sapphy

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    sapphy posted an update in the group Fan Fiction 1 year, 9 months ago

    The Ever-Never Roundtable – Part Two

    BEATRIX: Is this going to be in the new handbook?
    SOPHIE: It depends how much you speak.
    BEATRIX: Excuse me!
    AGATHA: You’re at it again.
    HESTER: Evers!
    BEATRIX: Shut up.
    COVEN: Ooooohhhh!
    HORT: I’m kinda feeling slightly outnumbered here – l’m the only boy!
    AGATHA: That’s because boys are hideous creatures that don’t deserve to be in the handbook. Why do you think l made Tedros stay at home?
    HESTER: On this, at least, me and Sophie are in agreement.
    SOPHIE: AT LEAST? AT LEAST?
    KIKO: You know, l’m starting to realise why everyone hates you and there’s an assasin creeping up behind you.
    SOPHIE: (falls off her chair. Everyone laughs)
    ANADIL: We need to do thet more often.
    (Everyone agrees)
    AGATHA: You know we’re supposed to talk about the school?
    BEATRIX: OK, it was like we were being ‘undignified’ and Sophie was being ‘dignified’ – mainly rushing around screaming.
    SOPHIE: OK, this isn’t going in the handbook.

    Part two coming soon. Comment if you want to be tagged.

        anadilphoenix replied 1 year, 9 months ago

        Pls tag me, this is so funny 😉

        kyrille replied 1 year, 9 months ago

        Tag me

        donutqueen11 replied 1 year, 9 months ago

        Amazing! 🙂 🙂 🙂

          erynofmaidenvale replied 1 year, 9 months ago

          I love Kiko’s line about the assassin!

        sapphy replied 1 year, 9 months ago

        Thank you everyone

        agathag replied 1 year, 9 months ago

        Please tag me! You’re great at writing!

        sierralovespuppies replied 1 year, 5 months ago

        This is really funny!!!

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