My Ranking Points
drum roll pls *drumming on my legs*
itsssss ROPHIE!!! *crowd cheers*
thank you everyone and i wanted u to know that next isss hophie!!!! *hophie shippers screem*
ROPHIE (rafal+sophie):outside vs inside!!
sophie:darling can i get something??*points at fashion shop*
rafal:knock yourself out just remeb-*turns around*where is she??
sophie:*carrying 500 pairs of shoes,200 dresses, 20 earrings and multiple makeup bags*
rafal:…..HOW?!!….how are u so quick???
sophie:*dumps bag at his feet*there u go.now where is that massager i ordered?
rafal:*inhale*SOPHIE I RUN A SCHOOL!!
sophie:and u wouldnt want your wife to not be happy *pouts*
rafal:*huff*its ok *eye twitch*its alRiGhT
rafal:care for some wine m’lady *bows*
rafal:*sneeky grin**takes her hand**leads her to a table facing the sunset**softely whispers*surprise!
sophie:*hand covering her mouth**silent tears*its beautiful…no one ever done this for me
rafal:cos no one deserves you *sits down*wanna go hunting after?
sophie:oooh yes!i heared there are some good faires in the forest now…
~~~~~~~bonus real life thing~~~~~
me:ooh yes my school photos! hopefully their better than last yr
life:*rocking in its chair**laughing evily*
me:*looks at it* IM SO ****
my friend:nah u look alright *looks at photo* ahhh….
me:im gonna dieeee the whole grade sees this!!
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YAAS THAT WAS SO GOOD!!!! Can you also do Hophie though?
😂I loved when they were at dinner and he’s like “Wanna go hunting” and she’s like YOU KNOW ME SO WELL!
I’m sure it’s great. I didn’t read it or else I would be screaming.
I no like Rophie.
It was great!! But Sophie was a lot less selfish when she was around Rafal, so I doubt she would’ve shopped that much… it was still a great read tho!
GUYZ I WILL DO HOPHIE
its not like i like hophie or dort
but i do it for the others
chill mates chill and have a g’day
shoot i sound aussie
*walks 1.5 meters away**winks**high fives the screen from the air*
hello from australia!
Alright, ya little ankle biters! This is a great post, I’m excited for Hophie! I’ve never heard of the Host and Dot ship, though
.. that should be interesting.
That’s funny, I like them on the inside, though I do feel bad for outside Rafal
of course *bows* ur wish is my command
My school photo makes me look like a maniac. Like my eyes and smile looks like someone is going to die… and I’m happy about it like the Joker
omigod im getting braces,has glasses,is a complete book worm and currently has short hair
my mum:you look like a nerd
me:…..everyone says we look the same
Yesss I forgot like some of the stuff…. Merlin doesn’t… Aggie doesn’t… I think Hort would be the one who looked the best in glasses.
honestly it bugs me out that their isnt many people with glasses
like shoot more than a third of the world wears them
and also why isnt there more cultures and stuff?
@/shadowmistress5 ever heard of Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard? Not only are their different cultures, there are deaf people and transgender (in the second book they introduce the transgender.) It’s incredibly rare to find those kind of characters with glasses, tho.
Eh, I don’t think he was ever described with glasses, maybe only once or twice?… what if they like, broke in the middle of battle, and he was crawling on the floor trying to find them? I’m guessing that’s why barely anyone has glasses in that book….
hahaha shoot that wil be me in a battle
me:WhERe aRE MY GLASSES!!??
tedros:we’re in the middle of a battle
me:well if i dont find my glasses im gonna have a battle with you guys since i cant see
agatha:oh shoot she has a point
HAHAHAHHA yeeeee. Omg imagine Rafal or Rhian or Japeth or Aric with glasses. They’d all look nerdy af, definitely not intimidating anymore 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂 What if Hort started wearing glasses in the sixth book, tho?
Hort: SOPHIE, WHERE DID YOU PUT MY GLASSES?
Sophie: I gave them to Aggie!
Agatha: I gave them to Merlin!
Merlin: Well, I gave them to Tedros…
Tedros: I gave the, to Hester.
Hester: I gave them to Anadil!
Anadil: I tripped and the glasses fell out of my hands and into Dot’s, so she forced me to give Hort’s glasses to her.
Everyone, looking at Dot.
Dot: I lost them.
Groans all around.
hahahahha no dot would’ve gotten hungry and ate them
everyone:*stares at dot*
dot:*blush* what? hort was wearing them
nicola: *beep* hes mine!!!
guys is it weired that i want sge to be like dance mums with all the drama?
like i think it would be very funny if they were like that
Rafal: IMMA TEAR YOU TO SHREDS… hold on *wipes glasses* anyway AND THEM IM GONNA…
I’ve never watched Dance moms, but the moment you said it I though of this:
Sophie: *slaps Tedros*
Tedros: *gasps* I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU! *slaps Sophie*
The two keep slapping each other until Agatha comes in the room, then they stop abruptly.
Tedros: Aggie She started it-
Sophie- no HE started it-
Agatha: Alright! Alright! Pretend I was never here. *gets a bag of popcorn and sits down.*
Some random unsuspecting dude: hey nerdface! How’s the weather over in geektopia??
Rafal: *growls* YOU WILL REGRET THAT!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU! I WILL- Oop one minute *cleans glasses* oohhh yes, SQUEAKY CLEAN!!!!! Now where was I? Oh, yes, YOUR DEAD *kills the guy* oh shoot. My glasses are ***** again! *cleans them* ahhh, squeaky clean!!!!
In remembrance of Rafal’s squeaky clean glasses. In all posts you put #squeakyclean.
Well, I’ve been doing it on all the posts when I remember about it. I guess you can do it either way!