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Hi, random person scrolling through my stuff 👋👋👋👋👋
Hello! I was checking people’s activities but you caught me XD
Boinga! Heard you were pretty new to this site and Berry and I still haven’t given you a proper welcome! Berry, get the welcome wagon!
“Way ahead of you, Twig!”
*Berry wheels in the musical wagon which begins to play music*
*i dance around and sing*
Welcome welcome welcome
A fine welcome to you!
*Berry twirls by you as she joins the song*
“Welcome welcome welcome, I say how do you do?”
*she blows a trumpet in your ear and twirls away*
*i skip all around banging a drum*
Welcome welcome welcome
I say hip hip hooray!
*Berry and I both dance and harmonize on this last line*
Welcome welcome welcome to SGE todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!
*i toss confetti* WHOOOOOO
*Berry points up her wand and fireworks shoot out and explode in the air: POOM, POOM, POOM, POOM, POOOMMM*
*I pull out a felt pop-up card and hold it out to you*
*it opens, and out pop swan icons and colorful letters spelling out “WELCOME TO THE SGE SITE!”*
*”WELCOME TO SGE!” cheer recorded voices from the card, which then proceeds to spray glitter in your face*
So, congratulations! You’ve fallen down the rabbit hole into the wonderland that is the SGE site! It’s an endless kaleidoscope of stories, friendships, poems, random silliness…
“Food fights, parties, near-death experiences, imaginary friends like me…”
And just overall insanity. But the main rule is, insanity means…
*in unison* FUN!
“There are very few rules here. One of them is, don’t be a j.erk or start fights.”
And by that we mean fights like petty arguments, insults, drama, bullying and stuff. Actual fighting is okay. Fighting with food, weapons, magic, pillows, anything, the more intense it gets the more fun it is–even a bit of bloodshed is fine if it’s during a fight like the kinds I just described and it’s already gotten super intense. Or some other scenario has been set up around it.
“So like, yeah, action and combat is fine, drama and insults and generally acting mean to people isn’t.”
Oh, and watch out for Bob, the alien who stole the 12th puzzle piece of the swan search game. He’s been known to zap people.
“And NEVER quote The Bee Movie. EVER. Otherwise the shadows will come alive and try to kill us all.”
Some newbies in the past have done this despite repeated warnings, but seriously it is VERY VERY DANGEROUS. And having too many Bee Movie Incidents takes the fun out of it.
“Plus apparently too many site users don’t even know how to properly fight the shadows off anymore, and we have reason to believe the shadows know this and plan to take advantage.”
So for the love of EVERYTHING, please refrain.
The RP groups are just for writing stories. You make bios for your characters and start writing! There are also, of course, as you probably saw, groups for talking about the books, and a group for asking Soman questions, and one for talking about who you want to play the characters when the movies come out, etc.
“You seem to have a handle on all that stuff about the groups in the common room already, we probably don’t necessarily need to tell you, it’s just, y’know, routine.”
Most of the talking about random stuff and getting up to all kinds of chaos happens on the Open Chat.
“The Open Chat is closed for repairs right now, but it may come back soon! And we have this doc to replace it until then!
We suggest going to the first post on @catsruleforever‘s activity page to learn more of the basics around this place.
So. Now that’s we’ve said all this..
Enjoy being part of the Ever Never Army!
“If you have any questions, just ask. Everycreature here is super nice and will totally help you out! 🙂 ”