My Ranking Points
Here’s what will happen in book 6:
The coven head off to find merlin, where they find that he has become a ladies’ man, and is hanging w/ the vsco girls. Merlin kidnaps them and turns them into vsco girls. Hester tries to strangle him with a scrunchie. Merlin runs and takes over SGE where he teams up with vsco Sophie and makes the School for evil become the school for vsco. They then make the school motto “and I oop” and lock all the good teachers in the new and improved brig (aka where all the e-girls are imprisoned). The doom room man-wolf is replaced by some terrifying e-girls and the soft girls are just there for comic relief. Agatha and Tedros come to save the day but vsco Japeth is there and he turns Tedros into a soft girl. Agatha gets hit over the head with a hydro flask. Sophie then betrays Merlin an so yeets him into the new halfway bay (full of hydroflasks) where he doesn’t of hypothermia because the only thing he is wearing is an oversized t-shirt.
That was an official summary of book 6.
AHAHAAHA LOL YOU are hilarious!!! 😆
AND I FREAKIN’ OOP sksksksksksksksksksksksksk
if this isn’t the actual book, u should write and publish this, just changing the characters and setting – you could call it the School for TikTok and Memes