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would anyone be interested in a pjo/hoo rp? these kids are cursed btw, they cant get into camp and so have to survive alone. idk if thats *******.
anything percy jackson i’m interested
someone outside class: stand up if you’re not gay!
me, a bisexual: *nervous sweating*
the hetero part of me is only attracted to two people
*sweating everything*
i love women
you mean me
ruby loves me
wait omg ruby’s cheating
i didn’t talk to you twenty minutes ago
wHaT
you said that you love woman and you posted it twenty minutes ago but didn’t talk to you twenty minutes ago so who you talking to
eye—
omg same
i was thinking about you 🥺👉👈
omg really 🥺🥺
yeah 🥺👉👈
wasn’t the last thing i said to you something along the lines of “f~ck me?”
i think so, yes
wow i thought you hated it when i said that
i didnt hate it just disliked it a bit
you dislike it? 👉👈
it was ok at first but like anyone would think those were the only words you knew you say it so often-
if i say it enough then maybe it’ll hypnotize you
hm maybe
e x p e r i m e n t
you said that we had to play among us first
and we can play among us tomorrow
yes we do have to play among us first
so we can
can what
can why
who wants to be in the among us group chat on hangouts (someone please)
i don’t have hangouts sadly but i have among us
ok we can play tomorrow maybe
i can play en
rn
i cant because i need to sleep in order to get up at 7
do you
i didn’t sleep at all the night before yesterday night
yeah but i almost passed out at school on friday and had to be sent home bc i stayed up too late so
i didn’t even stay up late i stayed up all night
imagine needing sleep though 😳
isn’t friday like the day that i snapped you when i was high
i think so
i also think you should stop
i dont usually need sleep, i can normally function of none or a few hours of it, but not at school apparently
i won’t stop
confession last night i did it again i know i told you i wouldn’t but it feels so nice
i hate school
stop please
i hate school too but i was crying because i was so tired and couldnt cope
imagine crying
jk sorry about that
i turned your day around right 😎
no because you smoked
smoking is the reason that i snapped you fifty times
were you not happy to talk to me
am i that annoying
no youre not annoying but smoking is killing you
im dying slowly anyways might as well speed up the process
you’ve never smoked so you wouldn’t get it
who wants to play among us
play whaaatttt?
em is gonna play it
mE
used my amazing acting to get out of school today 😉
Well done. I use my skillz to get out of detention.
And do you support the aliens?
not bob
not bob the alien, i mean the others.
i stand with them in these difficult times
Hooray 😀
Now is the time to make a change!
yes good
ah yay.
basically people are making unjust assumptions about them and reinforcing stereotypes such as aliens being green
if parallel universes are real, why did i get the boring one?
but what if the rest of them are even boring-er
also what about me
i hope youd be there too dw
like audrey we could be running around hogwarts rn
or camp half blood
but not hunger games
not that one
yes that one
no because then one of us has to die 🙁
yeah me
why you
then i would end up committing ✨ s e l f o o f ✨
nobody:
me in royale high when the tina cult was made:
omgg the tina cult was lit
it gave me stress
now i know how it feels to be famous
lets do it again
eek
I JUST FOUND OUT YOUR ****** CAN FALL OUT WHAT
*úterus
you can also donate your u~ter~us
that’s what i’m doing when i’m idler
no period ❌ 🙅♀️ no kids ❌🙅♀️
yes good idea
is it wednesday tomorrow?
yeah
yes
well then
Ah. The perfect occasion for such brilliance.
my friend (aka one of the only boys whos taller than me): ha youre s h o r t youre like 2 metres
me: ..im 5’8
him: do you have a f o o t f e t i s h because you said feet
me: …
y you friends with him then
because hes fun
wheres the problem
how’s he fun if he teased you