nobody:
          me in royale high when the tina cult was made:

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 4 days, 19 hours ago

        omgg the tina cult was lit

          evilxaudrey replied 4 days, 19 hours ago

          it gave me stress
          now i know how it feels to be famous

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 4 days, 11 hours ago

        lets do it again

          evilxaudrey replied 4 days, 2 hours ago

          eek

    ruby0fwoodsbeyond posted an update 5 days, 2 hours ago

    I JUST FOUND OUT YOUR ****** CAN FALL OUT WHAT

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 5 days, 2 hours ago

        *úterus

        evilxaudrey replied 4 days, 22 hours ago

        you can also donate your u~ter~us
        that’s what i’m doing when i’m idler
        no period ❌ 🙅‍♀️ no kids ❌🙅‍♀️

          ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 4 days, 21 hours ago

          yes good idea

    ruby0fwoodsbeyond posted an update 6 days, 19 hours ago

    is it wednesday tomorrow?

        cocostar replied 6 days, 18 hours ago

        yeah

        cutenesslily replied 6 days, 18 hours ago

        yes

        ruby0fwoodsbeyond replied 6 days, 10 hours ago

        well then

          cocostar replied 6 days ago

          Ah. The perfect occasion for such brilliance.

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