My Ranking Points
The Ever-Never Roundtable – Part Two
BEATRIX: Is this going to be in the new handbook?
SOPHIE: It depends how much you speak.
BEATRIX: Excuse me!
AGATHA: You’re at it again.
BEATRIX: Shut up.
HORT: I’m kinda feeling slightly outnumbered here – l’m the only boy!
AGATHA: That’s because boys are hideous creatures that don’t deserve to be in the handbook. Why do you think l made Tedros stay at home?
HESTER: On this, at least, me and Sophie are in agreement.
SOPHIE: AT LEAST? AT LEAST?
KIKO: You know, l’m starting to realise why everyone hates you and there’s an assasin creeping up behind you.
SOPHIE: (falls off her chair. Everyone laughs)
ANADIL: We need to do thet more often.
AGATHA: You know we’re supposed to talk about the school?
BEATRIX: OK, it was like we were being ‘undignified’ and Sophie was being ‘dignified’ – mainly rushing around screaming.
SOPHIE: OK, this isn’t going in the handbook.
Part two coming soon. Comment if you want to be tagged.